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00:00Why am I stuck doing this?
00:18Don't you remember?
00:19We agreed that you'll do the chores for the first 365 days of the year,
00:23and I'll do them for the rest of the year.
00:26Oh, right.
00:29Sucker.
00:30I wonder what he's up to.
00:35What do I always say?
00:36Don't get involved in your neighbor's business.
00:38Before you know it, their business is your business.
00:41It's a very slippery slope.
00:43Daffy, when you live in a neighborhood, you live by a strict code of conduct.
00:47Part of it is being friendly to your neighbors, even the bad ones.
00:52Eh, what's up, neighbor?
00:55None of your business, you buck-toothed varmint.
00:57What are you laughing at, beak face?
01:01We're just trying to be friendly.
01:03I don't need friendship.
01:05I don't need nothing.
01:06I'm totally self-sufficient.
01:08Or at least I'm about to be with these here solar panels.
01:13Goodbye, high energy bills.
01:15Hello, self-sufficiency.
01:16Whoops.
01:17I wanted to keep that.
01:24Wish I'd labeled these things.
01:26Jackpot, I'm off the grid.
01:39Son, do your thing.
01:45You hear that?
01:46That's the sound of Yosemite Sam never needing nothing from nobody, never again.
01:52Have fun paying your electric bill, losers.
01:59Uh-oh.
02:00This could be a problem.
02:15Meteorologists are saying there was no end in sight for all of this wane.
02:19This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting.
02:22Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:24I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam right now.
02:27I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam anytime.
02:29Pardon me, neighbors.
02:38I know I said I never needed nothing from nobody, but could I possibly use your microwave to heat my frozen dinner?
02:46Don't get involved.
02:49He's standing right there.
02:51Where's your microwave?
02:59I thought you said something.
03:16Uh, no.
03:18Oh, thank goodness.
03:22I mean, it's ready.
03:24Okie dokie.
03:26Well, thanks, neighbors.
03:27Let's never do this again.
03:29Out of my way, beak face!
03:31And with the extra point, we will have a tied ball game.
03:38Of course, in this rain, the extra point is not...
03:41Sorry.
03:41We've already seen...
03:42Code of conduct.
03:43...snap.
03:46Apparently, no power means no hot water.
03:50You mind if I grab a quick shower?
03:52I'll just be in and out.
03:57Sorry I took so long.
03:59Wound up taking a long bath after the quick shower.
04:02I won't bother you again.
04:03Was he wearing my robe?
04:08Yeah.
04:09He used your bathroom.
04:25I had to see you.
04:28Adam, this won't work.
04:31Sorry.
04:32Electric toothbrush.
04:34Good for fighting tartar, but...
04:36Bad for when you lose power.
04:44Whoa.
04:44What you watching?
04:46Ah, I've seen this movie.
04:50Oh, I do love you.
04:52Whoa.
04:54Yeah, she dies at the end.
04:56Adam.
04:57Oh, almost forgot.
04:58The one of you's got to wake me up at 4.30 in the morning.
05:01Now, when you're waking me, you've got to do it very gentle-like.
05:05I'm a sensitive sleeper.
05:07I also tend to have night terrors.
05:10So, trust me on this.
05:12You do not want to wake me if I'm having a night terror.
05:16Oh, and if there's a tie on the door, don't come in at all.
05:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:21Nighty-night, neighbors.
05:22Sam.
05:23Sam.
05:24Sam.
05:24Sam.
05:25What are you doing here?
05:52I never left.
05:53Who are you talking to?
05:58I'm talking to Russia.
05:59Some dope cut my phone line.
06:05Sheesh.
06:07Why don't you just move in?
06:10You were thinking that too?
06:12Well, that's a great idea.
06:14I'll go rustle up my gear.
06:17BRB, roomies.
06:20Please tell me I'm having a night terror.
06:24Is that my robe?
06:26I'll go.
06:27I'll go.
06:28I'll go.
06:29I'll go.
06:30I'll go.
06:31I'll go.
06:32Woo-hoo!
06:33Yee-haw!
06:34Ha ha ha!
06:35Ha ha ha!
06:36Ha ha ha!
06:37Ha ha ha!
06:38Ha ha ha!
06:39Ha ha ha!
06:40Thanks for breaking my fall, roomie!
06:41No, thank you for breaking my back.
06:42And this living arrangement is only temporary, right?
06:44Absolutely.
06:45Soon as that sun comes back out, I'm gone.
06:48But in the meantime, I should probably stock up on some groceries.
07:01I feel like I'm starting to get hungry.
07:04And believe me, you won't like me when I'm hungry.
07:09I don't like you now.
07:11And thanks again for spotting me.
07:21I'll pay you back.
07:23This temporary living arrangement is starting to feel very permanent.
07:28It's gotta stop raining sometimes.
07:30Soy cheese nachos?
07:35Try one.
07:36Try one.
07:37Try one.
07:38Try one.
07:39Try one.
07:40Tastes like real cheese.
07:43Try one.
07:44Try one.
07:45Huh?
07:46No?
07:47Ha ha ha!
07:48Okay, more for me.
07:54Welp, time for bed.
07:56Ahem, ahem.
07:58And, uh, you're sitting on it.
08:00I didn't want it to come to this, but I think it would be best if you slept somewhere else.
08:05Are you saying what I think you're saying?
08:08I'm afraid so.
08:09You can't sleep here.
08:11Well, then it's settled.
08:14You sleep on the couch and I'll sleep in your bed.
08:18What?
08:19You can't sleep in his bed?
08:21Oh, I get it.
08:22You're a jealous.
08:23Well, don't worry.
08:25I actually like to sleep like I'm in a sandwich.
08:28You know, one mattress on the top, one mattress on the bottom.
08:31So I'll take your bed, too.
08:33There.
08:34Problem solved.
08:36Nighty night.
08:37Don't let the bed bugs bite.
08:39Seriously.
08:40Keep that lid on tight, or those bed bugs will bite.
08:51I am here to meet Yosemite Sam, my new husband.
08:58Svetlana?
08:59Uh, you, uh, you don't look like your picture.
09:05You don't look like your picture, either.
09:08That was, uh, that was before the beard.
09:12Come on.
09:13Let me show you to your room.
09:15Huh?
09:16What the?
09:17Uh, how'd these rascals get on my hands?
09:36Now get, get, you soft and pretty gloves.
09:39Heh.
09:40Uh, what's up, roomies?
09:42Sam, we need to talk.
09:44There's simply not enough room in this house for the four of us.
09:47I couldn't agree more.
09:49That's why I sense Svetlana packing this morning.
09:53Oh, it's no big loss.
09:55She was one of those has-to-tell-you-about-the-dreams-you-just-had kind of girls.
10:00Although, now that I think about it, I had a crazy dream last night.
10:05I was in the house I grew up in, but it was different, you know?
10:09All the rooms were, like, uh, on the wrong side.
10:13It was weird.
10:14Anyway, the neighbor's dog was there, but we was all acting like it was our dog.
10:22Silky!
10:23Does the term, slippery slope, ring a bell?
10:25You were right.
10:26Does the term, slippery slope, ring a bell?
10:29You were right.
10:30When I first moved in here, I remember stating very clearly, let's not be nice to the neighbors.
10:36You were right.
10:37And I remember thinking to myself as I was saying it, Daffy, this is sounding a little harsh.
10:42But you know what?
10:44You were right.
10:45I was right!
10:47What'd you say?
10:48You were right.
10:50I've dreamed of this moment for so long.
10:53It just doesn't get any better than this.
10:56And I need your help.
10:58Ah!
10:59You just got so much better!
11:05I've been a man!
11:06Ah!
11:07Chicken Hulk, get hungry!
11:12Chicken Hulk, get hungry!
11:17I want some chicken to eat.
11:19It is my favorite meat.
11:20I like it crispy or glazed.
11:22It puts me in a dame.
11:24I like it fried up or baked.
11:26On my birthday, I eat chicken cake!
11:28Chicken Hulk's not a chicken!
11:31He's just a Hulk that eats chicken!
11:35Now just one second!
11:36Alright!
11:37I've got something for your appetite!
11:39There's so many things that you could eat!
11:41There's a Chinese restaurant down the street!
11:42Or how about a fish taco, son?
11:44This bakery's got good honey buns!
11:48So juicy!
11:50So tasty!
11:52Hey chicken, get in my mouth!
11:55How about a hot dog with mustard and sauerkraut?
12:02Now!
12:03I want some chicken!
12:04No lie!
12:05You are my chicken pie pie!
12:07Instead of chicken, try pork!
12:09Just please put down that fork!
12:10Try my grandma's baked beans!
12:12They've got 10 grams of protein!
12:14They're gooey, sweet, and piping hot!
12:16You'll wanna eat the whole dang pot!
12:18Chicken Hulk, gonna eat the beans!
12:21Chicken Hulk is enjoying the beans!
12:24I knew you'd come around, son!
12:26You know what would go good with these beans?
12:29Chicken!
12:30Uh-oh!
12:31Get over here, chicken!
12:33Chicken does go good with beans!
12:36Beans and chicken, what a heavenly combo!
12:40Time for buys and tries!
12:46Hit it!
12:47And one!
12:48And two!
12:49And three!
12:50And four!
12:51Reach for it!
12:53And...
12:54Rest!
12:56I'm sweating like a hog!
12:59Daffy!
13:00Daffy!
13:01It's your greatest skill!
13:02Repelling people!
13:03Use it!
13:04Well, he's not gonna leave as long as he likes being here!
13:08We have to make it so unpleasant that he wants to move out!
13:11But how?
13:12We have to fill our home with incessant fighting, resentment, and so much tension that no one could stand to live here!
13:19At least that's what my parents did!
13:21So you're saying we should stage a fake fight?
13:24That's exactly what I'm saying!
13:26Okay!
13:27Time for the abs and glutes!
13:29Oh, you're killing me!
13:31What?
13:32Those aren't my problem areas!
13:35How many times do I have to tell you to put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher?
13:42Really?
13:43That's the best fake fight you can come up with?
13:46Ha!
13:47Oh, I'm sorry!
13:48I forgot you're the reigning king of fake fight land!
13:51We wouldn't even need to have a fake fight if you didn't get us into this mess!
13:55Well, some of this is your fault too!
13:57Me?
13:58What did I do?
13:59I specifically remember hearing you pray for rain two days ago!
14:03What?!
14:04Don't play dumb with me!
14:06I heard you complaining about how the dry air was exacerbating your eczema!
14:10First of all, it's not eczema!
14:14It's psoriasis!
14:15Which is a much less serious skin condition!
14:17And second of all, a man's prayers are his own business and you shouldn't be eavesdropping!
14:21Break it up!
14:22Break it up!
14:23Whoa!
14:24Y'all can't be fighting!
14:26He means the world to you!
14:28You know that!
14:29And he means the world to you!
14:31And you know that!
14:33And I mean the world to both of you!
14:36And we all know that!
14:38It is so clear!
14:40That you need me here!
14:41To keep us all together!
14:43We're like a family now!
14:45Like brothers!
14:46Or fathers!
14:48Now brothers!
14:49Let's hug!
14:51I'll never ever leave!
14:53Never!
14:54Ever!
14:55Never!
14:56I'll never leave!
14:57Never!
14:58Never!
14:59Never!
15:00Never!
15:01Never!
15:02Never!
15:03Never!
15:04Never!
15:05Never!
15:06Well, that didn't work!
15:08Operation Roommate Removal is about to enter Fave 2!
15:13Keep it down!
15:14Oh, right!
15:16We don't wanna upset Mr. Light Sleeper!
15:19Or do we?
15:20Hey!
15:21Having a good time?
15:22Feel free to use the Coasters!
15:23And turn up the music!
15:24The louder the better!
15:25And we will be losing one annoying house guest in 5, 4, 3, 2...
15:27What in tarnation is going on here?
15:29What?
15:30If this is the kind of shenanigans that's gonna go on here, I'm just gonna pack my bags
15:37and get the...
15:38Is that karaoke?
15:40Wherever you go, I'll be with you!
15:41What in tarnation is going on here?
15:42What in tarnation is going on here?
15:43What?
15:44If this is the kind of shenanigans that's gonna go on here, I'm just gonna pack my bags
15:47and get the...
15:48Is that karaoke?
15:49Wherever you go, I'll be with you!
15:51Where ever you go, I'll be with you!
15:56Where ever you go, I'll be with you!
16:01Where ever you want, I'll give it to you!
16:19Where ever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon
16:27Remember, after the fire, after all the rain
16:33I will be the flame!
16:41I will be the flame!
16:47Time for phase three!
16:59Yosemite!
17:00Wake up!
17:01What's happening?
17:02There's a ghost in this house!
17:04A ghost?
17:05Yes, a ghost!
17:06And he's a very angry ghost!
17:08I said, he's a very angry ghost!
17:12Oooooh!
17:13Oooooh!
17:14Oooooh!
17:15Oooooh!
17:16He does sound angry!
17:17Oooooh!
17:18Oooooh!
17:19Oooooh!
17:20Oooooh!
17:21Come on, bugs!
17:22This is no time to be playing in the laundry!
17:25There's a ghost in our house!
17:27You two will be safe out here in the cold and rain!
17:31What?
17:32I locked the door!
17:34That thern ghost ain't escaping!
17:37Come on, ghost!
17:42It's just you and me now, ghost!
17:44Is that you?
17:45Ha!
17:46Ha!
17:47Ha!
17:48Ha!
17:49Oh, you think you can get away, huh?
17:51Ha!
17:52Ha!
17:53Ha!
17:54Wake up, boys!
17:57It's a good morning!
17:58I got em!
18:00It took all night, but in this, I believe I have your ghost!
18:06Either that, or it's just a jar full of air!
18:11You idiot!
18:12There was no ghost!
18:13We told you that so you would leave!
18:16Ha!
18:17Brother?
18:18Is it true what my other brother just said?
18:21It's true, Doc.
18:22You can't stay with us anymore.
18:24I can take a hand.
18:26Well, not really.
18:27We've dropped a ton of them.
18:28Alright.
18:29I don't need to be told twice.
18:31Apparently, you need to be told about a thousand times.
18:34I'm a bad house guest.
18:36Always have been.
18:38You give me an inch to take a mile.
18:40You give me a secret, I post it online.
18:43You tell me under no circumstances am I to look in your third desk drawer,
18:47and I got your third desk drawer right here!
18:50Here you go.
18:51I guess I'll just go back to my cold, dark, lonely house, cause I ain't got no family!
19:06I know I'm gonna regret this.
19:11Are you crazy?
19:12Crazy?
19:13Yes.
19:14Heartless?
19:15No.
19:16Come on back inside, you can stay!
19:21You...
19:22You really...
19:23mean it?
19:24Ohh!
19:40Woo-hoo!
19:42I'm back in business!
19:44Took the law you buck-toothed, beak-faced losers!
19:48I don't need no one!
19:50Well, I hope you learned your lesson about talking to neighbors.
19:57Daffy, letting him stay with us was the right thing to do.
20:01And if I had it to do over again, I would.
20:11Brothers!
20:12Quick, get inside!
20:14Run!
20:20I can't believe that fool thought there was a ghost in this jar.
20:27Yeah, what a maru!
20:29What?
20:29Uh, is that the jar that had the bedbugs in it?
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