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00:00Excuse me, sir. The country club is for members only.
00:25Well, I'm a member.
00:26What's your membership number?
00:28One. I'm number one.
00:30One is not a valid membership number.
00:32Did I say one? I meant two.
00:34Sir, if you're not a member, I'm going to have to insist that you exit the property.
00:38Fine. I don't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member anyway.
00:41We don't have you as a member.
00:43And you never will.
00:46Membership number?
00:471673.
00:491673, huh?
00:50Membership number?
01:101673.
01:14Looks like I have a new lucky number.
01:17Fork!
01:18No, dummy!
01:211673!
01:21Go!
01:22Go!
01:38Membership number?
01:391673 and this gentleman is my guest welcome to royal oaks glen oaks oakwood oaks country club
01:48or r-o-g-o-o-o-c-c as us members call it daffy how did you get into a country club i'm rich
01:58no you're not i'm beloved in the community no you're not well this is a real he said she said
02:05situation now what do you feel like doing golf tennis swimming we've got everything here at the
02:11r-o-g-o uh r-o-g-o-o-o-c-c i'm up to some tennis not looking like that you're not
02:21wow this place is pretty impressive oh we only let in the real hoi polloi the top philistines
02:29the finest bourgeois you don't speak french i'm sorry for that dicky aggie hugs hugs kiss kiss
02:36wanted to introduce you to my friend bugsy bugsy dicky dicky bugsy aggie dicky bugsy dassey dicky aggie
02:43dicky bugsy gassy dicky
02:46out what ow eighth thirty love
03:02hey this is ridiculous
03:07hey forty love
03:09excuse me
03:14excuse me
03:16excuse me
03:18oh hi
03:20oh
03:21hey
03:22are you okay
03:25i don't know
03:26do i look okay
03:28i think you look great
03:30i think you look great too
03:31well i still got it
03:37i don't know what you're talking about
03:39i won the match while you were gone
03:41should have called time out
03:43then i guess we both won
03:45cause i just scored a date
03:47with a beautiful woman
03:50she's perfect
03:52absolutely perfect
03:55can i get you anything to start
04:03i'll have the carrot soup
04:04oh
04:05two carrot soups
04:08and try not to mix up our orders
04:10oh
04:10oh
04:12i'd hate to jinx it
04:15but this date is off to a pretty good start
04:17you look very pretty
04:21i like your hair
04:22oh thanks
04:23they're my ears
04:24so
04:25how long have you been playing tennis
04:27my whole life
04:28it's kind of my passion
04:29oh
04:33sorry
04:34that's my phone
04:34sorry
04:35a lot of stuff in here
04:37makeup
04:38keys
04:39rubber band ball
04:40tick of cards
04:41stupler
04:42flashlight
04:44mini fan
04:45i like to record my thoughts
04:49note to self
04:51clean out your purse
04:52oh
04:53here it is
04:53hello
04:54hi
04:55oh
04:56nothing
04:57i'm just on a date
04:58with a really cute guy
04:59he's sitting across from me right now
05:01he's totally looking at me
05:03oh no wait
05:03now he's looking down
05:04now he's looking around
05:05oh
05:06nope
05:06he's looking at me again
05:07i better go
05:08okay call me later
05:09bye
05:10friend of yours
05:12nope
05:12wrong number
05:13oh
05:16is there butter in this
05:18i'm not supposed to have butter
05:19i'm allergic to butter
05:21oh
05:21no wait
05:22it's gluten
05:23not butter
05:23i'm allergic to gluten
05:24no wait
05:25not gluten
05:26pollen
05:26oh no wait
05:28i love pollen
05:28is there pollen in this
05:30can i get some pollen in this
05:31you know what
05:32now that i'm thinking about it
05:33i don't really want carrot soup
05:34actually
05:34maybe just one little taste
05:36oh
05:38oh that's good
05:39oh
05:39maybe just one more
05:40mmm
05:41oh one more
05:42just one more
05:45mmm
05:45mmm
05:46you can really taste the pollen
05:48are you gonna eat yours?
05:51so what do you have planned for after dinner?
05:54how about a movie?
05:55we'll just sit together
05:57watch a movie
05:59mmm
05:59and not talk
06:00that'll be nice
06:02mmm
06:04mmm
06:05this is so good
06:06I'm so glad I'm not allergic to butter
06:10do you like this movie?
06:12I love this movie
06:13it's so sad
06:14but like uplifting too
06:16it's like a feel good movie
06:17a sad feel good movie
06:19it's funny also
06:20and scary
06:21oh
06:21oh
06:22this is the best part
06:23oh no wait
06:23this is the worst part
06:24oh i hate this part
06:25oh i have to pee
06:26sorry
06:27excuse me
06:28excuse me
06:29excuse me
06:29watch your leg
06:30excuse me
06:31oh
06:31i love this part
06:33oh excuse me
06:33no sorry
06:34going back
06:34excuse me
06:35excuse me
06:36sorry
06:36excuse me
06:37wow
06:47that
06:48was a good movie
06:49and now
06:50your feature presentation
06:52so basically
06:53to make a long story short
06:54wait
06:55what was I talking about?
06:57I have no idea
06:58oh my gosh
06:59I never paid
07:00that was the worst date of my life
07:05that was the best date of my life
07:07wait
07:08didn't I have to do something?
07:10note to self
07:12clean out your purse
07:13that's right
07:14don't answer that
07:17hi bun bun
07:18it's Lola
07:19just trying to get a hold of you
07:21again
07:22so
07:23anyway
07:23call me
07:24if I don't hear back from you
07:26in the next minute
07:27or so
07:27I'll just go ahead and call you again
07:29bye
07:30sounds like she likes you
07:34you two going out again
07:36not if I can help it
07:37that girl's exhausting
07:39I mean I barely said a single word all night
07:41she just keeps talking and talking and talking
07:44it's like she doesn't know how to listen
07:46sorry were you saying something?
07:49well
07:50I'm off to the club
07:51there's a mahjong tournament
07:52and the Goldbergs are going down
07:54you've got email
08:00bump bun
08:11ah
08:14Lola
08:15how
08:19crazy
08:19to bump into you here
08:21did you get my messages?
08:23oh yeah
08:24I haven't been home
08:25I've just been really busy
08:28I had to go here
08:29and now I have to go
08:30somewhere else
08:31oh
08:34I'll give it to him
08:35we're a couple
08:36it's pretty serious
08:38oh
08:39beep beep
08:44oh my gosh
08:45we got into a car wreck
08:46now we have to exchange information
08:48what?
08:50oh my gosh
08:51you like bread
08:52how crazy is that?
08:53I like bread
08:53we're like soulmates
08:55I just remembered
08:56I'm late
08:57for that thing
08:58he likes milk too?
09:01oh
09:02this is getting scary
09:03we both like milk
09:05hi
09:08oh
09:09yes
09:11bun bun
09:13help him
09:14oh
09:16thank you
09:16your body looks crazy
09:19you should do more cardio
09:20and less weights
09:21oh
09:23thank goodness
09:24you're okay
09:24I don't know
09:26what I would do
09:27if I ever lost you
09:28Lola
09:29I can't see you anymore
09:31say what?
09:32I
09:32I just don't think
09:34we're right for each other
09:35don't cry
09:37please
09:43please
09:43please don't cry
09:44why
09:48Lola
09:51please
09:52I didn't mean it
09:53really?
09:55do you want to go out again?
09:56fine
09:57yay
09:58we're back together
10:00everybody
10:00we just had our first fight
10:02but I think we're stronger for it
10:04I feel very heard
10:05do you feel very heard?
10:07no
10:07see you at lunch
10:08could you drop that thing on me again?
10:26every time you see me
10:28you earthlings turn and run
10:29I don't know what your problem is
10:31I'm really super fun
10:33I'm a martian
10:34not a great white shark
10:36I'm a martian
10:37I play frisbee in the park
10:40come over to my party
10:41it's not that long a trip
10:43you'll be glad you made the journey
10:45for my seven layer dip
10:46I like sharing cheese pizza
10:48you see I'm not so bad
10:50do you like little puppies?
10:52I make them in my lab
10:53I'm a martian
10:55I hope for you no ill will
10:57a martian
10:58does someone need a chill pill?
11:01my name's Marvin
11:02I'm a martian
11:04la la la la lee
11:05la la lee
11:06ray roe
11:07let's share a lemon soda
11:09and talk about our feelings
11:11but don't insult my helmet
11:12cause then I'll hit the ceiling
11:14I've got a laser
11:15and it's pointed at your planet
11:17it's my laser
11:19so don't take me for planet
11:21I'm a martian
11:22boom shakalaka
11:24I'm a martian
11:26shakalaka
11:27boom
11:30pardon me doll
11:35another round of Arnold Palmer's
11:37put it on 1673
11:39now ladies
11:42what I'm about to tell you
11:44does not leave this table
11:46Estelle and Abe
11:48are breaking up
11:49you didn't hear it from me
11:53but apparently
11:54Abe prefers blondes
11:56don't get your hopes up Phyllis
11:58natural blondes
12:00hi Estelle
12:04give my regards
12:05to Abe
12:06time for plan B
12:15where is Bugs?
12:21Bugs Bunny
12:21you know him
12:22oh I know him
12:25Bugs Bunny is the worst man
12:27I've ever met
12:29Bugs Bunny is a saint
12:30that's what he'd have you believe
12:32let me guess
12:33you met him on a tennis court
12:35oh
12:35unbelievable
12:37let me give you a little
12:38piece of advice
12:40girl to girl
12:41if you don't want your heart
12:43shattered into a million pieces
12:45you'll break up with Bugs Bunny
12:46today
12:47hey Lola
12:54sorry I'm late
12:55oh I'm not
12:56I just had a very
12:58interesting conversation
12:59with an ugly woman
13:00ugly?
13:01very ugly
13:02but she told me something
13:04that has me looking at you
13:06in an entirely different way
13:08Bugs Bunny
13:09you
13:10are a
13:12bad boy
13:13I've never been with a
13:15bad boy before
13:16that makes me a
13:17bad girl
13:18meow
13:19Lola
13:20over here darling
13:22who are they?
13:24my parents
13:25it's about time you guys met
13:27be on your best behavior
13:28bad boy
13:29Bugs
13:30Lola's told us
13:32so much about you
13:33she doesn't know anything
13:35about me
13:36see
13:38told you he was funny
13:40oh
13:40he's wonderful
13:44excuse me
13:46I'll be right back
13:47you have to end this
13:52I don't care if she cries
13:55I don't care that her parents are there
13:57she's crazy
13:58and this ends now
14:00and you are not
14:03an ugly woman
14:04ooh
14:05a mint
14:06thanks for the pep talk
14:08you can do this
14:11it's like ripping off a bandage
14:13I don't know what it is
14:14but it's like we complete each other
14:15I think he is my soulmate
14:17yes
14:22what?
14:23of course I'll marry you
14:25huh?
14:26ahem
14:27my daughter's getting married
14:30to the future
14:31Mr. and Mrs. Bugs Bunny
14:34and the son
14:35I never had
14:37oh
14:38it's so romantic
14:42why are we clapping?
14:44one of the club members
14:45just got engaged
14:46darling
14:47send a happy couple
14:48a bottle of your best bubbly
14:49compliments of 1673
14:52someone's booking
14:53for club president
14:54well you know what they say
14:57first comes love
14:58then comes marriage
14:59then comes lots of bunnies
15:00and a baby carriage
15:01wait until you meet Pepe
15:05he's the wedding planner
15:06for the R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C.
15:08can't you people
15:09just say country club?
15:11Lola
15:12mon chéri
15:13mwah
15:13mwah
15:14and this must be
15:16the lucky groom
15:17mwah
15:17mwah
15:18mmm
15:19so lucky
15:20so so lucky
15:22your wedding day
15:24is the single most important day
15:25of your life
15:26I should know
15:27I've been married seven times
15:29now
15:29I'm seeing an outdoor ceremony
15:32you should feel
15:33the beauty of nature
15:34embracing you
15:36as you walk down the aisle
15:37the smell of honeysuckle
15:39kissing your cheeks
15:41as you exchange your vows
15:43ugh
15:44there won't be a dry eye
15:46in the house
15:47I'll be crying harder than anyone
15:49what's wrong Bun Bun?
15:50you don't want a big wedding
15:52well we can have a small wedding
15:54or a wedding on a beach
15:55or we can get married in Vegas
15:56or we can just go down to the courthouse right now
15:58or
15:59we could just not get married
16:01what is going on with you?
16:05this isn't the bugs I know
16:07love you
16:12don't forget we're having dinner with my parents
16:14so lucky
16:20good game Nakamura
16:23sorry about losing my temper on 14
16:25and for throwing your clubs in the water
16:28go buy yourself a new set
16:29charge it to 1673
16:31ooh
16:35I haven't crashed a wedding in a few months
16:37I don't know either of them
16:46but if there's more of these guys
16:48I'll sit wherever you want
16:49what are you doing here?
17:00did you sneak into the club
17:02using someone else's membership number?
17:07disgraceful
17:07I didn't sneak in
17:09this is my wedding
17:10you're getting married?
17:13and you didn't ask me to be the best man?
17:15you didn't even invite me
17:17do not expect a quality wedding gift from me
17:21we are gathered here today
17:34to celebrate the marriage of Bugs and Lola
17:38before we begin
17:40if anyone objects to this marriage
17:41speak now
17:43or forever hold your peace
17:45I object
17:51what?
17:53I'm sorry Bun Bun
17:53I know how much you love me
17:56but I can't marry you
17:57because I'm in love with someone else
18:00I'm in love with him
18:03you know what they say
18:05the eighth time's a charm
18:06will you ever get over me?
18:08it's gonna take a long time
18:11we probably shouldn't talk for a while
18:15I understand
18:16peppers!
18:20so lucky
18:21so
18:22so
18:23lucky
18:24Bugs Bunny
18:26dumped
18:27I've been there brother
18:29you'll never get over it
18:31let me buy you some golf clubs
18:34waiter
18:34bring this man your finest set of golf clubs
18:38and charge it to 1673
18:401673?
18:43that's my membership number
18:45mint?
18:48a dollar
18:52thank you
18:54I hate the R-O-G-O
19:13oh
19:13oh
19:14oh
19:14oh
19:15I hate this place
19:16Thankfully
19:17I will
19:19eats
19:19but
19:20I hate that
19:20I'm able to focus onoch
19:24and I
19:25don't miss
19:26flipping
19:27comes
19:28the
19:28Who
19:30needs
19:31no
19:32nothing
19:33can
19:33just
19:35leave
19:36believe
19:37to
19:38others
19:39can
19:40or
19:40everything
19:42not
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