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00:00Let's see what's for breakfast.
00:06Hmm.
00:07What have we here?
00:09Does he have to put carrots in everything?
00:12What are you doing?
00:15Nah, that wasn't an overreaction.
00:18You know, that pie was for tonight's dinner party.
00:31What dinner party?
00:32You're kidding.
00:33What?
00:34Uh, the dinner party we're having so you can apologize to all of our neighbors?
00:39What do I have to apologize for?
00:41How about for what you did on the 4th of July?
00:44Happy 4th of July!
00:48Hey, freedom isn't free.
00:55And for what you did on Easter.
00:58Happy Easter!
01:03What the?
01:06I don't know what the big deal was.
01:08They were cage-free eggs.
01:09And for what you did on Columbus Day.
01:12Happy Columbus Day!
01:18What?
01:19The rats represented the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria.
01:22If they didn't get it, that's their problem.
01:25Besides, what do you care if the neighbors hate me?
01:27I care because this is my house.
01:30And one of these days, one of the neighbors is going to file a lawsuit against me for something that you did.
01:37Relax.
01:38It's not like I'm going to live here forever.
01:41If you're so worried about getting sued, I'll apologize.
01:45But come on, have a little faith in our neighbors.
01:55Ah, the suburbs.
01:58Fostering the illusion of success since 1950.
02:01Fostering the illusion of success since 1950.
02:06My newspaper!
02:07It's been stolen.
02:14Daffy. Daffy.
02:16Daffy. Daffy. Daffy. Daffy.
02:29What are we doing this for?
02:30I don't know.
02:31Let's see.
02:32I came out here to get my newspaper.
02:36It wasn't there.
02:37And then I realized...
02:39Someone stole my newspaper.
02:51What are you so upset about?
02:53I've never even seen you read the paper.
02:55I don't read it.
02:56I do what normal people do with it.
02:58Day by day, slowly build a papier-mâché parade float.
03:03What parade are you in?
03:04I'm not in a parade.
03:06I am the parade.
03:10What did your parents do to you?
03:13Bugsy old pal, there's a thief among us.
03:17You just told me to have faith in our neighbors.
03:20And now you're insinuating that one of them stole your paper?
03:23I'm not insinuating anything.
03:25I am simply implying in an unscrupulous and cowardly way
03:28that one of our neighbors is a thief.
03:30You're crazy.
03:32Am I?
03:33Yes.
03:33Am I?
03:34Yes.
03:35Am I?
03:37Yes.
03:39Daffy, no one stole your newspaper.
03:46Where are you going?
03:47I'm letting everyone know what time the dinner party is.
03:50Oh, I'll come with you.
03:52Daffy, you're not going to accuse the neighbors.
03:54No.
03:55I just want to get some fresh air.
04:02What did you think?
04:03I was going to start throwing accusations around?
04:06Silly you.
04:07Give me a little more credit than that.
04:11Oh, hello.
04:13Knock off the pleasantries, Grandma.
04:15I know you stole my newspaper.
04:16I'd ask you to forgive my friend, but we'll be doing a lot of that at the dinner party tonight.
04:21Which, by the way, is at 8 o'clock.
04:24See you then.
04:24I know you stole my newspaper.
04:29Your shoe shaper?
04:31My newspaper.
04:32What is the shoe shaper?
04:42What do you want, Rabbit?
04:44Just wanted to remind you about tonight's dinner party.
04:47You mean the let's all forget about the horrible things Daffy Duck has done party?
04:52Yeah, I'll be there.
04:53Unless I get a better offer.
04:55I've got an offer for you.
04:56Give me back my paper.
04:58Yosemite Sam's a lot of things.
05:01A liar.
05:02A cheat.
05:02A false witness.
05:04A sore loser.
05:05A bad friend.
05:06A shady businessman.
05:07A blamer.
05:08A flimflammer.
05:09A hornswoggler.
05:10I'm cheap and I steals things.
05:13But I am no thief.
05:16Now, good day sirs.
05:20What time's dinner?
05:228 o'clock sharp.
05:26Go home.
05:27Fine.
05:30Now, I'm going.
05:39What?
05:40I want to watch you go home.
05:42You have some serious trust issues.
05:49You should get help, man.
05:58Oh, uh, were you about to, uh, go somewhere?
06:07What?
06:07You mean the broom?
06:09No.
06:09I'm cleaning my house.
06:11I'll drive a minivan.
06:12I'm sneaking around a witch's house.
06:18Alone.
06:19Looking for a newspaper.
06:20What am I doing?
06:23Take a deep breath.
06:26It's just a house.
06:28A normal, everyday witch's house.
06:30There's nothing to be afraid of.
06:32No!
06:34So, I'll see you at 8.
06:35I'm making carrot pie.
06:37Pie?
06:38Don't you mean carrot cake?
06:39No!
06:59That duck's apology list is getting long.
07:02So, after all that, I still don't know which neighbor stole my newspaper.
07:11Interesting.
07:12I have one question.
07:16Why don't you just get another paper?
07:17It's the principle.
07:19I hold myself to an extremely high moral standard.
07:23I treat people and their things with respect.
07:25And I place the virtue of trust above all else.
07:28No, you don't.
07:31Well, I expect it from others.
07:34Come on!
07:35You're the only one who can help me solve the mystery.
07:37Don't tell bugs.
07:39But you're my smartest friend.
07:40A mystery, huh?
07:44You know, the key to a good mystery is the ending.
07:49And 9 out of 10 mystery novels end the same way.
07:54With a semi-flattering photo of the author?
07:58They end with all the suspects gathered under one roof.
08:02What they think is an innocent dinner party is, in fact, an elaborate trap.
08:08Wait!
08:09We're having a dinner party for the neighbors tonight!
08:11That's perfect!
08:12Yeah!
08:14At tonight's dinner party, I could invite everyone to another dinner party where I could spring my elaborate trap!
08:19Or you could just spring your elaborate trap at tonight's dinner party.
08:28Great idea!
08:29I'm glad I thought of it!
08:31Hmm.
08:32Maybe I'm my smartest friend!
08:34Oh, there's a rumble in the backyard!
08:40It's a shakin', twistin' clown!
08:44Seems someone's path is gettin' way upset!
09:01Don't do the same path looking at each little girl!
09:02What the hell's in the backyard want!
09:04No?
09:04It's a mess!
09:05I just swallowed him some non- sabeners and respect!
09:07No!
09:08No!
09:09Oh!
09:10It's a mess that gave some sleep meaners and trailing up!
09:11Then he sucked up bugs his swimming pool
09:15Spit out a tidal wave
09:17Tazmanian meltdown comin'
09:19He-peh-peh- 그�ered
09:21Yep, it's until the meltdown comin'
09:23Blah-blah-blah-blah
09:24Feel you better started Ronin'
09:26But the trial's stop comin'
09:27It's a meltdown comin'
09:29Wa-de-de-de-de!
09:31I don't know what sets him on
09:33I don't know
09:34Is he upset about a girl?
09:36Know?
09:37It's anyone's guess
09:39Cause he's not the best communicator in the world
09:43Don't judge me
09:44We'd love to get him settled down
09:47But he just slashed through the wall
09:50He got the police chasing after him
09:54Cause he's headed for the mall
09:56Tasmanian meltdown coming
09:59I can't believe I have to make another pie
10:26What are you doing?
10:27You're supposed to be getting ready for the dinner party
10:29Oh, I'm ready for the dinner party, all right
10:32What does that mean?
10:34Nothing
10:34Did you set the table?
10:37Oh, I set more than the table
10:39What does that mean?
10:41Nothing
10:41Did you keep the table simple?
10:43It shouldn't look too elaborate
10:45Oh, the table's not going to be the thing that's elaborate
10:49What's wrong with you?
10:53Nothing
10:54Welcome, suspects
10:58I mean, neighbors
11:00I guess no one's ever heard of maniacal laughter
11:13I guess no one's ever heard of bringing a gift either
11:24I just want to thank everybody for coming to Daffy's apology party
11:30I hope that after tonight, we can all agree to let bygones be bygones
11:35Oh, and I've got a carrot pie in the oven, so save room
11:40Carrot pie?
11:43Oh, I hope it's okay that I brought my son
11:46It's so hard to get a sitter these days
11:49Please let there be other women coming to this thing
11:52Greetings, everybody
11:56As neighbors, you think you know each other well
12:00But what you don't know is that one of you
12:03Is a thief
12:05It's one of those fun mystery dinner parties
12:13Let us begin
12:16Everyone pick up your plates
12:19Uh, scary voice?
12:21My son doesn't have a plate
12:23Hold on
12:26Here
12:29Here
12:30Thank you
12:31Where's the bathroom?
12:33Just hold it
12:34Now
12:37Under your plate, you'll find a number
12:40Ain't no numbers on these things
12:44What?
12:45Now
12:59One of you has a plate with the number five on it
13:03Who has the number five?
13:05I do
13:07So do I
13:08How does that happen?
13:10There
13:14Now you have a three
13:15I have a three
13:16Ugh
13:17What a fun party
13:25Everyone getting along?
13:27Oh, yes
13:29The voice is having us do lots of things
13:33That's nice
13:35I, uh, think I smell burning carrots
13:38My five
13:40Quick
13:41What number do you have again?
13:42Uh, uh, five
13:44Okay, you two switch plates
13:48Now
13:49What number do you have?
13:50Five
13:51Open your eyes, Grandma
13:55It's clearly a three
13:56You're a three
13:57I'm a three
13:58Why are you three?
14:00I have no idea
14:01Do you want me to be a three?
14:03Yes
14:04Thank you
14:05Finally
14:06Someone is cooperating
14:07Now
14:12Who
14:13Has
14:14The number
14:15Three?
14:19Oh
14:20I'm hungry
14:21Can we eat first and then play the game?
14:24It's not a game
14:25It's a trap
14:26An elaborate trap
14:27Designed to extract a confession from one of you dirty thieves
14:30And then we'll have an apology party all right
14:33But the apologies are gonna be to me
14:36Now what if you stole my newspaper?
14:38Confess!
14:39Ah!
14:40Really?
14:41You're really going there?
14:43Yeah, I'm going there
14:44Where is he going?
14:46Because if you go there
14:48I will go there
14:50And you do not want to be there when I get there
14:53Because when I get there
14:55I will be so there
14:56That you will wish you had stayed right here
14:59Me?
15:00What about you?
15:02You don't care about your neighbors
15:04You're just scared one of them is going to sue you
15:07You're crazy
15:09I'm crazy?
15:10You're the one who made carrot pie
15:13I mean carrot pie?
15:15Ever heard of carrot cake?
15:16That's an actual dessert
15:18Made with carrots
15:19And do you make it?
15:20No!
15:21You make carrot pie!
15:22A thing no one eats!
15:23Mmmmm
15:24Mmmmm
15:25Mmmmm
15:26Mmmmm
15:27Mmmmm
15:31Mmmmm
15:32Mmmmm
15:33Mmmmm
15:34Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
15:44This party blows. I'm going home.
15:47Well, I'm not going anywhere until I get an apology for everything this fool has done.
15:52I mean, turning a bunch of rats loose on Columbus Day. Who does that?
15:57The same jack of apes who darn near burned my house down.
16:00And by the way, you don't go accusing your neighbors of stealing something without any evidence.
16:05Especially something as dumb as a newspaper. I mean, come on. Read the internet.
16:11For the last time, I don't read it. Haven't anyone seen my parade float?
16:16You heard the witch. Uh, I mean, lady. You owes us all an apology.
16:21Well, say you're sorry.
16:25Uh... You can't say it, can you?
16:29I can say it. Uh... Then say it.
16:34I'm... Solly.
16:37Did you just say you're Solly?
16:39I'm... Soggy.
16:41You're Soggy?
16:42I'm... Flarmy.
16:44You're the worst neighbor I ever met. And I should know, before I met you, I was the worst neighbor I ever met.
16:53Eh, it's still a close call.
16:55You're the biggest monster in this neighborhood!
16:58That's saying a lot. He's an actual monster.
17:01The stunt you have pulled in this neighborhood is just two minutes and even count!
17:06I don't know who you think you are!
17:07Oh, I'm gonna get you!
17:09Oh, you're so mad!
17:11I have something to say.
17:15I like him.
17:16My life is so boring, but tonight was the most fun I've had in years, and it's all thanks to him.
17:26Oh, well, you've got to admit, our street got a lot more interesting when he moved in.
17:32Hmm. That is true. It was certainly the most memorable Columbus day I ever had.
17:37I've been meaning to ask you, did the rats symbolize the colonization of the new world
17:42by comparing the arrival of the Europeans to an infestation of vermin?
17:48I didn't follow any of that.
17:51What? I'm serious. I didn't understand anything you just said.
17:55So let me get this straight. No one wants to sue me.
18:04Sue you? Come on now. Have a little faith in your neighbors.
18:09That's what I said!
18:12Are we ever going to eat?
18:14Why not?
18:18I have something I'd like to say.
18:26Which one of you stole my newspaper?
18:32I'll drink to that!
18:42No newspaper, huh? Just the mail. Bill, junk mail, weird charity.
18:49How many renewal notices is that stupid newspaper going to send me?
18:55No one stole my newspaper! I forgot to renew my subscription!
19:12Ironic. Done in by its own creation.
19:18Forgot to set my parking brake!
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