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00:00So, uh, did you ever wonder how Speedy got his pizza place?
00:03Not really.
00:04I wasn't talking to you.
00:05Well, it all started at a baseball game.
00:09Then who are you talking to?
00:11Just watch.
00:15Strike one!
00:17Oh! You choked! You're the world's worst!
00:23I'd watch it if I were you.
00:25What? They love it!
00:26Hey, Rodriguez! You have a stupid face!
00:30Strike two!
00:32Break out the aloe vera! This guy just got burned!
00:37That'd be it. Come on.
00:40I bet you're a terrible husband and father!
00:44Strike three!
00:46Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah
01:16You know what they say. Starve a cold, feed a head injury.
01:20Besides, we go to Girardi's every Sunday. It's tradition.
01:27Closed.
01:28Ah, if it isn't my favorite customers.
01:32Boggs, Porky, and this guy.
01:35I'm so glad I got to see you before we left.
01:39Where are you going?
01:40Back to Italy.
01:41Mrs. Girardi and I, we made our fortune.
01:44It's time to retire.
01:46Oh, that's nice.
01:48Nice? It's terrible. We love this place.
01:52Oh, isn't that sweet. I'll miss making you those carrot pizzas.
01:58Arrivederci, Boggs. Arrivederci, Porky.
02:02See you later, buddy.
02:04Now what are we going to do?
02:19It's no Girardi's.
02:21You're too sentimental.
02:23Mmm, this stuff's delicious.
02:26Here's some more pork ribs.
02:27You know, I find that highly offensive.
02:31What? You eat pepperoni pizza?
02:33If so.
02:34Pepperoni?
02:36It will be a what?
02:37Hmm.
02:40We need our old hangout back.
02:42It will be a bit of Mr. Girardi's if they're selling the restaurant.
02:44Then I'll buy it.
02:47That's brilliant!
02:48I've always wanted to own a restaurant.
02:51You wouldn't own it. I would.
02:53Hmm.
02:54You could work there.
02:56I don't do menial labor.
02:58No, of course not.
03:00I was thinking you would be commander-in-chief of pizza operations.
03:04Commander-in-chief of pizza operations.
03:08I'll require a uniform.
03:09With plenty of medals.
03:11Bugs, as your friend, I think buying Girardi's is a great idea.
03:16Then it's settled.
03:17I'm buying Girardi's pizza.
03:20But, as your financial advisor,
03:22I must warn you that 9 out of 10 restaurants fail in the first year.
03:27Do you want to keep coming here on Sunday nights?
03:29Here's your pulled pork sandwich.
03:31Mmm.
03:32Bye at the restaurant.
03:39I'm here to apply for the job.
03:42Oh, great. Take a seat.
03:46No, I mean sit down.
03:48Oh, right!
03:52Do you have any waiting experience?
03:55I wait for the bus every day.
03:58Have you ever waited tables?
04:00Why would I wait for a table?
04:03We're asking the questions here.
04:05Why do you want this job?
04:07I like pizza.
04:09That's not good enough.
04:10When you're in the weeds and the pizzas are flying,
04:13and you're covered in tomato sauce,
04:14and you don't know if it's yours or your buddy's,
04:17I like pizza.
04:18We'll not cut it.
04:19I like pizza.
04:20Just might get you killed.
04:21Any questions?
04:22I thought you were asking the questions.
04:27Son, I like your moxie.
04:30When can you start?
04:34I'm dependable, hardworking, and a team player.
04:38How would you handle a robbery?
04:41Pardon?
04:42Hypothetical.
04:48You're working late.
04:49Alone.
04:50Suddenly, a masked intruder bursts in the door and shouts,
04:53this is a robbery.
04:54What do you do?
04:55Let's just say I would handle the problem.
05:00Excuse me.
05:00I'm about to get a phone call.
05:13Well, your resume seems fine,
05:15but I don't see any references.
05:17This is a robbery!
05:21You're hired.
05:28Where's all the mozzarella?
05:29Oh, sorry, Speedy.
05:31I used it all.
05:32I'm making pizza.
05:33Ever heard of delivery?
05:35I'm practicing.
05:36I bought your artis.
05:37You bought a restaurant?
05:38Why?
05:39Because it's your dream?
05:40Because you want to be able to make something
05:41with your own two hands
05:42that gives so much pleasure to so many?
05:45Or because you want to be surrounded
05:46by all this cheese?
05:50No, because I want a place to hang out on Sunday nights.
05:53Hang out?
05:54You want a place to hang out?
05:56Convert your garage.
05:57Don't buy a restaurant.
05:59Have you ever owned a restaurant?
06:01Nope.
06:02But you worked in a restaurant.
06:04Never.
06:04Well, surely you've done a lot of research
06:06about being a restaurateur.
06:08Uh, not really.
06:10Well, don't worry.
06:11You'll be okay as long as you have a capable staff.
06:15Which eye patch do you like better?
06:17This one?
06:18Or this one?
06:20Or both of them?
06:21Oh!
06:22Hope you got a backup plan.
06:30We open the doors in five minutes.
06:32Porky will be cashier.
06:34You and I will be out front dealing with the customers.
06:37And you two will be back here making pizza.
06:40Any questions?
06:41How do you make pizza?
06:41You just roll the dough, toss the dough, spread the sauce, sprinkle the cheese, and voila!
06:58Got all that?
06:59Huh?
07:00Oh, sorry.
07:01I was writing down a dream I had last night.
07:03You were in it.
07:05You were in it.
07:06You were not in it.
07:09You were in it.
07:11But when you talked, you had a woman's voice.
07:14Ooh!
07:15Did I sound pretty?
07:19What do you think you're doing?
07:21Making pizza.
07:23Not anymore.
07:24I outrank you.
07:25Step aside.
07:30Ooh!
07:30May I take you order?
07:33Yeah, we'll have a large pizza, half mushroom, half pepperoni.
07:37And on the mushroom half, can we get extra sauce?
07:39And on the pepperoni half, can we go light on the cheese?
07:42You got it.
07:44Do you need to write any of this down?
07:48It's all up here.
07:52What's the order?
07:53I think pizza.
08:00Table 4 still hasn't gotten their pizza.
08:04What's going on back here?
08:05We're out of pizza dough.
08:06What?
08:07You asked me to tease.
08:09I got you.
08:09What do we do?
08:12We improvise.
08:13Cut those cardboard boxes into the shape of pizzas.
08:16I deserve another medal for this.
08:19I ordered pizza.
08:20I want pizza.
08:21What seems to be the problem?
08:23I ordered a cheese pizza and he gave me a cup of cheese and a I.O.U.
08:27We're having some problems with the crust.
08:29I'll take care of it.
08:31Ooh, I like the sound of that.
08:33Here's your refill.
08:34Oh, don't like the sound of that.
08:36Why didn't you tell me the cardboard was flammable?
08:39You're drunk with power.
08:40Excuse me.
08:51I said excuse me.
08:54I know.
08:54The pizza's awful.
08:55I'll take care of it.
08:56I was just going to ask for a napkin.
08:59But the pizza is terrible.
09:03Insubordination!
09:07I gave me a diary.
09:09Order!
09:10You're not fit to lead.
09:13He started it.
09:19Are you all done with your pizza?
09:22We never got our pizza.
09:24Thanks for coming.
09:25Tell your friends.
09:27Okay, who's up for Chinese?
09:30I am.
09:31Hunan Palace.
09:32Hunan Palace.
09:33Hunan Palace.
09:34I sent you a gift basket.
10:01Ooh, it'll be real Italian pepperoni.
10:10What?
10:10Behold the wizard.
10:20Behold the wizard.
10:33Beware his powers.
10:41Unspeakable powers.
10:45Under the gaze of the necromancer, a silver staircase starts to rise.
10:55People stand on it and marvel at the power shooting from his eyes.
11:01The cold fruit becomes hot again when his spell unfolds.
11:14And with theoding, what?
11:15With the mere wave of his hand, this hot dog will explode.
11:28In the presence of the wizard
11:32Traffic will stop at his whim
11:36He can cross the street no problem
11:39As the cars bow down in front of him
11:42Channels on the TV change
11:49He's still in his chain
11:54And he pulls his magic wand
12:03And reclines in the air
12:07By the dim light of the dream realm's black sun
12:18The wizard climbs the frozen waterfall of Valdrini
12:22In search of Celestia
12:24The guardian of infinite power
12:26When suddenly a terrible Garlon appears
12:31And attacks with ice
12:32But the wizard is undeterred
12:35The Garlon roars and unleashes the most sinister wind
12:40But the wizard is undeterred
12:44The Garlon summons the stones of Procenia
12:48But the wizard is undeterred
12:51Calling upon the powers of the ancients
12:56The wizard conjures the sacred fire
12:59And casts his foe into the molten maw
13:03Of an insatiable gorge
13:05Thanks Gorgon
13:08The wizard stands on the precipice of ultimate power
13:20The gates open to reveal
13:22How long was I asleep?
13:28Three days
13:29You have a bed you know
13:30I'm starving
13:32I gotta get something to eat
13:33Famished from his latest quest
13:41The wizard seeks a snack
13:47He sets sail for ecstasy
13:54At the quesadilla ship
13:59He is the wizard
14:03The mystical wizard
14:06What was I thinking?
14:13I don't know how to run a restaurant
14:15Girardi's needs a miracle
14:17Fast
14:17Hey Speedy
14:28Que paso?
14:29I have a favor to ask you
14:31Yesterday was a little shaky
14:34We lost a lot of customers
14:35And we lost a lot of morale
14:37But we're gonna turn it around
14:38Today
14:39Yeah
14:39Because we're not in the loser business
14:42We're in the pizza business
14:45Pizza
14:45And like pizza dough
14:48We'll rise to the occasion
14:50Yeah
14:51We're gonna work fast
14:53We're gonna work smart
14:54And we're gonna put each of you
14:56In a position where it will be impossible
14:58For you to fail
15:00Now who's with me?
15:02We are!
15:03Then get in this pantry
15:06What are we supposed to do in here?
15:10You're doing it!
15:11I think that went pretty well
15:16Welcome to Girardi's
15:18May I take your order?
15:20There's so many choices
15:22What would you recommend?
15:24You
15:24You look feisty
15:26Like a beautiful tiger waiting to bounce
15:29You need a cheese with some bite
15:31Uh-huh
15:31Asiago
15:33And you
15:35You have a wisdom about you
15:37A wisdom that whispers
15:38Mushrooms
15:40Enjoy!
15:43Bye-bye
15:45BIRD
15:49Not
15:50You
15:51After
15:54You
15:55You
15:55You
15:57You
16:01You
16:02That
16:02And
16:03You
16:03You
16:05You
16:05You
16:07You
16:09You
16:09You
16:10You
16:10You
16:12I don't know.
16:42I don't know.
17:11I don't know.
17:13Hello?
17:15Hello?
17:16Hello?
17:17Hello?
17:18Hello?
17:19Do you want the good news or the bad news?
17:23The good news.
17:24Girardi's Pizza is a hint.
17:26Looks like you're going to be busy running a restaurant for years to come.
17:30What's the matter?
17:32I didn't want to be busy owning a restaurant.
17:35I didn't want to be busy doing anything.
17:37I just wanted a place to hang out.
17:39So what's the bad news?
17:42This whole time I've been eating pepperoni.
17:45I've been eating meat.
17:55Speedy.
17:56You know, there's such a thing as knocking.
18:01Come on.
18:02I want to show you something.
18:04What are we doing here?
18:06Remember when you asked if it was my dream to own a restaurant?
18:10Yes.
18:11Well, it's not.
18:12But I had a hunch it might be yours.
18:14Pizzeriba.
18:15Senor Bunny.
18:16I don't know what to say.
18:17Just say you'll hold a table for us on Sunday nights.
18:21Now this is more like it.
18:27Hanging out at Girardi's.
18:30I mean Pizzeriba.
18:32I don't know what to say.
18:35Just say you'll hold a table for us on Sunday nights.
18:39Now this is more like it.
18:41Hanging out at Girardi's.
18:42I mean Pizzeriba.
18:44Carrot for you.
18:46And plain cheese for you.
18:49It's not easy being a pig.
18:53Where's Daffy?
18:56Speedy put him in charge of deliveries.
18:58What's the address?
19:02816 Beach Street.
19:05What's the order?
19:09One large pepperoni pizza.
19:11Deliver the pizza.
19:14Deliver the pizza.
19:16Roll out!
19:18Roll out!
19:19.
19:23.
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