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The episode aired March 16, 1965, and is about the crew trying to raise money by passing off a paint-by-numbers portrait as a genuine Claude Gauguin.
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00:00The End
00:30Point is four
00:31Oh, very good, sir
00:32Four is a lot better
00:33You see, if you keep the men
00:34Shut up, you cunts
00:35All right, you men in there, freeze
00:41You're all under arrest
00:42That depends a lot
00:44I want you to get names and ranks and serial numbers
00:46Names?
00:49I said you men, come on, let your hands up
00:51This is your captain speaking
01:00This is your captain speaking
01:30Oh, no!
01:48What is it, Christy?
01:49Well, little Christina needs a tonsil operation right away
01:51My wife says it's going to cost 300 bucks
01:54For a tonsil?
01:55Three hundred?
01:55That's what I mean, she wants me to wire the money right away
01:58Oh, brother, what timing
01:59Just when we're all flat broke
02:00Hey, any of you guys score on the mail call?
02:02Nothing here, take
02:03How about you, Mr. Pocket?
02:04You get something we can hock?
02:06I don't know, it's from Mom
02:06Maybe it's another batch of a jellied spinach
02:08It's a number painting set
02:12This is great masterpieces by Paul Gauguin
02:15World-famous French artist
02:16Hey, boy!
02:18Mom always said I was artistic
02:19Ever since I started a fingerprint on the wall with my oatmeal
02:21We'd have more luck hustling the jellied spinach
02:24All right, you boys, here's the duty list for today
02:27Now then, we already got the duty list for today, Skip
02:30We gotta raise 300 bucks right away
02:32What?
02:33Yeah, little Christina needs a tonsil operation
02:36Oh, what a rough break
02:37Now, where in the heck can we find 300 bucks in a hurry?
02:41Maybe I write and ask Admiral Yamamoto for buck pay
02:44Speaking of Yamamoto
02:47What's so wrong with you and me going over and asking Binghamton now for an advance in our pay?
02:52Hey, maybe you're right
02:53The worst he can do is fire us
02:55And then we can let you have our unemployment insurance
02:57We're wasting time
02:58Let's go
02:59Good luck
03:00They don't stand a chance of getting that dough from Leadbottom
03:03If only we had something to sell
03:05Some hot item that, uh
03:07Wait a minute
03:09Didn't Gauguin live right here in the South Pacific?
03:13Yeah, so what?
03:14So what if we suddenly discovered some genuine masterpieces by the great Paul Gauguin?
03:19Boy, I bet they'd sell like crepe Suzettes
03:21Huh?
03:23That's French hotcakes to you, Willie
03:23That's a famous painting
03:25Looks more like somebody's algebra homework
03:27Sure, sure
03:28Once you put the right numbered paints in the right numbered spaces
03:31Behold
03:32Instant masterpiece
03:35Hey!
03:37Excuse me, sir
03:38Oh, speak of the devil
03:40I'll be glad to see you, McHale
03:42Now, hear this, and this is an order
03:44You're restricted to your base until further notice
03:46Restricted?
03:48What for?
03:48What'd we do?
03:49Yeah, you usually hate us for some reason
03:51I'll tell you what for
03:52Senator Duncan is in the area
03:54And we hear he's a real blue nose
03:56Oh, that's a shame
03:57I always hate to see a senator who drinks
03:59You hate to see us?
04:01Get out of here
04:02Get out of here
04:03No, no, no, no, wait a minute, sir
04:04Wait, before we go
04:06I'd like to ask a favor of you, sir
04:07Oh, what's a favor?
04:08Just a small one
04:09Oh, okay
04:10I was wondering if you'd authorize an advance in our next month's pay, sir
04:14McHale, if I authorize anything, it's going to be your execution
04:18Get out of here
04:19No, no, no, wait a minute, sir
04:20You see, quartermaster Christopher's little girl
04:22That needs a tonsil operation
04:23And it costs 300 bucks, sir
04:25Yeah, sure, of course, of course
04:27You know something, McHale?
04:28I'm just slipping
04:28You used to be able to tear my heart out with a lot better stories
04:32Than some poor little child who needs a miserable tonsillectomy
04:36Put yourself in her place
04:38How'd you like to go through the rest of the war with a sore throat and a runny nose?
04:41All right, all right, all right
04:43We're going, Captain
04:44But thanks a lot, sir
04:45For having such a good heart
04:47Yet more like a guy with a bad liver
04:49Oh, dodo
04:50Get out of my yard
04:51It's a liver
04:52Child hater
04:55Get out of here
04:56Beautiful foods, beautiful
05:04Look, an already sign and everything
05:05The old Gauguin couldn't even have done better himself
05:07A couple more like this and Christina's tonsils are as good as out
05:10We could have enough dough left over to even take out her appendix
05:13Hey, hey, hey, Skip, any luck with old Leadbottom?
05:16I'm afraid not, Christy, but don't worry
05:18Hey, what's this?
05:21Genuine Gauguin masterpiece
05:23All right, now what in the blazes is going on here?
05:27Hey, that's one of my number paintings
05:29Number paintings?
05:31Oh, no
05:32Got to find out why they needed that money
05:41But, sir, don't you think that
05:43Oh, shut up, shut up
05:43I know we're going to catch him with something big this time
05:46I'm not feeling it in my bones
05:47I hope so, sir
05:48The last time you said that, it turned out to be your rheumatism
05:50For crying out loud
05:56Wait a minute, Skip
05:57No one is ever going to get the wiser
05:58We just cover up the numbers
05:59Oh, just get
06:00Oh, that's just dandy
06:02And do you know what'll happen if Binghamton finds out about this little racket?
06:06Huh?
06:07He's going to cover us with numbers
06:08Right across our chest
06:10Now, Roy
06:12They're in the numbers racket
06:13Come on, we got him?
06:14Shut up, you dunce
06:19Now, quick, before they get away
06:20Gucci, come on
06:21Get in here
06:22All right, you racketeers
06:33You face
06:33Oh, hi, Captain
06:36What's all the excitement, sir?
06:37Boy, you must have got dressed in a rush
06:39Your underwear showing
06:40Just keep away from me, you boob
06:43That's all I want from you
06:44Is keep away from me
06:45All right, McHale
06:46What are you trying to hide there?
06:47What is that?
06:47What, what, what?
06:48Nothing, nothing, sir
06:49Nothing
06:50You see, we're just
06:51Trying to give a little homey touch around here
06:54So it does brighten things up, don't you think?
06:56Oh, sure
06:56Captain Binghamton
06:57Look at this
06:57Get
06:58Get
06:58Art auction today
07:00Genuine
07:01Gauguin
07:02Masterpieces
07:03A little homey touch, huh?
07:07And there's the name
07:08Right down in the corner
07:09Gauguin
07:10Oh, now, now, wait a minute, sir
07:12You see
07:13Ha, da, da, da, da
07:14So that's why you wanted the $300, huh?
07:16You found some priceless Gauguin masterpieces
07:19And you're buying them up dirt cheap
07:21From the poor ignorant natives
07:22And you're selling them at a fat profit, right?
07:25Well, not exactly, sir
07:26You see
07:27No, no, no, no, no, no
07:28Quint, Quint, Quint
07:28Don't apologize, don't apologize
07:30I'm surprised
07:31I didn't know your water rats had this much culture
07:34Oh
07:35Well, thank you, sir
07:37But you see
07:37No, no, no, no, McHale
07:38I want to encourage you
07:39And just to prove my point
07:40I'm going to buy that picture from you
07:43For, uh, $300
07:44Now, wait a minute, sir
07:46You see
07:47Look, Skip
07:48We all know that's pretty cheap for an original Gauguin
07:51But
07:52He is the captain
07:54Now, honest, Captain
07:55You don't want to buy this painting for $300
07:58I bought this painting already
08:00It is mine, mine, mine
08:01Oh, sir, you're bleeding
08:03I am?
08:04Yes
08:04No, I am not bleeding
08:08But they're going to be
08:09That painting is still wet
08:10I've been swindled
08:11You're under arrest, you art hustlers
08:13Well, it's not our fault, sir
08:14We didn't have time to put up the wet paint sign
08:16All right, sir
08:17I've been trying to tell you
08:18Now, you knock it off, McHale
08:20Gauguin is dead
08:21And this painting has just been finished
08:22Now, how do you explain that?
08:24I've cut you red-handed
08:25Correction, sir
08:27I'd say it's more of a purple
08:28You see, red has-
08:29Oh, shut up
08:30I'm going to call it S-P
08:33How about now, Captain?
08:35Skip, we've really had it now
08:37You can say that again
08:38Oh, brother
08:40Hey, a brother right now would make all the difference
08:45What do you mean, Skip?
08:46Shh
08:46You guys follow my lead
08:48Oh, Captain
08:49Now, you just save your breath, McHale
08:53That is the most dastardly trick you've ever pulled on me
08:56Trying to palm off that forgery as a genuine Paul Gauguin
09:00Now, I agree, Captain
09:01We should have told you right off the bat that that isn't a Paul Gauguin
09:04No, no, no, no, no, no
09:05Belay that
09:06Trying to cop a guilty plea isn't going to help you now, McHale
09:09What I mean is, sir, that that painting is by Paul Gauguin's kid brother
09:15Claude Gauguin
09:18Are you trying to tell me that Paul Gauguin has a brother by the name of Claude Gauguin?
09:26Yes, sir
09:27You see, Claude is still in seclusion painting over at Colonialen
09:32We saw him yesterday just by accident when we were out on patrol
09:36And he kind of took a liking to us
09:38So he gave us a painting
09:39The kid does have his brother's touch, doesn't he?
09:43That's right, sir
09:44That we did not swindle you after all
09:46You are now looking at a genuine Gauguin painting
09:50Claude Gauguin
09:52And we'll still let you have it at the original low, low price
09:55We'll get the money when I meet this Claude Gauguin
09:59When you meet him, sir, but...
10:01That's right, McHale
10:01Now, you will meet me one hour over at Mainside
10:04And we'll pay a little visit to this Kalani island
10:06And Claude Gauguin better be there painting his little heart out
10:10Because if he isn't, you and your bunco artists are going to be sitting for a group portrait
10:15At Portsmouth Prison
10:16Well, now we really got our foot into it
10:27In one hour, we've got to come up with a French painter
10:31Who doesn't even exist
10:33Here we are, Captain
10:48Now, I feel I'd better warn you, sir
10:50You see, Mr. Gauguin is a very eccentric artist
10:53So I feel we'd better get in and out real fast, huh?
10:56No, no, no
10:58That is not right to me
10:59See what I mean, sir?
11:00Let us see
11:05Monsieur Gauguin?
11:09No, no, no, no
11:11I do not like it
11:12It is not right
11:13You, you need a haircut
11:16Here, do something with the arm
11:18That's better
11:19Now, you, what's up?
11:20Oh, everybody looks this way
11:22Ah, good
11:23Now, that look better
11:27Okay, back
11:27Good, hold it
11:28Ah, now, that is better
11:32Monsieur Gauguin?
11:35Ah, no
11:36I just get in the mood and you
11:39Mon ami
11:40Ah, mademoiselle, lunch
11:44Ah, mon ami
11:45Ah, ha, ha, ha
11:47Monsieur Goober
11:48Ah, ha, ha
11:49Oh, hey
11:52I dare him
11:53He not even introduced to me
11:54What is it?
11:55Oh, well, sir
11:56Please, monsieur Gauguin
11:57This is our friend
11:58Ah, ha, ha
11:59Oh, I have no time to meet ze friends
12:02The people at the Louvre keep pestering me
12:04Hurry, hurry, hurry
12:05They don't want it good
12:07They want it by Thursday
12:08Oh, uh, sir
12:13Your work is in the Louvre
12:16Where did you think it was?
12:18In ze fish market?
12:19Who is ze stupid nitwit?
12:20Oh, it's
12:21This is our captain
12:22Captain Binghamton
12:23Who's about to buy one of your paintings
12:25For three hundred dollars
12:26Well, make no matter
12:27It's three hundred for the, uh
12:29Oh, well, ze is good
12:32First date
12:34Ah, this is wonderful
12:36I must write my good friend
12:37Toulouse-Lautrec
12:38And tell him of ze good news
12:39Oh, monsieur
12:40Toulouse-Lautrec
12:41Has been dead for over forty years
12:42Is, uh
12:43Well, that's probably why
12:45He does not answer my letters
12:47Ah
12:47Poor shorty
12:49Back to ze drawing board
12:51I must begin my masterpiece
12:52See ya
12:55No peeking
12:57Oh, yeah, yeah
12:57Sorry, sir, sorry
12:58Come right this way, sir
12:59I told you
13:00It was a bit daffy, sir
13:01I think we'd better go
13:02Yeah
13:02Ah, but first
13:03How about the three hundred dollars
13:04For the, uh, painting?
13:05I'm his agent on these deals
13:07All right, the three hundred dollars
13:08I might have known
13:09You'd be the agent
13:09Thank you, sir
13:11You've got yourself a great bargain
13:12Sir, sir
13:14I just thought of an even greater bargain
13:16Oh?
13:16Just imagine having your portrait
13:18Painted by the great Gauguin
13:19Come on, that one with you, Carpenter
13:21That's the most ridiculous thing
13:23I ever heard of
13:23Oh, yes, sir
13:25Of course, sir
13:25Yes, sir
13:26You keep out of this, McHale
13:27This boy has one good idea a year
13:29And you try to inhibit him
13:31That's a wonderful idea, Elroy
13:32Just think of it
13:33Thank you
13:33An original Binghamton by Gauguin
13:35But, Captain
13:35Oh, yes, sir
13:37I mean, sir
13:38Pardon me, sir
13:38I hate to bother you again
13:39But I was wondering, sir
13:40Do you ever do portraits?
13:43No, no, no, no, no
13:44The master does not do portraits, sir
13:46By the way, does my portrait
13:47There's no deal
13:48Oh, wait
13:48He'll do your portraits
13:49Now, wait a minute, Gruber
13:51Captain, look
13:52You can't go around posing for paintings
13:55No
13:56Supposing Senator Duncan
13:58Showed up on Tarotupa
13:59Oh, Senator Duncan
14:01Yes, sir
14:02That's right, McHale
14:03All right, then we'll have to take him with us
14:05Who?
14:06Him
14:06The Tarotupa?
14:09Yes, McHale
14:10Either he does my portrait
14:11In my office
14:12Or there's no deal
14:13Au revoir, monsieur
14:14It's not bad
14:24Yeah, what'd I tell you, Skip?
14:25Chill
14:25Hey
14:26How you like, Skipper-san?
14:28Whiped out new number painting
14:29Quick as one, two, three
14:30Oh, that's fine, Fuji
14:32Fine
14:32But right now, we got a special rush order for you
14:35You gotta whip out a portrait of Binghamton
14:37And fast
14:38Yeah, or we'll be on a break
14:39Quick as one, two, three
14:41Okay
14:41I get right to work
14:42Okay
14:42Hey
14:44Where are the numbers?
14:47Sorry, Fuji
14:47This one's gonna have to be strictly ad-libbed
14:49Here, here's a picture of Leadbottom to go by
14:52Good thing, I miss lunch
14:55Okay
14:56I try
14:57Okay, Fuji, go ahead, go ahead
14:59Boys, now all we gotta do is to pray that Chuck can stall our Binghamton until he finishes
15:04Hmm, huh?
15:05Oh, uh
15:06Captain, I met the mouth
15:08Could you smile?
15:09Huh?
15:11Good teeth
15:11Yes
15:11Now, now for the easy part
15:14We're just
15:15Oh, no
15:16Oh
15:17Oh, no
15:18Cut
15:19I cannot go on
15:20Oh, I have lost the mood
15:22We have to start all over
15:23Oh, just a minute, monsieur
15:26With all due respect
15:27This is the eighth time you've changed the pose
15:30Silence
15:30I am the artist
15:34I will pick the pose
15:36Sacre green
15:37You mean sacre blue, don't you, monsieur?
15:39Blue
15:39Green
15:39I am the artist
15:40I will pick the color
15:42Now, wait
15:43I have it
15:44All sing together
15:44Good
15:45Now, I have it
15:46I will pick the pose
15:48I have it
15:49We will paint Binghamton as the hero
15:52Oh, good
15:52Binghamton, the conquer
15:54Binghamton on the back of a horse
15:57Oh, but we don't have a horse, sir
15:59You don't have a horse?
16:00No, sir
16:00I quit
16:01I am an artist
16:02I do not have to
16:03Now, wait a minute, sir
16:04Just a minute, monsieur
16:07Just a minute
16:07I've got an idea
16:11All right, get down on the floor
16:12Oh, but, sir
16:13That's an order
16:14Now, Claude has this
16:18Huh?
16:19Right in there
16:19There
16:20What do you think?
16:22Perfect, perfect
16:24That's a good build for it, yes
16:25Good
16:27See, the line, important line
16:30Good boy
16:32But, sir
16:33I don't think it's fair
16:34Of you to do this to me
16:35Shut up now, Roy
16:35Or you won't get your lump of sugar
16:37Could the horse lift the front leg?
16:41Good
16:41That's supposed to be Binghamton?
16:48I thought you said he was a whiz
16:49Not to look like
16:50Red the bottom?
16:52Are you kidding?
16:53Even Frankenstein
16:54Would consider that an insult
16:55I guess I'm not so good
16:57Without numbers
16:57Binghamton will never pay us
16:59For that mess
16:59It sure doesn't look like a gaugat
17:01Skip, what are we gonna do?
17:02I've got to send my wife that money
17:03I know it, Christy
17:05I know it
17:06If only Binghamton wasn't so bugged
17:08And having his portrait painted
17:10We could have faked something or other
17:12Anything
17:12Hey, wait a minute
17:15For sure, that's it
17:18What's it, Skip?
17:20If it's a gaugat portrait he wants
17:22Then it's a gaugat portrait he'll get
17:24Kind of hurry it up a little bit, monsieur
17:30I'm getting tired of smiling
17:32I'm getting a little tired myself, sir
17:34What are you tired about?
17:35Horses don't have to smile
17:36They're pink
17:38You have broken the mister's concentration
17:40How dare you?
17:42Horses, back to the stable
17:43Oh, oh, oh, oh
17:45I'm sorry, sir
17:46I'm sorry, sir
17:47Carpenter, you clots
17:49The next time I'm gonna wear spurs
17:51Oh, no, no
17:52Giddy up
17:53Thanks
17:54I tell you, I'm very sorry about this, mister
17:57But in a war like this, they'll draft anybody
17:59Well, c'est la vie
18:01And no matter
18:02But don't worry
18:03I have completed the most difficult part of the portrait
18:06Oh, you have?
18:08Hell
18:09I
18:10Well, all you did was sign your name
18:14What's so difficult about that?
18:16Have you ever tried to spell Gauguin?
18:18Look, two G's
18:19Ever tried to make a G?
18:20Make a G
18:20See how hard it is, look
18:21Well, you're just playing a little tale
18:23Oh, for heaven's sake
18:24All those hours posing
18:26You French flea-brain
18:27French flea-brain?
18:30You have insulted the master
18:32You know what this means?
18:34Fifi
18:34En garde!
18:35Oh, God
18:36Now, wait a minute
18:37Wait a minute
18:37Wait a minute
18:38Wait, I loved your signature
18:39I loved it
18:40Loved your signature, Claude
18:41You did not
18:42I could get that
18:43Hold it, Claude
18:45Hold it
18:45Settle down, Captain
18:47Touche
18:48Settle down?
18:51I've just spent hours and hours in here posing
18:53And look at this thing
18:54Look at this
18:55I wouldn't pay three cents for that
18:58Let alone three hundred dollars
18:59Hmm
19:00Well, have you ever tried to make a G?
19:03Oh, for heaven's sake
19:04No, no, no, no
19:05Easy does it, Captain
19:06Easy
19:06Now, no, no
19:07With the master's permission
19:08I believe I have the solution
19:11Come on
19:12Come with me
19:13Wait here
19:17Hey, what are these girls doing here?
19:21What's with these girls?
19:22Wow, wow, wow
19:23Oh, well, it's all very simple, sir
19:24You see, Monsieur Gauguin can't work without familiar surroundings
19:27So we brought them here
19:29Now you can work, eh, master?
19:32Yes, I am inspired
19:33Uh, si, si
19:34Uh, I mean, oui, oui
19:35Now, what is this?
19:37What?
19:38Look
19:38Skip, I don't get it either
19:41I can't paint one face
19:42Let alone this crowd
19:43Don't worry
19:45Easy does it, Captain
19:47Easy does it, sir
19:48Yes, sir
19:49Ah, we are
19:50A little flower
19:51Right here, sir
19:52And you'll sit right down here
19:54Make yourself comfortable
19:55Wait a minute, I don't think this
19:56There's no reason for me to do this kind of thing
19:59I do
19:59How are you, my dear?
20:02Right
20:02There
20:03Now you can paint
20:05I have a fresh canvas for you
20:07There
20:08That should inspire you, eh?
20:13Ah, yes
20:15Yes, now this is what I call a piece of canvas
20:17This shall be my greatest work yet
20:19Uh, Captain
20:21Say cheese
20:22Uh, Lieutenant
20:26Where can I find Captain Bingham?
20:28Well, the last time I saw him
20:29Oh, Senator Duncan
20:30We were expecting you, sir
20:32But not without a little warning
20:33Oh, come, come, Lieutenant
20:34The only way to uncover high living
20:35Is to drop in without warning
20:37Right?
20:37Oh, right
20:38Now take me to Captain Binghamton
20:39And for his sake
20:40He'd better have his nose to the grindstone
20:42Oh, you can count on that, Senator
20:43One thing about the captain
20:44He is all business
20:45Oh, all business
20:46Straight ahead
20:49Ha!
20:51C'est fini
20:52Ha!
20:53Claude Gauguin
20:53You have done it again
20:55Mwah!
20:55Oh, you're finished so fast
20:58Excuse me, lady
20:59Oh, let me help you, Captain
21:00Oh, yes, sir
21:01With the right atmosphere
21:02Why, he goes like a house of fire
21:04Oh, I see it
21:05Yes, sir
21:05Where am I?
21:07Uh, don't cough
21:08Here's the one for the glasses
21:09Oh, yes
21:10Yes, I know
21:10That's wonderful resemblance
21:12Wonderful
21:12Well, we promised you a Gauguin portrait
21:14And we delivered, sir
21:15Now it's your turn
21:16Oh, it's this business of being a genius
21:20This hot work
21:20Hey, yeah, Captain
21:23Now, you better go back to your quarters now
21:24And get out of your sarong, sir
21:26Oh, no, no, no, I want to look at some more
21:28Wait a minute, what?
21:30No
21:30No, no, no, no, mon ami
21:32Let's a peasant talk
21:34After all, he has a genuine Gauguin to hang on his wall
21:37I have a genuine Parker to hang on my yard arm
21:41This is outrageous
21:41Thank you, Captain
21:42I can explain
21:43You explain it at the court-martial
21:44You've done it to me again, haven't you?
21:46You swindlers are under arrest
21:48Oh, boy, am I in an order of war?
21:50Captain, Senator Duncan
21:57Oh, my goodness
21:58Good heavens, an orgy
22:00What's going on here?
22:01Who are these women?
22:02And where is Captain Binghamton?
22:04Hi, I'm Captain Binghamton
22:06You're Captain Binghamton?
22:08Oh, but now, Senator
22:08I think I can explain
22:10Save it for the court-martial
22:11In my entire career
22:13I've never seen anything
22:14As disgraceful as this
22:16Even in Washington
22:18Me neither
22:19Au revoir
22:20Oh, wait a minute
22:21You Claude Gauguin, you
22:22Senator
22:23These men are responsible
22:25For everything you see here
22:26Excuse me
22:27Did he call you Claude Gauguin?
22:31Yes, he did
22:32That's the nicest thing
22:33He has called me in the last hour
22:34And are you by any chance
22:35Related to Paul Gauguin
22:37The famous French artist?
22:38Oh, wait a minute, Senator
22:40He's no more related to Paul Gauguin
22:42Than I am
22:42Now, now, now
22:43Captain, Captain
22:45There's no sense in going on
22:46With our secret any longer
22:47Especially with such a cultured man
22:49Like the senator
22:50Why, all he's got to do, sir
22:52Is to look at this painting
22:54And know that it was
22:55Done by Paul Gauguin's brother
22:58Yes, it does have the Gauguin style
23:01Of course, sir
23:02And that's the...
23:03You see, the captain
23:04Was posing for the painting
23:06In a typical Gauguin setting
23:08Right, Captain?
23:09Well, yes, yes, yes, I see
23:11Oh, and there you are, Captain
23:13With the glasses
23:15Well, I must apologize
23:17For flying off the handle
23:19Congratulations
23:20You're a lucky man, Captain
23:21Uh, monsieur Gauguin
23:24Do you think
23:26Well
23:27Would you ever consider
23:29Painting me?
23:31No, no, no, no
23:32That's impossible, Senator
23:33No, you see
23:34The master here
23:35Is very, very busy
23:36Lots of orders
23:37From Paris
23:38And all that
23:38No, no, no, no
23:39More than me
23:40It would be a pleasure
23:41Providing, of course
23:43The price is right
23:43Hey, come
23:45Let us discuss this in private
23:46Imagine me meeting
23:48Paul Gauguin's brother
23:49Oh, just a moment
23:51Goodbye, peasant
23:54Now, I see
23:55So, thanks to the boys
24:03From the bottom of my heart
24:04And a very special thanks
24:06To monsieur Claude Gauguin
24:07It was nothing, monsieur
24:09It's just this little
24:10Simple American know-how
24:12Poof
24:13Yeah, but you're gonna
24:14Sure thank you
24:14Lucky stars
24:15That the senator
24:16Was called back to Washington
24:17Before you had to paint him
24:18Wow, that's the truth
24:20You can say that again
24:21I don't care
24:21If I never see another painting
24:22As long as I live
24:23You know it
24:23Hey, where's Fooch
24:24With that bowl of fruit we ordered
24:25You're right
24:26Hey, Fooch
24:27Where's that fruit?
24:28I'm coming
24:29Voila
24:31Get out of here, you kid
24:53In the U.N.B.
25:07¶¶
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