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Struck on the head, during a Japanese raid, Parker develops regressive amnesia, and thinks he's returned to his childhood days at summer camp.
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00:20Why, Skip? Why?
00:22Firing Squad, front and center
00:24Hup! Hup! Hip! Ho!
00:26Hup! Hip! Ho!
00:28Hup! Hip! Ho!
00:30Hup! Hip! Ho! Hup!
00:32Detail! Ho! Ho!
00:34Firing Squad, prepare to fire!
00:38Skip,
00:40we didn't want to do it. Hush!
00:42He's forcing us into it. So long, Skip.
00:44So long, Mr. Park.
00:46You may be quiet and remember there's a court-martial
00:48for any man that misses.
00:50Hey!
00:52Hey!
00:54Well...
00:56Let's go out like men, Chuck.
00:58So long, boy.
01:00Fire!
01:04No! We can't do it!
01:06We can't shoot the skipper!
01:08Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
01:12Fire!
01:14Fire!
01:16Fire!
01:20You skipper!
01:22What's the matter with you?
01:24You're trying to drown your commanding officer, for heaven's sakes!
01:26Well, you kept yelling fire! I heard you clear outside!
01:28Fire!
01:30You would ruin a perfectly good dream just to save yourself!
01:32I just had to both of you!
01:34How do you...
01:36you just had to be a beautiful...
01:38You're probably a part of him!
01:40I just had to go out!
01:42I didn't run away!
01:44You could hear you!
01:46You could hear you.
01:48I did not hear you!
01:50It's going to be funny!
01:52¶¶
02:22Okay, you guys, mail call.
02:29Hey, a package for Mr. Parker. Mr. Parker, a package for you.
02:32Hey, maybe that'll perk him up.
02:33Hey, Groove, this is for you. Smells like evening of Flatbush.
02:37That's my bookie. Always trying to keep my spirits up.
02:40Yeah, Mr. Parker.
02:41Thanks, Burge. What a good a package it's gonna do me with a mess I'm in.
02:45Well, it looks like it's from your mother.
02:46Hey, yeah. Hey, maybe it's another batch of her egg and bean spread.
02:50Ooh, the perfect pick-me-up.
02:52What's this?
02:56Dear Charles, while cleaning out the attic, I came across this old photo album.
03:01I thought you might enjoy looking at it.
03:05Hey, these are the pictures of me at old Camp Chinapookie.
03:09Chinapookie? Huh?
03:10Yeah, Burge, Chinapookie. That's Indian.
03:12It means, uh, young boys stand tall in July and August.
03:16Hey, who's that guy over there? The guy with the hairy knees, huh?
03:18Oh, that's Uncle Woody.
03:20He was our camp counselor. Boy, he was a great guy.
03:22Taught me how to swim in one lesson.
03:24In one lesson? You're kidding.
03:25No, really. He just took me out in the boat in the middle of the lake and threw me in.
03:28Man, that's really the hard way.
03:31Oh, once I cut my way out of the sack, it was easy.
03:32Boy, those were the good old days.
03:35No Binghamtons, no court-martials.
03:38Hey, come on, you meatheads. What do you think this is? Some kind of a country club or something?
03:42You guys are supposed to be refueling a boat.
03:46Just taking a little break from mail calls, Skip.
03:48Yeah, yeah.
03:48You want to see my scrapbook, Skip?
03:49No, no, never mind that. I want to talk to you, Chuck.
03:53Now, look, Chuck. I just got through on a telephone with Binghamton.
03:57And I'm warning you.
03:58You better get on the ball, because he's really gunning for you.
04:04Boy, he doesn't waste any time.
04:06Hey, it's pesky Pete. He's back again.
04:10That son of a gun. I'm sick and tired of this.
04:12Come on, boys. Let's go out and get him. What's a bro?
04:19It's out of the devil. Let's go. Come on, boys.
04:21Get by your line.
04:22Hey, hey, watch it, Chuck.
04:26They skipped against the cook's shack.
04:31Doggone it.
04:32Duck, duck, boys.
04:38Hey, watch it, boys. There comes another one.
04:46Come on, boys. Let's get out of here and blast us out of the water.
04:49Let's move. Get that line.
04:53Come on, please. Let's go another agent.
04:56Hey, Skip. The wheel's stuck.
04:59What?
05:02Doggone it. That last blast must have got our rudder.
05:04Hey, look, Skip. It's pesky Pete. He's diving. He's going under.
05:07Oh, thanks for small favors, you bandit, you.
05:11Come on, boys. Let's see if he can fix that cotton-picking rudder.
05:14In the meantime, let's set up a jury rig in case of another attack.
05:17You, Willie, get a hold of Mr. Parker. Tell him to get...
05:19Hey, where is Mr. Parker?
05:21Let's not move to...
05:22Hold it. Jump in. There he is, Skip.
05:24Oh, no!
05:27Hey, Chuck! Chuck! Chuck, are you all right?
05:31Hey, can you hear us, boy?
05:32Hey, Chuck?
05:34He's out cold.
05:35Yeah, but he still looks like he's in one piece.
05:36Hey, will you look at the lump on his head?
05:38He must have got this on a noggin when the cook shack went up.
05:41All right, boys. Let's take him inside.
05:43Who does that pesky pig think he is?
05:45Growing up my...
05:47Oy vey. What happened to Mr. Parker-san?
05:49He just got knocked cold in the rain, Fuji. He'll be all right.
05:52Come on, boys. Let's go.
05:53Get him up there.
05:54That's it.
05:55Come on.
05:56How could you?
05:58My own people.
05:59Put him right on the bed there, boys. Right on the cot there.
06:04That's it.
06:05Let him down here, see?
06:06That's it, boys.
06:06Hey, it's Skip. Look.
06:07He's coming through.
06:08Hey, hey, hey, Chuck. Chuck, you all right? Talk to us, boy.
06:10Boy, where am I?
06:12Hey, Chuck, you're okay. You got cocked in the head, that's all.
06:15Boy, what happened, Uncle Woody? I get hit with a volleyball?
06:19Uncle Woody?
06:20Volleyball?
06:21Hey, I don't recognize any of you kids. You guys new here at camp?
06:25Yeah.
06:27Chuck, what in blazes are you talking about? Come on, now snap out of me.
06:30I bet you're the new kid in the lower bunk.
06:32Hi, I'm Charlie Parker from Scrant Falls.
06:34And you better watch out, because I serve iced tea at your table.
06:37How can the head really got to him?
06:39He thinks he's back at Camp Chinapookie.
06:41P.W.?
06:42Hey, where'd you go last year? Camp Pinewater?
06:44Now, look, Chuck.
06:45Now, don't worry. We're going to get you a Camp Chinapookie shirt with a great big C on it.
06:48Now, look, Chuck. Listen to me. I'm not Uncle Woody.
06:52No, I'm Lieutenant Commander McHale.
06:55And this isn't Camp Chinapookie. It's...
06:57Look, you're out in the middle of the South Pacific fighting a war.
07:01War? Oh, I don't want to play war anymore.
07:03Last time I played war, I got hit in the head with a canoe.
07:06Hey, I'd never been in your hut before.
07:10He's got amnesia.
07:11Boy, has he got it bad, Skip.
07:12We better get him over to the sick bay on the double.
07:14Yeah, yeah. Only there's one catch.
07:17If old Ledbottom finds out that he's got amnesia,
07:20he'll railroad him out of here with a medical discharge faster than you can say that Camp Chinapookie.
07:25You guys, humor him. Humor him.
07:27Until I check with Molly over at the base hospital.
07:30Shh, play.
07:31Hey, Uncle Woody, it's 2 o'clock. It's game time.
07:33No, no, no, Chuckie.
07:34Now, look, I've got a great idea.
07:36Now, I'll tell you, why don't we all go to our bunks and have a nice rest period?
07:40How does that sound to you, gang?
07:41Oh, great idea.
07:42That would be nice.
07:43Oh, no, boy. It's 2 o'clock and it's game time and those are the camp rules and you can't change them.
07:47Now, now, Chuckie.
07:49Come on, boy. You better play games or I'm going to hold my breath until I die.
07:51You'll see. I'll turn blue.
07:52Okay, okay, you win. It's game time.
08:01Oh, boy. Come on, you guys. Let's play follow the leader. Come on. Everybody get in line.
08:05All right, come on. Follow the leader.
08:07Everybody jump on one foot.
08:09Jump on one foot. Come on.
08:11Oh, come on, Skip.
08:12Now, Lester, I heard what Chuckie said.
08:14Either get in line and play or, uh, Uncle Woody, take away your racing form.
08:20I'm hopping. I'm hopping.
08:21Go ahead. Hop, hop, hop.
08:24All right. Simon says...
08:27Put your hands on your head.
08:30Put your hands down.
08:32Ah-ha, you're out. Ha-ha. Simon didn't say.
08:35How'd you ever get through Camp Pinewater?
08:37Okay.
08:38Oh, hi, Uncle Woody. Want to play?
08:40How about, uh...
08:41Oh, Chuckie boy, have you seen a new camp boat?
08:45Huh?
08:46Hey, boy, is that neat?
08:49That's the biggest canoe I ever saw.
08:50Oh, I'm gonna go jump on it.
08:52All right.
08:53What's up, Skip?
08:54Get a hold of Molly?
08:55Yeah, and there's only one thing we can do for Mr. Parker, and that's sit tight and hope for the best.
09:00You mean we gotta play along with him?
09:01Well, that's what Molly says.
09:02He's gotta snap out of it on his own.
09:04And that might take days or weeks, maybe even months.
09:07Yeah, but Skip, Binghamton's bound to see him sooner or later.
09:10Yeah, and it looks like it's gonna be sooner. Look who's coming.
09:12Oh, no.
09:14Hey, Fuji, go on. Head for the hills, boy.
09:16Come on, you guys. Look alive at...
09:18Oh, for crying out, Molly.
09:20You plastic camp uniform.
09:22I'll tell you what.
09:23I'll line up.
09:25And then we'll tell the captain we're doing calisthenics.
09:27That's it.
09:28Chuckie.
09:31Quick.
09:31We gotta do calisthenics.
09:32Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
09:34Oh, no.
09:34I'm gonna go for a boat ride right now.
09:36I'm gonna ride my mommy and tell her I'm not having a good time.
09:38Oh, well, now, now, now, now, look, Chuckie boy, instead of going boating, uh, how would you like to play navy?
09:44We'll even make you an ensign.
09:46An ensign?
09:47Huh?
09:48Hey, old boy.
09:49Yeah, come on. Hurry up.
09:54All right, Chuckie, here you go. You stay right there, huh?
09:56Okay.
09:57Hey, I'm gonna go get my sailboat.
09:58No, no, no, no, no. Stay right here.
10:00The first thing we do in the navy is calisthenics.
10:02All right, boys, here we go.
10:05Now, touch your toes, and one...
10:09He didn't say Simon Sarris. I win, I win.
10:12And two...
10:13Freeze!
10:15All right, hold your knobby little knees right where they are.
10:19What's the matter, McGill? Don't you look good in shorts?
10:23Ten hut, ten hut.
10:25Now, what happened here, McGill? You finally sell off your uniforms at a profit?
10:29Oh, no, no, sir, no, sir.
10:31We're just doing our calisthenics, sir, yes.
10:33And these are our workout suits, yes.
10:36The C, the C stands for calisthenics.
10:39Oh, no, the C from...
10:41A slight case of toothache, yes.
10:43That what he has?
10:44You mean to tell me that an Ipsub is shelling your island,
10:47and you're standing out here in a broad daylight doing calisthenics?
10:50Now, there's something phony going on here. I want to know what it is.
10:53Oh, look, Uncle Woody, I'm not gonna play navy anymore.
10:55That funny-looking guy's hogging a whole game.
10:57Funny-looking guy, boy, you nitwit, you goofball.
11:02I ought to give you a...
11:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no, easy does it, sir, easy.
11:04Well, I'm not gonna play with him. He's a bully.
11:06What?
11:06He said, I'm a bully for you, sir. Yeah, I'm a bully for you.
11:09He said no such thing at all. I heard what he said.
11:12He said that I was...
11:13Ow!
11:14Forgive me, sir. It's the calisthenics.
11:16Yes, he's exhausted.
11:18Yes, I'll take Mr. Parker back to his hut and make him lay down.
11:23No, it's so long, stinky.
11:25You give it to him good, Uncle Woody.
11:26Got your ass.
11:26Stinky!
11:29And what is with this Uncle Woody again?
11:31What is that? What? What is that?
11:33Oh, well, sir, you see, he thinks I look like his uncle.
11:37Yes, and then...
11:37Well, sir, you'll have to excuse me, sir.
11:39It's all my fault making him do all those calisthenics.
11:42Well, it's made him do strange things.
11:44Has it?
11:45Well, I'd like to do some strange things to him myself.
11:48Now, McHale, you'll get these men out of these ridiculous outfits,
11:52and you'll get out after that nip sub on the double.
11:54Yes, sir.
11:55All right. Time to rejoin the human race.
11:58Yes, sir.
11:58Bye-bye, Captain. Bye.
12:00All right, all right, men.
12:01Let's get out of these ridiculous outfits now.
12:04You heard it, Captain?
12:05Well, that was close.
12:06I thought the Captain had Mr. Parker for sure.
12:08Well, luck sure ran out on that one.
12:09Boy, all we need now is...
12:12No, stop!
12:15Put that down!
12:17Bang, bang, you're dead!
12:23Chuck, no!
12:24Stop shooting, Chuck!
12:26Stop!
12:26Huh?
12:27Oh, I gotta stop anyway, Uncle Woody.
12:29I'm all out of caps.
12:31Fooled ya.
12:32Oh, what a ward.
12:39Hey, boy, and nature.
12:41Heiko's fun.
12:41Let's see what we got, you guys.
12:42A good case of poison ivy.
12:44That's what I got.
12:44My feet are killing me.
12:46Oh, it's sack time.
12:47Let's go to bed.
12:48Bad?
12:48Oh, no.
12:49Come on, let's play Indians.
12:50Indians?
12:51Yes, my favorite game.
12:52We can smoke a peace pipe and have a council.
12:54Whoa there, Chuckie boy.
12:55Enough.
12:55No more game.
12:56It's been a long day.
12:57Hi, kids.
12:58How was the night, John?
12:59Oh, it's keen, Uncle Woody.
13:01Keen.
13:01Well, we had oodles of fun.
13:03Yeah, but now Chuckie boy wants to stay up all night and play Indians.
13:06Oh, now wait a minute, Chuckie.
13:08I don't care if you're a dirty rat.
13:09I'll hit you with a baseball bat.
13:10No, no, no, Chuckie.
13:10It's time to go to bed.
13:12I don't want to go to bed.
13:13I want to play Indians.
13:14Well, now, maybe tomorrow.
13:15But right now, you trot off to your cabin like a good boy and go to bed.
13:18Oh, you guys are no fun.
13:39Dear bunkmates and Uncle Woody, I think this camp is no fun.
13:44My daddy paid $200 to send me here, and he got rooked.
13:48You are a bunch of no fun, dumb, tattletale rat finks.
13:54Your pal, Chuckie Parker.
13:56P.S.
13:57I have went over to the camp on the other side of the lake.
14:01Holy jumping gee hassle.
14:02The other side of the lake.
14:04That means he's heading mainside.
14:05If he even makes it.
14:06All right.
14:07Come on.
14:07Let's go, you guys.
14:08Come on.
14:08Hey, boy.
14:09What a big camp.
14:10Hi, guys.
14:12Hey.
14:12They got girls here, too.
14:15At least I think she's a girl.
14:18Hey, this must be the main office.
14:20I think I'll ask the head counselor if I can stay here.
14:23Show that Uncle Woody he can't push me around.
14:25And so, Pumpkin, give the gang at the Yacht Club best regards from their old Commodore.
14:34And tell them that I still remember how they all used to be here.
14:37Hi, Mr. Man.
14:38Hi.
14:38Hey, Stinky.
14:40Are you going to start with that Stinky business again?
14:42And what are you still doing in that ridiculous outfit?
14:45This isn't a ridiculous outfit.
14:46This is my Camp Chinapoke outfit.
14:48You knew that.
14:48What are you doing with that thing?
14:51What's the matter?
14:51What kind of a game are you playing?
14:53Well, I wanted to play Indians, but they wouldn't play with me over there, so I ran away.
14:56Yeah, well, I'll play with you.
14:57I'll be glad to play Indians with you.
14:59First, I'll scalp you, then I'll burn you at the stake.
15:01Hey, boy, that sounds great.
15:03Hey, you got to catch me first.
15:05Ow!
15:08Help!
15:09Help!
15:10I'm in the game right away.
15:11Help!
15:13Yes, sir.
15:13What is it, sir?
15:14Ah!
15:15Oh, God!
15:15Look at that.
15:16See that?
15:17See that?
15:18Oh, yes.
15:18Sir, I feel it.
15:19Oh, and you're my witness.
15:20Yes, sir.
15:22Sir, he's flicked.
15:23There must be battle fatigue.
15:24Battle fatigue?
15:25Well, that's bottle fatigue.
15:27I got him, sir.
15:27The man is drunk.
15:28Drunk, smashed right out of it, little pointed head.
15:31You don't give me that thing.
15:33You get over there.
15:34You get over there.
15:34You sit down.
15:35Sit down.
15:35Do it, the guy.
15:36Wait till the S.P.'s get here.
15:38You wino.
15:40Hit me, hit me.
15:41Hit a little kid.
15:42Say ah, say ah.
15:44Sir, he's not flicked.
15:45I don't smell a trace of alcohol.
15:47Ow!
15:47Why's an Uncle Woody?
15:48I'm getting out of here.
15:49I don't like it.
15:50I'm going, going.
15:51Sit down.
15:51I mean, he's not drunk.
15:53Do I know a drunk when I see one?
15:55Oh, yes, sir.
15:55Yes, sir.
15:56You're an expert on frunking stuff because you drink.
15:58Look, what I think, sir, is the way he's acting.
15:59He could have amnesia, sir.
16:00Oh, amnesia.
16:01That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of.
16:03You stand over here.
16:04Oh, yes, sir.
16:04But don't leave me.
16:05No, no, never sit.
16:06Now, sit down.
16:07You still there?
16:08Yes, sir.
16:08Now, Parker, how old are you?
16:11I'm 10 years old.
16:12But don't try anything funny because I'm going to be 11.
16:14What are you doing way out here all alone?
16:19I told you I'm going to camp Chinnapokey.
16:22But I don't like it.
16:23Not like this camp either.
16:24It's just as Peewee.
16:24Peewee?
16:25You're right.
16:26He's got amnesia.
16:27Oh, yes, sir.
16:27I better get moved to 6th Bay right away.
16:29Come with Daddy.
16:29Come with Daddy.
16:29Wait a minute.
16:30What?
16:31You see?
16:31This is beautiful.
16:32You get him over there.
16:33They're not able to cure him.
16:35Then I'll be stuck with him all over again.
16:36Oh, sir, sir.
16:37You're so right.
16:38Sir.
16:39What's the plan?
16:40The plan is I get the fleet medical officer down here to look at him.
16:43If he sees he's got amnesia, I may get rid of him on a medical discharge.
16:47I'm getting out of here.
16:47I want my mom.
16:49Go ahead, Chuckie.
16:51You're going to love it here.
16:51You're going to love it here at camp Wakasaki.
16:55Wakasaki.
16:56Wakasaki.
16:57We'll get you one.
16:58Get you one.
16:58Now, why don't you run outside and play with Uncle Elroy?
17:01That's me.
17:02Will you play him?
17:03You told me Uncle Elroy.
17:04Oh, sure.
17:04Ever.
17:06Come on, Chuckie.
17:07Come on, Chuckie.
17:08Come on.
17:10Hey.
17:11Can I be Chief Ball Eagle?
17:12Certainly.
17:12Hey, honey, get balled at 10.
17:14Hello?
17:15Ah, good morning, Captain.
17:17Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it?
17:19Yes, sir.
17:20What can I do for you?
17:22Ah, well, sir, I was supposed to meet Mr. Parker over here to pick up some supplies,
17:25and I was just wondering if you'd seen him around.
17:27Oh, well, as a matter of fact, I have.
17:31Uncle Woody.
17:32Uncle Woody?
17:33Uh-huh.
17:34Well, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
17:36That's it.
17:36It seems that, uh, he didn't like the way you were running things over at Chinapuki.
17:40But I am running a real fun camp here at Wakasaki.
17:45You found out the truth about his amnesia.
17:47But, Captain...
17:48I know there would be no buts, McHale.
17:50When the conflict medical officer flies in here, I will be rid of Parker forever on a medical discharge.
17:55Oh, now, Captain, you can't do that, sir.
17:57Tut, tut, tut, McHale.
17:58The, uh, chief counselor should be down to meet the doctor when his big silver bird zooms into the sky.
18:05The door, the door.
18:09Maybe we should just give Mr. Parker another conk in the head and hope for the best.
18:12Nah, are you kidding?
18:13That's too dangerous.
18:15Our only chance is to get him off the base before that medical doctor breezes in.
18:18You gotta listen to me.
18:20Listen, listen.
18:21I'll give you anything, Chuckie.
18:22Land, corn, firewater, beads, anything.
18:25Oh, that...
18:26Oh, please, boy, be good.
18:27Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
18:29Hey, hey, Chucky, baby, Chuck.
18:31And we glad to see you.
18:32Oh, Uncle Woody.
18:33I'm not glad to see you guys.
18:35Oh, come on.
18:36Don't talk like that, Chucky.
18:37We're your buddies, remember?
18:38We want you to come back to Chinapookie with us.
18:41Oh, no.
18:41I like a better hero of Wakasaki.
18:43Uncle Elroy plays games with me.
18:44You can save your breath, Commander. See? I am Chucky's new counselor.
18:49Right, Chucky? Right, Uncle Elroy.
18:51Come on now, you promise I can scalp you. I'll give you six. Two, four, six.
18:55No, no, for all the goofies. No, please.
18:57Wait a minute. Hold it. Chuck, please. Hold it. Chuck, please. Hold it.
19:03What settles that, Skip? He won't come with us.
19:05He's one dead engine for sure. Oh, no, he isn't.
19:08I'll tell you what we're gonna do, boys. We'll go down to special services. Prado. Come on.
19:12What for, Skip?
19:13Well, now, look. Mr. Parker wants to play Indian. We'll play Indian.
19:17Eat big Indians. Come on.
19:22We gotta get Chucky Boy out of here on the double.
19:24Yeah, but how do we get rid of Lieutenant Carpenter?
19:26Well, how do I know? Come on. Look.
19:28We had to slip that storekeeper 50 bucks to borrow these outfits.
19:31We might as well use the props.
19:33We don't have to worry about that. Bald Eagle's got the situation well in hand.
19:37Come on, now. We gotta move fast. Let's go.
19:48Oh, great, Bald Eagle. Let's see your smoke signal. We come.
19:52Hey, boy. You guys look great. Hey, you wanna help me burn Uncle Elroy at the stake?
19:58I'm not allowed to play with matches.
19:59No. No, no, no. Waste time on pudgy pale face.
20:04Great Bald Eagle, come with us. We go on real warpath.
20:07We get you more pale faces than you can shake tomahawk at me.
20:12Boy, that sounds like fun.
20:14Yes, come. We make you great chief in Shinabuki tribe.
20:18Go, go.
20:19Give me that. I'm a chief.
20:23Watch for me. Watch for me. Hey, I need some help.
20:27Yes, come on. Come on.
20:32Skip, look. It's Binghamton.
20:34Hey, he's got the dock, Wesley.
20:39Oh, no. We're dead.
20:40Come on, boys. Let's beat it on the dock. Let's go.
20:42No need.
20:43All right, McHale. Freeze. Don't you move a feather.
20:45What are you and your tribe of Section 8's up to now?
20:48Wow, wow, wow.
20:49Get out of here. We old meanie always ruin our game.
20:52Ow!
20:53All right, man. Now, what's the meaning of it?
20:55Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
20:57You keep on this, McHale.
20:58This is the one we're looking for, Doctor. The one with the amnesia.
21:00This Dodo that just kicked me.
21:02Dodo? You can't call me a Dodo.
21:03You can't call me a Dodo, stupid head.
21:05Oh!
21:06Again, again. Are you taking notes?
21:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't touch him.
21:10Now, he's a sick man. He's a sick man.
21:13I'm not exactly ready for a 100-yard dash.
21:16It seems that Mr. Parker may have a slight case of amnesia.
21:19And with a little bit of rest here...
21:21All right, McHale. You just calm down. I'll take over from here.
21:24All right, now, son. How old are you?
21:26Huh?
21:27I'm 10 years old.
21:29Why does everybody keep asking me that stupid question?
21:32You see, Doctor, if you'll let Mr. Parker stay with us, I'm sure that he'll...
21:38Hey, you Spisky Pete boys! He's back again! Hit the dirt!
21:47Hey, Uncle, what are you? I didn't know you were having fireworks today.
21:51Chuck! Chuck, get down! Get down, Chuck!
21:55Simon Says! Get down!
21:57Oh, Simon Says!
22:03Get off of me, you dummy! How dare you lie on top of your commanding office!
22:19Oh, no!
22:20Thank you!
22:23Come up out of there!
22:24There you go!
22:25There you go!
22:28Are you all right?
22:31Fine, fine.
22:33How about you, Chuck?
22:34Oh, yeah, I'm okay, but...
22:36Hey!
22:37What are we doing in these ridiculous outfits?
22:39Don't worry, Chuck. Just as soon as I get the doctor to...
22:42Chuck!
22:43What did you just say?
22:44These nutty costumes. Where'd they come from?
22:47Well, we're never gonna fool the nips this way.
22:49Hey, he snapped out!
22:50He must have got reconked, but good!
22:52Did you hear that, Doc?
22:53I knew he would snap out of it all along!
22:56Ha-ha!
22:57Chuck! Chuck, tell the duck how old you are. Come on.
22:59Well, I'm 27 years old.
23:00Of course, my dimples make me look a lot younger.
23:03Amazing. Amazing. Yes, it's an amazing recovery.
23:06Oh, yes, sir!
23:07Did you hear that, Captain Binghamton?
23:10Captain Binghamton?
23:11You mean Commodore Binghamton.
23:13I don't remember seeing you men at the Yacht Club before.
23:17Commodore? Yacht Club?
23:19Yes, this is the finest little marina in Long Island.
23:22Doctor, is it possible that...
23:26Well, don't just stand there, sailor. We're off to the America Cup trial.
23:29I want you to break out the spinnaker. I want to see all the sheets flying.
23:33All right, now, Binghamton, just take it easy and relax.
23:35What's the matter with you? A deckhand touching a Commodore?
23:38You turn in your sneakers. You're through.
23:41All right, laddies, hoist the main soles while there's a brisk wind.
23:45The opposite!
23:46Boy, what a ball it's gonna be with Binghamton gone.
23:56A ball that's gonna be more like instant paradise.
23:59Shh, knock it off, you eight balls.
24:02At least you could do as Luke, sorry.
24:09Now, remember, boy, no one is to be allowed in the dining room.
24:12No one at all without a blazer.
24:14Yeah, the captain's gear is all accounted for, sir.
24:16I'm Commodore.
24:17Oh, Commodore. Yes, sir.
24:18Come along, Commodore. Our plane is waiting.
24:21Oh, sir, you forgot to write that shakase.
24:23Oh, here, I'll get it.
24:24I've had it first. Now, give it to me.
24:30Chuck!
24:32Oh, I'm sorry, Commodore.
24:35Commodore?
24:36Don't you know your own commanding officer when you try to kill him,
24:39you're feeble-brained ensign you?
24:41Hurry, hurry, hurry.
24:42Oh, sure, baby.
24:44I know we have enough.
24:45Sure, we have enough.
24:46Sure, we have enough.
24:47I know we have enough.
24:48Sure, we have enough.
24:49To be continued...
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