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Tv, Only Fools And Horses S03E07 - Who;s A Pretty Boy
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00:00Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones, but you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one what's driving me berserk?
00:28Why do only fours and horses work?
00:32La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
00:55Here, look who's here, look
00:57Phil the floater
00:58Oi, now don't you go winding him up
01:02There could be rivers of blood
01:03Yeah, there will be rivers of blood
01:05Look at the way he tucked us up with that paint last week
01:07Here
01:08Just shove that on the meter and I'll see you inside in a minute, alright?
01:12Hello, Ranji, my son
01:18How are you, alright?
01:20Yeah, I saw your missus on Tuesday
01:21She's got a terrible spot on her forehead, hasn't she?
01:25Hello, sweetheart
01:26Yeah, he's a nice bloke, you know that, Ranji
01:29He took me and Rodney over to Southall last week
01:32That was holding this Asian song contest
01:34Is that right?
01:35Yeah, bloke called Sing won it
01:36Sing, yeah?
01:39What do you want, usual?
01:40Yeah, Campari and Diet Coke, please
01:42Yeah, how's the new governor treating you?
01:47Oh, he's alright
01:48Yeah?
01:48Do you know we're having this place done up?
01:50Are you?
01:50About time it was redecorated
01:52Last time it was done
01:53They had to keep stopping
01:53Because of the Zeppelin raids
01:55Look who's here, look
01:57Oh, yeah, there he is
01:58Paddy McGinty's goat
01:59Are you alright, Del?
02:01Alright, what do you mean alright?
02:02After that paint you sold me
02:03Was there something wrong with it?
02:05It's supposed to be apple white
02:06What was it?
02:07Battleship grey
02:08Well, there's a thing
02:11I tell you what
02:12If I'll be travelled
02:13I come across someone
02:14Who wants their battleship painted
02:15I'll put him in touch
02:17You do that, you do
02:18You are a riot con merchant
02:20And you are, anyway
02:21I don't know how people like you
02:22Can live with yourselves
02:23Really, I don't
02:23You know that overcoat
02:25You sold me dad?
02:26Yeah
02:26It's got a great big lump
02:27In the back
02:28Well, of course
02:29It's genuine camel hair, innit?
02:33It's all in there
02:33Yeah, alright, alright
02:36I'll let you off the paint
02:37This time
02:38Here, I thought you was going back
02:39To Dublin's Fair City
02:40I was
02:41Until the brewery
02:42Decided to have this place
02:43Redecorated
02:44Oh, and you've got the contract
02:46Have you?
02:46As good as
02:47I've arranged it
02:49With the governor
02:49That minds the lowest estimate
02:51See you, Den
02:52Oh, by the way
02:53If you come across young Denzel
02:55Tell him I told you
02:56To phone him twice last night
02:58But I haven't got his number
02:59Here, just a minute
03:01Has he got your phone number?
03:05No
03:06I'll tell him to phone you, then
03:07Thanks
03:07Wait, just a minute
03:10Just a minute
03:10Here
03:12What do you want with Denzel, innit?
03:14Oh, he's after having me
03:15Decorate his front room
03:16It'll be a couple of hundred
03:17To take back to the old country
03:19Yeah, well, listen
03:19When you go back to the old country
03:21Don't eat any of them carrots
03:23Why is that?
03:24Got potato blight
03:25Would you believe it?
03:27No
03:27Are you all right there, Rodney?
03:31Uh, yes, yes
03:32Triffic
03:33Thank you, Brendan
03:34Were you happy with that paint
03:36I got you last week?
03:38The paint?
03:39Yeah
03:39Ice
03:40Good
03:42I'll see you around, then
03:43Oh, yeah
03:44Yeah, you take care of it yourself
03:46Don't know how I managed
03:51To keep my hands off
03:52Come on, drink up
03:56We're going
03:57What do you mean, drink up?
03:58I ain't had a drink yet
03:59Good, I don't want you
04:00Falling off the ladder
04:00What ladder?
04:02A ladder round at Denzel's place
04:04Dale, what the hell are you talking about?
04:06We're doing up Denzel's front room
04:08You never told me
04:09Oh, no, I couldn't
04:11I mean, be fair, Rodney
04:12I haven't even told Denzel yet
04:14Come on
04:15Dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly
04:18Dale, I've told you before
04:20I'm gonna tell you again
04:21We should have nothing to do with it
04:23I know, but Denzel's no good
04:24At papering and painting
04:25And that sort of thing
04:26Well, that makes three of us
04:28Look, no, you seem to forget
04:30That Grandad used to be
04:31A decorator for the council
04:32Dale, that was in 1924
04:34He used to go to work on an horse
04:36And even then he got the sack
04:38after two days for wallpapering over
04:40a serving hatch.
04:42Oi, that's another thing. How do you think
04:44Denzel's wife's going to react after what you did
04:46to her last year? Now, Rodney, that's
04:48all in the past. Corrin's a sensible
04:50girl. It's forgive and forget. That's her.
04:53Anyway, give us a chance to get even with that
04:54paddy. I'd love to take a couple of hundred off him.
04:57Anyway, you never know. We might be able to get
04:58shot at that punk. Oh, yeah.
05:00I mean, everyone's having their woodwork done
05:02battleship grey nowadays.
05:04But you don't know Corrin and Denzel may
05:06quite like it. Del, you'll make their
05:08front room look like the conning tower off the
05:10Art Royal.
05:12Shut up, you tart.
05:15Come on, Sylvestre.
05:17Talk to Denzel.
05:18Say Viv Richards is king.
05:21Come on. Let me hear
05:22them golden tones.
05:24Come on.
05:26Ah, you stupid rass bird.
05:30All right, I'm coming. You'll have sailors
05:32doing the hornpipe. Jump jets landing
05:34on the sofa. Will you shut up?
05:36God, Rodney.
05:37Del, my man.
05:39Denzel, my son, how are you?
05:41Come in.
05:42Yeah.
05:43I haven't seen you for ages.
05:45Where have you been?
05:46Well, you know, me, here, there, everywhere,
05:48ducking and diving.
05:49Rodney, you're looking good.
05:51Yeah.
05:55It's cool.
05:55I like it.
05:56I tell you, if he wasn't so white,
05:58I'd swear he was black.
06:01Yeah, he is white, isn't he?
06:03The whitest man I've ever seen in all me life.
06:05I'm not ever so white.
06:07You are.
06:08You'd make an albino look bronzed.
06:10Here, grab one of these each.
06:13Oh, here, Denzel.
06:15Corrine ain't about, is she?
06:16No, no, she's round her sisters.
06:18Oh, so...
06:18Oh, you're not still worried about what happened, are you?
06:20Come on, Del, she's forgotten all about that now.
06:23Anyway, what brings you round?
06:24No, I think we was just passing through,
06:25like what we call it.
06:27Here, have you had this place done up?
06:28No.
06:29No, I didn't think you had.
06:31Getting it decorated soon, though.
06:33Corrine's been on at me for ages about it.
06:35But I'm no good at that sort of thing.
06:37So I've got the Irishman to do it.
06:38Oh, Brendan?
06:39Oh, well, you can't go far wrong with him, Denzel.
06:41He's a good man.
06:43Here, did you hear about that house he did up in,
06:45where was it, King's Avenue?
06:46He made a beautiful job of it, so I hear.
06:49Mind you, I only saw it after the fire.
06:55He's a pretty boy.
06:57He's a lovely boy, isn't he?
06:58Is he yours, Denzel?
06:59No, he's Corrine.
07:01She's had him for a few years.
07:03What fire?
07:04You mean the house burnt down?
07:06Oh, yeah, but don't get me wrong.
07:07It wasn't Brendan's fault.
07:08I mean, look, I know a lot of blokes
07:09who like to have a couple of pints at dinner time,
07:11and it's very easy to forget where you left your blow lamp.
07:15So it was accidental, then?
07:16Oh, yeah, it was an accident.
07:18Even the coroner said so.
07:21The coroner?
07:22Yeah.
07:22Right, that's it.
07:23I'm not having no drunken Irishman
07:25falling about my living room with a lighted blow lamp.
07:27No way.
07:28Oh, my God.
07:30Oh, I wish I hadn't said nothing.
07:32Oh, I feel really bad about this.
07:36You know, what with Brendan being a mate and all.
07:38But never mind, Denzel.
07:40Look on the bright side.
07:41He might not burn your place down.
07:42Yeah, well, I'm taking no chances, Del.
07:46I'm getting somebody else in to do the job.
07:48Oh, well.
07:48Well, this is up to you.
07:50I mean, as I always used to say to my customers
07:52when I was in the painting and decorating game,
07:53I used to say,
07:54it's your money, it's your choice.
07:57You never told me you used to be a painter and decorator.
08:00Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:01It's been the family trade for generations,
08:02isn't it, Rodney?
08:04Eh?
08:04Yeah.
08:05The honesty.
08:06But demand got too much.
08:08We had to give it up in the end.
08:10Well, listen,
08:11couldn't you just do this living room for us?
08:14What?
08:14This?
08:15Oh, no, no, no.
08:16Sorry, mate.
08:16No, no.
08:17You know what?
08:17We've given the game up now.
08:19Oh, come on, Del.
08:20Corrine's been bending my ear about it for ages.
08:22Just this one room, yeah?
08:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:33If I do it for you,
08:34I've got to do it for all the others,
08:35have a nice.
08:36Del,
08:36for a mate in trouble,
08:38please.
08:42All right,
08:43just for you, though.
08:44Cheers, Del,
08:45you're a pal.
08:46I don't know.
08:46I don't know what it is with you.
08:47You managed to twist me
08:48right round your little finger,
08:49don't you?
08:50When can you start?
08:52First thing in the morning,
08:53hundred up front,
08:54we supply the paint,
08:54and that's extra.
08:55Done.
08:56And you will be.
08:58Get some more drinks.
08:59Good.
09:00What about that?
09:01Good, isn't he?
09:01Eh?
09:02Good, isn't he?
09:02Nice little earner,
09:03eh?
09:04Eh?
09:04I don't think I may be so white.
09:07You are?
09:08You look like a blood donor
09:09who couldn't say no.
09:14Hiya.
09:15Hiya, hon.
09:15Hello, baby.
09:18Have you missed me?
09:23Denzel!
09:24What the hell is he doing
09:26in my home?
09:27Hello, Corinne.
09:28You look as lovely as ever.
09:30Del just popped in
09:31to say hi, hon.
09:33Did he really?
09:33Hello, there's the door.
09:35There's the door?
09:36She's a guard, isn't she?
09:37And what's he doing?
09:42I want you to tell me
09:43the truth, Corinne.
09:45M-Y-Y.
09:48Denzel!
09:48Have you and Rodney
09:49been at the funny fags?
09:51No, honestly.
09:52We haven't.
09:53We've just got some drinks,
09:54that's all.
09:55I go round my sister's
09:56to see how she is
09:57after having the stitches out,
09:58and I come back
09:59to find my home
10:00full of crazy people.
10:02Oh, come on, babe.
10:03Be friendly.
10:04Del's going to do
10:04the decorating for us.
10:05He's what?
10:06Well, I blew the Irishman out.
10:08I mean, I've heard
10:09bad things about him.
10:10Denzel, how can you
10:11trust this man?
10:13Every time you meet him,
10:14you end up drunk
10:14or out of pocket.
10:15Yeah, I know,
10:16but he's a mate.
10:20Would a mate
10:21sell you an overcoat
10:22like the one he sold you?
10:23Oh, no, come on,
10:24come on, be fair, Corinne.
10:25That was a very nice overcoat.
10:27Looked like it was
10:27made to measure.
10:29Yeah, for the
10:29hans-back of Notre Dame.
10:32And what about the time
10:33he offered to do
10:34the catering for us?
10:35Oh, now, don't bring
10:36that up, honey, please.
10:38That was our wedding, Denzel!
10:42What was it
10:43we were supposed
10:44to have, Del?
10:44Um,
10:45lobster boulevard,
10:47game pies,
10:49kidneys with
10:51saffron rice,
10:53beef and anchovy
10:54savouries,
10:55Philadelphia truffles.
10:57And what did we end up with?
10:59Pine chips all round.
11:00I know, I explained all that,
11:03Corinne, didn't I?
11:04The fridge went on the blink
11:05and all the goodies
11:06went manky.
11:08What about our
11:09three-tier wedding cake?
11:11Yeah, well,
11:11that was in the fridge
11:12with all the other gear.
11:13I mean,
11:13the icing melted,
11:14it dripped everywhere.
11:16Yeah, yeah,
11:17that's true, Corinne.
11:18By the end of the week,
11:18it looked like a big candle.
11:20Don't you say
11:21she'd forgotten about all this?
11:23How can I forget it?
11:24I have to live
11:25with that wedding album
11:26the rest of my life.
11:28How many times
11:29have you seen a picture
11:29of a bride and groom
11:30cutting a jam sponge?
11:36No, I'm going to be fair,
11:37Corinne, be fair.
11:38You only got that
11:39at the eleventh hour.
11:40Otherwise,
11:41it could have been
11:41a nickel's cake.
11:45You want them
11:46to do the decorating?
11:47Then you let them.
11:48But I promise you this,
11:50Denzel,
11:51if anything goes wrong,
11:52I'll make you wish
11:53your mother had a headache
11:54the night you was conceived.
12:11She's a little treasure,
12:12isn't she?
12:15Come on, Rodney,
12:16let's leave the lovebirds alone.
12:18Talking about birds,
12:19you just make sure
12:20that Busby's in the kitchen
12:21tomorrow because of
12:22the paint fumes.
12:23Leave the key under the mat.
12:25Cheer up, Denzel,
12:26you know it makes sense.
12:28Come on,
12:29let's get out of here.
12:33That'll keep us out of trouble
12:34for a couple of days.
12:37Look, I know I'm white,
12:38but I'm no whiter
12:38than anyone else.
12:40You are?
12:41You're whiter than Denzel.
12:42Crunter Kinney's
12:43whiter than Denzel.
12:44Here,
12:46we might be able
12:46to earn a couple of bob
12:47out of this.
12:48Well, we could hire you out
12:49for hauntings.
12:51I'm starting to get
12:52my wild up now.
12:52Now, listen,
12:53you do very well
12:54in one of those
12:54Mickey Mouse seances,
12:55you know,
12:55where you have to peel
12:56through a thin veil of gauze.
12:57You can say,
12:58I'm Rodney,
12:59the Illuminate Ghost.
13:00Woo-hoo!
13:01Oi!
13:02That's right!
13:03You salty little dick!
13:04Oh, no,
13:05it's gone under a bus now!
13:07Too under that ruddy bus!
13:10I ain't got a serving,
13:12that chad, Dave.
13:15No, no,
13:16it's all right.
13:17Don't worry.
13:19Right, come on,
13:19Rodney,
13:20get them dust sheets
13:21all over this furniture,
13:22will you?
13:22Yeah.
13:23Come on.
13:25Hey, look,
13:26Corinne's left a note.
13:28Leave the telly alone,
13:33don't eat the fruit
13:34and stay out of the kitchen.
13:36Leave the telly alone
13:37and don't eat the fruit?
13:38What sort of people
13:39does she think we are?
13:41Yeah.
13:42She got us tagged all wrong,
13:43didn't she?
13:45Hey, look at the times
13:46up last night.
13:47Come on, Rodney,
13:47put the kettle on
13:48and have a cup of tea.
13:49Dale, she said
13:50stay out of that kitchen.
13:51Now, I reckon
13:52you're taking liberties.
13:53Well, everyone's entitled
13:54to a cup of tea, Rodney.
13:56I mean,
13:56it's in the Magna Carta
13:57or something.
13:58That's right,
13:59you're taking liberties,
14:00I ask you.
14:01Here, while you're out there,
14:02have a look in the cupboard
14:03and see if there are
14:03any Jaffa cakes going.
14:05Go on, go on.
14:07Don't worry, Grand Dad,
14:08we'll soon have this job finished.
14:09Yeah, as soon as
14:10Rodney pulls his finger out.
14:11If this gets a bit much
14:23for you, Dale,
14:24you have a nice sit-down,
14:25eh?
14:26It's all right,
14:26all right, Rodney,
14:27thank you.
14:27Go on, get going,
14:28get going,
14:29we'll never have to finish
14:29this.
14:30Hello?
14:31Ginger?
14:32Dale boy?
14:33How you going,
14:34my son?
14:35Oh, no,
14:35we're all fine.
14:36We're absolutely fine here.
14:37Well,
14:38Rodney's looking a bit pale.
14:42Pardon that,
14:42all right.
14:43How's the family?
14:45Oh, terrific.
14:46Ginger?
14:46Who's he talking to?
14:47Ginger Ted?
14:48Yeah,
14:49sounds like it.
14:50Has he come back
14:50from Canada then?
14:52What's the weather like
14:52over there?
14:53No.
14:54At the time,
14:55it's just gone up
14:55past ten.
14:58What?
14:58Is it really?
15:00Come on,
15:01go on.
15:02No,
15:02I'll tell you what,
15:03no,
15:03you go back to sleep.
15:04I'll give you a bell
15:07tomorrow,
15:07all right,
15:08and I'll leave it
15:08a bit later,
15:09like.
15:09Yeah,
15:09all right,
15:10see you,
15:10pal.
15:11It's all right.
15:12God,
15:12look at that,
15:13it's marvelous,
15:13isn't it?
15:13All the way to
15:14Vancouver,
15:15and it's as clear
15:15as a bell.
15:17Yeah,
15:17well,
15:17it's modern space
15:18technology,
15:19isn't it?
15:20I've just been
15:20bounced off
15:21a statalite.
15:23Well,
15:23he finds out
15:24she'll bounce
15:25off Chelsea Bridge.
15:27Oi,
15:28you,
15:28where's my tea?
15:29What tea?
15:30Well,
15:31I asked you
15:32about an hour ago
15:32to put the kettle on
15:33to have a cup
15:34of darjeeling,
15:35remember?
15:35Oh,
15:36good,
15:36yeah,
15:36I forgot all
15:37about it.
15:40Bloody hell,
15:40I left the kettle
15:41on the gas.
15:42Oh,
15:42stone me,
15:43Rodney.
15:44I don't know
15:44what's the matter
15:44with him sometimes.
15:45He seems to live
15:46in a world
15:46of his...
15:47Oh,
15:47oh,
15:48oh,
15:48no.
15:49Here,
15:50Gil.
15:50What?
15:51Doesn't the speech
15:51die at the wallpaper,
15:53please?
15:53Oh,
15:53that's charming,
15:54that,
15:54isn't it?
15:54We come round
15:55here to do up
15:55the living room
15:56and end up
15:56stripping the kitchen.
15:57Oh,
15:58they'll fucking
15:58hardly breathe.
16:00You may not
16:00ever breathe again
16:01if this wallpaper
16:02is ruined.
16:03Oh,
16:03look,
16:04the condensation
16:05is everywhere.
16:06Quick,
16:06get me a cloth.
16:07I'll open the window.
16:09That's right,
16:09come on,
16:09Granddad.
16:10Yeah.
16:11We tidied this place up,
16:12maybe she might
16:12never notice.
16:13She might notice
16:15the kettle.
16:17Gordon Bennett,
16:18I don't believe it.
16:20Put it back,
16:21say nothing.
16:22She might blame Denzel.
16:24Come on,
16:24come and have a look
16:25at the distance.
16:26No,
16:26we're busy,
16:26Granddad.
16:27Look,
16:27I'm sorry about
16:28all this deal,
16:29it's just what
16:29we already have
16:30a work in here
16:31and then you come.
16:31All right,
16:31all right,
16:32Rodney,
16:33it's no good going on,
16:34it's just one of them
16:35things,
16:35you know,
16:36accidents will happen.
16:37Yeah,
16:37cheers.
16:39Del,
16:39Del,
16:40look.
16:42It's the burn.
16:49You don't look
16:50very well to me.
16:55That is most probably
16:56due to the fact,
16:58Granddad,
16:58that he is stone dead.
17:01You dozy little
17:02twop,
17:02Rodney.
17:04Hold on,
17:05just now,
17:05you said it was
17:06an easy mistake
17:06to make.
17:07Yeah,
17:07it is if you're
17:08bloody stupid.
17:11It might not be
17:11completely dead.
17:12It might not be
17:13completely dead.
17:14It's just been
17:15sautéed.
17:17What is Corrie
17:18going to say
17:18when she comes back
17:19and finds out
17:20what you have done
17:20to her little pet?
17:22Well,
17:22I wouldn't mind
17:23seeing her face
17:24when she gets
17:24her next telephone bill.
17:25Look at this big
17:26hole you made
17:27in the kettle.
17:28It's not as big
17:28as the hole you made
17:29in them Jaffa cakes,
17:30is it?
17:30Will you two
17:31pack it in?
17:34We've got to think
17:35of a way out of this.
17:38I've got it.
17:39We could say
17:40it was caused
17:41by paint fumes.
17:43Paint fumes.
17:45Paint fumes.
17:46When Corrie
17:47comes back in here,
17:48she's going to find
17:48her kettle's been
17:49knackered,
17:50her kitchen's been
17:51turned into a
17:51Turkish bath,
17:52and she's got a
17:53Kentucky fried canary
17:54at the bottom
17:54of a cage.
17:55And we're going to
17:57say paint fumes.
18:01Yeah,
18:01you're right.
18:03Wait a minute,
18:04wait a minute.
18:05I'll tell you
18:05what we'll do.
18:06Rodney and I,
18:06we'll try and
18:07clear this place up.
18:07Granddad,
18:08I want you to go
18:08down the high street
18:09and I want you
18:09to get a packet
18:10of Jaffa cakes
18:11and a canary.
18:12Where do I get
18:13a canary from?
18:14Why don't you
18:14try the boatmen,
18:15D?
18:16Don't you get
18:16salty, Rodney?
18:17You ain't too big
18:18to get a slap
18:18round the end.
18:19Oi,
18:19will you stop it,
18:20you two?
18:21We haven't got
18:21much time now.
18:21Go on.
18:22Well,
18:22how much
18:23is a canary?
18:24Well,
18:24how the bleating
18:25hell do I know?
18:28Here,
18:28look,
18:28take the lot.
18:29Go on there,
18:29make sure you
18:30don't get mugged.
18:33Make sure,
18:34make sure you
18:34get a canary,
18:35you know,
18:36and a yellow one.
18:37Yeah,
18:38we don't want
18:38a budgie
18:39or a parrot.
18:40No,
18:40you want a canary,
18:41don't you?
18:42It's all right.
18:43Write it down
18:44for him,
18:44Rodney.
18:44Write it down.
18:45It's all right,
18:46you are,
18:46remember.
18:47Yellow canary.
18:48Go on,
18:48hurry up then.
18:49Yellow canary.
18:50Yellow canary.
18:52Yellow canary.
18:55Well,
18:56I suppose
18:56it could have been worse.
19:01Could it?
19:03Well,
19:04if you're going to be
19:04like that,
19:04no.
19:07I'll tell you
19:07what we're going to do.
19:08If we clean this place up,
19:11polish the kettle,
19:11put a new canary
19:12in the cage,
19:14maybe Corinne
19:15won't suspect anything.
19:16Grandad's the one
19:19that worries me.
19:20What do you mean?
19:22Al's got this feeling
19:23in the pit
19:24of my stomach.
19:25He's going to come back
19:26with a goldfish.
19:37Louis,
19:37I need a canary,
19:39quick.
19:40Hey,
19:41Grandad,
19:42he's a long time,
19:43eh?
19:43You sit down
19:44for a while.
19:45No,
19:46I ain't got time.
19:47You want a drink?
19:48No,
19:49I want a canary.
19:50This is an emergency.
19:53Emergency?
19:54I never sold
19:55an emergency canary
19:56before.
19:56I'll tell you
19:57what I got for you.
19:58I got a lovely
19:59green finch.
20:00She's beautiful.
20:02No,
20:03I want a canary.
20:05You want
20:06a bird paradise.
20:09Is it a canary?
20:11No.
20:13Well,
20:13I don't want it.
20:14All right,
20:15all right,
20:15stay calm now,
20:16please.
20:17What do you want?
20:18I want a canary.
20:19You want a canary?
20:21I've got only
20:23one canary.
20:24I'll take it.
20:25No,
20:26no,
20:26it's not as simple
20:27as that.
20:28This is
20:28my canary.
20:30This
20:31is
20:31a toro.
20:34He
20:34is
20:34my
20:35own
20:35pet.
20:37Can't
20:38you
20:38sell him?
20:40No,
20:41he's been
20:41with me
20:42for years.
20:43He's
20:43like
20:44one of the
20:44family.
20:45He is
20:45my own
20:46flesh and
20:48blood.
20:49I'll give you
20:5045 pounds.
20:51Okay,
20:52don't
20:52be
20:52shy.
20:53Hello,
21:03granddad.
21:04Oh,
21:04hello,
21:04Corinne,
21:05love.
21:06Smashing
21:06weather,
21:07ain't it?
21:07Yeah.
21:08I thought
21:08you was
21:09back at
21:09the
21:09flat.
21:10I
21:10am.
21:12What I
21:13mean is
21:13I just
21:13popped out
21:14to get
21:14something
21:14to eat.
21:20Are you
21:20going home
21:21straight away?
21:22No,
21:22I've got
21:23a bit
21:23more
21:23shopping
21:23to do.
21:24Oh,
21:25good.
21:26Well,
21:26I'll see
21:26you back
21:27there
21:27later,
21:27love.
21:35That
21:35thing
21:36cost
21:3650
21:36quid.
21:38Yeah.
21:40I mean,
21:41they was
21:41much cheaper
21:42in my
21:42day and
21:43age.
21:43I
21:43thought
21:44they
21:44were
21:44much
21:44cheaper
21:44in
21:44this
21:45day
21:45and
21:45age.
21:46I
21:46mean,
21:46for
21:4650
21:47sovs,
21:47you
21:47could
21:48have
21:48at
21:48least
21:48got
21:48a
21:48bigger
21:49one.
21:50No,
21:50no,
21:51because
21:51then Corinne
21:51would have
21:51known the
21:52difference.
21:53You see,
21:53to us,
21:54it's just
21:54a canary,
21:55but to
21:55her,
21:55it's a
21:55personal
21:56friend.
21:58We ought
21:58to double
21:58check it,
21:59you know,
21:59make sure it
22:00ain't got no
22:00distinguishing
22:01features.
22:02We mean like
22:03freckles or a
22:04birthmark.
22:04del,
22:06del,
22:07if this
22:07one is
22:07different,
22:08she'll
22:08twig
22:08it
22:09straight
22:09away.
22:10Granddad,
22:11go down
22:11to vets
22:12and see
22:12if you
22:12can get
22:12his
22:12dental
22:13records.
22:14Sit down,
22:14sit down.
22:20Look,
22:20Soppy,
22:21unless the
22:21other one
22:22had got
22:22a dimple
22:22in its
22:22chin
22:23and a
22:23beer
22:23gut,
22:24no one
22:24is going
22:24to be
22:24none
22:25the
22:25wiser.
22:26Come on,
22:27let's get
22:27back in
22:28the other
22:28room and
22:28make it
22:29look as
22:29though we've
22:29done
22:29something
22:29to
22:30do.
22:30Hey,
22:31push it.
22:32Quick,
22:33quick,
22:33go on,
22:33get up
22:34the stairs.
22:35Granddad,
22:35get us
22:35a wall,
22:36go on,
22:36go on,
22:37that's the
22:38way,
22:38Rodney,
22:38lots of
22:39care,
22:40that's
22:40right,
22:40I want
22:41this to
22:41be a
22:41100%
22:42luxurious
22:43job.
22:44I want
22:44this place
22:44to look
22:45like a
22:45palace
22:45for
22:46Denzo
22:46and
22:46Corim
22:47when
22:47they're,
22:47oh,
22:48hello,
22:48Corim.
22:50How are
22:50you,
22:50sweetheart?
22:52I'm
22:52fine,
22:52thanks.
22:53Good.
22:54Want a cup
22:55tea?
22:55No!
22:55No!
22:58Don't
22:59break my
23:00head off,
23:00I only
23:00asked if
23:00you wanted
23:01a cup
23:01of tea.
23:02No,
23:02no,
23:02it's
23:02all right,
23:02Corim,
23:02it's just
23:03that we're
23:03like that
23:03Magnus
23:04Mackerson,
23:05you know,
23:05we've
23:06started,
23:06so we'll
23:07finish.
23:08It's all
23:09personal
23:09pride
23:10with us
23:10trotters.
23:13OK,
23:13please
23:14yourself.
23:17She's
23:17going to
23:18twig it,
23:18I'm not
23:19sure.
23:20And
23:21Rodney,
23:21just,
23:22you know,
23:22just have
23:22faith in
23:23me,
23:23will you?
23:24There is
23:25no way
23:25in a
23:26million years
23:27that she
23:27is going
23:27to
23:27suspect...
23:28What's
23:28happened to
23:28my
23:28canary?
23:31On the
23:32other hand...
23:33What's
23:34up,
23:34love?
23:35Listen to
23:35me,
23:35listen to
23:35me,
23:36if that
23:36thing's
23:36laid an
23:37egg,
23:37I'm
23:37going to
23:37kill
23:37you.
23:41Look!
23:43He seems
23:44all right
23:44to me,
23:45love.
23:45Yeah,
23:45there's
23:46nothing wrong
23:46with him.
23:47Yeah,
23:47look at him,
23:48he's hopping
23:48about all
23:48over the
23:49place like
23:49a good'un.
23:50Yeah,
23:50I know
23:50that,
23:51but when
23:51I woke
23:51up this
23:51morning,
23:52he was
23:52dead.
23:52I never
24:10did like
24:10that,
24:11Corrin.
24:12No,
24:13fancy
24:13chucking us
24:14out like
24:14that.
24:15Yeah.
24:16I mean,
24:16what did she
24:17expect?
24:18How many
24:18decorating firms
24:19does she know
24:20to give you
24:20a free
24:21canary
24:21with every
24:22job?
24:23I shouldn't
24:24imagine
24:24there's
24:24many,
24:25Del.
24:26No.
24:27And was
24:27she satisfied?
24:30Was she
24:30satisfied?
24:31No.
24:32Of course
24:32she wasn't.
24:33Imagine
24:34she just
24:34buried a
24:35thing this
24:35morning.
24:37She was
24:37too upset,
24:38weren't she?
24:38That's why
24:39she was
24:39waiting for
24:39Denzel to
24:40come home.
24:41She could
24:42have at
24:42least told
24:43us it
24:43was laying
24:43in state
24:44in the
24:44kitchen.
24:45She
24:46wasn't
24:46there,
24:46was she?
24:47That's
24:47why she
24:48left a
24:48note.
24:49Please
24:49do not
24:49go in
24:50the
24:50kitchen.
24:52Look,
24:52she ain't
24:52blaming us
24:53for the
24:53demise of
24:54Busby.
24:55I think
24:56what really
24:56got up
24:57her nose
24:57was when
24:58she went
24:58to make
24:58a cup
24:59of coffee
24:59and flooded
24:59the
25:00kitchen.
25:02She
25:03turned
25:03down my
25:04offer of
25:04a brand
25:04new kettle,
25:05didn't she?
25:06Didn't
25:06have a
25:07tenner
25:07on her.
25:09Could
25:09have paid
25:10on the
25:10weekly.
25:12You
25:12all
25:12right,
25:13Del?
25:14Hello,
25:14Brendan.
25:15Rodney?
25:17She
25:18reckoned he
25:18knows,
25:19Del,
25:19boy.
25:20No.
25:21Corin's
25:22not the
25:22sort to
25:23broadcast it.
25:24I
25:25taught
25:25I
25:25taught
25:26a
25:26poor
25:26Italian.
25:31Mouthy
25:32cow.
25:34I was
25:34talking to
25:35Italian
25:35Louis.
25:37He told me
25:37he sold you
25:38a flea-bitten
25:38canary for
25:3945 pounds.
25:4145 pounds.
25:48What did I
25:49say,
25:49Del?
25:50What did
25:50you say?
25:51Don't
25:51worry,
25:52Del.
25:53I've taken
25:53over the
25:54job at
25:54Denzel's
25:54flat,
25:55but it'll
25:55cost him
25:56a bit
25:56more.
25:57Now,
25:57you
25:57amateurs
25:57have been
25:58playing
25:58around
25:58with it.
26:01Do you
26:01know what,
26:02Rodney?
26:02That
26:03Brendan
26:03wasn't so
26:03big,
26:04I'd give
26:04him a
26:04right
26:04seeing
26:05to.
26:05Yeah,
26:05so would
26:06I.
26:06Well,
26:06you're as
26:07tall as
26:07he is,
26:08Rodney.
26:13Well,
26:14you can't
26:14hit a man
26:15of that
26:15age,
26:15can you?
26:17You all
26:18right,
26:18gents?
26:19How are
26:19you?
26:20Oh,
26:20you must
26:21be the
26:21new
26:22governor.
26:23That's
26:23right,
26:23Mike Fisher.
26:24Pleased
26:24to meet
26:25you.
26:25Hello,
26:25Mike.
26:26Del
26:26Trotter.
26:27People
26:28may have
26:28mentioned
26:28me.
26:29Yes,
26:30certainly,
26:31I'm a
26:32popular
26:33character
26:33around
26:33these
26:34bars.
26:34Mike,
26:35could you
26:35just
26:35tell
26:35me,
26:36is it
26:36true
26:36that the
26:37brewery
26:37is going
26:38to have
26:38this place
26:38decorated?
26:39Yeah,
26:39that's
26:39right,
26:39in the
26:40very
26:40near
26:40future.
26:42Is it
26:42also
26:42true
26:43that
26:43mouth
26:43almighty
26:44over
26:44there
26:44has
26:44got
26:44the
26:44contract?
26:45Well,
26:46let's
26:46just
26:46say
26:46he's
26:46favourite.
26:47His
26:47estimate's
26:48by far
26:48the
26:48lowest.
26:49How much
26:50is he
26:50doing it
26:50for?
26:51Oh,
26:51come
26:52on.
26:52It's
26:52confidential,
26:53isn't
26:53it?
26:54No,
26:55no,
26:55it's
26:55not,
26:55no,
26:55come on,
26:55Brendan
26:56and I,
26:56well,
26:56I mean,
26:56we're
26:57like
26:57that.
26:58I don't
26:58suppose it
26:59matters who
26:59knows,
26:59he's
27:00bragging
27:00about it
27:00himself,
27:01now he
27:01reckons he'll
27:02do it
27:02for a
27:02grand.
27:03Grand,
27:04eh?
27:04And who
27:05decides which
27:06estimate to
27:07accept?
27:08I do.
27:12Um,
27:13Michael,
27:14could I have
27:15a word in
27:15your show
27:16alike?
27:18Um,
27:19I might be
27:19able to offer
27:20you a much
27:21better deal,
27:21my son.
27:22I could get
27:23this pub
27:24decorated to
27:25exactly the
27:25same
27:25standard as
27:26Brendan and
27:27it would cost
27:28your brewery
27:29a mere
27:29£2,000.
27:32£2,000?
27:34That must be
27:35a tempting
27:35offer,
27:36eh,
27:36Roger?
27:38Well,
27:38he's a
27:39born businessman,
27:40isn't he?
27:41Hang about,
27:41hang about.
27:42Why should I
27:43turn down an
27:43offer of
27:44£1,000
27:44and accept
27:46one of
27:46£2,000?
27:47Because of
27:48all the
27:48advantages it
27:49has to offer,
27:50like my
27:50specialised
27:51profit-sharing
27:52scheme.
27:54Let me
27:54explain how
27:55it works.
27:57The £2,000
27:58would be
27:59dispersed
28:00thus.
28:02There would
28:02be £500
28:03for
28:04you,
28:05and £500
28:05for
28:06thee.
28:08What,
28:08you mean
28:09I'll get
28:09£500?
28:10Oh,
28:10yes.
28:11Yeah,
28:11and what
28:11happens to
28:12the £1,000
28:12that's left
28:12over?
28:13We give
28:14that to
28:14the Irishman
28:15and let
28:15him do
28:15the job.
28:16you've got
28:20a deal,
28:20Mr.
28:20Trotts,
28:21if you want
28:21to,
28:21Michael.
28:23Brendan,
28:23can I
28:24have a
28:24word?
28:25Who's a
28:26pretty boy
28:26then?
28:26you've got
28:34£400,000
28:34the £4,000
28:35long
28:36a
28:36£500,000
28:37I
28:37think about
28:37£400,000
28:38the Jobs
28:38the £4,000
28:38£500,000
28:39and
28:40£100,000
28:40£50,000
28:40don't
28:42ride in
28:43that
28:43£11,000
28:45£9.000
28:45£ bewusst
28:46hospital
28:46£7,000
28:46H&M
28:48£1000
28:49No income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee.
28:55Black or white, rich or broke, a wheel cut prices and a straw.
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