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Tv, Only Fools And Horses S04E01 - Happy Returns
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00:00Stick a pony in me pocket
00:05I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:12But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:23And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one that's driving me berserk
00:29Why do only fours and horses work a lot
00:33Hi, Debbie.
00:38Hello, Rodney.
00:42Hello, Rodney.
00:46Shut up where we are.
00:49Hello, darling.
00:51Been up to the hospital, love?
00:52Yeah, we've just come back from there now.
00:54How is he?
00:55Ah, moaning.
00:58Doctors have been trying to take his hat off
00:59But he wouldn't have none of it.
01:01Gave him an x-ray yesterday
01:03And they found out he got a pulled ligament in the wallet
01:05And a severe fraying of the trilby.
01:08Give him my love.
01:10He ain't up to nothing like that.
01:11This is awkward.
01:24Why is?
01:25Well, I wanted to buy one of my adult art magazines
01:29We've been serving.
01:36What?
01:36We've been seeing each other, sort of thing.
01:39But she might think I'm odd.
01:42She'll find out sometime.
01:46Get here for us, would you, Dill?
01:47Oh, all right, all right, Rodney.
01:51Ah, cheers, though.
01:52You're a fair one.
01:54Hm.
01:55Hey, our darling, look.
01:56It's Jane to my mark.
01:57Oh, give me one of your dirty magazines, darling, will you?
02:00Yeah, which one do you want?
02:02Which one do you want, Rodney?
02:08What one do you want, Rodney?
02:12I don't believe you sometimes.
02:15At least I'd had my Polaroid with me.
02:16Should have seen your face.
02:18You've embarrassed me.
02:20I've embarrassed you?
02:22Oh, it's all right for some bird to think I'm a pervo, though, isn't it?
02:25You ain't taking her out, are you?
02:28Don't know, I ain't made my mind up yet.
02:30Oh.
02:31Listen to him, will you?
02:37Oi, oi.
02:38Hey, what's your game, eh?
02:40My mum says she's gonna kill me.
02:42Well, she won't mean to, will she?
02:43You're running across the road like that.
02:45I know.
02:46Have you ever heard of the Green Cross Code?
02:49I'm gonna be killed in a minute.
02:51No, you're not.
02:52She's not gonna kill you.
02:53She said she was.
02:54Yeah, I know, but mum say lots of things they don't mean, don't they?
02:57Eh?
02:59Here, tell you what.
03:02Here, go and get yourself an ice cream.
03:04Let the pack is on the corner.
03:04Oh, thanks, mister.
03:06What about my brother?
03:07Eh?
03:07Who's he?
03:10It's your brother, is it?
03:14Is it?
03:15They're gonna go in one and all, ain't you?
03:17Oh, the time, mister.
03:17Hey, just a minute.
03:19What was your mum telling you off?
03:21I let down the tires on that motor.
03:26See, I'll kill you!
03:29Bloody hell, don't look at that.
03:31I'll kill you, yes.
03:37See little scattywags round here, ain't I?
03:39Oh, it's nothing to laugh at, Del.
03:41I mean, look at it.
03:42Oh, they're only kids, though, ain't they?
03:44I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a nipper.
03:47I remember, uh, me and Albie Littlewood,
03:49we lit a couple of tires down once.
03:51Should have seen the palaver it caused.
03:54Everyone had to get off the bus.
03:58That's what it takes.
04:00Still, I'll go round the garage and get the foot pump for you.
04:04Yeah, right.
04:06Oi!
04:07Hold on.
04:08What do you mean you'll get me the foot pump?
04:11You're off getting independent, aren't you?
04:14Alright.
04:16Go and get your own foot pump.
04:17You don't like it.
04:18Go and get your own foot pump.
04:48Go and get your own foot pump.
05:13Go and get your own foot pump.
05:13Hello, chet. What are you doing?
05:22Running away from home.
05:24Running away from home, are you?
05:27You ain't got very far, have you?
05:29My mum says I mustn't cross the road.
05:34Where's your brother?
05:40His dad said he has to go in.
05:43Well, I reckon that's the best place for you to go and all, don't you?
05:52She'll kill me.
05:54No, she won't.
05:57Listen, they were my tyres that you let down, weren't they?
06:00So I'll come home with you and I'll tell your mum that I asked you to let my tyres down
06:06because I wanted to see how long it would take my brother to pump them back up again.
06:11That's it, eh?
06:12Fine.
06:14Eh, good boy. See? You know it makes sense.
06:19Go on then.
06:22You'd better get in, because the bogeyman will be coming soon.
06:25I've seen the bogeyman.
06:29And they are.
06:30What does she look like?
06:31Got fun in all that.
06:33Where's pyjamas under his mack?
06:35It's not a bogeyman, that's my granddad.
06:40Right, come on in.
06:42Is this it? Is this your house?
06:43Yes.
06:43Is it?
06:44Right.
06:44Now, don't you worry.
06:46She'll be as sweet as a nut, I guarantee.
06:48Is it?
06:48Stay here.
06:49Where have you been?
06:53I was just about to call the police.
06:56Look at the state of you.
06:58Go and put your pyjamas on.
07:00I'll see to you in a minute.
07:02Does that go for me and all?
07:03You what?
07:04Del!
07:06Oh, I don't believe it.
07:08Julie.
07:09How are you going?
07:09Oh, I'm fine.
07:12Oh, great.
07:13Um, you don't still live on the estate, do you?
07:16Well, yeah, I would have waited, you know, Nelson Mandela House.
07:19Hey, wouldn't you move in here?
07:20I've been about six weeks back.
07:22Here, don't stand out there.
07:24People will think you're the tally man.
07:26Come in.
07:26Right.
07:28Here, hang about.
07:28What about the old man?
07:30Er, he's gone away for a bit.
07:31Oh, gone away for a bit.
07:32Anyone we know?
07:38He's sound-o already.
07:40Didn't even want a bedtime story tonight.
07:42Yeah.
07:42He's a little scallywag, isn't he, eh?
07:44Oh, he's a right handful.
07:46Do you know what he did today?
07:47No.
07:48He only let the tyres down on some crappy old three-go.
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:54I think he misses his dad.
07:56Yeah.
07:57I used to miss my dad.
07:58Till I learnt to punch straight.
08:01Get out, old man, get out.
08:02Oh, he's not in prison, Del.
08:04No, he works on an oil rig.
08:06Oh, I see.
08:07What do you expect getting back, then?
08:08About six months, if he keeps his nose clear.
08:13I'd have popped over and seen you.
08:15But I didn't think for one minute you'd still be living here.
08:18Do you remember what you used to say to me all those years ago?
08:22I can remember quite a lot of funny things I used to say to you.
08:25I don't mean that.
08:27You used to say, this time next year I'll be a millionaire.
08:31Did I?
08:32Yeah.
08:34What a wally.
08:35Oh, well, we were much younger then, weren't we?
08:40I mean, anything seemed possible in them days.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Yeah, how long ago was it that, you know, you and I, well, we stopped seeing each other?
08:47Oh, must be 19 years now.
08:5019?
08:5019 years?
08:52It is longer than that, in fact.
08:54We broke up in September 1965, just after Albie Littlewood's funeral.
09:00That's right.
09:02Yeah, that's right.
09:02Cool, we were a right little team up to them, weren't we?
09:04Cool, what, they're famous for.
09:06Yeah.
09:06You and me, Albie, and what was his girlfriend's name?
09:10It was, uh, Deidre.
09:11That's it, Deidre.
09:12Deidre.
09:13Yeah.
09:14You know, I often wonder what would have happened if he hadn't been coming over to see me that
09:18night.
09:19You know, if he hadn't taken a shortcut across the railway line.
09:24You know, if his bike hadn't accidentally fallen on the live rail.
09:27Oh, I mean, what's the point of talking about ifs?
09:31If me brother had been a bird, he would have been my sister, wouldn't he, eh?
09:36Oh, you are a kid brother.
09:38Rodney.
09:39How is he?
09:39Oh, he's all right, all right.
09:40He's just reached that awkward age, you know, he's a bit like a trifle.
09:43What, you know, mixed up?
09:45No, no, he's thick and fruity.
09:49Oh, what about your granddad?
09:51Oh, granddad, well, he's not too fit at the moment.
09:54He's laid up in thought, but I sometimes think, you know, given half the chance, he could
09:58be thick and fruity and all.
10:00I take it you never got married?
10:02Eh?
10:03Me?
10:04No, no, no, no.
10:05No, I just get engaged.
10:07Yeah, talking about that, you still got my engagement ring?
10:09Yeah.
10:10You don't want it back, do you?
10:12No, I was just, no, I was just, you know, I was just wondering, that was all.
10:16No, I was just wondering, like, because, you know, I could always, uh, whip over home
10:20and get me Sheena Eastern LP, if you like.
10:24There's not much point.
10:26I haven't got a record player.
10:29Oh.
10:29I'll have to keep me eye open for one for you, then, won't I, eh?
10:32Oh.
10:33You, uh, don't worry, you leave it to me, all right?
10:36Oh, dear.
10:36Oh, dear, Adele, help yourself to a drink.
10:45Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:47Thanks, Jeannie.
10:48Way.
10:51Oh, come in, love.
10:54It's all right, friend of my daughter's.
10:58Babes, it's for you.
11:00She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:03She'll wait Jason.
11:06She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:07She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:08She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:09She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:10She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:11She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:12She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:13She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:14She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:15She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:16She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:17She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:18She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:19She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:20She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:21She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:22She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:23She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:24She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:25She's got that bloody radio on again.
11:26LAUGHTER
11:30LAUGHTER
11:33LAUGHTER
11:54LAUGHTER
11:55You little plonker.
12:00What are you doing here?
12:01What am I doing? What are you doing here?
12:03Well, this is where Debbie lives, innit? That bird from the pub...
12:06Here. Here, you're not trying...
12:07No, I am not!
12:09Give it out. I'm a friend of her mum's.
12:11Yeah? When did you make her, then?
12:13It's 1964.
12:16What, you've only just come round to see her?
12:19No, I was engaged to her, soppy.
12:25What, another one?
12:27Stone me, though. You've been engaged more times on a switchboard, haven't you?
12:31Don't you start getting lippy.
12:34I don't know what you brought that round for, cos I ain't got a record player.
12:38It's all right, I ain't got a record.
12:40You are a saucy little dick.
12:43Oi, I got one of those at home on a sideboard.
12:47Yeah, all right, well, I'll get you another one tomorrow, won't I?
12:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:50She'll make you better, innit?
12:51Oh, Junie.
12:52Jun, look, you'll never guess who that is.
12:55That is little Rodney.
12:56You're kidding.
12:57No, I'm not, straight up.
12:58I don't believe it.
13:00The last time I saw you, you were about that high.
13:03How old was he, Del?
13:05Hmm, Del, about two and a half.
13:10Anyway, it's very nice to meet you again, Rodney.
13:14Ain't you?
13:15Mum.
13:18Oh, leave it out, Rodney.
13:20You're making me feel quite Tom and Dick, you really are.
13:23You can call me June.
13:25Oh, thank you.
13:26Debbie won't be a minute.
13:28She's just putting some clothes on.
13:30Oh, she needn't bother.
13:31What?
13:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
13:34I meant, you know, she needn't bother to put on anything special.
13:37Um, I was thinking actually, um, if you two wanted to go out and, uh, you know, chat about old times and all that, well, you know, I'm sure me and Debbie wouldn't mind babysitting.
13:49Uh, what do you think, Del?
13:52Oh, I don't tell you what I think, Junie.
13:56Come on, let's go out for a drink, shall we?
13:57Yeah.
14:00Hello, Rodney.
14:01Debs.
14:02You all right, darling?
14:03Oh, whatcha?
14:04Have you two met?
14:05Yeah.
14:06Yeah, came in the paper shop this morning for a dirty magazine.
14:08Oh.
14:10No, actually, listen.
14:11Uh, I was just saying, uh, you and me wouldn't mind babysitting if Del and your mum went out for a drink.
14:16Yeah, that suits me.
14:17I'll get my coat.
14:18Yeah, all right, darling.
14:20Hm.
14:22Here.
14:23Oi, I'd do that up if I was you.
14:24You'd get a cold on your chest.
14:26Oi, it's Debbie's house, she can do what she likes.
14:30You want a brandy, Debs?
14:32Brandy, eh?
14:33You're splashing out, isn't you?
14:34Yeah, well, of course, he's celebrating, isn't he?
14:37Celebrating what?
14:38Oh, hasn't he told you?
14:39He's just heard from the clinic he's gotten all clear.
14:51Well, there you go.
14:52Old times, eh?
14:53Old times.
14:54Jeez.
14:55Jeez.
14:57Hey, Junie, I hope you don't mind me asking, but there's always been something that's been bothering me.
15:00Look, if it's something from the past, let's leave it there.
15:04No, no, it's just I always wondered why it was that you left so suddenly like that without a letter or a word, nothing.
15:10Well, it's personal, Del. All over and done with now, right? Can't we talk about something happier?
15:17Yeah, of course. What are they putting your old man in prison for?
15:20You stole some watches.
15:23Oh, I see.
15:25Ain't still got them, have you?
15:28We're getting divorced when he comes out.
15:31The marriage never worked right from the start.
15:33Well, I don't know, it seemed to have lasted quite a while.
15:36Oh, no.
15:37We've only been married seven years.
15:39Seven years?
15:40Yeah.
15:41But no, Debbie, she must...
15:42Oh, sorry.
15:44It's not Debbie's father.
15:45No, no, sorry.
15:46I didn't mean, you know, I wasn't trying to...
15:47Here, it's her birthday next week.
15:49We're going to have a little party.
15:51Do you fancy coming?
15:52Yeah, no, I'll have some of that.
15:54Great.
15:55Here, I'll have to get that record player for you a bit lively, won't I?
15:57Oh, yes!
15:58Here, what do you want?
15:59Another one? Same again?
16:00Oh, I'll have another one.
16:01Yes.
16:02Okay, here we go.
16:03Here you are.
16:04Where are you, Maureen?
16:05Here you go, girl.
16:06Well, that's it.
16:07Here I'm Maureen.
16:08Same again, love.
16:09That's our Singapore sling and half the strongbow.
16:10Coming up.
16:12What are you up to, Mickey?
16:14I've just come from evening school.
16:16I'm learning Aikido.
16:18Really?
16:19Oh, go on then.
16:20Say something.
16:24Say something in Aikido.
16:26No, it's not a language, Del.
16:27It's a martial art.
16:29I had a fight with five blokes last night.
16:31What was it? A pillar fight?
16:32Look.
16:33Maybe that ain't got a mark on you, son.
16:35No.
16:36Well, that's because I wiped them all out with Aikido.
16:45Can you smell that?
16:47What is that?
16:48Sheep, is it?
16:49It's cows.
16:51No, no, I know what it is.
16:52It's bullshit.
16:56What are you trying to do with the truth, Del?
16:58Get out, Mickey.
16:59I can always tell when you're lying.
17:00Oh.
17:01Your lips move.
17:02Yeah, right.
17:03Where's that?
17:042.49.
17:05Right, kid.
17:06Cheers.
17:07Mm-hmm.
17:08Where's Rodney tonight?
17:09Rodney, he's round at that young Debbie's place.
17:11Oh, yeah?
17:12Mm-hmm.
17:13I don't know what he sees in her.
17:14I mean, she's just a kid, isn't she?
17:16She's 19 next week, Matthew.
17:17Yeah.
17:18What about your 19th birthday, Mickey?
17:19Yeah.
17:20What about it?
17:21Well, you're looking forward to it, are you?
17:2319?
17:2419?
17:25Just a minute.
17:26That Debbie, that young Debbie, she can't be 19.
17:27She's 19 next Wednesday, Del.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Now, tell you what, I've got an invitation to a 19th birthday party.
17:30No.
17:31That's impossible.
17:32What's the matter with you, Del?
17:33Nineteen and a half years ago, me and Debbie's mum were...
17:34Oh, my God.
17:35What are you talking about, Del?
17:36Eh?
17:37What are you talking about, Del?
17:38What are you talking about, Del?
17:39Eh?
17:40What are you talking about?
17:41No, no, no, no.
17:42Nothing.
17:43No, no, no, it's all right.
17:44No, it's all right.
17:45No, forget it.
17:46Just...
17:47No.
17:48Forget it.
17:49Junie.
17:52Junie.
18:01I know that I'm trying to...
18:03It's all evil.
18:04It's all evil.
18:05It's all evil.
18:07It's all evil.
18:08It's all evil.
18:09What are you trying to do?
18:10Junie, I know why you left so suddenly all them years ago.
18:14Oh, do you?
18:18Potpourri.
18:20Why didn't you tell me?
18:22I couldn't.
18:24I didn't know how you'd take the news.
18:29I'm just going to the bog.
18:35Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:38All right, little boy.
18:40No, I'm not.
18:40All right, Shriek.
18:42I don't know what I'm going to do.
18:43I just don't know what I'm going to do.
18:47Well, don't leave it to me.
18:49Come on, hurry up.
18:51We've got an emergency out here.
18:53No, no, not that, Shriek.
18:55Come here.
18:56Listen to me.
18:57Do you remember about 20 years ago, I was engaged to that bird, right?
19:01Well, June?
19:02Yeah, June.
19:02Yeah, I remember her.
19:03She's back on the estate now.
19:04That's right.
19:05Well, she's got a 19-year-old kid.
19:08Yeah, Debbie.
19:09Works in a paper shop.
19:10So what?
19:10So what?
19:12Me and Junie broke up about 19 and a half years ago, right?
19:15That means that she was expecting her at the time, which means Debbie is my kid.
19:23But she's a pretty girl.
19:24Of course she is.
19:28I mean, look.
19:29Look, that's a chill off the old block, isn't it, eh?
19:33Didn't June say nothing to you at the time?
19:35No, not a dicky bird.
19:37You sure, Del?
19:38Well, I would have remembered something like that, Shriek, wouldn't I?
19:41You sure she's your kid?
19:42Well, she's got to be.
19:44I mean, she's just got to be.
19:46Yeah, the little cow short-changed me the other day.
19:49Well, that is it, then, isn't it?
19:53You told the rest of the family?
19:54No, no.
19:55I've only just found out myself.
19:56God knows what Grandad and Rodney are going to say when they...
19:59Rodney.
20:01Rodney!
20:18Put her down, Rodney!
20:20You're back early, ain't she?
20:21Yes.
20:22Ain't we just, Dave?
20:24I'm going to bed, Del.
20:26No, listen, June, we've got to talk.
20:27Look, look, I knew this is how you behave.
20:30That's why I didn't tell you.
20:32I'll see you around sometime.
20:35No, listen, June.
20:36Maybe.
20:37Look, we've got to...
20:38You've made another lasting impression there, Nost.
20:44Rodney, come on, get up out of there.
20:46Come on, give Debbie some air, the poor girl can't breathe.
20:48Yeah, all right.
20:49You want another brandy, Deb?
20:51No, she don't.
20:52I'll make my own decisions, thank you.
20:54Yes, of course, of course.
20:56It's just that if you have too much to drink, you might make yourself sick.
20:59And you don't want to be ill for your party next week.
21:02It's Debbie's birthday next week, Rodney.
21:04Yeah?
21:05Thought it was mine, don't I?
21:08I'll get you a nice present, shall I?
21:11Dear?
21:13I'll get you a solid gold watch, eh?
21:16A couple of hundred quid at least.
21:17No rubbish.
21:19All right.
21:20What's your game, Del?
21:21I'm just feeling generous, that's all.
21:27Come on, Rodney, I'll give you a lift home, come on.
21:29Give me...
21:29Del, we only live 50 yards across the precinct.
21:32I know that, I know, but when I came back tonight,
21:35there was a load of muggers hanging about.
21:36Oh, yeah.
21:37Yeah.
21:40Yeah, well, perhaps I'd better go, Deb.
21:42It's got to be up early.
21:43All right, then.
21:45Good night.
21:46Good night.
21:48Good night.
21:48Good night.
21:48Good night.
21:51Pleasant dreams.
22:02Well, night, Debs.
22:04Good night.
22:05Come on, Rodney!
22:10Now, just what is your game, Del?
22:12All that, shall I buy you a nice gold watch, shall I, dear,
22:15and sweet dreams?
22:17I was just being friendly, that's all.
22:19You're trying to pull her, aren't you?
22:20I am not trying to pull her.
22:23What do you think I am, some kind of sicko or something?
22:25Well, you're trying to interfere between me and Debbie and Chuck.
22:28I am not trying to interfere, Rodney.
22:30Now, listen, Rodney, look, I just, I don't think that you two are right for each other.
22:35It's got nothing to do with you.
22:37Me and Debbie think we're right for each other.
22:40Matter of fact, we're thinking of getting engaged.
22:43You're what?
22:46You can't get engaged to her, Rodney.
22:49Now, what I, what I mean is, what I mean is, you're too young.
22:53I'm 24, Del.
22:55By the time you was my age, you've been engaged to every bird this side of the water.
23:02No, you're just jealous, isn't you?
23:03You can't stand the thought that I might end up with a nice little wife.
23:09You're going to end up with a nice little stretch if you ain't careful.
23:12Rodney, you mustn't get engaged to her.
23:16You'll give me one good reason why I mustn't.
23:19Because she's my daughter.
23:27That's why.
23:35Debbie, it's your daughter.
23:37Yeah.
23:40No, it's not real.
23:42No, it's not happening to me.
23:43I'll tell you what, I'm in the middle of a bad trip and I'm going to wake up in a minute.
23:47I've worked it out on the calculator, Rodney.
23:51Me and Junie broke up 19 and a half years ago.
23:54It's Debbie's 19th birthday next week.
23:57You're the one with the GCE in maths.
23:59You work it out yourself.
24:01Well, mine, she probably met someone after you.
24:05No, she was born a couple of months after.
24:07Well, then she was premature.
24:09Premature?
24:09She'd have to have been bloody instant, Rodney.
24:12Well, she's a pretty girl.
24:19You know that.
24:22I can see mum in her.
24:26Come on.
24:28Cheer up, Rodney.
24:30Cheer up?
24:31Del, I've just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me and it turns
24:38out to be my bloody niece.
24:40All right, Rodney.
24:46Come on.
24:48That's why I had to tell you, you see.
24:51Because this sort of thing, it ain't allowed.
24:55It's, well, it's incense.
24:57Say you had got married to me, eh?
25:07You could have seen what sort of confusion that would have led to.
25:10I would have been your father-in-law.
25:13Bloody hell.
25:14Mother-in-law would have been your aunt.
25:17Wife would have been your second cousin.
25:19Lord knows what.
25:21That would have made grandad the fairy godmother, I suppose.
25:26Del, are you absolutely certain of this?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Well, certain as I'll ever be.
25:33Just think, eh, Rodney?
25:35Young Debbie has grown up all these years and she never knew that I...
25:40I was her daddy.
25:45Think I ought to tell her?
25:47Eh?
25:48No.
25:49No, that could come as a great disappoint...
25:51Er, great...
25:52Well, perhaps you're right.
25:56You do something for me, Del.
25:57Yeah, sure.
25:59You go and see June, right?
26:01You go and see her and you find out if it's definite.
26:05Definitely definite.
26:07Yeah.
26:08Tomorrow.
26:09Definite.
26:10Promise.
26:11Yeah.
26:14Well, I'm going to bed.
26:19I bet I'll have a nightmare.
26:23I bet I'll have a nightmare where me wife keeps calling me Uncle Rodney, I...
26:27All right, Del.
26:31You've got five minutes.
26:33Say what you have to say and then go.
26:35Is Debbie in?
26:36No, she...
26:37She's gone over her aunties.
26:39Look, if you've come here to dig up the past again, you can forget it.
26:43Come on, Junie, there are things that have got to be discussed.
26:45What sort of things?
26:47Look, Junie, I know.
26:49So you said last night.
26:51Well, then are you going to tell her or shall I?
26:53Tell her what?
26:54Oh, come on, Junie, don't play the innocent with me.
26:57Tell her that I am her father.
27:02You're her...
27:04Oh, Del.
27:07Oh, when you said you knew, I thought you really knew.
27:14Debbie's not your kid.
27:18She is.
27:21Now, come on, look, she was born six months after we broke up.
27:26She's got to be.
27:27I mean, look, if I'm not her father, then who is?
27:32Albie Littlewood.
27:38Albie Littlewood?
27:41Albie Littlewood.
27:43My bestest friend in all the world.
27:50Greatest power a bloke could have.
27:54And all the time he was doinking my bed.
27:59That's why I left.
28:03How could he do it to me?
28:04We was blood brothers.
28:06We were just kids.
28:08We were just playing games.
28:10That night he died on the railway lines.
28:15He wasn't coming to meet you in the pub.
28:18He was coming to meet me.
28:20For nigh on 20 years, I've carried that guilt around with me.
28:25It's hung round my neck like some great two-ton medallion.
28:29Well, now you're free of it, aren't you?
28:33Albie didn't take the shortcut for you.
28:36That's not the reason why I was feeling guilty.
28:38Cos if he had made it across the railway lines that night, he wouldn't have met me in the pub.
28:44I wasn't in the pub.
28:46I was round at his bird, Deidre's place.
28:50You were with Deidre?
28:53It's all right, June.
28:55We were only playing games.
28:57We were only playing games.
29:00Well, you dirty little toerang.
29:02Oh, right.
29:03Hello, Mum.
29:04Hello, love.
29:05Oh, I brought Mickey back.
29:07We're going to my room to listen to the radio.
29:09Good evening, young Michael.
29:11All right?
29:14What you do?
29:15I just met Debbie walking across the estate, so I thought I'd better make sure she got home safely.
29:19Oh, yeah.
29:20So you thought you'd escort a young lady back to her bedroom, eh?
29:24More just for you.
29:25You know.
29:26Yeah, I know, Mickey.
29:30I know only too well, my son.
29:32Good night to you all.
29:34Oh, Mickey.
29:35Make sure you don't take the shortcut across the railway line.
29:38LAUGHTER
29:39No income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee.
30:06Black or white, rich or broke, but we'll cut prices at a straw.
30:15God bless Hooky Street.
30:18Viva Hooky Street.
30:21Long live Hooky Street.
30:24Same and defeat, Hooky Street.
30:27Magnifique Hooky Street.
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