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Tv, Only Fools And Horses S04E07 - As One Door Closes.
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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:05I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:12But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:23And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one which drives me berserk
00:29Why do only fools and horses work
00:33La-la-la-la
00:34La-la-la-la-la
00:36La-la-la-la-la
00:38La-la-la-la-la
00:40La-la-la-la-la
00:41La-la-la-la-la-la
00:43Well?
00:461,992
00:48That's what it come to last time
00:50Yeah, I know
00:51And that's what it'll come to this time
00:53And the time after that and all
00:54Two grand? Where are we going to get two grand from?
00:57Look, try it again, Rodney
00:59And this time, see if you can get it lower
01:00How can I get it lower?
01:03Look, 12 times 166 equals 1,992
01:09Use this calculator
01:12It's still going to work out the same day
01:16I could do it on this calculator, that calculator
01:18I could do it on me fingers and toes
01:20I could do it on beads
01:21But it's still going to come to 1,992, innit?
01:25What bloody hell you turned out to be, Rodney
01:27Keep the noise down, Willie
01:30I can hardly hear this
01:31Well, shout out, you saucy old git
01:32You couldn't understand it, could you?
01:36It's an Indian
01:36In 1959, I was in Bombay
01:39You carry on much longer
01:41But tomorrow afternoon
01:42You could be in traction
01:43But I like this kind of music
01:46Right?
01:47Oh, yeah, look at that, Rodney
01:50It's one of his favourites, that is
01:51That's that good old-fashioned sing-along number
01:54Knees up, Mother Patel
01:55Listen
01:58We're over there
02:00Trying to devise a scheme
02:01That is going to make us into millionaires
02:03And all you can do
02:03Is sit here and watch
02:04Bleeding Indian Banjos
02:07Why don't you just stick a George Harris
02:09Nill pee on your Walkman or something?
02:11You two are going to be millionaires
02:12And the Titanic was unsinkable
02:14Oi, you
02:15There's a fortune to be made out of this deal
02:17Yeah?
02:19What is this deal, then?
02:23Lowry Thors
02:24So, what about them?
02:32Well, what about them?
02:33I'll tell you what about them
02:34There's a certain painter and decorator
02:36What gets down a nag's head
02:37And his name is Brendan O'Shaughnessy
02:40He's Irish
02:41That is correct, Monty
02:43Now, this Brendan O'Shaughnessy
02:44Has just got a contract
02:45To decorate and fit out
02:47A new housing estate over at Nunnette
02:49And what has the architect deemed
02:52Shall be fitted to all wardrobe
02:54None other than
02:55Lowry Thors
02:57One hundred and sixty-six
03:00To be precise
03:01Well, you've got one of them
03:02That's a start, innit?
03:03You sarky old Bart
03:05What do you want to do, can't he, eh?
03:06That's just a sample, innit?
03:08You see, Dale's mate, Teddy Cummings, right
03:10He manages a joinery works
03:11And he can let us have hundreds of them doors
03:13Do it cheap
03:14And there's 200% profit on each one
03:16That's right
03:17It's like printing money
03:18And the cherry on the cake is
03:19That this building firm
03:21Is putting up houses all over the shop
03:22So it's a sort of long-term, ongoing situation
03:25So where's the problem?
03:27Well, Teddy Cummings
03:28Will only sell them doors in bulk
03:30Yeah, if we don't get two grand
03:31By tomorrow afternoon
03:32The deal's off
03:33Well, can't you borrow the money?
03:35Ah, we tried all that, haven't we?
03:36We've been everywhere
03:37The bank that likes to say yes
03:39Said
03:39On your bike
03:40The black horse gave us a load of old pony, didn't I?
03:47Even the listening bank cocked a deafen
03:48Dale, you must probably think this is stupid
03:51What is?
03:53Well, it's a long shot
03:54I'm here to tell you
03:54It's a real long shot
03:55Oh, no, I like long shots
03:57You know me, Rodney
03:58He who dares wins
03:59What is it?
04:00Yeah, all right
04:01Oh, yeah
04:01Yeah, here you are
04:04I was reading this colour supplement yesterday
04:07Yeah
04:07There was an article in it
04:09That really caught my interest
04:10Yeah, yeah
04:11It was about a butterfly
04:13Butterfly?
04:21Yeah
04:21Not an ordinary butterfly, though
04:24Oh
04:25No, this one's a bit of a rarity
04:28It's virtually unheard of in this country
04:30Oh, well, that's interesting, isn't it?
04:33I think its name was, uh, Jamaican swallowtail
04:37Oh, well, it don't mean a lot to me, Rodney, that name
04:40No, here it is, look
04:41Its scientifical name is Papilio humerus
04:45Oh, now, that does ring a bell
04:47Yeah
04:47I don't believe what he's doing to me
04:50Here I am on the verge of losing the biggest deal of my life
04:53And this plonker here wants to give me a lecture about poxy butterflies
04:56You don't understand, do you?
04:59It's an endangered species
05:01Yeah, I know
05:02You'll be an endangered species
05:03You carry on much longer, Rodney
05:04Look, some of these things have been seen in southern England
05:08One of them was spotted in Greenwich Park
05:11You want to whip him down the quacks a bit lively?
05:14The boy's flipped his lid
05:15Listen, Malfi
05:17There's this private interminal
05:18Interm...
05:20Well, there's this private butterfly collector, right?
05:24And he was willing to pay £3,000 reward for one of these butterflies
05:28£3,000?
05:30Yeah, and Greenwich Park is only up the road, innit?
05:34Do you mean you want us to go around chasing butterflies?
05:39Yeah
05:39You know what?
05:41I think you're right, Rodney
05:42Yeah?
05:43Yeah
05:43It is stupid
05:45I thought it was a long shot, didn't I?
05:49Benny, I can just see us three now
05:51Running up and down Peckamire Road
05:52We'll be trying to catch Mars bar wrappers
05:55Hey, come on, look at the time
05:59Hey, come on
06:00Get this stuff out of here
06:01We've got to go and see if we can do a bit
06:02Ask yourselves this
06:04Ask yourselves this
06:05How much do you spend on hairdressing, innit?
06:07It's got to be six or seven quid these days, innit?
06:09Now, you work that out over a year
06:11And it comes to a national debt, right?
06:13But for just £1.50
06:15You can invest in one of these super deluxe trimming cones
06:18I mean, you can save yourself a fortune
06:20In the comfort of your own front room
06:22Could you just come round a bit close?
06:24Come closer, because at these prices
06:25I can't afford to deliver
06:26Hey, but is it sharp enough, mate?
06:28Is it sharp?
06:29Is it sharp?
06:32Is it sharp enough for you?
06:34It gets £1.50 and you can save yourself a fortune
06:38This is a better bet than bigger on a favourite
06:40Now, listen to me
06:41These come recommended, you know
06:43By the world's leading hairstylist
06:45Vital Sassoon
06:46Teasy Weasy
06:47Mick the Barber
06:48Mick the Miller
06:48Mickey Mouse
06:50Sweeney Todd
06:51Why do I bother?
06:54It's been one of them days
06:58Come on, Rodney
07:01Pack up the suitcase
07:02We'll go down an egg zebra
07:03A couple of swift halves
07:04£2,000 by tomorrow
07:07There's much chance
07:08Of winning Miss World
07:09Hey, Danjo
07:13Hey, hey, hey
07:16Hellboy
07:17Hey, hey
07:18Rodney
07:19Don't ask, don't ask
07:24If they made it into a film
07:25It would be a bigger tearjerker than Love Story
07:27Mad as that?
07:29Yeah
07:29I'd go into the details
07:31Only I don't want to see grown men cry
07:33Listen
07:34You want to hear a sob story
07:35I will tell you a sob story
07:37I have just found out that my wife has been lying to me
07:40No
07:41Yeah
07:42Every morning she says she's going to leave me
07:44And when I come home at night she's still there
07:46Look at you
07:51I can't stop
07:54I've got to get down to the job centre
07:55Yeah, alright
07:56Down to the job centre, eh?
07:57Got yourself into a growth industry at last
07:59Yeah, well
08:00The wages are lousy
08:01But the hours suit me fine
08:02See you then, Joe
08:03See you then
08:04See you around
08:05See you then, Joe
08:06You might love to Corrin
08:08This is what I want to care
08:11Oh, well, come on, let's go
08:14Oi
08:19I heard he took three coppers to arrest Denzel the other night
08:24Yeah, that's right
08:25One to put the handcuffs on and two to carry the radio
08:28We've all heard it, haven't we?
08:31Come on, let's go
08:32Hey, hold up
08:36What did Denzel get the sack for?
08:38Oh, he didn't
08:39He was made redundant
08:40Hold on
08:43If he was made redundant
08:44That means he's got redundancy money
08:47Yeah, I suppose so
08:49Denzel!
08:51Denzel!
08:52You're not having any!
08:56Breathe!
08:57Denzel!
08:59Ow!
09:00Denzel!
09:00Denzel!
09:02Denzel!
09:06Still not having any!
09:09Hey, hey, Denzel!
09:11I'm gonna make you rich, Denzel!
09:13Put me down
09:14Please, don't make me rich
09:20Denzel, don't be a plonker all your life
09:22I'm gonna live forever
09:31All right, Hank, all right?
09:34Have a good day?
09:34I'm busy doing the housework, Del
09:36I made all the beds except yours and Rodney's
09:39Oh, that's all right
09:40Well, sit yourself down, Paul
09:41You don't want to knock your old pipe out, do you?
09:42Oh, that's my trouble
09:43I never know when to stop
09:45Yes, this is true, this is very true
09:47You're in a better mood than you were this morning
09:51Yeah, well, I've got every reason to be, haven't I?
09:53I've clinched the Lowry door deal
09:55Never!
09:56Yeah, it's true
09:56I've picked him up, paid for him
09:58And Rodney, at this moment in time, is stacking him in the garage
10:00All I've got to do now is phone Brendan
10:02And he'll come round and pick him up
10:04And then we shall be rich!
10:06Where'd you get the money to pay for him?
10:07Well, do you remember my pal Denzel?
10:10Called in here a couple of weeks ago
10:11Yeah
10:11He was black
10:13Yeah
10:14Well, he still is
10:15Anyway, did you hear that he had £2,000 in redundancy money?
10:20Yeah
10:20Yeah
10:21Well, he ain't now
10:22Oh, come off it, deal
10:24You didn't take the fella's redundancy money
10:26Well, yeah, yeah
10:27I mean, he insisted
10:28I have never seen anything like it
10:31He did Denzel up like a kipper
10:34Yeah, well, look
10:36Tell him when he comes in
10:37That I've got all the Lowry doors
10:39And they're in the garage
10:40And he can come pick them up any time he wants
10:42Yeah
10:43He chased him, he did
10:44A mile and a half through Deptford
10:46Denzel was 300 yards from his front door
10:49And he put in a kick
10:50I tell you, Seb Coe ain't even in a picture
10:53When he's got the smell of money in his nostrils
10:55OK, then, Bridie
10:57Look, don't you forget to tell him now, will you?
10:59He forced lager down his throat
11:01Then he frog-matched him to the bank
11:02Do you know, Denzel was crying
11:04When he handed that money over
11:05Listen to me, dopey
11:08Listen, all right
11:09Denzel gives me £2,000 today
11:12I give him £3,000 tomorrow
11:15Now, that means he gets £1,000 profit in 24 hours
11:18Now, he ain't gonna get that out of Bradford and Bingley, is he, eh?
11:21Denzel knows it makes sense
11:23What about his missus?
11:24She's a bit of a dragon, isn't she?
11:26Well, let's just say
11:27I wouldn't like to be in Denzel's shoes when Corrine finds out
11:29Nah, she'll be all right
11:30She'll be as sweet as a nut
11:32Denzel bought her a little present
11:34Oh, yeah
11:34Do it yourself, eh, can't you, Kate?
11:39No, she's gonna treasure that
11:40You mark my word
11:41Now, listen, gentlemen
11:42Listen to me
11:43Because this evening
11:44I am taking you down a Nags Head public house
11:47Where we are gonna hold
11:48One of them things that Rodney couldn't organise in a brewery
11:52After that
11:53After that, we're going to the star of Bengal
11:55For a ruby
11:57So, get that down your neck, Rodney
11:58Jim
12:00My hair's falling out
12:12My hair's falling out in great chunks
12:17I'm going bald
12:20Derek, I'm 24 years old
12:24And I'm going bald
12:25That's supposed to be a sign of something
12:29Yeah, it's a sign that I'm going bald
12:31Listen, you tarts
12:34Come here, let me have a look
12:35Come on, let me see
12:37What do you reckon?
12:40Well, let me put it this way, Rodney
12:41If your head was a tie
12:43You'd fail the M.O.T.
12:46Do you hell, I'm going bald
12:47It might not be that, Rodney
12:49You might have a touch of alopecia
12:50I never thought of that, honk
12:54And there's me fretting, eh?
12:57My head's going to look like a bloody egg
12:59Do you think you should show up with a wig, son?
13:02Oh, yeah, I'm going to look really cool
13:04And I'm trying to pull a bird with a Davy Crockett out of me
13:07No, I'll answer that
13:13It could be the phone
13:14Hello?
13:17Oh, Brendan
13:17How are you, pal?
13:19Ah, so you got the message, then?
13:21Eh?
13:22What do you mean you've been trying to phone me all day?
13:26Eh?
13:27Well, what's wrong?
13:30Well, why don't you torture him, then?
13:31You know, go and persuade him
13:33No, what's wrong?
13:34It's the architect, he's changed his mind
13:36He wants Victorian panel doors, now
13:38Brendan, listen, listen, listen, Brendan
13:41You know, go and, you know, give him a few quid, eh?
13:44You know, bung him, eh?
13:45Eh?
13:46Well, beat him up, then
13:47Well, I'll come down and beat him up for you, if you like
13:51Brendan, look, I've got 166 Lowry doors in my garage
13:56Hey, all my capital is tied up in them
13:59Well, I know we didn't sign a contract
14:01But what am I supposed to do with them?
14:05And yours
14:06Yeah, I'll get you for this, Brendan
14:09You just see if I've done
14:10Damn!
14:12Oh, dear
14:13Damn
14:14There they go
14:16Look at all that
14:16I knew everything was going too smoothly
14:18All that money
14:19Can't you take them back to the warehouse
14:21And swap them for panel doors?
14:23Oh, take them back to the warehouse
14:25Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha
14:27Yeah, why don't we just take them back and swap them?
14:34We can't take them back, can we, eh?
14:37We were well lucky to get them out without being caught
14:39They were hooky?
14:44Oh, great, Derek
14:46Cosmic
14:47They were hooky, Louvery doors, were they?
14:50Well, you didn't mention that small fact to me, did you?
14:52Well, weren't you just a teeny-weeny bit suspicious
14:55The way we collected them doors?
14:56Instead of driving into the warehouse
14:58And sort of loading up
14:59Tommy Cummings was chucking them out of the first floor window, wasn't he, eh?
15:03Bill
15:04What?
15:04You know that Denzel fella?
15:06Yeah
15:06Has he got any brothers?
15:08Yeah, five, why?
15:10No, I think it's just this
15:11Five West Indian blokes just got out of a rover
15:13It's them!
15:22That is them, it's Denzel's brothers!
15:24Look at the size of them!
15:26What are you going to do, Del?
15:28Well, I'm not going to stay here
15:29We'll just stay here
15:30We'll stay here
15:31And if they want to cut up rough
15:32We'll exchange punches, you know
15:34Like man-to-man
15:35You're not including me in that, are you?
15:39Derek, look at the size of them!
15:41They look even bigger when you get up here, Rodney
15:43Yeah, well, it's all right
15:44Don't worry, don't worry
15:45Listen, I'm going to explain
15:46I'm going to
15:46What we're going to do
15:47We'll, what we
15:48I'll tell you
15:49We're going to run for it!
15:50Come on!
15:50Let's get out of here!
15:51Quick!
15:58What's he brought us here for?
15:59God, no
16:00I don't like these places
16:02They make me feel queasy
16:04Sorry, what's up with you two?
16:06No, it's nothing
16:06It's just hell, but he don't feel too well
16:08How bad is he?
16:10I mean, is it worth our while taking him home?
16:12Oh, I ain't that bad, Del
16:13Oh, good
16:14Well, you just sit back and enjoy yourself then
16:16Enjoy ourselves?
16:18Del, we are £2,000 in debt
16:21We have a garage load of hooky doors
16:23And a mob of irate Rastafarians after our blood
16:27So what are we doing hanging around Mum's monument?
16:30Because I always come here in times of trouble, Rodney
16:33Just come here and stand here and tell Mum my problems
16:37And somehow she always seems to provide an answer
16:41She's never let me down yet
16:42I mean, you take that time when you was done for the possession of cannabis
16:45I just came here and I told Mum that her little baby was in trouble with the law
16:53And it was almost as if I could hear her voice saying to me
16:57Bribe the old bill, Del
17:00And what happened?
17:03When the case came to court, the police could provide no evidence
17:06You told me you got a £250 fine and a suspended sentence
17:11Yeah
17:12Well, three days before the trial
17:14This plon completely guilty by post
17:16Mum wasn't to know that, was she?
17:21Now, don't worry
17:22She'll come up with a solution to our financial plight
17:25Come on, sit yourself down
17:27Just relax, Rodders
17:31Look around, Rodney
17:39Just think
17:41One day all us trotters will be here
17:44Well, I don't know about you
17:48It's all right, Del
17:50I'm with a co-op
17:51Yeah, back in the 60s, I bought us all the plop
17:56You know, I thought, well, land was going to be a good investment, wasn't it, eh?
17:59Can't go wrong, Del
18:01Can you, Mum?
18:02See, I'll be over there next to Mum
18:04And Grandad, well, he's already here over in the gardens of external peace
18:12Oh, yeah, you, er, see, look
18:20See right over there
18:21Right over the back there
18:22Look
18:23Yeah
18:24Yeah
18:24See that
18:25Can you see the big pile of stinging nettles?
18:28Yeah
18:29Under the stinging nettles?
18:34Am I going to be buried under a pile of stinging nettles?
18:37Am I going to bother you, Rodney, is it?
18:38Because you're going to be brown bread
18:40That is when his family come to pay their respect
18:43Yeah, well, I have no family, will he?
18:45Because I'll be over there next to Mum
18:46And you'll be picking up your divvies
18:48You could be married by then
18:50How is his widow going to tend his grave
18:53When it's covered in stinging nettles?
18:54Well, she'll have to buy herself a decent pair of gardening gloves, won't she?
19:00Think of it, I've got a beautiful pair of gardening gloves in the garage
19:03They retail at £4.75 normally
19:06You can have them for a knicker
19:08I don't want any gardening gloves
19:11It's charming, that, isn't it?
19:14Charming
19:15Never a fork for the poor old missus
19:17There she'll be all
19:18Swelling and blotches all over her hands
19:20A poor little mare
19:21God, I don't believe this conversation
19:23He's taken
19:24In 35 seconds, you two have married me
19:29Buried me
19:30And giving me widow skin trouble
19:32Not if I can help it, Uncle
19:38I like looking into the future
19:40I find it very reassuring to know
19:43That whatever happens down here
19:45In this mortal curl
19:46That one day we'll all be together
19:49Up there in Heaven
19:50Forever and ever
19:52Amen
19:52Do you believe in all that Heaven and what have you?
19:55Oh, it's true
19:56I read it in a book
19:58Del
20:00Yeah
20:02Just think, Rodney
20:04When you come through them pearly gates
20:06All like clouds and things
20:09The first face that you will see
20:11Will be mine
20:12Yeah, that's cosmic
20:14Del
20:15Your mum will be there as well
20:17Oh, yeah
20:18Mum will be there
20:19Because she'll be wanting to see Rodney
20:22Her little wonder baby
20:23She always used to call him that, you know
20:25Because she wondered how the hell he happened
20:27Derek
20:30I suppose your dad might be up there as well, eh?
20:33Oh, I hope so
20:34I do hope so, Uncle
20:36Can't wait to get my hands on that old git
20:38To give him such a whack with my arp
20:40He won't know whether it's Good Friday or Bombard
20:42Del, will you stop rabbiting for one minute and come over here?
20:48Oh, good
20:49Bennett
20:50What's the matter with you now?
20:53Eh?
20:53Look over there
20:54Where?
20:57Just by them flowers
20:58It's like that butterfly thing from Rodney's magazine
21:02Yeah
21:02It's because it is
21:03That butterfly thing from my magazine
21:06Don't leave it out to you, Wally
21:08What?
21:08That thing over there is worth £3,000?
21:10Yeah
21:10Never
21:11Hmm?
21:13What?
21:17It is
21:18It is that and all
21:20If we could
21:23We could capture that
21:24All our problems would be over
21:26I told you to, didn't I?
21:28Didn't I tell you too
21:29That Mum would come up trumps?
21:31Yeah, let's get in
21:32Shh, no, no
21:32Be careful
21:33Take your time
21:33Take your time
21:34We've got to do this
21:36The way the professionals are doing
21:38What do you mean?
21:39We've got to jump over things
21:40And skid around the van?
21:45I don't mean Bodhi and Bleed and Doyle
21:47You stupid old git
21:48Professional butterfly catchers
21:52Albert
21:54Yes, dear
21:55Yes, you're right
21:56Derek
22:02What?
22:03With some respect
22:04What?
22:05With some respect
22:05What?
22:06Oh?
22:06Sorry
22:07Sorry
22:08It's gone quick, Rodney
22:23Get after it
22:24Go on
22:24Quick
22:26Where's it go?
22:29Left
22:29No, left
22:30Where is it?
22:32No, there
22:33There
22:33No
22:34No
22:35No
22:36No
22:37Careful, Del
22:49Careful, Del
22:50Take it nice and easy
22:53Yes, yes
22:56Thank you, Rodney
22:57Because you could slip and kill yourself
23:08As easy as anything
23:09I know
23:13I know
23:13No, no
23:13I know
23:14I know
23:15I know
23:18I know
23:27I know
23:30I know
23:30Ah!
23:31Oh, no!
23:32Don't do it!
23:33Don't do it!
23:34Hang on!
23:39Oh, come on, Den!
23:40He's getting away!
23:45Things I'd do for money.
23:47Where is he?
24:00He's out there on that lily page.
24:02Eh?
24:05Oh!
24:09Well, we can't leave him out here, can we?
24:11Well, what do you want to do, then?
24:12Phone the Coast Guards?
24:14I don't want to be the bloody great Pike can come up and have him for his supper.
24:18No one of us is going to have to go and get him.
24:21Go on, Rodney, I'll hold your shoes.
24:23Eh?
24:24I ain't going in there.
24:25This is no time for second thoughts.
24:28Look, that is not a butterfly out here.
24:31That is Denzel's money.
24:33So how come I've got to go in and get it?
24:36Because I'm not a very good swimmer.
24:38Nor am I.
24:40I know, but you're taller than me, ain't you?
24:42Take you longer to drown.
24:44It's only shallow.
24:45How shallow?
24:46Well, I don't know, do I?
24:48Get in and see.
25:01What's Rodney doing?
25:02I don't know.
25:03The backstroke, I think.
25:05It's our free ground, you see.
25:06Look, it's out there on that lily pad.
25:07Well, I begged him not to go in.
25:08It's pretty you weren't here.
25:09This is right up your street there, isn't it?
25:10I can't swim, Del.
25:11You used to be a sailor.
25:12Don't mean a thing.
25:13Nelson couldn't swim.
25:14Of course he couldn't.
25:15He'd only got one bloody arm.
25:16He'd only got going round in circles, wouldn't he?
25:17Hey, old Rodney.
25:18See?
25:19Not as bad as you thought, is it?
25:20You pushed me.
25:21I did not.
25:22I did not push her.
25:23I just gave you a little bit of encouragement.
25:25Anyway, come on Rodney, you're in now.
25:26You're getting out now, no!
25:27另外, you're getting out, mate, oh!
25:28No, no, no.
25:29Just a minute.
25:30Just a minute!
25:31Look, not 10 yards
25:46from you...
25:47...is one of the rarest most gallons of Harry Otterricksome.
25:50right, is one of the rarest, most beautifulest
25:54of God's little tiny creatures.
25:56And then Wally's in that magazine of yours,
25:58he's going to give us three grand for it.
26:00But I don't care, Eric, I'm still getting out.
26:02Listen, no, listen, listen.
26:03We give Denzel back his two grand
26:05and there's a grand in it for ourselves.
26:07I thought you said you'd give Denzel three grand.
26:11It's funny, that, because Denzel thought I said that and all.
26:14I don't know, brothers.
26:15Everyone's a winner, don't I?
26:17Would you say?
26:20Nice and gently, Wudby.
26:25Shut up.
26:28Easy now.
26:30Don't splash.
26:33Go slowly, don't disturb it.
26:38And there you go.
26:43Got it.
26:45Good boy.
26:46Good boy, come on.
26:50I bet I'll get a cold next week now.
26:53Oh, shut up, you tar.
26:56There's water and make my hair go frizzy.
26:58Don't worry, the alopecia will soon cure that.
27:03Oh, careful.
27:04Rodney, just remember,
27:06if you're getting the difficulties,
27:08save the butterfly.
27:10Right?
27:11Stuff the butterfly.
27:12Hey, stop that.
27:15There are very few of them things left in the world.
27:17There are millions of you.
27:19Nice and easy, Rodney.
27:21Almost there.
27:27Oh, careful.
27:28Got it, got it.
27:33Is he all right, Del?
27:34Yeah.
27:34He's a bit wet, but he'll survive.
27:37The old sun will soon dry you out, won't he?
27:44Then I'm going to take you down to the nice man
27:47who's going to give your Uncle Deliwelly
27:50three lovely grand.
27:55Denzel, I've got your money.
27:57Great.
27:58See you down the pub later.
27:59What's that mess in your hands?
28:16That used to be a butterfly, Rodney.
28:21A butterfly?
28:23It didn't.
28:26Not one dental.
28:27Well, what a plonker.
28:35So what do we do now?
28:46Well, ladies and gentlemen,
28:47how would you like to become the proud owners
28:49of a set of lovely dogs?
28:50No income tax, no VAT.
29:14No money back, no guarantee.
29:18Black or white, rich or bro.
29:21We'll cut prices and a straw.
29:26God bless, Hooky Street.
29:29Viva, Hooky Street.
29:31Long live, Hooky Street.
29:34Same and defeat, Hooky Street.
29:38Magnifique, Hooky Street.
29:41Hooky Street.
29:44Hooky Street.
29:46Hooky Street.
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