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Larry y Jennifer no fijan una fecha para su boda porque ambos temen que no dure. Balki se ofrece a ayudarles haciéndoles la prueba matrimonial de Mypos, que demostrará si realmente están destinados a estar juntos o no.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:59Distant Cousins
02:29What are you talking about?
02:33I'll give you a hint.
02:34Six phases of the moon have passed since you and Jennifer got engaged.
02:37So, according to Miposian tradition, tonight you must set the wedding date.
02:44Well, well, Jennifer and I hadn't thought about setting a wedding date yet.
02:49But, but, cousin, since you're a sixtieth, stop, Miposian, what were you going to do to follow the Miposian tradition?
02:56Larry and I decided to follow the American tradition.
03:03So you're not going to climb up to the altar doing a handstand?
03:10I don't think it's an American tradition to never set a wedding date when you get engaged.
03:15Well, well, well, nobody said we're never going to set a wedding date, Ana.
03:20Forward.
03:23Go ahead, what?
03:24Set a date?
03:26Okay, okay.
03:30Yes, okay, no problem.
03:32It's not that I don't want to do it.
03:36Without it, it, no.
03:38It?
03:41I will do that.
03:43Unless there's some reason why Jennifer doesn't want to.
03:47Why wouldn't she want to?
03:50Do you think we should start with one month?
03:52Yes, uh, uh, problem.
03:54Ah, ah, ah, well, ah, Julio...
03:57Bet, Julio.
03:59Jot.
04:00OR.
04:01You.
04:03No no.
04:04I was going to say that July, August, September and October are out.
04:10For, ah, ah.
04:11My allergy is mine.
04:15I don't want to be sneezing during the ceremony.
04:18Okay, cousin, okay.
04:22Stop the indecisive ones.
04:23I can't do it from November to January.
04:27I'll have to travel a lot for my job and there wouldn't be time for a honeymoon.
04:33And the weather is bad, eh, in February and March.
04:37My birthday is in April.
04:38Mine is in May.
04:40June?
04:43June...
04:44June, uh, uh, that's fine.
04:49Do you like June?
04:50Uh, June, June, great.
04:53It's hot here.
04:56Okay, let's go.
04:57J, U.
05:00I shouldn't have erased the J and the U from June.
05:04N, I, O.
05:07That's it.
05:08Now you each have to take a torozo de tarata.
05:11Jennifer, you first, because brides come first.
05:15Yeah.
05:18I can't eat anything.
05:24I don't feel well.
05:26I think it's best if I leave.
05:29Know?
05:30Every time someone starts talking about the wedding, you get sick.
05:32I think I know what your problem is.
05:34You're not getting enough protein.
05:41Wow!
05:42One!
05:44Nervous bride.
05:48Have you ever seen anyone so nervous about their wedding?
05:52Know?
05:56Am I nervous?
05:57You're right, cousin.
06:04You're not nervous.
06:05You're more scared than nervous.
06:07Scared?
06:08No, don't be silly.
06:10Hey, I know you.
06:14I know you like I know the way to the bathroom.
06:20Yes, when you're scared you always have the same symptoms.
06:25Like eating non-stop.
06:27I have eaten.
06:27The swaying of your leg.
06:31Did I wiggle my leg?
06:32And you're saying all of this in the form of a question?
06:46Oh really?
06:47Yes, sure.
06:51Yes, it's serious.
06:53Yeah.
06:54There is ice cream to go with the cake.
06:56Oh no!
06:57Valky, Valky, I have no reason to be afraid.
07:02I mean, I love Jennifer.
07:05She loves me.
07:06And we will live happily ever after.
07:12Can't you see?
07:14Of course.
07:15Don't you think so?
07:17And I, Jennifer, believe that she is going to marry a handsome, intelligent, and charming man.
07:22And after she's married, she'll realize she's married me.
07:29And he will feel miserable.
07:34Don't you think so?
07:52Cousin, I...
07:59Valky, I'm just afraid of losing her.
08:07I'm afraid that after we get married she'll leave me and I'll lose her forever.
08:12What am I going to do?
08:13You two could do that tiki nupitiki.
08:19Nupitiki, that tiki?
08:20The Miposian marriage test.
08:25Oh, Valky...
08:26No, Valky, I don't...
08:26No, no, no, no, no, listen.
08:28This test can determine whether or not your wedding should take place without any shade.
08:36Valky, a stupid myopia test cannot guarantee a happy marriage.
08:41Cousin, cousin, look.
08:43Cousin, I offer you the opportunity to ensure that your marriage will be happy.
08:48You can't keep postponing it indefinitely.
08:52Soon you'll have to mate or resign yourself.
08:54Why don't you call Jennifer on the phone and ask her if she would be willing to take the test?
09:03Okay, okay, no, no, no, I'll call.
09:06But I'll do it to prove to you that she thinks this is stupid just as much as I do.
09:09Yes, hello, Jennifer.
09:13I know this will sound ridiculous to you, but Valky says she has a test that could prove whether our marriage would work or not.
09:20I know, I told him no...
09:21Hey, hey.
09:23She hung up.
09:26She must be angry with me now for mentioning the test to her.
09:31Valky, I want to do that test right away.
09:34Okay, just a couple more questions and we'll be done.
09:51Jennifer, it's your turn.
09:54Jennifer, would you be angry if your cousin Larry was working all the way to Tarade and didn't call you?
10:00So, will the sea bream you prepared for dinner spoil?
10:06Well, that's a difficult question, Valky.
10:09I know how much Larry cares about his job, so I would understand if he forgot to call me once or twice.
10:15But if he did it constantly, I suppose I would get angry.
10:21Okay, good answer, good answer.
10:23That's not a good answer, Valky.
10:31Cousin, as I've already explained to you, there are no good or bad answers.
10:35I'm forming an image of the couple based on their answers.
10:39And scoring them on a scale specially designed to reflect...
10:43...what is its compatibility.
10:45This test...
10:47...it has been perfected over the years.
10:49It is important to remember that this is not just a simple game.
10:55Good.
10:56Cousin, it's your turn.
10:58Please take the apples.
11:02AND...
11:02...play.
11:07Wait a minute.
11:08I don't understand.
11:10For an hour, Jennifer has been answering...
11:13...intelligent and reasonable questions.
11:15And I've had to play the fool.
11:17Do you have any objection to taking the test?
11:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:28I love it, I love taking the test.
11:29That it makes bad labyrinths...
11:31Okay, no problem.
11:42To the leg is co...
11:43If it was to the eyes.
11:55It's impossible to do it with your eyes closed.
11:58I'm sorry, but I think I said...
12:01If it was about the eyes, I don't think I said anything about...
12:04...balancing act.
12:05That means I also did the part about the leg catch wrong.
12:09Sit down and put the apples down.
12:15Cousin, as I explained to you, it's not about doing it right or wrong.
12:18Didn't you hear?
12:21Yes, I was listening.
12:23He's a very good listener.
12:24You should give him some extra points.
12:27Okay, it's over.
12:29Now I'll add...
12:30...your points.
12:30And will we have passed?
12:33Calm down, calm down.
12:34For sure yes.
12:35You answered wonderfully...
12:37...and I've done 125 Sundays.
12:42What score is required for compatibility?
12:4560?
12:46How much have we earned?
12:4780? 90?
12:48Teresa?
12:49Are you getting a terephthalmologist?
12:49Skip rope with a book on your head...
13:07...and did we get a teres?
13:11My fault.
13:12I should have been more enthusiastic about vacuuming.
13:14Jennifer, uh...
13:20...Primolari, I...
13:21...I feel like a fool.
13:24You wouldn't have been asked to do the teres...
13:26...and you would have known you were going to do it so badly.
13:29I sucked on a lemon...
13:31...I whistled the anthem of the battle of the republic...
13:33...and we got a three.
13:40Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what?
13:44Even if the T means something...
13:47...and I'm not saying that's the case...
13:49Balky probably didn't do it right.
13:52I'm sorry to have to face you.
13:55I know very well how to administer this exam.
13:58It just so happens that I am a nupitiqui, Dr. Ruziki.
14:05Nupitiqui doctor Ruziki.
14:09Myposian marriage counselor.
14:11Are you a Miposian marriage counselor?
14:13Yes that's how it is.
14:15Did you start with insecure sheep...
14:17...and you climbed up to reach the people?
14:20Sheep don't have marital problems.
14:24The inherited ones, on the other hand, have loyalty problems.
14:29That's why they're called poronudos.
14:32Valkyllo, I agree with Larry.
14:34I mean, the fact that the test has never failed before...
14:36...doesn't mean it couldn't have failed now.
14:38And that you have experience taking the test...
14:40...doesn't mean you couldn't have been wrong this time.
14:42Ah, yes, that's how I like to talk to you.
14:45Anyway, anyway, we're getting married.
14:47We'll do the test again.
14:49Within a year.
14:50Even two.
14:51We'll study, we'll pass the test, and we'll get married.
14:54In two years.
14:55Okay?
14:55Okay?
14:55Okay?
14:56Okay?
14:57Okay?
14:58Okay?
15:00Oh, Larry!
15:02I just remembered that in two years...
15:05...from now on my father will be retiring.
15:08He and my mother are going to buy a caravan to travel around the country.
15:11Our wedding could interfere with their plans.
15:13Well, we'll start planning the wedding when they get back.
15:18Two years until retirement.
15:21Well, let's say, two years in the caravan.
15:23One for planning.
15:24We'll be able to get married in June in five years.
15:28What do you think, Jennifer?
15:30Five years?
15:31I can wait five years.
15:32After all, it's five years.
15:34When is your marriage cursed?
15:38Everything is fine.
15:39I think I can help you.
15:46As?
15:47Well, I'm not sure.
15:49But I believe your only hope...
15:52...happiness is doing...
15:54...el nupitiki speak hispanicopi...
15:56Does Nupitiki speak Spanish?
16:01The ritual of marital purification, my potion.
16:05One of two things either makes you compatible...
16:09...or it will lift the wax off your linoleum.
16:14But whatever happens, it's going to change your lives.
16:25Jennifer, are you sure you want to do the purification ritual?
16:29Of course, we won't get anywhere on our own.
16:34Valky, you're wearing a very interesting medallion.
16:36Perhaps I'm wrong, but...
16:39...you have the shape of a lamb chop.
16:42You're very observant, Jennifer.
16:44In fact, you have the shape of the island of Mipos.
16:48My little village, Podunqui, is here in the...
16:51...cartilaginous zone.
16:53AND...
16:54...on the fillet section there are six flags over Mipos.
16:58The stone is very beautiful.
17:01Yeah.
17:01The color blue reflects the incompatibility of your relationship...
17:05...which is preventing you from having a happy marriage.
17:08And if...
17:08...purification takes place...
17:10...and let it be known that I'm not promising it...
17:12...the color will become light.
17:15Clear.
17:16Until it is as clear and pure as your love deserves.
17:19This is as far as I can go.
17:25I won't let my future be determined by a madman with a lamb chop...
17:29...that changes color.
17:33Larry, we should try the ritual.
17:38OK.
17:39Then the purification begins.
17:41Maria, Maria.
17:53Maria...
18:09Maria.
18:09Maria.
18:09Oh, oh, it's still blue, it's not working.
18:20Well
18:21I have done what I could to purify you
18:24But I'm afraid your marriage is cursed
18:26Out of the tub
18:27Out of the tub, please
18:29But
18:29I'm not even sure you should be friends
18:32Our situation is still cursed.
18:35Larry, why did you let us do this stupid ritual?
18:39But if it was you who insisted
18:42But you were the one who couldn't set a date because you were... you were...
18:46Scared
18:46Scared
18:47You said you were scared, how do you feel about that?
18:51Scared
18:51I'm afraid that after we get married
18:57You realize that I'm not the...
18:59The intelligent and charming man you thought he was
19:02Jennifer?
19:05Well, I'm afraid that once we're married...
19:10Note that I'm not perfect.
19:13But I don't care if you're not perfect.
19:17Look at yourself now
19:19You've never looked so awful.
19:22AND...
19:22I have never loved you so much.
19:27Oh Larry, I hadn't seen you look so awful either.
19:33I love you too.
19:36But what about the test?
19:38It doesn't matter if the test says we're not right for each other.
19:42It doesn't matter if a million tests say we're not compatible.
19:46Nor will I marry you
19:48And I want to marry you
19:50So let's get married
19:52OK
19:52When?
19:54Tonight
19:54I can't tonight
19:56No, no, no, no
20:00We have to make the preparations.
20:02What do you think?
20:04September?
20:06OK
20:06September
20:07That's it
20:16We're getting married this year and nothing's going to stop us.
20:19What do you say to that, marriage counselor, my fellow Porcine?
20:23You have just passed the marriage test with flying colors.
20:27That?
20:31Cousin
20:31Everyone suspends the first stop
20:37We made sure of it
20:38And we also made sure they suspended the second stoppage.
20:43And then, if the couple still want to get married
20:45So, despite everything
20:46We'll know they truly love each other
20:47And that they would live happily ever after.
20:49That?
20:54Would anyone say we would have failed anyway?
20:59Did you throw mud at us for nothing?
21:01No, no, cousin
21:03It was necessary to prove to you that you have absolutely nothing to fear.
21:07Well
21:10Valky, thank you for helping us understand it
21:13Yeah
21:15Thanks my friend
21:17Oh, you know?
21:19I think I've done a good job
21:21The truth is that I have done it, so I don't know why.
21:24So couples have to go through this in my post
21:29Well, yes, to a certain extent.
21:31Why do you say "to a certain extent"?
21:39Well, usually a written test is enough.
21:43Some verbal violence and a carefully directed psychodrama
21:48But
21:48As in my post, nobody is as neurotic as you guys.
21:53I had to make certain modifications.
21:57Modifications?
22:02Well, the mud thing was my idea
22:04Know?
22:15Valky
22:15Words cannot express what we feel now.
22:21You said it!
22:25Oh, come on, I love you guys
22:27No, don't leave me anything
22:30Of course
22:34And what about Teifa?
22:40She is welcome!
22:42Ah!
22:42Thank you!
23:12Thank you!
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