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Primos lejanos - 6x24 - Nos vemos en septiembre - HD 1080
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Larry y Jennifer no fijan una fecha para su boda porque ambos temen que no dure. Balki se ofrece a ayudarles haciéndoles la prueba matrimonial de Mypos, que demostrará si realmente están destinados a estar juntos o no.
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00:00
Distant Cousins
00:30
Distant Cousins
01:00
Distant Cousins
01:30
Distant Cousins
01:59
Distant Cousins
02:29
What are you talking about?
02:33
I'll give you a hint.
02:34
Six phases of the moon have passed since you and Jennifer got engaged.
02:37
So, according to Miposian tradition, tonight you must set the wedding date.
02:44
Well, well, Jennifer and I hadn't thought about setting a wedding date yet.
02:49
But, but, cousin, since you're a sixtieth, stop, Miposian, what were you going to do to follow the Miposian tradition?
02:56
Larry and I decided to follow the American tradition.
03:03
So you're not going to climb up to the altar doing a handstand?
03:10
I don't think it's an American tradition to never set a wedding date when you get engaged.
03:15
Well, well, well, nobody said we're never going to set a wedding date, Ana.
03:20
Forward.
03:23
Go ahead, what?
03:24
Set a date?
03:26
Okay, okay.
03:30
Yes, okay, no problem.
03:32
It's not that I don't want to do it.
03:36
Without it, it, no.
03:38
It?
03:41
I will do that.
03:43
Unless there's some reason why Jennifer doesn't want to.
03:47
Why wouldn't she want to?
03:50
Do you think we should start with one month?
03:52
Yes, uh, uh, problem.
03:54
Ah, ah, ah, well, ah, Julio...
03:57
Bet, Julio.
03:59
Jot.
04:00
OR.
04:01
You.
04:03
No no.
04:04
I was going to say that July, August, September and October are out.
04:10
For, ah, ah.
04:11
My allergy is mine.
04:15
I don't want to be sneezing during the ceremony.
04:18
Okay, cousin, okay.
04:22
Stop the indecisive ones.
04:23
I can't do it from November to January.
04:27
I'll have to travel a lot for my job and there wouldn't be time for a honeymoon.
04:33
And the weather is bad, eh, in February and March.
04:37
My birthday is in April.
04:38
Mine is in May.
04:40
June?
04:43
June...
04:44
June, uh, uh, that's fine.
04:49
Do you like June?
04:50
Uh, June, June, great.
04:53
It's hot here.
04:56
Okay, let's go.
04:57
J, U.
05:00
I shouldn't have erased the J and the U from June.
05:04
N, I, O.
05:07
That's it.
05:08
Now you each have to take a torozo de tarata.
05:11
Jennifer, you first, because brides come first.
05:15
Yeah.
05:18
I can't eat anything.
05:24
I don't feel well.
05:26
I think it's best if I leave.
05:29
Know?
05:30
Every time someone starts talking about the wedding, you get sick.
05:32
I think I know what your problem is.
05:34
You're not getting enough protein.
05:41
Wow!
05:42
One!
05:44
Nervous bride.
05:48
Have you ever seen anyone so nervous about their wedding?
05:52
Know?
05:56
Am I nervous?
05:57
You're right, cousin.
06:04
You're not nervous.
06:05
You're more scared than nervous.
06:07
Scared?
06:08
No, don't be silly.
06:10
Hey, I know you.
06:14
I know you like I know the way to the bathroom.
06:20
Yes, when you're scared you always have the same symptoms.
06:25
Like eating non-stop.
06:27
I have eaten.
06:27
The swaying of your leg.
06:31
Did I wiggle my leg?
06:32
And you're saying all of this in the form of a question?
06:46
Oh really?
06:47
Yes, sure.
06:51
Yes, it's serious.
06:53
Yeah.
06:54
There is ice cream to go with the cake.
06:56
Oh no!
06:57
Valky, Valky, I have no reason to be afraid.
07:02
I mean, I love Jennifer.
07:05
She loves me.
07:06
And we will live happily ever after.
07:12
Can't you see?
07:14
Of course.
07:15
Don't you think so?
07:17
And I, Jennifer, believe that she is going to marry a handsome, intelligent, and charming man.
07:22
And after she's married, she'll realize she's married me.
07:29
And he will feel miserable.
07:34
Don't you think so?
07:52
Cousin, I...
07:59
Valky, I'm just afraid of losing her.
08:07
I'm afraid that after we get married she'll leave me and I'll lose her forever.
08:12
What am I going to do?
08:13
You two could do that tiki nupitiki.
08:19
Nupitiki, that tiki?
08:20
The Miposian marriage test.
08:25
Oh, Valky...
08:26
No, Valky, I don't...
08:26
No, no, no, no, no, listen.
08:28
This test can determine whether or not your wedding should take place without any shade.
08:36
Valky, a stupid myopia test cannot guarantee a happy marriage.
08:41
Cousin, cousin, look.
08:43
Cousin, I offer you the opportunity to ensure that your marriage will be happy.
08:48
You can't keep postponing it indefinitely.
08:52
Soon you'll have to mate or resign yourself.
08:54
Why don't you call Jennifer on the phone and ask her if she would be willing to take the test?
09:03
Okay, okay, no, no, no, I'll call.
09:06
But I'll do it to prove to you that she thinks this is stupid just as much as I do.
09:09
Yes, hello, Jennifer.
09:13
I know this will sound ridiculous to you, but Valky says she has a test that could prove whether our marriage would work or not.
09:20
I know, I told him no...
09:21
Hey, hey.
09:23
She hung up.
09:26
She must be angry with me now for mentioning the test to her.
09:31
Valky, I want to do that test right away.
09:34
Okay, just a couple more questions and we'll be done.
09:51
Jennifer, it's your turn.
09:54
Jennifer, would you be angry if your cousin Larry was working all the way to Tarade and didn't call you?
10:00
So, will the sea bream you prepared for dinner spoil?
10:06
Well, that's a difficult question, Valky.
10:09
I know how much Larry cares about his job, so I would understand if he forgot to call me once or twice.
10:15
But if he did it constantly, I suppose I would get angry.
10:21
Okay, good answer, good answer.
10:23
That's not a good answer, Valky.
10:31
Cousin, as I've already explained to you, there are no good or bad answers.
10:35
I'm forming an image of the couple based on their answers.
10:39
And scoring them on a scale specially designed to reflect...
10:43
...what is its compatibility.
10:45
This test...
10:47
...it has been perfected over the years.
10:49
It is important to remember that this is not just a simple game.
10:55
Good.
10:56
Cousin, it's your turn.
10:58
Please take the apples.
11:02
AND...
11:02
...play.
11:07
Wait a minute.
11:08
I don't understand.
11:10
For an hour, Jennifer has been answering...
11:13
...intelligent and reasonable questions.
11:15
And I've had to play the fool.
11:17
Do you have any objection to taking the test?
11:26
No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:28
I love it, I love taking the test.
11:29
That it makes bad labyrinths...
11:31
Okay, no problem.
11:42
To the leg is co...
11:43
If it was to the eyes.
11:55
It's impossible to do it with your eyes closed.
11:58
I'm sorry, but I think I said...
12:01
If it was about the eyes, I don't think I said anything about...
12:04
...balancing act.
12:05
That means I also did the part about the leg catch wrong.
12:09
Sit down and put the apples down.
12:15
Cousin, as I explained to you, it's not about doing it right or wrong.
12:18
Didn't you hear?
12:21
Yes, I was listening.
12:23
He's a very good listener.
12:24
You should give him some extra points.
12:27
Okay, it's over.
12:29
Now I'll add...
12:30
...your points.
12:30
And will we have passed?
12:33
Calm down, calm down.
12:34
For sure yes.
12:35
You answered wonderfully...
12:37
...and I've done 125 Sundays.
12:42
What score is required for compatibility?
12:45
60?
12:46
How much have we earned?
12:47
80? 90?
12:48
Teresa?
12:49
Are you getting a terephthalmologist?
12:49
Skip rope with a book on your head...
13:07
...and did we get a teres?
13:11
My fault.
13:12
I should have been more enthusiastic about vacuuming.
13:14
Jennifer, uh...
13:20
...Primolari, I...
13:21
...I feel like a fool.
13:24
You wouldn't have been asked to do the teres...
13:26
...and you would have known you were going to do it so badly.
13:29
I sucked on a lemon...
13:31
...I whistled the anthem of the battle of the republic...
13:33
...and we got a three.
13:40
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what?
13:44
Even if the T means something...
13:47
...and I'm not saying that's the case...
13:49
Balky probably didn't do it right.
13:52
I'm sorry to have to face you.
13:55
I know very well how to administer this exam.
13:58
It just so happens that I am a nupitiqui, Dr. Ruziki.
14:05
Nupitiqui doctor Ruziki.
14:09
Myposian marriage counselor.
14:11
Are you a Miposian marriage counselor?
14:13
Yes that's how it is.
14:15
Did you start with insecure sheep...
14:17
...and you climbed up to reach the people?
14:20
Sheep don't have marital problems.
14:24
The inherited ones, on the other hand, have loyalty problems.
14:29
That's why they're called poronudos.
14:32
Valkyllo, I agree with Larry.
14:34
I mean, the fact that the test has never failed before...
14:36
...doesn't mean it couldn't have failed now.
14:38
And that you have experience taking the test...
14:40
...doesn't mean you couldn't have been wrong this time.
14:42
Ah, yes, that's how I like to talk to you.
14:45
Anyway, anyway, we're getting married.
14:47
We'll do the test again.
14:49
Within a year.
14:50
Even two.
14:51
We'll study, we'll pass the test, and we'll get married.
14:54
In two years.
14:55
Okay?
14:55
Okay?
14:55
Okay?
14:56
Okay?
14:57
Okay?
14:58
Okay?
15:00
Oh, Larry!
15:02
I just remembered that in two years...
15:05
...from now on my father will be retiring.
15:08
He and my mother are going to buy a caravan to travel around the country.
15:11
Our wedding could interfere with their plans.
15:13
Well, we'll start planning the wedding when they get back.
15:18
Two years until retirement.
15:21
Well, let's say, two years in the caravan.
15:23
One for planning.
15:24
We'll be able to get married in June in five years.
15:28
What do you think, Jennifer?
15:30
Five years?
15:31
I can wait five years.
15:32
After all, it's five years.
15:34
When is your marriage cursed?
15:38
Everything is fine.
15:39
I think I can help you.
15:46
As?
15:47
Well, I'm not sure.
15:49
But I believe your only hope...
15:52
...happiness is doing...
15:54
...el nupitiki speak hispanicopi...
15:56
Does Nupitiki speak Spanish?
16:01
The ritual of marital purification, my potion.
16:05
One of two things either makes you compatible...
16:09
...or it will lift the wax off your linoleum.
16:14
But whatever happens, it's going to change your lives.
16:25
Jennifer, are you sure you want to do the purification ritual?
16:29
Of course, we won't get anywhere on our own.
16:34
Valky, you're wearing a very interesting medallion.
16:36
Perhaps I'm wrong, but...
16:39
...you have the shape of a lamb chop.
16:42
You're very observant, Jennifer.
16:44
In fact, you have the shape of the island of Mipos.
16:48
My little village, Podunqui, is here in the...
16:51
...cartilaginous zone.
16:53
AND...
16:54
...on the fillet section there are six flags over Mipos.
16:58
The stone is very beautiful.
17:01
Yeah.
17:01
The color blue reflects the incompatibility of your relationship...
17:05
...which is preventing you from having a happy marriage.
17:08
And if...
17:08
...purification takes place...
17:10
...and let it be known that I'm not promising it...
17:12
...the color will become light.
17:15
Clear.
17:16
Until it is as clear and pure as your love deserves.
17:19
This is as far as I can go.
17:25
I won't let my future be determined by a madman with a lamb chop...
17:29
...that changes color.
17:33
Larry, we should try the ritual.
17:38
OK.
17:39
Then the purification begins.
17:41
Maria, Maria.
17:53
Maria...
18:09
Maria.
18:09
Maria.
18:09
Oh, oh, it's still blue, it's not working.
18:20
Well
18:21
I have done what I could to purify you
18:24
But I'm afraid your marriage is cursed
18:26
Out of the tub
18:27
Out of the tub, please
18:29
But
18:29
I'm not even sure you should be friends
18:32
Our situation is still cursed.
18:35
Larry, why did you let us do this stupid ritual?
18:39
But if it was you who insisted
18:42
But you were the one who couldn't set a date because you were... you were...
18:46
Scared
18:46
Scared
18:47
You said you were scared, how do you feel about that?
18:51
Scared
18:51
I'm afraid that after we get married
18:57
You realize that I'm not the...
18:59
The intelligent and charming man you thought he was
19:02
Jennifer?
19:05
Well, I'm afraid that once we're married...
19:10
Note that I'm not perfect.
19:13
But I don't care if you're not perfect.
19:17
Look at yourself now
19:19
You've never looked so awful.
19:22
AND...
19:22
I have never loved you so much.
19:27
Oh Larry, I hadn't seen you look so awful either.
19:33
I love you too.
19:36
But what about the test?
19:38
It doesn't matter if the test says we're not right for each other.
19:42
It doesn't matter if a million tests say we're not compatible.
19:46
Nor will I marry you
19:48
And I want to marry you
19:50
So let's get married
19:52
OK
19:52
When?
19:54
Tonight
19:54
I can't tonight
19:56
No, no, no, no
20:00
We have to make the preparations.
20:02
What do you think?
20:04
September?
20:06
OK
20:06
September
20:07
That's it
20:16
We're getting married this year and nothing's going to stop us.
20:19
What do you say to that, marriage counselor, my fellow Porcine?
20:23
You have just passed the marriage test with flying colors.
20:27
That?
20:31
Cousin
20:31
Everyone suspends the first stop
20:37
We made sure of it
20:38
And we also made sure they suspended the second stoppage.
20:43
And then, if the couple still want to get married
20:45
So, despite everything
20:46
We'll know they truly love each other
20:47
And that they would live happily ever after.
20:49
That?
20:54
Would anyone say we would have failed anyway?
20:59
Did you throw mud at us for nothing?
21:01
No, no, cousin
21:03
It was necessary to prove to you that you have absolutely nothing to fear.
21:07
Well
21:10
Valky, thank you for helping us understand it
21:13
Yeah
21:15
Thanks my friend
21:17
Oh, you know?
21:19
I think I've done a good job
21:21
The truth is that I have done it, so I don't know why.
21:24
So couples have to go through this in my post
21:29
Well, yes, to a certain extent.
21:31
Why do you say "to a certain extent"?
21:39
Well, usually a written test is enough.
21:43
Some verbal violence and a carefully directed psychodrama
21:48
But
21:48
As in my post, nobody is as neurotic as you guys.
21:53
I had to make certain modifications.
21:57
Modifications?
22:02
Well, the mud thing was my idea
22:04
Know?
22:15
Valky
22:15
Words cannot express what we feel now.
22:21
You said it!
22:25
Oh, come on, I love you guys
22:27
No, don't leave me anything
22:30
Of course
22:34
And what about Teifa?
22:40
She is welcome!
22:42
Ah!
22:42
Thank you!
23:12
Thank you!
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