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Larry intenta engañar a Jennifer para que vivan en un apartamento cutre, pero su plan sale mal y acaban en una casa enorme que no pueden permitirse. ¿Podrá su matrimonio sobrevivir viviendo en una mansión y alimentándose de sobras de comida de avión y bolsitas de cacahuetes?
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01:31You seem a little absent tonight, my pork loin
01:34I was thinking about Jennifer and Larry
01:37They're returning from their honeymoon tonight
01:40Larry must be carrying Jennifer across the threshold of their new apartment now.
01:46Isn't that romantic?
01:48Yes it is
01:49If he hasn't hurt his back
01:52In which case she will be leading him across the threshold
01:57What remains romantic in the style of the nineties
02:01Well, since we've turned off the lights and we're here alone
02:09Why not take advantage of the situation?
02:12I know what you're thinking
02:16Playing with shadows
02:19I'll bring the lampshade and the lamp
02:26Valter, I wasn't thinking about that.
02:30What were you thinking about?
02:31Merian, I need the apartment key
02:49Okay, Jennifer, I've made a small mistake.
02:52It wasn't a small mistake
02:54You didn't pay the deposit on our beautiful new apartment.
02:57And now it's someone else's beautiful new apartment.
02:59Jennifer, Jennifer, I promise you that by this time tomorrow
03:03We'll have a beautiful apartment, better than the one we've lost.
03:06Great, Larry
03:07But until you find it, I'll live upstairs.
03:09Well, at least let them carry you across your old threshold.
03:14Have you heard anything?
03:19No
03:19A few days later
03:25And we're back in the living room again.
03:30This room faces south
03:32It has plenty of light throughout the day
03:34Careful!
03:35They're putting a hip through the hole in my dirty clothes!
03:44Larry, I love this house.
03:46It's exactly what I've always dreamed of.
03:48Well, nothing is ever enough for you, damn it.
03:49Yeah!
03:54I won!
03:57And it's one of my most stylish jackets
04:00Mr. Dexter, I want to see the upstairs floor again.
04:05Sure, have you noticed that the main bathroom has designer bifos?
04:09Valky, isn't it great?
04:10Jennifer loves the house
04:12Cousin, are you going to be that happy here?
04:14No, not here, we're not going to live here
04:16Jennifer and I could never afford this
04:19Cousin, I know you consider me a simple country bumpkin
04:26He just got off the goat
04:29But...
04:30Why are you showing Jennifer a house you can't afford?
04:34Well, Valky, it's simple.
04:35You see, I promised Jennifer I would find a magnificent apartment
04:39To compensate him for the one we lost
04:40No, I only found a tube.
04:43Now, when Jennifer comes down those stairs
04:46I will insist that we keep this house
04:48She knows it's impossible for us to pay her.
04:51But I will tell you that I am willing to sacrifice anything.
04:53As long as I have it
04:54She will not accept
04:55But she'll think I'm the most wonderful husband in the world.
04:59And we will live happily ever after.
05:01In the tube
05:03Almost everything
05:10But...
05:13Can it be repeated for Valky's dump?
05:15Is it simple?
05:17Valky, the main idea is that the more Jennifer likes this house
05:21He'll love me more.
05:22The more my cousin Jennifer likes this house
05:25He'll love his cousin Larry even more
05:27Yeah
05:27Well
05:32Jennifer, what do you think?
05:34It's an amazing house, isn't it?
05:36Larry loved this house
05:38But we can't afford it
05:40Well
05:45If you really like it
05:47Well, we will sacrifice ourselves
05:48And we will get through this
05:50I'll probably have to work overtime
05:52And maybe I'll need a second job
05:55We won't see each other much.
05:56But...
05:57But, uh
05:58If that's what you want
06:00You'll have it.
06:01It's true that I like Larry.
06:04But it's too expensive
06:05And that's why I don't like it as much.
06:06Well, if that's what you think.
06:08Are you crazy?
06:08Mind, mind, mind
06:10Have you seen the same house as me?
06:15Three spacious bedrooms
06:16Two bathrooms
06:18And a space for dirty clothes
06:19Yes, Valky, it's a new house
06:21It's too much...
06:23Okay, if you like
06:24How can you set the price?
06:26The happiness that it would bring you
06:27Living in a house like this?
06:30Have you seen the window seat?
06:35If you see how many American women
06:37They would give an eyebrow
06:37To get at home
06:38A seat just like this one
06:40And when it's one of those nights
06:42Colds from Chicago
06:43And let it be too windy
06:45To sit by the window
06:46And you want to huddle together
06:47In a pleasant place
06:49You will have it
06:50You will have it
06:51Look at this
06:51It's a chimney.
06:52Free admission
06:53But if that seems like too much...
06:57Larry
06:57You know, Valky is right.
06:59It's too good
07:01To let it go
07:02I can make more flights
07:03It's worth any sacrifice
07:05We kept it
07:07One week later
07:16I'm sorry
07:26The only thing left over from the flight
07:28It was diet food.
07:29Do you want more peanuts?
07:38Do you want more peanuts?
07:38It's so cold here
07:53Don't touch that
07:55Remember, we made a choice
07:57Pay for heat
07:59Or pay rent?
08:02We sold the trendy gifts
08:03To pay the rent
08:04No no
08:06We sold them
08:08In order to have electricity
08:10Clear
08:12It's cold
08:13I need to warm up
08:16And of course
08:17You haven't done anything
08:17Lately
08:18To raise
08:18My body temperature
08:20Alright
08:29A lot of stress
08:30And is it my fault?
08:36We wouldn't be in this
08:37If it weren't for you
08:38That?
08:40It was you
08:41The one who had to stay
08:42With this house
08:43It was you
08:44The one who found her
08:45First of all
08:45I will open
08:49I don't want you to suffer
08:51Stress
08:51To open the door
08:52Hello, Valky
08:55Happens
08:55I love
09:03I love
09:04What you have done
09:05On this site
09:06I'm glad that
09:10Don't get involved
09:10In that dive
09:11So horrible
09:12I have a gift for you.
09:15Welcome
09:16It's a boat
09:17Ferret juice
09:18Let the hairs
09:20Go all the way up
09:21And then you take them off.
09:24Thank you, Valky
09:27I'll go wash the glass
09:32This minimalist environment
09:38That you like
09:39The fruit is already boiling
09:40Valky
09:43It's not a minimalist environment.
09:45It's just poverty
09:46No no
09:48We can't buy anything
09:49AND...
09:50And it's your fault
09:51It's your fault
09:53That we live like this
09:53It's your fault
09:54To convince Jennifer
09:55Wanting to be almost
09:56For becoming life
09:57In a hell
09:58If you want to strangle Messi
10:03That makes you feel better
10:04Or don't hold back
10:05Well yes
10:07No
10:08I'm sorry
10:09I'm sorry
10:09I'm sorry
10:10I feel so guilty
10:12Like you
10:12But I just wanted
10:14That Jennifer
10:14Be happy
10:15In the beginning
10:16From our marriage
10:17And now
10:18Look at me
10:18Look at me
10:20I'm eating
10:20That you can't
10:21I trust you
10:22I'm very tense
10:25For...
10:26To fulfill my duties
10:34Marital
10:35That's horrible
10:39Forcing cousin Jennifer
10:41Take it out to the trash
10:43Larry
10:48I can't go on living like this.
10:50This house is cold
10:51We eat airplane food
10:52AND...
10:53I just broke the only glass
10:55Larry
10:57We can't afford this house
10:58We need to move
10:59Good
10:59We've already discussed it
11:00We cannot break the contract
11:02But...
11:03But...
11:04Know?
11:05Maybe I'll get the job
11:05On the night shift
11:06From the slaughterhouse
11:07Find the mode
11:09To break the contract
11:11Find the mode
11:12To break the contract
11:13May I make an observation?
11:21I can tell there's a lot of tension here.
11:23Now listen to me
11:25Cousin
11:25Your landlord seems like a good man.
11:28I think if you explained it to him
11:29I would understand everything
11:31Just go see him
11:32And tell him the way
11:33Know?
11:35It's so crazy
11:37That might work
11:38What do we have to lose?
11:40Yeah
11:40Yeah
11:41I'll go there
11:42I'll talk to Mr. Dexter
11:44And I will tell you the truth
11:45I haven't tried that.
11:46Perhaps it's a sign of mercy towards me.
11:49I certainly do.
11:51Oh
11:55Fill me with nails
11:56And call me Fakir
11:57Shall I say the path?
12:03Valky
12:04Mr. Dexter
12:04He will never terminate
12:05The contract
12:06We have to help him
12:07I have a plan
12:08Oh no
12:09Let's go Valky
12:19Larry will be in the office
12:20From Mr. Dexter
12:21I know what you want to do
12:26Do you want to call Mr. Dexter?
12:28And pretending you're someone
12:29Interested in renting
12:30To the house for more money?
12:32Exact
12:33That's not honest
12:34I will not allow it
12:35And that you do it
12:36Okay, Valky
12:39We'll do it your way.
12:41Good
12:41I'll call Mr. Dexter
12:43And I will tell you the truth
12:44Good
12:44He will not terminate the contract
12:50The rent will cost us
12:52Down to the last penny
12:53But in the end
12:54We won't have any pennies left.
12:55We will live on the street
12:58Look
13:02Look
13:02Valky
13:03Who is it?
13:05Who is the one searching?
13:06Garbage juices?
13:09The lady is
13:10Legelme
13:10It's cousin Larry.
13:14Who is that creature?
13:16I will call those who are with me
13:18I
13:19It's cousin Jenny
13:22You will approach our cardboard box
13:28And you'll bring us some food
13:29But one day you will come
13:31And we will be
13:33Why not?
13:40There will be deaths
13:40But the important thing is that you didn't have to lie
13:45No, cousin Jenny
13:46But I don't want you to die
13:47We will have to die
13:48I don't want you to die
13:49Look
13:49Look
13:50I don't want you to die
13:51I don't want you to die
13:52Then make the call
13:53Thanks, huh?
14:02Hey, Mrs. Dexter
14:03The sound
14:04Valky to disguise her voice
14:05That?
14:06Who is determined to be another
14:07Who?
14:08I don't know who that is.
14:09But do it.
14:09I am Robin Leach
14:12Wishing you champagne happiness
14:19And dreams of caviar
14:20From my exclusive
14:23And artistic
14:24Supervilla
14:25In the fabulous
14:26Puerto Vallarta
14:28Not long ago
14:31I was in Chicago
14:33That dazzling
14:34Steel jewel
14:35And glass
14:36That shines
14:37Alongside the fabulous
14:38Lake Michigan
14:39And coincidentally
14:41I saw the adorable little house
14:42What do you have?
14:43For rent
14:43In the fabulous
14:44Elm Street
14:45Yes, that's it.
14:46That sugarloaf gem
14:48With a tempting
14:49Turret
14:50And laughing at twilight
14:51And laughing at twilight
14:52I told them about her
14:55Carlos and Di
14:56And the Prince and Princess of Wales
14:57They said that
14:58Wow
14:59Carlos and the divine Di
15:01They said he was crazy
15:03If I didn't get the Concord
15:04And I came here to stay with her.
15:06As soon as possible
15:07What do you mean it's already rented?
15:09No
15:10No
15:11I've already invited Lisa
15:13Joan, Alaysa
15:14And to Ivana
15:15To celebrate an opening
15:17Fabulous
15:18And without equal
15:19I need that house
15:20Mr. Dexter
15:21Money is not a problem
15:22The current tenant
15:24Is he there with you?
15:25Fabulous!
15:26It's a dish
15:26From real life
15:28Mr. Dexter
15:30If he gets him
15:31Restinda your ridiculous contract
15:33I offer you 100 dollars
15:34More per month
15:35From what they give him now
15:36No?
15:38I said 100 dollars
15:39More per month
15:40From what they give him now
15:41A summer dinner
15:42In the hundred-peak world
15:43From real estate agencies
15:45I offer you double
15:47From what they give him now
15:48No
15:49The triple
15:50I offer you triple
15:51From what they give him now
15:53That's almost three times more.
15:55Mr. Dexter
15:57I need that house
15:59Call me when I'm available
16:00As?
16:01My number?
16:02My number is
16:03Is
16:03My number is
16:05Five
16:05Five
16:06Five
16:07Four
16:07Six
16:08Nine
16:09Three
16:10How beautiful!
16:13Five
16:14Five
16:15Five
16:15Four
16:16Six
16:17Nine
16:17Three
16:18Zero
16:19No
16:20No
16:20No
16:21Out
16:22Out
16:22Out
16:23Au
16:23Au
16:24Au
16:24I'm going to kill you
16:25No
16:26to you
16:27No
16:27Mister
16:27Dexter
16:28Bye
16:28Mister
16:29Dexter
16:29And after always pursuing her dreams in life and loving
16:32And he will also be a winner.
16:33Thanks for the chat
16:34I am Robin Lynch
16:35Valky
16:48And Jennifer
16:49Above
16:49I must find her
16:50Above
16:51I need to talk to him
16:51Above
16:52I have some good news to give you.
16:53And I did it crazy well
16:54The thing about it is still up
16:55Why don't you tell me the news?
16:57Good
16:57I was just in Mr. Dexter's office
17:00And you won't believe what happened
17:01Tell me, cousin
17:02Don't keep me on hold.
17:03Goes
17:05I went to see Mr. Dexter to try to convince him not to give up on the contract.
17:08Sa
17:09Sa
17:09Clear
17:09Well, at first I was like, "I didn't even want to hear about it."
17:12But then I told him the truth
17:14I
17:15Larry Appleton
17:17And this is what's amazing.
17:20It worked
17:21The truth worked
17:23I don't know how
17:24I don't know why
17:25But it worked
17:26I can't believe the nose
17:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, the best is yet to come
17:29You'll never guess what happened
17:31Tell me, cousin
17:32I would never guess.
17:33I wouldn't guess it in a million years.
17:35Better yet, tell me
17:36What happened?
17:38The phone rang
17:39No
17:40From Mr. Dexter's conversation
17:43I deduced that someone was interested in renting our house
17:46You won't believe who it was
17:48Who?
17:50Robin Leach
17:51No
17:52Zach
17:53No
17:53Zach
17:54Robin Leach
17:55He wanted to rent to us and was willing to pay more money than we were.
17:58That's when I saw my opportunity.
18:00Oh
18:01No
18:03Mr. Dexter was about to receive the contract from me.
18:08But I was too clever, you know?
18:14Please, cousin, don't tell me you were too clever.
18:17We were too clever.
18:20When Mr. Dexter wasn't looking, I copied Robin Leach's phone number.
18:25I'm going to call him and raise it; I'll earn three times more than what we paid.
18:28We will make a profit of two hundred percent
18:31Alive, there's something you should know
18:32Wait, I need to make this call
18:34But I have something to say
18:35Wait, let me call
18:37Listen
18:40Piolis Pizza?
18:44Why would Robin leave the Piolis Pizza number?
18:47Well, you may be captivated by the spectacular and succulent pizzas
18:52Sicilian sausage pastries with a delicious and crispy flour dough
18:56Jennifer, Jennifer
19:09Larry, I'm glad you're home, I have some great news
19:14Me too
19:14We decided that the only way to pay for the house was by renting out a room
19:17That's how it is?
19:18Well, since you were going on a trip, I decided to take responsibility myself and found a place to...
19:23Well, Larry, you're a sweetheart, but I thought that since you've worked so many overtime hours
19:27I would take responsibility for finding a tenant myself, thus reducing your stress.
19:32I found a tenant
19:36It's a small detail, but I've found the perfect tenant.
19:39Very kind, but I found the perfect tenant
19:42Come in
19:43Miriam, what are you doing here?
19:53I'm going to live here
19:54Are you going to live here?
19:55Yeah
19:56Well, give me feed and call me a cow.
19:59I'm going to live too
20:04Well, there are three bedrooms.
20:09And we could split the costs.
20:11And we'd still have enough left over for some luxuries, like food and heating.
20:15That's great, we'll celebrate with dinner
20:19I hope you're hungry, so I've made one
20:21But the huge delays from zero and I have them marinated in orange juice
20:25It'll be great, Mud
20:31It'll be great, Mud
20:55I will miss this apartment
21:04We experienced happy moments
21:07Yes, I will
21:11Thanks for watching the video!
21:41Thanks for watching the video!
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