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Balki decide presentarse a las elecciones para presidente del consejo estudiantil de la escuela, pero no quiere la ayuda de Larry. Larry le promete que esta vez no se pasará de la raya si Balki le deja ayudarle con la campaña. Balki acepta, pero pronto descubre que él y Larry tienen ideas muy diferentes sobre cómo llevar a cabo la campaña.
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01:30Oh, as soft as fabric!
01:35It's like a campaign in my post, only we have to make sure everyone knows what I think about the most important issues.
01:42And I've already told everyone who would listen that I'm pro-sheep and anti-wolves.
01:49Declaring yourself anti-wolves is a good start, Parecky.
01:53But you should ask the riquete yourself.
01:56Yeah.
01:56Actually, I haven't mentioned Cousin Lari who introduced me.
02:03Oh, well! If you tell him, I'm sure he'll help you with your campaign. Why don't you ask him?
02:08Well, because if I ask Cousin Lari to help me with my campaign,
02:15I'm afraid that Cousin Lari will help me with my campaign.
02:20I don't know if I've noticed, but Cousin Lari...
02:26He always tries to help, but he has a habit of crossing the line.
02:31He has a Type A personality.
02:35So I beg you to promise me not to tell Cousin Lari.
02:39Not even a team of wild horses could do it for me.
02:43Thank you, Miss Clean.
02:45Although...
02:46It would be difficult for me not to...
02:47Avalqui.
02:56You're going to introduce Cousin Lari.
03:04Good luck with your campaign.
03:06No matter what you say or do, I absolutely refuse to...
03:12What did you say?
03:15I said, good luck with your campaign.
03:17Let them catch me in confession and call me to the stand.
03:23Are you saying you're not going to pressure me to let you into my campaign?
03:27And once you're in, are you going to cross the line and become a real plastic?
03:34Oh, I see.
03:38I understand.
03:38Do you think that because I lost all the campaigns I ran in school,
03:43Would yours be my last chance to be a winner?
03:50Did you lose all the campaigns?
03:55I admit that I felt frustrated.
03:59120 hours of tapes about...
04:01Help tapes cured me.
04:04I no longer have that overwhelming need...
04:06A chance to win, even if...
04:08Good luck, I hope you dogs.
04:17Wait a minute, are you telling me...
04:20That we can dislike this and your eyes won't bulge out of your head
04:24and that vein in your forehead won't start throbbing?
04:28Sure, that's it.
04:30I overcame that symptom with tapes 1 through 43.
04:33Learn to be present and in sync with my body.
04:39My body is an empty reed.
04:42They pass through the arch like the wind.
04:43To me, like the wind.
04:44I want to talk to you about my campaign.
05:03Yes, I want to hear from you.
05:04If I am elected, I will institute the teaching and it will be necessary to study a foreign language in order to graduate.
05:13I think we'll all understand each other better if we can speak each other's language...
05:17Because everyone tends to be someone else.
05:18You are very busy with your hands doing something else.
05:21If I miss the world after someone else's chicken.
05:24They silenced the moon!
05:26Cuére another man de panas.
05:30Look
05:33It has the moito
05:35Okay, here it is.
05:37You know the most.
05:38Do you remember a platform?
05:39Okay, here it is. I knew it was coming.
05:41Oh!
05:42Pu-pu-pu-pu-pulingo muñiki?
05:43Despo-iqui-nu-gi-a-bloc-o-niki-bubba-shtiki-bartaco-mugi-jallabalu-ki-bubba-bustiki-bobba-stiki-bobba-stiki-bobba-stiki-bobba-stiki-bobba-stiki!
05:48No, no, I, no, I, no, I, I know, I, no, you thought that I was just going to jump in and go crazy but, but I was only asking if that's your platform and, and if it is...
05:58I hope it works for you.
06:00Really?
06:01Really.
06:02Oh, thank you, cousin.
06:05It's not the only weapon in my bow, sir.
06:08I haven't started making my special elegant spleen chip cookies.
06:12Spleen chip cookies?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Original recipe, and now with peppers.
06:22That?
06:35No, no, no, no.
07:05No, no, no, no.
07:35No, no, absolutely not.
07:37No.
07:38Not in a million years.
07:39No matter what you did or said.
07:43I wouldn't do it.
07:46You're dying to do it, aren't you?
07:47That?
07:48OK.
07:57You can lead my campaign, okay?
07:59Oh, thank you!
08:01But you must promise me one thing.
08:03Whatever you say.
08:04That you won't cross the line.
08:07I promise I won't cross the line.
08:10That?
08:12Okay?
08:13Sure.
08:13That?
08:14That?
08:15That?
08:16Okay?
08:17That?
08:17That?
08:18That?
08:18Malky, let me design the headquarters for your campaign.
08:39Cousin, you said you wouldn't cross the line.
08:41You promised you wouldn't cross the line.
08:43And here you are, laying the ground for scratched wounds.
08:48It's the least we can do.
08:53We're putting up posters all over the university.
08:56We have people calling students to encourage them to vote for you.
09:00And we have volunteers putting election propaganda in the envelopes.
09:04Dear colleague...
09:05There's no time for that, you'll read what you said later.
09:07Have you seen how handsome you look in the posters?
09:13Cousin, I'm really impressed.
09:17Already.
09:18Over here, we are recording the latest results of the funding we have organized.
09:22I want to know how many votes I've given you...
09:24I'm good, Balky.
09:25I'm very good.
09:28Balky, it's so exciting.
09:30You're going to be the student body president.
09:32And I will be the first bride.
09:34I've recruited Ginger and Merian for the women's votes.
09:37I will speak on your behalf at the University Women's Foundation.
09:40And I speak the same language as the cheerleaders.
09:42Give me a B.
09:46B.
09:47Give me an A.
09:48Give me an L.
09:49Okay, Merian, that's enough.
09:51Book, book, book.
09:53Book the meeting.
09:57Cousin.
09:58Are all these people going to stay for dinner?
10:01Because I only have enough Moorish for four people, and you know how difficult it is to study Moorish.
10:09Nah.
10:10Balky, they're not staying for dinner.
10:12These are the volunteers who have offered to work on your campaign.
10:15They believe in you.
10:15They love you.
10:16Your job is to be yourself.
10:27He's just going to leave.
10:29Can you do it?
10:30Of course.
10:31I don't know the reason.
10:33I have the vest, the accent, and 26 years of experience.
10:37I knew you could.
10:39But I need some advice.
10:41I want you to tell me what vest I should wear to the debate.
10:45What debate?
10:46I was spared from the debate the day before the election.
10:49Isn't it great?
10:50There is no debate.
10:51There is no debate.
10:52Debates are a mistake.
10:53But Primo, don't you think that would be a good way to communicate my opinion to the students?
10:57I've already taken care of it.
10:58Don't worry.
10:59Didn't I tell you I'm good?
11:00Twice.
11:01Good.
11:01Hey.
11:03Tomorrow you will meet with the rugby team at ten o'clock.
11:06You will tell them how important sports are to the university's image.
11:09This.
11:09Sport is good for the university's image.
11:12This.
11:12Then with the science club at ten thirty.
11:13You'll tell them that education is very important and that the university spends too much money.
11:17in sports.
11:18This.
11:18Too much money in sports.
11:20This.
11:20At midday, meet with the student club and tell them that the students spend too much time
11:24in class and that you're going to promote the three-day weekend.
11:26This.
11:26Too long.
11:27Then at three o'clock you will meet with the parents' association and tell them that
11:30We are here to study, not to be lazy.
11:33And that there will be classes on Saturdays.
11:34This?
11:34Yeah.
11:35Cousin.
11:35A small question from a simple myth.
11:40It's like telling everyone what they want to hear.
11:43Welcome to politics.
11:47I am very proud.
11:49Hey, cousin, remind me for a moment.
11:52Are you asking me to do something dishonest?
11:55Valky.
11:56They want to reinstate the foreign language, don't they?
11:58Yeah.
11:59Well, to do that you have to be elected president of the student body, and I'm the one who's going to be elected.
12:03to achieve it.
12:03Cousin, can I clarify my position on all issues if I attend the debate?
12:07There is no debate.
12:08Forget the debate.
12:09The first rule is no debates.
12:13Larry, I have the results of the latest poll.
12:15Come.
12:15Attention, attention, everyone.
12:18We have the results of the latest survey.
12:19Go ahead, Jennifer, give us the good news.
12:21I think you're wrong about the debate.
12:24Valky, for the last time, there is no debate, there is no debate.
12:26Go ahead, Jennifer.
12:28Tell us how far ahead Valky is.
12:30Valky loses by 15 points.
12:35Go into the debate with your opponent.
12:43Two days later.
12:45Valky, for the last time, you're not going to wear the traditional election hat.
12:56viposianas.
12:57Do you think so?
12:59Do you believe that?
13:00No.
13:01Give it to me.
13:02No.
13:02Give it to me!
13:03Give it to me!
13:21Jennifer.
13:22Average.
13:24Valky is ready for the drill.
13:26Have I dressed him?
13:27Have I prepared it for you?
13:28It has cost me five years of my life.
13:36Ladies, here is the new student body president of the University of Chicago.
13:43Valky and Bartókomus.
13:54Valky, you look great in that suit.
13:56He needs a goal.
14:02No, I need it.
14:10What are you?
14:12Hey, Valky.
14:14Remember that presentation is key to winning the debate.
14:22OK?
14:22Good, good, good.
14:23OK.
14:24So what needs to be done to improve the presentation?
14:26Oh, I mustn't leave my hands on the podium.
14:32It makes me look lazy.
14:34And, let me tell you, I know.
14:37Oh, I mustn't play with my corobata.
14:40Which makes me look nervous.
14:43What else?
14:45Not a clue.
14:46Oh, I mustn't use that phrase for anything.
14:52It makes me seem...
14:53It makes me look fireproof.
14:57Ignorant.
14:58Ignorant.
15:09Oh, to remember where to laugh.
15:12Okay, okay.
15:12OK.
15:13Let's go.
15:14Let's go.
15:14Forward.
15:15Jennifer.
15:16Ah, your first question.
15:25Mr. Bartókomo?
15:26Uh-huh.
15:29What are your thoughts on student loan financing?
15:36Loans?
15:39I wish I had a hat.
15:41Okay, fine!
15:41Okay.
15:42Okay, okay.
15:43Okay.
15:44Mr. Bartókomo, what are your thoughts on financing student loans?
15:51Jennifer, I'm glad you asked me that question.
15:54Because the financing of student loans is a topic that deserves my attention.
16:02And, uh, I assure you that it will receive my full and complete attention.
16:09You can swear that to the students.
16:11And, in fact, funding student loans is one of my top 10 goals for improving the university.
16:20You're doing great here.
16:22Hey! Hey!
16:32That?
16:33Larry, I need to talk to you.
16:34I have something to tell you that you're going to find upsetting.
16:37You don't love me anymore.
16:38You don't even want to marry me.
16:40It's horrible.
16:41Hadn't you thought of that?
16:42That's not the bad news.
16:47Maybe not for you, but think of poor Larry.
16:51Larry the bad one...
16:52Larry, it's not about marriage.
16:58Thank God.
17:00The athletes have learned that Valky wants to reinstate the foreign language subject.
17:04They are going to change their vote to Valky's opponent.
17:07I knew it could happen.
17:09I'll tell Valky.
17:13Come on, Maria. Let's sit down.
17:16It's lucky that Larry has this campaign so he doesn't have to think about breaking off his engagement.
17:24The athletes have changed their vote to your opponent.
17:28Well, people change.
17:30The Seredos make a decision and carry it through to the end.
17:36You just don't understand. If we can't win back their vote, we'll lose the election.
17:41I have an idea.
17:43They just have to forget about the language and they'll vote again.
17:46Cousin, wait a minute. You're...
17:48You know, sometimes I think you're completely crazy.
17:52You don't know.
17:54I can't forget the language. That's why I'm running for president.
17:58So I can't forget it.
18:00Valky, your goal is to get elected.
18:01Tell them what they want to hear.
18:03When I'm president, do whatever you want.
18:05Cousin, don't you think that's dishonest?
18:07It's the American way.
18:08But won't they care?
18:12Do they care?
18:14They expect that.
18:15One moment.
18:15Before the debate, the candidates will make a statement, and afterwards the students will be able to ask each of them a few questions.
18:23Mr. Bartókomus, we are ready to listen to you.
18:25Thank you, my dear young lady.
18:44Professors, my esteemed opponent, and students.
18:51My name is Valky Baratokomus.
18:53I am a student in favor of them and for them.
18:57If you choose me, I promise to be firm but flexible, demanding but vulnerable, soft but absorbent.
19:16I would like to establish a more welcoming and cheerful cafe.
19:32Now you can begin asking Mr. Bartókomus your questions.
19:35Yes, the one with the pink jersey.
19:41My name is Lisa Morton.
19:42Hello, Lisa Rika.
19:44Hello.
19:45Mr. Bartókomus, in your speech to the Parents' Association, you said that you wanted to be the president of education.
19:52But when he spoke to the student club, he said that education is overrated.
19:57What does he say now?
19:59I'm glad you asked me that question because it's a topic that deserves my full attention, and I can assure you that it would receive my complete and undivided attention.
20:13You can swear to that.
20:15Good answer.
20:16Wait a minute, what he said doesn't make sense.
20:19Next question.
20:19I have a question.
20:20What about the rumor that we'll be forced to study a foreign language to graduate?
20:26I'm glad you asked that because I can't lie to you.
20:29The language?
20:30Yes, yes.
20:31Mr. Bartókomus cannot lie and he cannot stay.
20:34He has another commitment, but I'm here to tell you that if the move goes through...
20:38Please, please, please, cousin, please, I have to say it.
20:46Listen, if you're going to vote, vote for me.
20:48You need to know who I am and what I believe in.
20:51My name is Valky Baratokomus and I am a shepherd of Mipos sheep.
20:56And if I am elected, I intend to reinstate the foreign language subject.
21:01I lost, I lost like never before.
21:24Know?
21:25I wanted to win for once.
21:29Cousin, will you stop talking nonsense?
21:31You haven't lost.
21:32I lost.
21:33I lost.
21:35I lost the selection.
21:36Right, Barty?
21:43You're the loser.
21:48Don't forget it.
21:55I can't believe you're taking it so well.
21:57You've lost.
21:59But, cousin, I haven't lost.
22:01I wasn't elected president, but I got what I wanted.
22:04My opponent said that restoring the language was a good idea and that he is going to promote it.
22:10And does that make you happy?
22:12Happy?
22:13I'm heretical!
22:19Oh, Lord!
22:20Oh, heavens!
22:21I've lost again!
22:23Oh, God!
22:23I've lost 13 lessons from students, and the last one wasn't even a student!
22:28Okay!
22:29Oh, Lord!
22:30Here's tape number two!
22:32I can't believe it!
22:33My body is a man.
22:37And the problems go beyond the goal, I understand.
22:43Here's tape number 6!
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