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El Sr. Wainwright invita a Larry a ir de caza con él y, cuando Balki se entera de que van a cazar patos, se muestra más que dispuesto a acompañarlos. Tras un traumático incidente con patos en Mypos, Balki guarda rencor a estos animales, pero cuando descubre que los patos que el Sr. Wainwright va a cazar no son los patos asesinos de Mypos, intenta detener la caza.
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00:00Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing will rearrange.
00:16Sometimes you just get a feeling like you need some kind of change.
00:22No matter what the odds are this time, nothing's gonna stand in my way.
00:30This flame in my heart and a long-lost friend gives every dark screen a light at the end.
00:38Standing tall on the wings of my dreams.
00:45Rise and fall on the wings of my dreams.
00:51The rain and thunder, the wind and haze, I'm bound for better days.
00:58It's my life, my dream, and nothing's gonna stop me now.
01:05It's my life, my dream, and nothing's gonna stop me now.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Yeah, yeah.
01:16Cousin, I'm home.
01:36Push your fingers together.
01:42Thank you, Cousin.
01:46I have never been so proud.
02:02You've enlisted.
02:07Falky, I haven't enlisted.
02:09Falky, this is hunting gear.
02:27Tomorrow, I am going hunting with Wainwright.
02:30Hunting? Cousin, I didn't know you were a hunter.
02:32I'm not. I've never been hunting before in my life.
02:35But how hard could it be?
02:38You point the gun, you pull the trigger, you hit something.
02:47Now, wait a minute, Cousin.
02:48You know I don't approve of the hunting of innocent animals.
02:51Falky, it's a sport.
02:54It's only a sport if the animals have guns, too.
02:57But you're big enough to make your own bad decisions.
03:05Just for the record,
03:07what poor, wide-eyed, innocent creature
03:09who never made you any harm in the world
03:12and whose very existence supports the delicate balance of nature
03:16will you be mindlessly slaughtering?
03:23Ducks.
03:23Ducks?
03:35Yes.
03:37Ducks.
03:43Filthy,
03:44disgusting,
03:46immortal
03:47ducks?
03:48Well,
03:54ducks.
03:57I
03:58hate
03:59ducks.
04:01Ducks have terrorized generations of Mipiots.
04:05Cousin,
04:07they ruin our crops,
04:09foul our wells,
04:10and date our chickens.
04:11We tried, Cousin.
04:19We tried to live peacefully with the ducks.
04:21We,
04:22we talked to them.
04:23We negotiated with them.
04:25We threatened.
04:26We even set out a tangy orange sauce
04:28to let them know we meant business.
04:31But nothing worked.
04:32In the end,
04:33we had no choice
04:34but to do battle with the ducks.
04:36Oh, Cousin,
04:37let me go with you.
04:38Let me,
04:38let me hunt,
04:40let me hunt these dreadful creatures
04:42and eradicate them from the face of the earth.
04:44Verde,
04:45disgusting,
04:46immortal ducks.
04:48Oh,
04:49oh,
04:49oh,
04:53oh,
04:55oh,
04:55oh,
04:56oh,
04:57oh,
04:57oh,
04:58oh,
04:58oh.
04:59oh.
05:02Belky,
05:03snap out of it.
05:07I'm fine.
05:09Cousin,
05:10you got to take me with you.
05:11You must let me hunt the ducks.
05:12I got to.
05:13Belky, Belky, Belky,
05:13listen to me.
05:14No way.
05:15No way.
05:15I am not letting you get anywhere near those ducks.
05:18Oh,
05:18no.
05:21Filthy,
05:22disgusting,
05:23immortal ducks.
05:24Oh,
05:25oh,
05:26oh,
05:27oh,
05:28oh,
05:29oh,
05:30oh,
05:31oh,
05:32oh,
05:33oh,
05:34oh,
05:35oh,
05:36oh,
05:37oh,
05:38oh,
05:39oh,
05:40oh.
05:41Belky,
05:42snap out of it.
05:44I'm fine.
05:47All right.
05:48Belky,
05:50what is wrong with you?
05:52Cousin,
05:53there's something about me that,
05:55that I've never told you.
06:02I don't want to know.
06:07Well,
06:08you've got to know.
06:10When I was a little boy,
06:11I,
06:12I found this little baby turtle.
06:14He had,
06:15he had hurt his little leg and his mama leave him behind.
06:18So,
06:19I took him home and I nursed him back to health.
06:22I named him Bippy.
06:24Oh,
06:25Bippy.
06:29One day,
06:30Bippy and I were laying out in a field,
06:32getting some sun.
06:34And all of a sudden,
06:35out of nowhere,
06:36a duck swooped out of the sky and grabbed Bippy and fly away.
06:40And I,
06:41I run after them,
06:42stumbling and calling,
06:44Bippy,
06:45Bippy,
06:46Bippy.
06:48And,
06:49and Bippy looked,
06:50looked down longingly at me and cried out.
07:00Cousin,
07:02Let me go with you and hunt the enemy duck.
07:05Let me do it
07:06for
07:07Bippy.
07:13Cousin.
07:16I'm sorry about
07:20Bippy.
07:25But I can't let you go.
07:26Cousin.
07:27But I was,
07:28I was the best duck hunter on me, boss.
07:30You have shotguns on me, boss?
07:32Well,
07:33of course we do.
07:34Don't be ridiculous.
07:36How else you think we make Swiss cheese?
07:42But to hunt the dreaded duck,
07:45we needed a more accurate weapon,
07:47a more deadly weapon.
07:49So we developed the ultimate weapon.
07:53I brought one with me just in case.
07:55The ducks have been known to migrate.
07:58Cousin.
07:59Cousin.
08:00Wait till you see this.
08:01You're going to want one.
08:02Valky,
08:03I don't want to see the ultimate weapon.
08:05This trip is very important to me.
08:07You can't come.
08:08Here it is.
08:09The deadly bonk-a-duck.
08:23Deadly bonk-a-duck.
08:35Pretty impressive, huh?
08:37Valky, that is just a sling with a rock.
08:39You can't hit anything with that.
08:41Ah!
08:46That's what that duck said.
08:55Now,
08:57you see that soda can sitting on that bus bench about 50 yards away?
09:01Yes, I see it.
09:02You expect me to believe that you're going to hit that can with a rock in this silly sling?
09:07No,
09:08Mr. Yee of Little Face.
09:12I expect you to believe that I'm going to hit that soda can,
09:16make it spin in the air,
09:18bounce off that tree,
09:19and land in the trash can.
09:21Valky,
09:22have you been doing cartwheels without your arms again?
09:24Stand over there.
09:40Yeah!
09:45Oh, my Lord!
09:46You hit it!
09:47And?
09:48It's spinning in the air!
09:49And?
09:50Bouncing off the tree!
09:51Into?
09:52A trash can!
09:53And I say less.
09:56Balky, you are coming with me on this trip.
09:59After this weekend, I'll be Wayne Rice's favorite employee.
10:02I'll get a raise. I'll get a promotion.
10:05And I'll get a handsome duck head for the mantle.
10:08Balky, over here.
10:24This spot is perfect.
10:38I love the smell of stagnant swamp water in the morning.
10:56Reminds me of meepos.
10:59Yo, ducks! I'm your worst nightmare.
11:05A meepiot with a fully loaded over-shouldered boulder holder.
11:14Balky, is this good duck weather?
11:17Oh, this is great duck weather.
11:19The sky was just like this the last time the ducks invaded meepos.
11:23There were hundreds of them.
11:25They came in low from the north.
11:27They got in right under radaros.
11:30You mean radar?
11:31No, I mean radaros.
11:32He's a little guy with baggy pants
11:34who sits in a tree
11:36and looks up into this guy for ducks.
11:39On the weekends, he's a windsock at the airport.
11:41Reconnaissance, ducks!
11:44No, ducks!
11:47Wait, you won't be down over here.
11:51Yes, sir. Sorry.
11:53Balky stepped on a fish.
11:55I'm counting on you two.
11:57The pride of the Chronicle is in our hands.
11:59You have nothing to worry about, sir.
12:01Mr. Wainwright, if you can, try to take a few of the ducks alive.
12:05We can interrogate them.
12:07Just a little duck humor, sir.
12:10Remember, kill as many ducks as you can.
12:13We're here to have fun.
12:19Balky, what if no ducks fly over?
12:22Don't worry, Corson.
12:23I have this.
12:25I can call them.
12:34I speak fluent duck.
12:37I know how to lure them, Corson.
12:39It's an old but effective trick.
12:41I'll do the duck mating call.
13:05Now, remember, Corson, they'll be in a mating mood.
13:08So whatever you do, don't make eye contact.
13:18Balky.
13:19What?
13:20It worked.
13:21I see ducks.
13:22Where?
13:23Off in the distance.
13:24I think they're headed this way.
13:25I hope I see the one who got bippy.
13:30They're getting closer.
13:32Wait a minute.
13:33No, Corson.
13:34Well, what did you do that for?
13:39Well, I cannot let you kill them ducks.
13:52What are you doing?
13:53What is the matter with you?
13:54Because we cannot kill them ducks.
13:56What do you mean we cannot kill them ducks?
13:58You hate ducks.
13:59Well, I don't hate little, floofy ducks.
14:01Them ducks aren't me pussy and killer ducks.
14:04Ducks is ducks.
14:09Gideos.
14:10You shot too soon and scared the ducks away.
14:12Mr. Wainwright, it was my fault.
14:14I told him not to do.
14:15Oh.
14:16He's covering for me, sir.
14:17He's the best cousin you could ask for.
14:19Ow!
14:20It won't happen again, sir.
14:21If we go home losers, I'll be unhappy.
14:24And then you'll be unhappy.
14:28Can I tell you how dashing you look in your hunting here, sir?
14:33Alky, we have to kill those ducks.
14:36Those ducks are the same kind of ducks that swept out of the sky and grabbed little Bippy.
14:40Poor, helpless defense is little Bippy.
14:43Whose life became an empty shell.
14:45Nice imagery question, but I'm not buying it.
14:51Them ducks is just little floofy ducks.
14:54Little floofy ducks cannot pick up a 300-pound sea turtle and fly away.
15:04Bippy was a 300-pound turtle?
15:08When I watched his diet, yeah.
15:11And a duck carried him away?
15:15What do these ducks look like?
15:19Oh, cousin, they are terrifying.
15:22They have a six-foot wingspan.
15:25And their skin is this leathery, armor-like material.
15:31They have razor-sharp claws and long, ferocious beaks.
15:37And the backs of their heads come to a point.
15:40Although they do have a rather disarming smile.
15:42Bucky, you just described a pterodactyl.
15:50No.
15:52Pterodactyl.
15:53You say pterodactyl, we say pterodactyl.
15:56You say tomato, we say tomato.
15:58My point is, let's call the whole thing off.
16:00Pterodactyl, believe me, if these were little fluffy ducks, I'd be the first one to say we can't kill them.
16:07But those ducks were pterodactyls.
16:10They were just too far away for you to recognize them.
16:12So call them back.
16:13Call them back and knock as many of them as you can out of the sky.
16:15And you'll see them for the killer ducks that they really are.
16:20Boy, do we hate ducks.
16:23Ducks, ducks.
16:25Filthy, disgusting, immoral ducks.
16:28Do you know you're three floats short of a parade?
16:40All right, all right, Bucky.
16:44Maybe these aren't killer ducks, but I have the opportunity of a lifetime year.
16:47We are talking about my future.
16:51On the way here, Mr. Wainwright called me Barry.
16:57Do you realize how close that is to my real first name?
17:01Bucky, if we can knock just a few ducks out of the sky, my career will take off.
17:06So please, please, please, please, come, please, Bucky, please, Bucky, Bucky, Bucky.
17:10You're calling the ducks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
17:20I'm not calling the ducks. I'm calling to them to tell them that there's danger here and they should not come back.
17:27Now, we're going to just sit down right here until Mr. Wainwright, publisher and duck murderer,
17:34decides it's time to go home.
17:40Bucky, nobody has shot a duck all day. If I can get just one duck, the Chronicle will win and Wainwright will love us. Call a duck.
17:51No. Just one duck. No.
17:53One duck that none of the other ducks like.
17:57Forget it, cousin.
17:59Oh, boy. Hey, these little boogers really putting up a fight.
18:05It's no mess for me.
18:06Oh.
18:08Yeah.
18:10Yeah, I think this baby's a keeper.
18:13You know, this, this, ah, this march is teeming with me porthian delicacies.
18:20Look, I've got snails, slugs and grubs.
18:23When we get home, I'm going to make a nice three larva salad.
18:29Little raspberry vinaigrette dressing.
18:31Ducks, who needs you?
18:38If I get lucky here, my whole life changes forever.
18:42You did that.
18:53That's right. I did.
18:54Ah.
18:55Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
18:59Wah-ha-ha-ha
19:01Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha
19:04Ah!
19:19Ah!
19:20Hi-hi-hi!
19:21Ah!
19:23Ah-ah!
19:23Now the duck call is under water and you'll never get it.
19:38Balky, the duck call is made out of wood. It floats.
19:42Here it is.
19:49There. I've called them.
19:53What are you laughing at?
19:56You just told the ducks to migrate to Disney World.
20:09You just told the ducks never to come back because this Mars is going condo.
20:19You lost them, Coss, and now you're speaking in goose.
20:23Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
20:26Ha-ha! No, no, no!
20:27Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
20:33Ha. There they come.
20:37No, I cannot let you do this.
20:38You can't stop me.
20:40Stop me!
20:43Buddy, stop it!
20:45This is dangerous! Someone could get hurt!
20:48Now, leave me alone.
20:50I know what I'm doing!
20:55Oh, my Lord!
20:58Appleton, you idiot!
21:03I just shot my boss in the butt.
21:10So, you had the opportunity of a lifetime, and you shot your boss.
21:21Good career move, Appleton.
21:24I would have been at the Chronicle three years next month.
21:29This is the saddest day of my life.
21:33I'm really gonna miss you.
21:35Are you gonna take the stapler?
21:38You can have it.
21:41All right, thanks.
21:43I'm gonna turn around now, Appleton.
21:45Don't shoot.
21:58Appleton, I've reconsidered.
22:01You're not fired.
22:02Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
22:04I knew you'd realize that I was a valuable employee,
22:07and that I make a valuable contribution to the Chronicle,
22:10and I knew you'd find it in your heart to forgive me, sir.
22:12I'm not firing you because the union won't let me.
22:17That's good enough for me, sir.
22:20Belky, Belky, Belky, good news.
22:22Wainwright was just here, and he left, and he said he's not gonna fire me.
22:27Well, that was quick.
22:28I just left a peace offering on his desk not three minutes ago.
22:31What'd you leave on his desk?
22:32A nice dish of three larva salad with a note saying it was from you.
22:38Oh, my Lord.
22:40Lord.
22:41Ah!
22:43Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:46Oh!
22:47Oh!
22:48Oh!
22:50Oh!
22:51That's a good thing.
22:52Oh!
22:53Oh!
22:54Oh!
22:55Oh!
22:56Oh!
22:57Oh!
22:58Oh!
23:00Oh!
23:02Oh!
23:03Oh.
23:04Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:07Oh!
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