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Larry lies to Jennifer to get out of going to the ballet with her, so Balki tries to convince him that lying never works and tells him about an episode of The Honeymooners that he saw where Ralph lies to Alice. The guys and gals reenact the episode of The Honeymooners in black and white.
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01:22Falky, you are looking at the luckiest man in Chicago.
01:28Well, I hope you're happy.
01:29I am.
01:30Because you are about to eat the driest pig pancreas soufflé known to man.
01:42You could have called.
01:45You're right.
01:46I'm wrong.
01:47I'm sorry.
01:49I was right.
01:52I happen to have two courtside seats to tonight's Bulls game.
01:55Wait a minute.
01:56It's the biggest basketball game of the season.
01:58You're not gonna believe what happened.
01:59Wainwright called me, told me he can't make tonight's game.
02:02Since he knows I'm a big Bulls fan, he's having the tickets sent here.
02:05Is life good or what?
02:09Can I wedge in a wise word here?
02:11You promised Jennifer you would take her to the ballet tonight.
02:15Oh, I took care of that.
02:16I told her I had to do something for Mr. Wainwright.
02:18She understood perfectly.
02:20So you lied.
02:21No, I didn't.
02:22No, I didn't.
02:23You always lie.
02:24I am doing something for Mr. Wainwright.
02:27I am using his tickets at his request.
02:29So you lied.
02:31No, I didn't.
02:32Yes, you did.
02:33No, I didn't.
02:34Yes, you sure did.
02:35But at worst, I am massaging the truth a bit.
02:38Massaging it?
02:40You gave it a full body loofah scrub and a mud bath.
02:46Melky, you and I are going to the game tonight and we are going to have a great time.
02:50Oh, is that so?
02:51Is that?
02:52Well, let me tell you, it has been my observation that every time you lie to Jennifer, something
02:57Bad things happen.
02:58I saw the exact same thing happen on an old rerun of a 1950s television show.
03:03There's this big roly-poly bus driver always trying to hide things from his wife.
03:07Every time he does, he gets in trouble.
03:09Well, he's got this friend upstairs.
03:11He wears a vest.
03:12He's the smart one.
03:14A friend comes down.
03:20Gordon!
03:21Gordon, get down here right away.
03:22It's important.
03:23I'd say that, Alfie Boyd!
03:24Sorry it took so long.
03:25What's up?
03:26What's up?
03:27I'll tell you what's up.
03:42You and I are in for a treat tonight.
03:46We...
03:47Everybody, don't tell me, let me guess.
03:49Is it Beers of All Nations Night
03:51down at the Lodge?
03:52Because if it is,
03:52I'm going to have to say no.
03:54I've been having
03:55very bad problems lately
03:57with the old tum-tum.
03:58I don't think I could tolerate
03:59more than a pitcher or two.
04:01Pitcher or two.
04:04Are you going to let me tell you
04:06Where are we going?
04:07Or are you going to run off
04:08at the mouth all night?
04:09No, no, no.
04:10I'm going to let you tell me.
04:10Just go ahead, Ralph.
04:11Thank you.
04:12Just, uh,
04:13I'm all ears.
04:14Just let me have it, Ralph.
04:16Just let me have it.
04:17Right here, Ralph.
04:18Let her rip.
04:19Let her rip, Ralph.
04:21Just get the thought
04:22and let it out.
04:34Martin, you are a mental game.
04:38I'm going to sit down.
04:39Out of the approach.
04:40Two guys dropped out
04:53of the Pro-Am bowling tournament tonight
04:55and you and I
04:57they are going to take their places.
04:59Hold up, Moon!
05:02We are going to be bowling
05:03with professionals,
05:04guys who are on their own
05:05bowling shoes.
05:07Ba-ba-ba-boom!
05:09We are a couple
05:10of lucky stiffs.
05:13Hi, Ralph.
05:20Hi, Ed.
05:23The tailor said he wants to know
05:25who's wearing these pants.
05:26You or the bus?
05:27Hearty, ha, ha.
05:34I'm sorry I'm late, Ed.
05:35I had to stop at the butcher shop
05:36to get you lamb chops for dinner.
05:38What are you cooking me
05:39For dinner tonight, Alice?
05:41Nothing.
05:41Did you forget?
05:42We're going to my mother's
05:43for dinner.
05:43Hey, Alice there,
05:44You're out of luck there.
05:46Uh, Ralph and I,
05:46You're going to go...
05:47No, no, Norton.
05:47Norton.
05:48Norton.
05:48Norton.
05:49Norton, don't you have
05:49Should we go upstairs and eat?
05:52No, and take, uh,
05:53Trixie, like,
05:53half an hour to cook dinner.
05:54Well, maybe you should
05:56Go watch her.
05:57Ralph, I know
05:59when you're kidding.
06:00I've seen Trixie
06:01cook before.
06:02Hey, Trix, remember
06:02the time you were
06:03making them, uh,
06:03Potato pancakes?
06:04Flipping them?
06:05Up.
06:06Diggle!
06:07Diggle!
06:08Get it!
06:10What a, broccoli.
06:12Come on, Ed.
06:15Boy.
06:16Bill, you get out of here!
06:18Oh, yeah.
06:23All right, Ralph,
06:28What's going on?
06:29Well, uh, uh,
06:33I didn't want you to know
06:36that, uh, that, uh,
06:39I was going to work
06:40an extra shift tonight.
06:41Well, why not?
06:42You work extra shifts
06:43all the time.
06:45Well, uh, uh,
06:47I, uh,
06:50I, uh,
06:57I didn't want you to know
06:58That, uh,
07:00that I've been, uh,
07:01saving up to buy you
07:02That, uh,
07:02new refrigerator you wanted.
07:04And, uh,
07:05the money I was going
07:06Make tonight, uh,
07:07would have been enough
07:07for the first down payment.
07:09Oh, Ralph,
07:10That's so sweet!
07:12Too bad I won't
07:13be able to work.
07:15You want me to have
07:15dinner with your mother,
07:16So that's where I'll be.
07:18Oh, no, you won't.
07:20You go ahead
07:21and work your shift.
07:22My mother will understand.
07:23Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
07:53I don't get it, Norton.
07:55How did this happen to me?
07:57The same thing that always happens when you go to the ball.
07:59You throw your ball of ball.
08:03And you throw your ball.
08:04And you step onto the line.
08:15And you step onto the line.
08:16And you go to the ball line.
08:18So you start adding something extra to the ball.
08:20Just a little something extra on the ball.
08:23Give it a little extra body.
08:24As if you needed extra body.
08:31And then you let it go.
08:33And before you knew it, you were flat on your keister.
08:35Just lying there like a beach whale.
08:38Waiting for someone to pull the cup out of your mouth.
08:41No, you're not getting off.
08:44Now look.
08:46Alice will be here any minute.
08:47You gotta help me hide the fact that I hurt my back.
08:51Uh, wouldn't it be easier just to tell her what happened?
08:54Wouldn't it be easier just to tell her what happened?
08:59Why don't I just wear a sign on my back that says,
09:01Kick me hard.
09:04Not a good idea with your back out, Ralph.
09:08Oh, you are nuts.
09:10You know that, Norton?
09:12Now listen.
09:13If you help me out tonight, my back will be fine in the morning.
09:16And Alice will never know I went bowling.
09:21Ralph, I'm glad you're here.
09:23I've been thinking about the new refrigerator.
09:24Now, I'm not sure how it's gonna look in the space where the icebox is now.
09:27So why don't you move the icebox out of the way
09:29and put something over there that's the size of the new refrigerator.
09:39Now?
09:41Yeah, Ralph, now.
09:42You know, uh, Alice, that is a terrific idea.
09:46Really sensational.
09:47You should, uh, look into becoming one of the, uh,
09:49what do they call, uh, uh, inferior decorators.
09:57Alice, it's late.
09:58We'll move the icebox some other time.
10:00Is there some reason you don't want to move the icebox?
10:05No, no reason.
10:07Do you want it moved?
10:09We'll move it.
10:21Norton!
10:22How about giving me a hand with us?
10:24So, Ralphie.
10:25Ah!
10:28Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:31Ah!
10:31Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:35Ah!
10:35Ah!
10:36Ah!
10:36Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:39Ah!
10:39Ah!
10:40All right, Norton, help me pick this thing up.
10:45OK.
10:46Ah, three.
10:47Ready, Ralph?
10:49One.
10:50Two.
10:51What did you get in here?
10:52What did you get in here?
10:53What did you get out of here?
10:55Three.
10:56Ah!
10:57Ah!
10:58Ah!
10:59Ah!
11:00Ah!
11:00Ah!
11:01Ah!
11:01Ah!
11:02Ah!
11:02Ah!
11:03Ah!
11:03Ah!
11:04Ah!
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11:11Ah!
11:11Ah!
11:12Ah!
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11:24Ah!
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11:25Ah!
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11:26Ah!
11:26Ah!
11:27Is there something wrong with your back, Ralph?
11:38No.
11:39Why is there something wrong with my back?
11:41Because you and I were born...
11:42Why, Alex?
11:44Listen, Alice,
11:46I can explain.
11:47Save your breath, Ralph.
11:49I know everything.
11:52See, my mother's bus
11:53stops in front of the street.
11:54A couple of people have left in
11:55talking about how Cramden
11:57threw his back out
11:57and almost rolled down the alley
11:59with the ball.
12:02I'll be up at Trixie's
12:03until I calm down.
12:11Hey, hey, hey.
12:13I hate to rub sold in you one there, Ralph.
12:18Well, you should have known
12:20that Alice's bus
12:21was gonna go by the rolling alley there.
12:22I mean, you are a bus driver, right?
12:24I mean, you gotta use the old noodle.
12:25You're driving a bus there
12:27and 40 seconds read right
12:28to Broadway.
12:30The guy that's selling a newspaper there.
12:31What are you going to get off?
12:35Hey, your back looks pretty bad there, Ralph.
12:37It is bad.
12:38Looks like you can hardly move.
12:39I can't move.
12:40Not at all?
12:41I can't move at all.
12:42Not at all?
12:43I just told you,
12:43I can't move at all.
12:44Yeah, but not at all.
12:45I can't move at all.
12:47All right, then.
12:48The next day,
13:05Ralph's back was so bad
13:07he have to stay home the whole day
13:08and listen to Alice yell at him.
13:10Do you see what I'm driving at?
13:12Well, that's television. It has nothing to do with real life.
13:17There is no way in the world
13:19that Jennifer is going to find out about that basketball game.
13:24Oh, hi, Jen.
13:25Hi, Larry. A messenger just delivered these basketball tickets
13:28to our apartment instead of yours.
13:30Well, I can explain.
13:31Save your breath. I know everything.
13:34Larry, you've lied to me for the last time.
13:36Enjoy the game.
13:40Oh, what a tangled web we weave
13:45when first we practice to conceive.
14:10Cousin, you're crying.
14:15Didn't you have any luck?
14:17Belky, I don't know what I'm going to do.
14:20It's been a week. Jennifer still won't talk to me.
14:22I've tried everything.
14:23I've sent her flowers, candy, perfume.
14:26She just sends everything back.
14:28I'm beginning to think it's all over between us.
14:32Oh, Cousin, you're making a mountain out of mohair.
14:36Come on, Jennifer still loves you?
14:39She'll forgive you if you just tell her
14:40You're sorry, you were lying.
14:41And you'll never do it again?
14:43She'll never buy that.
14:44But, you know,
14:48If I do something heroic
14:51to show how much I love her,
14:53She'll have to forgive me.
14:54Cousin, that never works.
14:56Now, Ralph had the same problem with Alice.
14:58She wasn't talking to him
14:59after he lied about the bowling incident.
15:02So, instead of telling her the truth,
15:03He got his friend Norton,
15:05That's the smart one.
15:05to come down and help him to appear to be a hero
15:08so that she would like him again.
15:10Hello, Alice.
15:20Are you having a good day, Alice?
15:22Are you feeling okay?
15:24Trixie, please tell Ralph
15:26if he really cared anything about me,
15:27He wouldn't have lied.
15:30Alice says if he cared anything about her,
15:32you wouldn't have lied.
15:33Come on, Alice.
15:35Give me a break.
15:36It's been a week.
15:38Don't you think I've suffered enough?
15:39Ralph, Trixie, tell Ralph
15:41as far as I'm concerned,
15:42the suffering has barely begun.
15:48Alice says...
15:49I heard what Alice says.
15:53You'd think I was the only guy in the world
15:54who ever lied to his wife.
15:57Norton!
15:58You must have lied to Trixie once or twice.
16:01Well, uh,
16:02to tell you the truth there, Ralph,
16:04in 13 years of marital bliss,
16:07I, uh...
16:08I never yet once lied to Trixie.
16:11Ed said he once thought about lying to me,
16:12But he felt so guilty,
16:13he bought me a big bouquet of flowers
16:15and a bottle of my favorite perfume.
16:17Yeah, but now, uh...
16:19I wrote him a little poem to go with it.
16:25Roses are red.
16:29Violets are bluer.
16:30Can you ever forgive
16:33Your guy from the sewer?
16:39How do you like that?
16:40He's a poet and he don't even know that he is.
16:42All right.
16:47All right.
16:49So, I'm a lousy husband.
16:51What do you want me to do?
16:53Say I'm sorry?
16:55Okay.
16:57I'm sorry.
16:58I'm sorry.
16:59I'm sorry.
17:00Now, shut up!
17:01You know, Ralph,
17:10the only thing bigger
17:11than your mouth
17:12is your...
17:13Don't say it, Alice!
17:18Come on, Trixie.
17:19Let's go to a movie.
17:21Okay.
17:22Bye, Ed.
17:28I hope you chunk
17:29On your racinets!
17:31How do you like that?
17:37Norton,
17:38This is killing me.
17:41I don't mind the silent treatment,
17:43But Alice won't cook for me.
17:46I have to get her
17:47to forgive me.
17:49I can't take another night
17:50of eating beans
17:51out of the can.
17:53I don't know, Ralph.
17:54She seemed pretty steamed.
17:58Hey, you, uh,
17:58You got a fork?
17:59I got it.
18:03If I do something
18:04to prove to Alice
18:05how much I love her,
18:06She'll have to forgive me.
18:08Now, I've got a plan,
18:09But I'm going to need your help.
18:10I'm with you.
18:11I'm with you 100%.
18:12All right.
18:13Now,
18:14You're going to have to
18:15disguise yourself
18:16as a robber
18:17and then sneak in here
18:18later tonight.
18:19Now, it's really important
18:20that Alice doesn't know
18:21That's you.
18:22Don't worry, Ralph.
18:22I once played a tomato
18:24in the school play
18:25and nobody knew
18:25It was me.
18:31Hello there.
18:36I am a tomato.
18:39You may think
18:40I am a vegetable,
18:42But I am really
18:44a fruit.
18:44You're not a fruit,
18:55Norton.
18:55You're a mental case.
19:00Now, where was I?
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:03All right.
19:04Now, after you break in here
19:05and say you're a robber,
19:07you say that you want
19:08Alice's wedding ring.
19:09Now, I'll say
19:10that I would rather die
19:12than give it to you.
19:13You'll be so moved
19:14by the depth of my love
19:15that you'll leave
19:16without Alice's wedding ring.
19:18She'll have to forgive me.
19:23Ralph, I gotta tell you
19:24I'm touched.
19:26You would rather die
19:27than let somebody
19:29have Alice's wedding ring.
19:32You sweet kid.
19:35But it won't work.
19:37Nah, you gotta whine it.
19:38Dine and dance it.
19:42That won't work.
19:43I got it.
19:45I'll help her dust.
19:49Now, why don't you
19:50Just buy her a fur coat?
19:53Nah, that won't work.
19:57Oh, I think she's got
19:58That's a good point, Ralph.
19:59What have you got to say
20:12For yourself now, Ralph?
20:14I got a big man!
20:24Alice was so mad at Ralph
20:25that not only did she not
20:27speak to him for two weeks,
20:29But she makes him sleep.
20:30on the fire escape.
20:31I love that show.
20:35And you said you can't
20:37learn anything from television.
20:40I should have known
20:42that someone as wonderful
20:43as Jennifer
20:43could never love somebody
20:45as low and
20:47devious as me.
20:48Oh, I think she could.
21:00Larry, is this from you?
21:04Well, uh...
21:05Come on, don't be so shy.
21:07Of course it's from
21:08Cossie Larry.
21:09Who else would it be from?
21:11Oh, Larry, when I saw
21:12This little guy sitting
21:13on my fire escape
21:13with two tickets
21:14to the ballet in his paws,
21:16I knew I'd been
21:17too hard on you.
21:18Jennifer, I didn't leave
21:23that bear on the fire escape.
21:26The person who did
21:27is much nicer than I am,
21:28and I think I have
21:30a pretty good idea
21:31who that person is.
21:38Malty, was it you?
21:41Well, I was just
21:42trying to help.
21:45Oh!
21:47Oh, oh!
21:48What was that for?
21:51Well, Larry,
21:51You could have lied
21:52And said the bear
21:53was from you,
21:53But you didn't.
21:54You told the truth.
21:57I did, didn't I?
21:59I think we've had
22:01a breakthrough here.
22:02Well, this is because
22:04for celebration.
22:05What do you say
22:05we all go out
22:06to dinner tonight
22:07at Antoine's Cajun Kitchen?
22:08Oh, that's a wonderful idea.
22:09Balky, you want to call
22:10and make us reservations
22:11for four at eight o'clock?
22:13Four at eight.
22:13You got it.
22:14Mm.
22:14Will you just make a call?
22:33Baby,
22:34You're the greatest.
22:36You got it.
22:38You got it.
22:53You got it.
22:57Oh, yeah.
22:58Thanks for watching the video.
23:28Thanks for watching the video.
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