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Un productor musical escucha cantar a Balki en el trabajo y le dice que puede convertirlo en una estrella. Antes de que se dé cuenta, Balki se convierte en «Fresh Young Balki B» y está grabando su propio videoclip. Pero cuando descubre que la discográfica no está siendo sincera, quiere marcharse, pero ¿cómo puede renunciar si ya ha firmado un contrato?
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01:30From Lionel Davanil!
01:32I love it!
01:34He's not Wayne Newton, but he's my favorite rap artist.
01:37Don't you know Lionel?
01:39To know him?
01:41I drew a star for him.
01:43I'm Clive Enright, your producer.
01:45Are you a fan of his?
01:47Me? Her fan?
01:49Me? Her fan?
01:53I love it! I have all their albums.
01:55My favorite is Potion of Excitement.
01:57I'm drowning in the lotion of your Emotion Potion.
02:01I want to jump.
02:03Because of the shock of your unparalleled beauty.
02:07That fills me with emotion.
02:09I'm shocked.
02:11Stop, dog! You're going to get me!
02:13Wait, wait, wait.
02:15Don't stop it. It's good.
02:17Emotion!
02:19Emotion!
02:21Emotion!
02:23I know it has a very special appeal.
02:25I fall on my back.
02:27Stop, dog!
02:28I fall.
02:29I fall.
02:30From the west.
02:31Stop, dog!
02:32Hey, hey, hey!
02:33Valky, Valky.
02:34Wait, wait, wait.
02:35I can't stop, man!
02:36Already!
02:39Hey, hey...
02:40I've been in the music business for fifteen years...
02:42...and you carry the star sign everywhere you go.
02:46No, no, no, no.
02:48Valky, Valky didn't mean that.
02:51I warn you that Valky takes everything literally.
02:55Who are you?
02:56I am Valky's cousin and I have known about his problem for years.
02:59You have to be very careful with what you say to him/her.
03:01If someone tells you that you can be a star, you will think that you can be a star.
03:05Could be?
03:06He is passionate.
03:09He is innocent.
03:10People devour that garbage.
03:12With Juan's music, this kid could make a fortune.
03:18A fortune?
03:21He's joking.
03:22No, listen, I'm qualified to offer you a contract right now.
03:25And I want you to be the star of your own video.
03:28Oh, Mr. Ennerite, you are very kind, but...
03:31...I don't think I can be a star like Lionel da Vinyl.
03:34That's what Lionel said when I found him working in an auto parts store.
03:38I went from changing hubcaps to having a limousine in two weeks.
03:45Call me if you reconsider.
03:51Have you reconsidered?
03:53No, I introduced myself properly.
03:55I am not only Valky's cousin, but also Valky's agent.
03:59Why don't we get together or have a meal?
04:01Is tomorrow too soon to sign?
04:03In my office at three o'clock, I will put the ink in.
04:09Cousin, just a minute of your time.
04:11I have some questions.
04:13When are you considered?
04:15What is an agent and how long have you been one?
04:17Ah, an agent is someone like me, who negotiates million-dollar contracts for a singer like you.
04:27In exchange for a percentage of the many millions.
04:30I believe the average rate is fifty percent.
04:37It's not enough.
04:38You should take at least half.
04:40But...
04:42Yeah, I'm not a singer.
04:43I'm just Valky.
04:45I'm just some Joe Blow Nicky.
04:48I sing for friends, for family, and sometimes for sheep.
04:52Although...
04:53It is true that I have had great success in the Prados.
04:57Of course you were successful in the Prados.
04:59You have talent.
05:01I don't have it.
05:02I don't have it.
05:03Oh, yes, I have it.
05:04I don't have it.
05:05Oh, yes, you have it.
05:06I don't have it.
05:07I don't have it.
05:08I don't have it.
05:09I don't have it.
05:10Yes, you have it.
05:12I don't have it.
05:13Ah, yes, you have it.
05:14I don't have it.
05:15Ah, yes, you have it!
05:16Listen, Valky.
05:20It's easy to say Newton would have said he had no talent.
05:23There would be no Red Rose for a Blue Lady.
05:26There would be no Daddy Don't walk so fast.
05:28Don't walk so fast would not exist.
05:29Hold on a minute, cousin.
05:33I know you like I know the back of my head.
05:36You are trying to deceive Valky by using Wayne's name in vain.
05:41Okay, okay.
05:43Okay, okay, Valky.
05:45You're too clever.
05:47Of course I am.
05:52I was thinking about how proud Newton Dale's mother must be.
05:59And how proud your mom would be if you...
06:02Yes, chu.
06:10Cousin, what were you going to say?
06:12That my mom would be there if I...
06:14What were you going to say?
06:15My mom would be like, what the heck...
06:17Can't you just mention my mother and leave me like this?
06:21Cousin, do what you thought.
06:23I was thinking how proud your mom would be of you if you came back to my post like a big,
06:28big star.
06:30You, acting in response to my entire post.
06:33Your mom in the front row.
06:35Look, look.
06:36There it is.
06:37That's it.
06:38Oh, look.
06:41You present it from the stage.
06:45And she comes up in the last act to play the tambourine next to you.
06:50Oh, but she doesn't need that happiness.
06:53I want to do it.
06:59Sure?
07:00Yes, I want to do it for Mom.
07:02I want him to play the tambourine and jump with a clog.
07:05Oh, cousin, would she be so proud?
07:08Look at me, the convinced one.
07:09Thanks, cousin.
07:10It's the perfect song to start with.
07:12Guys, give it to the flock.
07:13One week later.
07:23Bring those spotlights here.
07:27Cousin, I'm so nervous.
07:30I've only had one week to rehearse.
07:33What if I forget the lyrics?
07:36What if I lose my voice?
07:37What if I have a pig in my garage?
07:41You won't have any pigs in your throat.
07:44No farm animal in the throat.
07:47You're going to be great now, right?
07:49Relax.
07:50You have talent.
07:52I don't have it.
07:53Oh, yes, I have it.
07:54That's what they pay you a fortune for...
07:58Cousin, look.
08:00They'll pay me to sing.
08:01I love to sing.
08:02I would sing for nothing.
08:03Don't say that again.
08:10Freshness, Malquive.
08:12Ready to eat them?
08:14No, I left my cutlery at home.
08:18Can I speak with you?
08:21Any problems with the contract?
08:23Yes, there is a problem.
08:25Clauses B, H, and K are unacceptable.
08:31And also, I want a limousine for coolness, Malquive and me.
08:36And there must be a wide assortment of sweets in the dressing room at all times.
08:42Remove the mint ones.
08:45No candy, no limousine.
08:47And the Bs, Hs, and Ks either stay as they are or leave.
08:50Made.
08:51Brilliant.
08:52Bye.
08:53Don't hate me for being so beautiful.
09:08Firm.
09:08Yeah, cool.
09:13We'll be on the air in five minutes.
09:15So hold on tight, don't lose your grip, and wait for him to give you the ticket.
09:19Capiche.
09:19Yes sir.
09:21Yes sir.
09:23I mean Ijea, sir.
09:25No, no, no.
09:29What did he say?
09:30Freshness video, Valky B.
09:38Take two.
09:39No no.
09:39No no.
09:41No no.
09:42No.
09:42No no.
09:54Thank you!
10:24Thank you!
10:25Thank you!
10:26Thank you!
10:27Thank you!
10:28Thank you!
10:29I was there with my flock
10:31My crazy mind didn't want to sleep.
10:34And he dreamed
10:35What could I do to achieve my dreams and make them the best?
10:43The ways
10:45And saying goodbye to my mom
10:47Crossing the sky to other lands
10:50Playing and working with cousin Larry
10:52Wage this war!
11:18Excited
11:19Because I am fulfilling my dreams
11:21And a new interior space making
11:23I am willing to reach the summit
11:25And you can't stop me
11:27Thank you!
11:28Thank you!
11:29Thank you!
11:30Thank you!
11:31Thank you!
11:32Thank you!
11:33Thank you!
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11:35Thank you!
11:36Thank you!
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11:38Thank you!
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11:40Thank you!
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11:42Thank you!
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11:44Thank you!
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11:50Thank you!
11:51Thank you!
11:52Thank you!
11:53Thank you!
11:54Thank you!
11:55Thank you!
11:56Thank you!
11:57Thank you!
11:58Thank you!
11:59Thank you!
12:00Thank you!
12:01Thank you!
12:02Thank you!
12:03Thank you!
12:04Thank you!
12:05Thank you!
12:06Thank you!
12:07Thank you!
12:08Let's watch the video.
12:19I hope you like it.
12:21Maybe one day I'll win a great mother.
12:25A Grammy is a Grammy.
12:27That's what I said.
12:28But even if I won, I would never forget the sweet old lady I mentioned back in my post.
12:34Well, when you win it, we'll have to negotiate.
12:36We're going to make a fortune.
12:40OK.
12:41For yourselves and others, open your eyes and listen.
13:02Falkey, I don't like this.
13:04All of them singing your name.
13:06No, don't worry, Merián.
13:09I didn't answer them.
13:12My, look, this is, is, is my stop.
13:15Now I sing alone.
13:16I was there with my flock.
13:19My shit and my organ lost for my tomorrow.
13:22What could I do to achieve my dream and become a better person?
13:26Capra.
13:27Capra.
13:29Falkey, it's incredible how different your voice sounds when you pick it up.
13:35It's not her voice, Merián.
13:37Mother, you're right, they dubbed it with a different voice.
13:43After all the effort, they throw my voice in the trash.
13:46How can this happen?
13:48How could another voice have entered my mouth?
13:50Well, I don't know, but if you must have another voice, that one isn't bad at all.
13:57In other words, it's not my voice.
13:59But you look fabulous.
14:02Your mom will be very proud.
14:05Will my mom be proud?
14:06About what?
14:07Am I pretending to be someone else?
14:09I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it.
14:11I don't want to be fresh, Valky B, ever again.
14:22Valky, be reasonable.
14:24If you don't come back and make things fresh, Valky B, you'll let a fortune slip through my fingers, your fingers.
14:30Valky, you can't waste the opportunity of a lifetime.
14:34Cousin, you're wasting your breath mints.
14:36I'm not going to fuss over someone else's voice.
14:39It's not gold.
14:40It's not a bad thing at all.
14:42Everyone does it.
14:44And did you know that Natalie Wood wasn't the one who sang in West Side Story?
14:48Oh, and Audrey Hepburn was dubbed in the songs of My Fair Lady.
14:52I suppose you'll surprise me now by telling me that someone else provided the voice for the Little Mermaid.
14:57Yeah!
14:58And don't ask me about Mr. Ed.
15:01No, Mr. Ed, no.
15:06Hey, Valky, Valky, think that...
15:09It's a team effort.
15:11It's like building a car.
15:13One person makes the engine, another person the body, and another person installs the seats.
15:17In the end, it doesn't matter who did what.
15:20You have a Buic.
15:21But you will hear another voice on the radio.
15:29Okay, okay, okay.
15:30Forget the cars, forget them.
15:33Think of it as making a cake.
15:35Cousin.
15:35One puts in the flour.
15:36Cousin.
15:36Another one breaks the eggs.
15:38Cousin.
15:38Another bat, these guys from...
15:39They're jamming the images.
15:40Let me ask you something.
15:42How many times have Mara Shale and Walpole taken credit for something done by Oti?
15:47How many times?
15:48How many times have Mara Shale and Walpole taken credit for something done by Oti?
15:52I keep a list of those things.
15:53How many?
15:53Blackjack.
15:56Blackjack?
15:58Twenty-one times?
16:00And how does that make you feel?
16:01Ah!
16:02I don't care.
16:07Okay, it bothers me a little.
16:09No.
16:14No.
16:17Of course it's not fair to give someone else the credit they deserve for the work of another.
16:22TRUE.
16:23Thanks, cousin.
16:25It's like building a house.
16:27Cousin.
16:27Okay, okay, okay!
16:29Giving your point of view.
16:33Jo.
16:33I'll call Enra and...
16:35And I will insist that you sing your own songs.
16:39Thanks, cousin.
16:41I can't believe you're still going back to your old jobs.
16:45You are about to become millionaires.
16:48Okay, Valky, here's the program for your promotional tour.
16:52Mr. Enra, and I'm very, very sorry to have to tell you this, but...
16:57Valky is not going to do any promotional tour unless she sings her songs.
17:04What does this say?
17:06I've seen the video and I don't like it.
17:09I really don't like it when someone else's voice comes out of my mouth.
17:12Monster, come on.
17:14When I told you I was going to make you a star, it wasn't because of your voice.
17:18Oh, no?
17:19It's your image that I want to sell.
17:21You see, I always thought of matching your image with JJJ's voice.
17:25None of my clients use their voice.
17:28That will not affect the distribution of profits.
17:31Cousin, cousin, please.
17:33Are you telling me that Lionel Davainil is just a pair of moving lips?
17:37Is that what I'm saying?
17:41What's going on with León León?
17:45And Jesse Jake?
17:47No one sings a note.
17:49Go ahead, paint me blue and call me Smurf.
17:54Mr. Enra, aren't you an honorable person?
17:58And I wash my face of everything.
18:01Not so fast, freshness.
18:04I have here a contract signed by you.
18:07According to paragraph Z, line 4, your lips are mine.
18:11You will move them where and when I say.
18:13Wait a minute, paragraph Z, let me see that.
18:16If you don't keep your end of the bargain, I will sue you.
18:18And you'll be in court until the day you die.
18:23Is that true?
18:26I'm afraid so.
18:29Come on.
18:29I have organized a press conference for tomorrow.
18:32Your introduction to the world of music.
18:34Representatives from the most important magazines will be here.
18:38So, be there or I'll see you in court.
18:41I'm fresh...
18:52I swear...
18:54...and so that you can see...
18:56...milo colar...
18:59I know it!
19:29Valky B!
19:37Hello.
19:38My name is...
19:41...Valky B. Freshness.
19:43And I want to introduce you to my disc jockey.
19:45MC Primo.
19:54Uncle.
19:55Hey!
19:56Your contract doesn't mention a disc jockey.
19:59You will answer their questions, and here are your answers.
20:02No one's asking questions, man.
20:04He's going to sing live, man.
20:06You can't do this.
20:08Ask the press.
20:09Do you want to hear Valky B sing?
20:11No no.
20:12Uncle.
20:14Valky sings.
20:14I was singing at work when a man brought me to stardom.
20:44You go record an album and a video.
20:46But I saw it and it wasn't in you.
20:49Something went wrong after so much waiting.
20:51It was my lips, but it wasn't my voice.
20:54What we heard was not his voice.
20:56Clive and Ryan changed it.
20:58None of his people sing his song.
21:04What I experienced seemed like a mistake to us.
21:06Neon, Leon, Chas and Jakey Dog Jokes.
21:08They don't sing a bit better than you.
21:11Lionel Tapai nor Lilás to Pace Jane.
21:13Their story is the same too.
21:16Even Jan Buck and Jimmy Mack couldn't sing another note.
21:20Valky B and her cousin M. Seth say so.
21:25What they hate and what they see is all a lie and I don't want to do it.
21:30Because all the hits on High Parade are a Clive and Ryan production.
21:35You can put an end to it.
21:37Tell everyone it's Clive's fault.
21:40It's Clive's fault.
21:41It's Clive's fault.
21:42It's Clive's fault.
21:52Cousin, look at this.
21:53Mr. N. Wright has been sued.
21:55And the guy who sang in my video has released an album and will soon win the Plutonium award.
22:01No Plutonium, Platy.
22:02Now he will become very, very rich, and we won't.
22:08But you got the scoop on N. Wright and his fake singers.
22:13It has been published in Rolling Stone, Musician Weekly and Rap and Roll.
22:18I suppose Valky B and M. C. Primo's freshness served some purpose.
22:22It's a shame we had to perform.
22:24Well, you still have time.
22:26Don't move there!
22:27No, no, no, no!
22:27Come on, M.C., you're in trouble!
22:29What a pain!
22:32No, no, no, no!
23:02Thanks for watching the video.
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