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00:00Especially Tool Week here on Tool Time.
00:03We're doing our salute to salute.
00:10Tim.
00:14Could we?
00:15We bet we could, fella.
00:18Actually, we're doing our salute to Binford's new line of tools just for the ladies.
00:22That's right. Like this.
00:23Binford's lightweight Lady Binford drill.
00:25It's 30% lighter, which every woman likes in a tool.
00:28As well as herself.
00:30Well, these tools are fine if you've got room at home.
00:35But what about the woman that's out on a formal affair?
00:38Ah, well, for that, we recommend Binford's Gal-on-A-Go Evening Bag.
00:42Heidi?
00:47As you can see, sequins on the outside, tools on the inside.
00:53Broken heel? Not a problem.
00:54You have a small hammer with nails.
00:56Problem zipper? Not a problem. You have a set of pliers.
01:02Unsightly nose hair? Not a problem.
01:08Needle nose pliers.
01:12Let's face it, ladies. You have an unsightly nose hair problem.
01:14You're not invited out to many formal affairs anyway.
01:17Thank you, Heidi.
01:18Thank you, Tim.
01:19Now, what about the woman that's not too good with tools in general?
01:21For that,
01:22we recommend the tool, men, and a tote.
01:25One quick pull.
01:26One quick pull.
01:45guitar solo
02:15guitar solo
02:45Hey Randy, you want to play some catch?
02:56I can't, I'm doing my homework
02:57Dear Molly
03:01Hey, get out of here, I don't want you reading my homework
03:03Doesn't look like homework to me
03:05Come on
03:06When I think of kissing you, my heart beats like a symphony
03:10It's for music class
03:16Oh yeah?
03:20Then who's Molly?
03:22Well that shows how much you know
03:24Molly is a musical instrument
03:27You know what I think?
03:31I think you've got a new girlfriend
03:36Who is she?
03:38Are you promised not to tell anybody?
03:40She's that ugly?
03:44I don't know what she looks like
03:46We've been sending love letters back and forth
03:48Through the singles bulletin board on the computer
03:50So when are you going to meet her?
03:52Never
03:52She's 25
03:54No way
03:58Why would a 25 year old girl be interested in you?
04:03Because she thinks I'm a 32 year old dermatologist
04:05And um, where did she get that idea?
04:11That's what I told her
04:12I also told her I'm 6'4 and drive a Ferrari
04:14Wait till she finds out you're 4'6 and peddle a Schwinn
04:19Well, that's the beauty of this
04:26She's never going to find out
04:27She lives in St. Louis
04:28What's that?
04:32It's one of dad's old love letters he wrote to mom
04:34They go over really great
04:36My darling
04:40I wish you had been here this weekend
04:42To share one of the most exciting moments of my life
04:44Two for one day at Sears
04:46Mom, do we have any styrofoam balls?
04:56No
04:56Just make them some of your meatballs
04:58Very funny, ha ha ha
05:02Sorry Mark, the closest thing I got to styrofoam are these
05:05Rice cakes
05:06They have to be spheres
05:09Sorry
05:10I'm making a solar system for my science project
05:12Science?
05:14You know I helped Randy make that volcano
05:18He got a D
05:19Tim
05:23I think that Mark is smart enough to handle this project by himself
05:28Jill
05:28I think it would be a lot more fun if we did it together
05:32I don't want you taking it over
05:34There's nothing wrong with a father helping his son with a science project
05:37My father helped me
05:38That was for the safety of the neighborhood
05:40Mark is never going to learn anything if he doesn't do his own work
05:46That's right, Dad
05:47You stay out of this
05:47It's between your mother and me
05:50Tim!
05:51Okay, I'll just watch
05:54I'll guide him
05:55What do you got planned for that solar system?
06:00Well, the plan was
06:01To hang a bunch of styrofoam balls on wires
06:04We can't just hang them on the wires
06:06First you've got to get the right proportions for the planets
06:08That's, oh, to make it the right distance from the sun
06:10That is perfect there
06:12Dad, I thought you were just going to watch
06:15I am, I'm just telling you what I want to see
06:17All right, Mark, here's the styrofoam balls for the planets
06:26Dad, there's not that many planets
06:29Sure there are
06:30Neptune, Jupiter, Saturn, Mars, Venus, Earth, Mercury, Ford, Chevy, Volvo
06:36Hugo
06:38That planet was destroyed
06:41I guess I'm ready to paint the planets
06:45All right, this is a real tricky part
06:47You've got to make sure the pigment is evenly distributed over the surface of the...
06:50Evenly
06:51All right, but, you know
06:54All right, ah, good
07:01It's your project
07:03You move on to something more important
07:04And I'll try to even this out a little bit
07:05What should I do?
07:08Bend the wires for the orbits
07:09Okay
07:11Straight
07:18Straighten it out
07:19Straight
07:21You don't want to waste your time with this
07:34What should I do?
07:36You want to monitor the air exiting the surface of the paint
07:38What does that mean?
07:42Watch the paint dry
07:43All right, I'll get it
07:47Don't touch anything
07:49I'll get it
07:53Hi
07:57Hi
07:58I'm Molly
08:00Good golly
08:01This is Molly
08:07And who are you?
08:10I'm Tim's wife, Jill
08:11Who's Tim?
08:13The man you're holding hands with
08:15Oh, I'm sorry
08:17I thought you were Randy
08:18We have a 12-year-old boy named Randy
08:1912?
08:21No, the Randy Taylor I've been corresponding with over the computer is a dermatologist
08:25Honey, has Randy been skipping the sixth grade and going to medical school again?
08:32Are you sure you have the right house?
08:33Yes
08:34I even sent him software at this address
08:36Um, why don't you come in?
08:38I think I may know what's going on here
08:40Um, what else did this Randy Taylor tell you about himself?
08:45Uh, just that he has two annoying brothers
08:48His mother can't cook
08:50And he has an accident-prone father
08:52I'm glad I'm not in that family
08:56Tim, we are that family
09:00Except for that cooking thing
09:02Oh, I can't believe I have been corresponding with a 12-year-old
09:08Well, he's very mature for his age
09:10Yeah
09:11You're not kidding
09:12His letters were very romantic
09:14And funny
09:15The only really strange thing was his obsession with Sears
09:19There's nothing wrong with that
09:27You know, he said my wit was as sharp as a radial arm saw
09:33And he compared the glow of the moon to
09:36The headlights of a 1957 Buick Roadmaster convertible
09:40How did you know that?
09:41Tim wrote that to me in a letter
09:43I did?
09:47That's good
09:48Randy's been copying your old love letters
09:53Oh, Molly, I am so sorry
09:56Nah, it's okay
09:57I was in town on business anyway
09:59Besides, he's just a kid
10:01I wouldn't be too hard on him
10:02Well, you're not us
10:03We're parents
10:07When our kids play doctor
10:09We nail them for malpractice
10:11Brad, get in here
10:16I got a new message from Molly on my mailbox
10:20What's it say?
10:24My darling Randy
10:26I'm leaving on a business trip in a few minutes
10:28And I'll be in Detroit tomorrow
10:30I thought I'd stop by your house at about 2 o'clock
10:35Uh-oh
10:43I can't believe we're finally gonna meet
10:50Love, Molly
10:51P.S.
10:52I also got a huge growth I want you to look at
10:54Randy, you've gotta write her back and stop her from coming
11:07It's too late
11:08She's already left
11:10Then you better learn how to remove a growth real quick
11:12Oh, man, I am in big trouble
11:17What am I gonna do?
11:19All right, how about this?
11:23Molly's never seen what you look like
11:24So when she gets here, tell her Randy Taylor moved out
11:28And we're the new owners
11:29Okay, okay, that's pretty good
11:34But what if Mom and Dad get to the door before I do?
11:38Then you don't have anything to worry about
11:39Because you'll be dead
11:41Hey, Mom
11:54Are you and Dad gonna be here tomorrow, say around 2 o'clock?
11:58Well, let's see
11:58Dad's gonna be at the office
11:59And I was thinking about going shopping
12:01They're having a sale at a boutique I really love
12:03Great, fantastic
12:04Best thing you can do
12:05Although, I don't know
12:08I may just stay home
12:09You know, these sales are really a big pain in the butt
12:12All these women elbowing each other out of the way
12:14Just to save 40 cents on a bra
12:16Well, you know, you should go shopping
12:20You could use a new bra
12:22Really?
12:29How would you know that?
12:32Dad told me
12:33He also told me that the last time you bought a bra
12:38Didn't look too good
12:39So, uh, you should take your time and try them all on
12:42You know, I really don't think that your father
12:46Should be talking about stuff like that with you
12:48Well, you know, he seemed pretty disturbed by it
12:52But I guarantee you
12:55If you find the right bra, the problem will be solved
12:58Good luck, Mom
13:00Well, I finished painting my son
13:06Mark, Randy, or Brad?
13:11Ooh, funny, Wilson
13:12Funny
13:13Well, Tim, I just hope you get a better grade on Mark's solar system
13:17Than you did on Randy's volcano
13:18Mark's been helping a lot
13:22See this perfectly bent rod here?
13:26Mark bent that?
13:27No, I bent it, but he handed it to me
13:29You know, Tim, I'm reminded of an ancient Chinese proverb
13:33Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day
13:36Teach a man how to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime
13:40If I let Mark do this all by himself, he's going to learn more than if I finish it myself
13:44Very good, Tim
13:45Yeah, you know, but Chinese proverbs aren't going to win any science fairs
13:49You know, if I let Mark do it all by himself, there'd be no craftsmanship, no attention to tail, you know
13:53And he's the son of the tomb man, what would people say?
13:56About Mark, or about you?
14:03I get it, I get it
14:05But there's one thing, if I let Mark do it all, I won't get to glue anything
14:09Dad, I'm going over to Bobby's house
14:13Call me when I finish my science project
14:16Not so fast, that's so fast
14:18This is your science project
14:20You're not getting off that easy, you're going to do some of the work here
14:22It's like that old Chinese proverb
14:24You can teach a young fish to dance, but once it gets real old, it sticks with you forever
14:28As you know, it's specially tool week here on Tool Time
14:35That's right, and we're going to be showing you tools you won't necessarily find in your neighborhood hardware store
14:39As a matter of fact, these tools, you might have to go to outer space to find them
14:42And to tell us a little bit about them, the men responsible for fixing the Hubble Space Telescope
14:46They're here in Detroit, judging the citywide science fair at the Detroit Science Center
14:50Let's give a big Tool Time welcome to the astronauts, the crew of the Endeavour Space Shuttle
14:54I understood there's a woman on the crew
15:09That's right, Tim, Kathy Thornton
15:11But someone had to stay back at NASA and do all the hard work
15:14Let's meet Mission Commander Dick Covey
15:18How are you doing, sir?
15:22Well, Dick supervised the entire servicing of the Hubble Space Telescope
15:26Well, he's got to tell us, what's it like working with tools in outer space?
15:30Well, Tim, it's actually a lot like using tools here on Earth
15:32Except there's no gravity, so you don't have to worry about dropping a tool on your foot
15:36Sounds like the perfect working environment for you, Tim
15:44He's very funny
15:48Yeah
15:49Regular astro-nut
15:51Tim, it's pronounced astro-not
15:55Yeah, I know that was a little joke
15:58Oh, sorry, I had no idea
16:00Now, this is Ken Bower Socks
16:08He is a Navy man, just like me
16:10And his friends here nicknamed him Socks
16:13I suppose you got that nickname because up in space you never change your socks
16:16Whoo, boy
16:18No, Tim, they call me that because my last name is Bower Socks
16:22Well, they could call you Bower
16:25They don't
16:27Payload, Commander, Story Musgrave
16:34Story, what's the story?
16:36Like I haven't heard that one a million times
16:38I hear you're a big fan of the show
16:43Yes, I am
16:44But not as big a fan as my fellow spacewalker, Jeff Hoffman
16:47Hi, Jeff, how you doing?
16:48Hey, Tim
16:49Yeah, I have lots of friends and family out here
16:51And we think you are the greatest
16:53Yeah
16:53Safe to see who my favorite astronaut is
16:55Oh, oh, oh
16:56Hey, you know, on one of our spacewalks on the Hubble mission
16:59We all let out a big Tim Taylor grunt
17:02No
17:03Yes
17:04I brought a tape
17:06You guys want to see the tape?
17:07Yeah
17:08Heidi, the monitor, please
17:10Here you are, Tim
17:12Thank you, Heidi
17:13You're welcome
17:13All right, folks
17:14The first grunt in space
17:16Go ahead, Tom
17:19I think we could rewire it
17:21You might say
17:34One small uh for man
17:37One big uh, uh, uh for mankind
17:40Well, next we have flight engineer Claude Nicollier
17:47He's all the way here from Switzerland
17:49And he was one of two astronomers on the crew
17:52Uh, Claude, my son is doing a science fair project right now
17:55Any advice for him?
17:57Well, sun in the middle
17:58Right
17:58Nine planets
17:59Mm-hmm
18:00But don't let your father help you
18:02All right, but last
18:10Surely not least
18:11We have Tom Akers
18:13And he
18:13Was the Hubble tool specialist
18:16And I brought along some of the tools
18:17That we used to work on
18:18The Hubble Space Telescope
18:19Cool
18:20Wow
18:23Tools from space
18:25What I wouldn't give to have one of these on my shop wall
18:28That's a three-eighths inch drive McTether ratchet
18:31They use this for playing McTetherball out there
18:33And next we have a
18:40Hey, where's my power tool with the adjustable extension?
18:49You guys probably forgot to bring it
18:51No, I saw you working with it earlier, Tim
18:53I wasn't working with it earlier
18:54Yes, you were
18:55No, I wasn't
18:56Tim, Tim
18:56Is this what you're looking for?
18:58All that
18:58Kids, is it?
19:00That's it?
19:01Where'd you find that?
19:01Doesn't matter where she found it
19:02She found it
19:03It was in Tim's locker
19:04Well, I
19:09Actually, I
19:10I was gonna bring it back
19:14You know, it was just a week
19:15You know, I thought me
19:15Taylor
19:18We're gonna need this back, too
19:20How did that get in there?
19:24We'll be right back after these messages from Binford
19:28Hi
19:36Hi, can I help you?
19:38I'm looking for Randy Taylor
19:39There's no Randy Taylor here
19:41And who are you?
19:44A kid
19:44That's strange
19:48Dr. Taylor's gotta be here
19:49Because I just sent him something to this address
19:51Uh, he moved out yesterday
19:52And we moved in today
19:53Hi
19:54I don't see any moving boxes
19:57Well, uh, we're a circus family
19:59We unpack fast
20:00Did Dr. Taylor leave a forwarding address?
20:05Uh, no
20:06But he mentioned joining the Peace Corps in China
20:08Seems very strange
20:11Well, not really
20:12They're having a big acne epidemic in Beijing
20:15Hi, Randy, I'm back
20:18Randy?
20:18Yes, she means Andy
20:19I'm Andy
20:20Hi, who is this?
20:22Hey, I'm Molly Loudon
20:23I was looking for Randy Taylor
20:24Well, this is Randy Taylor
20:26Randy, Andy, Candy, Sandy
20:27I answer to anything
20:28Now, this is really weird
20:32Because I have been getting love letters
20:34From a Randy Taylor
20:35But he's much older than you
20:37He says he loves me
20:38Almost as much as his cast-iron scroll saw
20:41Wait a minute
20:42Cast-iron scroll saw?
20:45Well, I think I know what's going on here
20:49You do?
20:52My husband always used to write about
20:55A cast-iron scroll saw
20:56And all of his love letters to me
20:58He must be writing you love letters
21:00And then just signing our son's name
21:02He never told me that he was married
21:08But it doesn't matter
21:10Because I love him
21:11And he loves me
21:12I should have seen this coming
21:14When he started hating my bras
21:15Mom, you don't understand
21:22Hi, honey
21:22Don't hi, honey
21:24Me, you two-timey tool twit
21:26What'd I do?
21:30You don't have to play dumb
21:31Your wife knows all about us
21:33Us?
21:34You can just take your tools
21:35And move in with Molly
21:36No, Mom
21:37Who's Molly?
21:37I am
21:38Now kiss me like you said you would in your letter
21:41I don't know what I said
21:42But what the heck
21:43Dad, stop
21:44Mind your own business
21:45Mind your own business
21:46Look
21:47I'm the one who wrote the letter
21:49I used your love letters
21:52I was just trying to have a little fun
21:54You have a little fun now?
21:56Not particularly
21:57The jig's up, Dr. Taylor
22:00You guys set me up
22:03You know about this all along
22:05That's right, Doc
22:06I can't believe I was outsmarted by my parents
22:10Mark, how'd the science project go?
22:17Great, I got an A
22:18Congratulations
22:20Did you get to use the modification you put in?
22:23My teacher wouldn't let me
22:24She thought it was your idea
22:25What?
22:27Well, hidey-ho, neighbors
22:28Oh, Mark, that is quite a solar system
22:32Thank you
22:33You gotta see the super orbital part of it
22:35He used one of my little motors
22:36Show him
22:36Oh, that is very impressive
22:43Wait a minute
22:43You haven't seen warp speed yet
22:45Try that one
22:46Uh-oh
22:52Chip off the old block
22:53We would like to present
22:58To the cast and crew
23:00Of Home Improvement
23:01A flag and a patch
23:03And some pictures
23:04The flag and patch
23:05Flew with us on our mission
23:06To the Hubble Space Telescope
23:08It's traveled about
23:09Four million miles
23:10And uh
23:11Lots of power
23:12Yeah, more power
23:13Tim, please go
23:14One day
23:16And a half
23:17Oop
23:17Come on
23:18Here
23:19Look at the
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