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00:00Oh, you guys are doing so great.
00:11This is going to raise a lot of money for the library.
00:14I hate to break this to you, Mom,
00:15but you forgot to put the date on the invitation.
00:17It's not supposed to have a date.
00:18It's a no-dinner dinner.
00:21What's that?
00:22Well, it's a dinner party with no dinner and no party.
00:25Sounds great, Mom.
00:26Put me down for five no-tickets.
00:28Now, I know it sounds a little confusing,
00:31but this way, the library doesn't have to buy food or rent a hall.
00:34They get to keep all the money they raise.
00:36Well, then why do you send an invitation?
00:38Why don't you just ask for money?
00:40Well, because it's fun. You know, people get into it.
00:42Cool. Tonight, I think I'll throw myself a no-homework-homework party.
00:47Yeah, right.
00:50Morning, everybody.
00:51Morning, Dad.
00:52Big day today. We're doing a huge tool time.
00:54What's it about, Dad?
00:56We're building a man's kitchen.
00:57What's that?
00:58A kitchen where you stand over the sink to eat?
01:03No, a man's kitchen.
01:04You can cook a cow, braise a buffalo, grill a grizzly.
01:08You can eat grizzly?
01:12Yeah, sure.
01:13Tastes like chicken.
01:17And with the leftovers,
01:18you can make a peanut butter and grizzly sandwich.
01:20Oh, boy.
01:22Oh, boy.
01:23Mm-hmm.
01:23Oh, boy.
01:26Oh, boy.
01:31Oh-oh.
01:40guitar solo
02:10What do you think?
02:35Can we put the kids on the phone?
02:35The Binford 6100 is available at fine hardware stores everywhere.
02:43Remember, if your drill says Binford, get out of the house!
02:47Tools aren't supposed to talk to ya!
02:58And now the moment we've all been waiting for, the introduction of the man's kitchen,
03:01a guy's galley.
03:03I am man, hear me roast.
03:07Well Tim, what do you say we start her up?
03:09That's right.
03:10The only kitchen I know that has an ignition system.
03:17Come on, come on.
03:21Well, maybe we should get jumper cables hooking up to another kitchen.
03:25I think I got it.
03:30Listen, that baby purr.
03:31Now let's step inside and take a tour of the man's kitchen.
03:37Well, we start first here at men's fine china.
03:53That's right.
03:5516-ply steel-belted paper plates.
03:58These plates are available in standard black and white walls.
04:01That's right.
04:02Now we move on to the most important part of the meal.
04:07Vegetables.
04:08Now for most men, there's only two kinds of vegetables, your beans and your potatoes.
04:16I had my beans yesterday.
04:19I know.
04:20Now potatoes, mmm, hard to cook.
04:25Because when a guy wants to eat, a guy wants to eat.
04:28Can't wait for those endless seconds on a microwave.
04:30That's why we've got the Binford Macrowave.
04:32Three convenient power settings.
04:37High, really high, and split your own atoms.
04:43Now, Tim, won't this put out a little too much radiation?
04:46Mmm.
04:47That's a good safety tip, Al.
04:48That's why we're equipped with these.
04:50Lead vests.
04:56Also useful in case Superman wants to take a peek at your underwear.
05:04No problem there.
05:07I'm not wearing any.
05:08Don't want to overcook a potato, so only in there a couple seconds.
05:20Now don't look directly at the potato.
05:22Once they stop glowing, they're probably ready to eat.
05:43Grab the potatoes.
05:45Alright.
05:46Hot potato, hot potato!
05:51Here we have our beverage center.
05:57We've got beer, we've got root beer, crypto-bismol.
06:01But now we get to that main course.
06:05Ooh, yeah.
06:06And the main course of any man's meal is what?
06:08That would be meat.
06:09The redder, the better.
06:11The man's refrigerator.
06:14Stainless steel doors, big cubic inches.
06:16Now, what does every man really dream about having in a refrigerator, Al?
06:18That's simple, Tim.
06:19A butcher.
06:20Benny, how you doing?
06:21Hey, Tim.
06:22Hi, Al.
06:23Hey, Benny.
06:24What will it be today?
06:25I don't know.
06:26I got a hankering for a sick porterhouse.
06:27Good choice.
06:28I'll take the petit filet mignon.
06:29It takes all kinds.
06:35Here you go.
06:36Here you go.
06:37Good looking meat, Benny.
06:38Thanks a lot.
06:39Stay cool.
06:40Alright, we flip them on our grill.
06:42And you don't want to overcook them.
06:43You just want them flame-kissed.
06:44Ding!
06:45They're done.
06:46All right.
06:47Still moving, Al.
06:48Still moving, Al.
06:49Still moving, Al.
06:50Still moving, Al.
06:52Now, we're ready to put on our grill.
06:53Now, we're ready to put on our seasoning.
06:54All right.
06:55Well, you got hot sauce on here.
06:56Can I put on the grill?
06:57No, no, no, no, no.
06:58You don't want to overcook them.
06:59You just want them flame-kissed.
07:00Ding!
07:01They're done.
07:02All right.
07:08Still moving, Al.
07:13Now, we're ready to put on our seasoning.
07:22seasoning right well you got hot sauce steak sauce barbecue sauce what's your pick not one
07:29of those tim i'd like just a pinch of salt you got it friend well i seem to messed up your dinner
07:42let's get rid of those plates right down to the recycling center now we've cleaned the dishes what
07:51do we do about all the mess around the kitchen the grease the appliances the floor the walls what
07:55do we do now well tim the best thing about the binford men's kitchen is it's entirely self-cleaning
08:01it is that's right we got the binford kitchen washing systems here you step out of the kitchen
08:08shut your waterproof doors
08:09cloud squid cuts what is this a leonisance fair
08:20you add your detergent pellets early in the week then you put it on heavy wash spin dry energy
08:25saver start your wash
08:30in a half hour you got a clean kitchen floors walls the whole thing
08:48oh yeah that's a fine charity i'm sure that they had a lovely dinner but
08:52our dinner is a little different there is no dinner no this is not a crank call
08:59we're having a no dinner dinner what it means is that you don't have to get dressed up and
09:03sit in a big and personal ballroom and make small talk with people you don't know
09:09you like that well um maybe you could just send a contribution anyway you know because the library
09:16really needs hello i can't believe she hung on me hi hi what's the matter there's no dinner dinner
09:26thing it's not working out to be as easy as i thought nobody understands it i can't think about
09:30it right now my mind's racing the man's kitchen went over bigger than i ever expected and you know
09:36what the end of next week is now what it's the fifth anniversary of tool time i can't believe you
09:41don't remember this tim when is our anniversary
09:51february february what middle
09:59you are so pathetic well listen to me this anniversary show is huge
10:04it's got to be bigger than the kitchen show i gotta think of something that'll knock the audience's
10:07socks off well why don't you show highlights from some of your best shows as good as those shows
10:13would be you can't just show people clips for an anniversary show gotta think big help me something
10:17big okay how about this all right you take the whole crew to arizona i'm with you drive to the
10:23grand canyon yeah fill the whole thing in with putty
10:26it's ridiculous putty
10:41ow ow i've got a great idea for our tool time anniversary show well you know i've been thinking
10:47about that too it should be something simple tasteful and totally tool oriented how about taking the whole
10:54crew down at indy speedway i like it yeah and there's more i'll challenge michael and mary andretti
11:02to a race with myself great what about me well you can serve sandwiches and wash the cars and stuff
11:09president davidson hi guys nice to see you nice to see you al
11:13tim tim tim what what what i'm sitting in binford headquarters the other day i turn on the show
11:23that we sponsor and what do i see the glare of your head reflecting off the screen
11:31no tim what i see is a kitchen that has sucked up your budget for the next six months although i do
11:36appreciate you're using my brother-in-law as the butcher
11:41these figures are a little off anyway did you see the ratings they went through the roof doesn't
11:45justify what you spent we talked about this you promised you were going to start cutting back
11:49i did cut back you know those those lead vests al's only lead plated
11:59excuse me i have to see a doctor now it was a joke
12:02a joke a joke a joke well i'm not joking tim from now on you don't spend a cent unless i okay it
12:08all right we'll start after the anniversary show well wait a minute i don't know what you've
12:11got planned for that well we're going to indianapolis ah really well two words come to mind
12:21uh-uh no no look let me just let's just try to explain this to you again this is a no dinner dinner
12:31it doesn't matter what you wear there is no place to wear it to no no there's no point in
12:38ordering a vegetarian plate there's no food no food look just send me a check okay goodbye
12:50jill jill guess what happened when davison saw you will not believe what i'm going through with
12:55this fundraiser no let me do it you think it's hard to sell tickets to a dinner you should try selling
12:59tickets to a no dinner dinner jill he cut the budget on the anniversary show tired of asking
13:04people for money it is so degrading talk about degrading walks in the office people treat me like
13:09i'm a bill collector you know they have their numbers changed just to avoid talking to me when
13:15they see me at the supermarket there's this mad rush for the door i won't head the andretti's i
13:18have a big special show i have no idea what it's like to be the cause of a multi-shopping cart collision
13:24unfortunately i do know how that feels i know how they did this whole thing out of the goodness
13:27of my heart if i could just so tired of giving giving giving when this is all over i don't want
13:34anybody to ask anything of me ever again oh i'm so sorry what were you saying how was your day
13:46oh my my my i know it must be spring when i hear the sweet sounds of a wire bristle on a rusty grill
13:52that's it wilson what do you got there tim i'm about to add some bacterial organisms to my milk
13:58really i'm more of a chocolate syrup kind of guy
14:05no no no no tim i'm making yogurt the bacteria sours the milk he must have put some of that in
14:10my boss's milk he's sour all the time two time troubles tim you know our fifth anniversary show is
14:17coming up and i want to make a big deal but davidson doesn't want to pay for it i want to make a big
14:21spectacular gift to my audience you know mm-hmm you know tim in ancient china there was once an
14:29emperor and every year on his birthday everybody in the land would bring him a gift and every year
14:35the gifts became more and more elaborate get your point well that's very good tim because i haven't
14:41made one yet anyway one year a small boy appeared before the emperor and told him that he had no riches
14:47to give the only gift that he had was a song you know what the emperor did got him booked on dick
14:56wu's chinese bandstand you're not making this easy jim anyway when the emperor heard the song he was so
15:04moved that he proclaimed it the greatest gift of all because it was a gift that came from the heart
15:10well i must get back to the yogurt does everybody know what time it is that's right now here he is
15:19celebrating his fifth fabulous year tim the tool man taylor thank you thank you hiding thank you
15:30everybody thanks very much that's very kind of you i am tim the tool man taylor and you all know my
15:35assistant al stand by your tool man borla it's great to be here on this auspicious occasion happy
15:41anniversary tim you too al and happy anniversary to the audience out there if you all look under
15:46your seats there's a little personalized gift from the tool man made you look oh come on we've had a
15:53lot of fun these these last five years a lot of us to do with my family they're here today let's spin
15:57around and meet them academy my lovely beautiful and very attractive wife jill brad mark and randy my
16:05little boys oh one of my neighbors here up behind it there's wilson wilson say hi festum diem anniversarium
16:11tibi tim what that means happy anniversary to you in latin you see tim the ancient no no wilson not
16:19now we got we got plenty of show to do here buddy there's a lot of ways we could celebrate our fifth
16:24anniversary could have gone to indy and had some race drivers on but al and i decided to do something
16:29more from the heart like that young chinese boy that smelled his own yogurt
16:38we started the show with a very small budget it was just two guys with a passion for tools
16:42and one guy who knew how to use them yeah
16:49so i went to binford's headquarters in the archives and got our first episode
16:53i put together a little highlight tape ladies and gentlemen the birth of the tool show
17:00does everybody know what time it is
17:18that's correct ben burt tools is happy to present your host tom taylor
17:30uh thank you miss benford it's tim taylor all right well welcome uh audience to uh the premiere
17:42episode of uh tool time it's a show that celebrates men and their tools uh before we get to our project
17:48today i'd like to bring out um an assistant that we hired for me we auditioned contracts all through
17:54the detroit area a lot of professional men and this is this is the guy that would work for the money we
17:59offered ah so let's bring him out a contractor a master plumber and a pisces albert borland come on out albert
18:13i'm al borland and i'm pleased to make your acquaintance i'm also very honored to be
18:34part of your tool education oh it's over here though you look in this camera um
18:39um my wife suggested i cut the beard for the look but i think it actually fits oh no no i like a man
18:45and a beard whoa big fella speaking of big fella who's that big guy you're talking with backstage
18:55that was my mother okay before we get started the first thing we'll learn today is how to drive
19:01a steak i don't understand aren't we talking about wooden stakes albert albert can i call you al okay
19:18this is supposed to be a joke guy driving a steak
19:21we've already leveled our dirt we've got some form up al you got us the rest of the way well well
19:36we've done just about everything until we pour the concrete right so all we need to do now is set the
19:40stakes close in the form exactly we need a sledgehammer for that uh mrs binford
19:45there you go tom thank you mrs bin in the sauce
19:57all right now will you hold the steak while i drive her in i'd be pleased to tim with an expert
20:02like tim i know i'm in good hands
20:04i think we've had about enough of that
20:11anyway i hope you enjoyed our first episode not so fast jill and i have a surprise for you what
20:19well we knew how disappointed you were when we couldn't do the show live from indie
20:22so we brought a little bit of indie to you what'd you do ladies and gentlemen michael andretti and johnny
20:29rutherford
20:49oh honey this is oh boy well um our guest michael andretti of course you come back from formula
20:56one now to race indy cars again very excited chip cadassi team right very exciting johnny rutherford
21:01three-time indie winner this is just too great uh your dad didn't show up mario where's he yeah
21:07dad couldn't come he's racing his race car but uh i brought somebody just as old
21:15i believe i beat you here from the airport kid that's because i used tim's direction
21:22guys guys not in a dirt track here fellas come on let's enjoy ourselves
21:26how did you who taught you to doing this well your wife can be a pretty persuasive woman
21:32now she even talked us into a no dinner dinner
21:38hope there's chicken
21:40and we'll talk with the drivers after this message from binford
21:56that's amazing i had no idea you could do that in indy car that's unbelievable
22:03well anyway i got to thank michael andretti and johnny rutherford being on the show have a round of
22:07applause for the boys here
22:10and along with our guest al and i want to thank the people really responsible for tool time i want
22:19to get everybody out here that's done the show all the grips the prop people costumes lights everybody
22:23come on everybody out here everybody everybody here on tool time wait a minute
22:31hey cameraman too you guys got to get out here come on everybody come on oh bad idea
22:36oh hey gosh darn it we've had that spot haven't we over the years and a lot of it's to do with my
22:50family i want to spin over here and introduce my family here my beautiful talented brilliant wife pat
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