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00:00Oh, nice hit.
00:05Yes, oh, yeah, that'll be fine.
00:08Okay, bye-bye.
00:12Tim, you know what my problem is?
00:18Tim, you know what my problem is?
00:21Huh?
00:21You know what my problem is?
00:23You repeat yourself.
00:26No, I am just too nice.
00:28That's what I was going to say.
00:29Can I watch this fight, please?
00:30No.
00:31Here, wait.
00:34Why are you turning the sound down?
00:35Because I need your help.
00:36Here, take the intel.
00:37What's the point of listening to a fight
00:38if I can't hear those skulls being batted around?
00:41You know that woman, Marilyn Sanders,
00:43who's always raising money for everything?
00:45Cute blonde with really big eyes?
00:50Those eyes are way bigger than they were six months ago.
00:55Anyway, she talked me into heading up this library fundraiser,
00:59and I don't have time for this.
01:00You know, I got the job and the boys
01:02and my inattentive husband.
01:05Huh?
01:06Tim, come on.
01:09Tell you what you do.
01:10What?
01:11You call her up,
01:12and you lie to her.
01:15Tell her you got to spend all this time with your husband
01:17because he's got a severe mental problem.
01:18Where's the line?
01:23I love you.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:54Oh, my God.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:54This can clean the windshield of a big rig in one stroke.
02:59And a storefront in under a minute.
03:02And Al's mother's back in less than an hour.
03:04Now, remember, if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably makes it.
03:13That brings us to a final segment here on Tool Time.
03:22You know, when men get done doing a real hard job, sometimes we don't look like we want to look, right, Al?
03:26No, we don't, Tim.
03:28I'm usually hot, greasy, sweaty...
03:30And bleeding.
03:35But help is on the way.
03:37To give us some grooming tips from the job site, we've invited those boys from Bay City, Michigan, back.
03:43The guys from K&B Construction Company.
03:45Let's give them a big Tool Time welcome.
03:46Come on, everybody.
03:47Come on, everybody.
03:49Come on, everybody.
03:50Come on, everybody.
03:51I remember Pete and Dwayne.
03:53I got a new member, Gus.
03:55Gus, what'd you do before you joined up with K&B?
03:57Well, Tim, I spent nine years teaching 12th grade math.
04:00Yeah, Dwayne spent nine years taking 12th grade math.
04:05Could we?
04:06Great.
04:07What kind of grooming tips you got for us?
04:09Well, Tim, probably the biggest concern in construction today is when you've got to go somewhere really fancy straight from the job site.
04:17That's right, buddy.
04:18You can't show up looking like this to Vegas night at the Kiwanis.
04:23So, what's a guy to do?
04:25Well, Tim, we like to use the tools of our trade to clean up our act.
04:28All right.
04:29Let me show you.
04:31Tim, I want you to take a look at my boot and tell me what you see.
04:35All right.
04:35Marv, move on in here.
04:36Let's take a look at this.
04:38Oh, good golly molly.
04:40I see a little bit of concrete shavings, maybe some tar.
04:45Something maybe you should have wiped off before you came in here.
04:47Well, it's not going to look like that for long.
04:49Because all I have to do is take an ordinary sock, roll it around my screwdriver like this, stick the screwdriver in my drill, and voila.
04:59I've got myself a nifty boot buffer.
05:01Hey, hey, hey.
05:09Now, there's a tip we can all use.
05:11I've always said you can tell a man by the shining of his shoes.
05:13And by how clean his nails are.
05:15And you need a little work on those nails.
05:17Well.
05:17That's why we've got this whole line of Binford Hand Care products in attractive packaging, environmentally sound.
05:22I know they're dirty now, Tim.
05:24But sometimes on the job site, when you ain't got no water, you can't get your nails clean.
05:29All right.
05:29So before I step out to the discos, I take a ten-penny nail, and I scrunch out all that filth and crud.
05:38Here, Marv, you want to come in for a closer?
05:39No, let's not do that right now.
05:41You know, out of respect for people who might be having a meal or something, we'll just forgo that demonstration.
05:45But thanks so much for showing us that.
05:46Okay, okay.
05:46Anything else you guys got for us?
05:48Well, Tim, probably the biggest grooming problem out on the construction site is, well, helmet hair.
05:56Oh, yeah.
05:56Hat head.
05:57Hat head.
05:58Not a real big problem on your end, is it?
06:04Why don't I just buff that up to a high gloss?
06:10Tim, I found that a good strong air compressor works beautifully to add bounce to a lifeblood.
06:18You want to give it a shot?
06:22No, right here.
06:24All right.
06:31Okay, that's better.
06:33That's all the time we have.
06:35Next time we get to more grooming tips, the guys can come back.
06:37Right now, Al, why don't you tell us what's on the next show?
06:39Well, next week, we'll be doing our salute to electrical wiring.
06:44That's all the time we have.
06:45Thanks for joining us on Tool Time.
06:46I'm Tim Taylor.
06:47See you next time.
06:56Al.
06:57Hi.
06:57Hi.
06:58Did you hear what happened?
06:59What's that?
07:00Mr. Binford died.
07:04Mr. Binford?
07:05Yeah, he had a heart attack this morning.
07:08Oh, I can't believe that.
07:11Does Tim know?
07:12I don't think so.
07:13Well, boy, he's going to be devastated.
07:16Mr. Binford was like a father to him.
07:19Don't do that again.
07:20Oh, that was a fun show.
07:22Oh, that was a fun show.
07:23Thanks, guys.
07:23Really a lot of fun.
07:24Brace yourself, Tim.
07:25Something awful has happened.
07:26Oh, you saw your mom in the shower?
07:28Mr. Binford died.
07:34Mr. Binford died.
07:35How can you play darts at a time like this?
07:43Because the foosball table's broken.
07:46Mr. Binford passed away.
07:48Don't you think we should talk about this?
07:50He's dead.
07:51Now get out of my way.
07:52I think you need to grieve.
07:54I think you need to get out of my way, Al.
07:56Well, if you don't want to talk about it, I certainly do.
07:58Oh, come on.
08:00Well, Mr. Binford's death was very traumatic for me.
08:02You know, there was something left unresolved between us.
08:06Between you and John?
08:08Yes.
08:12Last week, I asked if we could have a hot water spigot on the water cooler,
08:16and he said that he didn't think it was necessary,
08:19so the next morning, I was very curt to him when I said hello.
08:23Yeah.
08:26Well, that's it.
08:28And now I have to live with that for the whole rest of my life.
08:31Boy, that's a terrible burden, Al.
08:34I know, I know.
08:35It's probably nothing compared to what you must be going through.
08:38Al, I'm not going through anything.
08:41When was the last time you spoke with him?
08:44Yesterday.
08:44You did?
08:45How'd he sound?
08:47Alive.
08:49Did he say anything about my being curt to him?
08:51Did he say...
08:53As a matter of fact, that's all we talked about.
08:59I'm convinced that that's what killed him, Al.
09:07Al, it was a joke.
09:08Ooh-hoo.
09:09Al, come on.
09:10Sorry, Tim, but I don't have my usual sense of humor.
09:16And frankly, I find your attempt at levity a little inappropriate.
09:20What am I going to do, cry in my beer?
09:21Well, if you did, I wouldn't look down on you.
09:24It's not going to bring him back, right?
09:27That's not the point.
09:28You suffered a big loss.
09:33We all did.
09:38Pull it together, will you, Al?
09:40No.
09:42Just, I didn't really need that spigot.
09:45I just thought maybe it would be nice to have some hot chocolate once in a while.
09:49Oh.
09:49It devastates him when they run out of corn nuts.
10:00Oh, good.
10:01Guys, hold it.
10:02Hold it.
10:02Hold it.
10:03I got 250 flyers I got to send out for the library fundraiser.
10:08I got to stuff them, fold them, stamp them, address them tonight.
10:12Who wants to volunteer?
10:14Good luck.
10:14See ya.
10:15Bye.
10:15Who wants their allowance this week?
10:17I'll help.
10:18So will I.
10:18Me too.
10:20I knew I could count on you boys.
10:22There you go.
10:23Hey, everybody.
10:24Looks like mom's suckered you guys into helping out, huh?
10:26Uh-huh.
10:26You're next.
10:27All right.
10:28So how was your day?
10:32John Binford died.
10:34What?
10:35He had a massive heart attack.
10:36You're not going to make us go to the funeral, are you?
10:39There's no way I'm going.
10:40Hey, guys, be quiet for se...
10:41When is the funeral going to be?
10:43Uh, Tuesday at noon.
10:45A school day.
10:47Uh, poor Mr. Binford.
10:51Yeah.
10:52I really loved him.
10:54Can I show a little respect?
10:56Yeah, please.
10:57Please.
10:58I got an idea.
10:58Why don't you guys get changed?
10:59Let's go play some basketball at the Y.
11:01Yeah!
11:01I mean, play basketball.
11:03What about John Binford?
11:04I don't think he can play in his condition.
11:09Tim, don't you want to talk about this?
11:11Not really.
11:12Well, I'd like to talk about it.
11:14What'd you call Al?
11:18I don't want to talk to Al.
11:20I want to talk to you.
11:21I mean, John Binford meant a lot to both of us.
11:24He not only gave you your first job,
11:26he loaned us the money for this house.
11:29I mean, he was the first person there when all the boys were born.
11:32He was a sweet, wonderful man.
11:37You're not going to cry, are you?
11:39Well, yeah, I might.
11:41What is it with everybody today?
11:43You know, you're crying, Al, today at Big Mike's.
11:45He was blubbering like a little baby.
11:47Honey, there is nothing wrong with crying when somebody close to you dies.
11:51It wasn't just his crying.
11:53He was singing, Oh, Danny Boy.
11:57All right.
11:59Why don't you guys head out to the car, all right?
12:01You are completely avoiding your emotions.
12:03I know you've got to be feeling something.
12:05I'm feeling like playing a little basketball.
12:07And I can wish everybody would mind their own business about this.
12:10John is dead.
12:11He's gone.
12:12End of the line.
12:13Next stop, tool heaven.
12:23Ball?
12:38All right, sodas for the winners.
12:40And the biggest basketball victory in YMCA history.
12:44Huh, yeah, some victory.
12:45You and Brad beating me and Mark.
12:48Who are you going to take on next?
12:49Nana and Grandpa?
12:52Forget about it.
12:54Nana's way too tough under the boards.
12:56I think we should take on Nana and Grandpa.
12:59Good Mark.
13:02What do you want to drink?
13:03How about a brewski?
13:05How about a root brewski?
13:07No, Dad, I was real proud of you tonight.
13:09Thanks.
13:09It wasn't easy driving the basket against Mark.
13:12I'm talking about what happened with Mr. Binford.
13:14I think you've been taking it like a man.
13:17Well, I don't think Mom thinks so.
13:19She thinks I should get all teary-eyed over this thing.
13:22That would be stupid.
13:24It wouldn't be stupid.
13:26Dad, guys don't cry.
13:28Yes, guys cry.
13:29Like when?
13:31If you scratch the paint on that hot rod, you watch me...
13:32Yeah, but you don't cry.
13:36How do you know that?
13:37Because you don't let stuff get to you.
13:40You know, stuff gets to me.
13:42Well, the great part is no one can tell.
13:43Hey, Wilson.
14:02Hi, Ho-Tam.
14:03What are you doing?
14:04I'm aerating my lawn with my new steel-tipped aerator sandals.
14:09Do you ever cry, Wilson?
14:13Anytime I step on my foot with one of these silly sandals.
14:18Yeah, I can understand that.
14:20No, seriously, do you ever cry?
14:21Well, Tim, I have been known to weep on occasion.
14:26Well, I'm not much in the tears department.
14:29I'm afraid Brad has grown up thinking that's the way it should be.
14:32And that bothers you?
14:34Kind of, yeah.
14:37Does this have anything to do with Mr. Binford?
14:41How'd you hear about that?
14:43Well, Jill told me she needed somebody to talk to.
14:46She said you were out shooting hoops.
14:50You know, Wilson, the trouble is,
14:52Binford and I were really, really close.
14:55I seem like I'm the only person not crying about this.
14:58Why do you think that is?
15:02I don't know.
15:03As long as I can remember I've been like this when my father died,
15:06I know I was real sad, but I don't ever remember crying.
15:08Well, Tim, maybe crying isn't your outlet.
15:11You know, the shedding of tears is just one way that people mourn.
15:15Oh?
15:15Oh, yes.
15:17In parts of Mexico, the bereaved decorate the grave with smiling puppets,
15:22and then they eat chocolate coffins.
15:25Melted in your mouth, but not in the ground.
15:27And on the Solomon Islands, they hang the dead man's arms on his hut.
15:32And in feudal Japan, when a lord died,
15:35the ronin samurai would show their loyalty by disemboweling themselves.
15:40Talk about guts.
15:42Point is, Tim, when you lose somebody who's close to you,
15:49you have to find a way to mourn.
15:51It's what enables you to accept the fact that person is really, truly, gone.
16:01Thanks, Wilson, that was real.
16:11Hey, where have you been?
16:14Well, let's see.
16:15I, um, after I ate dinner alone, then I went to the mailbox and mailed the 250 flyers,
16:20which I stuffed, stamped, and addressed myself because you took the boys to play basketball.
16:26I guess I should have stuck around and talked to you.
16:28I would have preferred that, yeah.
16:32Sorry, Jill, but, you know, I didn't know really how to talk about any of this stuff.
16:36I'm really uncomfortable with this death thing,
16:38which is why we have kids instead of pets, because they last longer.
16:52Honey, I knew that you were upset about it.
16:53But, you know, you didn't know why.
16:58John Binford was the greatest guy in the world to me.
17:02And you know what the first thing I thought about when I heard he was dead?
17:06Are they going to cancel the show?
17:08Am I out of a job that is so selfish?
17:10I don't think that's selfish.
17:11You were thinking about the welfare of your family.
17:13It's not selfish.
17:14What if I told you I was worried if the show went up there,
17:16no one would recognize me at the mall?
17:17That would be a selfish thing, yeah.
17:22I just don't know how to mourn for John Binford.
17:25Is there anything I can do to help you?
17:28No, I'm pretty sure that people have to learn how to mourn for themselves.
17:32You know, people mourn different cultures, different ways.
17:34I know that some cultures, they put chocolate puppets in coffins.
17:40And in the Chinooki Islands or someplace,
17:42they actually hang arms on aluminum siding.
17:45That's the way they do this.
17:47And Ronnie the samurai, you don't even want to know what he does.
17:52I don't know, Tim.
17:53You know, it may take a while,
17:55but I think that you're going to find a way to grieve.
17:58You know, I just hope that you don't cut anything off.
18:04Does everybody know what time it is?
18:07Tool time!
18:08That's right.
18:09Binford Tools is proud to present Tim the Tool Man Taylor!
18:13Woo!
18:13Woo!
18:13Woo!
18:13Woo!
18:13Woo!
18:14Woo!
18:14Woo!
18:14Woo!
18:14Woo!
18:15Woo!
18:15Woo!
18:16Woo!
18:19Hey, guys, and thank you, everybody.
18:21Welcome to Tool Time.
18:22I am Tim the Tool Man Taylor,
18:23and I'll know my assistant, Al.
18:25Cry me a river, Borland.
18:27If I didn't let my feelings out, Tim,
18:30I would not be the man I am today.
18:33That's food for thought, isn't it?
18:34Anyway, today we're going to talk a little bit about John Binford.
18:39Founder of Binford Tools.
18:42John Binford passed away this Thursday.
18:45And John Binford was a heck of a guy.
18:48He was the kind of guy you could call 24 hours a day if anything was bothering you.
18:52He was always there for you.
18:53The kind of guy who would forgive someone for being Kurt.
18:58Or Russell, or whatever your name might be.
19:04Um, John Binford believed in me when I was just a tool salesman many years ago.
19:08And he handpicked me to host what has now become Michigan's fourth highest rated cable tool show.
19:19I owe a lot to John Binford.
19:20And in his honor, I've, um, I've made him a special tombstone I'd like to show you.
19:25Al?
19:29This is out of one piece of Michigan limestone.
19:32I'm very impressed, Tim.
19:34Thanks, Al.
19:35I chiseled this out of limestone in the shape of a claw hammer,
19:38which is the first hammer that, uh, Binford designed.
19:40Yes, it was.
19:42Uh, John once told me that with the right tool you can fix anything.
19:47Huh.
19:49Unfortunately, um, there's no tool that can fix how I'm feeling, uh, right now.
19:55I'm going to miss you, John.
19:56You know, I think we should bid John farewell in the tool-time fashion.
20:05A little tribute to John Binford with a Binford 21 nail gun salute.
20:10Do you, do you think this is a little dangerous, Tim?
20:20No, wait, Warren, the protective drop cloth, please.
20:24Have you tried this?
20:25No, but the drop cloth will collect all of the nails.
20:27It'll be perfect.
20:28Well, you, you've tried this.
20:28Hold on, hold on.
20:34Klaus, some music, please.
20:42So long, Johnny.
20:43Well, Jeff, just be careful.
20:58Jeff, good.
21:01Ah!
21:02Hold on, hold on!
21:05Oh, my God!
21:06Oh, my God!
21:06Oh, my God!
21:12Oh, my God!
21:13Oh, my God!
21:14Hey, that's all of our show today.
21:16I'm Tim the Toolman, too.
21:17I've got to get out of here.
21:25Hi, guys.
21:26How was the funeral?
21:27It was great.
21:28There was tool reps from everywhere.
21:30All these guys remember from the old days.
21:31You never saw so many tear-stained beer bellies,
21:33and poor Al blubbering about some water spigot?
21:38He was broken up about that, wasn't he?
21:41Not as broken up as you were.
21:43You cried?
21:44He cried more than the widow.
21:48That's because she didn't have to pay for parking.
21:52I'm going to go change.
21:55Dad, I can't believe you cried.
21:58I can't believe I did, either.
22:00I thought I said goodbye on tool time.
22:02Once I started talking with all those guys,
22:03they just started, you know, came out.
22:05But you know what?
22:06After I was crying, I felt like...
22:08like a pathetic old woman.
22:14Remember, if it doesn't say Benford on it,
22:18somebody else's name is probably there.
22:19Stay with us to the next segment.
22:31I don't feel so good.
22:40I don't feel so good.
22:53I don't feel so good.
23:01I don't feel so good.

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