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00:00Fuse is in, wire is up.
00:06I'm gonna try the horn. Cover your ears, Mark.
00:16Dad, the horn is blinding me.
00:21Just a crossed wire, son.
00:23That's what I was gonna say on your Tim Stone.
00:25It was just a crossed wire.
00:27We've got to get in the kitchen and start making those cupcakes for the school carnival.
00:32Honey, there's one thing you should know about men. We don't make cupcakes.
00:36Come on, you promised me that you'd help me.
00:39Another thing you should know about men, we lie.
00:43Tim, I have thousands of those things to make.
00:46I can't believe that you're not gonna pitch in and help with this carnival.
00:49I did pitch in. Don't forget about my Stump the Tool Man booth.
00:53How could I forget? Last year you kept getting stumped by that 12-year-old.
00:57Did you get the, uh, cardboard cutouts for the photo booth?
01:01Yeah, right over here.
01:03This is for the men.
01:09Maria! Maria!
01:12I can't itch my own back!
01:16And for the women?
01:18Hi.
01:22It's lovely, Tim.
01:23Her thumb is on the wrong side of her right hand and she has no left arm.
01:30I didn't even notice that she had any arms.
01:32You see.
01:33It's lovely, Tim.
01:34Look.
01:36.
01:49.
01:51guitar solo
02:21guitar solo
02:50got your back
02:51what are you guys doing?
02:53we're doing our taxes
02:54which it look like
02:55we're doing
02:55I got winners
02:58I was your first
02:59I've got winners
03:00there's no way
03:01we're playing you
03:02you stink
03:02you stink even worse
03:03than dad
03:04hey hey
03:05a little respect
03:06I stink the most
03:07besides I've seen
03:09Mark play
03:10he could beat you guys
03:10no way
03:11gotcha
03:12gotcha
03:12how about a little
03:13wager
03:14if Mark beats the winner
03:15you both clean the basement
03:17if you can beat him
03:18the movie's all afternoon
03:19on me
03:20well
03:25I accept the challenge
03:26have a seat
03:27one game
03:28winner take all
03:29you guys got your
03:30jack straps on
03:31alright
03:34here we go
03:34one
03:35two
03:36three
03:37go
03:37go go
03:38what are you doing
03:39cat
03:39I win
03:43oh
03:46when you guys down
03:51there clean that basement
03:52don't touch those hot rod
03:53magazines
03:53that's your inheritance
03:54how could you let him
03:58beat you
03:59I was overconfident
04:00I'm used to playing dad
04:01hi sweetie
04:04hi mom
04:05hi Jill
04:07hi
04:08I just heard
04:10the most depressing story
04:11I suppose you're gonna
04:13want to share it with me
04:13yes
04:14I am
04:15you know I've been
04:16researching that article
04:17on plastic surgery
04:17I just interviewed
04:19a woman
04:19who bought herself
04:21a whole new body
04:22because her husband
04:23left her
04:25for a younger woman
04:26they were married
04:2712 years
04:28had four kids
04:29she made a big mistake
04:33I'm glad you feel that way
04:35yeah
04:35had she had this surgery
04:37some time ago
04:37she could have
04:38saved the marriage
04:39you've come a long way Tim
04:47listen Jill
04:49after 12 years of marriage
04:50and all those kids
04:51women tend to
04:52let themselves go
04:53you know
04:53spread out
04:54most men are
04:55as forgiving as I am
04:56excuse me
05:01did you say
05:02that you have
05:02forgiven me
05:03for letting myself go
05:05no
05:06that's not what I said
05:07that is exactly
05:10what you said
05:11well I didn't mean that
05:14what did you mean
05:16I mean
05:27I mean
05:27those tigers have a shot
05:29at the pendant
05:29with good pitching this year
05:30does everybody know
05:34what time it is
05:35tool time
05:37that's right
05:38Binford Tools is proud
05:39to present
05:39Tim the tool man
05:40Taylor
05:40thank you Heidi
05:48and welcome to tool time
05:50I am Tim the tool man
05:51Taylor
05:52and you all know my
05:52assistant Al
05:53table for one
05:54Borland
05:55need I remind you that I now
05:57have a significant other
05:58oh I'm sorry
05:59it's Al table for two Borland
06:01thank you
06:01but if his mom's
06:03dining with him
06:03it's Al table for seven Borland
06:04Al where's the salad bar
06:07we're going to show you
06:12how to refinish a table today
06:13we'll start by showing
06:14the steps necessary
06:15using these three tables
06:16all of which we bought
06:17for three dollars
06:18at a garage sale
06:18actually I bought them
06:20and you haven't
06:20reimbursed me yet
06:21before we refinish
06:23let's decide
06:23what kind of wood
06:24we're dealing with
06:24for that
06:25simple pad underneath
06:26we'll tell you
06:26whether you're dealing
06:27with raw wood
06:27or
06:28old chewing gum
06:29Al can actually
06:31determine what flavor
06:32it is just by tasting
06:33take a try
06:33I don't think so Tim
06:37now the underside
06:39of this table
06:39has been painted
06:40so Marv if you want
06:41to come down here
06:42what we're going to do
06:43is chip away
06:43a little bit of the
06:44of the paint there
06:45find out what we're
06:46dealing with
06:47it's maple
06:47one of my favorite
06:49types of wood
06:50yeah and syrup
06:52all right so next step
06:57after you've identified
06:58the type of wood
06:59is stripping the wood
07:03now obviously
07:05we've stripped this side
07:06we used instastrip
07:07by Binford
07:07right
07:08after you finish
07:09stripping
07:09you want to
07:10acknowledge your applause
07:11and gather up your clothes
07:12and head back to your trailer
07:13all right now
07:18we're ready for sanding
07:19now in this case
07:22you want to use
07:23Binford 6100 palm sander
07:25if you don't actually
07:26own a palm sander
07:26you can use a sanding
07:27attachment to any
07:28Binford drill
07:29we don't want to use
07:30an attachment on fine
07:31furniture
07:31because it'll leave
07:32unsightly swirl marks
07:33says who
07:34everybody
07:35oh and you listen
07:38to what everybody says
07:39unless it's you
07:40I'll show you Al
07:47I'll prove it to you
07:48Heidi my super sander
07:49please
07:50here you go Tim
07:51you're welcome
07:53thank you
07:54before you sand this table
07:57will you reimburse me
07:58will you reimburse me
07:59will you reimburse me
08:00will you reimburse me
08:04move it around here
08:08well don't leave it in one spot
08:10you'll wreck it
08:11how do you know
08:13now all we need is a square peg
08:19now all we need is a square peg
08:24Al hop in
08:27whoa
08:37check out this babe on dad's hot rod magazine
08:42whoa
08:45one question
08:47who works on a car
08:48in a bikini
08:48in high heels
08:49I do
08:51unless I'm working under the car
08:58then I go with a halter top
08:59and flats
09:00you guys are supposed to be
09:02working on the basement
09:03not gawking at my car magazines
09:04dad we've been working all morning
09:06we needed a babe break
09:08don't call her that
09:09she got a name
09:10oh
09:11that's Miss Dual Exhaust 1984
09:15get back to work guys
09:18let me do the gawking
09:19all right
09:19well you're allowed to gawk
09:21aren't you dad
09:22I don't gawk
09:24I've got all the babe I need
09:25right upstairs
09:26does mom know about her
09:27all right wise guy
09:31come over here
09:32look at these
09:32who's that
09:36she's a babe
09:43she's your mom
09:45I just called my mom a babe
09:50who's a good looking guy next door in this picture
09:54that would be not me
09:56there's a lot of not use in this box dad
10:00the important thing is I'm with her now
10:03bean head
10:04why would mom pick you out of all these good looking guys
10:07I was good looking as these guys once
10:11yeah I had to be better looking than that geek
10:13I think that geek's pretty good looking actually
10:17the geek is dad
10:23this is what Tim pick for the carnival
10:36that figures
10:37that's what all men want
10:39oh no not Al
10:41Al too
10:42last time we went miniature golfing
10:44there was a woman ahead of us
10:46wearing a skin tight t-shirt
10:47it's the only time I've ever seen Al
10:49go 28 over par
10:51I'm so disillusioned
10:55all right let me try
10:56I bet you those aren't even real
11:01well they're a lot more real
11:06than some of the ones I've been seeing lately
11:08excuse me
11:09oh I'm doing research for that article on plastic surgery
11:12you know what I even have this computer program
11:14that shows you how you can change your appearance
11:16you gotta see this
11:17you can change your lips
11:20your butt
11:21your thighs
11:21your waist
11:22just about anything
11:23here let me
11:24yeah well
11:25okay watch this
11:27that's amazing
11:30now watch this
11:32if you press B
11:33your breasts just get bigger
11:35and more torpedo-like
11:37wow
11:42what
11:43wow
11:45are you saying you think I look good like that
11:48no it was a general wow
11:56general wow
11:58the famous Chinese military guy general wow
12:01wait a minute
12:04wait a minute
12:04you just saw that picture of me
12:07and said wow with your tongue hanging out
12:09I did not
12:10you can't
12:11you can't say wow with your tongue hanging out
12:12wow
12:15wow
12:15wow
12:16I guess this would be a good time for me to be going
12:19bye Tim
12:19bye
12:20thank you so much for helping me with all the cupcakes
12:25I love cupcakes
12:26big ample cupcakes
12:28Jill you gotta see this
12:38now I know why they call it the boob tube
12:40look at this
12:40Tim what are you doing
12:45we're just playing around with the thing
12:47they look like hot air balloons
12:49you could travel around the world with those
12:51look out honey
12:53they're gonna blow
12:54could you be any more obnoxious
12:58is that a request
13:00I'm just playing with the thing
13:01Tim
13:01there are women whose self-esteem is so low
13:04that they're actually doing this to their bodies
13:05it is horrible
13:07sorry
13:08now
13:09how would I make your butt a little small
13:11maybe I'll just sleep down here tonight
13:19I thought you were done with your research
13:24why is the computer hooked up
13:25come over here
13:27I want you to see something
13:29hey there's a good looking guy
13:30here
13:31take this keyboard
13:35and show me what you think
13:38is my ideal Tim
13:40sounds like fun
13:41what do I gotta do
13:41oh you hit D for delt
13:43B for biceps
13:45W for waist
13:45P for pecs
13:46you sure P is for pecs
13:49just press the P
13:54there we go
14:00the Timinator
14:00you are so far off
14:04let me show you
14:06my ideal Tim
14:08that's it
14:13yeah
14:14Tim
14:16it's you that I find sexy
14:19and whatever changes
14:20that you go through
14:22I'm gonna find those sexy too
14:23even if you look like this
14:26yikes
14:37or this
14:39okay
14:46now I've told you how I feel
14:48I want to know how you feel
14:50do you want me to look the way that I look now
14:53or would you like me to get my tummy tucked
14:55and my face lifted
14:56and breasts enlarged
14:57the way you are now
14:59thank you
15:02hey
15:09just out of curiosity
15:11what would the other version cost us
15:14the whole package out the door
15:15maybe I should just live down here
15:26something burning out here Wilson
15:35no need to be alarmed Tim
15:37I'm just smoking a fish
15:39regular or menthol
15:42no no no Tim
15:44I'm curing an Alaskan salmon
15:46my only concern is what wine to have it with
15:49love to help you
15:50but I got a concern of my own
15:51it started with me
15:53turning Jill's breasts
15:54into hot air balloons
15:55and getting kind of excited about it
15:58well Tim
15:59I think you finally found a problem
16:01that's out of my realm of expertise
16:02no
16:03you don't understand
16:04she had this computer simulation
16:06that showed some
16:07cosmetic surgeons
16:09alterations to her body
16:10it reminded me of when she was young
16:11when I first met her
16:12and I kind of liked it
16:14then like a bonehead
16:15I asked what it would cost
16:17to overhaul her whole body
16:18whoa
16:21major faux pas
16:22major faux pas
16:26was he in the same campaign
16:28as General Wow
16:29Tim I'm not familiar
16:33with General Wow
16:34but your situation
16:35reminds me of the naked ape
16:37oh yeah
16:38that is the one exactly Tim
16:41you see the naked ape
16:43is a book which
16:44theorizes that men like apes
16:46are instinctively drawn
16:48to younger more fertile women
16:49in order to propagate the species
16:51what's Mrs. Naked Ape attracted to
16:53well unlike the male of the species
16:55her instinct is to be attracted
16:57to someone who's older
16:58and more experienced
16:59someone with more wisdom
17:00sensitivity
17:01wait a minute
17:03what you're saying
17:05is if I explained to Jill
17:07it was just my instincts talking
17:08I'd be off the hook
17:10no no no no no no no no Jim
17:11what I'm trying to say
17:13is you have to learn
17:13to understand your instincts
17:15and then you won't be on the hook
17:17in the first place
17:18oh yeah sure
17:19that'd be good
17:20yesterday we told you
17:24how to take an old beat up table
17:25and turn it into fine furniture
17:26unfortunately Tim turned it
17:27into less valuable sawdust
17:29luckily Al was able to buy us
17:33a new table
17:34I did not buy this table
17:35but don't be too surprised
17:37if it shows up
17:38your credit card bill
17:38a lot of us have tables
17:42like this around the house
17:43a little beat up
17:44Nick scratching stains
17:45all over it
17:46that's right
17:47so what you want to do
17:47is sand it down
17:48with a normal size sander
17:51refinish it
17:53you'll have yourself
17:54a brand new table
17:54I can't do this
17:56at this table
17:57it's alright Tim
17:58I'll do it
17:58no no no no
17:59I am surprised and shocked
18:01that you're so superficial
18:02what are you talking
18:04you're superficial
18:05maybe on the surface
18:07tool time isn't just
18:12about home improvement
18:13it's also about
18:13male improvement
18:14you see
18:16man by nature
18:18is just a naked ape
18:20chain smoking salmon
18:21and our instincts
18:25would be to make
18:26this table new
18:27make it look new
18:28with plastic filler
18:29and all the nicks
18:29what we should do
18:31is learn to appreciate
18:32the natural beauty
18:33inherent in this wood
18:34and over the years
18:35it's become nothing
18:36but deeper richer
18:37and warmer
18:37and more interesting
18:39what are you saying Tim
18:42I'm saying this table
18:43is perfect the way it is
18:45so our project today
18:49is to stand here
18:50and stare at this table
18:51no
18:54we could pour oil on it
18:56rub it affectionately
18:57and show the table
18:59how we love it
19:00rub with me Al
19:03I think I got him
19:20close
19:21I think you're right
19:23kiss this game
19:24goodbye
19:25the dustpan
19:36the broom
19:36are in the closet
19:37you know where the attic is
19:38oh man
19:41you guys keep losing to Mark
19:43we'll have this whole house
19:44cleaned up
19:44yes
19:45you want to play chess
19:46you do not want to play
19:48your old man in chess
19:49why not
19:50because I don't know
19:52how to play chess
19:52never mind
19:56I'll open play
19:57I'll open play with my computer
19:58okay
19:58hi
20:02hi sweetie
20:03hi
20:05hi
20:05did you watch tool time today
20:07no
20:08it's too bad
20:09we had a table on
20:10that kind of reminded me of you
20:11why
20:12was it big flat
20:13old and dented
20:14it's just quite lovely
20:16and it's warmth
20:18and color
20:19and character
20:19made it even more beautiful
20:20than when it was new
20:21Al wanted to refinish it
20:23boy
20:24I really
20:25really liked that table
20:26just the way it was
20:27oh
20:35Tim
20:36it's gorgeous
20:38just like you
20:39it expands in the middle
20:41not like you
20:48it has extra leaves
20:49so if you have company
20:50thank you
20:53yeah
20:54well you said you wanted
20:57one of these for a long time
20:58no
20:58I don't mean
20:59just thank you for the table
21:01I mean
21:01thank you for listening
21:03and understanding
21:04what I was saying
21:05that's not all
21:06I had one of the computer guys
21:07down at work help me
21:08with that program of yours
21:09watch this
21:09oh no
21:10oh come on
21:11come on
21:11sit down
21:12let's see
21:16if I remember
21:17this is us
21:18that's us
21:27that's us
21:27that's us in 2446
21:29so we're like what
21:31400 some years old
21:32450 years old
21:33that's why we're not moving
21:35the point is
21:40no matter how ponchy
21:40or wrinkle we get
21:41we're still gonna be together
21:42and love each other
21:42so I guess that just proves
21:47that love is blind
21:48and there's good news
21:50our 425 year old kids
21:52have finally left the house
21:53so we can just sit around
21:57naked all day
21:58no
21:59that is a pretty picture
22:01two wrinkled up old prunes
22:03just lying around together
22:04come on make your move
22:13I'm working at it
22:16if chest is too hard for you
22:24you can go back to tic-tac-toe
22:25I'm thinking
22:29dad you've been thinking
22:32for a half an hour
22:33that's a record for your father
22:35eat my dust
22:42checkmate
22:47dust my house
22:50we're gonna show you
22:59the process on these
23:00other two tables
23:01that we all bought
23:02for five dollars
23:02at a garage sale
23:03actually I bought them
23:04Tim you haven't
23:05reversed me yet
23:06if chest is too hard for you
23:15you could go back
23:16to tic-tac-toe
23:17you
23:35you
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