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Balki, Larry y Jennifer siguen atrapados en un globo aerostático fuera de control y Jennifer finalmente se pone de parto.
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00:00Last, on Perfect Strangers.
00:02You are going to have this baby any day now.
00:05No, Larry, I've been pregnant so long that this baby is going to go straight from delivery room to college.
00:11Oh, I feel all funny inside.
00:17I think I'm having my baby.
00:19Oh, you can't be having your baby.
00:23I'm due before you are. It's my turn.
00:25Guys, the most amazing thing just happened.
00:28Marianne had the baby in the car.
00:30What?
00:31Balky, you have a son.
00:39I need to know everything Marianne did leading up to the birth of Little Rope's Pierre Boinkie.
00:43We went for a helium balloon ride, and then she wanted a corn dog,
00:49which I really don't understand because it's not corn and it's not a dog.
00:52What is it?
00:54It makes perfect sense.
00:55Once she went up in the balloon, the air pressure changed, she went into labor.
00:58Now, now, sweetheart, listen.
01:00Listen, I know you are not going to like this,
01:02but I absolutely forbid you to go up in a balloon.
01:07Now, is that going to be a problem, sweetheart?
01:11Larry, are you sure you guys know what you're doing?
01:13Absolutely.
01:14I'll be honest to anyone with a brain.
01:16It is this one.
01:16I was in the basket.
01:18I knew it.
01:20Well, now you've got it.
01:21You pulled the wrong rope.
01:23Now we can't get back down.
01:25Balky, get this thing back down on the ground.
01:27I can't get back.
01:28I don't know how it works.
01:29Sometimes the world looks perfect.
01:44Nothing can rearrange.
01:46Sometimes you just get a feeling like you need some kind of change.
01:52No matter what the odds are this time, nothing's going to stand in my way.
02:00This flame in my heart, like a long-lost friend, gives every dark street a light at the end.
02:08Standing tall on the wings of my dream.
02:14Rise and fall on the wings of my dream.
02:22With the rain and thunder, the wind and haze, I'm bound for better days.
02:29With my life, my dream, nothing's going to stop me now.
02:34Rise and fall on the wings of my dream.
02:48Rise and fall on the wings of my dream.
02:50Rise and fall on the wings of my dream.
02:51Rise and fall on the wings of my dream.
02:52I feel strange.
02:53Okay, calm down.
02:54Jennifer, everything is going to be great.
02:57You'll be happy, I hope.
03:00We have no way to get back to you.
03:02No, no, no, not you.
03:03Cousin, now is not the time to blame each other.
03:06It is true that he no longer made us for Mother Earth, but we are in communion with Father Sky and his aerial children.
03:14The wind, the clouds, that plane on the ground.
03:19Just kidding.
03:21See? It can't be cheap to be here.
03:25Okay, don't ever do that to me again.
03:28Come on, cousin, relax.
03:30Come on, relax and have fun.
03:33Have fun.
03:34Feel the wind play with your pants and sleeves.
03:43Do you want to stop now?
03:44For!
03:45May I interrupt your stimulating discussion to say something?
03:48Yes of course.
03:49Day, Valky, who is an idiot.
03:50I'm going to give birth.
03:51See?
03:52He agrees with me.
03:53To give birth.
03:54I'm going to give birth.
03:58Oh, mother!
04:00Are you saying you're going to give birth?
04:02I mean, I'm having contractions.
04:05Now!
04:05Oh, well!
04:07It hurts me!
04:08Yeah!
04:12Wow, I'm done with a manta ray.
04:15Jennifer.
04:17Jennifer, our theory was correct.
04:20Miriam stood up so she could get into the balloon.
04:22Do you realize what that means?
04:24Expectant mothers will thank us for it.
04:26It is a great gift to humanity.
04:28Yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:30Okay, fine.
04:30Listen, Jennifer.
04:32Do you think they are...
04:32Take care of yourself!
04:33Do you think it could be another false alarm?
04:37It's not a false alarm, Larry.
04:39I have contractions roughly every eight minutes.
04:43So, we still have plenty of time.
04:44We'll have landed before you have your next contraction.
04:48Oh, I've got it!
04:51Okay, I've made a mistake again.
04:53But who?
04:54Shouldn't you be focusing on your breathing instead of ruining my arm?
04:59I took the breathing thing seriously.
05:01I thought about getting anesthesia.
05:02Lots of anesthesia!
05:04I only went to those stupid classes because there I could be without being the fattest woman in the room.
05:10Larry, I don't want my son in a balloon.
05:13Jennifer, Jennifer, aren't you going to have your son in a balloon?
05:16Oh, no?
05:16Of course not.
05:17Don't be ridiculous.
05:19You're going to have your child in a fragile wicker basket hanging from a balloon.
05:24And with enough umbrellas, one could...
05:25Okay, don't help, don't help.
05:28Thank you, thank you very much.
05:30Okay, Jen, Jen, let's relax.
05:32Why don't we think of a funny story?
05:35Oh, oh, yes, one, yes, one.
05:36You see, a pig, a butcher, and a orabino leave on a bus.
05:40Okay, here we go.
05:40And the pig...
05:41Okay, okay, don't help, don't help, don't let him help.
05:43Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
05:46Tell me.
05:47Didn't I like the child?
05:48No.
05:49Well, I've already said that the brain could talk.
05:51I don't know what the accent will give it, but it sounds a bit like...
05:53What, Volky?
05:55If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to throw you overboard.
06:01What's up?
06:02Is my wife going to have a baby?
06:04You know that? Months ago.
06:07What I mean is that she's going to have the baby now in this balloon
06:10and I have no idea what to do.
06:12Oh, so that must be my little friends.
06:17But it reassures me, I know quite a bit about overexertion.
06:19Really, Valdi?
06:20Of course.
06:23I have helped hundreds of beings measure the world.
06:26If you were a sheep, I could do it with my eyes closed.
06:29In fact, that's how we do it at home, so it's almost better not to look.
06:32Oh, mother, you don't know, you have to put on something to cover you from head to toe,
06:37because...
06:37Okay, that's it, it's over, you shut up, I'll shut you up.
06:40No!
06:42Larry, something's wrong, we're going up again.
06:44Problem solved!
06:46I know why we're going up.
06:47The star is losing sand.
06:52Larry, we've climbed too high, we'll run out of oxygen.
06:54Nothing of the sort!
06:55Oh, no?
06:55No!
06:56Before we run out of oxygen, the atmosphere will gradually replace the helium inside.
07:01of the balloon, and the balloon will burst.
07:03And after reading this, it's best not to speak at all.
07:05Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.
07:10Now, we have to do two things.
07:12First, Valky has to shut her mouth.
07:17Secondly, someone has to go out and fix the sand leak.
07:21Okay, you're not in any condition to be, I'm helping you, Valky, it's just you left.
07:24Good luck, friend.
07:25I can help you with the first part of the plan.
07:30I can keep quiet.
07:33Believe.
07:34But, as for getting out of the basket, I could...
07:40No, no, I wouldn't even think about that.
07:43Do you want to do it to the ass?
07:44No, darling, I'm...
07:46Okay, okay, I'll go.
07:48But not because you asked me to.
07:51But Jennifer, I'll do it, but Jennifer, and for Howard with the balloon, and for what...
07:55If he runs out of balloons, Howard the Balloon Man will just be...
08:00Howard, the man.
08:12Okay, okay, breathe, breathe, okay, that's it.
08:15Your contractions will stop now, like this, now, deeply.
08:21Good, that's it, you're doing great, Jen, you're doing great.
08:25Valky, how are you?
08:27Okay, cousin, I'm holding on tight to the ballast bag and I've stopped the sand leak with my handkerchief.
08:33But, when I took the handkerchief out of my pocket, all the coins I was carrying fell out.
08:39There aren't many places to spend them here either.
08:42Ha, ha, ha, what?
08:44Boo!
08:44Aaah!
08:45Aaah!
08:47I'm fine!
08:48I'm fine!
08:49Don't worry!
08:51I don't do it.
08:53Okay, Jen, I'm going to try to relax you until your next contraction.
08:57That's incredible, Larry.
08:59These breathing exercises help a lot.
09:00Yes, I will be with you in every inspiration.
09:04Cousin!
09:05Cousin!
09:06Valky, I can't talk to you right now.
09:09Well, it's now or never.
09:11I am about to release 66 kilos of ballast.
09:15Do you think we're losing another stock market?
09:18No!
09:19We're losing Valky!
09:21I'm at the exit and my head is down!
09:24How can I be so ingenious?
09:26That's right, we're going to lose to...
09:42Good.
09:44Valky, here I come!
09:45No no!
09:46No, Larry, don't leave me!
09:47I'm afraid!
09:48I don't want to have to watch this alone!
09:49Exhale, breathe!
09:51Larry, it's all about breathing exercises!
09:52It's nonsense!
09:53I can't breathe!
09:55Oh!
09:58Listen, darling, I know this is a really bad time, but Valky is about to fall
10:06into a void of hundreds of meters and, you see, I think I should help him.
10:14Bad, I'll check before the next contraction.
10:16Cousin!
10:17Cousin!
10:18I don't mean to rush you, but I'm hanging on by my toes!
10:25Go over there!
10:27Okay, fine, here I go.
10:29Okay, honey, you have to leave me now, you have to leave me.
10:33Here, daughter, take the blanket, take the blanket, yes.
10:35I'm going to help you, darling, I'm going to help you.
10:37I'm going to help you, that's it, that's it.
10:41I'm leaving now, don't worry.
10:42Esquira, I'll be back.
10:44I'll be right back.
10:45Okay, Valky, Valky.
10:46Take my hand and I'll lift you up.
10:51Aaah!
10:52Flurry!
10:53Flurry!
10:55We're ok!
10:56We're ok!
11:00Good, limp!
11:03That's right, I'm a monster!
11:05All things considered, I think things are going well.
11:15Is it going well?
11:17Valky, I'm hundreds of meters high hanging by my hair.
11:21My wife is giving birth and my watch is ticking.
11:24Well, you know what they say, cousin.
11:30Time flies when you're hanging out!
11:34How do I come up with these jokes!
11:36How do you think I'm going to do it?
11:39Oh, my little hermit, I've been asked!
11:43I'd love to be with you right now, but I think you're going to have to manage without me.
11:48I just can't get up.
11:51Cousin, I don't want you to hear this, Jennifer.
11:53But this morning I haven't had time to wash my hair
11:56And I fear it may make Ante wait.
12:01I'm alive, my beautiful one!
12:03Valky, Valky, don't let me go!
12:05Do it to me!
12:05I don't want to scare you, Ante.
12:07I just want to point out, Ante,
12:08I'm seeing a major traffic jam on the highway,
12:10But as always, I don't see any reason for you to do it.
12:13Perhaps the reason is that everyone can see that there are two men hanging from a...
12:17Where? Where?
12:20Alive, cousin!
12:22Look, look!
12:23It's a helicopter!
12:34Wealth is happening!
12:36Who is a police leadership helicopter?
12:41Let's rescue ourselves!
12:49Tell them to hurry!
12:53Larry, I've changed my mind!
12:55I don't want to do this!
12:56It's not a police helicopter!
12:59It's Captain Fred, live from Channel 8!
13:02Hey! Hey!
13:04Captain Fred!
13:06I see him on television every night!
13:09And I never imagined that you would film my last moments!
13:14Hold on there, you idiots!
13:16They will rescue you soon!
13:18Never stop smiling!
13:19Mais, stay tuned for the next news!
13:21Captain Fred, Captain Fred, Captain!
13:26I am Malky Maratopomus!
13:28And this is my cousin!
13:30Long live Larry Appleton!
13:32And in the sixth one is the Encarta of Primo Lanny's women!
13:35And Jennifer!
13:37Say hi to Jennifer!
13:40Good!
13:42It looks like things are going to turn out well!
13:44Do you remember when we talked about filming the birth?
13:47Well, now it's going to be filmed by professionals!
13:51Yes, Jennifer!
13:52Captain Fred is the best!
13:54What he does with close-ups is incredible!
13:57She's a true film star!
14:00Jen!
14:01How are you?
14:03Jen!
14:08I'm fine, Larry!
14:10And our son too!
14:13Farkey!
14:14I have a son!
14:15Cousin, now that we're happy, let's dance the dance of joy!
14:21Tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay, tay!
14:27Already!
14:35Two months later
14:36And so, tonight, the population of Chicago has increased with the birth of this baby.
14:43that the world would appear in a way that his parents would not easily forget.
14:46For you, Willy has had a very good night.
14:54I don't know about you, but I think I'll never get tired of watching this video.
14:58Dodo! I love it!
15:01My wife's miracle
15:03giving birth to my son hundreds of meters high.
15:08I can't forget it.
15:10Yeah.
15:13My favorite part is when Captain Fred lets me get on the helicopter
15:16and I help him prepare the traffic report.
15:19It reminds me of when I helped Uncle Stavros do the traffic report at Mipos.
15:26We made a sandwich and climbed a dinco tree
15:30to see the mule go by.
15:38It didn't happen.
15:39We didn't know he had died.
15:54These little men want to be with their dads while we make dinner.
15:58Well, it's not like they were really talking.
16:03Relational thinking begins in the sixth month.
16:06Verbal ability in the ninth or tenth grade.
16:12I heard it on Sesame Street.
16:16Okay, shall we make dinner?
16:18Jen, I'm sure you want to make it.
16:20He shouldn't rest.
16:22Larry, I'm fine.
16:23Just by looking at this little rascal,
16:26I find solace in what I had to go through.
16:30Valky and I have thought that we would like to have six or eight children.
16:33You and Larry, right?
16:34Larry and I have been thinking that we want to get a puppy.
16:40Well, how about we take care of our children a little?
16:43Yeah.
16:43Perhaps it's time to show Robespierre the Easy Bike Scorpion.
16:56Easy Bike Scorpion?
16:58What's that?
17:00What's that?
17:01Yes, what is it?
17:02It's an old Miposian lullaby
17:05which contains profound teachings about life.
17:08So why don't you show it to little Taker too?
17:11Oh, my darlings!
17:14Easy Bicy Scorpion got inside my shirt
17:18I smashed his head and he turned me into a puppeteer.
17:23I tore off its legs and put it in my soup
17:29I don't like insects inside my clothes
17:34Easy Bicy Scorpion got into my pants
17:39Okay, okay, that's enough.
17:41I'd better take care of the lullabies myself.
17:46Thank you
17:47Okay, fine.
17:49Here we are
17:51They've become such great dads
17:53We've been through a lot together
17:55Cousin
17:57When I arrived in America six years ago
18:02I was looking for my cousin
18:04And I never thought I would find
18:07To the best friend I have in the world
18:10Unforgettable
18:16Unforgettable
18:16That's what you are
18:22Unforgettable
18:28Though near or far
18:29Though near or far
18:32Like a love song
18:40That clings to me
18:42How the thought of you
18:45Does things to me
18:48Never before
18:49Never before
18:51Has someone
18:54Even more
18:56Unforgettable
19:00In every way
19:05And forevermore
19:09And forevermore
19:11That's how you'll stay
19:15That's why, darling.
19:22It's incredible
19:24That someone
19:26So unforgettable
19:29Thinks that I am
19:33Unforgettable
19:35Unforgettable
19:35Unforgettable
19:35Too
19:36Dissed
19:37So unforgettable
19:38You
19:39Don't
19:42You
19:43Do
19:45You
19:46Do
19:46You
19:59Do
20:00You
20:02Do
20:02You
20:03Do
20:05You
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21:36Who would have thought six years ago that we would have the next generation of Appletons and Bartókos?
21:43Won't it be wonderful to see them grow up?
21:50Yes, it will be.
21:52Will Valky and our families always be as close as they are now?
21:56Of course, it doesn't make you look ridiculous.
21:59Merian and I don't plan on ever moving from here, and if you leave, we'll go with you.
22:05Ladies and gentlemen, let us give a final welcome to the distant cousin stars.
22:22Rebecca Arthur
22:23Melanie Wilson
22:27Mark Lynn Baker
22:31and Bronson Pinchot
22:34Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause please for the team and actors of distant cousins.
22:40Thank you for joining us.
22:48Bye bye.
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