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00:00All right, Crash. Today, you have a math test. Today. And I hope you all studied last night.
00:08Cause it's gonna be a really hard test. I'm talking really hard. Now let me go give you a test.
00:14What? I didn't know we had a test today.
00:16Me neither, dude. Oh, I'm gonna fail.
00:18Me too.
00:19I'm not. I studied all night.
00:21Cootie, why didn't you warn us that we had a test today?
00:23Yeah, dude.
00:24Well, you guys wouldn't have studied anyway.
00:26Yeah, he's right, Joseph.
00:27Yeah, he's right.
00:28Wait, wait, wait. What's that?
00:30What? Guys, I just found a penny.
00:32Dude, is it heads up?
00:33Yeah, it's heads up.
00:33Oh, grab it. That's a lucky penny.
00:35A lucky penny?
00:36Yeah, hurry up and grab it, dude.
00:38How is it lucky?
00:39Dude, if you find a penny with its heads up, it's gonna bring you good luck.
00:43What? Really, Cootie?
00:43Well, some people say that, but I don't really believe it.
00:46Oh, well, I'm gonna keep it anyway, cause it's money.
00:48Oh, man, that's so cool that I found a penny. I just need to find nine more and I have a dollar.
00:52Yeah, Junior, you're gonna fail this math test.
00:54What? Ten pennies make a dollar, Cootie.
00:57Here you go, Junior. Here your test.
00:58I hope you study.
01:00Oh, man, I don't know anything on this test.
01:02I'm just gonna have to guess on all the questions.
01:04All right, Junior, here your test.
01:06Here your test, Cootie.
01:07All right, Crash. I just passed out everybody's test.
01:10You're gonna have ten minutes to take test.
01:13Once ten minutes is up, I'm gonna make gong sound to let you know that it's over.
01:17All right? Don't keep starting.
01:19That's gong sound. That means ten minutes is over and you gotta turn in your test.
01:26Oh, man, I so failed.
01:28All right, Junior, time to turn in your test. I know I passed.
01:32Hey, Joseph, did you pass?
01:33No way, dude. I guessed on every single one of them. I Christmas treated it. See?
01:37What? Christmas? You drew a Christmas tree?
01:39Yeah. Like, who doesn't like Christmas?
01:41Duh.
01:42All right, Crash. I'm gonna grade all your tests and I'm gonna pass them back out to you.
01:48Oh, guys, my dad's gonna ground me when he finds out I failed this test.
01:51Ha ha! Shucks to be you, Junior. I can't get grounded because I don't have parents.
01:56Wait, Junior, why don't you just try studying?
01:58Because I'm not a nerd, Cootie.
02:00All right, Crash. I finished grading your test and only one of you got an A-pros.
02:04Ha ha! It's your boy.
02:06Hey, here you go, Joseph. There's your test.
02:08An F? How did I fail my test?
02:10Joseph, you literally drew a Christmas tree on the back of your test.
02:13Oh, you're right. I should have drew it on the front of my test.
02:16Stupid!
02:16Hey, here you go, Cootie. Here's your test.
02:19Let me see that undo. A plus...
02:21Wait, a B minus?
02:23Yeah, because you missed one question.
02:24What? Then who got the 100?
02:26Junior, you got an A plus 100 on your math test.
02:29I got an A plus 100? I didn't even study. I guessed on every question.
02:33Dude, it must have been the Penny. The Lucky Penny.
02:35What? The Lucky Penny? Cootie. The Gootie. The Lucky Penny helped me pass.
02:38The Penny did not help you pass your math test. You just got lucky.
02:41But I guessed on every single question, Cootie.
02:43Dude, it's a Lucky Penny. Duh.
02:45No, no. He's just a good guesser.
02:47I can guess your mom's weight. 600 pounds because she's fat.
02:50Oh, burn!
02:51Yeah, she's fat.
02:53Whatever.
02:54Hey, guys. You want to go get a sandwich to celebrate my A plus 100?
02:57Yeah, sure, dude.
02:58Yeah, I could use a nice big footlong in me after this B.
03:01All right, guys. Let's go.
03:02Okay.
03:02Let me get my Penny.
03:05Welcome to Footlong Bangers.
03:07Our sandwiches are banging.
03:09Yeah, I'll take a footlong banger with cheese.
03:12There you go.
03:13Wow, that was fast.
03:13Cool.
03:14I'll also have a footlong banger with cheese.
03:16Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
03:18What's going on?
03:19Is she having a stroke?
03:20You're our one millionth customer.
03:21I'm the one millionth customer?
03:23Come on.
03:24You get free sandwiches for life.
03:26You hear that, Joe?
03:26I get free sandwiches for life.
03:28Dude, it must be the Lucky Penny.
03:29Well, Cootie, it's the Lucky Penny.
03:30No, Junior, literally anyone behind me in line would have won.
03:33And I was the one behind you, so I'm lucky.
03:35But if I was behind you, I would have won.
03:37Sounds like jealousy to me.
03:38Yeah, sounds like you're jealous, Cootie.
03:39Yeah, it does sound like you're lucky.
03:40Shut up, Wendy.
03:41You don't even know.
03:42All right, let's take this cake home.
03:43And I want a sandwich to go, too.
03:44This is awesome.
03:45It's a good cake.
03:46Junior, this cake is good, but that Penny's not making you lucky.
03:49Yes, it is, dude.
03:50No, it's not.
03:51The Penny is lucky.
03:52Yeah, Cootie, the Penny has to be lucky.
03:54Look, ever since I got this Penny, Lucky stuff's been happening.
03:56I passed that test.
03:57I didn't even study for it, I just guessed the answers, and then I was the millionth customer
04:00at the sandwich place.
04:01Mm-hmm.
04:01Junior, that's just two lucky things.
04:03It's just a coincidence.
04:05Who's that?
04:06Uh, hello?
04:07Hey there, you're on the hit TV show, How Many M&Ms Are In This Cup?
04:10Oh my god, I love this show!
04:12Me too, dude!
04:13Yeah, your house was randomly selected to be the lucky house in the show.
04:16It has to be the Penny.
04:17It's the Penny.
04:17It's the Penny.
04:18It's the Penny.
04:18It's the Penny.
04:18It's gotta be the Penny.
04:19It's the Penny.
04:20Okay, I don't know what that's about, but if you guess how many M&Ms are in this cup,
04:23you win a trip to Disney World.
04:25Disney World!
04:27You always guess how many M&Ms are in the cup?
04:28Yeah, you have to guess exactly how many M&Ms are in there.
04:30No way, dude.
04:31That's impossible.
04:32You can't do that.
04:33Um, I guess I would say 384.
04:36Wow!
04:37Yeah, yeah, you nailed it.
04:38That's exactly right.
04:39What?
04:39Oh my god!
04:40It's the Penny!
04:41It's the Penny!
04:42It's the Penny!
04:43Yeah, you win two tickets to Disney World.
04:45Oh man, you're just amazing.
04:46It was me and you, dude.
04:47We gotta go.
04:47Well, no, I mean, you win two tickets, but one of them has to be an adult.
04:50Oh, I guess I'll just take Chef PeePee then.
04:52Oh, well, it was cool that you won, though.
04:54Yeah, it was super cool.
04:54It was the Penny!
04:56Yeah, it was the Penny!
04:56Yeah, it was the Penny!
04:56Yeah, all right, your flight is in the morning at 6 o'clock, so you better get to sleep.
05:00Okay, oh, well, get there!
05:01Oh, that's awesome!
05:02Oh my gosh, guys, I can't believe I won a trip to Disney World!
05:04Dude, it's the Penny, dude!
05:05It's the Penny!
05:06It's the Penny!
05:07It's not because of the Penny, it was just a really lucky guess.
05:09Yeah, a lucky guess because of the Penny!
05:11No, Junior, if you didn't have the Penny, you probably would have guessed the same number.
05:14No, if I didn't have the Penny, I would have probably said there was like five M&Ms.
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:18Well, Junior, there were a lot more than five M&Ms in there.
05:20How do you know?
05:21Well, because I looked at it.
05:22Okay, well, if I didn't have the Penny, I would have probably said like a million M&Ms.
05:25Well, that would obviously have been too many.
05:27Well, see, that's why it was a lucky guess because I guessed the number between five and
05:30a million.
05:31Yes, Junior, you just had to guess the number between five and a million.
05:34Yeah, and I got it.
05:35That's why this Penny is super lucky.
05:36And also, it was really lucky that they chose my house for the show.
05:39Well, yeah, that was lucky, but it was still just a coincidence.
05:42No, it's because of the Penny.
05:43Well, anyway, guys, I got to go to bed because I'm going to Disney World in the morning,
05:46so I'll see you guys in a few days.
05:47Okay, dude.
05:48Oh, man.
05:48Oh, man, I finally get to lay down and relax.
05:52Hey, Chef PeePee!
05:53What do you want, Junior?
05:54Guess what?
05:55I want a trip to Disney World!
05:57Wait, how did you do that?
05:58It was a game show.
05:59They came to the front door and they said I wanted a trip to Disney World because I guessed
06:01how many M&Ms were in a cup.
06:03Are you sure it's not a scam?
06:04No, no, it's real, Chef PeePee, so wake me up at 6 a.m.
06:06because that's what time our flight is, okay?
06:08Six in the morning?
06:10Okay, Junior.
06:11All right, yeah, okay, wake me up.
06:12What time is it?
06:21Hey, Chef PeePee!
06:22Oh, what, Junior?
06:24What time is it?
06:24I don't know.
06:25Check your phone.
06:26Oh, my phone.
06:27Hey, Siri, what time is it?
06:29Hey, Siri, what time is it?
06:31Hey, Siri, what time is it?
06:32It's 6.34 p.m.
06:36Chef PeePee, we missed our flight!
06:38Well, it's not my fault!
06:39Oh, my God, we missed our flight to Disney World!
06:42Oh, Chef PeePee, I thought I had a lucky penny!
06:45Aw!
06:47What's wrong, Junior?
06:48You sounded really sad on the phone.
06:49Yeah, dude.
06:50Well, guys, I missed my flight to Disney World!
06:53What?
06:54Cody, what was that for?
06:56Yeah, so rude.
06:57I was just laughing because it proves that the penny isn't lucky.
07:00What are you talking about?
07:00Well, something unlucky happened to you.
07:02You missed your flight, so obviously that proves that the penny wasn't lucky after all.
07:06Hmm.
07:07I guess Cody is right.
07:08Maybe the penny isn't lucky.
07:09Yeah, I guess all that stuff yesterday was just a coincidence.
07:12Maybe.
07:12Stupid penny.
07:13I guess we'll just watch TV.
07:18Breaking news, okay?
07:20A plane on its way to Disney World this morning has crashed, and there were no survivors.
07:25Truly sad.
07:26Oh, my God!
07:27The plane I was supposed to be on crashed!
07:28Thank God I overslept!
07:29Dude, the penny!
07:31It is lucky!
07:31This penny saved my life!
07:33Yeah!
07:33What?
07:34Cody, this penny saved my life.
07:35It's really lucky.
07:36I was supposed to be on that plane, but since I had this lucky penny, I overslept, and I
07:39didn't get on the plane, so I survived!
07:41Wow, Junior, that's really lucky.
07:42I'm sure all those people in the plane crash who died are really happy for you.
07:46Well, Cody, they should have had a lucky penny.
07:48Junior, I'm pretty sure somebody on that plane had a penny.
07:50I'm getting word now that no one on board the plane had a lucky penny, although there was
07:55one guy who had a penny, but it was tail side up.
07:58Truly sad.
07:59Wow!
07:59See, Cody, this penny is super lucky!
08:01Actually, Junior, it's still not lucky, because you won a trip to Disney World, but now you
08:05don't get to go to Disney World.
08:06Yeah, Cody, how's your point, dude?
08:08Yeah, I guess since I don't get to go to Disney World, I'm not really lucky.
08:11Breaking news, okay?
08:13Disney World has been nuked, and if you had plans to go to Disney World and you didn't
08:18go, you're extremely lucky.
08:20Oh, come on!
08:21See, Cody, even the news has unlucky!
08:23Yeah, super lucky, dude!
08:24Come on, guys, everybody knows that North Korea hates Disney World.
08:28It was just a matter of time.
08:29Cody, why is it so hard for you to believe that this penny is lucky?
08:31Yeah, because all the lucky stuff that's happened has just been a bunch of coincidences.
08:35It would have happened whether you had the penny or not.
08:37Cody, what can we do to prove to you that this penny is lucky?
08:40Let's go bowling.
08:42Okay.
08:42Okay, then.
08:43All right, Junior, if you're so lucky, then bowl a strike blindfolded.
08:47Dude, he's gonna do it.
08:48He has the lucky penny.
08:49Yeah, I have the lucky penny, Cody, so let me bowl the strike.
08:51Wait, where's the ball?
08:52It's down there.
08:53It's down there, dude.
08:54Oh, okay.
08:54Yeah, it's here.
08:55Watch me bowl the strike.
08:57I believe you can do it, dude.
08:58Okay, I got this.
09:04What happened?
09:08Junior, that's impossible.
09:09Dude, you did it, dude.
09:10It's the penny.
09:10It's the penny.
09:11I got a strike?
09:12Yeah.
09:12It's the penny, Cody.
09:13It has to be the penny.
09:14It's not the penny.
09:14It's just luck.
09:15I couldn't even see what I was doing.
09:18So, Cody, did that prove to you that this penny is lucky?
09:20No, it just means you're good at bowling.
09:22Cody, what can we do to prove to you that this penny is lucky?
09:24Um, okay, grab your phone and follow me.
09:27Okay.
09:28Okay, Junior, if your penny is so lucky, then drop your phone off the balcony and see if it breaks.
09:32Cody, that's stupid.
09:33Obviously, my phone's gonna break if I drop it down there.
09:35No, it won't.
09:36Not if you have your lucky penny.
09:37Dude, I don't know about this.
09:39Yeah, Cody, I don't know.
09:39This is pretty stupid.
09:40All right, well, I guess your penny isn't lucky after all.
09:43Okay, fine, Cody.
09:44I'll prove that my penny is lucky by dropping my phone.
09:46Oh, here I go.
09:49Dude, it sounded like it broke.
09:51Yeah, it did.
09:51Oh, no.
09:53Guys, look.
09:53The phone's not broken.
09:55What?
09:55It's the penny.
09:56It's the penny.
09:57It's the penny.
09:57No, no.
09:58Maybe iPhones are just really durable.
10:00Hold on.
10:00Let me try my phone.
10:02All right.
10:02Let's see if mine breaks.
10:03Here I go.
10:06That sounded like it broke, Cody.
10:09Wow, Junior.
10:10Wow.
10:10Look at my phone.
10:11Yeah, Cody.
10:12It's destroyed.
10:12Idiot.
10:13What?
10:13Me?
10:13He's the one who threw his phone first.
10:15But you don't have a lucky penny, Cody.
10:17Yeah, you shouldn't have thrown your phone without a lucky penny.
10:19What?
10:19The lucky penny has nothing to do with this.
10:21I'm just really hunky, and I'm stronger than you, so I threw it harder.
10:24That's all.
10:25Yeah.
10:25All right, Cody.
10:26Yeah, well, maybe this is just the back of your phone.
10:28Maybe the front looks better.
10:29Oh, no.
10:30Oh, okay.
10:30It's destroyed.
10:31Yeah, it's done.
10:32Yeah, it won't even turn on.
10:33My phone is ruined.
10:34We're going back to the couch.
10:36Junior, I had pictures on that phone.
10:38I'll never get back.
10:39Well, then you shouldn't have thrown your phone, Cody.
10:40Well, I just don't understand why my phone broke and yours didn't.
10:43The penny, Cody.
10:44Yeah, the penny.
10:45Well, I'm tired of hearing about this stupid penny.
10:47It's not lucky.
10:48Cody, obviously it's lucky.
10:49Ever since I found it, so much lucky stuff has happened to me.
10:52So it's lucky.
10:52Look, I'll do whatever I have to do to prove to you that it's lucky.
10:55Junior, you can't prove to me that it's lucky.
10:57Okay, you know what?
10:57How about I go get hit by a car, and if I survive, then the penny is lucky.
11:00What?
11:00No, Junior.
11:01That's really stupid.
11:02Yeah, that's a little risque, dude.
11:03If you get hit by a car, you're done your rings, bro.
11:05Well, look.
11:06If I get hit by a car and I survive, obviously that means I'm lucky, and it's because of the penny.
11:09So I'm going to go sit in the road.
11:11Look, Junior.
11:12Junior, Junior, no.
11:13Junior, get out of the road.
11:14Yeah, come on, dude.
11:15Stop laying.
11:16No, guys.
11:16I got to get hit by a car and survive to prove to Cody that his penny's lucky.
11:19You don't have to do this.
11:20Yeah, I don't have a lucky penny, so I'm going to go on the sidewalk.
11:23Cody, you should probably go on the sidewalk, too.
11:24You don't have a lucky penny.
11:25Junior, it's about to rain.
11:26We should just go in the house.
11:27No, Cody.
11:28I have to get hit by a car.
11:30Well, Cody, what was that?
11:31It was lightning, Junior.
11:32We almost got struck by lightning.
11:33But we didn't because I have a lucky penny.
11:35Wait, so you're telling me that everyone in the world who didn't get struck by lightning is lucky?
11:39Well, no, we're lucky because we almost got struck by lightning.
11:41Well, wouldn't it have been luckier if we didn't even come close to getting struck by lightning?
11:45No, Cody.
11:45I have a lucky penny, so we didn't get struck by lightning only because of the lucky penny.
11:48So go on the sidewalk so I can get hit by a car.
11:50Fine.
11:51Dude, do you think Junior's going to survive if he gets hit by a car?
11:54Hopefully not, so he can learn his lesson.
11:59What?
12:00Guys, there's a car coming!
12:01There's a car coming!
12:03Yes!
12:03Yes, yes!
12:06Oh, sick!
12:07I told you, dude.
12:08Dunyon rings.
12:09All right, I'll call the doctor.
12:11Wow, kid.
12:11You broke both your legs.
12:13You're lucky to even be alive.
12:14You hear that, Cody?
12:14I'm lucky to be alive.
12:15The penny, dude!
12:17The penny!
12:18You'd be even luckier if you could walk.
12:19Who needs to walk when you have a lucky penny, dude?
12:22Yeah, Cody.
12:22Well, I'm glad you guys called.
12:23I didn't even notice I'd hit you.
12:25I was just driving home with the music blaring.
12:27Thought I hit a speed bump or a cat or something.
12:29Anyway, see you guys later.
12:31So, Cody, you believe my penny's lucky now?
12:32No, Junior.
12:34All right, Joseph.
12:34Drag me in the road.
12:35I got hit by another car.
12:36All right, I'm on it, dude.
12:37No, no, no, no.
12:38Junior, I'm taking this penny.
12:39No, I won't give you my penny back.
12:40It's a lucky penny, dude.
12:41No, Junior.
12:42I'm getting rid of this penny before you hurt yourself again.
12:44Oh, no.
12:44Joseph, Joseph, go get my penny.
12:46I can't walk.
12:46Okay, dude.
12:47Get out of here, penny.
12:49No, Cody, the lucky penny.
12:51Why would you do that?
12:52I had to get rid of it.
12:53It was too dangerous to Junior.
12:55But I could have had it.
12:57Maybe I could have actually had a family.
13:00Wow, Cody.
13:01I can't believe you were so jealous of my lucky penny
13:03that you had to throw it out the window.
13:04I wasn't jealous, Junior.
13:05I was trying to protect you.
13:06Yeah, you were, Cody.
13:07You were jealous.
13:08You're so jealous, you were jelly donut jealous.
13:10Yeah, yeah, Cody.
13:11You were jelly donut jealous.
13:12I'm not jelly donut jealous, guys.
13:14Okay, fine.
13:15Let me prove to you that the penny wasn't even helping you.
13:17Let me test your luck.
13:18Okay, here's some cups, and here's a yellow ball.
13:21I'm going to hide the ball under one of the cups.
13:23Now turn around, and then guess which cup it's under.
13:25Okay.
13:26Okay, Junior.
13:27What cup is it under?
13:29Um, uh, that one.
13:30Oh, wow!
13:31Dude, he got struck by lightning!
13:33He picked the wrong cup, too.
13:35I guess the coin was helping.
13:37Oh, he's done, you reach.
13:43Hungry.
13:45Ooh, penny.
13:47Ooh, money.
13:51Lucky penny.
13:55Oh, money.
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