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00:00Oh, man, I can't wait to watch Charlie and Friends! It's my favorite show ever!
00:06Charlie and Friends was filmed in front of a live audience.
00:09Hi, guys. I'm Charlie.
00:14And today, I'm going to throw a space party.
00:18But first, I got a planet.
00:21A planet! Like Earth! Earth is a planet!
00:26And you got a planet to party!
00:28Oh, Charlie, you're killing me! You are killing me today!
00:33Hey, all you Charlie and Friends fans out there.
00:36Do you want to see Charlie live on stage?
00:39Then come to Canada today to see him live on stage.
00:43Oh, my God! Charlie, live on stage?
00:45Oh, yeah. I got to go to Canada. Chef BB!
00:53Chef BB! Oh, what, Bowser?
00:56Bowser! I need you to take me to Canada right now!
00:59Wait, to Canada? Why?
01:01Because Charlie is performing live!
01:03And I need you to take me there so I can see him right now!
01:06Well, I don't even have a passport, Bowser. I can't go!
01:09Well, I'll throw you over the border!
01:11Wait, what about Junior?
01:13Well, he's a big boy. He can watch himself.
01:15So take me to Canada now!
01:17Wait, what time is it?
01:267.40? I'm going to be late to school!
01:30Wait, why didn't Chef BB wake me up?
01:32Wait a minute.
01:33I don't want to go to school today.
01:35I never want to go to school!
01:37What if I just pretend to be sick?
01:38Achoo! Achoo!
01:41Wait a minute. Chef BB's going to put a thermometer up my butt.
01:43There's got to be another way.
01:45Oh! What if I pretend to get my head stuck between this?
01:49Yeah.
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh! Okay, that'll work.
01:55Chef BB!
01:57My head's stuck in the bunk bed!
01:59I can't go to school!
02:00Chef BB!
02:02Wait.
02:04My head really is stuck!
02:09Chef BB, help me!
02:11Chef BB!
02:11Wake up, Chef BB!
02:14Chef BB, wake up!
02:15My head's stuck!
02:17Chef BB?
02:20Chef BB, are you here?
02:23Help!
02:24Help!
02:25Somebody help me!
02:27Help!
02:28Help!
02:31All right, class.
02:32Today, we're going to be running a math lesson.
02:35But before we get started, I'm going to call Rob.
02:38So the first name on the wrist is Junior.
02:40Junior!
02:42Junior!
02:43Junior, are you here?
02:44You know I cannot see anything, so you've got to answer me when I say your name.
02:48Junior!
02:50So I guess there's no Junior.
02:52There's going to be extra homework for everyone tonight.
02:54Joseph, where's Junior?
02:55I don't know, dude.
02:56Maybe he's sick.
02:57I'm going to call him and check on him.
02:59Oh, okay.
02:59Help!
03:00Help!
03:01Chef BB, help!
03:03Oh, Chef BB's not here!
03:04Dad!
03:05Help!
03:06Help!
03:07Dad!
03:07Dad!
03:08Oh, is nobody here?
03:11What?
03:13My phone!
03:14My phone's ringing!
03:17Come on, phone.
03:19I can't reach it.
03:23Joseph, he's not answering.
03:24Well, let's go to his house at the school.
03:26Okay.
03:27Oh, I couldn't reach my phone!
03:30I'm going to be stuck here forever!
03:32Chompy?
03:35Chompy!
03:35Who's a good boy?
03:37Who's a good boy?
03:38Who's a boo-boo doo-doo?
03:40Doo-doo-doo-doo?
03:41Okay, Chompy, here's what I need to do.
03:43I need your help.
03:44I need you to climb this ladder over here on my bunk bed, and I need you to come up here
03:48and hand me my phone.
03:48You think you can do that?
03:50What are you going to do?
03:51Good boy, Chompy!
03:52There you go, Chompy!
03:53There you go!
03:54Good boy, Chompy!
03:56Good boy!
03:56Come here, boy!
03:57Come here, boy!
03:59Good boy, Chompy!
04:00Okay, what I need you to do, I need you to hand me the phone so I can call for help.
04:05What?
04:06No!
04:06Chompy!
04:07Wait!
04:07Hand me the phone!
04:08What?
04:09Are you calling 911?
04:10Thank you for calling the Naughty Dog Hotline.
04:12Have you been a bad boy?
04:15Ooh, tell me what you're wearing.
04:18Help!
04:18Help!
04:19Help!
04:19I'm trapped!
04:20Help!
04:21Ooh, you like being tied up?
04:26Chains?
04:26That's hot.
04:27Hey, Cody, I'm getting really worried about Julia, dude.
04:30I think I'm going to skip school and go and check on him.
04:32Joseph, you can't skip school.
04:34Why not?
04:34School's lame, dude.
04:36I'm already homeless.
04:37I don't need an education to be homeless.
04:39All right, fine.
04:40Just text me and let me know if he's okay.
04:42Okay, dude.
04:44What?
04:45My phone died!
04:47Chompy, you were supposed to call for help, but you were too busy calling bimbos.
04:51Chompy, look.
04:52Look, go find my dad or Shep Bebe and tell him to help me.
04:55Hey, I'm going to be stuck here forever.
04:58Oh, I hope Junior's okay.
05:01Junior!
05:03Junior!
05:04I'm here, dude!
05:05What?
05:06What?
05:06Wait, somebody's at the door.
05:07What?
05:08Help!
05:08Help!
05:09Help!
05:10I've been here!
05:11Help!
05:12Junior!
05:14Okay, something is up.
05:16My spidey senses is definitely tingling now.
05:19Junior always answers the door.
05:21Hmm, I've got to climb up to this window and see what's up.
05:23Help!
05:24Oh, it's no use.
05:26I bet the person already left.
05:27Junior!
05:28Are you in there?
05:29Joseph!
05:30Junior, where are you, dude?
05:31I'm up here!
05:32Oh, hey, dude.
05:33Wait, wait.
05:34Why weren't you at school today, dude?
05:35My head's stuck in the bunk bed.
05:37Oh, that sucks.
05:38Yeah, so can you come inside and help me?
05:40Um, well, yeah.
05:41Come and open the window, dude.
05:43I can't open the window.
05:44My head's stuck in the bunk bed.
05:46Oh, well, hold on.
05:47Let me find a rock.
05:48I'll break the window then.
05:49No, no, no, no.
05:50You'll have to break the window.
05:51Just open it with your hands.
05:52Oh, okay.
05:54I'll do that then.
05:55Yeah, either.
05:56Yeah.
05:57I'm so glad you're okay, dude.
05:59Joseph, my head's stuck in the bunk bed.
06:01Wait, how did that happen?
06:02Well, I was trying to pretend like my head was stuck so I didn't have to go to school,
06:04and then my head actually got stuck.
06:06Oh, I want to try.
06:07Oh, no, no, Joseph, it's okay.
06:09Dude, my head's stuck.
06:10Joseph, why would you do that?
06:12Because you look cool, dude.
06:13Now both of our heads are stuck.
06:14Uh, uh, help.
06:16Help.
06:16Help.
06:17Help.
06:18Help.
06:18Help.
06:19Help.
06:20Yeah, something has to be wrong.
06:21Junior and Joseph aren't answering their phones.
06:24Help.
06:24Wait.
06:25Junior?
06:26Joseph?
06:26Somebody help.
06:27Guys?
06:28Help.
06:29Help.
06:30Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:31Cody?
06:32Wait, Cody's here, dude?
06:33Cody, we're up here.
06:34Wait, Cody, help.
06:35Cody, we're up here.
06:36Help, dude.
06:37Don't worry, guys.
06:38I'm coming.
06:39I just have to get up to that roof.
06:40But don't worry.
06:41I know parkour.
06:42I'm going to jump from this bush to that pillar up to that roof.
06:46All right.
06:47Watch this.
06:48I don't know parkour.
06:52Help.
06:53Help.
06:54Cody, help.
06:55Cody.
06:55Cody, help.
06:57Guys, I'm right here.
06:58Cody?
06:58Who?
06:59How'd you get inside the house?
07:00Oh, well, the front door was unlocked, so I just came in.
07:02Oh, well, can you help us?
07:03Our head is stuck in the bunk bed.
07:04Yeah.
07:05How did that happen?
07:06I was trying to skip school today by pretending my head was stuck, and then it really got stuck.
07:09It doesn't matter.
07:09Can you get us out?
07:10Yeah.
07:10Okay, but how?
07:11Just pull us out.
07:12Let's start with Joseph.
07:13Pull him from behind and get him out.
07:14Can do.
07:15Come on, Cody.
07:18Harder, Cody.
07:20Harder, Cody.
07:21Cody, you might have to spit on him.
07:23Spit on him?
07:23Yeah, grease him up and make him slippery.
07:25Spit on him.
07:26Okay.
07:27You're trash, Joseph.
07:31Harder.
07:32Harder.
07:33Come on, Cody.
07:34Sorry, guys.
07:35I'm done.
07:36What?
07:36That's all I have in me.
07:37Come on, Cody.
07:38One more big pool.
07:39Get back into it.
07:39One more big pool.
07:40One more.
07:41One more.
07:41One more.
07:42One more.
07:43Junior, Joseph's head came off.
07:50Get away from me.
07:51Junior, why does this keep happening?
07:53Why is his neck so flimsy?
07:54I don't know, Cody.
07:55Get me out of here.
07:56Do you want me to pull you too?
07:57No, no, no.
07:58I don't want my head to come off.
07:59What do you want me to do, Junior?
08:00Go in the kitchen and grab some butter or some chocolate syrup or some whipped cream
08:06and put it all over my neck and get me out of here.
08:08Oh, yeah.
08:09Yeah, okay.
08:10Yeah, that'll work.
08:12Do you want me to get some strawberries too?
08:14How would that help?
08:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:16You're right.
08:17That wouldn't help you at all.
08:19I'll go get the staff.
08:20Get me out of here.
08:22Stupid fire hydrant inspection duty.
08:24How do I even inspect it?
08:25Yeah, it's a fire hydrant.
08:27It's red.
08:27There, I inspected it.
08:29What's that, boy?
08:31Little Timmy's trapped in the well.
08:33My wife's been cheating on me again.
08:36There's a kid with his head stuck in a bunk bed?
08:39I guess I'll follow him.
08:41Okay, Junior.
08:42All I could find in the kitchen was whipped cream and maple syrup.
08:45Don't use maple syrup.
08:46Maple syrup is sticky.
08:46I'm trying to get unstuck.
08:48Use the whipped cream.
08:48Okay, whatever you want, Junior.
08:50I just got to get you ready first.
08:52Ow!
08:52Cody, what was that for?
08:53Oh, I was trying to push you through one more time and it didn't work.
08:58Oh, Cody, hurry up with the whipped cream.
08:59Okay.
09:00You ready, Junior?
09:01Hurry up!
09:02It's going to be a little cold.
09:05It's supposed to be up my neck.
09:06Uh-huh.
09:07My neck, Cody.
09:08Yeah.
09:08Hey there, your dog led me here.
09:10He said you were trapped in a bunk bed.
09:11Yeah, I'm stuck.
09:12Can you help me?
09:13Who is that?
09:14Oh, that was just my friend.
09:15Can you help me?
09:16Yeah, wait.
09:17Is that another kid's head?
09:18Yeah, his head came off.
09:19Look, I'm stuck.
09:19Get me out of here.
09:20Huh.
09:21I don't know how I'm going to get you out of here.
09:23Oh, I know.
09:24I'll go get the jaws of life.
09:25Oh, okay.
09:26What is that?
09:33It's the jaws of life.
09:34Get it?
09:35Jaws.
09:36Like the shark.
09:36Can it save my life?
09:38No.
09:38What?
09:39No, it's just a stuffed animal.
09:40Oh, get me out of here.
09:41I don't know how to get you out, kid.
09:43Oh, break the wood or something.
09:44What?
09:45Break the wood?
09:45Look, I'm a firefighter.
09:46I know how to put out fires, maybe save a cat from a tree, but I can't break bunk beds.
09:51Come on, it's just made of wood.
09:52You can break it like karate or something.
09:54Well, usually when I'm trying to get rid of wood, I just beat it, so...
09:58Yeah, usually it would have been gone by now.
10:01Oh, come on.
10:02You need to help me.
10:04Okay, okay.
10:05I have one more idea.
10:07Well, where are you going?
10:08Oh, well, I guess there's nothing more I can do here.
10:10I'm just going to have to leave.
10:11No, don't leave.
10:12Get me out of here.
10:13Yep, I'm going to have to leave with my blue-eyes, white dragon.
10:17Blue-eyes, white dragon?
10:19That's so rare.
10:19Yeah, my blue-eyes, white dragon.
10:22He's super valuable.
10:23He's even signed.
10:25What?
10:25Signed?
10:25Who signed it?
10:26Oh, I don't know.
10:27Maybe you've heard of Blue-eyes, white dragon?
10:30Blue-eyes, white dragon signed it?
10:32Yep, he signed it himself.
10:33Signed it right on the back.
10:35Show me, show me!
10:35Oh, I can't show you.
10:37I'd have to take it out of the case, and I don't want it to lose value.
10:40Oh, oh, oh, can I have it?
10:42Oh, I'll give it to you, if you get yourself out of that bunk bed.
10:44I can have it if I get out?
10:46Yep.
10:47I'm coming, I'm trying.
10:48Oh, well, I guess you just don't want a blue-eyes, white dragon.
10:52No, I want it.
10:53I never had one.
10:54I want it.
10:56Apparently, you don't want it bad enough, but you'd be out of that bunk bed.
10:59I'll try it.
11:01Oh, well, I guess I'm just going to have to put this blue-eyes, white dragon in a paper shredder.
11:07Give me the blue-eyes, white dragon.
11:08No way, man.
11:09This is my blue-eyes, white dragon.
11:10But you said I could have it.
11:11Well, I just said that to get you out of the bunk bed.
11:13And look, it worked.
11:14You're out of the bunk bed.
11:16Congratulations.
11:16Say thank you.
11:17But you said I could have it.
11:19And I really want a blue-eyes, white dragon.
11:21Well, everyone wants a blue-eyes, white dragon, kid.
11:23That doesn't mean everybody gets one.
11:24You can't handle this much power.
11:26He has an attack of 3,000.
11:28You can't handle that.
11:29That's so cool.
11:30You bet your sweet bivy it's cool.
11:32Aw.
11:32Okay, look.
11:33I'll tell you what.
11:34I'll give you a black rose dragon instead.
11:37He's basically a flower.
11:38Is he powerful?
11:39No.
11:40His attack is like 2,400.
11:41Oh.
11:42Okay.
11:43Well, I guess I'll accept this one.
11:44Well.
11:45Thank you, firefighter.
11:46You have a nice life, kid.
11:48Aw.
11:49Wow.
11:49I can't believe you actually need a passport to get into Canada.
11:52I tried to tell you, Bowser.
11:54Chef PeeBee, where'd y'all go?
11:55We tried to get into Canada, but they wouldn't let us in.
11:57Oh.
11:58Well, all day, my head was stuck in the bunk bed.
12:00I almost died.
12:01Oh, really?
12:01You should show me.
12:02Yeah, come on, Chef PeeBee.
12:03I'll show you.
12:04All right, Chef PeeBee.
12:05Look.
12:06Look.
12:09See?
12:10See?
12:10Look.
12:10My head's stuck.
12:11Perfect.
12:12You look beautiful, Junior.
12:13Wait.
12:14Can you help me get out?
12:14Oh, I'm not going to help you get out.
12:16That's perfect.
12:16So you're going to stay right there while I go to sleep.
12:18Wait.
12:19No, Chef PeeBee.
12:19Help!
12:20Help!
12:20Help!
12:21Help!
12:22Now I can finally get some rest.
12:24Ha ha ha ha ha.
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