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00:00what do you want you stupid mutt oh god shut up that's too much noise junior get your stupid
00:13dog he's making noise he wants to go outside i can't shabby i'm sleeping junior you better get
00:20up get out right now i'm tired of taking care of your mutt take your dog outside you do it shabby
00:26junior it's not my dog i'm not gonna take your dog outside for you what are you gonna do when he
00:31poops on the floor you have to clean it up come on choppy you stupid mud come on right now god i'm
00:39fed up with this go leave scram you stupid mud look junior doesn't even take care of you so i'm not
00:45going to take care of you go and find a better home or chase out their cars or something bye chompy
00:51oh finally i get to go back to sleep oh i hope that dog never comes back
01:08man i'm finally awake choppy choppy let me take you outside choppy come here boy
01:16uh shabby b oh man i slept good man i feel amazing
01:23shabby b uh where's choppy i don't know where your stupid dog is wait chompy choppy oh god oh what's
01:33wrong shabby b choppy choppy where's the stupid mutt oh what's wrong shabby b you can't find choppy uh
01:40uh no no he must have ran away yeah that's it what ran away how did he get outside uh he must have opened the
01:46door with his his hands yeah yeah he's a dog shabby b he doesn't have hands well i didn't let him out
01:50i was sleeping i was sleeping like a baby well i didn't even ask if you let him out you let him
01:54out no no no i was in bed you know god i was right by you remember wait wait i remember you waking up
01:59and you were yelling at him look i didn't wake up you're dreaming or hallucinating or something junior
02:03what so you didn't let him out no i didn't let him out you better find your dog well chef
02:07baby no choppy where are you at choppy oh my god what did you do chef bb what did you do
02:14chef bb why are you such a bad person you just had to kick choppy out of the house look junior's going
02:19to be crying all day now oh i gotta think of a plan gotta think of a plan um look i could just get him
02:25a new pet yeah he didn't want to take care of that stupid dog i could just get him a kitty cat yeah a nice
02:31lazy fat kitty cat oh okay i'll just do that i miss choppy why did choppy have to run away hey
02:39junior what do you want chef bb can't you see i'm crying look i got you a new pet you got me a new
02:45pet yeah where is it it's right over there it's that fat cat right there you got me a fat tubby cat
02:50mm-hmm wait wait that's precious wait wait what you know this cat yeah that's precious she conquered
02:55pillow force oh well okay well look junior i got you that cat because it's way better than a dog
03:00all they do is sleep all day they don't run away from you and they just they don't even poop on
03:05the floor okay so it's way better than taking care of chompy well i mean i guess the cat's really cool
03:10i mean she's really fat and she's just sleeping it looks like so i mean thank you for the new cat
03:16chef peepee oh you're welcome but you better take care of him okay okay i'll take care of the cat
03:20i'm gonna show all my friends okay whatever that's so cool to have a cat oh my gosh i can't believe i have
03:26a pet cat hey precious what toy do you want to play with huh you want to play with this this mouse
03:30you want to play with this mouse huh precious you want to play with the mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse
03:35mouse mouse mouse okay no you don't want to play with that um oh what about this dangle dangle
03:40dangle dangle precious you want to play with it no no you you don't want to play with it you want to
03:47take a nap oh i know i want to take a video i want to show all my friends i have a pet cat so precious i'm
03:53I'm taking a video! Look! Precious! Precious! Precious! Say hi to my friends!
04:00Sheesh! This cat got some bars! Man, I need to find out a way to get in contact with it!
04:05Alright, I just got Precious and Meow Mix. Hopefully she'll like this.
04:09Who's that? Uh, hello?
04:11Yo, yo, yo! What up?
04:13I don't have any money.
04:14What? No, no, no, no. Look, I'm T-Rone, aka T-Sizzle, whichever one you prefer.
04:19What's up, T-Sizzle? What's up?
04:20Oh, no, man. Just chillin'. Look, just let me inside your cribbo so I can let you know how you can make Big Bank with your kitty cat.
04:27Okay.
04:28Yeah, yeah! Let me in!
04:29So what's going on?
04:30That cat right there is gonna be a millionaire!
04:33That cat?
04:33Yeah! I saw the video you posted online, and man, she got bars.
04:37But all she did was meow.
04:39Exactly. Look, we're gonna go and record a song real quick and let the money come in. Just watch.
04:44Okay, if you think she can make money, Precious, you gotta go to the studio, okay?
04:47Yeah, Precious. Come on, let's record some bars.
04:49Come on, come on.
04:49Yo, yo, yo, yo, Junior! What's up?
04:52How'd the song turn out?
04:53Man, Junior, that song was straight fire! Ain't it right, Precious?
04:57What? Wait, Precious has a chain?
04:59Yeah, Precious is straight gangsta, bruh. Look, look, I want you to see this music video we shot.
05:04Oh, okay.
05:04You know who it is. It's Precious. The most gangsta cat in the world. Say something Precious.
05:14Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't make her pull out the gat. Don't make her pull out the gat.
05:19P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's Precious. You know she's the best.
05:27P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's Precious. You know she's the best.
05:33Yeah, P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's my cat. That's my dog. That's my N-word.
05:39P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's my cat. That's my dog. That's my N-word.
05:46Yo, Precious. You know that's my cat. Meow, meow, meow. You know she's hungry, so you better not rat.
05:52Meow, meow, meow. Mess with her and she'll pull out her gat. Bang, bang, bang.
05:56Super fat. Her wallet full of stack. Full of stack. Meow, meow, meow.
05:59Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow. Hating on the cat. I'll empty out the full clip. Bang, bang, bang.
06:05In her pillow fort, counting all the cats. Cops are here, so she gotta make a dad.
06:11Run, Precious. P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's Precious. You know she's the best.
06:18P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's Precious. You know she's the best.
06:24Yeah, P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's my cat. That's my dog. That's my N-word.
06:31That's my N-word. E-R-E-C-I-O-U-S. Yeah, that's Precious. That's my cat. That's my dog. That's my N-word. That's my N-word.
06:50Whoa, that music video was amazing. I know, right? And it's gonna sell a hundred million copies.
06:55Wait, was that many? Yeah, man. Precious, you're a superstar. Yeah, yeah, I know she is. I know she is.
07:00Look, I'm gonna come back in a couple of days with the earnings. It should be a couple million.
07:04A couple million? Yeah. Precious, we're gonna be rich because you're a rapper.
07:08Oh, man. Can I touch your chain? Oh, that's so cool, Precious.
07:12Oh, okay. I won't touch it. I won't touch it anymore.
07:17Breaking news, we play. The hit song, Precious, by the famous rapper Precious,
07:23is the number one song all across the world, and it's making millions of dollars.
07:27What? You hear that, Precious? We're number one around the world.
07:31Yo, yo, yo, Junior.
07:32Well, what's up? I saw that we're number one around the world. How much money do we make?
07:35Oh, I don't know how to tell you this, but is a couple million good for you, huh?
07:39A couple million? Yeah.
07:41Precious, you see all that money? You made that with your rap song.
07:44And that was just the first two-day sales, man. We're gonna sell a whole bunch more.
07:48One-day sales, a couple million, that's awesome.
07:50See, you could buy a lot of me out mix with this, but look, don't let her get into that catnip.
07:55I don't want Precious to go down that path. It's too addictive.
07:57Okay, I'll make sure she doesn't buy catnip.
07:59Okay, okay. I'll be back in a couple of days to check in on y'all, all right?
08:02Okay, Precious, look at all this money, but don't buy catnip with it, okay?
08:06I don't want you going down that path and getting addicted, okay?
08:09Okay.
08:10Precious! Precious, where are you?
08:13Precious, what? Is that catnip?
08:15You know you're not supposed to be doing catnip?
08:16What? Where's the rest of the money at?
08:19You spent it all on catnip?
08:22Precious, you know you're not supposed to buy catnip.
08:24Yo, Julia, I gotta tell you some bad news.
08:26What is it?
08:27Look, we ain't making no more money on that song, so I hope you save that couple million dollars we made.
08:31What? No, Precious, just spent it all.
08:34What? She spent it all on what?
08:35On catnip, see?
08:37On catnip? Not the nip, not the dirty nip.
08:39Oh, my God, not the nip. She's gonna be addicted.
08:42There has to be more money somewhere, right?
08:43No, there's no more money. Look, we ain't making money off that song.
08:47Precious, why did you have to buy catnip? We have no more money.
08:51Who's that?
08:52Dude, it might be the police. Look, I'm out of here.
08:54What? No!
08:55Precious, okay, hide the catnip if it's the cops, okay? Just hide it.
08:59Uh, hello?
08:59Hey there. Is this where the famous rapper, Precious, lives?
09:02Yeah, she lives here.
09:03Yeah, well, we've been getting some tips that she might be selling catnip.
09:06Catnip? No, no, no, no.
09:08Precious is way too famous to get caught up in catnip.
09:10All right, well, I'm gonna come in and have a look around.
09:12No, you're not allowed in.
09:13Really? You're really gonna make me go get a warrant?
09:17Ugh, God, the paperwork takes forever. Just let me in, please?
09:23Well, since you said please, I guess you can come in.
09:25Yes!
09:25But real quick, hold on, I have to sneeze.
09:29Precious, hide the catnip! Achoo!
09:31That is the weirdest sneeze I've ever heard. That is a very incriminating sneeze.
09:35Well, come on in and look at everything. There's nothing illegal in here. See, come on, look.
09:38Okay.
09:39See, look, officer. Nothing illegal here.
09:42Wait a minute, is that catnip?
09:43Catnip?
09:44Precious, you were supposed to hide it!
09:45All right, she's going to jail.
09:46No, no, no, please don't arrest my cat. That's not even hers.
09:49Oh, yeah? Well, it's sitting right in front of her.
09:51Well, yeah, but someone broke it in the house and threw it on her and then ran.
09:55Mm-hmm, yeah, that's what they all say.
09:56Oh, no, please don't arrest my cat. I just got her.
09:59Look, kid, she chose this path herself.
10:01If she didn't want to do the time, she shouldn't have done the crime.
10:04But she's my cute little kitty and she has a chain that says gangster.
10:07Yeah, well, maybe going to jail will help a street cred or something.
10:11Well, how long is she going to be in jail for?
10:12Uh, probably 15 to 20 years.
10:14What? That's like her whole life.
10:16Well, you know, maybe if she's a good kitty, she'll get out in half that time.
10:19But in the meantime, she's going to prison.
10:21All right, Precious.
10:23Come here, kitty.
10:24Who's your good girl?
10:26Who's your good little kitty cat?
10:27You come here.
10:28Come here, let's go to jail.
10:29Come on, Precious.
10:31Oh, I can't believe my cat went to jail.
10:34What am I going to do?
10:38Breaking news, okay?
10:40The famous rapper Precious has broken out of prison.
10:43Precious, keep your eyes out because she's extremely dangerous.
10:46What?
10:47Precious escaped?
10:48What?
10:49Precious?
10:50You came back to me.
10:51Oh, Precious.
10:52I love you forever.
10:54We're going to hide you from these cops, okay?
10:55Mwah, mwah, mwah.
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