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00:00So guys, what do you want to do today?
00:02I don't know.
00:03Yeah, I don't know either, dude. I'm bored.
00:05Me too. Ooh, Chef PB's taking a nap.
00:07You want to pull some pranks on him while he's sleeping?
00:08Oh, that sounds fun.
00:09Yeah, dude, let's prank him. What kind of prank should we do?
00:12I don't know.
00:13Oh, I have an idea.
00:14What?
00:15Why don't we put his hand in warm water so he pees the bed?
00:16What?
00:17What are you talking about, Cody?
00:18Well, when you put someone's hand in warm water while they're sleeping, they pee the bed.
00:21So you're telling me if his hand gets wet, he pees?
00:23Well, yeah.
00:24I don't think Chef PB pees himself every time he washes his hands.
00:26Well, no, he has to be asleep first.
00:28Why would he wash his hands if he's sleeping, Cody?
00:30Well, that's so stupid.
00:31Yeah, that's so dumb.
00:32What?
00:33Unless he's sleepwalking.
00:34Yeah, who even sleeps from?
00:35Yeah, Cody shut up. It's a dumb idea.
00:36Dude, I got an idea.
00:37Ooh, what is it?
00:38How about we draw on his face with a marker?
00:39That'd be so cool. He wouldn't even know we're doing that.
00:41Ooh, ooh, guys, I got a better idea.
00:43How about we glue Chef PB's eyes shut?
00:46Dude, that is the ultimate brain!
00:48I know!
00:49Ooh!
00:50Guys, this seems really dangerous.
00:52The party pooper's here, everybody.
00:54Yep, he's here. He has arrived.
00:56The party pooper's in the building. All right, Cody, tell us why it's so dangerous.
00:59Well, he won't be able to open his eyes.
01:01Ding, ding, ding! That's the point in the prank, Cody. Glue his eyes shut. He's not supposed to be able to see.
01:05Duh, it's a prank, idiot!
01:07It's a prank.
01:08But, I mean, he might go blind.
01:09That's the point in the prank, Cody! He's not supposed to be able to see. Glue his eyes shut!
01:13But, I mean, he might go blind permanently.
01:15Cody, it's washable glue. All he has to do is wash his face afterwards, he can see again.
01:18Yeah, it's school glue. It's gotta be shaved!
01:20Yeah!
01:21Okay, but I just really hope that no one watching this video ever does this to anyone.
01:25Don't worry, Cody. They're not gonna do it!
01:27Okay? We're dolls. They know how to do that.
01:29I'm gonna glue Shabby's eyes shut.
01:31Go do it, dude! Go, Julia, go!
01:33Go, Julia, go!
01:34Yeah.
01:41Okay, glue those eyes shut.
01:49Yeah, yeah, right there.
01:54Yeah, yeah. That should be good.
01:57Alright, guys, I did it!
01:58You actually did it?
01:59Yeah.
02:00Dude, what did it look like?
02:01His face looked like some girl's face I saw in a video last night.
02:03Nice.
02:04Yeah, it was so awesome.
02:05What do you think he's gonna do when he wakes up?
02:06Junior!
02:07What is that?
02:08Dude, I'm outta here! He shouts mad!
02:10He does, Cody.
02:11Junior! Junior, where are you?!
02:13I can't see! I can't open my eyes!
02:15Pranked!
02:16What?!
02:17I'm over here, Shabby B.
02:18Pranked!
02:19What are you talking about?!
02:20Tell him, Cody.
02:21Uh, Junior, put glue in your eyes.
02:23Yeah, I put glue in your eyes.
02:24Wait, wait, what?! You did what?!
02:25I put glue in your eyes! It's a prank, so you can't open your eyes!
02:28Junior, I need my eyes to see!
02:30I know, that's the point in the prank, Shabby B.
02:32Look, if you wanna see again, just go wash your eyes out.
02:34It's washable glue.
02:35Oh, no.
02:36What?
02:37Well, it says here in the very, very small, fine print,
02:40not actually washable, haha, just kidding.
02:42If you put this in your eyes, you'll be blind forever.
02:45Junior, I'm not going to be blind forever!
02:47You're going to fix this right now!
02:49Well, I didn't know the glue said that, Shabby B.
02:51Uh, okay, look, look, look, me and Cody will call a doctor.
02:53Well, actually, Junior, I don't wanna have anything to do with this,
02:56so as Joseph says, I'm outta here, dude.
02:58Oh, no, no, Cody, no, no!
02:59Junior, you better fix this right now!
03:01Okay, I'll call a doctor, Shabby B.
03:03Just stay right here, calm down, okay?
03:04Where am I going to go, you idiot?
03:08Hey there, somebody call a doctor?
03:09Yes, yes he did!
03:10Tell him what you did, Junior!
03:12I got a B-minus on my science test.
03:14Hey, that's pretty good!
03:15High five, champ!
03:16Yeah!
03:17No, no, tell him about me!
03:19I don't know what Shabby B got on his science test.
03:21No, doctor!
03:22Junior put glue in my eyes!
03:23Now I can't see!
03:24He put glue in your eyes?
03:25Yes!
03:26Wait, this glue?
03:27Yeah.
03:28Oh, this glue's really dangerous.
03:29Anything you put this glue on stays closed forever.
03:31They should've put it on my ex-wife's legs to keep them closed,
03:34because she cheated on me a lot.
03:36So now my eyes are closed forever?
03:38Yeah, pretty much.
03:39Did you read the fine print?
03:40Oh, I didn't see it.
03:41I didn't know it was this dangerous.
03:42Yeah, it's pretty bad.
03:43I lost my son to this glue.
03:45What, he died?
03:46Oh, no, he's not dead.
03:47He's just blind.
03:48So I put him up for adoption.
03:49He's somebody else's problem now, you know.
03:51I'm not dealing with that.
03:52Well, so Shabby B is blind forever?
03:54Well, there is a really expensive surgery I could do to get his eyes open.
03:58Oh, how much is it?
03:59It is $100,000 or 10 Bitcoin.
04:04I also take Bitcoin.
04:05I don't have that kind of money!
04:06I've never even seen that much!
04:07And you're blind, so you never will.
04:09Oh, really?
04:10Really?
04:11Oh, okay, so if we get you the money, you can give him new eyes?
04:13Yeah, sure.
04:14If you guys come up with the money, I'll be sure to give you that surgery.
04:16But until then, I'm outie!
04:18Oh, okay, Shabby B, look, all we have to do is get $100,000.
04:21Look, I'll go door-to-door asking people for a dollar.
04:23No, no, no, no, no!
04:24You better take me to your dad right now!
04:26You did this, so he's gonna fix it, okay?
04:28Okay, I was gonna try to raise the money, but let's go ask my dad.
04:31We don't have time for that!
04:32Mm-mm-mm-mm!
04:33This chicken looks delicious!
04:35All right, Shabby B, my dad's right in front of you.
04:37What do you want, Shabby B?
04:39Bowser, look!
04:40Junior put glue in my eyes, and now I can't see.
04:42I need $100,000 for new eyes, and you're going to pay for it since Junior did it!
04:47You are hilarious, Shabby B!
04:55Look, I have $100,000, but I'm not gonna give it to you!
04:59It saved up for Junior's college!
05:01And the only way I would give up that money is if someone snapped Junior and held him for ransom!
05:05And let's be honest, no one's gonna do that, cause it's Junior!
05:08Come on, Bowser, let's be honest! Junior's not going through college!
05:12Yeah, Dad, I'm not going to college. I want to be a YouTuber!
05:14Look, I said no! Now get out of here! I'm trying to eat chicken!
05:18I'm sorry, Shabby B.
05:20I'm going to be blind forever because of you, Junior!
05:23I'm over here, Shabby B.
05:24And also, look, being blind's not gonna be so bad.
05:26At least you don't have to watch the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
05:28God, that looks awful.
05:29Yeah, Sonic the Hedgehog! That's what I was worried about, Junior!
05:32Well, look, the movie looks so bad, I might put glue in my eyes right now to go blind!
05:35Well, do it! Put it in your eyes right now!
05:37I'm gonna go play toy, Shabby B. I'll talk to you later.
05:40No, Junior! Come back, please!
05:42I don't want to be blind forever!
05:45I need a hundred thousand dollars!
05:49The only way I could get that money is if...
05:52Maybe if I knapped Junior and held him for ransom, Bowser would have to give up that money!
05:57I need someone's help! I need to knap Junior! I need someone's help!
06:01Help! Help! Can someone help me, please? I need to knap a child!
06:05Uh, hey, you say you need to knap a child?
06:07Yes, can you help me, please?
06:08What are you, blind or something?
06:09Yes, I am blind.
06:10Oh, well, turn around.
06:11Huh?
06:12There you go. Okay, so what are you trying to do?
06:13Look, I need help knapping a child!
06:15I could be a cop and you wouldn't even know.
06:17Wait, are you a cop?
06:18No, I'm a dolphin.
06:19Okay, can you help me knap a child, then?
06:21Okay, what are you trying to do?
06:22Look, I need to knap a child and hold him for ransom for a hundred thousand dollars!
06:26Wow, that's a lot of money for a kid.
06:28Look, I know it's a lot of money, but his dad would pay for him!
06:31Okay, yeah, sure, let's do it.
06:32Okay, can you tell me the plan, then?
06:34Alright, I'm gonna whisper the plan in your ear while the camera pans up.
06:37Oh, okay.
06:38Pss, ps, ps, ps, ps, ps, ps, ps, ps, ps, ps, ps.
06:40I'm just kidding.
06:41Alright, here's the actual plan.
06:43You tell the kid to come out here and I'll grab him.
06:45Oh, that seems simple.
06:46Yeah, just make sure you tell everyone you didn't see anything.
06:49Oh, okay, I can do that.
06:50Now all I have to do is get Junior to go outside!
06:55Uh, Junior, come in here quick!
06:57What's wrong, Chef PB?
06:59Junior, guess what?
07:00I just saw a UFO outside!
07:01A UFO?
07:02Yeah, it was amazing!
07:03It was flying around in the sky all crazy!
07:05You should go outside and see it!
07:07I'm gonna go see it, Chef PB!
07:08Okay!
07:09Huh?
07:10Wait, Chef PB, you're blind.
07:11Uh, uh, look, I heard a UFO!
07:13Yup, I heard it!
07:14You heard it?
07:15Mm-hmm, I heard the aliens.
07:16They were like, oh, we are on planet Earth.
07:18Uh, we are near Earthlings.
07:20Uh, beep, beep, boop, boop!
07:21What, they said that?!
07:22Yeah, they said it, Junior!
07:23You should go and see!
07:24Oh, I'm gonna go see it!
07:25Oh, man!
07:27Oh, I wanna see some aliens!
07:28I wanna see some aliens!
07:29I'm getting abducted!
07:30Come on!
07:31I'm getting abducted!
07:32Shut up!
07:33Help!
07:34Help!
07:35Help!
07:36I'm getting abducted by aliens!
07:37Shut up, kid!
07:38Oh, no, they're putting me inside the spaceship!
07:39Ugh, alrighty.
07:40Alright, I kidnapped the kid.
07:41Wait, really?!
07:42Over here.
07:43Uh-oh.
07:44Yeah, he's in the trunk of my car.
07:45He thinks it's a spaceship because he's an idiot.
07:47So what do we do now?
07:48Well, now you tell the dad that I kidnapped his son.
07:50Then the police are gonna contact me about the ransom, and then you get $100,000.
07:54Okay, that's perfect!
07:55I'm gonna go and tell Bowser right now!
07:57Oh, man, that chicken was delicious!
08:00Oh, Bowser, it's so awful!
08:02Junior was snapped!
08:03No, not Junior!
08:04Not my precious baby!
08:06Oh, yes, your precious baby was snapped!
08:08And you need to call the police before it's too late!
08:10Oh, no!
08:11Junior!
08:12I'm coming for you, baby!
08:13Hey there, somebody call the police?
08:15Yes, officer, please help!
08:17Someone, not my precious baby!
08:19Okay, sir, calm down.
08:20We're gonna do everything we can to get you your precious baby back.
08:23Baby back.
08:24Baby back.
08:25Baby back.
08:26Baby back.
08:27Baby back.
08:28Baby back.
08:29Baby back.
08:30Baby back.
08:31Man, I am hungry.
08:32Alright, anybody see anything?
08:33Yes, officer, that little brat got knapped!
08:35Well, we know that, but did you see anything?
08:37No, I'm blind!
08:38Oh, well, how tall was the guy?
08:40I'm blind!
08:41Oh, right, sorry, yeah, but did you see any tattoos or scars?
08:44I'm blind!
08:45Oh, sorry, I keep forgetting that, but what color was the guy's skin?
08:49Look, all I see is black!
08:51He's black, I knew it!
08:52No, no, no, no, he's not black!
08:53Look, I can't see anything, I didn't see anything!
08:55Oh, I see, so you're not a snitch, huh?
08:57Well, let me just ask Mr. Takeshi69, he's a snitch!
09:02I'm sorry, I don't know, I was just trying to be funny.
09:06Wait, wait, hold on, what?
09:07Oh, I'm getting a phone call, that must be the Gnapper.
09:09They always call about the ransom, let me answer this.
09:11Really?
09:12Alright, let me answer this call.
09:14Oh, and in case you were wondering, yes, this is the brand new iPhone 11.
09:19As you can see, it has three cameras.
09:22Hello?
09:23Yeah, this is the Gnapper.
09:24Oh, yeah, I thought you might be calling.
09:26How much do you want for the kid?
09:28I want $100,000.
09:30Whoa!
09:31You can buy a lot of iPhone 11s for that kind of money!
09:34And I should know, because I bought one.
09:36Yeah, well, that's how much I want.
09:38Okay, hold on.
09:39That was the banker.
09:41Here is your offer.
09:42$100,000.
09:44Deal or no deal?
09:46Are you going to take the deal, Bowser?
09:49No deal!
09:50Oh, he says no deal!
09:52He says no deal.
09:53What?
09:54Yeah, he says no deal.
09:55He's not going to pay.
09:56Huh, okay.
09:57Is there a blind chef there?
10:00Well, yeah, there is actually.
10:01Can I talk to him, please?
10:03Yeah, here.
10:04He wants to talk to you.
10:05Uh, hello?
10:06Yeah, they're not going to pay.
10:07Look, I heard him.
10:08Hold on, let me work this out.
10:09Bowser, are you not going to save your son?
10:11Look, Chef PP, you were right.
10:13Junior's not going to college,
10:14so I'm going to spend that money on a trip to Fiji.
10:17Yeah, he's not going to save his son.
10:18Yeah, a trip to Fiji, I heard.
10:19Uh, what are we going to do?
10:20I don't know.
10:21Give me a second.
10:22Oh, careful!
10:23Look, do you have a plan, sir?
10:24Oh, yeah, I have a plan.
10:25What we're going to do is we're going to meet with Dick Nappa,
10:28but when he shows up, I'm going to arrest him
10:30when we just keep all the money.
10:31Wait, did you hang up?
10:33Uh, no!
10:34Oh, man.
10:35Ugh.
10:36Hello?
10:37Yeah.
10:38Oh, man, you heard all of that, didn't you?
10:39Yeah.
10:40Okay, here's the actual plan.
10:41You're going to send the chef with the money,
10:43and he's going to come alone,
10:44and then I'll give you the kid,
10:46but that's what we're going to do.
10:48Uh, okay.
10:50Okay, don't worry.
10:51I have a new plan.
10:52Wait.
10:53Yeah, I hung up.
10:54New plan.
10:55All right.
10:56What we're going to do is I'm going to dress up like you,
10:58and then I'm going to meet him,
10:59and I'm just going to arrest him there.
11:01Are you sure about that?
11:02I'm pretty sure he wanted to meet me.
11:04He doesn't even know what you look like.
11:05It'll be fine.
11:06Don't worry.
11:07Okay, you can do this.
11:08You can do this.
11:09He's not going to know you're a cop.
11:10You can do this.
11:11Hey there, you the knapper?
11:12You're a cop.
11:13Nuh-uh.
11:14What's with the cop hat?
11:15That is my...
11:16Okay, I'm a cop.
11:17Don't run.
11:18Look, I'm here to make a deal.
11:19All right, then show me the money.
11:20Well, how about you show me the kid,
11:22and then I'll show you the money?
11:23How about you show me the money,
11:24and I'll show you the kid?
11:25Well, how about I show you the kid,
11:27and you show me the money?
11:29What?
11:30Okay, look.
11:31I failed my Haas' negotiation class.
11:33Look, I have the money.
11:34Just show me the kid.
11:35All right, he's in the trunk.
11:37All right, there he is.
11:38He's passed out.
11:39There's not a lot of oxygen in there.
11:40Now give me the money.
11:41Ah-ha!
11:42You're under arrest!
11:43Aw, man, I never should have trusted a cop.
11:45Get on the ground!
11:46All right, I got your kid back.
11:48He's passed out, though.
11:49Oh, man, I got my precious baby back!
11:51Baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back,
11:53chilis, baby back ribs, barbecue sauce.
11:58I am so sorry.
12:00Oh, what happened?
12:01It's okay, kid.
12:02You were kidnapped.
12:03By aliens!
12:04What?
12:05I was kidnapped by aliens!
12:06I ran outside, and an alien grabbed me,
12:08and threw me in a spaceship,
12:09and then he probed my butt.
12:10Okay, so that might be a few more charges for that dolphin,
12:13but we'll deal with that later.
12:14So my eyes are gonna stay like this forever?
12:16Well, I don't really see what that has to do with anything.
12:19Wait a minute.
12:21It says right here, in the super, super fine print,
12:24ha ha, that was also a joke, the glue really is washable,
12:28but now you wasted all your time from when you tried to kidnap a kid
12:31to get the ransom money to pay for an expensive eye surgery to fix your eyes
12:34because you thought the glue wasn't washable.
12:36So you just have to wash the glue out of your eyes.
12:39Wait, really?
12:40Yeah, go do it!
12:41Oh, my God!
12:42Oh, my God!
12:43I can see again!
12:44Oh, I can't believe I got these babies back!
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