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00:00Attention all passengers! Your flight has been cancelled! The plane is on fire! We will refund you all your money!
00:07Junior, go to sleep! It's midnight! Come on, shut up!
00:10But Chef PB, the plane's on fire!
00:12Well, they're not going to be able to board the plane, Junior, because it's on fire!
00:15Unless... THE FIRE TRUCK COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!
00:23Junior, shut up! No, no, that fire truck has to go!
00:25But they're going to put the fire out, Chef PB!
00:27No, they're not!
00:28Listen, you want them to board the plane with it on fire?
00:31Sure, sure! Whatever makes you go to sleep faster!
00:33Alright guys, board the plane. I know it's on fire, but Chef PB wants you to board the plane, so get on the plane!
00:39Oh no, we're going down!
00:41But, Junior, what are you doing?!
00:43The plane crashed! It was on fire!
00:45What if it was on fire? It should have never taken off!
00:47Exactly, but you stopped the fire truck!
00:50Oh my god, Junior, just go to bed!
00:52Who's that?
00:53I don't know, hopefully it's a kidnapper! Go and open the door!
00:56Oh, okay!
00:58Idiot!
00:59Uh, hello?
01:00Hey Junior!
01:01Hey guys, what are you doing here so late?
01:02Well, me and Joseph were wondering if you wanted to have a sleepover!
01:06A sleepover?!
01:07Yeah!
01:08No!
01:09Why would I want to have a sleepover with you losers?!
01:12Losers!
01:13Ha ha!
01:15Just kidding! I wouldn't do that to you guys!
01:17Oh!
01:18Okay!
01:19Yeah, you haven't seen my new bed!
01:20Uh, ooh, new bed? I want to see that!
01:22Yeah!
01:23Dude, I don't even have a bed! I sleep on dirt!
01:25It's actually soft, way comfortable than concrete!
01:28Oh, okay!
01:29Well, come on inside, see my new bed!
01:30Okay, dude!
01:31Alright guys, check out my new bed!
01:33Whoa, you have a bunk bed?
01:34That's sick, dude!
01:35Junior!
01:36Oh no!
01:37No way!
01:38Tell your friends to go home!
01:39I'm trying to go to sleep here!
01:40Whoa, Junior, you share a bunk bed with Chef PP?
01:43Yeah, it sucks!
01:44Junior, did you not hear what I just said?!
01:46Tell your friends to leave!
01:47Shut up, bottom bunk!
01:48What did you call me?!
01:49That's right, you're bottom bunk!
01:51I'm top bunk!
01:52I make all the rules, so shut up!
01:53Oh my god, this is reminding me of the orphanage all over again!
01:56Alright guys, get up on here!
01:57Well, you better not make too much noise, I'm trying to go to sleep!
02:02Alright guys, what do you think about my new bunk bed?
02:05It's cool, I guess.
02:06Oh, dude, it's so bouncy!
02:09Right?
02:10It's so bouncy!
02:11Yeah!
02:12Yeah!
02:13It's so bouncy!
02:14Junior!
02:15Stop jumping up and down in that bed!
02:17You're gonna break it!
02:19Shut up, Chef PP!
02:20The only way this bed would break is if Cody's mom was up here!
02:22Cause she's fat?
02:23Yeah!
02:24Wait, what?
02:25Joseph, I bet you a dollar you won't stick your head in that ceiling fan!
02:29Show me the money!
02:30Cody, do you have a dollar?
02:31Yup!
02:32Okay!
02:33Oh, dude, that's a bed!
02:36What?
02:39Is that Joseph's head?!
02:40What the heck is going on?!
02:41Oh, I just touched it!
02:42Oh, I just touched it!
02:43Oh, I just touched it!
02:44Junior, Joseph's head came off!
02:46That's sick!
02:47Well, yeah, it was pretty gnarly.
02:48Do you think he's okay?
02:49Junior, he lost his head for a dollar.
02:51We should probably call a doctor.
02:52Let's ask Chef PP and see what he says.
02:54He is the adult.
02:55Ah!
02:56Joseph's head!
02:57It's right there!
02:58It has no body!
02:59Where's his body?!
03:00Oh, my God!
03:01Hey, Chef PP, Joseph's missing his head!
03:02I can see that!
03:03Oh, ho, ho, ho!
03:04Well, Cody said we should call the doctor.
03:05Do you think we should call the doctor?
03:06Duh, duh, duh!
03:07Duh!
03:08What do you mean, Junior?
03:09Duh!
03:10Call the doctor right now!
03:11Okay, but I didn't hear you say, please.
03:13PLEASE!
03:14PLEASE call the doctor!
03:15There's the head on my bed!
03:16Okay, that rhymed, Dr. Seuss.
03:17Hey, somebody call the doctor?
03:18Whoa, what happened here?
03:19Uh, my friend's missing his head.
03:20Yeah, I can see that.
03:21How'd that happen?
03:22Well, Cody paid him a dollar to stick his head in the ceiling fan.
03:23No, Junior, you paid him.
03:24Where'd I get the dollar from?
03:25Me.
03:26So you funded the whole operation!
03:27You're guilty!
03:28Look, I don't really care who funded it.
03:29I'm just more worried about this headless kid right here.
03:31Well, uh, do you think you can fix him?
03:32Uh, I'm gonna be honest with you, no, I don't.
03:33Well, I have this double-sided tape.
03:34Uh, okay.
03:35Fine.
03:36Yeah, I guess I can give it a shot.
03:37Voila!
03:38Good as no.
03:39Dude, I feel weird.
03:40Uh, you put his head on backwards.
03:41Oh, did I?
03:42Well, just be glad his head's even on his shoulders.
03:44Uh, Joseph, you feel okay?
03:45No, dude, I don't feel too good.
03:46I think I'm gonna go home.
03:47I'm outta here, dude!
03:48Uh, you put his head on backwards.
03:49Oh, did I?
03:50Well, just be glad his head's even on his shoulders.
03:51Uh, Joseph, you feel okay?
03:52No, dude, I don't feel too good.
03:54I think I'm gonna go home.
03:55I'm outta here, dude.
03:56Uh, wrong way, Joseph.
03:57Oh, oh, yeah.
03:58Uh, I gotta figure this out.
03:59At least it'll be easier to wipe.
04:00I'm outta here, guys.
04:01All right, Cody, let's continue our sleepover.
04:02Yeah!
04:03So, Cody, what do you wanna do for the rest of the sleepover?
04:05Go to sleep!
04:06Shut up, Chef Peepee!
04:07Yeah, shut up, Bottom Bunk!
04:08Yeah, your name should be Chef Beebe for Chef Bottom Bunk!
04:11I'm just going to sleep, Junior!
04:13Cody, Cody, I feel like we need a third-person room.
04:15I'm just going to sleep, Junior!
04:17I'm just going to sleep, Junior!
04:19I'm just going to sleep, Junior!
04:22Uh, Cody, Cody, I feel like we need a third-person up here.
04:24No, you don't!
04:25Uh, yeah, Junior, I think it could just be us, you know, by ourselves, alone up here.
04:29No, I feel kind of empty without Joseph.
04:31Really?
04:32Yeah, I think I'm gonna call Richard.
04:34Come on, he's so mean, though.
04:36He wouldn't even want to do all this poor stuff anyway.
04:38He's probably bathing in money right now.
04:40Well, let's call him and see what he's doing.
04:42All right, Cody, it's ringing.
04:44Ugh, hello?
04:45Hey, Richard, it's Junior!
04:47Ew, what do you want, Junior?
04:49I'm bathing in money!
04:50I told you.
04:51Uh, well, me and Cody wanted to know if you wanted to have a sleepover.
04:54A what?
04:55A sleepover.
04:56What is that?
04:57It's where you sleep at my house.
04:59Ew, why would I want to sleep at your poor house?
05:01I'm going to wake up with a disease or something.
05:04No, no, no, normal people have sleepovers all the time.
05:06It's just you and your friend, you know?
05:08We just hang out and have pillow fights and sleep in and stuff, you know?
05:11Ugh, let me drive myself off with more money and I guess I'll come over to your poor house.
05:18But don't expect me to stay long and I'm going to complain the whole time.
05:23All right, see you soon.
05:24Ew!
05:25All right, Cody, it's coming over.
05:27What?
05:28Do you hear a helicopter?
05:29Yeah.
05:30Well, that must be him.
05:32Bye, Chives!
05:33Make sure you come and pick me up in three minutes because I know I'm not going to want to stay long.
05:38Oh, hi, guys.
05:39Hey, Richard.
05:40Thanks for coming.
05:41I feel so gross being here right now.
05:44I can taste the poor in the air coming out of your house.
05:47Well, Richard, we're going to have a lot of fun.
05:49We're going to do a bunch of sleepover stuff.
05:50So come inside.
05:52Look, Richard, this is my room.
05:54Ew, poor!
05:55Why do you sound like that?
05:56Because I'm holding my breath so I don't breathe in your poor air.
06:00I couldn't hold it any longer.
06:02Oh, no!
06:03I'm breathing in your poor air.
06:05Oh, that's better.
06:08And this is the bed you're going to be sleeping in tonight.
06:10I'm going home.
06:11What is this, a tree house?
06:13No, it's a bunk bed.
06:14You can't stop inviting people over.
06:15It's time to go to bed.
06:17Is that a homeless man?
06:18Yeah.
06:19I'm not homeless!
06:20Oh, I didn't know this was a homeless shelter.
06:22Well, no, it's really cool.
06:23Let's get on the bed.
06:24Climb up the ladder.
06:25Ew, a ladder?
06:27Where's the elevator?
06:28There is no elevator.
06:29It's just a ladder.
06:30Ew, poor!
06:32Yeah, come on.
06:33All right, Richard.
06:34What do you want to do in this sleepover?
06:36Go home.
06:37Come on, Richard.
06:38There's so much fun stuff we can do.
06:39Tell him, Cody.
06:40Um, we can snuggle.
06:41Ew!
06:42No, we can play hide and seek, we can play video games, or we can have a pillow fight.
06:46A pillow fight?
06:47Yeah!
06:48Pillow fight!
06:49I got you, Cody.
06:50I got you.
06:51I want to play.
06:52You want to play?
06:53Junior, you get ready now.
06:56Who wants some next?
06:58Cody, we can't give up that easy.
07:00Junior, he hit us with a bag full of cash.
07:02We can take him.
07:03You want to go, Richard?
07:05Junior, no!
07:08Oh, that's it.
07:09You may be able to take down Junior, but you haven't even seen me at my full hunky power.
07:14Now prepare to feast your eyes on maximum hunkiness!
07:19Ow!
07:20All right.
07:21So does any other poor kid want some?
07:23Oh, so you want to have a pillow fight, huh?
07:26Who said that?
07:27Me!
07:28So you think you're powerful?
07:32Yeah!
07:33Listen, if you strike me down now, I'll become more powerful than you ever imagined!
07:41Shabibi!
07:42No!
07:43All right, poor man.
07:46Since I won, I'm taking your bed.
07:49Ha!
07:50Listen here, you spoiled brat!
07:51You think I'm going to actually let you take my bed?
07:53No!
07:54This is my bed!
07:55I'm an adult!
07:56Here's a thousand bucks!
07:58Shut up and get on the top bunk like the piece of trash that you are!
08:02Garbage!
08:03Yes, sir!
08:04I'm just going to lay here and try to get some sleep.
08:07What's wrong with this bed?
08:12Is this made out of trash bags?
08:14Ew!
08:15Poor!
08:16Oh, I think I have an idea on how to fix this.
08:19All right.
08:20Let's see how this feels.
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh, yeah.
08:24That feels so much better.
08:26I'm going to sleep like a baby now.
08:28Mmm.
08:29All right, Bryce.
08:30I have to sleep up here with you guys now.
08:32Just don't make any noises, okay?
08:34All right.
08:35Richard, are you really going to sleep?
08:36I actually peed the bed.
08:38So I called Chives to come pick me up.
08:42Oh!
08:43That must be him in the helicopter to save me!
08:45Chives, I'm in here!
08:47Wait, wait.
08:48So I can get my bed back?
08:49Uh, ew.
08:50He peed all in it.
08:51Oh, ew!
08:52So, Cody, what do you want to do in the sleepover now?
08:55Uh, I don't know.
08:56Do you want to have some midnight snacks?
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:58That sounds good.
08:59Yeah!
09:00What?
09:01Joseph?
09:02Oh, hey, dude!
09:03Uh, what are you doing here?
09:04I thought you went home.
09:05Oh, man, I tried to go home, but I wanted to fix a sandwich first.
09:09Uh, how am I doing?
09:10You know I can't see because my head is backwards.
09:12Uh, not great.
09:13Uh, what did I do wrong?
09:15It looks good to me!
09:16Thanks, bro!
09:17Yeah, so are you still going home, or do you want to stay for the sleepover?
09:20Oh, I guess I can stay.
09:21You know, I feel a lot better now, so I'll stay.
09:24Do you?
09:25Yeah, I do!
09:26Uh, okay, well, we'll grab some snacks, and then we'll go back upstairs, okay?
09:29Okay!
09:30Let's go!
09:31Wait, wrong way, Joseph!
09:32Oh, oh, okay, okay.
09:33All right, guys, here's our snacks.
09:35Oh, man, it looks so good!
09:37Yeah, we even got our Sour Patch Kids cereal.
09:39Ew!
09:40This is disgusting!
09:41This shouldn't even exist!
09:42Milk and sour do not go together.
09:44When milk gets sour, you throw it out.
09:46That's how this works.
09:47Yeah, it should just be a candy, not a cereal.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Um, Joseph, is Sheppie really asleep?
09:51I'm not sure.
09:52Let me see, dude.
09:53Uh, yeah, he's asleep.
09:54He's totally asleep.
09:55Hey, Cody, you want to go on that website we were talking about?
09:58Oh, yeah.
09:59Yeah, let's do it, dude!
10:00Do it!
10:01All right, Joseph, keep an eye on Sheppie, and let me know if he wakes up.
10:03Okay, don't worry about that.
10:04I'll keep an eye on him.
10:05Let's go on this website.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Oh, yeah!
10:08Yeah!
10:09There it is.
10:10Oh, yeah, that's it.
10:12Oh, there's so many to choose from.
10:13Which one do you want to go to first?
10:14Oh, I don't even know.
10:16Oh.
10:17Oh, Joseph, come look at this.
10:18Oh, dude.
10:19Oh, man.
10:20Oh, yeah.
10:21Oh, which one do you choose from?
10:22Nice.
10:23Oh.
10:24Ooh.
10:25Papa Scooperia.
10:26Oh, yeah, that's the one.
10:27That's the one.
10:28Okay, that's the one.
10:29That's my favorite.
10:30Oh, yeah.
10:31There we go.
10:32I can't wait.
10:33Click here to enable flash.
10:34Ooh, that's it.
10:35Oh, Joseph, he's waking up.
10:36What?
10:37What are you guys doing?
10:38Uh, nothing.
10:39Oh, you better not be on that cool math game.
10:41Oh, we're not.
10:42Ew.
10:43Ew, that's gross.
10:44Yeah, gross.
10:45That's gross.
10:46We wouldn't be on there.
10:47That's gross.
10:48Take the laptop and run to your house.
10:49Okay.
10:50Uh, but wait, wait.
10:51I can't show you the history.
10:52It was Cody's laptop.
10:53You know what, Junior?
10:54I'm so fed up with you.
10:55Lord, take everybody out of here.
10:56Everybody has to leave.
10:57Even Joseph.
10:58No, wait.
10:59What's with his head?
11:00How did he get his head back on his body?
11:01Uh, Joseph, come on.
11:02Let's leave.
11:03Okay, dude.
11:04Sorry the sleepover had to end, guys.
11:06Oh, it's okay, dude.
11:07Uh, Junior, what do you want me to do with this laptop?
11:09I'm going to throw it in the ocean.
11:10The deepest part of the ocean.
11:11I don't want anyone to ever find it.
11:12Got it.
11:13Um, sorry about your head, Joseph.
11:15Nah, it's alright, bro.
11:16I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
11:18Alright, bye.
11:19Alright, bye.
11:20Uh, wrong way.
11:21That way.
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23I forgot about my head.
11:24Being backwards and stuff.
11:25Alright, Chef PB, they left.
11:26Chef PB!
11:27Uh, uh, Junior, what are you doing here?
11:28Were you on cool math games?
11:29No, no, no, I wasn't.
11:30Show me your history.
11:31I'm not going to show you anything.
11:32I'm a grown man.
11:33Go to sleep.
11:35Goodnight, Chef PB.
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