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00:00Uh, guys, are you ready to go back to school?
00:03No, dude, I hate school!
00:05Yeah, school sucks!
00:06What are you talking about, guys? School's awesome!
00:09No, it's not, Cody! Why are you such a nerd?
00:10Yeah, why are you such a geek?
00:12Come on, guys, school's great!
00:13We get to learn new stuff every day, like math, and science, and social studies!
00:17It's so cool! It's the power of learning!
00:22Get off of it!
00:24Get off of it! It's not worth it!
00:26He's speaking nonsense!
00:27I know, I know, dude!
00:28Okay, everybody calm down, and just look at my new backpack!
00:32Whoa!
00:32Ew!
00:33It's Hello Kitty!
00:34Yeah, it sure is!
00:35Look at its little cat ears, and its cat face, and it's all sparkly, and it's bulletproof!
00:40Because, well, you know.
00:41Well, check out my backpack!
00:43It's also bulletproof, and it's Pokemon edition!
00:45Whoa, dude, that is awesome!
00:47Yeah!
00:48Junior, did you just tape Poliwhirl over all the other Pokemon?
00:51No, it came like this!
00:53Junior, I see Charmander's tail in Pikachu's ears.
00:56No, you don't! You're just seeing stuff!
00:57Yeah! Joseph, where's your backpack?
01:00Uh, wait, we're supposed to have backpacks?
01:02Yeah, how are you going to take your stuff to school?
01:03Oh, yeah! I forgot! I have a backpack!
01:07Uh, let me go and get mine!
01:09Uh, do you think I have a backpack?
01:11I don't know.
01:12Oh, voila! Look at my backpack, guys!
01:15Look, back-pack!
01:16Yeah, it's very expensive, dude!
01:19Yeah, I mean, you spelled backpack wrong, but other than that, it's cool!
01:22Dude, I didn't spell it wrong! It was the designer!
01:24Oh!
01:25Yeah!
01:26Oh, that's a really cool backpack!
01:27And guess what, dude! I can carry my lunch and my books in here!
01:31Whoa! That's awesome!
01:32I know!
01:33Wait, speaking of lunch, I think Chef PeePee's making me lunch for school today, so let me get that, and then we'll go ahead to school, okay?
01:38Okay, dude!
01:39Chef PeePee, are you done packing my lunch for school?
01:41Yeah, Junior, and I piped it in his lunchbox that I made for you!
01:44You made this?
01:45Yes, I made this!
01:46Well, it has a picture of your face on it!
01:48Oh, I know, because you think about me all the time, don't you?
01:51Uh, no, but I guess when I see your face on my lunchbox, I'll think about you.
01:54You better!
01:55And it even has my famous catchphrase on it, every day is Taco Tuesday!
01:59You say that all the time!
02:00I know, because every day is Taco Tuesday!
02:04So did you pipe me tacos for lunch?
02:05Oh, no, we ran out.
02:06What?
02:07Yeah, all I could find was this orange spiky fruit.
02:09Oh, you might not want to touch it, it's probably poisonous.
02:12And I got some mayo chub, and some cheese, garlic, and an egg.
02:17Oh, thanks for the lunch, Chef PeePee.
02:19Oh, you're welcome!
02:20Now, take your stupid lunch and go to school, you little brat!
02:24Okay.
02:25Guys, guys, look!
02:26Chef PeePee made me my own lunchbox!
02:28Oh, dude, that is show awesome!
02:30Wow!
02:31And it even has Chef PeePee's catchphrase on it,
02:33Every day is Taco Tuesday!
02:35But I've never heard him say that, ever.
02:37He says that all the time!
02:38Yeah, dude!
02:39He's never said that.
02:40Chef PeePee says it at least once per video, Cody.
02:42Every day is Taco Tuesday!
02:45See, look, you can't stop this man from saying it!
02:47They can't stop me.
02:48What?
02:48Is this a dream?
02:50Am I in a dream?
02:51Cody, he says it all the time.
02:52Right, Chef PeePee?
02:53Yeah, yeah, all the time.
02:55Hey, Chef PeePee, can I get a taco?
02:57Yeah, because every day is Taco Tuesday!
03:01See, stop saying it!
03:02Get out of here!
03:03Oh, sorry!
03:04He says it all the time!
03:05Um, okay.
03:06Can we just go to school now?
03:07Yeah, yeah, let's all go!
03:11Welcome back, class!
03:13I hope you all had a really great summer!
03:15But now, it's time we get back to work!
03:18And this year, it's gonna be the hardest year of school that you ever had!
03:23There's gonna be a rod of math, a rod of science, and a rod of homework!
03:28So let me go get all of your homework!
03:30Aw, a bunch of homework!
03:32Hey, Junior.
03:33I didn't like it.
03:34Hey, Junior.
03:35He didn't like it.
03:35But I like it.
03:36I like homework a lot!
03:37You actually like homework?
03:39Yeah, of course, Junior!
03:40Now, I guess we have to get some paper out of our backpacks!
03:43Yeah, let me get some paper out of my backpacks!
03:45Wait!
03:46Jeffy!
03:46You don't have a backpack?
03:47What's your backpack?
03:48It's a pack that goes on your back, and you stick stuff in it!
03:51Oh!
03:51Well, I got a diaper!
03:53I can stick stuff in that!
03:54I got a nose!
03:55I can stick stuff in that!
03:56I got a butt!
03:57I can stick...
03:58Jeffy!
03:58Jeffy!
03:58You have to have a backpack!
04:00I don't have to!
04:01Yes, you do!
04:02The teacher's going to get mad!
04:03No, he's not!
04:03He's going to get mad!
04:05No, he's not!
04:05He's going to get mad, Jeffy!
04:06No, he's not!
04:08Okay, whatever.
04:09I guess you don't need a backpack.
04:11All right, Crash!
04:12This is your homework for the first night!
04:14It's math test!
04:15No calculator!
04:16And I know if you use a calculator, because I want you to show your work!
04:20So, everyone, take their homework and put it in their backpack!
04:24Hey, Jeffy!
04:25Why do you not have a backpack?
04:26I didn't like it.
04:27Oh!
04:28You don't like it!
04:29Well, I hope you like carrying around all this homework every single day!
04:32Hey, loser!
04:33Where's your backpack?
04:35I didn't like it.
04:36You don't like it?
04:37Or you're just too poor to afford one?
04:39I didn't like it!
04:40Yeah, well, check out my backpack!
04:43It has superheroes on it!
04:45I didn't like it.
04:46Okay, whatever!
04:47You don't even have a backpack!
04:49Everyone has a backpack!
04:51Even Joseph has a backpack!
04:53Yeah, loser!
04:55Loser!
04:55Oh!
04:57Oh, hey, Jeffy!
04:58How was school?
04:59Why?
05:05Jeffy, why are you crying?
05:07Because it's school, Daddy!
05:09I didn't like it!
05:10I know you don't like school, Jeffy, but you have to go to school!
05:13Well, Daddy, I keep getting made fun of!
05:15Well, that's going to happen, Jeffy!
05:17Look in the mirror!
05:18Okay!
05:18I got made fun of today because I didn't have a backpack!
05:22Well, you don't need a backpack, Jeffy!
05:23You don't do your school anyway!
05:24Well, I want one!
05:26Well, Jeffy, why don't you just put stuff in your diaper?
05:28Well, Daddy, I told them I could do that, but they still made fun of me!
05:33Okay, fine, Jeffy!
05:33I guess you do need a backpack!
05:35I'll go to the store and get you the best backpack I can buy!
05:38Good!
05:39All right, Jeffy!
05:40I went to the store and got you a Minecraft backpack!
05:42It was the most expensive backpack at the store!
05:44Oh!
05:45Beep-beep!
05:46What?
05:46Does that mean you like it or no?
05:47I like it!
05:50I like it!
05:50I like it!
05:51I like it!
05:51You did good, Daddy!
05:52Give me some gloves!
05:53A glove?
05:53Too slow, Daddy!
05:54You know what, Jeffy?
05:55Fine!
05:56Here's your backpack for school!
05:57I hope you enjoy it!
05:58And just go to school tomorrow and pay attention!
06:00Grape!
06:01Grape!
06:03All right, Chris!
06:04I hope you all did your homework last night!
06:07Because tonight, we got 900 more pages of homework!
06:11Let me go get you some more homework!
06:12I got a backpack to talk poop now!
06:16I dare you!
06:18I double-dog dare you to get up in this!
06:20Nice Minecraft backpack, loser!
06:23What is it, 2009?
06:25Oh, you messed up now!
06:27I got my enchanted sword that I crafted in Minecraft using Obsidian and Barney Hugs!
06:35You can't have that at school!
06:36Yes, I can!
06:38Ow!
06:38Don't hit me!
06:39You didn't like it?
06:40Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, teacher!
06:43Ow, ow, ow, ow!
06:44Hey there, Mario!
06:45Hey, what are you doing here?
06:47Well, your son got in trouble today at school!
06:49Jeffy got in trouble?
06:50Jeffy, you got in trouble at school today?
06:52Jeffy, why'd you get in trouble?
06:54Jeffy, answer me!
06:56Answer me!
06:57Jeffy, stop!
06:59Why'd you get in trouble?
07:00Well, he brought this to school.
07:02A toy sword?
07:03Oh, it's not just any toy sword!
07:05It's an enchanted diamond toy sword!
07:08Jeffy, why'd you take toys to school?
07:10Jeffy!
07:10Don't take toys to...
07:12He won't do it again, officer!
07:13Well, he didn't just bring it to school, he hit a kid with it, and now the kid wants
07:17to press charges, but I didn't feel like doing all the paperwork, so I told the kid no,
07:21he couldn't do that.
07:22Now, I'm sure I'll be hearing about that later, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to
07:26it.
07:26That's future me's problem.
07:28Okay, well, you know what, Jeffy?
07:30Jeffy, no taking toys to school, okay?
07:31Well, what about the monkeys?
07:33What?
07:34You said no more monkeys jumping on the bed when I was jumping on the bed.
07:39You said that, Daddy!
07:40Oh, okay, no monkeys jumping on the bed, and no toys at school!
07:44Okay, yeah, he's not gonna take toys, you're not gonna have another problem from us again.
07:49Okay, great, I'll remember that for the next time when I come back, because you had a problem.
07:53Okay, all right, Jeffy, so don't take toys to school, and don't hit kids with it.
07:58So no toys at school, no monkeys jumping on the bed, and no hitting kids with toys.
08:14All right, Jeffy, I'll just sit here, and I'll just leave you here so you can think about it.
08:21All right, Jeffy, you've been here long enough, it's time to go to bed.
08:23Daddy, I don't like my Minecraft backpack anymore.
08:26Well, why not?
08:27Because, Daddy, it's poopy.
08:29It's poopy in my diaper.
08:31It's a stink.
08:32Well, Jeffy, I spent 30 bucks on that.
08:34Well, Daddy, I wiped my boat with 30 bucks.
08:37That was your lunch money for this week.
08:39Oh.
08:39Jeffy, why do you not want your backpack anymore?
08:42Well, Daddy, I don't like it.
08:44Okay, you know, fine, Jeffy.
08:46I had a Christmas gift that I was trying to keep, you know, secret for you,
08:49but if you don't like this backpack anymore, I guess I'll show it to you.
08:53Here it is.
08:54It's a backpack with your face on it.
09:01Thanks, Daddy.
09:02This is the best backpack ever.
09:04Yeah, it says, want to see my pets on it.
09:05You say that all the time.
09:07You want to see my pencil?
09:08Yeah, see, so, Jeffy, look, I got your backpack.
09:10It's custom made just for you.
09:11Where'd you get it at, Daddy?
09:13Only at smlmerch.com.
09:15That's a plug, Daddy.
09:16Give me some glove.
09:17Too slow, Daddy.
09:18Daddy, this is the best backpack ever.
09:20All right, Jeffy.
09:21Well, anyway, look, if you get bullied, just hide inside your backpack, okay?
09:24All right.
09:24Thanks, Daddy.
09:25You're the best Daddy ever.
09:26I know.
09:27I'll put this...
09:28All right, Crash.
09:32Happy third day of school.
09:34I hope you all did all 900 pages of your homework last night,
09:37because tonight we have 2,000 pages of homework.
09:42And this night is very important,
09:44because it's Passport to Advanced Math.
09:47So what we're going to do is we're going to keep doubling your homework
09:50every single day for the rest of the year.
09:54Hey, loser.
09:56Why do you have a backpack on your head?
09:58You can't see me.
10:00And why do you have your face on your backpack?
10:02Is it so you don't forget who you are?
10:05Jeffy, take that backpack off your head.
10:07I have to see your face.
10:08I have to have to...
10:10That's good enough.
10:12Every day is Taco Tuesday!
10:15No, no, it's not, Chef PP.
10:18Not every day is Taco Tuesday.
10:20You've never said that before.
10:21Stop saying it.
10:23I'd hide my face, too, with a backpack if I were that ugly.
10:27Oh, okay.
10:28Idiot got jokes he asked for.
10:33What are you doing in there?
10:37Oh, my God, what's that?
10:40For pillar to fire.
10:42That won't save you.
10:45Hey there, Mario.
10:49I'm back, because there's been another problem.
10:51But what did Jeffy do this time?
10:52Daddy, I ain't do nothing.
10:54It's your system trying to bring your brother down.
10:56Yeah, okay.
10:57Well, what he did is he tried to vaporize another student with his backpack.
11:01What?
11:02Vaporize?
11:02Yeah, yeah.
11:03He shot lasers out of his backpack and tried to vaporize another student.
11:06What?
11:06The backpack can't shoot lasers.
11:08Daddy, when I count to 13, I skip 12, because I hate 12.
11:12It can't shoot lasers.
11:15Apparently it can, because it did.
11:17Okay, what happened?
11:18Well, he tried to vaporize the kid, but luckily the kid didn't get hurt because he has a bulletproof
11:23backpack.
11:24You know, kids these days always have bulletproof backpacks, because, well, you know.
11:27Okay, so I'm guessing the kid wants to press charges?
11:30Oh, sure.
11:31Yeah, he wants to, but I can't do anything about it.
11:33I'm still suspended from last time when I didn't let him press charges.
11:36You're suspended?
11:37Yeah, yeah.
11:38I'm not even really a cop right now.
11:39I just kind of like to play dress-up.
11:41So, bye.
11:44Jeffy, why would you do that to the kid?
11:46Well, he was bullying me, Daddy.
11:48And this is my bully-proof backpack.
11:50It keeps me from getting bullied.
11:52Yeah, that's not a guarantee.
11:53That's not legally binding.
11:55And it can't shoot lasers, either.
11:56I don't know why it did that.
11:59Anyway, Jeffy, don't let any bullies push you around, okay?
12:02And if you want your own Jeffy backpack, go to smlmerch.com.
12:06And this video was sponsored by us.
12:09Hey, guys, check out the all-new Back to School Merch, now available at smlmerch.com.
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