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00:00All right, class. Today is arts and craps day, and we're gonna be doing a lot of arts and craps.
00:07It sounds like he said arts and craps.
00:11Arts and craps, Junior? I already got the crap part done right here in my diaper.
00:15So, class, let me show you what you're gonna be doing today.
00:19First, you're gonna get yourself a piece of paper, some goo, and some glitter.
00:23You're gonna take the goo and just put it all over the paper, just like that.
00:26Then, you're gonna take your glitter, and you're gonna put it all over the paper.
00:31Hey, Cody, if your mom was that piece of paper, then the glitter would be fat, because she's covered in fat.
00:35Oh, ba!
00:37You know, I really like how you can take anything and make it into a my mom is fat joke.
00:42Then, you pick up the piece of paper, and you shake it like a girl's booty in a music video.
00:49And then, it reveals your hidden message. So get started, class.
00:53Oh man, I can't wait to get started.
00:55Um, Cody, could I borrow a piece of paper?
00:57Joseph, why don't you ever have your own paper?
00:59Cause I'm poor, Cody!
01:01I know. I just like to hear you say it. Here you go.
01:04Thank you. What?
01:06Tell me I'm hunky first.
01:08Oh, you're hunky, Cody.
01:10That's right, I am.
01:11God.
01:12I want to mix all my glitter, but I don't want to get my hand all sparkly.
01:16Hmm, what can I use?
01:18Oh, oh, I know!
01:20Trying to get the boogers all off of it.
01:22I can use my pencil to stir it all up!
01:24Do, do, do, do, do, do!
01:28Oh man, the glitter made my pencil all sparkling!
01:31Hey, doofus!
01:33I dedicate my picture to you!
01:35Cause you're a doofus!
01:40You know what?
01:41How about you shot your no-leg pirate ship cannonball nookin' face up?
01:46Pirate ship cannonball, huh?
01:48That's a new one.
01:49Well, how would you not get it if you were a pirate?
01:55Wow, you actually thought that was gonna-
01:58Did you turn me into a pirate?
02:00How did I do that?
02:02Well, you still be a doofus, you scallywag!
02:05Har har har har har har har!
02:07I wrote a song for ya!
02:09Oooooh!
02:10Who is a big doofus sitting in front of me?
02:12That is Jeffy!
02:14Who is stupid and really ugly?
02:16That is Jeffy!
02:18You're not gonna sing Spongebob songs at me!
02:21I'll show you!
02:22I want a bigger pencil!
02:23I don't do it!
02:25Oh, you're looking for a sword fight, are ya?
02:28Well, you'll never get me buried treasure!
02:30You don't even have your sea legs!
02:35You like that?!
02:38Jeffy!
02:39Stop beating up the pirate!
02:42Teacher!
02:43He just swabbed the deck with me booty!
02:47Whoa, this thing's cool!
02:49I'm like a wizard with this thing!
02:51Hey, Junior, I'm done!
02:53Huh?
02:54I made you something!
02:55Well, I made you something too, Cody!
02:56It's your mom!
02:57Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!
02:59Oh, dude, I made what I need the most!
03:01Because I'm poor!
03:04Alright, Crash!
03:05Everyone turn in their art so I can grade it!
03:07Except for you, Jeffy!
03:08You get F!
03:09Because you beat up the nice pirate!
03:11You know what, teacher?
03:16Jeffy, don't you put your pencil at me!
03:21Did the teacher just turn into Charizard?!
03:23That's rad!
03:24Dude, that's so cool!
03:25I guess school's out then!
03:26Oh, awesome!
03:27Yeah!
03:29Hey, Daddy!
03:30Hey, Jeffy, how was school?
03:31Today, at school, some big fat hairy guy came into class and he said, you're a wizard,
03:36Jeffy, and he gave me this wand.
03:38So now I'm Jeffy Potter and I can turn people into stuff with this wand!
03:41Whoa, Jeffy, you put glitter all over your pencil!
03:43That's cool!
03:44Dang!
03:45Did you not hear what I said?!
03:46I can turn people into stuff with this wand!
03:48Sure you can, Jeffy!
03:49Daddy, I'm gonna turn you into a kitty cat!
03:59Jeffy!
04:00What?!
04:01Did you just turn me into a lion?!
04:02I told you I could do it, Daddy!
04:04Now, where's Hemorrhoid at?!
04:05What?!
04:06Yeah, the girl from Harry Potter!
04:07Hermione?!
04:08Yeah, Hemorrhoid, Daddy!
04:09Where's she at?!
04:10Jeffy!
04:11I do not want to be a lion!
04:12Tell me back!
04:13I don't know how, Daddy!
04:14You're your stupid pistol thing!
04:15Well, I don't know how to make it go backwards!
04:20Jeffy!
04:21I'm gonna call a doctor right now!
04:23Hey there!
04:24Did somebody call...
04:26A doctor?!
04:30Alright, alright!
04:31Yes, I called a doctor!
04:32Wait, are you a lion?
04:33Yes, my son Jeffy turned me into a lion with his pencil!
04:37I think you might be a lion!
04:41Huh?
04:42Let me hear it, let me hear it!
04:44Alright, alright, settle down, settle down!
04:46No, I'm not lion!
04:47Well, if you're not a lion, then what are you?
04:50A cheetah?!
04:53Okay, okay...
04:56No!
04:57No, no, no!
04:58He turned me with a pencil!
04:59And I want you to turn me back!
05:00Well, if he turned you into a lion with his pencil,
05:02can't he just...
05:03erase it?
05:07Ow! My face!
05:08My face! I'm sorry!
05:09I'm sorry, okay?!
05:10Ow!
05:11Why did you maul the right side of my head?
05:13You were making stupid jokes!
05:14Well, the people were laughing.
05:16I'm sorry you don't appreciate good comedy.
05:18Look, I just want to get turned back to normal.
05:20Well, if your son turned you into a lion with his pencil,
05:22why can't he just change you back?
05:23He said it doesn't work!
05:24Well, he should at least try!
05:26Jeffy, at least try to turn me back with a pencil!
05:33Jeffy!
05:34You turned me into a Minecraft zombie!
05:35Ah!
05:36Scary zombie!
05:37Whoa, he can actually turn people into stuff?
05:40Yeah, but you didn't believe me!
05:41You thought I was lying!
05:43Hey, kid!
05:44Hey, kid!
05:45Can you fix the right side of my head with that thing?
05:54Huh?
05:55This is not what I had in mind!
05:56Jeffy, you turned him into a dragon?!
05:57Dang, I can't control it!
05:59It just does what it wants to do!
06:01Well, at least he fixed your head!
06:03Yeah, yeah, I guess he did do that.
06:05I got this big silly tongue, though.
06:07It's too big for my mouth.
06:08I keep biting it every time I talk.
06:10I got a speech impediment!
06:11Jeffy, you better find a way to fix us!
06:13I don't have to.
06:14Yes, you do, Jeffy!
06:15We don't want to be a zombie and a dragon for the rest of our lives!
06:18Fine, Danny!
06:19I'll go figure out how to fix it!
06:21What are you gonna do now?
06:22I don't know.
06:23Maybe I'll fly around, burn some villages, marry a donkey.
06:27You know, dragon stuff.
06:28I don't know what to do.
06:30Hey, you want to hop on my back and fly to McDonald's?
06:34Sure.
06:36Let's go.
06:38Alright, guys!
06:39Are you ready to play Step Cups?
06:41Why?
06:42Because it's fun, Cody!
06:43Whoever sacks the most cuts and hits the bell wins!
06:45This feels like chores.
06:46Well, you know I'm down, dude.
06:47Any fun is fun for me, because...
06:49Because you're poor, we get it.
06:51Yeah, you're poor, Joey, we get it.
06:52It's getting old.
06:53I know.
06:54Anyway, we're gonna start on the count of three.
06:56Okay.
06:57Three!
06:58You're off!
06:59I dropped one.
07:00Wait, but I dropped one.
07:01I got it!
07:02I got it, dude!
07:03You cheated, Joseph!
07:04I checked all of them!
07:05I won!
07:06Well, actually, you just dropped them, so you lost.
07:08How?!
07:09Yeah, you lost, so you lost, Joseph.
07:10Hey, Josh!
07:11What are you doing?
07:12Hey, Duffy.
07:13What up, G-Y?
07:14Not much, C-D, but I got a problem in his house.
07:17What the problem is?
07:19I got this magic pencil that turns people into things!
07:22But I don't know how to turn them back.
07:24What are you talking about?
07:26Here, let me show you.
07:32Oh, my God, I'm gorgeous!
07:35Whoa!
07:36Jeffy, you turned him into the little mermaid!
07:38Wait, he's not the little mermaid, dude.
07:39The little mermaid is black.
07:41Oh, yeah.
07:42I forgot.
07:43Well, anyway, that's so cool, Jeffy!
07:45Turn Joseph into something!
07:46Oh, yeah, turn me into something, dude!
07:47Turn me into something!
07:48Okay!
07:49Jeffy, you turned him into a Mr. Potato Head with no arms!
08:01He only has a tongue piece, so he just keeps going...
08:05Oh, well...
08:06Oh, Jeffy, turn me into something!
08:07Turn me into something!
08:08Okay, Junior!
08:09Whoa!
08:10I'm Thomas!
08:11This is so cool!
08:12I think I can!
08:13I think I can!
08:14I think I can!
08:15Yeah, but I don't know how to turn you guys back!
08:17Why would you want to?
08:18Yeah, this is so cool!
08:19I'm gonna go be a big old train!
08:20I think I can!
08:21I think I can!
08:22I think I can!
08:23I think I can!
08:24Yeah, I'm gonna go jump in the ocean and see if I can pick up some hunky dudes!
08:27Oh!
08:28Oh, I can't believe they kicked us out of McDonald's!
08:29I can!
08:30I'm a dragon and you're a zombie!
08:31It's probably a good call on that part!
08:32Well, good thing I got the manager's brain!
08:33I don't know how to turn you guys back!
08:34Yeah, but I don't know how to turn you guys back!
08:35Why would you want to?
08:36Yeah, this is so cool!
08:37I'm gonna go be a big old train!
08:38I think I can!
08:39I think I can!
08:40I think I can!
08:41Yeah, I'm gonna go jump in the ocean and see if I can pick up some hunky dudes!
08:42Aw!
08:43I can!
08:44I'm a dragon and you're a zombie!
08:45It's probably a good call on that part!
08:47Well, good thing I got the manager's brain!
08:51Hey, you wanna play Operation?
08:52Uh, sure!
08:53You can go first!
08:54Alright, don't touch the sides!
08:58You can touch the sides!
08:59My hands are too big!
09:01Hey, Daddy!
09:02What are you doing?
09:03Jeffy!
09:04Did you find a way to fix us?
09:05No, but I did turn my friend into stuff!
09:07Jeffy, you're supposed to find a way to fix us!
09:09I'm sorry, Daddy!
09:10Oh, I am getting kinda hungry!
09:12Do we got any food?
09:13Well, the only thing I got to eat is brains!
09:15Mmm!
09:16You wanna try it?
09:17Yeah, sure, Daddy!
09:20Oh, it's chewy!
09:21I don't like it!
09:22Well, let me find you something healthy to eat!
09:24Hold on!
09:25Alright, Jeffy!
09:26Here's your salad!
09:27Oh, man, Daddy!
09:28I hate baby arugula!
09:29Jeffy, you're gonna shut up and eat your baby arugula!
09:32I'm gonna turn this into something better!
09:39Oh, look, Daddy!
09:40It's a chocolate cake!
09:41Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
09:42Jeffy, it has mold on it!
09:43Even better, Daddy!
09:44Look, Jeffy, look, at least wash your hands before you eat!
09:47I didn't have to!
09:48Yes, you do, Jeffy!
09:49Wash your hands!
09:50I don't want you getting sick!
09:51Fine, Daddy!
09:52I'll wash my hands!
09:53Oh, I'm gonna wash my hands!
09:55Mine's gonna wash my pencil, too, since I wanna eat my chocolate cake with it!
09:59All clean!
10:00I'm gonna go eat my chocolate cake!
10:01All right, it's my turn!
10:02Let me see the thing!
10:03Ow, my face!
10:04Hey, you're back to normal!
10:05Wait, you're back to normal, too!
10:06I am!
10:07Wait, wait, what happened?
10:08I ain't that!
10:09Jeffy, how'd you fix us?
10:10Um, what?
10:11You fixed us?
10:12Look, we're back to normal!
10:13How'd you fix us?
10:14Wait, there's no glitter on your pencil anymore!
10:15Aw, man!
10:16Aw, at least I got me some chocolate cake!
10:17Look, everything's back to normal!
10:18Yeah!
10:19I just hope this video didn't drag on too long!
10:22Yeah!
10:23Yeah, let me hear it!
10:24Let me hear it!
10:25Yeah!
10:26Drag on!
10:27Because you were a dragon!
10:29Yeah!
10:30I just hope this video didn't drag on too long!
10:32Yeah!
10:33Yeah, let me hear it!
10:34Let me hear it!
10:35Yeah!
10:36Yeah!
10:37Yeah, let me hear it!
10:38Yeah!
10:39Yeah!
10:40Yeah!
10:41Yeah!
10:42Yeah!
10:43Drag on!
10:44Because you were a dragon!
10:45Right!
10:46Yeah!
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