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The new KAOS wants to get its hands on Dutraculon, a new indestructible new fabric. So, Control's top agent, 66 goes undercover as a model wearing a Dutraculon dress. Chief Maxwell Smart partners her with his newly promoted son Zack, who is finally able to become a full agent because his mother, Congresswoman 99 has been able to get funding for Control.
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying in.
00:08We may have lost the Cold War, but we will win the next war.
00:13The goal of the new Chaos, total world economic domination.
00:18There's an indestructible new fabric called Dutrakalon.
00:21It's worth 50 billion dollars to the Chaos Corporation.
00:25We must have it.
00:27And no one, no one will stop us.
00:32Except for Maxwell Smart.
00:36It's the President on line one.
00:50Mr. President?
00:52Yes, sir, I'll hold.
00:57The Prime Minister.
01:15Yes, sir.
01:16Mr. President?
01:17Yes, sir.
01:18Yes, sir.
01:18Mr. President?
01:19Yes.
01:19Yes, sir.
01:20Yes, sir.
01:22Yes.
01:23Yes, sir.
01:25yes the congresswoman's here oh send her in max i just came from my committee i've got so much to
01:42tell you aren't you gonna say hello 99 hi max we were in closed session with the president for
01:48four hours 99 ever since you won that stupid election it's been business business business
01:53we all agreed that the new chaos corporation poses an economic threat too big to ignore
01:58you're not gonna ask how i am right i'm sorry max how are you don't ask max we've been through this
02:05over and over i needed to try something new but 99 i never get to see you anymore you're always out
02:11of town on my birthday new year's eve on our anniversary you went to norway to give an award
02:17to some figure skater i asked you to come along oh come on 99 you know there's a price on my head
02:22in norway oh where's that pittsburgh i gotta get that right before i go on vacation
02:32will you listen to me i got your new budget approved yes yes i you did yes that's fantastic
02:39everything the agents the satellite how about the funny costumes i love that stuff everything you
02:45asked for hi mom hi dad oh hi zach how's everything in research big stuff cooking chaos just set up
02:54holding companies to purchase three taiwanese textile mints not only that
03:00the printer is out of ink forget about that son i've got great news for you your mother got our funding
03:09approved so you can kiss your job at research goodbye max i am promoting you to full agent status
03:17really you mean it i mean i have waited so long for this moment
03:24right now i am in the sky and i am floating ax me i way is gus day is they remember ray oh secret code huh
03:37come on 99 the boy's ready for action like a thirsty zebra hear that like a thirsty what does that mean
03:47are we forgetting who broke two legs and a pelvis in spy training mom i got a b plus and sneaking up on
03:53people don't brag son i had to make a few calls zach do you realize what you'd be getting into
03:58living every day undercover your life in constant danger suffering painful torture at the hands of
04:04vicious ruthless people and loving it playing a 66 down here i've had it chief this piece of crap's
04:13worn out the cone of silence cannot be fixed now i've been to radio shack i've been to walmart i called
04:19the army nobody's got parts for this thing junk it take home and throw some goldfish in it
04:24now look duane we can't get rid of the cone of silence what about national security what about
04:29secrets without secrets we're out of our cushy job chief leave it to me i am the man that invented the
04:36edible binoculars oh there you are 66 hi chief the blood bra fits perfectly duane let's go ahead and load
04:42what i do for my country uh i've got a mission for you 66 have you ever done any modeling would have
04:49been a waste of grade a meat if i hadn't yes well there is a new indestructible fabric it's called
04:56the track along now it's being made into a dress and it's going to be unveiled at a fashion show this
05:01weekend now if chaos ever gets a hold of this material it could control the textile industry and they will
05:07kill anybody who stands in their way so i model the dress and keep chaos from getting it no problem
05:13unless the dress is orange i hate orange it doesn't even rhyme with anything actually it's red more of
05:21a cardinal red leaning towards a flame red just not so harsh who is this this is my son zach oh hello
05:31when you go to school it's a thrill to finally meet you you're a legend down in research to think that
05:38you and i are gonna be partners is wow no no way chief i work alone 66 can you handle a 45 caliber
05:52of course what was i thinking i'm sorry 66 but my decision is final and i am the chief and they don't
05:59just make any moron chief uh duane what is this goop on the table nuclear glue strongest adhesive known
06:08to man so what do you know about this mission well chaos that's the bad guys if they get the dress
06:17that means a 13 drop in the gross national product chief he's gonna get me killed and i don't need that
06:24in my life you know from your picture in the lobby you looked a lot friendlier well we'll settle this
06:31in my office i'll meet you there in five minutes would you believe can't me
06:54would you come on i my circulation is being cut off i can't breathe in these pants you want to fit
07:03in don't you well i'd like to fit into these pants i would be what is this a zipper on the side
07:10i'm not i'm not a eunuch let's put that to a vote
07:12i tremble at the thought of your touch
07:22i'm sorry pal but i don't swing that way
07:29that was the code remember oh yeah my lust for you knows no bounds
07:42i thought you people were professionals i never should have asked the government for protection
07:49he's new you better have this under control i spent 10 years developing to track on
07:54i've got buyers here from all over the world if chaos gets that dress
07:59i'm going to model that dress you have to trust me once i slip it over my creamy white skin
08:06no wiki people will take it away you're in very very good hands mr winters i can see that now
08:16oh that's my little goose let's get you a weenie don't do anything stupid put the comma where you like
08:23okay
08:28oh i bet you're a designer
08:32me too small world blow away you rudely dressed little man
08:43order oh thank you congratulations on your promotion zach
08:49do i know you it's me agent zero well that's a great disguise zero nice ass you're just saying
08:56that to cheer me up no i mean it it looks like the real thing i can't tell anymore so many different
09:01disguises different identities i don't know who i am did you find out who's working for chaos some
09:06days a man some days a woman half the time i forget where to shave zero i wish you could see a shrink
09:10but it's not covered in the control health plan who's working for chaos you were just talking to him
09:15the guy with the the ponytail his name's lars big deal european designer until sequins wiped
09:21him out i've been tracking him on a wiener mike information there is a control agent present find
09:29him now and inflict on his body the most unspeakable pain and suffering ever known by man or beast
09:36i'm gonna find 66 oh and zero that uh nice ass thing i meant it he's so sweet
09:52uh 66 i talked with zero and that designer lars he's our man figures he's hard up for money
10:04don't let him out of your sight check
10:11what's that the control manual want to check up on my close proximity surveillance procedures
10:16why don't you just go outside find a seat near lars and we'll put this in here along with your other
10:22little friend okay thank you
10:30this delightful combination is the perfect compliment to any affair it's free and loose and ever so
10:36fashionable from enzo vermicelli oh hi again
10:48i gotta sit way up close a little stigmata in the old peeper
10:52where's he going to speak to me again i will smash the champagne glass
11:06and use the broken shards to slice your jugular
11:10enjoy the show our next design is something very special passion with light this cocktail dress is the
11:23ultimate statement for any occasion with a well-placed gent by her side we go no uh-oh
11:31the track along it's hot ladies and gentlemen the world's renewal of the indestructible fabric
11:44to track along its creator mr simon winter
12:01so what the person in this booth says gets beamed up to a satellite orbiting the earth gets all mixed
12:11up so the bad guys can't understand nothing then bounces back down to the person in this booth clear
12:16as day of course the old talk into this booth bounce off the satellite comes back to this booth the
12:23scramble trick dad dad chaos got the dress what this is a disaster how could it happen one of the
12:30the designers shh the scrambler chief duane's right the walls have ears
12:47crank her up duane
12:48dad the dress was stolen by a designer named lars
13:01what i can't understand holy cow we brought the bases loaded nobody out
13:07chiefs could you turn the game off this is important i feel springtime fresh and dry as me
13:14well i'm very happy for you 66 but what happened to the dress
13:19mayday mayday our right engine's on fire and we're going down fast mayday may
13:24dwayne it's not working although i must say the seats couldn't be comfier damn the dress was stolen
13:33by a designer named lars well we've got to get it back he probably took the dress to his factory i can
13:39get it back but i should go alone it's much too dangerous for the boy i eat danger for breakfast baby
13:4566 you're gonna need back you eat danger for breakfast would you believe lunch don't do that
13:53that come on this thing's really coming up aces
14:07look at the manual use your head better idea
14:37i'll use the sound effects pen
14:50do you know how to use that thing excuse me i am a trained government agent okay okay
15:07excuse me lars sucks
15:28so
15:37that didn't hurt
16:07so
16:09you
16:10i thought you'd never get here
16:37have you heard from the chaos people
16:45have you heard from the chaos people it's all set my love
16:50give them the dress at the airport collect our eight million dollars
16:54and catch flight 403 to geneva at 1 14 a.m your attention to detail makes me so hot
17:06god
17:16oh my god
17:20this is a
17:32and i'm not in my shoes right now if you're calling about the ad for the common gear press 1
17:38if you're calling with top secret information press 2 and leave a message
17:42that 66 is a traitor she's working for chaos you better get to lars's dress factory before this whole operation falls through
17:52is
17:54and i've heard your dog's work and you're calling them for this and i'm going to be okay
18:00and i didn't see you on the floor
18:02yeah i think that's what i do
18:06What a waste of a body.
18:08You could have used that body for the force of the blood.
18:16You know what?
18:17I bet you don't have any pets.
18:19Because an animal lover would never do something like this.
18:24Hold it right there, pal.
18:25There's something you better know.
18:31Your mother would be very disappointed
18:34if she knew what you were doing about it.
18:37Hey, who are you?
18:39What are you doing?
18:39Get in here!
18:42Wake up, buddy.
18:43Hey, wake up.
18:45Hey, little buddy.
18:47Are you all right?
18:48They're getting away.
18:51Yo, waiter.
18:52Hey, come back.
18:56This is the chief of control.
18:59The building is surrounded.
19:00Come out with your hands up.
19:02How did this happen?
19:04All right, hold it right there.
19:05Hand over that dress.
19:07Now, put your hands up.
19:08Come on now.
19:09We're not kidding around.
19:10We're really mad.
19:10You're a little strong.
19:12You're orange.
19:14I hate orange.
19:15We're going to miss our plane.
19:16Hold it right there.
19:18This is chief of control.
19:19The building is surrounded.
19:20Oh, now everything's ruined.
19:23Dad, we're putting the brakes on your evil little scheme, 66, if that's your real number.
19:30You've got a lot of explaining to do, 66, if that's your real number.
19:35Mars was about to lead me right to his chaos contact.
19:38I could have nailed them both.
19:39Ha!
19:40Dad, she's lying.
19:41She tried to have me killed.
19:42Who do you think made sure Agent Zero was there backing you up?
19:46Feeling okay, Zach?
19:48Zero?
19:49Is that you?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Although it is difficult finding neck hair on such short notice.
19:54I did call Zero.
19:56Duh.
19:56You're still not off the hook, 66.
19:58You were heading for that door with that dress to give to chaos.
20:02It's not the real dress.
20:03I made the switch when the lights went out.
20:05Oh, you may fool one smart, but you'll never fool two, sweetheart.
20:16Well, it's always the first time.
20:18You foolish wench.
20:19Look out, 66!
20:23Oh, my God.
20:24Is he dead?
20:25Missed him by that much.
20:30Lock him up, men!
20:32You impotent little rodents have not heard the last from Lars.
20:38Zach, you saved my life.
20:40Oh, don't worry about it.
20:41It's all part of being a spy.
20:43Look, 66, from now on, if you've got a counter plan,
20:46do you mind letting me in on it?
20:47But that's so boring.
20:49I did okay, Dad, right?
20:51I mean...
20:51Look, son, let's not get cocky.
20:54We thwarted evil today, but it could be back tomorrow.
20:58Monday the latest.
21:03Facts for you, Chief.
21:06How do you like that?
21:07I got an offer for the common gear.
21:13I'd like to apologize for not trusting you with my plan.
21:18But I'm not the apologetic type.
21:21Where are you going?
21:23Skiing in Austria.
21:24Don't ask.
21:26The Sultan doesn't like it when I bring guys on the jet.
21:28Wait.
21:29I mean, we just had a whole mission together,
21:32and I don't even know your real name.
21:34It's tattooed somewhere on my body.
21:37Since we're partners,
21:38I might just let you look for it.
21:45Try not being a winch when I get back.
21:47Now that hurt.
22:00Bye-bye.
22:22Bye-bye.
22:22Bye-bye.
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