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Chief Smart and Congresswoman 99 are collaborating on an important reception for President Mazabuka. KAOS Inc. scientist 'the Brain' captures Agent 66, plants a brainwash chip in her mind, then allows her partner Zachary Smart to rescue her. If his plan goes according to all it's various phases, 66 is to assassinate Mazabuka while supposedly guarding his life at the embassy.
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00:00Zach, there's nobody around. You don't need a gun.
00:15This is not a gun. It's a flashlight.
00:18My flashlight is my gun.
00:24Those lab boys have way too much time on their hands.
00:30Whoa, look at this.
00:31What?
00:33These floors are made of granite.
00:36Chaos does not skimp on their facilities.
00:38Let's just look for that stolen desk.
00:40All right, I'll look around here.
00:42You check the computer center, and we'll meet back here in five minutes.
00:45Check.
00:46One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
00:50What are you doing?
00:50I forgot my watch. Mississippi.
00:53Five Mississippi, six Mississippi.
01:00Hey, little fella. How did you get out of your cage?
01:10Aren't you the cutest thing?
01:15Affectionate, too.
01:17Oh, you poor thing.
01:19What are they doing to you, huh?
01:20Ow.
01:24Ah!
01:38Oh.
01:41Oh.
01:45Oh, oh, oh.
01:46Oh!
01:47Well, 99, I think we finally got the seating arrangement down right.
02:16I don't know, Max. This reception tonight is very important. Where did you see Bishop Tutu?
02:22Uh, Tutu is at 3-3.
02:23No, we can't put Tutu at 3-3.
02:25Why not?
02:26For one, Tutu is at sixes and sevens with King Laszlo VIII.
02:30Okay, 99, I'll 86 Tutu from 3-3 and put him at 4-4.
02:34That's ten times better.
02:36Oh, Trudy, I want you to make sure that the bomb-sniffing dogs have swept the embassy before the reception tonight.
02:41Then clear the kitchen entrance for the arrival of President Mazabuka's limousine.
02:45And make sure that the catering people are checked for security.
02:48And have a helicopter standing by ready for any emergency that might arise.
02:51Have you got that, Trudy?
02:52Of course I do.
02:53Make sure President Mazabuka has swept the kitchen,
02:56have the catering people snip the dogs in the embassy,
02:58and drive the limousine into the helicopter.
03:00Oh, and something about a bomb.
03:03Missed it by that much.
03:06Max, we've got to take this chaos assassination threat seriously.
03:09I know, 99.
03:11That's why I have every available control agent at that embassy tonight.
03:14I hope it's enough.
03:16President Mazabuka is a very influential man in African politics.
03:20If chaos gets rid of him, they'll put their own man in power
03:23and eventually control the entire continent.
03:26Maybe I should call off the reception.
03:28Oh, come on, 99.
03:30Have a little faith.
03:31After all, control has been responsible for the safety of hundreds of world leaders.
03:36And we have never lost one.
03:39What about Generalissimo Passiverity?
03:41Huh?
03:42Oh, yes.
03:43Well, he was a fascist.
03:44That doesn't count.
03:45And the Australian?
03:46Eh, well, he was just a candidate.
03:48That doesn't count either.
03:49Premier Kokoschka, Chancellor Wainwright, that pygmy leader.
03:53What was that little guy's name?
03:54Maybe we should cancel the reception.
03:58Dad, bad news.
03:59You haven't got the disc?
04:01No, I have the disc.
04:02Well, that's good news.
04:0366 is missing.
04:04She has the disc.
04:05No, I have the disc.
04:07That's good news, except for that part about 66.
04:10What happened to her, Zach?
04:11I don't know.
04:12When I went back for her, all I found was this and this.
04:15She slipped on the banana peel and fell on the needle.
04:18What are the odds there?
04:19Max, maybe she was kidnapped.
04:21Mom's right.
04:22I had this hypoanalyzed, and there was a sedative inside.
04:25What was in the banana peel?
04:27A banana.
04:28This is going to be a lot trickier than I thought.
04:30Well, I'm going to go back for her.
04:31You can't do that, Zach.
04:32I need you for the reception tonight.
04:33But Dad!
04:34Max, let him go.
04:35She's his partner.
04:37I can't do that, 99, but I will call the Control Quick Response Team.
04:41There is no rescue force in the world as highly trained and ready to go at a moment's notice.
04:51I'll call back after lunch.
04:53That could be too late.
04:54Chaos is probably torturing her right now.
04:57I'm going.
04:57Zach, you have your orders.
04:59Dad, I'm sorry.
05:00I know you're the chief, but you leave me no choice.
05:04I have to go over your head this time.
05:07Mom?
05:09Max, let him go after her.
05:12No, no, no, 99.
05:13That makes it personal.
05:15Missions often go wrong when personal emotions are involved.
05:18But what about all the times you came after me?
05:21Well, that was different.
05:22We were dating.
05:23Max.
05:27Well, just don't stand there, Zach.
05:29Go find your partner.
05:30Yes.
05:32Thanks, Mom.
05:33You did the right thing, Max.
05:34Mr. Smart, I typed up your memos.
05:39Oh, and somebody better pick up that banana peel before somebody slips and falls.
05:43Thank you, Trudy.
05:43That'll be all.
05:48I'm okay.
05:56You have a lovely head.
05:57The natural human animalistic reflex to imprisonment in a confined space.
06:08Myself, having the largest brain of my species, I would realize the futility of my predicament
06:13and accept my new environment.
06:16Where does chaos find you maniacs?
06:19I answered a small ad in the penny saver.
06:21Who are you?
06:22I'm called the brain.
06:24It used to be called Brian.
06:25I changed a couple of letters around.
06:28So you're the brain?
06:30I've heard about you.
06:32You're the guy that sabotaged the entire Pentagon computer system.
06:35I had some free time during lunch last Tuesday.
06:37The brain.
06:39Why can't chaos ever hire people called the stud or the billionaire?
06:44Well, what's your game this time, brain?
06:47Mind augmentation.
06:49Some of your neighbors here will be sharing your brain cells.
06:54Sounds more fun than it is.
06:55Great.
06:57I finally find a guy who wants me for my mind, and it has to be you.
07:01You have a sharp mind.
07:04I look forward to cutting it open.
07:06Your plan is pretty lame, brain, because at any second, my partner, Zachary Smart, is
07:11going to burst in here, flashlight blazing.
07:13That should prove stimulating.
07:15A chance to test my new invention.
07:20There is now an electromagnetic beam carrying 40,000 volts of electricity through this room.
07:27If your friend should attempt to cross the room, his DNA will be superheated to a temperature of 8,000 degrees Kelvin, causing his molecules to...
07:37Oh, what the hell?
07:38He'll be toast.
07:39An invisible beam?
07:40You're going to have to do better than that.
07:45Rosalie, would you come in here?
07:46Oh, I love you too, Rosalie.
07:57Now, go stand over there.
08:00You killed a monkey!
08:08You're a madman!
08:10Not mad, just irritable now and then.
08:13Oh, well.
08:14It's off to the monkey store.
08:16Good dog, good dog.
08:25Bad dog, bad dog!
08:38Zach!
08:4066!
08:41You hang on.
08:42I'm going to get you out of there.
08:43No, don't.
08:44What, you mean you like it in there?
08:46No, this chaos scientist, the brain, put some kind of electromagnetic beam in the room.
08:50If you come anywhere near me, that's what'll happen to you.
08:53What, you mean I'll turn into a monkey?
08:56You'll be dead.
08:57You mean I'll be a dead monkey?
08:59You're not making yourself clear.
09:00Zach, you better call for help.
09:01There isn't any help.
09:02Every available agent is guarding President Mazabuka tonight.
09:06What about the quick response team?
09:07Their car broke down outside Philly.
09:09But don't worry, I brought the control suction gloves.
09:12Ready?
09:15Ready.
09:30Zach, be careful.
09:32That electro beam may go all the way up to the ceiling.
09:34Well, that's just the chance I'll have to take.
09:36You really think it might?
09:40Get out of here.
09:41There's no reason for us both to get killed.
09:43I'm not leaving here without you.
09:47Every girl should see Paris once in her life.
09:50Well, actually, I've been there 22 times.
09:53Ria?
09:54Lived there for a year.
09:56Tokyo.
09:57I own two karaoke bars there.
10:01Zach!
10:04Like a cat.
10:14What'd he do to her?
10:15Something to do with mind control.
10:17Hurry, Zach.
10:17Stand back.
10:19I'm gonna use metal melt.
10:24That's not bad.
10:25Fine, son.
10:26Come on.
10:33What about the disc?
10:34Already got it.
10:34Let's move.
10:38What a surprise.
10:40They escaped, just like I planned.
10:42They even bought the whole phony beam story.
10:45It is so boring having your plans go through every time.
10:49No mistakes, no glitches, no challenges.
10:52Just once, I would like to have someone outsmart me.
10:56Let's go, Rosalie.
10:58Show's over.
11:03Phase one complete.
11:05And I owe you a banana split.
11:09And then we get to kill President Mazabuka.
11:12Security detail.
11:30It's a gas card, sir.
11:33Good eye, Sergeant.
11:35At ease.
11:35She's with me.
11:41It must be my earrings.
11:42Go ahead, ma'am.
11:44You sure you're up for this mission?
11:46That was a pretty strong drug the brain gave you.
11:48Zach, don't worry.
11:49I'm fine.
11:50As long as you're around.
11:52Oh, welcome back, 66.
11:56How are you feeling?
11:57Ready for action, Chief.
11:58Shh.
11:59No, Chief.
11:59I'm undercover tonight.
12:01Who are you pretending to be?
12:02Chinese leader, Deng Chao Ping.
12:06No, that was last Tuesday at the UN brunch.
12:08I think I'm just me tonight.
12:10Well, I've never seen such tight security, Dad.
12:13Well, I'm taking no chances.
12:15No chances at all.
12:16I mean, after all, if Chaos kills President Mazabuka tonight, they'll rule Africa and ruin your mother's party.
12:22Well, with all the control agents in this room, a Chaos assassin would have to be stupid to...
12:27Stupid to try and kill...
12:30Is there something in my hair?
12:32Just a certain luster.
12:34Uh, yes.
12:35Well, you two keep a sharp look at it.
12:37If you see anything suspicious, let me know.
12:40Where will you be?
12:41I'm gonna check the food station.
12:43If I'm lucky, maybe they'll have some of those tiny little meatballs.
12:52Hmm.
12:54No little meatballs.
12:56The Reagans always had meatballs.
12:59Try the fish.
13:00It's brain food.
13:02Really?
13:03Well, if that fish is so smart, what's he doing on the plate?
13:09Brilliant philosophical observation.
13:11I may have met my match.
13:16Things seem pretty calm around here.
13:19Maybe Chaos realized they can't get an assassin past control.
13:23Oysters.
13:24Oh.
13:29Mmm.
13:31Try one.
13:33Some say they're an aphrodisiac.
13:35No, thank you.
13:36I'll, uh...
13:36I'll go with the coleslaw.
13:41Ow!
13:41Take it easy, kid.
13:43Uncle Agent 13?
13:45What are you doing here?
13:46You're supposed to be in Florida.
13:47I'm doing a favor for your old man.
13:49Listen, I overheard two guys talking about killing President Mazabuka.
13:53What do they look like?
13:54Well, I couldn't see.
13:56I had coleslaw in my eyes.
13:58But they used too much mayonnaise.
14:00But one of them...
14:01One of them was wearing a jade ring.
14:04Nice work.
14:05Oh, that's the last of a breed.
14:10This is the brain.
14:14How are things proceeding, brain?
14:16I have entered phase six of the operation.
14:19Phase six?
14:20I understood there were only two phases.
14:22There were, but it wasn't complex enough for my abnormally large brain, so I added 12 new phases.
14:28These new phases better not be costing chaos more money.
14:32Damn.
14:33No, the new phases are on the house.
14:36Good.
14:37We're counting on you, brain.
14:39President Mazabuka must not leave that reception alive.
14:43Now, pardon me, sir, but I wonder if you'd mind if I borrowed my wife for a few minutes.
14:49By all means.
14:51I am going to look for some of those small meatballs.
14:55Good luck.
14:5699, have you seen anything suspicious?
15:00Well, the congressman from Wisconsin just went into the coat closet with a senator from Utah.
15:06Other than that, everything seems normal.
15:08So far, so good.
15:09I think all of our agents are in place, but I'm going to make sure that they remain as inconspicuous as possible.
15:33Did you spot the jade ring?
15:35Just a lot of press-on nails.
15:36Maybe the killer's out on the dance floor.
15:40What are you...
15:41What are you...
15:42Okay.
15:44What exactly is happening here?
15:46We're protecting President Mazabuka, silly.
15:48Between you and me, all night long you've been treating me very...
15:54uh, interestingly.
15:55Zach, you saved my life.
15:58Today I saw you in a whole new light.
16:00A light that is begging to be turned on.
16:03Your earring.
16:06It's gotta come off sometime.
16:09Okay, I like what you're doing, but shouldn't we be thinking about the ring?
16:14Zach, this is so sudden.
16:17The jade ring.
16:18The guy by the bar.
16:19Sorry.
16:25Sorry.
16:29Agent 13, give me a hand.
16:32Dad, duck!
16:33Uh, no thanks, son.
16:35I'm having the pot roast.
16:38Maggie, I'll get down.
16:39Sorry about that, chief.
16:49Take him away, boys.
16:53Is the president okay?
16:55Well, I think he's gonna need a new hat,
16:57but outside of that, he's fine.
16:58The important thing is we have caught the assassin
17:00so we can all relax.
17:03Phase 46A complete.
17:07Good work, you two.
17:09How did you ever spot him?
17:10Combination of hawk-like eyesight and...
17:14Actually, it was just the hawk-like eyesight.
17:17I must look horrible after such a scuffle.
17:19You'll forgive me, darling, if I go freshen up, yes?
17:25Yes?
17:26Is there something you want to tell me?
17:28No, maybe there's something you could tell me, though.
17:30When exactly did you and Dad...
17:35I mean, how many missions was it
17:37before you both?
17:39You and 66?
17:40I'm not against it.
17:41It's just that the whole thing is a surprise to me.
17:44Oh, Zach, you'll know if it's right.
17:47For your father and me,
17:47it happened on a mission to overthrow
17:49the East German government.
17:51There we were, crawling through the sewers of Berlin,
17:53and suddenly he leaned over and kissed me.
17:56It was the most romantic moment of my life.
18:00And from then on, no more doubts.
18:02Even after we were caught and tortured for three days,
18:04we still acted like a couple of school kids.
18:0799, the president is about to speak.
18:09Max, I was just telling Zach about East Berlin.
18:12The torture chamber.
18:14Oh, what a glorious weekend.
18:18And 99, why don't you and I
18:20take a little walk out on the terrace?
18:22Zach, you did a good job.
18:25You made it look easy.
18:28Now for the final phase.
18:30Clause 9, addendum D.
18:33Kill President Mazabuka.
18:37Allowed guests,
18:38to show to you our country's appreciation
18:42of America's generosity,
18:45I present to you
18:46our national dance company.
19:0866's earring.
19:16But this is made of glass.
19:23Got to think back.
19:28Two more hours and I'm going in without her.
19:30Too far back.
19:34Got to think.
19:35It must be my earrings.
19:36Something set that mental detector off.
19:40What'd he do to her?
19:41Something to do with mind control.
19:43Something to do with mind control.
19:44Something to do with mind control.
19:46We can all relax.
19:48Something to do with mind control.
19:50Mind control.
19:50Something to do with mind control.
19:52You made it look easy.
19:54You made it look easy.
19:55You made it look easy.
19:56Easy.
19:57You made it look easy.
19:59Too easy.
20:06Sixty-six!
20:28I knew I should have had more phases!
20:32Hold it right there.
20:33Quick! What's the square root of 9,682?
20:3798.397154. Sir!
20:40Hey, your shoe's untied.
20:41Huh?
20:46I hope you have an explanation for this, son.
20:48Right here. The assassin was a decoy.
20:51Sixty-six was supposed to be the real assassin.
20:53That's why she's acting so strangely.
20:55Why would she do that?
20:56Come on, Zack. Let me kill President Mazabuka.
20:59Then you and I can get a room somewhere.
21:02A device was planted in her head to control her mind.
21:05I guess this extra affection is just one of the side effects.
21:08Who could be controlling her mind?
21:10The brain.
21:11That's a given, son.
21:12No, the chaos scientist, the brain.
21:14Ah, the brain, of course. We should try and steal him.
21:17Just think what we could do if we only had a brain.
21:20Well, his scheme was as clever as it was evil.
21:23Implanting a mind-controlling chip inside 66's head, knowing I'd come back to rescue her.
21:28Don't worry, 66 will get you back to normal in no time.
21:31That's right. We're gonna get the best surgeons in the world to remove that chip from your head immediately.
21:38But I wanna spend the weekend with Zack.
21:41Dad, maybe we could hold off on that remove the chip thing till Monday?
21:48Tuesday.
21:49Someday.
21:50Someday.
21:51Someday.
21:52Someday.
21:53Someday.
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22:15Someday.
22:16Someday.
22:17Someday.
22:18Oh, my God.
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