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CONTROL hosts a conference for some of the smartest scientists on the planet, but KAOS has other plans which include a retrogressor gun, which emits a ray that retrogresses a person's psyche to the point where he or she becomes an eight-year-old child. Will Max's knowledge of Captain Kangaroo help him catch the KAOS agent? Mission Impossible's Barbara Bain guest stars as a KAOS agent/scientist in the CONTROL lab.
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00:00Chief, it looks like someone's tried to make an impression of this lock.
00:30Gentlemen, as of this moment, all members of control are on the magenta alert.
00:34You don't think we've been infiltrated, do you, sir?
00:36I don't know, Hodgkins, but we're not taking any chances.
00:38You know that at 4 o'clock this afternoon, our government is bringing together six of the world's top scientific geniuses.
00:43The ultimate defense of our nation may depend upon our ability to protect this conference and the six great minds who are attending it.
00:51If someone was, in fact, tampering with this lock, we've got to find out who it was and why immediately.
00:56Well, there's only one key that will open these locks, and that's in the possession of the control agent who's in charge of internal security this month.
01:03I want to see him in my office right away.
01:06The future of our country may depend upon that key and that man. Who is it, Hodgkins?
01:10Agent 86, Maxwell Smart.
01:29They are coming.
01:30In a minute.
01:31I said I'm coming.
01:32Yes?
01:33Hello?
01:34Hello?
01:35Hello?
01:36Two.
01:37One.
01:38Two.
01:39Two.
01:40One.
01:41Two.
01:42Two.
01:43One.
01:44Two.
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01:46One.
01:47One.
01:48Two.
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01:50Two.
01:51One.
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01:53Two.
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01:56One.
01:57Two.
01:58Two.
01:59Five.
02:28Two.
02:29Two.
02:30One.
02:31One.
02:37Smart here.
02:39Yes, Chief.
02:40A Magenta Alert.
02:42Yes, sir.
02:43The emergency list.
02:44The duty roster.
02:45And the key to the conference room.
02:48Funny you should ask, Chief.
02:50I have them all right at my fingertips.
02:53Uh, chief,
02:55you wouldn't happen to need a drawer, would you?
02:58Oh, I didn't think so.
03:20I didn't think so.
03:50What's up, chief? Why the magenta alert?
04:0286, I'm deeply concerned about the conference this afternoon.
04:05We have reason to believe that control may have been infiltrated.
04:08Why?
04:09The alarm went off on the conference room door.
04:12Now, it may have been a malfunction in the electrical circuit,
04:14but on the other hand...
04:15Yes, I see what you mean, chief.
04:17I assume you have the key to the conference room door.
04:19That's right, chief.
04:20And no one can take it away from me.
04:22Not as long as I have it on this security chain
04:25that was developed by Professor Windisch.
04:27Good.
04:28Now, from here on, everything is Class A security.
04:31Here's what I want you to do.
04:33Wait a minute, chief.
04:35Didn't you just say Class A security?
04:38I did.
04:38Well, then shouldn't we...
04:42Do you want me to leave the room?
04:45That won't be necessary, Hodgkins.
04:48We can talk under the cone of silence.
04:50The cone of silence?
04:52Well, this is a magenta alert, isn't it?
04:55The cone of silence.
04:57I am deeply concerned about the conference room.
05:06What?
05:07I'm concerned about the conference room.
05:11How's that?
05:12He's concerned about the conference room.
05:16How?
05:16I want it thoroughly inspected for hidden devices, microphones, bombs.
05:24What?
05:24Checked for microphones and bombs.
05:28Oh.
05:29Well, do you really think that's necessary, chief?
05:32I mean, isn't that an anti-infiltration tactic?
05:35What?
05:36He wonders if that's an anti-infiltration tactic.
05:40Oh.
05:41Why am I talking to you?
05:43Will you get this thing off of me?
05:47I know this thing doesn't work.
05:48Why do you always insist on using it?
05:50Well, for one thing, it's 20 degrees cooler inside.
05:55All right, Hodgkins.
05:58Cone of silence.
06:01Listen, Max.
06:02The mere chance that an enemy agent may have infiltrated control.
06:05Chief.
06:07Why don't you just cancel the conference?
06:09If I had to admit I was afraid to hold a meeting here in our own building,
06:13the very agency that's responsible for our nation's security,
06:16I'd be laughed right out of the business.
06:18Can I make a suggestion, chief?
06:20What is it?
06:21Don't cancel the conference.
06:24Max, I want you to give the conference room a complete examination.
06:28Well, I'll need some special equipment for that, chief.
06:31Well, get it from the lab.
06:32But, Max, remember, class A security.
06:34Don't let Windish know what you're doing.
06:36Chief, you don't mean that Professor Windish...
06:38Max, that meeting this afternoon is vital to our country.
06:42Those six men must be protected.
06:44One man with an ordinary gun, six bullets,
06:47could destroy the hopes of the free world.
06:49Well, then no one is above suspicion.
06:52For the time being, you are the only man I can trust.
06:56Well, chief, I certainly appreciate you're taking me into your confidence like this.
07:01Max, there is always someone in whom we must have faith.
07:04Well, I certainly am glad you feel that way about me.
07:09Max, I think I know you well enough to say,
07:13I trust you completely.
07:15This is it.
07:28One of the most incredible of my many incredible inventions.
07:32Oh, Professor, it's beautiful.
07:34Thank you, my dear.
07:37Twelve years' work has gone into perfecting it.
07:39The world's first electro-retrogressor gun.
07:43Just think of it, 99.
07:45At last, at last, an actual working electro-retrogressor gun.
07:51One thing, Professor.
07:52What?
07:52Just what is an electro-retrogressor gun?
07:56Aim it.
07:57Press the trigger.
07:58And the victim receives one second of this ray.
08:05You'll be temporarily incapable of thinking beyond the level of an eight-year-old.
08:09Even adults?
08:11Anyone.
08:12The most brilliant mind retrogresses to the age of eight.
08:15Amazing.
08:17Yes, I am.
08:20Let's put it away now.
08:21Well, there's some minor adjustments that I want to make, but they can wait until tomorrow.
08:28Alma, unlock the cabinet.
08:31Henry, take the gun.
08:35Be careful now.
08:36Yes, Professor.
08:39Captain, Captain.
08:40What do you think we need for the conference room?
08:44Well, I'd like to use the magic ear listening device.
08:48Yes.
08:48And what about the pocket disintegrator, in case we have to take apart something that's solid?
08:52Good idea, 99.
08:55But let me ask.
08:57I don't want the Professor to know what we're using them for.
08:59Okay.
09:00Oh, Windisch.
09:04Professor.
09:05Professor.
09:06Yes, Mark.
09:07Professor, I'd like to borrow some of your equipment.
09:09I wonder if you'd mind if I used your pocket disintegrator pen and your magic ear listening device for a few hours.
09:15What for?
09:16Well, I'd like to tell you, Professor, but it's all pretty top secret.
09:19Oh, these are not toys, 86.
09:21I'm afraid that you'll need a requisition for them.
09:26Um, Professor, you know, I've always thought it would be such fun to see how those devices work.
09:31Oh, well.
09:36There we are.
09:37Just bring them back when you're through, my dear.
09:40Oh, thank you, Professor.
09:41Oh, anything for the service.
09:46Coming, 86.
09:52Nothing here, Max.
09:54Nothing here either, 99.
09:56I think we'd better use the magic ear.
09:58How does that work?
09:59Well, it's really quite simple.
10:01See, this part fits over the ear.
10:03Now, take the control and turn the indicator to on.
10:06Right.
10:07Now, watch this.
10:07I take a hair from my head.
10:10Now, listen to what happens when it hits the table.
10:11Oh, that's really ingenious.
10:17Yes, and that's only at half volume.
10:20Well, I think I'd better give the walls a quick check.
10:22Hmm, I don't seem to be getting anything.
10:31I think you'd better turn the volume up to full.
10:34Right.
10:34Sorry.
10:42Sorry.
10:42Now, if there's anything mechanical or electrical in these walls, the magic ear will pick up the noise.
11:01Uh-uh.
11:02What's that?
11:05I don't know.
11:07Look at the control and see what the indicator says.
11:09It's pointing to electrical.
11:11An electrical, eh?
11:13Well, it could be a bomb with an electrical timing device.
11:16We'd better use the disintegrator.
11:18Don't you think we'd better check it out with the chief?
11:20No time for that.
11:21That bomb's liable to go off at any moment.
11:23I've got to take this disintegrator and cut through that wall and see what's making that noise.
11:26What's behind that wall?
11:27Well, I don't know.
11:28It might be the supply room, the chief's office, or the outside of the building.
11:31Hmm.
11:32Be careful, Max.
11:46It's the chief's office.
11:49Hi, chief.
11:50Uh, sorry about this.
11:53I see your shaving.
11:55Missed a little spot right there.
12:00Well, chief, no problem so far.
12:02We've got the conference room completely safe and sealed off.
12:05Excellent.
12:06I think we've taken every precaution.
12:08But the Magetta alert is still on.
12:10Yes.
12:10Well, we all appreciate your concern, chief, but I think you can relax for a while.
12:15As agent in charge of internal security, I can give you my personal assurance that everything is under perfect control.
12:22Uh, would you settle for almost perfect?
12:34Hodgkins, who threw the alarm?
12:36It came from the laboratory, sir.
12:37Are you there, chief?
12:41What is it, Windisch?
12:43Someone has stolen my retrogressor gun.
12:45Professor, didn't you have it locked up?
12:47Yes, I did.
12:49But I wanted to do some work on one of the mechanisms.
12:51I just started to work on it when...
12:53Hold on, professor.
12:55Hodgkins, seal off the entire building.
12:58Professor, do you have any idea who stole the gun?
13:01Yes, I can't believe it, but it was one of our own people.
13:05Who, professor?
13:06Who?
13:07It was...
13:08I want my mommy.
13:14Mommy.
13:16Where are you, mommy?
13:18I want my mommy.
13:23I want my mommy.
13:26How long will the effects of the retrogressor gun last?
13:29There's no way of knowing, and now the professor can't tell us.
13:31His mind is the mind of an eight-year-old child.
13:33Eighty-six, there is definitely an enemy agent in our midst,
13:36and he has the retrogressor gun.
13:37We've got to find that gun, chief.
13:39Start with every agent on duty outside the building.
13:42Find out if anyone has left the building in the last few minutes.
13:45We've got only two hours until that conference starts.
13:47Right, chief.
13:51How many agents have we checked out so far?
13:53All clear, except agent 17.
13:54Oh.
13:59Recognize him?
14:04Yes, that's agent 17.
14:06Wow, what a disguise.
14:08Should we question him?
14:09No, not now.
14:11The organ grinder is watching him too closely.
14:18Max, if none of our agents on the outside saw anyone leaving the building,
14:21that means whoever stole the retrogressor gun is still in here.
14:24Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking, 99.
14:27And that means that the thief is probably planning to use it on the delegates.
14:31Or us.
14:32Max, you're in danger.
14:37So are you, 99.
14:39Oh, Max.
14:43Oh, what's that?
14:44It's the chief's office.
14:45Come on.
14:45Oh.
14:47Chief, has something happened to you?
14:48Oh.
14:48Oh.
14:54Chief.
14:56I want to go out and play.
14:59Oh, no.
15:01They got him too.
15:03Well, at least the professor will have someone to play with.
15:06Oh, Max, there's no one in charge.
15:08Who's going to take over?
15:11I am.
15:12Oh.
15:1699.
15:16Yes.
15:17Take the chief down to the infirmary.
15:19I want to go out and play.
15:20Come on, chief.
15:21Come on.
15:22Hodgkins, get in here right away.
15:2599?
15:26Yes.
15:26I want a complete check on every agent who's been on duty in this building for the past 24 hours.
15:31Right.
15:33Now hear this.
15:34This is an emergency.
15:36No one will leave this building.
15:37I repeat.
15:38No one will leave this building.
15:42Hodgkins!
15:44Oh.
15:45Hodgkins, I want the officer responsible for internal security in here on the double.
15:52You're the internal security officer.
15:55Fast work, Hodgkins.
15:57Now, I want a complete change of personnel on the entrances and exits.
16:02Relay all calls through this office.
16:08Not so fast, please.
16:11Can you hold on for a second?
16:13I'll be with you in a minute.
16:15Are you still there?
16:16Uh, listen.
16:19I'll have to call you back later.
16:21Yeah.
16:26Uh, correction.
16:28Correction?
16:30No calls will be relayed through this office.
16:34Code room.
16:38Code room?
16:39I want new passwords and camera signs.
16:42Video communications will be transferred to emergency frequency.
16:45I want all agents on the outside brought inside.
16:48I want all agents on the inside brought outside.
16:50Max!
16:52Max!
16:53Max, the delegates have just arrived.
16:55They're on their way to the conference room.
16:57They've already passed external security.
16:59They what?
17:00The delegates!
17:01They've already arrived.
17:02They're on their way to the conference room.
17:04The meeting begins in five minutes, Max!
17:07You don't have to shout 99.
17:09I can hear you.
17:10They mustn't find out about the chief.
17:13I've got to get out of the conference room and let them in.
17:16Hodgkins, take over.
17:18Come on.
17:19Right.
17:20Gentlemen, as officer in charge of internal security here,
17:23it is my pleasure to welcome you
17:25and to assure you that your conference will be safe and pleasant.
17:29The chief would have been here himself to welcome you,
17:31but I'm sure that he'll join us as soon as he's had his nap.
17:34His nap, uh, NAP, National Area Program Reports.
17:43Well, in the meantime, it will be my pleasure
17:46to unlock the conference room door
17:49and let you gentlemen get on with your work.
17:52I shall be in charge of security during the entire conference.
17:55Uh, as you'll notice, this is a good, firm, solid door.
18:08It's practically impossible to get into this conference room.
18:11Uh, however, I have a plan.
18:13I have an alternate plan.
18:30Right this way, gentlemen.
18:32And I'd appreciate it if you'd hurry.
18:34It's a little drafty out here.
18:35Are you having a little trouble, 86?
18:45Uh, no, 99.
18:46I'm just trying to get the key out of the lock.
18:49I wonder what would happen if you pushed the key in and then turned it.
18:53If you don't mind, 99, I'd like to handle this myself.
18:57You see, I'm just going to push the key in and turn it.
19:0186.
19:02I've been looking all over for you.
19:04What is it, Ratchett?
19:04Take a look at this.
19:05What is it?
19:06Clay, the kind that's used for making impressions of locks.
19:10Where did you find it?
19:11In Alma Sutton's purse.
19:12Alma Sutton, your co-worker?
19:14I've suspected her for a long time.
19:16She's in the lab right now.
19:18Ratchett, you stay here and guard the conference.
19:2099, we'll go get Alma.
19:22Come on.
19:22All right.
19:25All right, Alma.
19:26Did you come down to play with me?
19:32Oh, I love to jump rope.
19:34Next to watching Captain Kangaroo on television, I love jumping rope the best.
19:38She's been hit by the retrogressor gun, too.
19:41It's not her.
19:42And if it's not her, then it's got to be Ratchett.
19:4799, he's our man, and I left him guarding the meeting.
19:50Come on.
19:50Oh.
19:54What's going on here?
19:55Ratchett, you're under arrest.
19:57You're a spy, a traitor, and a double dealer.
19:59You might as well confess.
20:01I'm completely innocent.
20:03That's a good start.
20:07Okay, 99.
20:09I think we can start with the interrogation now.
20:11Check, 86.
20:12Okay, Ratchett.
20:14Start talking.
20:14Who pays you?
20:18Who do you report to?
20:20Whom.
20:21Whom?
20:22Look, I'll tell you everything.
20:24Just a minute, Ratchett.
20:25Are you sure it's whom, 99?
20:26I don't think so, because whom is the objective you've seen if you have a preposition.
20:31I would like to make a statement.
20:34Who do you report to?
20:35Whom do you report to?
20:37It's whom.
20:38It is?
20:40Oh.
20:41Well, then in that case, perhaps you can tell us whom had access to the retrogressor.
20:48I tell you, it was Alma Sutton.
20:51Don't be ridiculous, Ratchett.
20:54You've turned Alma Sutton into an eight-year-old child who wants nothing more than to watch Captain Kangaroo.
21:03Captain Kangaroo.
21:05What is it, Max?
21:06Of course, that's it.
21:08Why didn't I see it before?
21:10Unlock a 99.
21:33Well, Alma?
21:35Are you still an eight-year-old, or have you decided to act your age?
21:39How did you find out?
21:40Well, you had me fooled for a while, but you made one little mistake.
21:45When you said that you watched Captain Kangaroo, I realized that if you had actually been shot by the retrogressor gun,
21:51you could not possibly have seen that show, because Captain Kangaroo was not on when you were eight years old.
21:57Very clever, Mr. Smart.
22:00But you also made one little mistake.
22:02Oh, what was that?
22:03Coming here.
22:05The door to the conference room is locked.
22:07I wouldn't have been able to get in, but now that you're here with the key...
22:11Alma, you want to get into that conference room.
22:13Just give me one good reason why I should let you in.
22:16Here's one.
22:18You want to try for two out of three?
22:21Open the door, Smart.
22:24All right, Alma.
22:25Just think of it, 86.
22:28In just a few minutes, six of the greatest scientists in the whole world will be running around the room playing hopscotch.
22:34Alma, I should...
22:34Quiet.
22:35Turn around and put your hands up.
22:37You're next.
22:38Bang, bang.
22:54Okay, Alma.
22:56You better come along with your Uncle Max.
22:57Little girls like you belong in jail.
23:00I'll go if you skip with me.
23:01It was an amazing experience, Max.
23:16Simply amazing.
23:17Yes.
23:18Well, thank you, Chief.
23:19I'm glad you're all right now.
23:21Did I give you any trouble?
23:22No.
23:22As a matter of fact, you were a delightful child.
23:26What about Professor Windish?
23:27Oh, he came out of it about an hour ago.
23:29Yes, and I understand he's going to destroy the retrogressor gun.
23:33Why?
23:34Well, apparently he had a rotten childhood.
23:37Well, you both did a remarkable job.
23:40I have a little surprise for you.
23:42Oh, what's that, Chief?
23:44Because of the excellence of your work in protecting those men in the conference room,
23:48we've decided to give you this Certificate of Meritorious Service.
23:53Oh, gosh, Chief, I don't know what to say.
23:56Don't say anything, Max.
23:57Just read it over.
23:59Then destroy it.
24:02Destroy it?
24:03It is a secret organization.
24:07Ah.
24:07Oh, my God.
24:20Oh, my God.
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