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KAOS is interested in capturing Dr. Shotwire, a brilliant scientist whose work has been set back six months thanks to his bodyguard's helping hands (none other than those of Agent 86 (Max)). The KAOS agent in charge of the kidnapping, Natz, also has a vendetta with Max, who sent him to prison in the past. This is the first episode with Hymie (played by Dick Gautier), a KAOS-designed robot whom Max convinces to join CONTROL. This episode is notable for an extended physical comedy routine involving Max and Hymie.
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00:00That's him. That's Dr. Shuttleham.
00:06I know. I studied nuclear physics under him.
00:10And that's the scale model of his moon craft.
00:13You know how many countries are trying to develop just such a vehicle?
00:16I can imagine.
00:18Whoever perfects it first will be able to explore the surface of the moon.
00:24Dr. Rennon, we want Dr. Shuttleham.
00:28We?
00:28We? Who's we?
00:30Chaos.
00:32Of course.
00:33Then you'd be able to sell the plans for the moon craft to the highest bidder.
00:36Exactly. That is why we've come to you.
00:39Probably the most accomplished evil genius in America.
00:43In the world.
00:44Tell me, why haven't you been able to just kidnap Shuttleham?
00:49This is why.
00:51Who is that man?
00:53Maxwell Smart.
00:55An agent from the control organization.
00:57He has been guarding Dr. Shuttleham a day and night.
01:01You mean to say you can't get by that one man?
01:04Somehow he has managed to foil us every time.
01:08I'd like to have Smart to myself for one hour.
01:12I'd like to have him in my hands almost as much as I want Dr. Shuttleham.
01:18You shall have them both within 24 hours.
01:22How?
01:22You heard what Mr. Nats has been saying?
01:30Yes, sir.
01:31Can you deliver Shuttleham and Smart here?
01:33Alive?
01:34Yes, sir.
01:35Wait a minute.
01:37You mean to tell me that this guy can succeed where a dozen well-trained chaos men have failed?
01:42Watch.
01:43What's that?
01:51It's a vicious 800-pound gorilla.
01:57He'll tear him to shreds.
01:59Indeed he will, Mr. Nats.
02:01You carry a weapon, Mr. Nats.
02:29Only this.
02:30Instant analysis, please.
02:46I was struck by three .45 caliber bullets, lead ore composite weighing approximately 220 grains apiece,
02:52traveling at almost muzzle velocity of 800 feet per second, impact 456 foot-pounds per square inch.
02:58Who is he?
03:01Not he, Mr. Nats.
03:04It.
03:10A robot.
03:12Exactly.
03:13My invention.
03:15Strongest, most intelligent machine in the world.
03:19How much?
03:21One million dollars.
03:22When he delivers, both men.
03:33Get shot wire and get smart.
03:35Unable for perfect.
03:38Yeah.
03:38I don't know.
03:38Let's get out.
03:58I don't know.
04:00I don't know.
04:00I don't know.
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04:51Max, you're just going to have to be more careful with Dr. Shotwire.
05:04Try and keep out of his way while you're guarding him.
05:07He says you've set back his work six months.
05:09Six months? That's ridiculous.
05:13Three months, four months tops.
05:17Who's with Dr. Shotwire now?
05:19Agent 27. I will leave him in an hour.
05:22Well, the plans have been changed.
05:24They have?
05:25Yes, here's what'll happen now.
05:27They're giving a party for Dr. Shotwire, and I want you and 99 to attend.
05:31Well, will there be a contact man at the party, Chief?
05:33Yes, Agent 44 has been planted at the party according to Plan GFC.
05:38Oh, and take Agent 91 with you.
05:41Agent 91? I don't believe I know him. Is that a new number, Chief?
05:45He's a new recruit.
05:46This is his first assignment, so I want you to keep an eye on him.
05:49He'll meet you at the garage office at 8 o'clock tonight.
05:52He'll use this password.
05:54The blue sun melts the red snow.
05:57Your countersign will be,
05:59and the purple water runs uphill.
06:04Gotcha, Chief.
06:06Max, I want you to use your watch phone tonight.
06:09I don't want you taking off your shoe at the party.
06:12Right, Chief. Anything else?
06:13Yes. Here's some information on the people who will be at the party.
06:17Memorize it and destroy it before you leave.
06:22Anything wrong?
06:24Well, Chief, I think I'll need a little time to have this decoded.
06:28He's now memorized all the pertinent information about Chartwire's scientific career.
06:45He has an IQ of over 200.
06:48Perfect.
06:49A genius killer. What do you call him?
06:51Jaime.
06:53Jaime?
06:53I made him. I call him what I want.
06:57Jaime?
06:58My father's name was Jaime.
07:01Okay, call him what you want.
07:04Wherever Jaime may go, we can observe on the special TV camera he's equipped with.
07:09Aside from his vast knowledge,
07:10he has the dexterity to take apart and reassemble the entire wiring system of any missile in the world.
07:16There's only one thing he isn't able to do.
07:19What's that?
07:20Set up a lawn chair.
07:23All I want him to do is to bring me Chartwire and Smart.
07:26But I don't want Chartwire hurt in any way.
07:30And I'll take care of Smart myself.
07:34Do you understand, Jaime?
07:35I understand.
07:36Okay. Take off.
07:39No, Jaime.
07:40I don't mean that kind of take off.
07:42You have to be very careful what you say to him.
07:46He sometimes responds to the exact meaning of words.
07:49Leave, Jaime.
07:53We can follow his progress on the viewing screen.
07:59He should be at the control garage at ten minutes to eight.
08:02The blue sun melts the red snow.
08:16The blue sun melts the red snow.
08:20You better come with the right countersign, Mac.
08:23Or you're in trouble.
08:24Detain him, Jaime.
08:48Operator, quick!
08:49Get me special weapons!
08:50The blue sun melts the red snow.
09:11And the purple water runs uphill.
09:13Agent Smart?
09:14Yes, you must be 91.
09:16My name is Jaime.
09:18Jaime?
09:19My father's name was Jaime.
09:22Oh.
09:23That's very nice.
09:24Jaime, this is 99.
09:26How do you do?
09:26Hello, Jaime.
09:27Now, this is our plan.
09:29We're to guard Dr. Schottwire against any and all dangers without him realizing that we're doing it.
09:34Right.
09:35Now, Jaime, I know that this is your first assignment.
09:37You're probably a little nervous.
09:38Don't be.
09:38Remember, experience isn't everything.
09:40You've also got to have heart.
09:46Come on, let's go.
09:49Seems to be stuck.
09:52Jaime, give me a hand.
09:57Never mind, Jaime.
09:57Come on.
09:58Come on.
09:58When all those guards we saw posted on the way up, there isn't a chance in the world that a chaos man can get in here.
10:28That's Dr. Schottwire over there.
10:36I want you to keep him under surveillance, but don't go near him.
10:39I think it's about time to give our side a little edge.
10:4199?
10:42Yes.
10:43I want you to make a check on all the women here and see if any of them look or even act suspicious.
10:48Right, Max.
10:49Jaime, disarm smart, but don't let him know it.
10:53Destroy the gun.
10:54You just stay here and keep your wits about you.
11:02And don't worry about a thing.
11:04Don't be nervous.
11:04I have complete confidence in you.
11:07I feel that I could put my life in your hands.
11:23Excuse me.
11:25Is the wind fair to Java?
11:26All clear.
11:27No storm on the horizon.
11:29I beg your pardon?
11:31You said there's no storm on the horizon.
11:33No, there isn't.
11:34As a matter of fact, I didn't notice a cloud in the sky on the way over.
11:37You know, if this nice weather keeps up, I may just take a run down to the beach tomorrow.
11:42What are you talking about?
11:43The beach.
11:44You were telling me about the weather and I said I might take a run down to the beach.
11:47I was giving you the countersign.
11:49I was giving you the countersign.
11:52Then I gave you the counter countersign.
11:55But that's the wrong counter countersign from my countersign.
12:00Is not?
12:02Here, I'll show you.
12:07Here you are.
12:09Middle of page 18.
12:12That's the old book.
12:14Okay.
12:19Well, I'm sorry, 86.
12:23I should have known you were right.
12:26It's just...
12:27It's just that I've been cooped up in so many clocks and lockers and glove compartments for so long.
12:35Nobody tells me anything.
12:37It isn't fair.
12:38I'm a good agent.
12:39I haven't been able to wear my tuxedo once.
12:42Not once.
12:42And who'd see it in a clock?
12:46Don't get so emotional, 44.
12:49Here, you can have my book.
12:52I couldn't do that.
12:53Go ahead, take it.
12:54I've already memorized it.
12:5986.
13:00I won't forget this.
13:03You do the same thing for me.
13:05Now, fuck up.
13:08I've got to get back to the party.
13:09I've got to get back to the party.
13:19Everything is okay so far.
13:26Have you seen anything suspicious?
13:28No, sir.
13:29Call me Max, I mean.
13:41This is 86.
13:42Come in control.
13:43Max, we have reason to believe that there is a chaos agent at the party and that you and Dr. Schottweier are in great danger.
13:49Do you have any idea of who it is, Chief?
13:51Yes, we have the real...
13:53Hello, Max.
13:54Max.
13:55Jaime, you broke my watch phone.
14:00I'm sorry.
14:01I just wanted to see what time it was.
14:07Something must have happened.
14:08I'd better try and contact Agent 44.
14:12He was just about to tell me who the chaos agent was when you grabbed my phone.
14:17I'll tell 99 about it.
14:18Agent 44 is on the clock in the next room.
14:20Ask him if he knows anything.
14:22Well, hop to it, Jaime.
14:23Agent 44, do you know anything?
14:36Did 44 say anything?
14:47No.
14:47Whoever the chaos man is, he's probably trying to figure out who the control agents are.
14:53So we've got to remain inconspicuous.
14:55Let's not give ourselves away.
14:57Just watch me and do exactly as I do.
15:00Don't tell us, you don't have to finish this thing.
15:05No, don't tell us.
15:10Why, come on, maybeήaw?
15:11Me, go.
15:11I can wait another time.
15:12Love you.
15:13No, let's not debate about it.
15:14Bye.
15:14Bye.
15:18Bye.
15:23Bye.
15:24Bye.
15:24Bye.
15:24Bye.
15:24Bye.
15:26Bye.
15:27Bye.
15:27Bye.
15:28Bye.
15:28Bye.
15:28I think we've been noticed.
15:58Jaime, let's just try and act nonchalant.
16:04Let's go get a drink.
16:09Later.
16:21Okay, Jaime, drink up.
16:23What'll happen if he drinks?
16:25I don't know.
16:26He isn't programmed for it.
16:28Jaime!
16:28Don't drink.
16:31Go ahead, Jaime, drink.
16:32Don't drink.
16:34Come on, Jaime, drink it up.
16:36Don't drink.
16:37Drink.
16:38Don't.
16:38Drink.
16:40What happened?
16:42He short-circuited.
16:43Drink.
16:44I lost control of him.
16:55I lost control of him.
16:55Well, what's he likely to do?
16:57I don't know.
16:59He might just stand there,
17:01or he might decide to kill everybody in that room.
17:04What's Jaime up to?
17:14Is he out of his mind?
17:18I told him to stay close to Schottweier, but not that close.
17:2299, we've got to get him out of there.
17:23He's liable to reveal his identity.
17:24Right.
17:24After all, he doesn't have our experience.
17:27I'll distract Dr. Schottweier while you get Jaime away.
17:29Right.
17:29Hello, Dr. Schottweier.
17:32Oh, oh, don't I know you from somewhere?
17:36No, I don't think so, but I know you.
17:38You're very famous.
17:39Oh, no.
17:40I'd like to speak to you a minute, Jaime.
17:45Come on, Jaime, shake a leg.
17:59Now, look, Jaime, I think you've got the makings of a first-rate agent,
18:05but only if you obey orders.
18:08Now, you were told to stay away from Schottweier, weren't you?
18:11No.
18:13Jaime, you're drunk.
18:16Listen, Jaime, you're a nice guy,
18:19but you've got to learn to hold your liquor,
18:21so no more drinking.
18:22Agreed?
18:23Just say yes or no, Jaime.
18:30Yes or no, Jaime.
18:33Now, I'll leave, and you follow right behind me.
18:37And don't forget to kill the light.
18:48Have you noticed anything suspicious?
18:50No, Max.
18:50I think we ought to change our strategy.
18:52I think we ought to get Dr. Schottweier out of here
18:54before chaos makes its move.
18:55Oh, exactly what I was thinking, but let me handle this.
18:58I've got to get Schottweier out of here
19:00without getting him too upset
19:01and without anybody else noticing it.
19:03It has to be handled with tremendous subtlety.
19:09Excuse me, Dr. Schottweier,
19:10but I wonder if you'd mind
19:11stepping outside with me for a minute.
19:13Yes, I would mind.
19:14You know how I feel about you secret agents?
19:18Got to get you out of here, Doctor.
19:20Somebody is trying to kill you.
19:22Oh, nonsense!
19:24I'm back again, Alonzo.
19:28Please, Doctor, it's for your own good.
19:31Leave me alone!
19:32You talk to him, Jaime.
19:39I think he's taking a liking to you.
19:41See if you can get him out of here
19:42without anybody noticing it.
19:43I'll go check the front door.
19:5099, whoever that chaos agent is,
19:52he's going to try and stop us,
19:53so be ready for anything.
19:54Right.
19:54Let me get my coat and I'll be right with you, Jaime.
20:02Great work, Jaime.
20:03But how did you get him to leave?
20:05I appealed to his scientific curiosity.
20:07I told him I was a robot.
20:09How in the world did you ever get him to believe that story?
20:13I showed him my works.
20:20Jaime!
20:21That's incredible!
20:22You're really prepared for everything.
20:25That's fantastic, Jaime.
20:26You should get a medal for this.
20:28You knocked me out.
20:36Max.
20:37Max, are you all right?
20:3899.
20:40What happened?
20:41We're in some chaos hideout.
20:43Jaime knocked you out and brought us here.
20:44Jaime?
20:45But Jaime is one of our men.
20:47No, Max.
20:47I'm afraid Jaime's one of them.
20:49Well, why didn't you stop him?
20:50I tried to, Max,
20:51but he picked us up and carried us like we were dolls.
20:54That's impossible.
20:55I think you'll find nothing is impossible to Jaime, Mr. Smart.
20:58He's...
20:58He's superhuman.
21:00Max, Jaime's a robot.
21:02Well, of course he's a robot.
21:03That's what he told the...
21:05A real robot?
21:07That's right.
21:09And he's a chaos robot.
21:12Gnats!
21:14So you're behind all this.
21:16I've been waiting for this a long time, Smart.
21:19I never got a chance to show you how grateful I am
21:22for those ten long years I spent in prison.
21:26You call this gratitude?
21:28I spent most of that time dreaming of the day
21:31when you and I would meet again.
21:33And I would eliminate you once and for all.
21:36Well, I've always admired a man with ambition.
21:40This, by the way, is Dr. Ratton.
21:42Jaime's creator.
21:43Ratton, the famous inventor?
21:46How do you do?
21:46But you were once a highly respected scientist
21:49working on the side of good.
21:50What happened?
21:51It just didn't pay well enough.
21:54Now, Mr. Smart,
21:55I'm going to order Jaime to destroy you.
21:58Hurry it up, Ratton.
22:00Dr. Shatware and I have a plane to catch for Europe.
22:03Jaime, destroy Smart.
22:05I said destroy him.
22:14It's all right, Jaime.
22:15I understand.
22:17You're not responsible for what you're doing.
22:18It's not your fault.
22:20I know that under that metal body of yours
22:22there beats the mechanical heart
22:24of a really nice guy.
22:28Jaime, you're crying.
22:31Take it easy, Jaime.
22:32Jaime, you'll rust your eyeball.
22:34I gave you an order, you monster.
22:37I order you to destroy him.
22:46I didn't think it would work.
22:56Thank you, Jaime.
22:56I'll get Dr. Shotwire.
22:57Jaime, shake.
23:04No, Jaime.
23:05Shake hands.
23:08I knew you'd come through, Jaime.
23:10You're the first one who ever treated me
23:12like I was a real person.
23:14I just couldn't destroy you.
23:16Of course you couldn't.
23:18And I knew you couldn't.
23:19After all, Jaime, I'm no dummy.
23:24What I mean, Jaime,
23:25is that I'm a good judge of monsters.
23:27I'm a good judge of monsters.
23:33Incredible.
23:34So real, so lifelike.
23:38You're welcome.
23:39He saved our lives, Chief.
23:41And without him, Dr. Shotwire
23:42would have been taken by chaos.
23:44We owe you a great debt.
23:46Is there anything we can do for you in return?
23:48Would you like to join control?
23:51No, thank you.
23:52No?
23:53I just don't like violence.
23:54What would you like to do?
23:57I'd like to work for IBM.
23:59Oh, because of your scientific curiosity.
24:01No, it's a nice way to meet some intelligent machines.
24:05Good thinking.
24:07What's your name?
24:09Jaime.
24:11Jaime?
24:11His father's name was Jaime.
24:13Jaime.
24:30You're welcome.
24:31And we will beамен.
24:32I don't know.
24:33We'll we will do that
24:34well.
24:35Thanks for hosting base for everybody.
24:36We'll be with you.
24:37Why are you leaving me?
24:37We'll be with you.
24:38Hey, OK.
24:39Hey, I'll be ready for you.
24:39I'll be there for both być notice.
24:39It's not just Ivy.
24:40Why are you leaving me than me?
24:41I'll be Α sided with me.
24:42My feel towards me.
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