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CONTROL has been looking for the location of the new KAOS headquarters for the last 4 months. A new lead has Max doing the surveillance of the bus station on the lookout for KAOS agent Simon the Likable (Jack Gilford), a dangerous operative who has gotten his nickname because he is so seemingly sweet and charming that he captivates everyone and anyone around him into being hopelessly obliging. Simon is to receive directions on how to get to the new headquarters, which is covertly slipped into his trench coat while it rests on a coat hook in a coffee shop. Max receives a call from 99, saying it's time to go to the hospital to give birth. Max rushes out of the coffee shop, taking Simon's coat by mistake. Max had instructions on how to get to the hospital in his coat. Using the wrong map, Max and 99 end up at KAOS's new HQ, a sinister sanctuary, instead of the maternity ward.
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00:00The End
00:30I knew I forgot something.
01:00Here's a map of the shortest route to the hospital, 99.
01:17Direct me as we go.
01:18Okay, Max.
01:21We left the apartment at 8.20.
01:23Now, according to my calculations, we should be at the hospital at precisely 8.31.
01:288.31? How can we make it so fast?
01:3199, I've been working on that map for five months.
01:34I know more shortcuts in this town than even the police know.
01:38Max, you're fantastic.
01:41We're coming to Spring Street. Which way do I go?
01:43Spring Street, turn left.
01:45Right.
01:48Little mistake there, 99, but I'll make up for it by speeding up.
01:52Don't go too fast, Max.
01:53All right. Where do you think you're going?
02:11To a fire?
02:12No, to a hospital. My wife is pregnant.
02:14All right. Follow me.
02:15No, you follow me. I know a shortcut.
02:22Hold on, 99. Here's where we come to our first shortcut.
02:25Okay, Max.
02:26Well, I cut off a minute there.
02:35And the antenna on the officer's motorcycle.
02:37What time is it now?
02:38It's 8.26.
02:40Okay, here's where I save another two miles.
02:42Oh, hey, Max. Look at the traffic at the line up ahead.
02:45If you look at that map closely, 99,
02:47you'll see that I found a shortcut that'll get us around that traffic.
02:50Oh, I see. We go around the Bijou Theater.
02:53No, we go through the Bijou Theater.
02:55Oh, come on.
03:05Gee, 99, I wish we weren't in such a hurry.
03:08Why, Max?
03:09That was a Humphrey Bogart movie.
03:25Right on the nose. 8.31.
03:35Is this the hospital you wanted to get to?
03:37Yes. Why?
03:37Well, this hospital is only two blocks away from where I picked you up.
03:42You wait there. I'll get you a wheelchair.
03:44That won't be necessary, officer. She's not going to have the baby today.
03:47Uh, wait a minute.
03:48Uh, what do you mean she's not going to have the baby today?
03:52Well, she is going to have the baby, but this was just a trial run.
03:55You see, we wanted to see how long it would take to get from our apartment to the hospital.
03:59And we made it in less than nine minutes. Isn't that wonderful, 99?
04:01Oh, that's just wonderful, love. There's only one thing wrong.
04:03What's that?
04:04This isn't the hospital where I'm going to have the baby.
04:06This is the hospital where I'm going to have the baby.
04:36This is the hospital where I'm going to have the baby.
05:06It's four months since Chaos changed their secret headquarters,
05:28and we still haven't been able to find it.
05:29I just don't understand it.
05:31Now, look at this, Chief. Here's something I never noticed before.
05:33What's that?
05:34Lindley Lane is a through street.
05:36I thought it was a dead end.
05:38What difference does that make?
05:39What difference does that make?
05:41It's four blocks shorter to the hospital.
05:43Max, we're trying to find Chaos' secret headquarters,
05:46not a shortcut to the hospital.
05:48Yes, well, I want to make sure that 99 gets to the hospital on time.
05:51After all, I don't want my son born in the back of a taxi cab.
05:54Max, believe me, we'll get 99 to the hospital in plenty of time.
05:58Well, I certainly hope so, because hospital rates are very high,
06:02but not nearly as high as cabs.
06:05Max, do us both a favor.
06:06Call 99 and see if she's feeling all right.
06:09Then you can put your mind at ease, and we can both get back to work.
06:11My mind is perfectly at ease.
06:13I don't have to call 99.
06:14Then we can get back to work?
06:15Absolutely.
06:16Anytime you're ready, doctor.
06:26Hello?
06:27Hi, sweetheart.
06:28How are you feeling?
06:29Oh, I'm just fine, Max.
06:30The pains haven't begun yet.
06:31What are you doing?
06:32Well, I was just trying to decide between Edna and Estrolita.
06:35Do you have any preference?
06:37Estrolita Smart?
06:38That's kind of a strange name for a boy, isn't it?
06:41Max, it's not the name for the baby.
06:43I'm trying to decide what nurse to hire.
06:44Well, if you want my advice, 99,
06:47you'll hire the woman who does the most work for the least amount of money.
06:50Oh.
06:51Well, I'll call my mother and have her grab the next plane.
06:54When are you coming home, Max?
06:56I don't know, sweetheart.
06:57I have to go down and stake out the bus station.
06:59Well, don't worry about me, love.
07:00I'll be fine.
07:01I'll call you from there and leave you a number
07:03where you can reach me in case the pains start.
07:06Right.
07:06Thank you, darling.
07:07Bye.
07:08Goodbye, sweetheart.
07:09Okay, chief.
07:10Let's get at it.
07:11We've covered the entire waterfront
07:13and all of the area south of the Pentagon.
07:15Excuse me, chief.
07:16What are you doing?
07:17I forgot to tell 99 the good news.
07:19What good news?
07:20That little Elaine is a through street.
07:21Max, hang on that phone.
07:24We've combed the entire area week after week
07:27for the past four months.
07:28The only thing we can do now
07:29is spot a chaos courier
07:30and follow him in the hopes that he'll lead us
07:32to chaos at secret headquarters.
07:33Morning, chief.
07:35Morning, Max.
07:36Good morning.
07:37Larrabee, it's 8 o'clock.
07:38What are you doing here?
07:39I always come to work 8 o'clock in the morning, chief.
07:41It's 8 o'clock in the evening,
07:43not 8 o'clock in the morning.
07:44It is?
07:45Yes.
07:46Oh, well, that explains it.
07:47Explains what?
07:48Why my wife served me pot roast for breakfast.
07:51Goodbye, Larrabee.
07:52You mean I can go?
07:53Yes.
07:54Gee, that's nice of you, chief,
07:55giving me the rest of the day off.
07:56He's a good man, chief.
08:02I mean, he would have stayed if you asked him to.
08:04He'd jump off the bridge if I asked him to.
08:07We'd better get out of here ourselves.
08:09Come on, I'll drop you over at the bus terminal.
08:13Greystone bus now loading for Los Angeles, California.
08:23Hello, 99.
08:24Max, how are you feeling?
08:26Oh, I'm fine, Max.
08:27How come you're out of breath?
08:29Well, I had to run all the way downstairs to answer the phone.
08:31Oh, were you upstairs?
08:33Well, I'd like to be.
08:34It's just that every time I start upstairs,
08:36you call, and then I have to run all the way downstairs
08:38to get the phone.
08:39Well, I just wanted to see how you were feeling.
08:42Well, I'm fine.
08:43But I'd be a lot better if you wouldn't call
08:44every five minutes, Max.
08:46Okay, honey.
08:47Now, remember, if the pains start coming,
08:49call me at this number I gave you.
08:51I will, darling.
08:52Goodbye.
08:53Okay, bye.
08:54I got here as fast as I could, Chief.
09:08What's up?
09:08One of our units spotted a chaos courier.
09:11He's staying at the Hotel Senator downtown, right here.
09:13This is the first break we've had in four months, Chief.
09:15Get that, will you, Larrabee?
09:17That'll be Unit 4 reporting in.
09:24Go ahead, Unit 4.
09:25Yeah, have a fun to stop.
09:27I'm not getting good reception, Chief.
09:29Why don't you try turning it around
09:31and talking into the speaker
09:32and listening on the receiver?
09:34Really?
09:34Come in, Unit 4.
09:40I'm getting him now, Chief.
09:42You know, you're too much, Chief.
09:43What do you mean, I'm too much?
09:45It's one thing to be able to run
09:46an organization like Control,
09:47but to also be an expert in electronics.
09:51The suspect just checked out of the hotel
09:53and is now in a cab going north on 7th Street.
09:55He's dressed in a white sailor suit.
09:57Good.
09:57Unit 12 will now take over.
09:58Unit 4, discontinue pursuit.
10:02Unit 12, commence pursuit.
10:08Let's keep our fingers crossed
10:09we don't lose him, Larrabee.
10:11Come in, Unit 12.
10:13Chief, the cab is headed for the bus terminal.
10:15So far, so good.
10:16Now, if we just don't get a bad break.
10:19Smart's covering the bus terminal.
10:20That's it.
10:20That's what?
10:21A bad break.
10:23Call Smart at the bus terminal.
10:24Hello, 99.
10:34I'll be there in five minutes.
10:35Max, this is not 99.
10:36This is the Chief.
10:37Chief, would you mind getting off the phone?
10:39I'm expecting a call from 99.
10:41Max, will you pay attention to your duty?
10:43Chief, I'm going to have a baby.
10:44Max, you may not have a country to raise him in.
10:47Now, a chaos courier is arriving at the bus terminal
10:49any second now in a taxi.
10:51He'll be dressed in a white sailor suit.
10:53Wait a minute, Chief.
10:54That's him.
10:55He's coming into the terminal.
11:00He's going into the coffee shop, Chief.
11:02Max, you go into the coffee shop and keep your eye on him.
11:04Now, we've waited four months for this moment.
11:07Under no circumstances are you to let him out of your sight.
11:09That'll be the day when I'll lose a guy in a white sailor suit.
11:12Shows you how stupid chaos can be sometimes.
11:15You know, Chief, I remember a case once.
11:17Max, get in the coffee shop.
11:19Right, Chief?
11:21Bus for Washington Navy Yard.
11:23Now loading.
11:24Bus for Washington Navy Yard.
11:27Now loading.
11:28Which one of you guys is going to chaos secret headquarters?
11:40Samuel, Scott, Sherman.
11:48Sherman!
11:49How about Sherman, Max?
11:52Sherman.
11:53Sherman.
11:53Sherman.
11:54Sherman.
11:54Sherman.
11:54Sherman.
11:55Sherman.
11:55Sherman.
11:55No, that's no good at all, 99.
11:59Sherman is a one-way street.
12:00Max, I'm not talking about streets.
12:02I'm talking about a name for the baby.
12:04You mean to tell me that all those names you've been giving me for the last hour are names of
12:09babies?
12:09But of course.
12:10Well, I thought they were names of streets.
12:12I made a map out of them.
12:14Silly.
12:14Well, it may be silly, but it works.
12:16According to this map, I can get you to the hospital in less than 10 minutes flat.
12:21I'll get it, 99.
12:22Be sure to get the password, Max.
12:24I will.
12:27Yes?
12:27Knock, knock.
12:28Who's there?
12:29Me.
12:30Me who?
12:30Me, the chief.
12:32Oh, hi, chief.
12:33Hello, Max.
12:34Max, I've got something terribly important that I want to talk to you about.
12:38Oh.
12:39How are you feeling, 99?
12:40Just terrific, chief.
12:41Max, we've just gotten word that Chaos is going to attempt to steal the Huffaker plans.
12:46The Huffaker plans?
12:47But that's impossible, chief.
12:49You told me yourself that the Huffaker plans are in the chief of staff's private safe in the
12:53Pentagon.
12:54That's true.
12:54But, chief, in order for Chaos to get in, they'd have to go past 20 or 30 armed guards.
12:59No one could accomplish that.
13:01There's one man who could.
13:02Who's that?
13:05Simon the Likeable.
13:07Simon the Likeable.
13:09Who's he?
13:10He's Chaos's most irresistible agent.
13:13A man so unassuming, so modest, so sweet and warm, that you take one look at him, and
13:18you like him.
13:19I remember what happened in London last month when he went to trial.
13:24The court will come to order.
13:27You, Simon the Likeable, are hereby charged with grand larceny, forgery, espionage, extortion,
13:36counterfeiting, smuggling, and assault with a deadly weapon.
13:42How do you plead, sir?
13:44Oh, I'm guilty, sir.
13:45No question about it.
13:46Well, then, it is my duty to inform you that this court finds you not guilty.
13:56It's funny.
14:12I'm beginning to like him already.
14:14Like him?
14:15I love him.
14:17And that's just from hearing his name.
14:18You've never even met him yet.
14:19You're responding that way just from hearing that wonderful, delightful, adorable man's
14:25name.
14:26I'm doing it myself.
14:27Do you think Chaos will send for you-know-who?
14:31They already have.
14:31He arrives in Washington today.
14:33Now, Max, I want you to go back to the coffee shop at the bus terminal.
14:36That seems to be Chaos's contact point.
14:38What does he look like, Chief?
14:39Well, we don't have any pictures of him available.
14:41Well, how will I know him?
14:42You'll recognize him because the minute he walks into that coffee shop, no matter how
14:46crowded it is, they'll seat him immediately.
14:49They'll wait on him first.
14:50And when he goes to pay his check, the cashier will refuse to take his money.
14:53You want me to arrest him then?
14:55No, Max, I don't want you to arrest him then.
14:56Well, I'm certainly not going to pay his check.
14:59Max, I don't want you to do anything.
15:00I want you to observe him until the Chaos agent contacts him.
15:03Then they'll leave and you follow them.
15:05He'll undoubtedly be escorting Simon to Chaos's headquarters.
15:12Yes?
15:27Excellent.
15:28Yes, I will arrange it so that Simon the Likable gets here to our new secret headquarters without
15:32being followed.
15:36What's the rendezvous point?
15:37The coffee shop at the bus terminal.
15:39Shall I tell Finster to make the contact and escort him here?
15:42No, we can't take the chance of using any of our agents to meet him.
15:46Control knows what all our men look like.
15:47Then how will we get Simon the Likable here?
15:50He doesn't know our new location.
15:52It has already been arranged.
15:56Simon has been told to hang his coat on the fourth coat hook in the coffee shop.
16:06Bus from El Paso, now arriving at gate four.
16:10Please.
16:10Oh, hold your horses, will you?
16:26Hello.
16:27Would you like a menu?
16:29That won't be necessary.
16:31All I would like is a cup of coffee.
16:32I get off at three o'clock.
16:36Oh, I'm sorry.
16:37I'm busy this afternoon.
16:38Maybe some other time.
16:40There won't be another time.
16:41I'm going to kill myself.
16:43Don't do that.
16:45Okay.
16:46Whatever you say.
16:49Passengers are now requested to board bus 12 for Chattanooga.
16:54Passengers are requested to board bus 12 for Chattanooga, Tennessee.
16:59Please be on top.
17:10What'll it be, fella?
17:12Uh, just a cup of coffee, please.
17:13Thank you very much.
17:22Would you mind passing the sugar, please?
17:24Certainly.
17:27I'm terribly sorry.
17:29Oh, that's quite all right.
17:31I was a little chilly anyway.
17:32Bus for which car, now riding, gate two.
17:44Bus for which car, now riding.
17:58Maxwell Smart.
17:59Telephone call for Maxwell Smart.
18:02And that's for me, miss.
18:03Oh, you can take it right there, sir.
18:07Hello, this is Maxwell Smart.
18:09You have a call for me?
18:11Hello?
18:11Max, the pains have started.
18:13I had the first one 15 minutes ago, and I just got the second one.
18:17Oh, that's great, sweetheart.
18:18Now, don't worry.
18:19Just relax, and don't panic.
18:21I'll be there in less than 10 minutes.
18:23Huh, miss?
18:26Here you are.
18:27That'll cover that.
18:28My baby is going to give birth any minute.
18:29Last call for the Newark bus, leaving from gate four.
18:35Waitress, my check, please.
18:38Oh, he already took care of it.
18:43Oh, no, no.
18:44That's been taken care of, too.
18:46He also left you the tip?
18:49I left me the tip.
18:50Oh, the pains are coming every 12 minutes now, 99.
19:09Don't worry.
19:10I'll have you at the hospital in five minutes.
19:11Don't rush, Max.
19:14Here.
19:14Here's the map.
19:15Direct me.
19:17Okay.
19:17No, we're coming to Spring Street again.
19:20Now, tell me which way I go, right or left.
19:22I don't want to make the same goof I made last time.
19:24You go straight.
19:25Straight?
19:25That's what the map says.
19:26That's what the map says.
19:27Then straight it is.
19:29What's keeping Simon?
19:31I slipped the map right inside his coat pocket.
19:33He should have been here by now.
19:34Max, what a lovely hospital.
19:54It always takes Simon the likable a little bit longer to go someplace than the average person.
20:08Yeah?
20:09And why is that?
20:10Because people stop him to shake his hand, embrace him, kiss him.
20:17What's wrong?
20:18Outside the hall.
20:20Max was smart and his wife.
20:21Control.
20:22Must be on to us.
20:23Wait.
20:24How could Control know about our new secret headquarters so quickly?
20:27Did he say why they're here?
20:29Yes.
20:30He wants to take his wife in.
20:31She's about to give birth.
20:33That could be a Control trick.
20:35On the other hand, we must make sure.
20:39Shall I go out and take care of him?
20:41First, let's find out how much they know.
20:43Hayakawa, show them in.
20:45So, the only person you are expecting to join you here will be your mother?
20:50Yes, her mother.
20:51And a gentleman named Harold Clark.
20:53Yes, Harold Clark.
20:54Who's Harold Clark?
20:57Your boss, dear.
20:58Oh, of course, the chief.
21:00Your boss is a chief?
21:01Uh, yes, Chief Clark.
21:03He's part Indian and part Clark.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:08We called them just before we left the house and they said they'd meet us here at the maternity hospital.
21:14Maternity hospital?
21:15Yes, of course, the maternity hospital.
21:17Where else would we tell them to come?
21:19And why are we sitting around here talking about unimportant things when my wife is about to have a baby any minute?
21:24You see there?
21:26We're getting her room ready now, Mr. Smart.
21:29This is ridiculous.
21:29This is absolutely ridiculous.
21:31Do you know that it took me less than nine minutes to come here to this hospital and now it's taking me over 15 minutes to register?
21:36If I had known it was going to take that long, I never would have bothered to make a map.
21:40Map?
21:41What map?
21:43A map I made to get us here in the shortest possible time.
21:49I'll see if your room is ready.
21:51Excuse me.
21:52Nurse?
21:53Come with me, please.
22:02What do you think?
22:04Obviously, Smart came here by mistake.
22:06He must have gotten his map mixed up with Simon's at the coffee shop.
22:09Then Simon must be at the maternity hospital.
22:12Right.
22:13I'll have to contact him there.
22:15What about them?
22:17They must be disposed of.
22:19There's something strange about this place, Max.
22:24Dr. Kruger and that nurse.
22:26And where's Dr. Baker?
22:28I called his office just before I phoned you at the bus terminal and he said he'd be here when we got here.
22:32Don't worry, 99.
22:34He'll be here in plenty of time.
22:35Where's my mother and the chief?
22:37They should be here by now.
22:38Mrs. Smart, if you come with me, your room is ready.
22:44Good luck, darling.
22:45I'll be waiting.
22:47Well, doctor, I'll just wait out in the waiting room.
22:57I know you have a lot of work to do.
22:59No.
23:02But you'll be much more comfortable in here.
23:04Oh, well, thank you very much.
23:06I'll just help myself to a book and relax for a little while.
23:09Should I get undressed now?
23:21In a moment.
23:22But first, I want to give you something to relax you.
23:39Oh, well, thank you.
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