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The Chief orders Max to romance and betroth Ann Cameron, a beautiful widow suspected of murdering her 12 CONTROL agent husbands for their life insurance money, which she then donates to KAOS. Unfortunately, the wedding coincides with The Smarts' first wedding anniversary, much to 99's dismay.
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00:00Good shot, Max.
00:23Ann Cameron just got in.
00:24Where?
00:25She's sitting there in the front row. Don't look now.
00:27I told you not to look now.
00:31Nice shot, Lou.
00:32It's our serve.
00:36Which one is she, Chief?
00:37Is he the man in the front row with the beard?
00:39That's Ann Cameron?
00:42Ann Cameron is sitting next to him. She's the woman in the hat.
00:51Wow. She's beautiful, Chief.
00:54Yes, beautiful and deadly.
00:57She's already murdered 12 control agents.
00:59Twelve?
01:00She marries them, insures them heavily, then murders them and collects the money.
01:04She must be very wealthy.
01:06No, Chaos is very wealthy.
01:07She turns all the insurance money over to Chaos to finance their operations.
01:11Which one is Maxwell's mom?
01:13The one who is serving.
01:17I'd better move very fast to kill this one.
01:19Why do you say that?
01:20Because he's liable to kill himself first.
01:33Well, that's the set, Max. Nice game, fellas.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Chief, there's something I don't understand. How do I fit into all of this?
01:39Yes. Max, for the past week, we've been sending her flowers every morning and signing your name.
01:44My name?
01:45Yes. This morning's flowers contained an invitation for Ann Cameron to join you here for cocktails at five.
01:49Oh, I can't do that, Chief.
01:51I have to get home early. Tonight is our anniversary and I promised 99 I'd take her to dinner.
01:55Max, you're dining with Ann Cameron tonight.
01:57I don't think 99 would like another woman along, Chief.
02:00You're having dinner with Ann Cameron alone.
02:0299 would never go for that.
02:04Max, you're just going to have to explain to 99 that you're involved in a very, very serious assignment.
02:08Now, I want you to romance Ann Cameron. I want you to charm her.
02:11I want you to have dinner with her every single night this week.
02:14Are you crazy? I'm a married man. My wife is about to give birth any minute now. I can't do that.
02:19Max, that's an order.
02:22Why do I get all the lousy assignments?
02:25Why do I get all the lousy assignments?
02:55Why do I get all the lordsy assignments?
02:56Why do you them all are pretty serious?
02:58I don't want you to have to mention all the lousy assignments that you much knows.
02:59Why do I get all the lousy assignments?
03:00Why do I get all the lousy assignments?
03:02Why do I get all the lousy assignments?
03:10In the lousy assignments I know perseverance was stereotypical.
03:41Oh, hi, 99.
03:45Gee, I'm awfully sorry that I have to leave you alone for dinner tonight.
03:48Oh, Max, it's an assignment. I understand that.
03:51Yes, but what a terrible time for an assignment like this to come along.
03:55I mean, after all, tonight is our first anniversary.
03:57Well, when you're a control agent, your duty just has to come first.
04:0199, you're one in a million.
04:03Don't you touch me!
04:05What's the matter?
04:06You know perfectly well what's the matter.
04:07You don't love me anymore because I'm fat and unattractive.
04:11That is ridiculous, 99.
04:13Just because you're fat and unattractive doesn't mean that I stop loving you.
04:18Why don't you just go ahead and say it, Max?
04:20Huh?
04:21Fat, fat, the water rat.
04:23Fat, fat, the water rat?
04:25You take that back!
04:28What's the matter with you, 99?
04:30Oh, I don't know.
04:31I just am so jealous, Max.
04:34And I think the chief had some nerve putting you on this case.
04:37I mean, you're a husband and you're about to become a father.
04:41Well, that's exactly the reason why he did put me on this case.
04:44I mean, what man who is married and whose wife is pregnant
04:48is going to look at another woman or touch another woman or think about another woman?
04:51Really?
04:52Of course.
04:53At least until after the baby is born.
04:55Oh, Max, I'm sorry.
04:57I was so jealous.
05:01Well, that's all right, 99.
05:02Don't worry about a thing.
05:03We're going to have our anniversary dinner tomorrow.
05:05Oh, really?
05:07Yes, sir.
05:07First thing in the morning.
05:08In the morning?
05:10What's wrong with tomorrow night?
05:11Eh, tomorrow evening.
05:12Yes.
05:13Eh, well, I can't make it tomorrow evening, 99.
05:15I'm having dinner with Ann Cameron.
05:17I wonder if it was something I said.
05:47I wonder if it was something I said.
06:17Maxwell, we're home.
06:26Oh, yes, well, I certainly want to thank you for a wonderful evening, Miss Cameron.
06:34Call me Ann.
06:35Ann, yes.
06:36I'm sorry that our evening had to end so early.
06:40Is your headache any better?
06:41My headache?
06:42Oh, yes, well, it's much better.
06:45It's going away, but it's much, much better.
06:48Well, good night.
06:49Oh, wait a moment.
06:51Aren't you going to invite me up?
06:52Up where?
06:53Up to your apartment.
06:55Oh, that up.
06:57Yes, well, you can't go up that up.
06:59What I mean is that we're not allowed to have visitors after 2.55 in the morning.
07:06Well, good night.
07:07Uh, what about a good night kiss?
07:10Eh?
07:10A kiss.
07:12Good night.
07:13On our first date?
07:16An evening with you is like an eternity.
07:19Oh, well, in that case, all right.
07:21But just one.
07:21Not like that.
07:24Like this.
07:38Anne, would you do me a favor?
07:41Anything.
07:42Anything.
07:43Reach into my jacket pocket.
07:44There's a gun there.
07:45Take it out.
07:46What do you want me to do with it?
07:48Kill me.
07:56Max, what are you doing here?
07:58You're supposed to be sailing with Anne Cameron.
08:00Eh, yes.
08:00Well, that's what I came to talk to you about, Chief.
08:03Last night, I gave this a great deal of thought, and I came to an irreversible decision.
08:08Didn't we, 99?
08:08Yes, you did.
08:09What's he talking about, 99?
08:11Chief, you have to take me off the camera in case.
08:14Doesn't he, 99?
08:16Max, you know I can't do that.
08:17But you've got to, Chief.
08:19Doesn't he?
08:2199, I'm going to ask you to make a great sacrifice.
08:24I'm going to ask you to stand by while your husband pretends to be in love with another woman.
08:28Now, this isn't going to be easy for you, 99.
08:3099, you're going to be all alone while your husband carries out this assignment.
08:35He may be gone days, he may be gone nights, he may even be gone weekends.
08:39But he has to do it.
08:40Not for me, for his country.
08:42His country is calling him.
08:44But, Chief, you're asking Max to spend a weekend with a strange woman.
08:48Now, wait a minute, 99.
08:49My country is calling me.
08:51Isn't it, Chief?
08:53Let me put it this way, 99.
08:56You're about to have a child.
08:57Don't you want that child to grow up in a country that's free from strife?
09:01Where every man is equal?
09:03Where there's brotherly love in the very air you breathe?
09:07Of course she does, Chief.
09:10What country is that?
09:12I guess I just never thought of it that way, Chief.
09:16Max, I think you better stay on the case.
09:18Well, all right, 99, but I just want to put your mind at ease.
09:21Just because Ann Cameron may be young and beautiful and sexy and wealthy and witty and fun to be with
09:28doesn't mean that I'm going to be enjoying it.
09:30No.
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10:32Mr. Smart, there's a telephone call for you.
10:33You can take it over there.
10:35Thank you. Excuse me, darling.
10:45How is it going?
10:47Excellent, Schroeder. He's succumbing to my charms.
10:59Hello. How's it going, Max?
11:01Excellent, Chief. She's succumbing to my charms.
11:03When do you think she'll make her move?
11:07Tonight.
11:08When will you make your first move?
11:09This afternoon.
11:13Excuse me.
11:31To us.
11:33Hi, sweetheart.
11:49Gee, Max, you're home early.
11:51It's only 1.30.
11:52Yes. Well, I've got great news for you, 99.
11:55The case is almost over.
11:57Max, that's fantastic.
11:59Well, I've got to get a good night's sleep. I've got a big day tomorrow.
12:03Well, what happens tomorrow?
12:04I'm getting married.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:18Well, I think I have everything I'll need for the honeymoon, my darling.
12:21Did you put your pajamas in, Max?
12:23Huh?
12:23Your pajamas.
12:24Oh, I won't need any pajamas.
12:25Well, what are you going to go to sleep in?
12:27Well, I don't plan to sleep, 99.
12:28Max!
12:3099.
12:30How many times do I have to tell you that Ann Cameron always kills her husbands right after the ceremony?
12:35I'm sorry we gave it to the office.
12:43Max, it's me.
12:44Oh, Chief, you've got your collar on backwards.
12:47It's supposed to be that way, Max. I'm marrying you today.
12:49Oh, has there been a change in plans? I thought I was marrying Ann Cameron.
12:52You are marrying Ann Cameron. I'm performing the ceremony. If we used a real minister, the ceremony would be legal.
12:59Chief, is there a chance that anything could go wrong?
13:01I hope not, 99, but we'll be watching Max and Ann every minute. The moment she tries to kill him, we'll have her for attempted murder.
13:07But what if she kills him before you get there to stop her?
13:10Then we'll have her for murder.
13:11That's even better, 99. It's tough to beat a murderer.
13:15Max, if you're ready, I think we'd better go now. We don't want to be late for the ceremony.
13:18Oh, right, Chief. 99, are you ready to go?
13:21Uh, just a minute. I'll be right with you.
13:26Max, did you invite 99 to the wedding?
13:29Well, of course. You don't think I'm going to get married without my wife being there.
13:48We are gathered here this afternoon to join together this man and this woman in matrimony.
14:04Into this estate, these two persons come now to be joined.
14:07Do you, Ann, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
14:11To love, honor, and cherish as long as you both shall live?
14:15I do.
14:16And do you, Maxwell, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
14:25To love, honor, and cherish as long as you both shall live?
14:30I do.
14:35Who is she?
14:36Uh, well, just an old girlfriend.
14:42The ring, please.
14:43Huh? The ring.
14:44Huh? The ring. Yes, yes, of course. The ring, uh, uh, the ring. Yes, well, a very good friend of mine is holding it. I'll be right back.
14:5699, let me have your wedding ring.
14:57No, that's my wedding ring.
15:00You don't understand, 99. If you don't give me that ring, we can't get married.
15:03I'm not going to let that woman wear my wedding ring, Max. It's bad enough that she's getting my husband. She's not going to have my ring, too.
15:09You don't understand, 99. If you don't give me the ring, the wedding will have to be postponed, and I'll have to keep dating her night after night.
15:15Oh, here.
15:16Place the ring on the bride's finger.
15:23If anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
15:31By virtue of the authority vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
15:49You may kiss the bride.
16:01Congratulations, darling.
16:10Is everything ready?
16:12Yes.
16:13I've loosened the supports of the terrace outside your hotel room.
16:16As soon as he steps outside onto the terrace, it will collapse, and he will fall 12 floors to the street below.
16:24Thank you. Thank you, Uncle Schroden.
16:26Good luck to you, my son.
16:27We don't know how she plans to do it, Max, but we'll have you under constant surveillance.
16:32All of them.
16:33When you think she's going to make her move, Max, step out into the terrace and signal me.
16:36I'll be waiting down the street below.
16:39Excuse me, Jeff.
16:40Maxwell, it's getting late. I think we should be checking into the hotel.
16:44Yes. Well, if you'll excuse us, we have to go now.
16:47Oh, I almost forgot.
16:55Goodbye, everyone.
16:57Now, wait right there, darling. I want to carry you over the threshold.
17:10Well, now, do you like it?
17:32Who is it?
17:33Anne.
17:34Oh, I'm terribly sorry, darling. I forgot about you.
17:42Oh, how gallant.
17:52Well, I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something a little bit more comfortable.
17:56But, in the meantime, why don't you make us some drinks and sign these papers.
18:01Papers? What kind of papers?
18:02Oh, don't bother to look at them now. It's an insurance policy.
18:05Leaving everything to you in case something should happen to me.
18:08Oh, well, that's very generous of you, Anne.
18:21There.
18:22All right. Now, why don't you take the drinks out onto the terrace and I'll meet you there.
18:25Who is it?
18:44Room service.
18:47I didn't know what I mean, room service.
18:50Compliments of the house, sir.
18:52Chief.
18:53Boy, am I glad to see you.
18:55Fine, what happened?
18:56Chief, I think we've got the wrong girl.
18:59What do you mean?
19:00Well, you should have seen what that sweet kid just did.
19:02She made me sign an insurance policy
19:04turning everything she owns in the world over to me
19:07in case anything happens to her.
19:09Did you read the policy, Max?
19:11Huh?
19:11Did you read the policy?
19:13Well, no, she told me not to bother.
19:15We have the right girl.
19:16Now that you've signed the policy, she'll try to kill you.
19:20She will?
19:21Yes.
19:22How will she do it, Chief?
19:24I don't know, Max, but she made the last 12 look like accidents.
19:30Who is it?
19:31The chambermaid.
19:33It's the chambermaid, Chief.
19:34If she sees me, she'll know I'm not a hotel employee.
19:37The terrace.
19:38Hide out in the terrace, Chief.
19:44Right.
19:45I don't know.
19:45You're right.
19:46I don't know.
19:46I don't know.
19:46I don't know.
19:48What are you doing here?
19:51Max, I want to make sure you're all right.
19:53I'm fine, 99.
19:54Now, you better get out of here before my wife sees you.
19:56Max, I'm your wife.
19:58Yes, I know that, 99.
19:59I mean my other wife.
20:03Who is it?
20:04Hotel manager.
20:05Manager?
20:06Max, he'll know I'm not a chambermaid.
20:08The terrace.
20:09Hide out in the terrace.
20:10Right.
20:21Max, it's not really the hotel manager.
20:23It's me, Larrabee.
20:24I know it, you, Larrabee.
20:26Didn't the carnation fool you?
20:27No, the carnation didn't fool me.
20:29What are you doing here?
20:30I was standing downstairs and I got your message and came right up.
20:33What message?
20:34Didn't you drop a message in the flower pot?
20:36No, I didn't drop a message in the flower pot.
20:39No wonder I didn't find anything in the dirt.
20:42Maxwell?
20:44Get out in the terrace.
20:45But I thought we were going to have our drinks out on the terrace.
20:55Uh, the terrace.
20:56Yes.
20:56Well, it's a little chilly out on the terrace.
20:58I thought it would be much better if we had them in here.
21:01Oh, but I wanted to have them out on the terrace.
21:03Yes, but it's so warm and comfortable in here.
21:06Get out on the terrace.
21:10Boy, you sure are a nut for fresh air.
21:13Oh, I'm not going out there.
21:15You are.
21:16That's how I intend to kill you, my dear husband.
21:19That's how I killed all my others.
21:21All right, drop the gun.
21:24That's just what we've been waiting ten years to hear.
21:28Larrabee, have you got your tape recorder?
21:29Right here, Chief.
21:30Good boy.
21:31When do you want me to turn it on?
21:35Nobody move.
21:37I've been up on the roof watching.
21:39Three people out on that terrace, and still it didn't collapse.
21:43I don't understand.
21:51I undid all the bolts.
21:53It should have...
21:55Oh, I see what I did wrong.
21:59I unscrewed it, but I forgot to remove it.
22:03Which one is that?
22:04This one.
22:13You're through, Miss Cameron.
22:15I'll take my ring back, please.
22:17And my husband.
22:19Miss Cameron, you're under arrest for the murder of 12 control agents.
22:23You can't arrest me.
22:24You don't have any evidence.
22:25He didn't have his tape recorder on.
22:27Well, maybe his wasn't.
22:31But mine was.
22:36All right, Larrabee, take her away.
22:40I'm sorry, Maxwell.
22:42Of all my 12 husbands, you were the only one I ever really liked.
22:45I was almost tempted to go on the honeymoon.
22:47She's so beautiful.
23:08What a shame.
23:10What'll they do to her, Chief?
23:11She'll probably get about 100 years, Max.
23:15Well, maybe she'll be lucky and get life.
23:17And that way, with good behavior, she could be off in seven years.
23:20That isn't too long.
23:22Max.
23:23Oh, I was only kidding.
23:25I mean...
23:26I mean...
23:39I mean...
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