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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes on and you, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
00:39Oh meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:48B-O-B-O-P-P-P-P-P-P.
00:58why are you cleaning sergeant major saab's boot that is not your job you're a top hold bearer to
01:08the concert party oh i'm well aware of that very good fellow but sergeant major saab's bearer patel
01:14has gone to cinema oh what flick they're showing very powerful story all about a beautiful young
01:20prince who go riding on beautiful white house and he made a beautiful young princess and he
01:25fell in love with her but she not fall in love with him so we ride away into sunset it run for
01:32five hours with his packet with ecstasy and enchantment i'm reading all about it in the
01:38newspaper what's that i'm also reading that general montgomery has reached berlin perhaps the war will
01:44be over in a very soon time oh my gosh this is top hold news he's wonderful man this one game
01:50mary saab with him leading us we british are bound to win wars but he also says when the war is over
01:57the british will leave india and the congress party will take over oh what time is that they are
02:02troublemakers this congress party they are nothing but one big damn bunch of coolies if we british
02:09leave india it will be disaster what will happen to your natives huh how will you earn your living
02:13who will you sell your tito huh indian troops no they will not bring that muck
02:20if british leave i shall also go home there is no place for me here i'm not going to be ordered
02:29about by a damn bunch of coolies telling me what to do i think perhaps i will also go to england
02:37why not you could set up a jawala in piccadilly circus i have seen postcard of it and there is
02:45not one single tower inside you could do jolly well oh that is jolly good but what will you do in
02:53england i shall set up one stall outside buckingham palace i have seen one postcard of that and there
02:59is not one single stall there i'll say to myself where do royal family buy their goods perhaps they
03:06will buy from me then i will be by appointment my gosh we could both be jolly big success i'm telling
03:13you it is ill wind that blows up nobody's creek will you take your wife with you oh of course not
03:20i will do what other sobs do one over there one over here like the sergeant sobs bb there it is not
03:28the same one that i sometimes see him with in the bazaar the one in the bazaar is much darker ah this
03:34must be his blighty one oh what beautiful english flower oh i must go ranji duty is calling salam
03:43mine john sallam mohammad oh dum-dam-di-tum-ti um
03:59I got him char and see that is got him. I'll give you tea hot like hellfire
04:05You know, I think we've made a jolly good job on this chaps royal artillery depot
04:11Yeah, he looks awfully neat. We shouldn't be doing this at all. We're the concert party. Well, Sergeant Major shut up must be mad
04:17He is mad. He's been out here too long. He's got the doolally tap
04:29There's everybody that's been stationed out here in doolally for a long time get the doolally tap
04:37Pretty well everyone. Yeah, I don't think my mother's going to like that
04:41You know I get back home to Glasgow and she finds I'm stark braving mad. I shouldn't think she'll notice
04:50Right
04:52Alison Gloria if I live when the curtain rises. Yes, you are standing at the top of the staircase dressed as tell me tell me
04:58Ginger Rogers. Oh, oh, sorry. What sort of a staircase? Oh, it's a great tall one with lots and lots of steps
05:03Lee arriving to the clouds. Oh, how high is it gonna be depends on any beer boxes we can get
05:09From the top, okay? I pray remember in the night. I'll be wearing the blue dress
05:14Still at it. All Sergeant Major shut up. He's making them white in the stones. Oh, whitewash. Oh, he's obsessed with whitewash
05:20What was the stones? What was the steps? What was the flag posts? So why don't he doesn't make us go out and whitewash the Indians?
05:26Well, I've had enough. I'm resigning from the concert party
05:29Do you want to get posted back to the jungle? Well, at least they won't be whitewashed
05:33Listen, sunshine
05:35The only thing that keeps us here is the fact that we're in the concert party and the colonel thinks it's good for morale
05:40So it's either the sergeant major and his whitewash brush or the Japanese and the samurai swords. Take your choice
05:46I'll stick to the whitewash brush. It's got a blunt end
05:48Right, we're going to get it from the stairs. Now, loft it. We'll start from the top. Okay
05:52Remember, on the night, the blue dress, yeah
05:56I'm coming on now. I'll pose at the top of the stairs for some applause
05:59Yeah, not too long, though
06:00Night and day
06:02That's my little twirl
06:03That's my little twirl
06:04Yeah, blimey, what's happened?
06:06I've been posted. I've just drawn me jungle greens
06:09Pass up! He's drawn our jungle equipment and he's kitted out from tops to bottoms
06:13Where are you going?
06:14Tomorrow afternoon. A place called Hassan
06:17Oh, God
06:18Eight weeks jungle training
06:19Sir, goodness sake, please say something to cheer him up because he's very, very sad
06:24Yeah, yeah
06:25Look, don't worry, sunshine. It's not as bad as all that
06:28What's it like up in the jungle?
06:30Oh, it's horrible
06:31Oh, snakes and creepy crawly things
06:33Yuck!
06:34Oh, no, John
06:35Now, look, it's not all that bad. Just remember to tuck in your mosquito net at night and you'll be fine
06:39He's right, sir. It is really quite jolly in jungle
06:42All the same. I much prefer to stay here with you lot
06:45No, we like to have you, son, but we can't. I mean, we're all artists, you see
06:49And I'm sorry, but you're not
06:50Oh, no
06:51I've got two left feet and I can't even sing in tune
06:54Anyhow, I must say, I think you're a nice crowd of fellas
06:57You're sort of different. Not like normal blokes
07:00And joking and having fun and I've really enjoyed myself here. I'm gonna miss you a lot
07:09I think you're a smashing crowd. I really do
07:13Smashing crowd
07:15Come on fellas, let's get back to work. Now, we'll take you from the top lofty, okay?
07:22You can sing without a penis, can't you?
07:23He's a nice chap. Couldn't we let him stay?
07:25Do me a favour, will you? It's not up to me. Come on, from the top. Nice and easy
07:29That's my mum
07:32No, I said she
07:33Oh, yes, sir
07:34Oh, no, sir. Oh, my godfathers
07:37What's the matter?
07:38Oh, nothing, sir. I was just strucky dumb by her beauty
07:42Yeah, she's lovely
07:46Oh, come on, sir
07:48Solomon, sir
07:49Want to know how long you are? Because he wants you to go to play piano for rehearsals
07:53Oh, my gosh, what beautiful sight
07:56Royal artillery depot in gleaming white stones
08:00A union jack with blue sky behind
08:03It is making me proud to be British
08:05God is in his heaven and all is right with world
08:09What the hell's going on?
08:11Bobby's head, Bobby's head, Bobby's head, Bobby's head
08:14Not you, not you. Some probably do attention, sir, still
08:19You
08:22What do you think you're doing, lovely boys?
08:26Standing around here, drinking tea
08:28Well, you...
08:29Stop!
08:33Why aren't you whitening them stones?
08:34Well, we'd almost finished, Sergeant Major
08:36So we thought we'd take a short break
08:39Well, it's very hot, Sergeant Major
08:41It's very hot, Sergeant Major
08:43Especially for the time they use you
08:46You'll be a ruddy side order by the time I finish with you
08:49Thunder ice!
09:02Stand easy
09:03That's better
09:06Right, lovely boys
09:08Let's have a look at your Andy work.
09:11Ooh.
09:12Ooh, very good, fair play.
09:15Very artistic.
09:17Wait a minute.
09:20Can I graham?
09:21Sir?
09:22Come here.
09:25Sergeant Major?
09:26University education.
09:28Yes. Yes, that's quite right, Sergeant Major.
09:30How do you spell artillery?
09:34A-R-T-I-L-L-E-R-Y.
09:37You don't?
09:39You spell it A-R-T-A-R-T-I-L-L-A-R-Y-R-E.
09:47It's not artillery.
09:49It's artillery.
09:52I-R-E.
09:53And you spell it A-R-Y-R-Y.
09:56I've been in this regiment 22 years, and I ought to know.
10:00Well, you probably haven't seen it written out in four very often, Sergeant Major.
10:04Well, it's usually just the initials, R-A.
10:06You trying to make out I'm ignorant, lovely boy?
10:09No, sir.
10:09Shut up!
10:10Sergeant Major, he must be right, because he is a highly educated man, and he has been
10:15to Oxford, Cambridge, and God knows where.
10:19Only Oxford, actually.
10:20Shut up!
10:22Now change that E to an A.
10:24But it's right, Sergeant Major, I promise you.
10:26Honestly.
10:26I think, perhaps, you should have only one L, Sergeant Major, sir.
10:34How would you know?
10:36But he's also not lacking in learning.
10:38He goes to night school two afternoons a week.
10:42What do you mean, sir?
10:44If you don't have a small problem with this problem, then you'll ask me.
10:47A-R-T-I-L-L-E-R-Y.
10:56Who pulled you a wire?
10:59Oh, what a funny joke.
11:01Ask E to a punkawalla who pulled his wire.
11:03Shut up!
11:04I'll settle this matter once and for all.
11:10Now keep punking it.
11:11Sit up straight.
11:13Ah!
11:13The conqueror.
11:14One to the crowd digger.
11:16And sit up straight when you're punkering.
11:19And don't be such clever dicky.
11:24Come.
11:26What do you want, bearer?
11:28Sir, Melissa, I must ask you something of great discreetfulness.
11:31Yes, I have here one photograph, and it is very odd and strange.
11:36It is of one woman's hub, and I do not understand it,
11:38and I want your honour to explain it to me because I am very puzzled by it.
11:43How dare you?
11:44Depot orders clearly state that camp personnel will not deal in obscure photographs.
11:48Now get out of the way.
11:49Out of the way!
11:51Right, Mr. Lardy-Dar, gunner Graham.
11:54Moment of truth.
12:00Let me see.
12:01Art.
12:02Art.
12:03Can I help you, sir?
12:03No, you can't.
12:06Here it is.
12:09Artillery.
12:10A-R-T-I-L-L-E-
12:12Must be a misprint.
12:20Permit me, Sergeant Major Sar.
12:23Oxford English Dictionary printed in India by Lahore Press.
12:27What do you expect?
12:29Printed by a lot of tarts.
12:32Shut up!
12:33I don't want any more arguments.
12:39And it's Ackden!
12:40Come here.
12:45Move yourself, move yourself.
12:49Yes, Sergeant Major.
12:53What are you on, Boyle?
12:54I'm rehearsing, Sergeant Major.
12:58No, you're not my handsome.
13:00You're whitening stones.
13:01Now pick up a brush and get on with it.
13:04And the rest of you.
13:05We've already given them one coat of whitewashed, Sergeant Major.
13:09I'll give them another coat, then.
13:10And then another coat.
13:12I want them stones so white I dare not look at them
13:15because they will dazzle my eyes!
13:17Carry on!
13:20Come on, lads.
13:22Let's whiten the stones.
13:24Squats, got a chance!
13:29Tell them to carry on, Ashwood.
13:30Carry on what, sir?
13:32Just carry on.
13:34Carry on, chaps.
13:35Thank you very much.
13:36All right, fellas, all right.
13:40Don't worry, I'll soon have you off that.
13:41You said hurry up, Solly.
13:42We're getting cooked to a frazzle out here.
13:43All right.
13:44Randy?
13:44Stop.
13:45Come here, son.
13:46Look, I want you to knock at the door
13:47and ask the Captain Sybe if we can see the Colonel Sybe.
13:50But Sergeant Major Sybe will have my guts for garters.
13:53He will stretch them jolly hard.
13:54He's not there, is he?
13:55You saw him go off.
13:56Now, look, just knock at the door
13:58and ask the Captain Sybe if we can see the Colonel Sybe.
14:00Come in.
14:05Come in.
14:06Oh, blimey.
14:08What are you doing there?
14:09I don't want to see you, sir.
14:11Have you said?
14:12Oh, Krishna, please let ground open and swallow me up.
14:15Come in, sir.
14:17There are two Sybes waiting outside
14:19to come inside to see Colonel Sybe
14:21to prostrate themselves, isn't it?
14:24What Sybes have a right?
14:25Solomon Sybe and Bowman Sybe, Sybe?
14:28I'll soon sort them out, sir.
14:29Wait a minute, Sergeant Madam.
14:30Better find out what they want.
14:32Wheel them in, will you?
14:33Yes, sir.
14:35Shou!
14:37Left side!
14:38Quick march!
14:39Left side!
14:39Left side!
14:40Left side!
14:40Left side!
14:40Right wheel!
14:41Valentine!
14:43Salute!
14:44Out!
14:45Salute!
14:47Press up, press up.
14:50All right, sir.
14:51All right, chaps, easy.
14:52You can relax.
14:53Is it permitted for me to relax also, Colonel, sir?
14:55How dare you?
14:56Oh, Daniel, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
14:57Johnny, Johnny!
15:01Oh, if I may be allowed to say so, sir,
15:04I do like that jacket you're wearing.
15:06Oh, do you really?
15:07It's just something the Dersay knocked up is nothing special.
15:09Oh, I realise that, but it's the way you wear it that's important.
15:12I mean, you've got to have the figure to wear clothes,
15:13and you have got that figure, hasn't he?
15:16Oh, yes, of course, yes.
15:17It sits beautifully on the Colonel's shoulders, sir.
15:20Bleeding crawlers.
15:23Well, how's the show going?
15:24Oh, we're putting in a new number, sir?
15:26Yes, sir.
15:27It's called A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody.
15:29Yeah.
15:29All the blokes come down the stairs dressed as your favourite film stars.
15:32Why, what film stars?
15:33Oh, Rita Hayworth, Betty Grable, Jane Russell, Esther Williams, Ginger Rogers.
15:39You've been there all dressed up as girls?
15:42That's right, sir.
15:43Disgusting.
15:44Of course, I'm Ginger Rogers, sir.
15:47Oh, yes, you were Ginger Rogers in the top hat number in the last show.
15:50Do you remember, Ashwin?
15:50Oh, yes.
15:51He's rather good at being Ginger.
15:55It sounds absolutely first class.
15:57Where are you putting the new number in the show?
15:59Oh, not for a long time yet,
16:00because the concert party's always on fatigue, sir.
16:02Well, what are they on now, Sergeant Major?
16:04Oh, you've got a whitening stone, sir.
16:06I think we can let them off.
16:07They must be white enough by now.
16:09The stones, I mean, not the men.
16:10They must be pretty red under this sun.
16:12Oh, sir.
16:13Very good, sir.
16:14Very witty.
16:14All right, this is...
16:18Tenshaw!
16:20Salute!
16:21Left time!
16:23Left wheel, quick march!
16:24Yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die, yes, die.
16:27My time!
16:30Home!
16:31Left time!
16:33You prized pair of crawlers.
16:37Oh, I do like that jacket you're wearing, Colonel, sir.
16:40Looks lovely on you.
16:40I'm surprised he didn't go down on your hands and knees
16:44and lick his boots while he was at it.
16:46What a good idea. Let's go back, Stolling, and do it.
16:47Shut up!
16:50You think you are so smart, don't you, lovely boys?
16:53Because you've got the Colonel to protect you.
16:56But if anything should happen to him,
16:58go sick, on leave.
17:02I'll have you posted back up that jungle so fast
17:04your feet won't touch the ground!
17:06He's the soldiers of the king,
17:09my lads, pooping my lads,
17:13were seen my lads.
17:20Come.
17:24What do you want, Vera?
17:26Major Sar, I must ask you something of great urgentness.
17:29I have such a weight on my mind I cannot sleep.
17:33You've got some bibi into trouble?
17:35Major Sar, nothing like that.
17:37But I must ask you one question
17:39at risk of incurring your terrible wrath.
17:41But the beautiful lady in the photograph is,
17:44is she one saint, Sar?
17:46A what?
17:47Is she a saint?
17:50Oh, yes.
17:52She is a saint.
17:53It's the only woman I ever loved.
17:57I haven't seen her for 20 years.
17:59How dare you?
18:00What the hell's got to do with you?
18:01Oh, Sar, you're greasing my shirt
18:03and you're also strangling me.
18:07Come here, Sar.
18:08I must show you this photograph.
18:13Where'd you get this?
18:14From Parkins, Sar, Sar.
18:16Are you a loose wallah?
18:17Oh, no, Sar.
18:18Not loose wallah.
18:18I only took it to show it to you.
18:20You know, where could Parkins have got a photo of...
18:23His mother, Sargent Major Tharp.
18:28His mother?
18:30Parkins.
18:33Parkins!
18:43Parkins.
18:44Parkins.
18:48Parkins.
18:50Parkins.
18:52Name of mother?
18:55Edith.
18:57When was he born?
18:58Col...
18:59Colchester.
19:03October the 2nd, 1925.
19:06October, September, August, July.
19:08February.
19:12February.
19:13January.
19:16It's the New Year's Eve dance.
19:19Oh, glory be.
19:21What happened after Balsa?
19:23Two days later, I was posted overseas, and...
19:26I got a letter saying she'd marry this bloke.
19:29I never saw her again.
19:31Oh, Sargent Major, Sar,
19:32it is wise water buffalo that knows his own sport.
19:34My little boy.
19:39You're in doolally.
19:42Bera,
19:43if you breathe a word of this to anybody,
19:45I'll screw your head off.
19:47Thank you, Mr. Sar.
19:48Don't speak to me as if I were some damn native.
19:51I'm British gentleman as you are,
19:52and I know the court.
19:54One must never mention ladies' name who is in a mess.
19:58Your secret is safe with me, Sar.
20:00Totally.
20:01Honestly.
20:01My son.
20:04You're in India.
20:07I'm sending him up the jungle tomorrow.
20:10But can you not get him taken out of the draft, Sargent Major Thau?
20:12Of course I can't.
20:14The Colonel'd want to know the reason why.
20:16I'd have to have a reason for stopping his postion.
20:20Get him a job on the camp that's important to the Colonel.
20:23What's important to the Colonel, and what does he like best?
20:25That nice, round, soft lady who runs WVS,
20:29Mrs. Waddy Love Evans.
20:31Yeah, you shut up.
20:33Oh, a thousand apologies, Sargent Major Thau.
20:35I have broken British code of honour,
20:37and I have mentioned ladies' name who is in a mess.
20:39How can I be punished?
20:41Oh, may my chapatis turn to dust.
20:45Shut up, will you?
20:46I'm trying to think.
20:48There must be a way of stopping parkings getting posted.
20:51I've got it, Sargent Major Thau.
20:52What?
20:53Concert party.
20:54What?
20:55Concert party.
20:56You know how Colonel Thau likes concert party?
20:59You could put parkings in it,
21:00and that would prevent him from getting posted.
21:03Don't be absurd.
21:06Parkings can't sing.
21:09Can't dance.
21:12Can't do anything.
21:13Listen to this, Sargent Major Thau.
21:15Are you in the parkings?
21:17Yes, I'm in the parkings.
21:19Do you want to come out?
21:20Yes, I want to come out.
21:22Are you going to be a good boy?
21:23Yes, I'm going to be a good boy.
21:31You've gone mad, Parra.
21:34Sergeant Major Thau,
21:35don't you remember the little soldier
21:36that Smith Thau used to put on his knee and talk to?
21:39Oh, you mean the ventriloquist dummy?
21:41Yes, sir.
21:42Gunner Smith Thau left it behind when he went home to Blighty,
21:45and it is now in the theatre in a suitcase,
21:48and there are some papers with it,
21:49with funny words on.
21:51Gunner Parking could put the little fellow on his knee.
21:55Oh, you know.
21:57Still, I suppose he's worth a try.
21:59Right, now listen.
21:59What's your...
22:00Go and get the dummy,
22:02wake Parkings up,
22:03and bring him here.
22:03Right?
22:04Hey,
22:05and don't wake anybody else up.
22:06Creep in.
22:07Oh, don't worry, Sergeant Major Saab.
22:08No bigger creeper than me.
22:16Stand by there, Gunner.
22:17I still don't understand, Sergeant Major,
22:19why you got me out of bed in the middle of the night.
22:21You are going to be a ventriloquist, lovely boy.
22:26You'd like out, wouldn't you?
22:28Oh, I don't know anything about being a ventriloquist.
22:31Listen, Gunner,
22:32if I say you're going to be a ventriloquist,
22:34you are going to be a ventriloquist.
22:35Now, shut up!
22:37Right, Bearer?
22:38Show him how to be a ventriloquist.
22:39Roger, Saab.
22:41Stand up straight, boy.
22:43Shoulders back.
22:45Fine pair of shoulders you got there,
22:46show them off, you know.
22:47Show them off.
22:48Madam Major Saab,
22:49would you mind holding the little fellow for a moment
22:51while I put on my spectacles?
22:54So that I can see the funny words.
23:00Roger, I'm ready, Sergeant Major Saab.
23:02Well, get on with it.
23:03Now, pay attention, Gunner.
23:04Yes, Sergeant Major.
23:05Good morning, Tommy.
23:12How are you?
23:14I'm all right, sir.
23:15How are you?
23:16I'm all right.
23:18How did you win that medal?
23:20I saved the regiment.
23:21Oh, you saved the regiment?
23:24How did you do that?
23:25I shot the cook.
23:33Yes, well, uh, very well, Gunner.
23:35Nothing to it.
23:37Now, you can have a go.
23:38Now, pay attention.
23:40You grasp the pole at the base of the dummy's head
23:42firmly with the operational hand.
23:44You then rotate the head in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction
23:48as required.
23:49At the same time, working the lips
23:51by moving the lever up and down with the extended thumb.
23:55Got that?
23:56I think so, Sergeant Major.
23:58Right.
23:58Sit down with it.
24:01You have a go.
24:02Just a minute now.
24:07Set that dummy up straight.
24:08He's slum again.
24:10I won't have a slum again dummy.
24:12Supposed to be a soldier.
24:20Good morning, Tommy.
24:22And how are you?
24:22Good, good.
24:23I'm all right, sir.
24:24And how are you?
24:25You've got it wrong.
24:31The dummy's lips move, not yours.
24:34Again.
24:36Good morning, Tommy.
24:38And how are you?
24:38Good.
24:39I'm all right, sir.
24:40And how are you?
24:41As it were!
24:42Your lips are moving.
24:43I will not have your lips moving.
24:44But I can't stop them moving.
24:46If I say your lips won't move, they won't move.
24:50Now, that's an order.
24:51Again.
24:52But I don't want to be a ventriloquist.
24:56I say you're going to be a ventriloquist.
24:58You are going to be a ventriloquist if we have to stay here all night.
25:02I'll start again and sit that dummy up straight.
25:05Good morning, Tommy.
25:06And how are you?
25:07I'm all right, sir.
25:08And how are you?
25:10Again.
25:10Good morning, Tommy.
25:11And how are you?
25:12Hey, I'm all right, sir.
25:14How are you?
25:14Good morning, Tommy.
25:16And how are you?
25:17Good morning, sir.
25:18How are you?
25:19Good morning.
25:20How are you?
25:24I say, Solly, what's going on?
25:33Why have you changed my number?
25:34I'm sorry, my disorders.
25:35Gun of Parkins is going on.
25:36I thought he was being posted out the jungle.
25:39No, he's not.
25:39He's now in the concert party.
25:40Where is?
25:41A ventriloquist.
25:42A ventriloquist?
25:43I've never heard anything like it in my life.
25:45It's like flipping out into a night in Dixie.
25:48I'm sorry, you're off.
25:49I ain't half nervous, Solly.
25:50There's no time for that.
25:51Get in your chair and get behind the curtain.
25:53If you can...
25:56A ventriloquist.
25:57A ventriloquist.
25:59Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gunnar Sugden.
26:16And now, fellas, for the first time on any stage,
26:19we present for you Gunnar Parkins and his little friend, Gunnar Tommy.
26:25Take it away from business.
26:29Lucks up, and remember, do not move lips.
26:32I hope it's all right.
26:33I can't get the head back on, Sully.
26:37I can't get the head back on, Sully.
26:46I'm Sully going to tell some jokes.
26:51Oh, Christ, I'm still like it.
27:05Oh, my God.
27:06Watch this out.
27:09Hey, it won't move, sir.
27:11It is stuck.
27:13What are we going to do?
27:14What are we going to do?
27:16Oh, please, please, Krishna, I beg you, send one miracle.
27:20Just one small miracle.
27:23I'm sorry, Bumperty.
27:24I'm afraid I should have to stop the show.
27:25I have rather an important advice for him.
27:29All right, sit around, sit around.
27:31I have some wonderful news.
27:35I have just received this signal that the Germans have surrendered.
27:43The war in Europe is over.
27:48Oh, all right, Krishna.
27:51Merry good, you're welcome.
27:55All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
28:01All right, all right, all right, Sergeant Major Bumper.
28:03Hup!
28:04Listen to that applause.
28:07You will do well.
28:08The Colonel, he's telling them the Germans have surrendered.
28:11The war's over!
28:14I say, Sergeant Major, does that mean we can all go home?
28:18What's up?
28:20There's one place you're going, lovely boy.
28:23Up the jungle.
28:24And all the rest of you pansies.
28:27Them Germans may have surrendered, but we've still got them Japanese to deal with.
28:32We're going to fight them, fight them, and beat them.
28:35All right, we'll teach them to lay their dirty yellow hands on our lovely empire.
28:39Oh, Britannia, Britannia!
28:44It wasn't me, Sergeant Major, sir.
28:46It was him.
28:47Shut up!
28:48Naughty boy!
28:49No!
28:50No!
28:50No!
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