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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes on anew, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:35Come and meet those dancing feet.
00:39On the avenue I'm taking 42nd Street.
00:45Hear the beat of dancing feet.
00:49It's sung, I love the melody of 42nd Street.
00:53The show seems to be going well there.
00:56We're absolutely first class.
00:58The audience is really good.
01:03It's awfully good for these chaps stuck out here in the middle of nowhere to get a live show.
01:08Bucks up their morale no end.
01:09Yes, sir.
01:14No doubt about it.
01:16They're very uplifting.
01:17They're very good for these ladies from the 80s who are in this street.
01:22Here, Randy, it's the white Mr. Dover number next.
01:24Stand by with a clip.
01:26Yeah, I'm done.
01:27Bring a clip.
01:28Get it.
01:32He's got it upside down.
01:34The grog should go on top.
01:36But, Dad, he has never seen white clip of Dover.
01:39What happened?
01:40What happened?
01:41Up and down.
01:42Up and down.
01:43Up and down.
01:44Up and down.
01:45Up and down.
01:46Up and down.
01:47That is your business.
01:48Where the underworld can be the elite.
01:50Doty.
01:51Bowring.
01:52Sporting.
01:5342nd Street.
01:56Thank you very much, Professor.
02:09Here, fellas.
02:10What about that Ruby Keeler?
02:12What a girl, eh?
02:13What a girl.
02:14What a puff.
02:17And now we say goodbye to the glamour,
02:22sophistication and magic of Broadway
02:24and hello to the white cliffs of Dover
02:27as we sing for you a melody of your favourite bird songs.
02:30Take it away, Professor.
02:37There'll be blue birds over
02:41the white cliffs of Dover
02:45Oh, I am so proud.
02:48This song leads dear to I of every true blue British.
02:51God bless Veralim.
02:53That's a great true English gentleman.
02:56Oh, sir.
02:57What beautiful birds you both make.
02:59These feathers are killing me.
03:01But, sir, sir, do not forget your eggs, sir.
03:04Do you want me to put it in position for you?
03:07Oh, my goodness, sir.
03:08Oh, my goodness.
03:09Oh, my goodness.
03:23Over the quiet hills, slowly the shadows fall.
03:31Far down the echoing veil, the birds softly call.
03:39Slowly the golden sun sings in the dreaming west.
03:46A song that I call me, call me to rain.
04:05Pretty good, eh, sir?
04:07With respect, sir, I do not like to see two men making up to each other.
04:13It's not natural.
04:15They're supposed to be birds.
04:18They're also supposed to be soldiers, sir.
04:21I don't seem to make no difference.
04:23Don't mind, Sergeant Major. I'm trying to listen to the show.
04:25Sadness and sadness, when my life happens again.
04:32Oh, that looks a little bit threatening, sir.
04:35When the dawn and the dusk and dawns
04:39And when the dawn of birds on earth even time
04:46How they look a bit threatening, sir?
04:50Nothing to worry about, Sergeant Major.
04:52Monsoon's not due to start till the day after tomorrow.
05:00He's not singing, he's not going to keep going.
05:05I think I'd better have a word with the audience.
05:09Oliver, sir, why not change number to singing in the rain, as you do?
05:16Look here, cabs.
05:18The monsoon has started a bit early, but that won't stop us.
05:22We are the Royal Artillery Council Party,
05:25and as you know, the artillery motto is ubiquity,
05:28which means everywhere.
05:30Wherever you want to go, we will go.
05:33We will carry on as long as you want us to do.
05:39Carry on, sir. Why do you stop?
05:41The piano's full of water, sir.
05:44Stay down, man. Stay down.
05:55Come back, you!
05:57Out there, you'll leave the shore without permission!
05:59You and Grateful Tower!
06:04Well, this is the best part of the show!
06:08And you, sir.
06:09Are you ready, sir?
06:10Sir!
06:12Where's our truck?
06:14You'll be sure, sir.
06:16Answer me.
06:17I gave the drive to the afternoon off, sir.
06:20Of course.
06:21I wanted to go to the picture, sir.
06:23It's over.
06:23But the town's 20 miles away.
06:25We'll do that for hours.
06:27But it sucks for all that kid in uniform, wasn't it?
06:30So what are we going to do?
06:31We've got pneumonia!
06:33Get up!
06:35The only way I didn't know it was going to rain, did I?
06:41It's all right.
06:42Excuse me, Colonel Saab, but I know this area very well.
06:46Just over there is one old ruined temple where we can take shelter and take track the town.
06:52Right.
06:53Lead the way, Baron.
06:53Answer, Colonel Saab.
06:55At the table!
06:56Move the shore!
06:56Move the shore!
06:59Get them wet clothes off, lovely boys.
07:02We don't want you catching any calls, do we?
07:04Gunner Graham!
07:12Yes, Sergeant Major?
07:13You was in the Boy Scouts, weren't you?
07:15How on earth did you guess, Sergeant Major?
07:17How on earth did you guess, Sergeant Major?
07:20I guess, Gunner Graham, because you look so flippin' sobby, so pure and stupid.
07:25Get a big fire going down there at the double move yourself!
07:27Yes, yes, Sergeant Major, sir.
07:28The rest of you, strip down to your drawer cellulop!
07:31Sergeant Major!
07:31May I have a word with you in private, please?
07:34What do you want?
07:36Well, when I was doing my Rubikina number and I had the dress on, I didn't have my drawer
07:41cellulop on underneath.
07:43Then, when I did the quick change into my canary costume, I still didn't have them on.
07:48Then it started to rain and what I'm trying to say is, I still don't have my drawer cellulop on.
07:55Oh, dear.
07:56How sad.
07:57Never mind.
07:57You'd just have to flutter your fellas dry then, would you?
08:04Come on, Sergeant, strip off.
08:06But if we stand around naked, the men might forget we're officers, sir.
08:09Yes, that's the point.
08:10We can't have that.
08:11I tell you what, we keep our officers' hats on.
08:13That'll do the trick.
08:14Hey, Solly, look at this.
08:16The colours have all run.
08:20Never mind, sunshine.
08:21Now they can see you're British through and through.
08:23Yeah, Solly, this place gives me the creeps.
08:27What is it?
08:27I don't know.
08:29It's not a synagogue, I can tell you that.
08:31Here, Randy.
08:32What is this place?
08:34Oh, sob, this is a very bad place, sob.
08:37Oh, yes, sob.
08:41This is a very old, tuggy temple, sob.
08:44Oh, tuggy.
08:45Tuggy.
08:46Oh, oh, oh.
08:49What's a tuggy?
08:50Well, actually, they were an ancient cult.
08:53The tugs, or thugs, the pronunciation is immaterial,
08:57used to waylay travellers and strangle them.
09:00This is totally correct, sob.
09:02These tugs were terrible men, sob.
09:04They used to worship the goddesses Carly and Davy.
09:07Carly and Davy?
09:08I was on the bill with them at the Estenipodrome.
09:11Please not to joke, sob.
09:14Look, sob, that is the goddess Davy.
09:16And see, her eyes are blood red.
09:19They certainly do flash.
09:21I wonder what sort of stones they are.
09:24Rubies, I shouldn't wonder, sir.
09:25Rubies?
09:26They must be worth a fortune.
09:28Why has nobody tried to steal them?
09:29Oh, Colonel, sob.
09:30They would not dare, because they would be afraid of the curse of the thugs.
09:34How frightfully interesting.
09:36Tell me, how did they operate?
09:37Well, Captain, sob.
09:38A gang of thugs would lie in wait, sob, on the Grand Trunk Road until a party of rich merchants
09:49came by, sob.
09:50They would then fall in with them and pretend to be fellow travellers, isn't it, sob?
09:54They would then stay with them until they camped for the night.
09:57Then, one of the thugs would lock upwards to the sky.
10:02And also, all the merchants would look upwards.
10:06And then, sob, in a flash, the thugs would whip out one leg of yellow silk, sob.
10:14This they would throw round the necks of the merchants and, argh, they would strangle them.
10:23Then, they would bury the bodies and steal all the loot.
10:27I've got an agent who does that.
10:31What happened to the thugs?
10:33Sub, the British did away with them over a hundred years ago, sob, and they have never
10:38been heard of since.
10:39Oh, that's a relief.
10:40Until this year, sir, when, again, travellers have started to disappear.
10:45Rubbish.
10:47Makitoche?
10:48Yes, Sergeant Major?
10:49See if that truck's arrived yet.
10:51Sir.
10:52The sooner we get out of this place, the better, sir.
10:54It gives me the creeps.
10:55Yeah, it's not exactly the Bombay Yacht Club, is it?
10:58There's no sign of the truck, Sergeant Major.
11:00There ain't stopped, though, for it's starting to get offy dark.
11:06I knew it.
11:07We're going to get stranded in this horrible place.
11:11And for all we know, there may be hundreds of thugs creeping around, waiting to jump out
11:17and strangle us.
11:18Pull yourself together, Gunner.
11:19Don't get historical.
11:23I can't help it.
11:24I just feel all these eyes on us.
11:28Rubbish.
11:29Look, you're letting your imagination run away with you.
11:31India's full of all these old legends.
11:33Oh, of course, sir.
11:34When you've been in India as long as I have, boy, you don't take no notice of these dark
11:37fairy tales.
11:38Things creeping out in the night and trying to strangle you.
11:40My words, so I haven't.
11:42Factory music, eh?
11:43Yes.
11:50What the hell are you doing here?
11:52This is a holy place.
11:54We are sheltering from the rain.
11:56Who are you?
11:57I am the curator of the historic monuments in this area.
12:00And I am telling you, you cannot stay here.
12:02I don't care if you was the creator of the historic Karsie.
12:06I am telling you, we are staying here.
12:09We shall belong.
12:10We're just waiting for our truck to pick us up.
12:13Nothing will get through tonight.
12:15The river is swollen and the bridge is down.
12:17I tell you, you cannot stay here.
12:19She will not like it.
12:20Who?
12:22Her?
12:23The goddess Davy.
12:26Everywhere you go, her eyes will be watching you.
12:29You cannot get away from those eyes.
12:31I tell you, this is a holy place.
12:33And you are defining it!
12:35You don't smell so good yourself, Johnny.
12:38I think perhaps I'd better deal with this.
12:40Now look here, my good fellow.
12:42Don't you patronise me, huh?
12:44You are not talking to some damn native, you know.
12:46Do we offer to give them something to the church fund, sir?
12:52You'll be quiet, Ashwood.
12:53Look, we're going to stay here.
12:54We've nowhere else to go.
12:56You fools.
13:01You damn fools!
13:07I would not stay here tonight
13:08if you were to give me one lakh of rupees.
13:12Oh, look at the tip.
13:13Get the men on parade, sir.
13:17Right, yeah, probably as well.
13:19Move yourself, move yourself.
13:20Let the jubble, let the jubble.
13:21Stand still, stand probably at ease.
13:23Move yourself!
13:25Now look here, chaps.
13:26We've got to spend the night here
13:28and it won't be very comfortable.
13:30But at least you know there is no privilege.
13:33We are all exactly in the same boat.
13:36Excuse me, Colonel, sir.
13:37I have set up your camp bed and mosquito net
13:39and laid out dry, clean uniform.
13:42I can't.
13:44Yeah, there you carry on.
13:46Right, chaps.
13:48Make yourselves as comfortable as you can
13:49and if you've got any troubles,
13:51just come to me.
13:54Right, fall out.
13:56Get your clothes back on, boys.
13:57They should be dry by now.
13:59And before you settles in for the night,
14:01I think, plus I should warn you,
14:03that temples, ruins and suchlike
14:04is the natural habitat of scorpions.
14:06What do we do if we see one?
14:08Nothing, lovely boy,
14:09until they brings their backsides over their heads
14:11and then you can watch out.
14:14Especially Gunner Beaumont,
14:15because scorpions do not like canaries.
14:19I'm Gunner Sugden, you is first on guard.
14:23And if you gets into any trouble,
14:25you will report to the guard commander here,
14:27who is bombardier Donald Duck.
14:28Any questions?
14:31Yes, Sergeant Major.
14:33Whereabouts is the lavatory?
14:38Outside.
14:39200 yards in any direction.
14:44Charwalla, in a row.
14:45Coming, Sergeant Major, sir.
14:47How much char you got left?
14:48Ah, sir.
14:49A whole ironful and 400 cups, sir.
14:51I'm requisitioning the lot.
14:53How many cakes you got?
14:56Eight, sir.
14:57Right.
14:58Bearer?
14:58Divide these cakes up.
15:01Half each for us.
15:03And one, all one for the colonel.
15:06And Charwalla, as there are cakes,
15:08you can have one half as well.
15:10Sergeant Major, sir.
15:11You say there is one half cake for each of us
15:13and one whole cake for colonel, sir, isn't it?
15:15That is correct.
15:17But Sergeant Major, sir.
15:18There is nothing for poor Pankawalla.
15:21If he had anything to eat,
15:22would he share it with us?
15:24No.
15:24Well, I'll do it.
15:25I'll eat everything in the house,
15:26but neither...
15:27No.
15:28Well, I tell you.
15:38Moonlight becomes you
15:43It goes with your hair
15:48See them eyes shining?
15:50If them's real rubies, they must be worth a fortune.
15:53Yeah, just think, they've been up there for hundreds of years
15:56and nobody's dare touch them.
15:58Listen, why don't we wait till everybody's sleeping
16:00and go up there and take them?
16:02Psst, someone might notice they were missing.
16:04Look, what we do is we go up there,
16:07take both the rubies, right?
16:09Cut one in half, right?
16:11Put one half in each socket
16:13and keep the other one.
16:15Wouldn't they notice they'd have turned from a big-eyed idol
16:18into a squinty-eyed idol?
16:21We'll draw lots to see who goes and gets the rubies.
16:23You first, Lofty.
16:25It's you.
16:31Aren't the others gonna draw?
16:33There's no point.
16:35You couldn't get a shorter matchstick than that.
16:39You know, Gloria,
16:41I went to the Tower of London once
16:43and the rubies in the crown jewels weren't half as big as those.
16:46Think how much those must be worth.
16:48Oh, thousands of pounds.
16:52Think what we could do with the money.
16:56We could put out our own shows after the war.
16:58Look, I've had this idea for a long time now.
17:02I thought when we're all de-mob, when it's all over,
17:04I thought I'd get together a bunch of chaps just like myself.
17:08You put on this show, you see, and I've got a smashing title for it.
17:14What?
17:16What do you think of this?
17:18Soldiers in dresses.
17:20Soldiers in dresses?
17:22What about soldiers in frocks?
17:24Oh, no.
17:26I prefer soldiers in dresses.
17:28You would.
17:30Anyway, don't breathe a word to anybody else.
17:33Bought you a cup of tea, Sergeant Major Saab.
17:49Oh, Sergeant Major Saab, those terrible eyes.
17:52Whatever the eye turn, they are looking at me.
17:56Bright and eh?
17:58Worth a bob or two, I shouldn't wonder.
18:01Oh, yes, Sergeant Major Saab.
18:03Many lakhs of rupees.
18:06You could do with some of them rupees, I bet.
18:09Oh, Sergeant Major Saab, what you are suggesting.
18:11It is not right for one Indian man to steal from other Indian men.
18:17You know what I want to do when I leave the army?
18:19Oh, yes, Sergeant Major Saab. Fade away.
18:28Like in the beautiful old song, isn't it, Saab?
18:30Old soldiers never die, they only feed away.
18:37Up.
18:40No, I...
18:41I know this big widow woman in Pont-a-Pri-3.
18:49Lovely she is.
18:52I'd like to buy a little pub and settle down with her.
18:55I can see me behind that bar with her, doing that every night.
19:04Oh, Sergeant Major Saab, you British are so ingenious.
19:08Do you know I have read Kama Sutra from cover to cover?
19:19But nowhere have I seen this.
19:22All I need is the money to do that.
19:28Oh, Sergeant Major Saab in Blighty, you have to pay to do that?
19:32Money to buy the pub.
19:35Now, listen, Bearer, when everybody's asleep, I want you to do something in the night.
19:44What do you want me to do in the night, Saab?
19:53Creep up and get them rubies.
19:56Sergeant Major, these thugs are terrible men.
19:59If they find those rubies are missing and that I have taken them,
20:03I will never be doing anything in the night again.
20:10What are you doing, Ashwood?
20:12Nothing, sir. Just thinking.
20:15Yes, I've been thinking too.
20:18I can't sleep with those two eyes looking at me.
20:21They must be worth a fortune, you know.
20:29You know, as soon as everybody's asleep,
20:35I want you to creep up there and get those two rubies.
20:38And we'll share them, one each.
20:41I couldn't do that, sir. It's a terrible suggestion.
20:44I mean, they're not ours.
20:49Look here, Ashwood.
20:51How long is it since you've seen your wife?
20:54It's over two years now, sir.
20:56And I bet you miss her, don't you?
20:57Yes, that's what I was thinking about just now.
21:00You live in Surbiton, don't you?
21:01No, Richmond, actually.
21:02Oh, the same thing.
21:04Now, look, I want you to imagine
21:06that you've just been demobbed
21:09and you draw up outside your house in a taxi.
21:12But I only live 50 yards from the station, sir.
21:17You put the key in the door and go inside.
21:21And there she is, standing there.
21:23You haven't seen her for two whole years.
21:25She runs towards you.
21:27And you say,
21:29Look what I've got in my hand.
21:30And she looks down and there it is.
21:31Something that will set you up for the rest of your life.
21:32And she looks down and there it is.
21:33Something that will set you up for the rest of your life.
21:34One of those rubies.
21:35One of those rubies.
21:36That's barefaced stealing, sir.
21:37not if you take it from the Indians.
21:38Not if you take it from the Indians,
21:39that will set you up for the rest of your life.
21:43and she looks down and there it is
21:51something that will set you up for the rest of your life
21:59one of those rubies
22:02that's barefaced stealing sir
22:05not if you take it from the indians
22:07it's our empire isn't
22:09not for very much longer sir
22:10precisely let's take advantage while we've still got it
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23:30Oh, sorry, I was just on my way out to the toilet.
23:42Now, I'd love to hear the orgies.
23:45All right, lovely boys, get them boxes loaded.
23:47Move yourselves, move yourselves.
23:51Oh, I never thought I'd live to see the day
23:53when I'd be pleased to put on a uniform.
23:55You know, having those feathers on all night
23:56I've played havoc with my skin.
23:59You never managed to get the rubies, but...
24:01Now, anyhow, it's too late now.
24:06Sergeant Major Saab.
24:07What?
24:08Why did you not steal those rubies last night?
24:12Several other persons had the same idea.
24:15They was round that ida like flies round a jam jar.
24:17Oh, Sergeant Major Saab,
24:19bang goes your chance of doing that with your big widow woman.
24:25Our truck's arrived and we're just off.
24:27And damn good riddance to damn rotten rubbish.
24:32Sergeant Major Saab, Sergeant Major Saab,
24:33I have got one jolly good idea
24:35how to get hold of those rubies.
24:37What?
24:37That curator fellow is ignorant chap
24:40and he does not know real value, Saab.
24:42I can offer to buy them from him on your behalf.
24:45Keep your voice down.
24:46I don't want everybody to hear.
24:47Sergeant Major Saab.
24:48Offer him 50 rupees.
24:50Sergeant Major Saab.
24:52Come on, boys.
24:53Move yourselves now.
24:54Move yourselves.
24:55Say, what'd he say?
24:58Sergeant Major Saab,
24:59he say he will not take 50 rupees,
25:02but he want 500...
25:04Five?
25:07500?
25:07Sergeant Major Saab, that is very cheap.
25:10Think of the real value.
25:12Have you got 100?
25:14Wait a minute.
25:14Excuse me, sir.
25:19Yes?
25:20You know them eyes?
25:21What eyes?
25:23Them rubies, sir.
25:24They's very valuable.
25:25Oh, are they?
25:26We hadn't really given him much thought,
25:27have we, Ashwood?
25:28No, practically no thought at all.
25:30Well, the bearer here, sir,
25:32says that he can buy them from the creator
25:34for 500 rupees.
25:37Yeah?
25:37That is totally correct, Colonel, sir.
25:39The thing is, sir,
25:39I only got 100
25:40and I thought we perhaps could, like,
25:42uh,
25:42ship in.
25:44What do you think, Ashwood?
25:46Well, I think it's a much better idea
25:47to buy them, sir.
25:48After all, last night you were...
25:49All right, Ashwood, yes, sir.
25:51Let me see.
25:52I've got 200.
25:54You've got 100, Sergeant Major.
25:56How much have you got, Ashwood?
25:58200, sir.
25:59Oh, damn 100 short.
26:01So, what about Bombardier Solomon Saab?
26:03He's also always jolly well trousered.
26:06It's a good idea.
26:08Call him over, Sergeant Major.
26:09Bombardier Solomon!
26:10Report to the Colonel!
26:12Let me get the others outside.
26:14We don't want everybody knowing about this.
26:15All right, sir.
26:16Right, lovely boys,
26:16get on the truck,
26:17move yourselves now.
26:18Want to see me, sir?
26:19Hey, yes, uh, Bombardier,
26:20we were thinking of doing
26:21a little business deal.
26:23Are you interested?
26:24Always interested in a little deal, sir.
26:26Mind you,
26:26I can't make a move without my partner.
26:28Partner?
26:29You'll have partners in the army?
26:31Sorry, Sergeant Major.
26:32No partner, no deal.
26:34Call him over, Sergeant Major.
26:36Get him over, Sergeant Major.
26:38Oh, deal.
26:39Now, look, chefs,
26:40these two rubies up there
26:42are worth a lot of money.
26:44Are they?
26:44Yeah.
26:45We didn't give you much thought, sir.
26:47Oh, no, sir.
26:47No thought at all, sir.
26:48Oh, didn't you?
26:49Yeah.
26:49Well, we can get them for 500,
26:51but we need another 100.
26:52Can you assist?
26:54I think I'll manage that, Gloria.
26:57Sir.
27:00There.
27:01Yeah.
27:02There we are.
27:02Check, Colonel Saab.
27:03I will give the curator full of the money.
27:05For Lantern.
27:06Get them Ruby Solomon
27:07before the old fool changes his mind.
27:09Sergeant Major,
27:10my dreams will come true.
27:12I shall have my soldiers in skirts.
27:15Shut up.
27:19Come out easy, don't they?
27:20I think I'll take charge of those
27:27just for the moment.
27:28Oh, okay.
27:29Right, all set.
27:30Sir.
27:31Off we go.
27:34Hurry up, bearer.
27:36Excuse me, Colonel Saab,
27:37but it is necessary
27:38that I have one word
27:39with that stupid, ignorant creator,
27:41fellow Saab.
27:42You understand?
27:43Smooth them over, you mean.
27:44Good idea.
27:45We don't want any trouble
27:45with the natives.
27:46We'll wait for you
27:47in the truck.
27:48I'll check, Colonel Saab.
27:49It was a pleasure
27:54to do business with you, my friend.
27:56Here is your share.
27:57And it was also pleasure
27:59to do business with you, my friend.
28:01Look.
28:03Look.
28:05The old thuggies
28:08got their loot
28:08by strangling people.
28:10I kept mine
28:11by playing on men's greed.
28:13Such, Barth.
28:14That is very true.
28:16And tell me,
28:16who is more greedy
28:17than us, British?
28:18Ha, ha.
28:20But before you go, my friend,
28:22one favor, please.
28:24I've hurt my foot.
28:25Oh.
28:25Cannot climb up there.
28:27Please put in
28:28two new rubies for me.
28:29Achoo.
28:31Oh.
28:32Oh.
28:34Hey.
28:35They are jolly.
28:36Beautiful.
28:37Oh, yes.
28:38Best quality glass.
28:40Made in Birmingham.
28:41Very dear.
28:41Two rupees a dozen.
28:47You know,
28:50there's one very old
28:51Hindu proverb
28:52which say,
28:53if you see two eyes
28:54looking at you
28:55in the dark,
28:56this is not always
28:57a tiger.
28:58It could be
28:59two one-eyed tigers.
29:00The boys are in
29:10The boys who live to take you
29:12The music and art
29:14turns a fucking royal point
29:16To praise the mark
29:17It's gonna hate, hate, hate
29:19The songs
29:19can send you
29:20a gentleman in
29:21And they last about
29:23Do you want to be
29:24the song?
29:25The gang's noise
29:26The boys are in
29:27The boys who live to take you
29:29I'm here to make you
29:32forget
29:33So give us a cheer
29:34A bit of a
29:35Hey, hey, hey
29:36Just gather and have
29:37A good man you're down
29:39You're done so high
29:40It's a lady of fun
29:42So keep the gang's noise
29:43The boys are here
29:45The boys to entertain you
29:47B-O-Y-S
29:51Boys to entertain you
29:53End of hope and glory
29:58Mother of the
30:00Shadda!
30:01Shadda!
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