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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
00:38Hope you're not taking too much luggage, Ashford.
00:40We've only got one jeep calling for us, you know.
00:42It's so difficult to decide what to leave behind when you've gone leave.
00:45Don't you find that?
00:45Yeah, just think, ten whole days away from this stinking, steaming jungle.
00:50What sort of things will we do at the hill station?
00:52I mean, is it like meth lock?
00:54No, not really.
00:56Oh, we'll wear civvies, of course.
00:58Well, they do that in meth lock.
01:00There'll probably be afternoon teas, cocktail parties, maybe even a dance.
01:05La-dee-da-da, la-dee-da-da.
01:09Daddy, I'll take one.
01:11Do you think there'll be any girls?
01:13Well, there better be. I'm not dancing with you.
01:16Oh, that reminds me, I haven't packed my white dinner jacket.
01:20I hope the sergeant mage is not late with his jeep.
01:22Well, he promised to be here at five.
01:24And we're not due at the railhead till about eight, are we?
01:27I know the sergeant mage is awfully efficient and all that.
01:29Hasn't it been nice not to have him for a couple of days?
01:31Mm-hmm.
01:32Oh, dear.
01:35It's in a bit of a state, isn't it?
01:38Needs a bit of a going over with the iron, I think.
01:40Not to mention a bucket of whitewash.
01:43It's not funny, Ashwood.
01:45Punkawala, do you think the Dobiwala could do something about this?
01:47Give it to charity.
01:59Gloria, what did you do that for?
02:02Because I'm bored.
02:02Bored, bored, bored.
02:04We've not done a show for two weeks.
02:06None of you got any talent.
02:07And him, him, he just sits there, never says a word.
02:10That's not polite to speak with your mouth.
02:14Somebody, sir.
02:15Clean Dobi is here for the picking up.
02:17That's it.
02:18That is the most exciting thing that's happened all day.
02:21A laundry's come back.
02:23What time's the next tortoise race?
02:25The 2.30.
02:28And Greta Garbo here is 2 to 1.
02:31She was even money last time.
02:33What happened?
02:34Yeah, she's been noble, poor soul.
02:36Somebody fed her a sorcerer of the Charwalla's tea.
02:39I haven't seen a woman for 108 days.
02:42Six hours and 35 minutes.
02:46Why don't you all read a book?
02:48It's not the same, is it?
02:52Do you know, I don't get on much with books.
02:55Well, they're difficult sometimes, aren't they?
02:57Well, unless they've got pitches like...
02:59This one isn't difficult.
03:00Mutiny on the bounty.
03:02A brutish and tyrannical master.
03:04A crew pressed into service from the gutters of Deptford.
03:07You'd find it entirely relevant to our situation with those shot up.
03:10I didn't come from near Deptford gutterpetal.
03:13Oh, come on.
03:15Come on, it's time for the 2.30 tortoise race.
03:17Right.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Then we'd better get cleared up or the Sergeant Major will do his nut.
03:21He's not due back for another two and a half hours.
03:23I'm going to have a bit of a kip.
03:28Mind the race course.
03:30Right.
03:31Greta Garbo's two to one.
03:33Betty Grable and Shirley Temple are even money.
03:35Place your bets.
03:36Greta Garbo.
03:36Betty Grable.
03:37Ready?
03:38They're under status orders.
03:40And they're off.
03:41Come on, Jimmy.
03:42Come on, Greta.
03:44Come on, Jimmy.
03:46Come on, Jimmy.
03:47Give the next race a myth.
03:59I'm trying to have a kip.
04:02You.
04:05Come here.
04:10What the hell do you think you are doing?
04:12You's on active service.
04:13There's nobody on guard, nobody on patrol, nobody on fire picket.
04:16You's asleep.
04:17And this place is a shambles.
04:19Get on for rain.
04:20Move yourself.
04:20Move yourself.
04:22How are you?
04:23Come on, come on.
04:23Stop on at ease.
04:24Got tight, turn the noise.
04:26Got tight, turn the noise.
04:27Sergeant Major's back already.
04:28I'm not half packed.
04:30Neither am I.
04:31Or the Jeep would just have to wait, that's all.
04:35Battery, Sergeant Major William, sir.
04:37We won't just make you back for another couple of hours at the earliest.
04:40You better tell that driver to have a cup of char.
04:43Hang on a minute.
04:44What's he doing?
04:45Where's he going?
04:46What's he playing at?
04:47Don't worry, Ashford.
04:48I expect you'll be coming back.
04:49You will not be coming back, sir, I'm sorry to say.
04:52There's a big push on all movement has been frozen.
04:54Frozen?
04:55What do you mean, frozen?
04:56We're going on leave.
04:58That is not possible, sir.
05:00Do you mean to say our leave has been cancelled?
05:02Not cancelled, sir.
05:03You just cannot go on it, so to speak.
05:05That's a beastly thing to do.
05:08I was so looking forward to it.
05:11Can't you do something, sir?
05:13I mean, can't you ring up HQ and tell them to stick it?
05:15Steady on, Ashford.
05:16I'm sorry, sir.
05:19I'm just...
05:20I'm just...
05:21I'm just...
05:22Oh, ho, ho, ho.
05:24That would be a ho-ho-ho, sir, ma'jom.
05:26Oh, ho, ho.
05:28Chutkiaan bandhone se Kupatan saab ka ho gaya hai.
05:30Soft upper lip.
05:33And still...
05:35So...
05:36I see what happens when I leave you
05:38for just a few hours.
05:42Gunna Graham,
05:43you look like an only man
05:45what's been stood on his head for a week on sandpaper.
05:50Gunna Clark?
05:51Sir.
05:51Do you know what you look like?
05:52No, sir.
05:52You look like a cleaner in a Dago knocking shop.
05:58What do you look like?
05:59A cleaner in a Dago knocking shop, sir.
06:02And you looks like the chucker out in a Dago knocking shop.
06:06And you,
06:09one of the customers.
06:17And you,
06:18an horrible little garden gnome
06:19from the back end of Cardiff.
06:24And a Parkinson's,
06:25even you has not shaved.
06:26You of all people
06:27had taken bets on it.
06:30Why did you not make that good soul you shave?
06:32Well, sir.
06:33I front!
06:33Oh, I see my mistake now.
06:37I has been too soft with you.
06:38I has let my head rule my heart.
06:40Oh, yes,
06:40I has mollycoddled you,
06:42but that is all over now.
06:43I
06:43is going to turn you into soldiers.
06:45Now,
06:45when you get the order to fall out,
06:46you will lay out your kits for inspection
06:48and they better be 100% inarticulate or else
06:51fall out!
06:52The men is in a disgusting state,
06:58so with your permission,
06:59I shall give them an intensive course
07:00on soldiering and discipline.
07:02You can do what you like,
07:03Sergeant Major.
07:03From now on,
07:04you're in complete charge.
07:06Captain Ashford and I have decided
07:07to make the best of it
07:08and we're going to take our leave here.
07:09Yes,
07:09sort of holidays at home.
07:11As far as I am concerned,
07:14the army ends here.
07:16I'm going to have a screen put up
07:18and anything on that side
07:19has nothing to do with us at all.
07:21You can ignore us.
07:25We're just not here.
07:27We're on leave,
07:29just as it would be up in the hills.
07:30And that suits me a fair treat, sir,
07:32because I shall have drill parades,
07:33arms parades,
07:34PT parades,
07:35double guards,
07:35double pickets,
07:36jungle training,
07:37live exercises,
07:37and in ten days,
07:39they will be soldiers.
07:42No, no, sir.
07:42There's one other consternation, sir.
07:50No one will see
07:51your green and white dinner jacket.
07:53Bring my sweet little Alice blue gown.
07:58Oi, oi!
07:59Left, we are now!
08:01Right, we are now!
08:02You want to watch?
08:04You want to watch
08:05you don't get sunburned, Ashford?
08:06Well, I want something
08:08to share for my holidays.
08:10Do you have any sun oil?
08:11No, I'm sorry, I haven't.
08:12Oh, I've got some solid brillant in.
08:15That'll do.
08:16It's gone a bit sort of
08:17runny in the heat.
08:19And it's green.
08:21Use nice bit of drippings.
08:25Start!
08:27Right, right, time!
08:44Hold her arms!
08:44One, two, three!
08:45One, two, three!
08:46Away!
08:47Start that ice!
08:50What's the matter with you?
08:52You've only had two days.
08:53You've got another eight to go.
08:54Stand still.
08:56Hey, Sergeant Major, may we have a drink of water?
08:58No, you may not have a drink of water.
09:00You're half a cup two hours ago.
09:02You're making pigs of yourselves.
09:05I'm totally dehydrated, Sergeant Major.
09:07Oh, totally deprivated.
09:09No, you're not.
09:11You only think she is.
09:12What you need is self-control and discipline.
09:14I will teach you self-control and discipline.
09:18Jawada!
09:19Egg piada!
09:20Javi Javi!
09:21Now, you see this chatty?
09:23It's full of clear, cool, sparkling water.
09:27Egg piada, Sergeant Major, stop.
09:30Now get back and sit by that stinking, dirty charoon.
09:33Now!
09:33Major, Sergeant Major, stop.
09:35Shut up.
09:37Now watch this, boys.
09:39Look at that.
09:40Cool, clear, gurgling water.
09:44Right, you will now show your self-control and discipline.
09:47Stand still!
09:47You'd like some of that, wouldn't you?
09:54Wouldn't you?
09:55Something to cool your parched throats?
09:58Oh, yes.
09:59Just to wet those cracked lips.
10:02But he's not having any.
10:04I am.
10:08Stand still!
10:09Leave him where he is.
10:10You're not human.
10:16You're a monster.
10:17You're torture.
10:18You're crawlers are disgusting.
10:21You're a beast.
10:22I've got to have water.
10:24I'm dying to thirst.
10:26I must have water.
10:28Sorry, I've come over a bit fuzzy.
10:38Have I missed anything?
10:41Shut up!
10:44Self-control lesson number two.
10:46Get your pijalas out.
10:48Hold them out!
10:48All right.
10:54You will not drink till I give the hoarder.
10:59One drop.
11:01One drop.
11:04One drop.
11:11One drop.
11:13One drop.
11:15One drop.
11:16One drop.
11:16One drop.
11:18That's better, isn't it?
11:30All right.
11:32Now then.
11:34You think you is worse off?
11:36But you could be a damn sight worse off again.
11:40Oh, yes.
11:41You think...
11:42You think I am statistic?
11:48Well, he was right.
11:50I am.
11:52Stand on one leg.
11:53Stand on one leg.
11:54Go on.
11:54Stand on one leg.
11:56Stand still.
11:57Get them knees up,
11:58sagging under your chin.
12:00First man to put his leg down on a charge.
12:02Stand still.
12:05Legs down.
12:07Right.
12:07Stand still.
12:09I was going to give you a rest.
12:09You've earned one five minutes.
12:11And then you will be back on parade for PT.
12:13Move yourself!
12:15Let's get in on.
12:15Get in on.
12:15Get in on.
12:16Get in on.
12:16Get in on.
12:17Get in on.
12:17Get in on.
12:18Get in on.
12:18Get in on.
12:19Get in on.
12:19Get in on.
12:19Get in on.
12:20Get in on.
12:21Get in on.
12:21Get in on.
12:21Get in on.
12:21Get in on.
12:22Get in on.
12:22Get in on.
12:23Get in on.
12:24Oh, my, Lofty.
12:25Are you all right, Lofty?
12:26Yes, I'm all right now.
12:27I just felt all swimmy.
12:28When we were running in the jungle, I think a little insect bit me through me sock.
12:33He must have a hell of a digestion.
12:35Did you ever see anything like that exhibition?
12:38The man's totally deranged.
12:40The next time he looks at my rifle, I'm going to have one up the spout and I'm going to
12:44pull the trigger.
12:46And that's a promise.
12:47Shooting's too good for him.
12:50He wants burying up to his neck in an ant's nest.
12:55It's your own fault, Sergeant Major.
12:57I wouldn't help you.
12:59You've been so beastly to us.
13:01I'm going to keep standing on face.
13:03There, there, Gloria.
13:04Calm down.
13:05Calm down.
13:06Calm down.
13:07Legally speaking, chaps, our only address is to speak to the officers.
13:11They'll never listen.
13:12They'll stick together.
13:13Yeah, who do all the talking anyway?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Whoever does the talking will be blamed for being a ringleader.
13:19Yes, but if we all wrote a petition and then we all signed it, then they'd have to
13:22take notice of it.
13:23That's it, will you?
13:24Well, come on.
13:25We must try.
13:26I'll go mad.
13:27I'm sensitive to atmosphere, you know.
13:29Sirs, we respectfully beg.
13:32No, no, we humbly beg.
13:34You have to be humble to officers and you sign it, your humble servant.
13:38All right.
13:39Sirs, we humbly beg to draw your attention to the fact that...
13:43That we are being maltreated and subjected to inhuman suffering.
13:48E.g. not allowing us to drink.
13:51And doubling us to wear knackered.
13:54And doubling us beyond the point of exhaustion.
13:58Not that we have anything against Sergeant Major Williams.
14:02But his behaviour is tantamount to megalomania.
14:07And it is our opinion that his mental balance is disturbed.
14:11Right.
14:12Come on, then.
14:13We've all got a sign.
14:14There you are.
14:15Then all we have to do is to deliver it.
14:16Oh, begs not too there.
14:17Oh, that's all right.
14:18Lofty will do that, won't you, Lofty?
14:19Why me?
14:20Because you are little and you won't be noticed.
14:23I'm little this way, but I'm not little that way.
14:26Come on, Lofty.
14:27Sign it.
14:28Right.
14:29There you are.
14:30Now, it'll only take you a second.
14:32Off you go.
14:33Here, Lofty.
14:34Just wander over aimlessly as if you're going for an afternoon stroll.
14:38In Burma?
14:39In the jungle?
14:40Get on with it.
14:41Go on.
14:50Go on.
15:03I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
15:06Big ones.
15:07Small ones.
15:08Some as big as your head.
15:09I'll give...
15:10Second.
15:15Come here.
15:22What are you doing?
15:23I'm aimlessly going for an afternoon stroll.
15:28In Burma, in the jungle?
15:31What's on your hand?
15:32It's a little note.
15:33Give it to me.
15:35It's for the officers.
15:37They's on leave.
15:38No, they're not.
15:39They're sitting in.
15:40They're sun on the bums.
15:42I will see they get it on their return.
15:48Look.
15:49He's given him the note.
15:51We'll all get hung.
15:54How dare you send those to officers without my permission.
15:57You're not parade.
15:58Move inside, move inside.
15:59I'm already waiting.
16:00You should be there by now.
16:01They'll probably need move inside.
16:02You have time.
16:03Turn it off.
16:04What's this?
16:06It's a petition, Sergeant Major.
16:08Oh, it's a petition?
16:11It was meant for the officers.
16:12Then I will read it on their behalf.
16:22We humbly beg.
16:23Who is humble now, is we?
16:26That's an example, isn't it?
16:32In human suffering.
16:34This is breaking my heart.
16:36Tantamount to...
16:37Meg...
16:38Megalom...
16:39Megal...
16:42Megalopneumonia.
16:47And it is our opinion that his mental...
16:51Balance...
16:53Is disturbed.
17:00Signed, Bombardier Beaumont.
17:02Canna Graham.
17:03Canna Mackintosh.
17:04Canna Clark.
17:05Canna Evans.
17:06Canna Sudden.
17:09Canna Parkins.
17:13What does this mean?
17:16You've exceeded your authority.
17:21Oh, dear.
17:22How sad. Never mind.
17:25You know what this is, don't you?
17:27Mutiny.
17:29You're that.
17:31Mutiny.
17:32Now, does anybody want to cross his name off this bit of paper?
17:35No.
17:39One last chance.
17:40Too late.
17:46Now, does you know what we can do with mutineers on active service?
17:50For a start, we can flog them.
17:52We haven't flogged anyone in the British Army for over a hundred years.
17:54Well, it's time we started.
17:58Now, this is what I think of your petition.
18:05And this is what we is going to do with it.
18:09Have a bit.
18:10Go on.
18:11Go on.
18:12Eat.
18:13Eat.
18:14Go on.
18:15Eat your own words.
18:16Go on.
18:17Eat your own words.
18:19Good quality paper.
18:21So nice.
18:23Now, eat.
18:34Go on, eat your own words.
18:44Good quality paper.
18:47It's so nice to come home.
18:50Come on, Dasha, it's your turn on stag.
18:54All right.
18:57What's the dinner, Mohammed?
18:58Soya links, Saab.
19:00Soya links sausages?
19:02Gah!
19:03They're not fit for our cat.
19:06We gave them to our cat.
19:08Now we haven't got a cat.
19:11Sorry, Saab.
19:12Sergeant Major Saab said that's all you can have for seven days.
19:16Hey, Lufty.
19:17What's that?
19:18I don't know.
19:18I feel all shivery and lightheaded.
19:20Oh, you don't look so clever from what I can see of you, son.
19:23And Sergeant Major came and took our lamps away.
19:26He said one lamp's enough for mutineers.
19:29He's in the advanced stages of acute paranoia.
19:32Just like Captain Bly, Mutiny on the Bounty.
19:34I saw that film.
19:36Charles Lawton, Clark Gable.
19:37Yeah, but this is the real true story.
19:40Do you know, he actually cut that water ration
19:42so he could water his breadfruit plants.
19:44You listen to this.
19:45Things came to a head when we were 12 months out from home.
19:50Tahiti lay 20 days to the east
19:53and we were on a northwest course
19:55making sluggish progress towards the perils of the Endeavour Straits.
19:59Bly was in a state bordering on paranoia,
20:02suspecting that someone had been thieving from his pile of coconuts.
20:05He vented his spleen on officers and men alike.
20:09Mr. Christian!
20:24Mr. Christian!
20:28Yeah, Captain?
20:31Damn your blood, Mr. Christian!
20:33You've stolen me coconuts!
20:36I had a lovely bunch.
20:39There were big ones, small ones,
20:41some as big as your head
20:42and that's saying something, Mr. La-dee-da, Christian!
20:46I never laid a hand on your nuts, Captain.
20:51You're a liar as well as a thief.
20:54You call yourself Clark Gable, Mr. Christian?
20:57You look more like Betty Grable.
21:00Get the crow mustard!
21:02There's no point in getting the mustard, Captain.
21:04They ain't got nothing to put it on.
21:06What are you talking about,
21:08you cowardly rascal?
21:09They've had no rationals.
21:11They've had petitions, Mr. Christian.
21:13I fed them meself.
21:16Get mustard!
21:16Get mustard!
21:17Get mustard!
21:24Despite his rank,
21:29Bly was a crude and oafish fellow.
21:33Fletcher Christian,
21:34the young, sensitive lieutenant,
21:36was clearly at the end of his tether.
21:39The sullen crew
21:40were a mismatched assortment
21:41pressed into service
21:42from the gutters of Deptford.
21:44There was William Peckover, gunner.
21:46Fff, pfff!
21:47He didn't call it, Boeson.
21:49Matthew Quintle and Isaac Martin,
21:51semen desperate characters
21:53who had been flogged by Blythe.
21:56Charles Churchill and Will Mackay.
22:00Bob Tinkler, powder monkey.
22:04Muspratt and Skinner,
22:05sea salts from the West Country.
22:07Hey!
22:09Hum kia aapense hai ssamandar mein,
22:12mujhe yaad arah hai.
22:14Devon, glorious day!
22:19Discontent was rife among the crew.
22:22I'm fair fed up with a grub.
22:24That's four grubs!
22:26How about you, powder monkey?
22:28I'm fed up with powdery monkeys.
22:32That man is insolent.
22:34Give him two dozen lashes.
22:37Take him with the scuppers
22:38and tie him to the rigging.
22:40Commence the punishment,
22:42Mr Christian.
22:42Okay, let the dreaded cat
22:44out of the bag.
22:50Mr Christian,
22:51that man has a fine pair of shoulders.
22:53Tell him to hold him back.
22:56What's that sewer rat
22:58of a seaman doing?
22:59I be testing the thongs,
23:01Captain,
23:02and they're not fit for our cat.
23:05Lay on, Boeson.
23:07This is inhuman punishment, Captain.
23:20That poor wretch's back
23:22is dripping with dripping.
23:25Then put some salt on it.
23:28Couldn't I have a bit of chutney?
23:29I am a voluptuous maiden
23:44from Tahiti.
23:46I'm interested
23:47in this handsome white cargo.
23:50My name is Wontaleo.
23:55Bring that Tahitian maiden
23:57here, Mr Christian.
23:58She can help me
24:00to water me breadfruit trees.
24:02You shouldn't leave
24:03your breadfruit in the sun.
24:05It'll get toasted.
24:08Look at that,
24:09my lovely boys.
24:10Cool, clear,
24:11gurgling water.
24:13But the crew
24:13were dying of thirst, Captain.
24:15Is that so, Mr Christian?
24:17Oh, dear,
24:17how sad, never mind.
24:21The crew were in an ugly mood.
24:24In no time at all,
24:25mutiny was being whispered.
24:26Mutiny, mutiny, mutiny,
24:27mutiny, mutiny,
24:28mutiny, mutiny, mutiny.
24:30The men were right for anything.
24:33They surprised Captain Bly
24:34in his cabin.
24:36What are you doing here?
24:38That's right.
24:38What are you doing here?
24:39Well, I came on deck
24:40to get a sighting.
24:42That's right.
24:42You knew you wasn't
24:43going to get one in there.
24:45You mutiny,
24:46dogs, if you kill me,
24:48you little hag.
24:49We're not going to kill you.
24:50We're going to cast you adrift.
24:52Well, we break out the longboat,
24:54the narrowboat,
24:55or the bumboat.
24:57You sailors have boats
24:58for everything.
25:00Break out the longboat.
25:02Beautiful, clean longboat
25:05already,
25:05Mr. Christian Saab, matey.
25:11OK, in you get.
25:15I'm going with him.
25:17I know he's flogged me
25:18and stabbed me
25:18and keel-holed me,
25:20but deep down,
25:21he's got a good heart.
25:22Well, nobody else helped me.
25:28Awfully sorry,
25:28I'm on holiday.
25:32So this is how you treat
25:33your old captain,
25:34is it, my lovely boys?
25:36You cast me adrift
25:37in an open,
25:38dovey basket
25:382,000 miles from land.
25:41This is motory,
25:42Mr. Christian,
25:43motory.
25:47But I live to see you
25:48hang from the highest yard
25:50army,
25:50Her Majesty's name.
25:52He'll never be a star.
25:58He's got no talent.
26:04I'm starving, starving.
26:06I feel all giddy and swimmy.
26:08You'll be swimming all right
26:10if we don't sight land soon.
26:12Give me some food.
26:15It's no good,
26:17powder monkey.
26:17You'll have to go hungry.
26:19We've just finished
26:19the last of our petitions.
26:22What are we going to do?
26:24Well, we've still got each other,
26:26powder monkey lad,
26:27so I'll tell you what I'll do.
26:29I'll toss you
26:30to see who eats who.
26:32You'll lose.
26:33It's in my leg.
26:47It's in my leg.
26:48I can't stand it.
26:50I can't stand it.
26:53It's all right,
26:54it's all right.
26:55It's the only thing to do.
26:56You've been bitten by a snake,
26:58Sugden.
26:58We've got to get the venom out
26:59as quickly as possible.
27:00I hope that doctor arrives soon.
27:03Here, fellas.
27:04I think this is him now.
27:05Now, just one more go, Sugden.
27:06I must get this point.
27:07Now, get a grip on yourself.
27:08Sergeant Major,
27:12here's some iodine,
27:12if that's any help.
27:15Stop it,
27:15because there's one
27:15who's putting chutney on me.
27:25Let's have a look at him.
27:27Yes,
27:28that's a snake,
27:28all right.
27:29It's the third today.
27:30Sergeant Major
27:31sucked the poison out of it, sir.
27:32Good.
27:33Just in time,
27:33a little bit.
27:34Right.
27:35My chaps will get him
27:35onto the stretcher
27:36and we'll move him
27:37into the field hospital.
27:38You can walk,
27:39I suppose.
27:41Nothing wrong with me, sir.
27:42Oh, you'll have to be admitted,
27:43I'm afraid.
27:44You've had a deadly poison
27:45in your mouth,
27:46the slightest abrasion
27:47in the gums
27:48and you could be for it.
27:49We'll have to give you
27:50a few shots of serum,
27:52pump you out a couple of times
27:53and keep you under observation.
27:56How long for?
27:57Well,
27:58not more than seven days
27:59at the most.
28:00But these men, sir,
28:01I have to train them.
28:02I only had two days.
28:02Not a chance, Sergeant Major.
28:04There could be serious complications.
28:06I'll try and let you have him back
28:08somewhere about a week tomorrow.
28:14I think we could resume
28:15our holiday, Ashford.
28:17You'll look after the men,
28:18won't you, Bombardier?
28:19Yes, sir.
28:19Don't let them get too slack.
28:21Of course not, sir.
28:22Give them some sort of training
28:23or something.
28:24And most important,
28:25don't make too much noise,
28:26will you?
28:27Yes, sir.
28:27I promise,
28:28you won't hear a whisper from us.
28:30Good show.
28:30Carry on, Bombardier.
28:31All right, chaps.
28:33Back to your child, boys.
28:37Yes, hey.
28:39What time would you
28:40up the valley in the morning?
28:41Well,
28:42half past nine
28:43might be rather civilized.
28:46Let's say
28:46ten o'clock, eh?
28:47Yes, sir.
28:48Yeah.
28:48Yes, sir.
28:49Yes, sir.
28:50No, I won't.
28:51Shh.
28:52La, la.
28:53Shh.
28:53Shh.
28:54Shh.
28:54Shh.
28:55Shh.
28:55Shh.
28:55We, the band boys, the boys are in, the boys will end today.
29:01With music and laughter and the coffee on the road.
29:04So when you don't laugh, you'll do the hey, hey, hey.
29:07With songs and sketches and films that we need.
29:10With us and fun, you know we're going to do some.
29:13We, the band boys, the boys are in, the boys will end today.
29:19But we're too many again.
29:21So give us a cheer, little hey, hey, hey.
29:24Just gather around and go down and down.
29:27With us and fun, there's plenty of fun.
29:30So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
29:36B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
29:43End of hope and glory, mother of the...
29:49Shut up!
29:54C- свои rules.
29:56Who is the man of the, somebody and the boys?
29:57Who is the man of the family?
29:58Who is it?
29:59Steven Flannan.
30:00I know that she's young.
30:01You guys are one way.
30:02tennis and beauty in play waiting hours and read.
30:04And so join the scrum of theabel peando楽ons.
30:05So "'The br��록 뭐' to jealousy?'
30:07No."
30:09So he remembers.
30:11You right?
30:12You look at the castle with this, everybody.
30:13The black move on, everybody.
30:15Right?
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