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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:10With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:16With songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:22So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:27B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:42All last night, I am lying awake on my chart point.
00:45Now, you have not seen my chart point, and I'm not going to show it to you, because it is very secret.
00:50It was given to me by concert party, who do not like me lying on a mat in the doorway of their basher.
00:55Oh, the fine men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party.
00:59They have hearts so big that it is bringing lumpy to my throat.
01:04Me, a humble bearer.
01:07They are feeling sorry for me, because they are falling over me,
01:11when they are creeping out at night, crying, where's the flaming bucket?
01:16So they give me this chart point.
01:18Last night, I'm lying on this chart point beside the doorway,
01:20thinking of all the wonderful things we British have done for the poor Indians.
01:25You know, before we came here, they did not even have Christmas.
01:29It is true.
01:31No freaky holly.
01:33No silent night, holy night, when everybody get drunk.
01:37But like us British, they do have birthdays.
01:40And I am knowing a big secret.
01:42Day after tomorrow, his special birthday of Gunna Parky Saab, his 21st birthday.
01:48And this is giving me big problem.
01:50Should I tell Sergeant Major Shut Up Saab, who thinks he is his daddy?
01:55Gunna Parky has sworn at me to be secret.
01:58But I am thinking that I should spill the bean.
02:02Not now, but maybe later, when he has finished his lecturing.
02:06Pay attention, lovely boys.
02:09Now, I have been having a word with the colonel.
02:11And both of us is very worried about you.
02:15Oh, yes.
02:17Because one day soon, you see,
02:18it's very likely that you will find yourselves posted up the jungle.
02:23Almost for sure.
02:27Not that the postings have gone through.
02:29Not yet, mind.
02:32What is you eating, Gunna Ravens?
02:34Baddies.
02:34King's regulations clearly state you will not eat baddies
02:37when being addressed by a warrant officer.
02:40Swallow.
02:41What about the bibs?
02:42Swallow!
02:45Well done.
02:46Now, when he is finally up there in the jungle,
02:50surrounded by the dense and penetrating growth
02:52and the reptiles and the animals and the insects,
02:55I want you to remember this one phrase.
03:04The jungle is friendly.
03:07What is the jungle?
03:09The jungle is friendly.
03:11That's right!
03:12But you does not look like you believe me, bombardier.
03:15Well, the bit I was in wasn't friendly.
03:17And what makes you say that, Bomba, my dear?
03:22It was full of weird sounds and creepy-crawly things.
03:26Sounds did not never hurt nobody, bombardier.
03:28What about the spiders?
03:30Aye, one bite and you're in your book.
03:32Shut up!
03:33Don't worry about spiders.
03:35He is more frightened of you than you is of them.
03:36I very much doubt it.
03:38I very much doubt it.
03:41Suppose, Mr. Lardy-Dar, can a grey ham
03:44that a deadly spider were to land on you
03:46a university-educated head.
03:49Like that.
03:52All you've got to do, Mr. William Lardy-Dar, tell
03:55is to turn to your compatriot
03:59and tell him to deal with it.
04:00Do so.
04:01Deal with it.
04:03Yeah.
04:06Thank you very much indeed.
04:11Well done, good boy.
04:13You showed initiative.
04:14But there is a chance, using your method,
04:17that you will drive the poisonous fangs
04:19into his delicate head.
04:22So, the correct procedure is as follows.
04:25You places your fingers behind the spider thus
04:28and flicks him off...
04:30Ow!
04:32I can't see him, one eye.
04:35From now on,
04:36we will have no fear of spiders, will we?
04:39Hey, Sergeant Major,
04:40now what about snakes?
04:41You can't flick them off.
04:42Good question.
04:43Suppose you is preceding along a jungle path
04:46and your progress is inbreeded
04:48by a poisonous snake.
04:50What does you do, bombardier?
04:53Run away.
04:56You does not run away!
04:58Not from spiders, not from snakes,
04:59not from japs, not from nobody!
05:00Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the way!
05:06Shut up!
05:09Always in the jungle,
05:11you will have in your section
05:12a forked stick of this type.
05:14Now, bombardier,
05:15has the concert party property department
05:17made me a artificial snake?
05:19Yes, Sergeant Major.
05:19Right, bring it here.
05:20I think you have to have that up and move yourself!
05:21Move yourself!
05:22It's an artificial snake.
05:39Who's responsible for it?
05:41Who's responsible?
05:42I am Sergeant Major.
05:43Good boy.
05:43Now, your snake is on the ground,
05:48sliding smoothly along.
05:50Who gets behind it in this manner,
05:52make the snake slide smoothly along, bombardier.
05:55He wames,
05:57and he thrusts!
05:59What?
06:00He is trapped.
06:01What do you do now?
06:02Shoot it.
06:04Good boy, but wrong.
06:07See, if you shoots it,
06:09you...
06:10gives away your position.
06:12And every chap in the neighbourhood
06:13would be after you.
06:14And who does not want that, does he?
06:16Now, Sergeant Major.
06:17Quite right, right, right.
06:18He knows he's got common sense.
06:19Now,
06:20you holds it there,
06:21and who finishes him off
06:22by scrunching him
06:23with the eel of your boot,
06:25thus.
06:30If you were soldiers
06:31instead of a load of puffs,
06:32you'd realise it was either him or you.
06:34You've got no choice.
06:35I mean, you're not going to go very far,
06:37you know,
06:37if he feels queasy about crushing
06:38a snake's head under your foot.
06:39I don't think it was that, Sergeant Major.
06:41I think it was the thought
06:42of crushing one of
06:43Parky's old socks under his foot.
06:46Shut up.
06:48Any questions?
06:49Yes.
06:50When you've killed it,
06:51can you eat it?
06:52Oh, sorry.
06:53Sorry.
06:56Yes, you can eat it.
06:57You spit it down the middle,
06:58take out the indigestible particles,
07:00and roast them.
07:02You'd have to be hungry.
07:05Sergeant Major,
07:05there is one thing,
07:06and the hooded cobra's head
07:07stands up like that,
07:09and then it does a sort of
07:10eccentric undulation.
07:15Eccentric undulation.
07:16Ho, ho, ho.
07:19However,
07:20I is glad,
07:21in spite of your
07:21university,
07:23panzified way of putting it,
07:24I is glad that you brought that up.
07:26I couldn't help it.
07:27To deal with the kind of snake
07:30what you are subscribed,
07:32what do you do anybody?
07:33Well, Sergeant Major,
07:34well, in Australia,
07:35they have these aboriginals,
07:37and they pick them up by the tail,
07:39crack them like a whip,
07:40and splat,
07:40their heads fly off.
07:45You should lose no time
07:46in getting your hands
07:47on one of these.
07:52The best snakehead chopper
07:54offer known to mankind.
07:56A Japanese samurai sword.
08:00Blimey,
08:00where'd you get that,
08:01Sergeant Major?
08:03You may well ask.
08:05Come and sit down,
08:06bombardier.
08:07Can I stay here
08:08near the door?
08:09Get back into a place.
08:12I got this
08:13from a Japanese officer.
08:15How much did you give him?
08:16How much did I give him?
08:22I'll tell you what I give him.
08:24I give him a kick up the behind.
08:27He was so surprised
08:28he dropped it and ran.
08:30My mum's got a smashing sword
08:32hanging on the wall.
08:33Curved it is
08:33with wiggly designs
08:34on the blade.
08:36Warrant officer,
08:37fourth dragoon.
08:39That's right.
08:40How did you know?
08:43Well, you've subscribed
08:45it so well, boy.
08:46I mean,
08:46there's very few of them left,
08:47you know.
08:48She said it was given to her
08:49by a very dear friend.
08:51Did she say that?
08:52Well, surely they don't use
08:53those things
08:54in modern warfare,
08:55do they, Sergeant Major?
08:57That just goes to show
08:57how much you knows about it,
08:58doesn't it?
08:59They certainly does use them
09:00and I'm going to show you how.
09:01Gunna Sugden,
09:02come here and bring your rifle.
09:04So, me.
09:04Yes, you.
09:05Move yourself, move yourself.
09:07Now,
09:08the samurai sword
09:09is a two-handed weapon,
09:11gripped thus,
09:13or if you was a left-handed chap,
09:15thus.
09:15Now,
09:17Gunna Sugden,
09:18you
09:20is a British soldier.
09:26For observing you,
09:28the Japanese officer
09:30will behave
09:31in this fashion.
09:32Come back here.
09:46I've got to be chopped in half
09:47and that's the last word.
09:49And you can do what you will.
09:50Gunna Sugden,
09:51you can practice on me,
09:52Sergeant Major.
09:53I don't mind.
09:54Trawler.
09:54Who said that?
09:55Who said it?
09:57There you are, see.
09:58Whoever said that
09:59is not man enough
09:59to admit it, Eden.
10:01Let alone stand there
10:01by that brave boy.
10:02Who?
10:05He's not man enough.
10:09Oh, my dear.
10:11I never thought
10:11I'd live to see the day.
10:13I'm not volunteering.
10:15I wanted permission
10:16to go for a tinkle.
10:18Shut up.
10:19Sit down,
10:20listen,
10:20and learn.
10:23On being confronted
10:24by Japanese officer
10:27bearing samurai sword,
10:30the British soldier
10:31is advised to follow
10:32this procedure.
10:35Vertigo parry thus,
10:36butt to the chin.
10:37Or it's on the left,
10:38butt to the chin.
10:39Or it's on the right,
10:40barrel to the chin.
10:41Boot to the groin.
10:42Any questions,
10:43no, try it.
10:45For the purpose
10:46of this experiment,
10:47my stick
10:48reprehends
10:50a samurai sword.
10:53A samurai sword.
10:54Right.
10:54Oof.
10:56Oh, no.
10:57Oh, no, oh, oh.
11:04Oh, no.
11:05What?
11:07YAAAHHH!
11:09LAUGHTER
11:11LAUGHTER
11:13LAUGHTER
11:15LAUGHTER
11:21It's Brooke.
11:23Of my stick.
11:25Sorry, Sergeant Major.
11:27I've had that 18 years.
11:29I only did what you showed me.
11:31No, you didn't. You came at me!
11:33I didn't want to hit it! I was not going to hit you!
11:35That was pretend!
11:37LAUGHTER
11:39King's regulations clearly state that warrant officers
11:41will not hit gunners with sticks.
11:43LAUGHTER
11:45You thought we meant it with a bit of glue?
11:47No, you cannot make it with a bit of glue!
11:4918 years I've had that.
11:5118...
11:53glorious years.
12:01You...
12:03Don't break it.
12:05LAUGHTER
12:07LAUGHTER
12:09LAUGHTER
12:11LAUGHTER
12:13LAUGHTER
12:15Limey!
12:17What about that?
12:19The man was greeting.
12:21I swear it. There were real tears in his eyes.
12:23I didn't do it on purpose.
12:25I reckon it's time for dinner.
12:27Did you figure out to buy him a new one?
12:29We never thought.
12:31It was his own fault.
12:33And his hurt had the damn thing broken.
12:35He's ever so cut up.
12:37I don't want to upset him like.
12:39Shut up, Nobby.
12:40Well, I'm going to get in the queue.
12:42Anybody coming?
12:43Shut up!
12:44No, sir.
12:45LAUGHTER
12:47Hey, Mohammed.
12:48I'm going to let you into a secret.
12:50Look what I have made as present for Parkinson.
12:53A golden key.
12:55It is very beautiful.
12:56It is for his 21st birthday.
12:58And his key to his house in Blighty.
13:00But this key will not open a door.
13:02It is made of cardboard.
13:04LAUGHTER
13:05Can you not guess why it is made of cardboard?
13:08In England, they have paper houses, like in Japan.
13:11LAUGHTER
13:12You ruddy fool!
13:14LAUGHTER
13:15It is what we're calling hypothetical key.
13:18Now, before you make any more stupid remarks,
13:20let me explain.
13:22We, British, have a tradition.
13:24But when boys and girls come of age,
13:26give them key to front door
13:28and they can come and go as they please.
13:31You mean, until they're 21,
13:33they have to use the back door?
13:35LAUGHTER
13:36Don't be silly, Burke.
13:39LAUGHTER
13:40Listen.
13:41Cough!
13:42Cough!
13:43Cough!
13:44When you are 21,
13:46you come of age.
13:47This means if there is election,
13:49you can go into polling booth
13:51and put cross and election paper.
13:53You can marry a boy or a girl,
13:55depending on your sex,
13:56without permission of your Mummy and Daddy.
13:59And you could drive a steamroller.
14:01LAUGHTER
14:03Do you have any questions?
14:05LAUGHTER
14:06Yes.
14:07Why this key is made of cardboard?
14:09LAUGHTER
14:11These are for you, sir.
14:14And these are for you.
14:16Where do I find the concert party, sir?
14:17They're the other side of the parade ground.
14:19Thank you, sir.
14:20LAUGHTER
14:21None for the B.S.M. again?
14:22No, rotten luck.
14:23I don't suppose he has many friends.
14:24Probably the ones he has don't like him.
14:25LAUGHTER
14:26How have you done?
14:27Only one, I'm afraid.
14:28Oh, it's better than nothing.
14:29Well, it's from the income tax.
14:30LAUGHTER
14:31I owe them ÂŁ1.18 and fourpence from 1940.
14:33LAUGHTER
14:34Well, tell them to come and get it.
14:35LAUGHTER
14:36My word, I'm surprised you lot know anyone clever enough to write.
14:38LAUGHTER
14:39I saw your show last night.
14:40How do you reckon?
14:41Bloody awful.
14:42LAUGHTER
14:43Right, go to Perkins.
14:44Parkins.
14:45Parkins.
14:46Parkins.
14:47Go to Sunderland.
14:48Yeah.
14:49Probably the ones he has don't like him.
14:50Probably the ones he has don't like him.
14:51LAUGHTER
14:52How have you done?
14:53Only one, I'm afraid.
14:54No, it's better than nothing.
14:55Well, it's from the income tax.
14:56I owe them ÂŁ1.18 and fourpence from 1940.
14:57LAUGHTER
14:58Well, tell them to come and get it.
14:59LAUGHTER
15:05One.
15:06Two.
15:07Three.
15:08Four.
15:09Five.
15:10Six.
15:11They're all from my girlfriend.
15:13LAUGHTER
15:14Must be missing you.
15:15It's easily done.
15:17LAUGHTER
15:18Gunnar Clarke.
15:19Aye.
15:20Here you are.
15:21Nothing for you.
15:22Gunnar Graeme.
15:23B.A.
15:24Thank you very much.
15:25That'll be from my tutor at Cambridge.
15:28Bombardier Beaumont.
15:30Oh, lovely.
15:31Hey, that's a nice fatten, isn't it?
15:33Perhaps somebody sent you some new jokes?
15:35You could do with them if you ask me.
15:37LAUGHTER
15:38I fell out of me cred laughing at some of them gangs
15:40you were telling last night.
15:41LAUGHTER
15:42We just don't cater for your sophisticated tastes!
15:45Woman's Weekly, Gloria.
15:47Who sent you that?
15:48My mother.
15:49I have to keep up with the fashions.
15:51Fashions, that's me!
15:52LAUGHTER
15:53I like the problem, Pidge.
15:54Well, they tarts up this boat.
15:56LAUGHTER
15:57LAUGHTER
15:58My tutor wants to know whether I find my companions
16:02intellectually stimulating.
16:05LAUGHTER
16:06Oh, yeah?
16:07What are you going to tell him?
16:09LAUGHTER
16:11What's that, Parkey?
16:13Twenty-one the day.
16:15You know twenty-one the day, are you?
16:17The day after the morrow, I am.
16:19Really?
16:20Isn't that sweet?
16:21What does it say?
16:23Usual soppy things, you know.
16:25Go on, read it.
16:26No.
16:27Go on.
16:28Go on, Parkey.
16:29You must have laughed.
16:31Your childhood days have passed away.
16:35Your boyhood is no more.
16:37It's time to turn your manly thoughts
16:39to what is now in store.
16:41LAUGHTER
16:42Here's some sound advice, young man,
16:44wherever you may be.
16:46Do not forget those little prayers
16:48you learnt at mother's knee.
16:50LAUGHTER
16:51LAUGHTER
16:52So, sir, everybody is now knowing
17:02that it is Gunna Parkey's 21st birthday
17:05and I am no longer bound by sacred oath,
17:07so I'm telling you, sir.
17:09Twenty-one, eh?
17:12Just fancy that.
17:13Day after tomorrow, sir.
17:15Hmm, let's see, er...
17:17About right, I suppose.
17:21Do you remember when you was 21, sir?
17:24Oh, yes.
17:25Well, no.
17:26Not exactly, er...
17:27I don't know...
17:28Well, just exactly what day I was born on, see?
17:31Oh, sir, what sadness.
17:33Did your mummy die when you were tiny, baby?
17:36No.
17:37I don't think...
17:38Well, I don't know, really.
17:39See...
17:41I was found.
17:43LAUGHTER
17:46On the steps of a convent.
17:48In a beer crate.
17:51LAUGHTER
17:52Oh, sir, what unhappiness
17:53to have no mummy and no daddy?
17:55And what does this make a man?
17:57LAUGHTER
17:59LAUGHTER
18:01LAUGHTER
18:03It's true.
18:04I was found...
18:06in a beer crate.
18:08LAUGHTER
18:09For the first three years of my life,
18:11I was called...
18:12Two-Bob-Deposit.
18:14LAUGHTER
18:15Oh, Johnny, bad luck for your mummy
18:16to be so poor
18:17that she has to give away
18:18such a fine boy to...
18:20to convent.
18:21LAUGHTER
18:22Well, she couldn't have been all that poor, could she?
18:24Otherwise, she got the two-bob back on the crate.
18:26LAUGHTER
18:27Hey, be careful.
18:28That's the sharpest razor, that thing.
18:30Do you know, once when I was in the jungle,
18:31I shaved with that?
18:32Oh, what a wonderful, brave man, you arse-hop.
18:35When so easily
18:36you could have cut off your ruddy head.
18:38LAUGHTER
18:41The lips is the tricky bit.
18:42I can see that, Sarve, I can see that.
18:44And what a good thing that you have such a big mouth.
18:47LAUGHTER
18:57You do not salute warrant officers, boy.
18:59You should know that.
19:00I'm sorry, Sergeant Major.
19:02I wasn't thinking.
19:03Well, that's not like you.
19:05I mean, generally speaking,
19:06I would have said he was a good thinker.
19:08I didn't think much when I done this.
19:10Aye, well, that was your self-preservative instincts
19:12coming into play.
19:13You move like grease lightning.
19:15Oh, aye.
19:16As born a new boy,
19:17when he was threatened,
19:19you react.
19:20Yaaah!
19:21LAUGHTER
19:23LAUGHTER
19:24What'd you do that for, Sergeant Major?
19:27LAUGHTER
19:28I was...
19:30testing your reaction.
19:31He did not move a muscle, sir.
19:33No.
19:34Nerves of steel.
19:35LAUGHTER
19:36I am very sorry, Sergeant Major.
19:37No, I will say no more about it.
19:38Verity sub, all shiny like new.
19:39Oh, not bad, eh?
19:40Considering it's 200 years old.
19:41Of course, is it really?
19:42Could I hold it, Sergeant Major?
19:43What?
19:44Grip it firm.
19:45Oh, that's great, innit?
19:46I'd give anything to have a sword like this.
19:47Would you, boy?
19:48Would you?
19:49Well, then, when the war was over, Mum could hang this on the wall as well.
19:52She could, couldn't she?
19:53Would you?
19:54Would you?
19:55Would you?
19:56Would you?
19:57Would you?
19:58Would you?
19:59Well, then, when the war was over, Mum could hang this on the wall as well.
20:01She could, couldn't she?
20:02That'd be a good place for it, wouldn't it?
20:03Beside the other one.
20:04I'll have to get one off a Jap officer like you did.
20:06Oh, that's gullot.
20:07was over mum could hang this on the wall as well she could couldn't she be a good place for it
20:14wouldn't it beside the other one i'll have to get one off a jack officer like you did
20:21oh there's guts for it isn't it
20:27anyway uh thanks for not blaming me too much about your stick it's all right boy
20:37oh really i'm very sorry sergeant major go on get back to you barsha
20:47it's a fine boy one of the finest i ever met and he's got his mother's eyes
20:54oh sir what torture it must be for you to have such a fine boy and not to be able to
20:59hold him to your great chest and kiss him
21:01i want him to have this oh sir he will be filled up to here with overjoy
21:11you must give it to him for his birthday that's right for his 21st birthday oh he's not given him
21:17much his last 20 oh hang on i can't depot orders clearly state that warrant officers and nCOs
21:23cannot give or receive gifts or favors to or from other ranks sir you must speak to colonel sir
21:28he's a very wise man especially when he is listening
21:33might have something there rangy you know i do believe that's the best idea you've ever had
21:38and what is more sergeant major sub it is neither sneaky nor wicked that's right rangy that is right
21:45it won't work
21:48well sir the upshot of all that triangle is i would like permission to give the sword to
21:53gunna parkins i see why well it's it's his birthday sir his 21st birthday have you ever given any of
22:00the others a 21st birthday present yeah no sir not that i can recall well why parkins oh he's done
22:08well sir i haven't noticed him particularly well he wasn't here as a battery clerk he made an absolute
22:12hash of things every man to his trade sir he's more the outdoor swashbuckling type
22:19i wouldn't call him swashbuckling i always look on him as a congenital idiot
22:31i don't think there's anything wrong with him there
22:39no no no by congenital i mean inherited
22:43the colonel means it's in the blood he probably comes from a long line of idiots
22:49i do not believe that to be the case sir i must say it's a most unusual request
22:58well he's got no father sir i mean not one that he knows about i see i see you mean your feelings
23:04are purely paternal yes sir i suppose so sir i mean you have no other feelings for this young boy
23:11you might describe a sort of no i'm sure he hasn't
23:19all right you do as you wish
23:23he's all clear yes did you find the man yes not bring him
23:28i have with me top hole chap he sell very best quality japanese sword
23:33all made from most fine steel in all hong kong
23:39nobby keep a look out for parking right dory how much are they that's the point
23:44it's a very beautiful source up and very strong if you're very careful how much
23:5150 rupees up hey i've only got 20. for you 30 rupees it's throwing money away well he set his heart on
23:59it's and after all it's only five each knock them down to 28 get parky to chip in and only be four each
24:07no you can't ask a man to pay for his own birthday present
24:11this is very cheap harikari sword for suicide
24:14it's only 10 rupees oh that's a one oh
24:17oh that's that's only two rupees each oh that's the one fine no for a 21st birthday present you can't
24:27give anybody a suicide sword you could use it for a carving knife shut up look that one with the
24:34with the colored handle that's right we'll have this one 21 rupees and that's my last word
24:4022 rupees up done we'll give it to him tonight right now has anybody got any pretty paper
24:46huh but in the middle of indian he wants some pretty peeps
24:50i'm not sure if you can get him from this place
24:53timothy white's
24:57but your sticky was there yesterday i'm seeing it with my very own mint spice
25:04but who would want a broken sticky it's got a silver knob on his hand in it if i find him i'll cut his
25:09hair off when i was passing canteen on way to clean boot i heard concert parties starting boozy party for
25:15birthday well hey hey we best hurry then where's our parcel is here
25:23don't look too bad do it oh never have i seen such a fine present and what delight will be on the face of
25:28park his harp at least i can do i reckon
25:36just think rogy 21 years and first time i i will again him anything
25:42but
25:4821 today
25:5221 today
25:54he's got the killer dawn never been 21 before
25:56diddly diddly diddly diddly he's 21 today
26:03well he's a jolly good bad boy but he's a jolly good bad boy
26:08and so we'll tell you all about it
26:12parky we couldn't get you a proper birthday cake so we got your birthday banjo
26:17it's got real chicken in it
26:18yeah and we want you to cut it parky on your feet speech
26:24all right this is the best birthday cake anyone could have chicken banjo
26:30blimey they still left the bones in it
26:35right we all chipped in to buy you this
26:39blimey open it go and open it
26:48that's fantastic it's really fantastic fellas oh thanks a lot
26:54oh there sergeant major come on in west parking lot
26:57no i i was just partying oh come on sergeant major he's only 21 once you know
27:02yeah come on come on
27:05rub all this you fool give it up or say well sir any kind of you
27:07we was going to send you around an invitation
27:09yeah randy said you never had a birthday party so i'd like you to share mine
27:16you really mean that yeah of course i do
27:19well i'm afraid i haven't got a birthday present for him
27:24well we haven't got one for you either
27:28but we had your stick repaired and maybe that'll do us a sort of present
27:32it's your top and our bottom
27:37what to say
27:39have a drink sergeant major
27:40i would like to wish you health and happiness and a parking
27:49well i'm not staying
27:50no
27:51deborah has clearly stated that warrant officer and gunners will not drink in each other's company
27:56not only that he was only allowed four cans of beer a week you's all had your rations so i'm closing this
28:02canteen as of now
28:05what do you have a hand there's a warrant officer i is allowed as much beer as i want it's british and
28:09it's ice so two of you double round the size of the best clerk and heavens get six thousand bottles
28:13and chalk it up to me what are you waiting for move yourself
28:24so parkisab is 21 and he is a man no mistake isn't it
28:30but what is the wicked world going to give him that is the question
28:35i have given him something that will be of comfort to him even on the most lousy rotten stinky day
28:41it is an old hindu proverb and it goes like this
28:46yesterday was bad today is worse but tomorrow that will be good
28:52because tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life
29:04the boy still ain't to take the music and the last words of you on your way
29:10you're raising your heart to sing a hey hey hey
29:13the songs and sketches and turns are when you bring us about
29:17the europe of the living sound
29:19we're the gang boys the boys are here
29:21your boys still ain't to take it
29:25a trip to make a good day
29:27so give us a cheer with the hey hey hey
29:30just gather around and go damn it down
29:33the gas so fast
29:34there's plenty of fun
29:35so meet the gang boys
29:37the boys are here
29:39the boys to entertain you
29:42b-o-b-o-y-s boys to entertain you
29:48end up for the glory
29:52mother of the
29:54America!
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30:06M-O-YM-O-YS-H-Y-O-M-O-W-O-YS-H-Y-O-M-O-YS-H-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-S-H-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y-O-Y causing-youcom-po-!!!
30:06no matter where we are
30:06how to get that
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