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The misadventures of a British Royal Artillery Concert Party unit stationed in based in Deolali in British India and the fictional village of Tin Min in Burma during the last few months of the Second World War.
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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
00:43Oh, help my boob, is that sad?
00:50Do I say, Sully, it's not very cosy, is it?
00:54Well, look on the bright side of sunshine, not upholstery, no bugs.
00:59Right, pay attention.
01:03Now, lovely boys, most of you won't have flew in a hairlplane before.
01:07But if you can take my word for it, there's hardly anything to worry about.
01:10Will they give us cushions to sit on?
01:12Cushions, cushions, this is a transport plane to get aboard, but not the Brighton Bell.
01:18It's meant for carrying urgent military supplies and paratroopers, and not a load of puffs.
01:24Do we just squat anywhere, then?
01:26Good question, Bombardier.
01:28No, we can't have too much weight in a tail, because if the pilot can't get that off the ground, the plane can't take off.
01:34And we don't want that, do we?
01:35So, Gunnar Sugden, you go in the tail.
01:42Oi.
01:42You go next to him, McIntosh up the front, and I'll be piggy in the middle.
01:55You want to sit with me back to the engine?
01:56Shut up!
01:57Oh, salam, Sarabedha, Sarabedha, Sarabedha, Sarabedha, this is a very bad day.
02:05We should all return to camp.
02:07As I was coming here, all the sacred cows were sitting down, Sarabedha.
02:10This is a sign of ruin.
02:12Shut up!
02:14Sarabedha, Sarabedha, I do not like this machine.
02:17You know, if Krishna had meant us to travel in the air, instead of hanging clouds in the sky,
02:22he would have hanged your patties.
02:25Shut up!
02:27Sarabedha, Sarabedha.
02:30Sarabedha, Sarabedha, where's the ablutions?
02:33Ablutions?
02:34You don't have ablutions in airplanes, boy.
02:37You're supposed to go before you come.
02:38There's a little hole over here, Sarabedha.
02:42I wouldn't recommend using that, boy, not once we get up speed.
02:47I say, aren't there any safety straps, Sergeant Major?
02:53Any safety straps, Sergeant Major?
02:55You!
02:56Well, Mr. La-de-da, Gunner Graham, this is a plane, not an eye chair.
03:01Now, boys, the only thing you've got to think about is take-off.
03:03It can be a bit bumpy.
03:04Nothing much to worry about, mind, but what we do is this.
03:08Now, we sit down.
03:09Oh, sit down.
03:10And we brace our legs on something.
03:14And we link arms.
03:15And them on the end catches all of something circumstantial.
03:20Right, now we'll try that.
03:22In case we take off a bit, sir, and we'll have it all sorted out.
03:25All right, boys?
03:27Right.
03:28Brace legs.
03:30Link arms.
03:32Oh.
03:34Aren't your muscles hard?
03:40Squared, shank!
03:40On your feet, boys.
03:43Right, carry on, everyone.
03:45Where are the officers' quarters?
03:47We don't have officers' quarters in Plains, Ashford.
03:49You just sit down.
03:51What about you, sir?
03:52I shall sit with the driver.
03:55Now, listen, chaps, I know this isn't very comfortable,
03:57but it will get us up the jungle in a few hours,
04:00whereas going by truck would take, at the best, about ten days.
04:03And the sooner we get there,
04:04the sooner we can put a show on for the chaps who are actually doing the fighting.
04:08What's the hurry?
04:10I'm the chap who's flying this kite.
04:12Oh, good afternoon.
04:12I'm Colonel Reynolds.
04:13This is Captain Ashford.
04:14How do you do?
04:15How do you do?
04:16Awful nice plane you've got here.
04:17Oh, I'm afraid I have planned a time or two,
04:20but as DC-28 go, it's not a bad crate.
04:23Sully, it's the DC-28.
04:25They're flying coffins.
04:27Right.
04:28A few checks, and we'll see that we can get it all onto the air.
04:37Sully, is there something important?
04:40Blimey!
04:40Here, Sergeant Major.
04:42Look what lofty found.
04:44Well done, bombardier.
04:46Beg your pardon, sir?
04:46One of my men just found this.
04:48Oh.
04:48Do not be testing case.
04:50Do not concern you.
04:51What does it do?
04:52Never your mind.
04:54Whatever it does, it won't be doing it anymore.
04:56Right?
04:57Everything is absolutely wizard.
04:59Shut the door!
05:00The man of us, get up there!
05:03What?
05:03What?
05:04What's he on about, bearer?
05:12Tell me this up.
05:13It is joke, sir.
05:14He say, if I don't see you no more,
05:16keep my curry heart in heaven.
05:19Not a very good joke, sir.
05:22Hey!
05:23Come on, bearer!
05:24Huh?
05:26Stop.
05:26I'm telling him to get stuffed.
05:31I say, what's happening?
05:33Oh, nothing to worry about, old chap.
05:35Just fumigation.
05:36So that we do not take creepy, crawly things
05:38from one place to another.
05:39I say, haven't you got gas masks?
05:43You told us we wouldn't need respirators, sir.
05:45I say, I'm awfully sorry.
05:47I am a fool.
05:49Never mind.
05:50You'll get used to it after an hour, sir.
05:55What the difference would make it a thing?
06:03Of course, a bit tightness up here, isn't it?
06:06Aye, but you keep your limbs moving, bombardier.
06:07You should be all right.
06:09It gets colder the higher up you get, see?
06:11We're getting nearer the sunny talk to get hotter.
06:13That is a good point, Lofty.
06:18But it don't work out like that somehow.
06:21The atmosphere is more rarefied.
06:25You hear that?
06:27The atmosphere is more rarefied.
06:29That answers the whole thing, doesn't it?
06:32Yeah, I think we'll get a hot drink.
06:34Hot drink?
06:35You don't have hot drinks on hair, please, boy.
06:37Yeah, what the hell are you doing here?
06:49Huh?
06:51What the truth are you going to bring us up?
06:53This sneaky stowaway, isn't it?
06:55I ought to throw you overboard.
06:57Oh, let's have a covered show first.
07:00What's that white thing?
07:02Who else is behind there?
07:03How dare you?
07:13As soon as we land, I'm handing you both over
07:15to the military police
07:16for being in enclosed government premises.
07:19Yeah, you can't get much more enclosed than this.
07:22Oh, gentlemen, sir, please do not be too hard on them.
07:25They are loyal subjects of his wonderful majesty.
07:28And also, sir, they work damn cheap.
07:30Shut up!
07:33Now, pay attention, chaps.
07:34There are a few thunderclouds ahead,
07:36so you'd better find something to hang on to
07:38as we are liable to run into one of two air pockets.
07:43You don't know what the colonel said.
07:44You'd better grab onto something.
07:46You're a man of great influence.
07:49Please ask the driver of this machine to stop
07:51and we can all get off.
07:53Shut up!
07:55What's up with it?
08:00What's up?
08:00It is fear.
08:01Fear of the unknown.
08:03There's nothing unknown about air pockets.
08:06Pockets, sir?
08:07Can you let me be bent ahead for the loon?
08:08Atchah!
08:09Sir, you see, he doesn't even know that God wore trousers.
08:15The advisor, the agent's crying out a bit.
08:18Oh, a cough or two is nothing to worry about.
08:20Just a few pimpens in the fuel system.
08:28Oh, I bet that can make a ache.
08:31Excuse me.
08:32Excuse me.
08:32This was tied to the joystick.
08:34Is it important?
08:35No, it does that!
08:36That is the ultimate.
08:37It's violent!
08:38Fire!
08:47Hi!
08:47What are you doing here?
08:48Take it out of the chimney!
08:49Ow!
08:50Don't give it out of the chimney!
08:51Don't give it further.
08:52That's why you're flying out of the chimney!
08:52Take it off!
08:57shut up!
08:57Oh, my God!
08:58Oh, my God!
08:59Oh, my God!
09:00Oh, my God!
09:01Oh, my God!
09:02Oh, my God!
09:03Shut up!
09:04I'm making fast in a chair!
09:05I thought you need to be careful!
09:06Oh, my God!
09:07Oh, my God!
09:13And what is it you're doing?
09:15Are you trying to wreck this damn guy?
09:17I'm only doing what you was doing!
09:19But you don't know how to do it!
09:21Oh, my God!
09:27Oh, my God!
09:28Dolly!
09:29Dolly, what's happening?
09:31I don't know.
09:32But if you can remember any inns, sing them!
09:35Now, pay attention, chefs.
09:37There's nothing to worry about,
09:39but the engines aren't making any power.
09:41And the pilot champion says there are too many trees
09:44to make a forestanding,
09:46so we'll have to stand by to bail out.
09:48So hand out the parachutes,
09:50put them on, of course,
09:52but don't jump and delight it!
09:54Don't you worry about that!
10:03All right, party.
10:05All right, boy, that looks blind.
10:07What?
10:08You don't look for me!
10:09Here, Sergeant Major!
10:10Left the anchor of the parachute!
10:12I was right in luck, isn't it?
10:14Sergeant Major,
10:16I haven't got a parasol!
10:18Can you hold me hand?
10:19I tell you what, Lofty,
10:21you hold on to me,
10:22and I'll hold on to you!
10:24And if we go,
10:25we go together!
10:26I don't want to go at all!
10:28The pilot has spotted a clearing,
10:32so we are going to try a forced landing,
10:35so hang on to something!
10:37Oh, and good luck!
10:39That's what!
10:40Hang on to something,
10:41and you'll probably be all right!
10:43Sully!
10:44Sully!
10:45Sully,
10:46the only him I can remember
10:47is Jesus wants me for a sand bean!
10:51And the road we are going is going to get you!
10:53Sully!
10:54Sully!
10:55Sully!
10:56Sully!
10:57Sully!
10:58Sully!
10:59Sully!
11:00We're getting nearer the ground!
11:02Right, here we go, lovely boys!
11:04All right,
11:27Right, evacuate! Blimey! I nearly did!
11:35Quickly, as it might blow up slightly.
11:39Right, move yourselves. Keep cool of these fish and cool of these fish and...
11:43Come on, Andrew! Off you, sir!
11:45Don't be foolish, Andrew!
11:47Get well, kid, to the brain as fast as you can. You all right, sir?
11:51Come on!
11:53Come on!
12:01James, that was a near thing.
12:03I didn't know my little legs could run so quick.
12:09Where's the Colonel?
12:11They stayed behind, being brave British officers.
12:23Right. Now listen to me, lovely boys. Petrol from that plane is leaking out all over.
12:32So don't none of you start lighting up any fags or we'll all be blown to kingdom come.
12:40Has he hurt himself badly?
12:41He's very gluggy, sir. He has bumped his head.
12:44What, would you get him a doctor or something?
12:46Well, don't be silly, Ashley.
12:48No, sorry.
12:54That was a near thing.
12:56These bad guys don't want to be a pilot, but they want to be a clumsy clod.
13:04What are we, sir?
13:05Well, it was a bit difficult to say.
13:06We lost radio contact a couple of hours ago.
13:08And the compass packed up in that magnetic storm.
13:10But we could be just this side of enemy lines.
13:13Or just the other side.
13:15Precisely.
13:16Well, what about the pilot?
13:17Done he now, then?
13:18He banged his head when we came down.
13:19A bit woozy.
13:20Not making much sense.
13:22Could I have a word with you, sir?
13:24Yes, of course.
13:25We could be in a bit of trouble like you, sir.
13:32I think we ought to get the rifles,
13:34take up all round defensive positions.
13:36But the rifles are in the plane.
13:38With all that petrol leaking,
13:40it only is a short circuit from the batteries or something,
13:43the whole caboose will go pop.
13:45We ought to call for volunteers, sir.
13:47Precisely.
13:48But I think we should eliminate certain categories
13:50from taking the risk.
13:52It's been one of those days, hasn't it?
13:55Yeah.
13:56As soon as you started bashing those gremlins with that hammer,
13:59I began to have more suspicions.
14:00Right.
14:01Well, in a right mess now, and that's a fact.
14:03I'm not feeling airsick any more.
14:05I'm sick with it.
14:06I'm sick with fright, though.
14:08Bye-bye.
14:09Over here, Sean Waller.
14:10Ah.
14:15Now, pay attention, chaps.
14:17We've got to get those rifles out of the plane.
14:20And the person who gets them may well get blown sky high.
14:23So we want to make quite sure the right person goes.
14:26The Colonel means goes to get the rifles,
14:28not goes sky high.
14:32Now, we've drawn up a list of, as twere,
14:34reserved occupations.
14:35And just to show there's no distinction between officers and men,
14:38Captain Ashford and I will fall in with you.
14:40Right?
14:41Fall in, chaps.
14:42Let's go, boys.
14:43Come on, then.
14:44Read the list, Sergeant Major.
14:45Right.
14:46Now, the following categories will be considered as reserved occupations.
14:47Fall out the married men.
14:49Fall out all those, as is the sole support of their widowed mothers.
14:50Are you the sole support of your widowed mother going to park in?
14:51No.
14:52No.
14:53No.
14:54No.
14:55No.
14:56No.
14:57No.
14:58No.
14:59No.
15:00No.
15:01No.
15:02No.
15:03No.
15:04No.
15:05No.
15:06No.
15:07No.
15:08No.
15:09No.
15:10No.
15:11No.
15:12No.
15:13No.
15:14No.
15:15Probably not, Sergeant Major
15:17Are you the sole support of your widowed mother going to park in?
15:19No, Sergeant Major.
15:20Me father is.
15:24I haven't got a mother or a father.
15:25He wouldn't be any good anywhere.
15:27Fall out the orphan.
15:34Now, it's no good having rifles without expert marksmen.
15:37So, fall out the marksman.
15:39Now, are you a marksman going to park in?
15:47I can't hit a thing, Sergeant Major.
15:50Never mind.
15:52Now, when we return to our normal life,
15:54we must not be without musical accompaniment.
15:57So, fall out all them who plays musical instruments.
16:02Where are you going, Gunnarsugda?
16:05Play the trumpet.
16:07No, you do not. I have heard you.
16:09What are the drums, eh?
16:10The drums is not a musical instrument. Fall in.
16:15Don't you play anything, Gunnarsugda?
16:18No, Sergeant Major.
16:20Fall out all them under 21 suffering from Dan Ruff.
16:30Now, whoever happens to be going into that aeroplane
16:33must be able to nip in and out pretty quick.
16:35That door looks to me about six foot high.
16:39So, fall out all those over six foot two.
16:43I'm sorry, you're the categories.
16:47And while you're at it, grab the radio.
16:50There is a long, long trailer winding
17:00into the land of my dreams.
17:07Hello, Baker Charlie One.
17:08Hello, Baker Charlie One.
17:10Report my bearing.
17:11Over.
17:11Sir, can you hear anything?
17:14Yes, sir.
17:15What?
17:16It's going sort of...
17:17Don't be silly.
17:22I'm sorry.
17:24Wait a minute.
17:25There's something coming through.
17:27I think it's an Urdu.
17:28Where's that pilot?
17:31Well, he's not making much sense, eh?
17:33Randy speaks Urdu, sir.
17:34Does he?
17:35Well, of course he does.
17:36He's an Urdu himself.
17:39Vera.
17:39Put them earphones on and translate.
17:42I just heard him, it is up.
17:54Hello, Baker Charlie.
17:56How are you?
17:59Huh?
17:59Sulu.
18:00Baker Charlie.
18:02I'm out of position here.
18:03What does he say?
18:10Sir, he's saying,
18:11Woo, woo, woo.
18:12Bear, stop passing about.
18:16Baker Charlie.
18:17Huh?
18:18Oh, come on, sir.
18:19Come on, sir.
18:20He's saying,
18:21we are on Bering 8-5 from Calcutta.
18:27Bering 8-5 from Calcutta?
18:29Huh?
18:29Write that down, Ashwood.
18:31Anybody got a map?
18:33Oh, I left mine near my kit in a plane, sir.
18:35Oh, we can't go through all that again.
18:36Oh, I've got one in my diary, sir.
18:38Ah, well, let's have it.
18:39The depot waters clearly state
18:40that British other ranks
18:41will not keep diaries on active service.
18:44Well, this is a map of the world.
18:46Oh, Colonel, sir,
18:47how wonderful to see
18:48our gladiest British Empire all in red.
18:53Well, I can't see anything on this.
18:54This is too damn small.
18:55If you'll allow me, sir.
18:56Now, as I see it,
18:57a Bering of 85 degrees from Calcutta
19:01should pass through,
19:03now, let me see,
19:04Shanghai, Tokyo, San Francisco,
19:07New York,
19:08and a little south of London.
19:10Perhaps we're in Kew Gardens.
19:13The point is,
19:14how far along this line are we?
19:15Well, without another Bering
19:17from another position,
19:18there's absolutely no way
19:19of telling so.
19:20Precisely.
19:21Which means we could actually
19:23be in Japanese-occupied territory.
19:24Well, only just a little bit, perhaps.
19:27Right, get them fags out,
19:28keep your voices down,
19:29them Japanese can hear for miles.
19:32Beg me your pardon, sir,
19:33but I think we should post the sentries.
19:35Yes, how very right you are.
19:36Right, stand to, boys.
19:38With your permission, sir,
19:40I would like to take out a patrol
19:41to ascertain our whereabouts.
19:43Yes, yes, you're absolutely spot on, Sergeant William.
19:45Shouldn't you wait till it gets light?
19:47Otherwise, we'll keep bumping into each other.
19:50So, I'm thinking, I should...
19:52Right, Bombardier Solomons.
19:54Sir.
19:55Soon as dawn breaks,
19:56which is any minute now,
19:57me and you is going on a recce.
19:58Understand?
19:59Sergeant Major.
20:00Oh, Sally, don't leave me.
20:02Sergeant Bowman,
20:03I'd like to come with us.
20:04Good man, good man.
20:05I never said that.
20:09Sergeant Major,
20:10please to take me with you, sir,
20:11because I am top-hole tracker.
20:14When I was a little boy,
20:15I used to make sneaky paths
20:16through jungle,
20:17and creep up behind
20:18important district officers' hub
20:19and make Chinese gooseberry, sir.
20:23Chinese gooseberry?
20:24Yes, sir, Chinese gooseberry.
20:29Right, you can come.
20:30Bondo go blowin' no gooseberries
20:32if we meet the Japs.
20:34Sergeant Major,
20:34can I come too?
20:36You, boy, whatever for.
20:38Well, I don't like all this waitin' about.
20:39I'd rather get out and do something.
20:42Ooh.
20:45Chip off the old blocks.
20:47And shoulders with it.
20:49No, no, boy,
20:50you stay here.
20:51We need some good men
20:51with a colonel, see?
20:53Yes, Sergeant Major.
20:54Sully.
20:55Sully.
20:56What?
20:56Take this with you.
21:00What is it?
21:01It's a seashell from Blackpool.
21:04It's always brought me luck.
21:07You call this luck?
21:09I'm not dead yet.
21:12Oh, thanks, Sunshine.
21:14Well, time we was moving off, sir.
21:16Yes, of course.
21:20Well, good luck, chaps.
21:21Don't take any chances
21:23and report back
21:24if you see anything nasty.
21:26Oh, and just one thing.
21:28I shan't forget this.
21:30I shall.
21:32Soon as possible.
21:35Right, follow me.
21:36Stick close
21:37and keep quiet.
21:39Goodbye, Paddy Ruth.
21:40Goodbye, Gloria.
21:42Goodbye, Lofty.
21:43Goodbye, Gloria.
21:47Goodbye, Atlas.
21:48Right, pal.
21:49Come on, Gloria.
21:51Stop playing Ronald Coleman.
21:55Because I'm going south of something.
21:59First class, chaps, sirs.
22:00Yes, I hope nothing happens to them.
22:02Don't worry.
22:03Sergeant Major knows
22:04how to take care of things.
22:06Yes, I rather wish
22:06you'd stayed here with us.
22:08Stop playing.
22:09Oh, God.
22:09No, no.
22:10No, no.
22:10I've got it, sirs.
22:11He's got it.
22:11It's a boy.
22:12I'll be here with you.
22:12What's up, Mayor?
22:33I... I am thinking that I'm hearing voices, Sergeant Major Thau.
22:37Sergeant Major, it's time to go back.
22:40You on a boat. We haven't even got an hour yet.
22:43They'll be worrying about us.
22:46Listen.
22:48It's over there.
22:53What are they saying?
22:55It is not Indian language, Sergeant Major Thau.
23:01Japanese?
23:03Right.
23:05Forward.
23:06Forward.
23:07Forward?
23:08He's mad.
23:09There they are.
23:10No shooting.
23:11We'll surprise them.
23:12What are you talking about?
23:13There's about five of them.
23:13There's only three of us.
23:15Four.
23:16Three.
23:17Five.
23:18Five.
23:19Five.
23:20Five.
23:21Five.
23:22Five.
23:23There they are.
23:24No shooting.
23:25We'll surprise them.
23:26What are you talking about?
23:27There's about five of them.
23:28There's only three of us.
23:29Four.
23:30Four.
23:31Three.
23:32Five.
23:33Right.
23:34Now, there might be more of them in that Barsha.
23:35So we do this quietly.
23:37You go left Bombardier.
23:38Sorry.
23:39I circles round to the right.
23:40Four.
23:41Three.
23:42And I can't.
23:44Right.
23:45Now, there might be more of them in that Barsha,
23:48so we do this quietly.
23:51You go left, Bombardier.
23:52Sir.
23:53I circles round to the right.
23:55You stay Jurgen at Beaumont.
23:58You stick with him, Bearer.
24:00When I give the signal,
24:02show yourselves,
24:04take aim,
24:05but don't shoot unless I shoot.
24:08Malum?
24:09Malum.
24:09Malum.
24:11I understand, Sergeant Meter Saab.
24:14Right.
24:16Move.
24:20Oh, Saab,
24:22is this not totally exciting?
24:28Hey, Saab.
24:29I don't want that.
24:45And he goes.
24:47I don't want that.
24:49Oh.
24:49All right, lovely boy.
24:51Hold your feet and keep your hands out.
25:07All right, lovely boy.
25:17Hold your feet and keep your hands out.
25:19Hard to tell.
25:19In-dum, in-dum.
25:23What do we do now?
25:24I don't want that.
25:25I don't want the souvenirs.
25:27Bearer, lead the way.
25:28I just hand me this up.
25:29Move yourselves, move yourselves.
25:30Go on.
25:30Go on.
25:31Go on.
25:31Get up.
25:32Get up.
25:36Go on.
25:37Get a move on.
25:39I'm no fancy.
25:39I was good, wasn't I, Sully?
25:52Wasn't I brave?
25:56Here.
25:58Do you know how I did it?
25:59I acted.
26:00I pretended I was Errol Flynn.
26:03This is Errol Flynn.
26:08You don't like it, Asheron.
26:09Yes, sir.
26:11They've been away far too long.
26:13Whoever thought of this idea of bringing the concert party up the jungle?
26:16You did, sir.
26:17You don't?
26:18Yes, sir.
26:19You wanted to avoid getting posted up the jungle.
26:23I can hear voices, sir.
26:28Right.
26:28There, sir.
26:29Take cover.
26:31Don't fire unless I say.
26:36It's the sergeant major.
26:37He's got a lot of chaps with him.
26:40What sort of chaps?
26:44Come on, Tordio.
26:45Get the lad out of your bum.
26:47Get it out.
26:52Right.
26:53Sit down there.
26:54Come on.
26:55Keep on color, boys.
26:56Get the lad out of your bum.
26:56Get the lad out of your bum.
26:57Get the lad out of your bum.
26:58Get the lad out of your bum.
26:59Get the lad out of your bum.
27:00Get the lad out of your bum.
27:00Well done, sergeant major.
27:01I thought we could interrogate him, sir.
27:03Good idea.
27:04Do you speak Japanese, Asheron?
27:06Well, Sam, you're super sorry.
27:10Oi!
27:11What the hell are you soldier boys doing here?
27:15What are you doing, I am saying?
27:18Who are you?
27:19Yes, who are you?
27:20Who are you?
27:21That is what I'm wanting to know.
27:23We said it first.
27:25I am the proprietor of Great Wall Chinese Restaurant.
27:30These are my waiters.
27:32You will be lit up for me.
27:34A unlikely story.
27:36Who tries to run a Chinese restaurant in the middle of the jungle?
27:38What are you talking about?
27:40Calcutta is only five miles from here.
27:43Here is my menu.
27:48Be careful, Solisar.
27:50He may be sneaky, fellow.
27:52Shut up.
27:54Can I, Beaumont, keep him covered?
27:57I mean, you're full name.
28:04What a sweet and sour, eight annas.
28:06That's cheap.
28:06Reminds me, we are starving.
28:08Let's see.
28:10Carried crocodile.
28:11No, I don't fancy that.
28:12We'll have four portions of butterfly prawns,
28:15one spring roll each,
28:17six special chop sues,
28:18and a number 49 to finish off with.
28:20Shut up!
28:22What do you make the exciting we just have?
28:25You eat all that rubbish,
28:26and one half minute later, you're hungry again.
28:28What do you make the exciting we just have?
28:43Hey, hey, good songs, and sketches, and jokes all in you.
28:47With us about, you won't be able to serve with the gang,
28:51because the boys are here, the boys do entertain you.
28:56We come to two, make it through games, so give us a cheer with the gang,
29:01hey, hey, just gather about, and go down and down.
29:04With us about, there's plenty of fun, so meet the gang,
29:08because the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
29:13B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys, to entertain you.
29:21Land of hope and glory, mother of the...
29:26Shout out!
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