00:00Ding dong, merrily on high
00:07Bells are ring
00:09Merrily the star
00:12Excuse me, can you please shut the hell up?
00:15Oh
00:16I'm trying to put my baby to sleep
00:19Oh, great
00:21This is for charity
00:24Children in need
00:26Yeah, okay, that's great for you, yeah
00:27But, like, we don't celebrate Christmas one
00:29And two, yeah, I'm trying to put my baby to sleep
00:31So I'd really appreciate it
00:34If you just left
00:35Well
00:37Sure you want your small child
00:40To give to charity
00:42Children in need, get interested
00:44Look, I've just said
00:45No, I'm trying to put my child to sleep
00:48She's crying
00:50And you've woke her up
00:51You've literally woke her up
00:53Please, just give me a couple of
00:56Qu-charity, please
00:58What for?
01:01It's children in need
01:03Okay
01:05Surely
01:05The point is
01:06You care
01:08Come on now
01:10You're a nice man
01:11He knew in Waitrose
01:13Mmm
01:15My love
01:16Look
01:18Can you please
01:20Can you please
01:21Just leave
01:24My house
01:24Can you please
01:29Just leave
01:29The manger
01:32No
01:33Can you stop singing
01:33Can you please stop singing
01:35Why
01:36Why are you singing
01:36For Jesus
01:39Lay down
01:40Can you please stop singing outside of my house
01:41Why
01:42Why are you singing outside of my house
01:43The bright sky
01:46Can you please stop singing
01:48Outside of my house
01:50Little Lord Jesus
01:52Lay down
01:54In the hay
01:56Listen
01:56If I give you money
01:58Will you please
01:59Just stop singing
02:00Alright
02:01Go
02:02Well that's not going to happen
02:03I want
02:05I want a fiver or a tenner
02:07Thank you darling
02:07But
02:08Can you
02:09Okay
02:10Thank you
02:10Do you take card
02:12Um
02:14Um
02:15Look
02:17We're just
02:18Carol singers
02:19We don't carry
02:20Stuff around
02:21Like that
02:22All we want
02:23Is a bit of cash
02:24For the charity
02:25I think
02:28You want the cash
02:30For yourself
02:31Ding dong
02:35Merrily on high
02:36Hey please
02:37I'm singing outside of my house
02:38Ding dong
02:40Merrily the sky
02:41You know what
02:44I think
02:46You've got the better of me
02:47This time around
02:48Hi
02:50Can you please
02:51Stop singing outside of my house
02:52Now
02:52Will you tweet anyway
03:01I want to
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