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00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:01Who are you?
00:02That's our mic couch.
00:03No, this is our house.
00:04Not from today, it's not.
00:05What do you mean from today?
00:06I don't understand.
00:06We've been here for nine years.
00:07We don't think it is because I signed the papers today
00:09and I've got handed the keys today.
00:11Have you paid the rent?
00:12A couple of issues, do you have a week issue now?
00:14I've already stopped your date.
00:15I'll get myself comfy, shall I?
00:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19Go on the landlord.
00:20Tell me the truth.
00:21I don't know what you're playing at.
00:22Is this for real?
00:22Yeah.
00:24Dating inside.
00:24Well, ask her.
00:26Do you know what?
00:30The landlord joins the scene.
00:31Have you winding me up?
00:32I'm not winding up.
00:32Do you want to just phone the police?
00:33Oh, yeah.
00:34Just trespassing.
00:35You're trespassing?
00:35You've got my papers in your hand.
00:37No, no, no.
00:37We've got aid papers.
00:38Reread them.
00:39I'm going to convene, sir.
00:40You turned up on the weekend.
00:41No, no, we can't get hold of it.
00:42This is a windup.
00:42Now she's making things personal.
00:44Pretty sure I heard you mention that you haven't been paying you rent.
00:46He's missed a couple of payments.
00:47Oh, you've missed a couple of payments.
00:49He's not going to kick us out of a couple of payments.
00:51Surely he has.
00:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53That's fake.
00:55You need to take your shoes off on my carpet.
00:58He's about to get a crazy call from the landlord himself.
01:06It's probably a prank, but someone has just walked into our house saying she's signed a contract to live here.
01:12Hang on, just going to put it on a loudspeaker.
01:14Yeah, she's the new tenant.
01:15She's the new tenant.
01:15You guys are out today, yeah?
01:17Are we out today?
01:18Why are we out today?
01:18Because we're up to date.
01:19You know that payment that you missed for a couple of weeks?
01:22I know I said it was fine, but yes, I'm not actually fine.
01:26After nine years, you're kicking us out because I never have a payment.
01:31Steve, Steve, Steve.
01:32How many times have you missed rent and how many times have I given you a benefit of the doubt?
01:35No, but where was the notice?
01:36Now they're catching the landlord in his own lies.
01:39I gave you a notice.
01:40I gave you a notice.
01:41I just...
01:41If you don't mind me asking, what notice did you give us, how, through the post?
01:46I'm pretty sure I gave you a written notice.
01:47You're pretty sure you gave us a notice.
01:49Did you get a notice?
01:50Yeah, no notice.
01:51She's signing a contract now, sir.
01:52I'm not disputing she's signing a contract.
01:54I'm asking you now.
01:55You said you're pretty sure you gave us a notice.
01:58What notice did you give us?
02:00Tell them we're going nowhere.
02:00We've got squatters right.
02:01Look, she's paid two months up.
02:03I don't give a shit what she's fucking paid, mate.
02:05We've been here nine years, and now you're saying you're kicking us out or something today.
02:09Where the fuck do you expect us to go today?
02:12You're no family, innit?
02:13Are you taking a fucking...
02:14I'm your notice.
02:15Hi.
02:16She's moving in now, all right?
02:17And that's the end of it.
02:18I don't think so.
02:19You know what?
02:20Get the police.
02:20I want to see the nut.
02:22Was it...
02:22How did you send them?
02:23Was it an email?
02:24Was it a text?
02:24You didn't send any.
02:25Why am I?
02:26I've been a top landlord this whole time.
02:27You're the one that's been missing all these payments, mate.
02:29You're the one that's breached the contract.
02:30A top landlord?
02:32You're waiting for the bathroom to be sorted for two years, you cheeky fucker.
02:36Listen, listen, listen.
02:37We replaced that boiler in no time at all, all right?
02:40You're the one that's been missing any else, all right?
02:42Eight months was no time at all in wintertime.
02:45We needed a hot water.
02:46Listen, she's in, you're out.
02:48That's the end of it.
02:48We're going nowhere, mate, because you're still not through.
02:50All right, see you later.
02:51Have a nice day.
02:52Cheeky.
02:53Tell you what, Steve, pay your rent on time.
02:56Part my house.
02:56Oh, well.
02:57Where are you from today?
02:58Oh, thank you.
02:58We ain't got nowhere to go.
02:59Well, I'll give you a couple of hours to get yourself sorted.
03:03We're not going nowhere.
03:04Landlord says you're out, love.
03:05See you soon.
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