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00:00Get out of my car.
00:01Who are you?
00:02Get out of my car!
00:03This is my car, this is my car.
00:04What are you talking about?
00:05You stole my car!
00:06No, I didn't!
00:07Do you have a Maryland license plate?
00:08No!
00:09This is my car!
00:10This does not have a Maryland license plate.
00:12How would I steal your car?
00:13I left the keys in the cup holder, like an idiot.
00:16Give me my keys back.
00:17No!
00:18This is my car!
00:19No, it's not.
00:20Look at the license plate.
00:21No!
00:22I'm not getting out!
00:23It's not funny.
00:24I don't get why you're laughing.
00:25I swear.
00:26I have a BMW too.
00:27But will he be forgiving when she comes to her senses?
00:29I didn't mean to intentionally steal your car.
00:31How did you not notice that it's not your car?
00:33We have the same interior.
00:35I don't know.
00:35You have brown interior.
00:37No.
00:38These are custom seats.
00:39What are you talking about?
00:41I have white interior.
00:42The interior's not white!
00:44It's brown!
00:44I'm an idiot!
00:45Is your car even black on the outside?
00:47Yes!
00:48Wait, wait.
00:48You ran all the way from Whole Foods to the beer?
00:51Yes!
00:51Because I tracked the car.
00:53I have an air tag in here.
00:54I have ashes in the car.
00:56I can't...
00:57Ashes?
00:57She didn't just take his car.
00:58She took his granddad.
01:00My grandpa's ashes are in the car.
01:02I wasn't going to let you steal it.
01:03And that's why my phone didn't connect to the Bluetooth.
01:06It said David.
01:07Is that your name?
01:08Yes!
01:08You deleted my name off of my car.
01:10I'm sorry.
01:11It says Chelsea now.
01:12Can you get in and we go back to Whole Foods to get my car?
01:15No.
01:16The seat is so close.
01:18Is this what you sprayed in my eye?
01:21Yes.
01:21I did in my face, okay?
01:23I just got that from Whole Foods.
01:24White, medium old hairspray.
01:26It did not work on my eyes.
01:28Well, I smell really good now.
01:30It's apple fruit extract and sage leaf.
01:32Do you want that?
01:33I pulled something when I was yelling.
01:35I was like, who's that grandma driving my car?
01:37I almost felt bad.
01:38You definitely did.
01:39I was like, look at all those wrinkles, dude.
01:40But this is not the only time he's had to sort out a misunderstanding.
01:44That's not yours.
01:45Come back.
01:46Damn, this is my package.
01:47This is my package.
01:48Babe!
01:49Somebody's taking our package.
01:50This is my package.
01:51Okay.
01:52Sir.
01:53Sir.
01:54You don't need to get like that.
01:55I do need to get like that.
01:56Because you stole it.
01:57It's about to get worse for this guy.
01:58Bro, get the lies out of here.
02:00Just drop the package.
02:01Get out.
02:02You don't even know me.
02:03I got you on camera, bro.
02:04On camera?
02:05Yes.
02:06It's impossible.
02:07That wasn't impossible.
02:08I got you two weekends in a row.
02:09Sir, I just moved in two days ago.
02:11So that's...
02:12That is the biggest BS.
02:13Give me the package, bro.
02:14Sir, sir, sir.
02:15I know every person in this whole neighborhood.
02:17Sir, this is my package.
02:18And you're delivered to the wrong place.
02:20Bro.
02:21Oh, I'm good.
02:22If you just look at the package, you'll see that it is mine.
02:24Bro.
02:25It is not your package.
02:26Why would you think it's me, though?
02:28Because look at this video, bro.
02:30Tell me that's not yours.
02:31Oh, man.
02:32Oh, man.
02:33It's you.
02:34No, it's not, bro.
02:36Then who is it?
02:38It's my cousin.
02:39Oh, no, it's not.
02:40It's you, bro.
02:41Wait.
02:42What is your cousin doing at my house, bro?
02:44Oh, man.
02:45I've been praying for him.
02:47Every time I get a new place, he does this.
02:50I will be happy to repay you for anything.
02:52No, no.
02:53I got stuff like that in my family, too.
02:54What was your name?
02:55James.
02:56James.
02:57Dave.
02:58Dave.
02:59Yeah.
03:00He doesn't have Jesus.
03:01No.
03:02He's lost.
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