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00:00Yeah, sorry, what is it?
00:01Hey, um, sorry, what's that smell?
00:04What do you mean?
00:05It stinks of dead animals.
00:08Dead animals?
00:09The neighbor just complained about this really bad smell.
00:12I mean...
00:13It's definitely coming from here.
00:16Sorry, I'm just, I'm in the toilet.
00:19Sorry.
00:20Yeah, exactly.
00:22That's what's happening to all the neighbors around here.
00:23We're kind of choking.
00:25Yeah, I'm just doing a poo.
00:27Yeah, it stinks.
00:28It really stinks and you're stinking up the whole place here.
00:31Yeah, what do you want me to do?
00:33I mean, that's why I've got the window open for ventilation.
00:35So that the whole neighborhood can die of that terrible stench.
00:40No, but look, I'm even spraying, I've been spraying this on the toilet.
00:43It's like a, you know, like a little...
00:45That's good for you.
00:46Maybe it's helping you, but the rest of us, we're not having a good time here.
00:50It stinks.
00:51Yeah, so what do you want me to do?
00:53I don't know.
00:54Honestly, the smell is like hazardous
00:56and I think I might have to call the cops.
00:58Call it for what?
00:59The room freshener is not helping any of us.
01:02Yeah, but what do you want me to do then?
01:03It stings.
01:04Yeah, but what?
01:05I have kids at home.
01:07They're going to die.
01:09What?
01:09Because of my poo?
01:11It's lethal.
01:12The smell is lethal.
01:12Look, I've got loads of air fresheners.
01:15I'm just, I don't get the issue.
01:17Yeah, the air freshener is kind of for you
01:18and what about for the rest of us?
01:21Yeah, but I don't, I don't, I don't, look, it's just, it's just the poo, like, it's not that bad.
01:26For you, maybe, because you're used to it,
01:28but for us, we're kind of stinging up the entire neighborhood,
01:31so you need to stop before I call the cops.
01:33What do you want me to do, like, close the window or something?
01:35Close the window isn't going to help because the smell is lethal, so, um,
01:38I don't know, spray the whole neighborhood with freshener.
01:42I mean, if you, if you want to, if you...
01:44I don't want the freshener.
01:45Listen, just, can you shut the window?
01:47It's...
01:47No, but look, but I need, I need the ventilation.
01:49Can you just, I don't care what you need at this point.
01:53I care about what this neighborhood needs.
01:54It stings.
01:55Yeah, but what I'm saying is that there's, there's poor ventilation in the house.
01:57That's why when I use the toilet, I need to open the window.
02:00Listen, it, I can't bear the smell.
02:02You need to stop.
02:03No.
02:04Can you shut your window and can you flush that toilet
02:07and spray this house?
02:10When I finish, when I finish, I'll flush again, but, like, I'm using this...
02:14Look at the size of that little thing.
02:16You think that's going to help you?
02:17Yeah, but this is, like, it's perf...
02:18It's perfume for the toilet.
02:19It's perfume for your nose.
02:20No, it's for the toilet.
02:21It's not all your noses that are around this neighborhood.
02:23It's perfume for the toilet.
02:24I don't care about your toilet.
02:26Your toilet can smell of whatever it wants.
02:28The smell is everywhere.
02:29No, it's called, it's called, I've been using this.
02:30It's called post-poo perfume.
02:33Post-poo perfume?
02:34Yeah, and it's blush.
02:36It smells like roses.
02:38Maybe that's what you...
02:38I'm so happy for you that it smells of roses,
02:40but your post-poo perfume is not helping any of us.
02:43Maybe that's what you're smelling.
02:44Maybe you're smelling the...
02:46The problem is with my nose, not your shit.
02:48Yeah, but maybe you're smelling the rose.
02:50I am, I'm not...
02:51Oh.
02:51It could be, it could be the roses that you're smelling.
02:53Sorry, it's not smelling of roses.
02:55It could be...
02:56I really think I would mix poo with roses.
02:58I mean, I'm sorry.
02:59Do you really think I would mix...
03:01What do they grow roses with?
03:03Sorry?
03:04What do they grow roses with?
03:05What?
03:07With poo.
03:08Why do they grow roses with...
03:09They don't grow roses with poo.
03:11They put poo on it.
03:12You have to smell a rose and think,
03:13oh, this smells of poo.
03:14It does.
03:14It does not.
03:15When's the last time...
03:16When's the last time you...
03:17I don't even smell a poo.
03:17Your poo smells of hydrogen peroxide or something stinky.
03:21I don't even know what that is, but look.
03:23Yeah, you know what it is.
03:25You're interrupting me.
03:26It's like sulfur.
03:27Oh.
03:27I still don't know what that is.
03:29You don't know what sulfur is.
03:30You're interrupting me.
03:32It smells...
03:32I'll keep spraying.
03:34Did you want the air freshener?
03:35It smells...
03:36I don't want your rosy poo, post-poo scent.
03:39No, this is air wick.
03:44Purple, lavender, meadow.
03:45Look, if you want to complain about the smell,
03:49I'm giving you a perfume.
03:50I don't want your perfumes.
03:51It's not helping.
03:52I need to...
03:53You know what?
03:54Sorry, your freshener's not going to help.
03:56I'm going to call the cops.
03:57No, you're being so silly.
03:58I'm not very silly.
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