00:00Do you mind just moving your car? Well, I'll pick my mum up from the house.
00:03She's disabled, so she can't walk very far.
00:06I've come from India to have a better life.
00:08And this is really not what I'm expecting right now.
00:11And this time, it's so cold.
00:13And it's so hard to park here.
00:14Because in India, we can park anywhere we want.
00:17And here, I just came to park for like one minute.
00:20And here you say, I have an old mother who's disabled, who's on crutches.
00:23And you want me to move my car? Come on, bro.
00:25Like, can I just... It's so cold. Like, why is it so cold?
00:27And why is your mother so old?
00:29So, if you was in India...
00:30Cold and old, like...
00:31Would you not? I thought you were supposed to be polite.
00:33Wouldn't you move your car if you was in India?
00:35No, we will. We...
00:36Or your tripod or whatever you drive.
00:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39Tripod.
00:40Surely you'd move your...
00:41I don't know. Somebody drives a tripod in India, apparently.
00:44Like, I don't know.
00:45Right, so I don't want to cause any trouble.
00:47Surely you'd let an 80-year-old woman just walk to here.
00:50Rather than making her walk right up the road.
00:53Surely. I thought...
00:54I thought from India, you'd be nice and pleasant.
00:57And you'd want to come to our country.
00:58Surely you'd start to work your way into our society.
01:02And this is what we would do.
01:04If I went to India and your mum was coming out,
01:07I'd move out of the way.
01:08I'd move your tuk-tuk out of the way.
01:11And I'd make sure we could park...
01:13So you could actually bring your mum out.
01:15Mum out.
01:16Let me tell you a secret, young old man.
01:18Indians are not nice.
01:19We pretend to be nice so we can get the visa and the citizenship.
01:22That is point number one.
01:23Point number two is...
01:24We're not going to move.
01:25It is so hard to get a spot anywhere in the world, brother.
01:28We are going to every country for a visa.
01:31I come here.
01:31Again, you say you have an old mother, old lady.
01:34You know how many mothers we have?
01:35We have mother, father's mother, mother's mother, sister's mother, brother's mother.
01:39We are full of mothers in my country.
01:41I love my mother.
01:42I love your mother.
01:43But that does not mean I have to move the car all the time.
01:46Look, I'm going to ask you for the last time.
01:48Please move your car.
01:49I'm being really nice with you.
01:52Please, please move your car.
01:54The answer is no.
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