Entitled Karen Tried Saving a Parking Spot and Instantly Regretted It

Hazel Eleanor

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00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?

00:03Why are you parked here?

00:05Sorry?

00:06Why are you parked outside my house?

00:07What do you mean, love? I'm just parked outside here.

00:09Yeah, this is my house.

00:11Okay, so what do you want?

00:13I'm wondering why you're here.

00:17There's no reason why I'm here, love. I'm just parked. I'm just waiting for my friend.

00:20Yeah, well, my boyfriend's in the house and he saw you parked outside and he thinks that's really weird.

00:26Your boyfriend?

00:27Yeah.

00:28Okay.

00:29My boyfriend, he's in there.

00:30Okay.

00:31My boyfriend, he's 6'4".

00:32What, he's in 6'4"?

00:34He does kickboxing.

00:35No, he's 6'4", and he does kickboxing.

00:38Okay.

00:39So, like, I wouldn't mess with him.

00:41Okay.

00:42So, like...

00:43So, like, you need to leave.

00:45Because this is weird, you're being parked at my house and I feel a friend.

00:48I'm literally just waiting for a friend of mine.

00:49His name's Mikey, actually.

00:50His name's Mikey?

00:51Mikey, yeah.

00:52Mikey.

00:53Little boy Michael.

00:54It's not Michael, it's Mikey.

00:55Michael, yeah?

00:56No, his name's Mikey.

00:57So, if you don't move, then he's going to have to come out of the house and he's going to have to, you know, he's going to have to fight you.

01:03Hold the minute, yeah.

01:05Mikey.

01:06No, no, sorry, Michael, yeah?

01:08No, it's Mikey.

01:09Michael.

01:10Okay, so, little boy Michael is going to come outside and battle me.

01:14Yeah.

01:15Battle me for what?

01:16Because you're in front of the house and it's weird.

01:17Yeah, but I'm not, love.

01:18Your house is there.

01:19I'm parked here.

01:20No, but you are in front of the house.

01:21Yeah, but...

01:22This is...

01:23All of this.

01:24This is our house.

01:25Who's what?

01:26Your...

01:27One second.

01:28What, what, what, what?

01:29It's yours or it's Michael's?

01:30It's ours.

01:31It's yours.

01:32Yeah.

01:33Yeah.

01:34I'm just here waiting for a friend, that's it.

01:36No, I don't think you're in front.

01:37Because, like, you don't want Mikey to come out here.

01:40I don't want Mikey to come out here.

01:41Michael.

01:42I don't want Michael to come out here.

01:43Because he was like, you can talk to him first, because he was like, if I talk to you

01:47and I get you to move, then he doesn't have to come out here.

01:50Look, look, my friend is literally just coming out of that house over there.

01:55Okay.

01:56Why...

01:57Then why don't you go wait outside his house?

01:58Why are we taking the earrings out?

01:59Why don't you go wait inside your friend's house rather than waiting outside mine?

02:02Because there's literally no drive there.

02:04You're on the pavement right now.

02:06Why can't you just be on the pavement outside your house?

02:08Why are we taking the earrings out?

02:09I put your hair up.

02:10No reason.

02:11No reason.

02:12I will go and get my boyfriend right now.

02:15What for?

02:16I'm going to get...

02:17What for?

02:18Because you're annoying me.

02:19But what have I done?

02:20You're frightening me.

02:21You're filming me.

02:22That's weird.

02:23No, it's weird.

02:24It's so weird.

02:25How's it weird?

02:26It's just...

02:27It's just weird.

02:28People come out to me saying,

02:29Oh, my boyfriend Michael is not going to be happy.

02:31Yeah.

02:32Mikey is Mikey.

02:33Michael.

02:34No, I'm going to get...

02:35Michael in sixth form.

02:36Don't move.

02:37I'm getting my boyfriend.

02:38For what?

02:39What have I done?

02:40What?

02:41You 40 year old!

02:42What's going to be thinking?

02:43I've done all 3.

02:44I've done here!

02:45When is complete, for a full name?

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