He humbled the 'lawyer' real quick 👏

Hazel Eleanor

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00:00Don't f***ing touch my car.

00:01I won't if you take your car back.

00:03Don't f***ing touch my car.

00:04That's not where the car goes.

00:05That's blocking the handicap access way.

00:07Car carol's right there.

00:08See where that guy is?

00:09Yeah.

00:10Why aren't you taking it back?

00:11I'm in the handicapped spot.

00:13Sorry.

00:13But then the next person who's here,

00:14if they had a chair or something,

00:15they couldn't get out.

00:16Okay, I'll remember that.

00:17Sorry.

00:17Well, you can do it right now.

00:18You don't have to remember it.

00:19I have cancer.

00:20I'm sorry.

00:20I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am.

00:21The next person could have cancer, too.

00:23Okay.

00:23This parking lot vigilante

00:24wasn't about to let them get away without punishment.

00:27I have a bumper sticker for you.

00:30Yes, you do,

00:31because you just left your car in the middle of the spot.

00:32Here, I'll put that right there for you.

00:35I'll have more.

00:36I've got another one here if you like it.

00:38Well, no, I think you're going to throw it away if you do it.

00:42But you deserve it because you've left your car.

00:45What are you talking about?

00:46You know what?

00:47What?

00:50Thank you for taking it back, ma'am.

00:51I'm out of bumper stickers.

00:53Well, that's not nice.

00:54But he wouldn't be satisfied with just one car

00:56back in its rightful place.

00:57That's not where the car goes.

00:59It is literally loose on an angle.

01:01Are we going to have to turn this?

01:02Yes, it's my job is to have these conversations

01:04and to teach folks.

01:05And you have a partner with you who could do it for you.

01:06All right, there goes the hood magnet.

01:09Do you need to turn this car?

01:10No, no, it's a magnet.

01:11Yeah, but that's assault.

01:12I don't think you know what that word means, number one, ma'am.

01:14No, I actually do.

01:14I'm a lawyer.

01:15Okay, well, give me the definition.

01:16I'm sorry, what did you just do?

01:17I put a magnet on the car.

01:18Yeah, that's the...

01:19Okay, we're going to call the car for now.

01:21And what would you like to say about that?

01:22What's the charge going to be, do you think, ma'am?

01:23And sir?

01:24It's called assault.

01:25Well, okay, we just changed it, didn't we?

01:27No, what's assault, sir?

01:28Assault is touching...

01:29The improper touching or...

01:31You want to keep coming at me, Mr. Lawyer Man?

01:33Because you're lying and you don't know what you're talking about.

01:35Oh, my God, you...

01:37I'm sorry, are you a boy here?

01:38No, sir, we're a public service of highly trained sexy agents

01:41who we go out and we help folks.

01:43You're one of them?

01:44I'm the head in the dark, yeah, Agent Sebastian.

01:45Well, I mean, that's pretty obvious.

01:47He gets his kicks bringing Karens to justice.

01:50That's not doing it.

01:51What? Yeah, it's rolling away, huh?

01:53There's a car return right over there if you want it.

01:54Powerful letters.

01:55Did you just spend $300?

01:56Oh, what'd you buy?

01:58Crochers.

01:58Okay, so then do you think you get to make it harder

02:00for the next person to park?

02:02Oh, here come the...

02:03Okay, let's bring them on.

02:04I don't know what, here.

02:06I'm a nice guy.

02:06I'm helping out the community, actually.

02:08I have one knee.

02:09And who are...

02:10I want your carter.

02:11Okay, I got one for you.

02:12But, yeah, so did you have one knee

02:13when you walked into the store, too?

02:15Or did you lose it on the way in?

02:17This is what we give for folks.

02:18I want your name.

02:19It's Agent Sebastian.

02:20That's our number if you want to call us.

02:21Thank you, you betcha.

02:22Thank you very much for taking your cart back.

02:23You did the right thing.

02:24You can't deny that his method works.

02:27I'm going to help you guys out with your cart placement.

02:28The one that's on the curb over there?

02:30Uh-huh.

02:30That's not where it goes.

02:32Well, how can I go and put it on then?

02:33No, I'm the cart narc.

02:34I help you take it back.

02:35Don't touch my cart.

02:36I won't if you take your cart back.

02:38Don't touch my cart.

02:40I think you're capable.

02:41You know what else?

02:42Don't touch my property.

02:43That way of somebody else's property.

02:45I said don't touch my property.

02:46And I said that's in the way of somebody else's property.

02:48All right, you're getting a magnet right here.

02:51Now, sir.

02:52Hey, listen, ma'am.

02:54I told you I'm ready.

02:55Oh, I didn't put it on.

02:56There, I faked you out.

02:56Give me a favor.

02:57Yeah.

02:57Can you not do this?

02:59Yes, sir.

03:00I understand.

03:00I understand you have to keep the peace.

03:01I totally get it.

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