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00:00I'm back. When I tried to check it, you guys were like, you can't check it.
00:05This lunatic had the biggest public meltdown at an airport for being trespassed,
00:10prompting the police to take action and escort her out.
00:13As a black man to a white woman, what did I do wrong? Please tell me. Please tell me what I did wrong.
00:21Okay, it's fine. Please tell me what I did wrong. Did I talk to somebody? Did I talk to somebody?
00:25So she's the mat? Why can't I get on my plane?
00:28Because of her attitude, I think originally it started because she wouldn't.
00:33I didn't need to. I have a carry-on.
00:36Stop talking. You're talking too loud.
00:37No, no ma'am. This is my carry-on.
00:39You didn't go.
00:40Dude, I have a carry-on. This is my carry-on.
00:44Okay.
00:44Why can't I get on my flight? Why can't I get on my flight? Please tell me.
00:49Do you think yelling is going to help?
00:51Dude, no. But this guy's telling me I can't get on my flight.
00:56I have a court case tomorrow and I can't get on my flight because he's saying I don't have a good attitude.
01:01Like, bitch, I need to get to my court case tomorrow.
01:04Due to her lovely attitude, the cops could assume the obvious,
01:07which is her being wasted to the point where she started acting like a 13-year-old.
01:11This is a carry-on, sir. It's a carry-on.
01:14This is a carry-on bag.
01:17Are you dumb?
01:19This is a carry-on bag.
01:21I know. I've flown a million times.
01:22I've been to Africa. I've been to Europe.
01:24I've been all over the fucking country.
01:27This is a carry-on.
01:28Okay, and this is my purse.
01:32When I tried to check it, you guys were like,
01:34you can't take your back.
01:35You're a fucking bitch.
01:36I'm not a stupid bitch.
01:38I'm not on drugs and I'm not drunk.
01:40I need to get on the flight.
01:41That's debatable.
01:42Listen to the next thing I say.
01:45Be quiet.
01:45And listen to the next thing I say very carefully.
01:47Be quiet.
01:48Listen to the next thing I say very carefully.
01:51You are intoxicated.
01:52You just told me you were.
01:53Your behavior is being quiet.
01:56Go ask the kids a little bit.
01:58Your behavior is demonstrating that you're intoxicated.
02:02You're being erratic.
02:03You are very upset for whatever reason.
02:07Because you're going to try to do this on my last flight.
02:10I didn't try to do anything.
02:11This is my first time seeing it.
02:12So why can't I have a carry-on bag?
02:15That's my carry-on bag.
02:18I'm at the Springfield Airport.
02:20Or sorry, Dallas Airport.
02:21I'm at the Dallas Airport.
02:22Put your hands behind your back.
02:23Put your hands behind your back.
02:24Put your hands behind your back.
02:24Put your hands behind your back.
02:24Do not fight.
02:25Don't, I'm at it, though.
02:26Listen.
02:27I'm at it, though.
02:27Listen.
02:28You are under arrest, all right?
02:30I'm at it.
02:32Put your hands behind your back.
02:37Relax.
02:38Relax.
02:39Relax before you get charged with your system, all right?
02:42No, no, no.
02:43Stop.
02:43You are under arrest for public intoxication, all right?
02:49Wait.
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