00:00You all right there, mate?
00:01Hello, neighbor!
00:02Have you found...
00:02Yeah?
00:04...veganism?
00:05I have.
00:06Excuse me?
00:07I'm here to save the planet.
00:08I'm here to save your life.
00:11No, Bobby Cust!
00:13Did you get that?
00:16You're killing the planet.
00:18One chicken at a time.
00:21One cow at a time.
00:23You're killing the planet.
00:26I'm a recent convert.
00:28I found veganism.
00:29It saved my life.
00:31I used to be 200 kilograms.
00:33Look at this.
00:34In one week.
00:35Whew!
00:36Just stopping the killing.
00:38Okay, well, congratulations, mate.
00:40What do you want?
00:42I beg your pardon?
00:43Every single house in the neighborhood.
00:48No barbecue!
00:51It's barbecue season, you know?
00:53And people's thoughts turn to murder of beef.
00:56Murder of chickens.
00:58Murder of everything.
01:02I'm here to stop it.
01:04Have you found veganism?
01:05I am.
01:06Well, to me, who the hell are you?
01:09A vegan?
01:11Out to save the planet.
01:13One chicken at a time.
01:15One cow at a time.
01:16Yeah, but who are you?
01:17One zebra at a time.
01:20Okay, well, go to me.
01:21Who are you?
01:22Life is precious.
01:24I'm your neighbor.
01:26I'm against all the smell of burning dead bodies.
01:31No.
01:31Mate, I think you've been smelling something a bit, a bit too much.
01:38No.
01:40You'd rather have a barbecue than save the planet.
01:43Seriously?
01:45What are you drinking?
01:46Barbecue sauce?
01:47Well, right now I'm not even having a barbecue, mate.
01:49Well, like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not even having a barbecue right now.
01:53But I'm going to have one.
01:55You're planning one.
01:56I can tell.
01:56Oh, yeah, of course.
01:57Because it's summer now.
01:58It's summer now.
01:58It's summer.
02:00Exactly.
02:01Summer, murder of animals.
02:02Summer, murder of chickens.
02:04Summer, murder of steaks.
02:06No, but I'm not killing the animal.
02:07The, the animal's already killed.
02:10For you.
02:12On order.
02:13Just for you.
02:14Imagine a whole world of...
02:16No, I didn't, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not like I've told the geezer,
02:20excuse me, can you please go and kill the animal?
02:22Well, no, the, the animal's already, he's already, he's already dead.
02:26So, I've eaten.
02:27If the whole neighborhood stopped buying the meat, guess what?
02:35What?
02:36No more killings.
02:38And veganism would reign.
02:41Know what I mean?
02:42Know what I mean?
02:42Listen, mate, yeah, if you want to, listen, mate, yeah, if you want to bash off a chicken,
02:46yeah, and then suck off a cow, you can do that.
02:49I don't want to do that.
02:50Oh, so you'd rather hire the killers.
02:54That's what you do.
02:55You hire the killers, and then you go and collect your rewards.
02:58Man, I'm literally just in my house, man.
02:59I'm literally just in my house minding my business.
03:02I'm literally just in my house minding my business, man.
03:04You're over here, just blabbing on about, look at me, I'm a vegan.
03:08Ask yourself this.
03:11Think about the poor chicken at home with his children, not knowing it was his last meal.
03:20Mate, if you want to fondle the chicken, you can go and do that, mate.
03:23But, yeah, but I don't care about, I don't care about you, you little chicken fondler.
03:27The cow, the cow, breathing his last country air.
03:32Oh, it smells of poo around here.
03:35Breathing it.
03:36Ah, country air.
03:38Not knowing.
03:39Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
03:43It's you.
03:44Mate, are you on the horse?
03:46I'm on vegan.
03:47I'm on life, man.
03:49Ha!
03:50Ha!
