Vegan Karen Tries to Destroy My BBQ in My Own Yard

Hazel Eleanor

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00:00Oh, why the hell is this woman here in my garden?

00:04Excuse me, love?

00:06What?

00:07What do you mean, what? What are you doing? That's my barbecue.

00:09I live, as you know, I live next door.

00:12What, there?

00:13Pardon?

00:14Yeah.

00:14Yeah, over there.

00:15Okay.

00:16Which means that I can smell all of this horrible, disgusting meat smell.

00:21Okay.

00:22I don't want to be smelling that, do I? I can't even open my windows.

00:24Yeah, love, you can't open your window because you're in my garden.

00:27If you're back in your garden there, then you'll be able to open your window.

00:31I'm a vegan.

00:32What? You're a what?

00:33A vegan.

00:35Why are you laughing at me?

00:39It's funny, isn't it?

00:40It is funny.

00:41What? That you've been, like, having this snack?

00:43No, no, no, it's funny that you're a vegan.

00:46Why?

00:47Because you're wearing a t-shirt saying, I don't have a vegan.

00:51Then why is that funny?

00:52It's just funny that you're in my garden.

00:55Oh, you're a garden?

00:57Because, like I told you, it's offensive.

01:00Something needs to be done about it.

01:01What?

01:02What's offensive?

01:03The smell.

01:04What? Smell the barbecue?

01:06Yes.

01:10I think it's funny.

01:12I'm going to have to get the police here.

01:14Sorry, what?

01:15I'm going to have to get the police here.

01:17For what? Excuse me, police.

01:18He's having a barbecue.

01:19I need to call the police on you for wearing that t-shirt.

01:22For God's sake, it's not about the fact that you have barbecue.

01:28They're like, what is it about then, love?

01:30Smell.

01:30What smell?

01:33The disgusting meat smell.

01:36What? You don't like the smell of meat?

01:38Of course I don't. I'm a vegan.

01:39The smell of meat is offensive to you.

01:46Would you not want to be smelling it?

01:48What?

01:48Well, if you're by this, love, I don't want to be smelling meat either.

01:52Well, then don't cook it.

01:53Yeah, but I'm not cooking it right now.

01:55I had a barbecue yesterday.

01:57Yeah.

01:57Well, obviously something's not right.

01:58Why can I still smell it?

01:59I don't know, love.

02:01I don't know, love.

02:02Have you been handling meat or something?

02:04Oh, my goodness.

02:05Are you deliberately trying to...

02:07I'm just going to get the police involved because I can't...

02:11Excuse me, police.

02:13He's got smelly meat.

02:15Look.

02:16It might have thought my meat smells.

02:18Obviously it is.

02:19How is it?

02:19You're cooking it.

02:20Why don't you just clean it afterwards or something?

02:22Well, yeah.

02:23I need to clean my meat, but obviously not right now, love.

02:25I'm in my office.

02:26I'm going to have to do something with your barbecue.

02:30Excuse me, but that's my property.

02:32Well, then something needs to be done so you can't cook any more meat.

02:34No, no, no, no.

02:35You cannot control my meat, all right?

02:37I need to because I'm next door and all I can do is smell this meat.

02:39Something needs to be done.

02:40Yeah, yeah.

02:41So, yeah.

02:41So, this is what you need to do, yeah?

02:43You need to go back next door, go inside, and then you won't be able to smell my meat.

02:49I can smell it.

02:50I can still smell it.

02:52You can smell what?

02:53Meat.

02:56It's a hot day.

02:57I want to be able to open my windows.

02:58Yeah, all right, love.

03:00This is what you do, yeah?

03:00You put your key inside the window, and then you push it, and then that's how you open your window.

03:06Look, I'm going to show you.

03:07I'm going to show you, all right?

03:08This is a window here.

03:09This is a window here, yeah?

03:12That's how you open a window, love.

03:14You're not even taking me seriously.

03:15I've had enough.

03:16You will probably take the police more seriously than me, so I'll ring the police.

03:20Well, I'll ring the police and you for, like, jumping in my garden.

03:23The door's open.

03:24Okay, well, that's still my garden.

03:26Yeah, but I'm allowed to be in your garden.

03:28Why are you allowed in my garden, love?

03:30It's an environmental issue.

03:31It's an environmental issue?

03:33Yeah, you're polluting the atmosphere.

03:35And what certificate do you have to, like, make it your business?

03:39I'm a vegan.

03:44Yeah, you're a vegan.

03:50Congratulations, love.

03:52Congratulations.

03:52You're a vegan.

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