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00:00Lee! Your packages! You want this! You want your...
00:03Hello?
00:04Hi. Um, I've been standing here for about three minutes now, so, uh, great, great start.
00:11Um, I just... Jackson, can I call you Jackson?
00:15Well, no, my name's Jack.
00:17No, so this is a, this is a community, right? This is a neighborhood?
00:23Yeah, I'm aware, aware I live here.
00:25Yeah, okay. Well, well, we have a family, and we don't, we don't want packages and random people coming in and out of our neighborhood all day long.
00:36What are you doing here? What, what is this?
00:38Uh, well, isn't that how delivery, delivery drivers work? They go in and out of the neighborhood.
00:43I've been in the neighborhood for nearly 10 years now, so I know, I know how things work.
00:47Look, I must have forgot that I ordered them. I'm away on a business trip.
00:51But if it's really, if it's really bothering you, why don't you take them in for me, and I'll come and collect them when I return.
00:57I'm not your maid. I'm not your maid, okay? I'm not your maid.
01:01And I think that it's really, really inappropriate that you think it's okay to just have packages stacked on top of each other.
01:09It doesn't look nice. You see, you see our house? We have no packages outside. We have a nice...
01:16Yeah, that's probably because you're there.
01:17...and your home is just ruining, ruining for everyone. You know, everyone. And it's making us feel unsafe.
01:26It's not, it doesn't make us feel safe when you have packages in and out, in and out, all day long.
01:32Do you see? Do you see how that doesn't make me feel really safe?
01:35Well, I apologize that you feel unsafe in this safe neighborhood, but look, it's two or three packages from Amazon that I completely forgot that were there.
01:46I'm back from my business trip in like two days, so up to you. You leave them there, you take them in, you put them somewhere else.
01:53I don't care. Look, I'm not making this an unruly place to live. It's just I completely forgot that I'd ordered them.
02:01Jackson, Jackson. Um, I think that it would be, yeah, yeah, okay. Um, I think it'd be way more appropriate if you could come back and remove the packages yourself.
02:12You know, I'm not safe touching whatever's in this. I don't know what's in here. I don't know what illegal stuff you're up to or why there's men coming in in our closed-off neighborhood.
02:24We have a gate. For a reason, you're letting random strangers in through our gate. That's not okay, okay?
02:31Look, um, sorry, we've obviously not met. We've obviously not met yet in the neighborhood. You must be quite new. I don't know. But what's your name, sorry?
02:39Sorry, I'm Michelle.
02:40Michelle. Okay, Michelle, can you, um, put it bluntly? Mind your own f***ing business.
02:46Yes. I'm at a really high-profile business meeting at the moment. What, you expect me to just fly back and collect my parcels?
02:54No, I'm not. I'm not going to do that. Either you leave them there or you take them in yourself.
02:58But that's it. That's the end of the line. I'm not...
03:01Can you let me...
03:02Look, this, I've got, I'm sorry, I've got to go. I'm in the middle of something.
03:06So you can either, you know...
03:07You really have to remove these packages. You really have to remove these so-called bloodly illegal items from outside of your doorstep.
03:16Just, like, okay, sorry, just...
03:17We just moved in.
03:18Can you leave, can you leave my, can you leave my doorstep, please?
03:21This is harassment now.
03:22Leave your packages. You want this. You want your f***ing packages.
03:28You will be hearing from me about this.
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