Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
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00:11:23to attention can't get enough attention fiending for likes just fiending we used to want love
00:11:34now we just want likes posting up pathetic pictures this is me eating sushi like me
00:11:46this is me 25 years ago when i was hot like me oh it's fucking sad man just fiending for
00:11:55attention
00:11:56addicted to attention and how do you get attention four easy ways to get attention number one easiest
00:12:04way to get attention show your ass show your ass you will get attention even if you don't got
00:12:14ass that's the world we live in it's like black china has more followers than gail cake
00:12:22because china is showing that ass that's right so number one show your ass number two easiest way
00:12:30to get attention is to be infamous yeah do some fucked up shit shoot up a school try to stab
00:12:40dave
00:12:40chapelle at a show that's right infamy you will get attention number three easiest way to get
00:12:49attention that's right to be excellent that's right like serena williams greatest tennis player
00:12:56to ever play the game absolutely excellent being excellent will get you attention but it's hard
00:13:06being excellent you got to get up in the morning you got to work out you got to practice it
00:13:12is much
00:13:13easier to show your ass that's right that's right and the number four easiest way to get attention
00:13:22number four is to be a victim you're like oh where he going with this
00:13:33don't get me wrong there's no there's no victim shaming going on no no no no no no there are
00:13:39real
00:13:39victims in this world there are people that have gone through unspeakable trauma and they need your
00:13:44love they need your support they need your care but if everybody claims to be a victim
00:13:51when the real victims need help ain't nobody gonna be there to help them okay and right now we live
00:13:58in a
00:13:58world where the emergency room is filled up with motherfuckers with paper cuts okay
00:14:11everybody trying to be a victim people that know good and goddamn well they ain't victims like white men
00:14:22when did white men become victims white men actually think they lose in the country
00:14:29to who it ain't us when's the last time you got on a black cruise ship
00:14:38or flew on a black airline get the fuck out of here we don't got no money
00:14:44we got some vodkas and a couple of record companies
00:14:49white men actually think they lose in the country
00:14:53did you believe did you see the capital riots white men trying to overthrow the government
00:14:59that they run
00:15:10they're like we got to get them out of office who us
00:15:18did you see the capital riots
00:15:20like what kind of white planet of the eighth shit was that
00:15:27these motherfuckers are climbing up walls
00:15:31taking a shit on pelosi's desk
00:15:37what the fuck
00:15:39what would make white men think they losing the country
00:15:43what what what what because there's no more white couples in commercials
00:15:49there's no black couples either
00:15:51every commercial has a mixed race couple
00:15:56everything
00:15:57shit i saw a commercial the other day
00:15:59saw a japanese woman married to a caterpillar
00:16:07the kids were squirrels
00:16:13by the way speaking of commercials
00:16:16when did snoop dogg become morgan freeman
00:16:25this nigga selling everything
00:16:28beer wine tampons
00:16:31i saw a commercial the other day snoop was selling reverse mortgages
00:16:40call them doggages
00:16:43what the fuck's a doggage
00:16:46i love snoop i love snoop
00:16:49okay so this i'm not dissing snoop
00:16:51last thing i need is another mad rapper
00:16:54all right
00:16:58no no no
00:17:02no no no
00:17:04no no no no
00:17:04back to the show everybody
00:17:08trying to be a victim
00:17:09like what's this girl
00:17:11megan merkel
00:17:13oh
00:17:15seemed like a nice lady
00:17:18just complaining
00:17:19i was like didn't she hit the light-skinned lottery
00:17:24hit the fucking light-skinned lottery
00:17:26and still going on complaining
00:17:29acting all dumb like she don't know nothing
00:17:32going on oprah
00:17:33i didn't know
00:17:34i had no idea how racist they were
00:17:38it's the royal family
00:17:40you didn't google these motherfuckers
00:17:45what the fuck is she talking about
00:17:47she didn't know
00:17:49it's the royal family
00:17:52they're the original racists
00:17:56they invented colonialism
00:18:00they're the ogs of racism
00:18:02they're the sugar hill gang of racism
00:18:09like the hip-hop
00:18:11the hibbit
00:18:11the hibbit
00:18:12the hip-hip-hop
00:18:13and you don't stop
00:18:14of racism
00:18:16the fuck is she talking about
00:18:19i didn't know
00:18:20that's like marrying into the budweiser family
00:18:24and going
00:18:25they drink a lot
00:18:29the fuck is she talking about
00:18:32this motherfucker's invested in slavery
00:18:34like it was shark tank
00:18:39the fuck
00:18:40they're so racist
00:18:42they're so racist
00:18:43some of that shit she went through
00:18:44was not racism
00:18:47it was just some
00:18:48in-law shit
00:18:52sometimes it's just some in-law shit
00:18:53cause she's complaining
00:18:55i'm like
00:18:55what the fuck is she talking about
00:18:57they're so racist
00:18:59they wanted to know
00:19:01how brown
00:19:02the baby was gonna be
00:19:04they're so racist
00:19:05they wanted to know
00:19:06how brown
00:19:07the baby's gonna be
00:19:08i'm like
00:19:09that's not racist
00:19:11cause even
00:19:13black people
00:19:14wanna know
00:19:20how brown
00:19:22the baby's gonna be
00:19:23shit
00:19:24we check behind them ears
00:19:31that's a scientific test
00:19:35cause you gotta see
00:19:36what kind of black child
00:19:37you gonna get
00:19:39is this a
00:19:40Steph Curry baby
00:19:42or a Draymond Green baby
00:19:49that Draymond baby
00:19:51gonna have a hard life
00:19:54Draymond black baby
00:19:56that nigga dark
00:19:58he sneak up on your black
00:20:01where you at Draymond
00:20:03right here
00:20:03hey
00:20:05hey
00:20:07put a bell on
00:20:08nigga put a bell
00:20:15I know what she going through
00:20:17I know what
00:20:18Meghan Markle's going through
00:20:19I know her dilemma
00:20:21black girl
00:20:23trying to be accepted
00:20:24by her white in-laws
00:20:26oh it's hard
00:20:28black girl
00:20:29trying to be accepted
00:20:30by her white in-laws
00:20:31it's so hard
00:20:32it's very hard
00:20:33but it ain't as hard
00:20:35as a
00:20:37white girl
00:20:38trying to be accepted
00:20:39by her black in-laws
00:20:43now that shit
00:20:44is really hard
00:20:45shit
00:20:46you bring a white girl
00:20:47home
00:20:48for Thanksgiving
00:20:49your mama
00:20:50gonna say something
00:20:53your mama's like
00:20:54why is there
00:20:55a social worker
00:20:57at the table
00:21:04like mama that's Jackie
00:21:07we've been married
00:21:08nine years
00:21:11you got three grandchildren
00:21:13stop being so mean
00:21:15you know I'm playing
00:21:16right Jackie
00:21:17just give me time
00:21:18give me time
00:21:20nah nah nah
00:21:22Meghan Markle
00:21:23I know the dilemma
00:21:25black girl
00:21:27trying to be accepted
00:21:28by her white in-laws
00:21:29black girl
00:21:31trying to be accepted
00:21:32by her white in-laws
00:21:34I'm like hey
00:21:35if you're black
00:21:36and you want to be accepted
00:21:39by your white in-laws
00:21:41then you need to marry
00:21:43a Kardashian
00:21:48cause they accept
00:21:50everybody
00:21:52that's right
00:21:53Kris Jenner
00:21:53is like the
00:21:54statue of liberty
00:21:57give me your
00:21:58tired
00:21:59you poor
00:22:00you hollowed
00:22:01masses
00:22:01Kris Jenner
00:22:03lets everybody in
00:22:04that's right
00:22:05she like a
00:22:06black grandma
00:22:07she just want to
00:22:08fix you up a plate
00:22:09that Kris Jenner
00:22:10she don't give a
00:22:11fuck
00:22:12she let everybody in
00:22:13she's like
00:22:14bipolar rapper
00:22:15bring your ass
00:22:16come in here
00:22:19you genius
00:22:20bipolar motherfucker
00:22:23crackhead
00:22:23basketball player
00:22:25bring your ass
00:22:28let me fix you up
00:22:30a plate
00:22:30you old crackhead
00:22:32daddy got titties
00:22:34bring your ass
00:22:39help me with
00:22:40these plates
00:22:42the Kardashians
00:22:43are inclusive
00:22:45and they love
00:22:46black people
00:22:47more than
00:22:48black people
00:22:49love black people
00:22:51shit
00:22:52the father
00:22:53freed OJ
00:23:01oh you forgot
00:23:02that little nugget
00:23:03of black history
00:23:05he was a
00:23:06he was a
00:23:07valuable member
00:23:08of the dream team
00:23:09that's right
00:23:10he wasn't
00:23:11Johnny Cochran
00:23:11he was the
00:23:12Klay Thompson
00:23:12of that team
00:23:13that's right
00:23:15that's right
00:23:16Robert Kardashian
00:23:17helped to free
00:23:19OJ Simpson
00:23:20a black
00:23:22football
00:23:23playing
00:23:23murderer
00:23:25woo
00:23:26OJ Simpson
00:23:28killed
00:23:29two white
00:23:30people
00:23:30and got away
00:23:32with it
00:23:32that's another
00:23:34kind of
00:23:34black excellence
00:23:41that's way
00:23:42before
00:23:43Wakanda
00:23:47yes
00:23:48Robert Kardashian
00:23:50helped to free
00:23:51OJ Simpson
00:23:53that's right
00:23:54and from that
00:23:55day on
00:23:55from the day
00:23:56on that he
00:23:57helped to free
00:23:58OJ Simpson
00:23:58from the time
00:23:59OJ Simpson
00:24:00left that court
00:24:01from that day
00:24:02on Robert
00:24:03Kardashian
00:24:03was cursed
00:24:05that's right
00:24:07the judge said
00:24:09not guilty
00:24:10OJ left the court
00:24:11got in his bronco
00:24:12drove away
00:24:14and soon as
00:24:16OJ drove away
00:24:18God appeared
00:24:20and God
00:24:22walked up to
00:24:23Robert Kardashian
00:24:24and God said
00:24:26Robert
00:24:28Kardashian
00:24:29for the sin
00:24:31of helping
00:24:33to free
00:24:33OJ Simpson
00:24:35a black
00:24:37football
00:24:37playing
00:24:38murderer
00:24:39from this
00:24:41day
00:24:41forth
00:24:42for the rest
00:24:43of eternity
00:24:44till the end
00:24:46of time
00:24:47your daughters
00:24:48will fuck
00:24:49nothing but
00:24:49niggas
00:25:03and not just
00:25:04any niggas
00:25:05crazy niggas
00:25:11the craziest
00:25:12niggas
00:25:13have learned
00:25:17yeah we
00:25:18going there
00:25:18tonight
00:25:20you can't
00:25:21tell none
00:25:21of these
00:25:22jokes at
00:25:22work
00:25:23motherfucker
00:25:24no
00:25:26I love
00:25:27the Kardashians
00:25:27I love
00:25:28the Kardashians
00:25:28they're
00:25:28they're a very
00:25:29tight-knit
00:25:30family
00:25:31you know
00:25:32what I love
00:25:32about the
00:25:33Kardashians
00:25:33I love
00:25:34how quickly
00:25:37they accepted
00:25:38Caitlyn
00:25:40I thought
00:25:41that was
00:25:41beautiful
00:25:41I thought
00:25:42it was
00:25:42beautiful
00:25:43that's right
00:25:44no must
00:25:45no fuss
00:25:46she's with
00:25:47us
00:25:49I thought
00:25:50it was
00:25:50beautiful
00:25:50I would
00:25:51love to
00:25:51believe
00:25:51that if
00:25:52my father
00:25:53became a
00:25:54woman
00:25:55that we
00:25:56would accept
00:25:56the situation
00:25:58as fast
00:25:59as the
00:26:00Kardashians
00:26:01and I'm
00:26:02sure we
00:26:03would
00:26:03I'm sure
00:26:04we would
00:26:05it wouldn't
00:26:06be the
00:26:06first season
00:26:11we need
00:26:12a few
00:26:12episodes
00:26:14to make
00:26:15this shit
00:26:15happen
00:26:16honestly
00:26:17here's the
00:26:18deal
00:26:18if my
00:26:19father
00:26:19became
00:26:19a woman
00:26:21I would
00:26:21accept it
00:26:22right away
00:26:22I would
00:26:23accept it
00:26:23right away
00:26:24you know
00:26:25what
00:26:25because I'm
00:26:25an artist
00:26:26and I've
00:26:27worked with
00:26:27all sorts
00:26:28of people
00:26:28I got
00:26:28nothing
00:26:29against
00:26:29anybody
00:26:29trans
00:26:29I'm
00:26:30sure
00:26:30there's
00:26:30trans
00:26:30people
00:26:31here
00:26:31tonight
00:26:31I got
00:26:32no
00:26:32beef
00:26:33with
00:26:33anybody
00:26:34except
00:26:34everyone
00:26:35right
00:26:37that's
00:26:38right
00:26:38my father
00:26:39became
00:26:39a woman
00:26:39I would
00:26:39accept
00:26:40it
00:26:40I mean
00:26:40to be
00:26:41perfectly
00:26:41honest
00:26:43to be
00:26:44perfectly
00:26:44honest
00:26:44in some
00:26:46situations
00:26:47I actually
00:26:49prefer
00:26:50trans
00:26:51women
00:26:52to
00:26:53original
00:26:53recipe
00:26:56you know
00:26:58like when
00:26:58you're watching
00:26:58a game
00:26:59they could
00:27:00read
00:27:00defenses
00:27:03that's a
00:27:04cover too
00:27:05oh
00:27:05thanks
00:27:05peaches
00:27:15no
00:27:18no
00:27:19no
00:27:19no
00:27:19again
00:27:20if my
00:27:20father
00:27:21became
00:27:21a woman
00:27:21I
00:27:22would
00:27:23accept
00:27:23it
00:27:24because
00:27:25I'm
00:27:25an
00:27:25artist
00:27:26I
00:27:26would
00:27:26accept
00:27:27it
00:27:27immediately
00:27:27now
00:27:28my
00:27:29brothers
00:27:30drive
00:27:31trucks
00:27:33so
00:27:33their
00:27:33reaction
00:27:34might
00:27:34be a
00:27:35little
00:27:35different
00:27:35than
00:27:36mine
00:27:36especially
00:27:37my
00:27:37older
00:27:38brother
00:27:39Andre
00:27:39he
00:27:40drives
00:27:4118
00:27:42wheelers
00:27:43or
00:27:43Raiders
00:27:43fans
00:27:43one of them
00:27:44er niggas
00:27:45you know
00:27:45if my
00:27:47father
00:27:47became
00:27:47a woman
00:27:48Andre
00:27:48would
00:27:49have
00:27:49a
00:27:49problem
00:27:50with
00:27:50that
00:27:50would
00:27:50be
00:27:50a
00:27:50very
00:27:51testy
00:27:51Christmas
00:27:52to say
00:27:53the
00:27:53least
00:27:54and my
00:27:54brother
00:27:54Andre
00:27:55be like
00:27:55man
00:27:55fuck
00:27:56that
00:27:56shit
00:27:56man
00:27:57the
00:27:58fuck
00:27:58you
00:27:58got
00:27:58the
00:27:58heels
00:27:58on
00:28:00the
00:28:00fuck
00:28:00you
00:28:00doing
00:28:01with
00:28:01the
00:28:01heels
00:28:01on
00:28:01you
00:28:01don't
00:28:02gotta
00:28:02wear
00:28:02a
00:28:02motherfucking
00:28:02heel
00:28:03why
00:28:04you
00:28:04got
00:28:04the
00:28:04wig
00:28:04what
00:28:05that
00:28:05got
00:28:05to
00:28:05do
00:28:05with
00:28:05nothing
00:28:06what
00:28:06the
00:28:07hair
00:28:07got
00:28:07to
00:28:07do
00:28:07with
00:28:15kids
00:28:15and
00:28:16then
00:28:16I
00:28:17would
00:28:17have
00:28:17to
00:28:17step
00:28:18in
00:28:18and
00:28:19be
00:28:19the
00:28:19voice
00:28:19of
00:28:20reason
00:28:20I
00:28:21would
00:28:21have
00:28:21to
00:28:21check
00:28:22my
00:28:22brother
00:28:22I
00:28:23would
00:28:23have
00:28:23to
00:28:23walk
00:28:24up
00:28:24to
00:28:24him
00:28:24go
00:28:24hey
00:28:24hey
00:28:25hey
00:28:26nigga
00:28:28she's
00:28:28your
00:28:29daddy
00:28:41we
00:28:41gotta
00:28:41love
00:28:42everybody
00:28:42man
00:28:43we
00:28:43gotta
00:28:43love
00:28:43all
00:28:44america
00:28:45america
00:28:45is
00:28:46in
00:28:46bad
00:28:46shape
00:28:46right
00:28:47now
00:28:47america
00:28:48is
00:28:48in
00:28:48horrible
00:28:49shape
00:28:49we
00:28:49got
00:28:49it
00:28:49worse
00:28:50than
00:28:50ukraine
00:28:52yeah
00:28:52i said
00:28:53it
00:28:54you
00:28:54know
00:28:55why
00:28:55because
00:28:55ukraine
00:28:56is
00:28:57united
00:28:57and
00:28:58america
00:28:59is
00:28:59clearly
00:29:00divided
00:29:02okay
00:29:03we
00:29:03are
00:29:04clearly
00:29:04divided
00:29:06our
00:29:07shit
00:29:07is
00:29:07so
00:29:07screwed
00:29:07up
00:29:08right
00:29:08now
00:29:08if
00:29:08the
00:29:08russians
00:29:09came
00:29:09here
00:29:09right
00:29:10now
00:29:10half
00:29:12the
00:29:12country
00:29:12would
00:29:12go
00:29:12let's
00:29:14hear
00:29:14them
00:29:14out
00:29:17we're
00:29:18in a
00:29:18bad
00:29:19place
00:29:19man
00:29:19republicans
00:29:21lie
00:29:21republicans
00:29:23lie
00:29:23biggest
00:29:25lies in
00:29:25the world
00:29:26republicans
00:29:27lie
00:29:27and democrats
00:29:29leave out
00:29:30key pieces
00:29:31of the truth
00:29:35that would
00:29:36lead to
00:29:36a more
00:29:37nuanced
00:29:38argument
00:29:39the whole
00:29:39country
00:29:40is
00:29:40fucked
00:29:40up
00:29:41school
00:29:42shootings
00:29:42every
00:29:42week
00:29:43fucking
00:29:44opioid
00:29:45epidemic
00:29:45abortion
00:29:46is
00:29:47illegal
00:29:48in most
00:29:49of the
00:29:49country
00:29:50in most
00:29:51of the
00:29:52country
00:29:52abortion
00:29:52is
00:29:53illegal
00:29:53a lot
00:29:54of people
00:29:55say
00:29:55chris
00:29:55you shouldn't
00:29:56talk about
00:29:56abortion
00:29:57it's a
00:29:58woman's
00:29:58issue
00:29:59say chris
00:30:00you shouldn't
00:30:01talk about
00:30:02abortion
00:30:03it's a
00:30:04woman's
00:30:04issue
00:30:05and i'm
00:30:06like hey
00:30:06i've
00:30:08paid for
00:30:08more
00:30:09abortions
00:30:09than any
00:30:10woman in
00:30:10this room
00:30:17when i go to
00:30:18the clinic
00:30:19i say
00:30:19give me
00:30:19the usual
00:30:25when i go
00:30:26in there
00:30:26they give
00:30:27me a
00:30:27punch card
00:30:28here you
00:30:28go
00:30:30two more
00:30:30and i get
00:30:31a free
00:30:31smoothie
00:30:35mango
00:30:37that's right
00:30:38pro-life
00:30:38pro-choice
00:30:39pro-life
00:30:40pro-choice
00:30:41what are you
00:30:41what are you
00:30:42i have two
00:30:43beautiful daughters
00:30:45i have two
00:30:45beautiful daughters
00:30:46right
00:30:48and
00:30:51so there's
00:30:52a part
00:30:52of me
00:30:53there's
00:30:54a part
00:30:54of me
00:30:56that's
00:30:56pro-life
00:30:58okay
00:30:58because i'm
00:30:59definitely
00:31:00pro
00:31:00their lives
00:31:03okay
00:31:04so there's
00:31:05a part
00:31:05of me
00:31:05that's
00:31:05pro-life
00:31:06but since
00:31:07i love
00:31:07my daughters
00:31:08unconditionally
00:31:09i love them
00:31:09not just as
00:31:10little girls
00:31:11i love them
00:31:11as grown
00:31:12women
00:31:13i want my
00:31:14daughters to
00:31:15live in a
00:31:15world
00:31:15where they
00:31:16have complete
00:31:17control
00:31:18of their
00:31:18bodies
00:31:19okay
00:31:19okay
00:31:24and because
00:31:25of that
00:31:25i am
00:31:28pro-choice
00:31:29i'm
00:31:29absolutely
00:31:30pro-choice
00:31:32okay
00:31:32i believe
00:31:34women
00:31:34should have
00:31:35the right
00:31:35to kill
00:31:36babies
00:31:42that's right
00:31:43i'm on
00:31:44your side
00:31:45i believe
00:31:46you should
00:31:47have the
00:31:47right to
00:31:48kill as
00:31:48many babies
00:31:49as you
00:31:50want
00:31:51kill them
00:31:52all
00:31:52i don't
00:31:53give a
00:31:53fuck
00:31:55but let's
00:31:56not get it
00:31:56twisted
00:31:57it is
00:31:57killing
00:31:58a baby
00:31:58because
00:31:59whenever
00:31:59i pay
00:32:00for an
00:32:01abortion
00:32:01i request
00:32:02a dead
00:32:03baby
00:32:04sometimes
00:32:05i call
00:32:06up the
00:32:06doctor
00:32:07like a
00:32:07hitman
00:32:07is it
00:32:08done
00:32:12and people
00:32:13argue
00:32:14first trimester
00:32:15second
00:32:15trimester
00:32:16first trimester
00:32:17second
00:32:18trimester
00:32:18i think
00:32:19women
00:32:20should have
00:32:21the right
00:32:21to kill
00:32:22a baby
00:32:22until
00:32:23he's
00:32:24four years
00:32:32off
00:32:33that's right
00:32:33fuck
00:32:34trimester
00:32:35semester
00:32:40i think
00:32:41you should
00:32:42be able
00:32:42to kill
00:32:43a baby
00:32:43until
00:32:44you get
00:32:44that first
00:32:44report card
00:32:48he ain't
00:32:49never getting
00:32:49a scholarship
00:32:52okay
00:32:52you can
00:32:53finish
00:32:53watching
00:32:54stranger
00:32:54things
00:32:56but when
00:32:57it's over
00:32:57we're going
00:32:58to the
00:32:58clinic
00:33:00hurry
00:33:01up
00:33:01i'm trying
00:33:01to get
00:33:02a smoother
00:33:09that's right
00:33:10pro-life
00:33:11pro-choice
00:33:12i'm pro-choice
00:33:13i'm pro-choice
00:33:13i'm pro-right
00:33:14choice
00:33:15i'm pro-good
00:33:15choice
00:33:16i'm pro-practical
00:33:17choice
00:33:17like ladies
00:33:20ladies
00:33:20listen
00:33:23if
00:33:23if you
00:33:24have to
00:33:26pay
00:33:26for your
00:33:28own
00:33:29abortion
00:33:30you should
00:33:32get an
00:33:32abortion
00:33:43stop
00:33:43stop
00:33:44letting
00:33:44broke
00:33:44dicks
00:33:45come
00:33:45inside
00:33:46of you
00:33:52this has
00:33:53been a
00:33:53public
00:33:53service
00:33:54announcement
00:33:57i'm on
00:33:58your side
00:33:59i'm on
00:34:00your side
00:34:01we're trying
00:34:02to
00:34:02everybody care
00:34:03about abortion
00:34:04trying to save
00:34:04these bad
00:34:05ass kids
00:34:07you know
00:34:08whenever there's a
00:34:08some of the kid
00:34:09goes crazy
00:34:10out of school
00:34:11they always say
00:34:12no child
00:34:12no child is born
00:34:14racist
00:34:15no child is born
00:34:16hating
00:34:17you have to teach
00:34:18a child to hate
00:34:19all children
00:34:20are good
00:34:21all children
00:34:22are born
00:34:23pure
00:34:23you know
00:34:24only people
00:34:25without kids
00:34:26say dumb
00:34:27shit like
00:34:27that
00:34:29kids are the
00:34:30meanest
00:34:31motherfuckers
00:34:32on the face
00:34:33of the earth
00:34:34they're the most
00:34:34racist
00:34:35sexist
00:34:36homophobic
00:34:37fatophobic
00:34:38will say
00:34:39anything to
00:34:40your face
00:34:40motherfuckers
00:34:41on earth
00:34:42okay
00:34:46you realize
00:34:47human beings
00:34:48we have the
00:34:49worst
00:34:49offspring
00:34:51of any animal
00:34:52we're the only
00:34:54animal in the
00:34:55whole animal
00:34:55kingdom
00:34:56that has to
00:34:57raise
00:34:57its kids
00:34:58for 18
00:35:00years
00:35:0218 years
00:35:03every other
00:35:04animal is like
00:35:05two or three
00:35:06days
00:35:09like birds
00:35:10are like
00:35:11i hope you
00:35:11can fly
00:35:1818 years
00:35:19and they
00:35:20still bad
00:35:20and they
00:35:21still
00:35:21fuck up
00:35:22no kids
00:35:24are born
00:35:24good
00:35:25shut the
00:35:25fuck up
00:35:26man
00:35:26my oldest
00:35:27daughter
00:35:28Lola
00:35:28used to
00:35:29bite kids
00:35:31bite them
00:35:32that's right
00:35:33you'll be at a
00:35:33birthday party
00:35:34happy birthday
00:35:35to
00:35:36ah
00:35:40you look
00:35:41around
00:35:41lower them
00:35:42bits
00:35:42about
00:35:43now let me
00:35:44ask you
00:35:44something
00:35:45do you think
00:35:45me and her
00:35:46mother
00:35:46taught her to
00:35:48bite
00:35:49do you think
00:35:50me and her
00:35:51mother sharpened
00:35:52her teeth
00:35:54do you think
00:35:55we bought her
00:35:55mannequins to
00:35:56practice on
00:35:57no that's just
00:35:58who the fuck
00:35:59she is
00:36:01that's just
00:36:02her nature
00:36:03she came out
00:36:04the womb
00:36:04like wolverine
00:36:07i love my
00:36:08kids
00:36:08i love my
00:36:09kids
00:36:09but i don't
00:36:10like them
00:36:11i don't like
00:36:12my kids
00:36:13you know
00:36:13one reason
00:36:14i don't like
00:36:14my kids
00:36:14because my
00:36:15kids are
00:36:15rich
00:36:16my kids
00:36:17are rich
00:36:17and spoiled
00:36:18i know
00:36:19some people
00:36:19like chris
00:36:20you rich
00:36:20yeah i'm
00:36:21rich
00:36:22but i
00:36:23identify
00:36:24as poor
00:36:31that's right
00:36:32my pronoun
00:36:33is broke
00:36:36that's right
00:36:37man
00:36:37and my kids
00:36:38are spoiled
00:36:39my kids
00:36:40are fucking
00:36:40spoiled
00:36:41and i did
00:36:42it
00:36:42me and their
00:36:43mother
00:36:44but i fucking
00:36:44did it
00:36:45a lot of
00:36:46people
00:36:46a lot of
00:36:47black people
00:36:47get a little
00:36:48money and they're
00:36:48like i want
00:36:48my kids to
00:36:49know how
00:36:49it is in
00:36:50the hood
00:36:50not me
00:36:52i want the
00:36:53exact opposite
00:36:54i don't want
00:36:54my kids to
00:36:55know shit
00:36:56about the hood
00:36:56i want them
00:36:57to be lost
00:36:58every time
00:36:59they in the hood
00:37:00okay
00:37:01my kids
00:37:01went to the
00:37:02best schools
00:37:03on earth
00:37:04okay
00:37:05my kids
00:37:06speak multiple
00:37:07languages
00:37:09okay
00:37:10sometimes
00:37:10they curse me
00:37:11out i don't
00:37:12even know
00:37:12what they
00:37:12talking about
00:37:14my kids
00:37:15ski
00:37:15they ride
00:37:16horses
00:37:17they fence
00:37:20i got
00:37:21fencing
00:37:21black girls
00:37:24with afro
00:37:25pups
00:37:26talking about
00:37:27touche
00:37:28nigga
00:37:30that's right
00:37:31you can't
00:37:32fuck with
00:37:32the rock
00:37:33girls
00:37:33boy
00:37:33them rock
00:37:34girls
00:37:35it's
00:37:35fucking
00:37:35spoiled
00:37:36i remember
00:37:37my youngest
00:37:38zara
00:37:38when she
00:37:39was in
00:37:39kindergarten
00:37:40one day
00:37:40the teacher
00:37:41said
00:37:41today
00:37:42we're gonna
00:37:43learn about
00:37:44the four seasons
00:37:45and zara
00:37:46said
00:37:46that's my
00:37:47favorite hotel
00:37:53yeah
00:37:54you ain't
00:37:54never seen
00:37:55black girls
00:37:56like this
00:37:56no my kids
00:37:58are fucking
00:37:58spoiled
00:37:59that's right
00:38:00and i did it
00:38:01man
00:38:01when they was
00:38:02little kids
00:38:03i used to
00:38:03take them to
00:38:04disney a lot
00:38:04used to take
00:38:05them to disney
00:38:05all the time
00:38:06right
00:38:06but i ain't
00:38:07take them
00:38:07like normal
00:38:08people
00:38:08no
00:38:09that's right
00:38:10we went on
00:38:10the illuminati
00:38:12package
00:38:14that's right
00:38:15we wasn't out
00:38:16there waiting
00:38:16to meet the
00:38:17characters
00:38:17like everybody
00:38:18else
00:38:18we backstage
00:38:19chilling
00:38:20with the
00:38:20characters
00:38:22that's right
00:38:22i smoked
00:38:23the joint
00:38:23with goofy
00:38:27look at
00:38:28minnie
00:38:28gave me
00:38:28a lap
00:38:29dance
00:38:31rubbed
00:38:31that big
00:38:32rat ass
00:38:32on me
00:38:38that's right
00:38:39man
00:38:39my kids
00:38:40had it good
00:38:40had much
00:38:42better than me
00:38:42when i was a
00:38:43kid
00:38:43we went to
00:38:44disney
00:38:45that's right
00:38:46me
00:38:46my mother
00:38:47my brothers
00:38:48we went to
00:38:48disney
00:38:49as poor
00:38:50people
00:38:50on a church
00:38:52trip
00:38:55it's sad
00:38:56already
00:38:56ain't it
00:38:58on a church
00:38:59trip
00:39:00new york
00:39:02to orlando
00:39:05in august
00:39:06on a bus
00:39:08with no
00:39:09ac
00:39:11it was so
00:39:12hot i thought
00:39:13we were going
00:39:14to see the
00:39:14devil
00:39:17took us
00:39:18two days
00:39:18to get
00:39:19there
00:39:19because the
00:39:20driver was
00:39:21selling weed
00:39:21on the way
00:39:24and when we
00:39:25finally got
00:39:26there
00:39:26we wasn't
00:39:26really there
00:39:27because disney's
00:39:29in orlando
00:39:30and our hotel
00:39:31was in alabama
00:39:38and we get
00:39:39we're staying
00:39:39in some nasty
00:39:40motel
00:39:41and we had
00:39:42a bed
00:39:43that vibrates
00:39:44if you put
00:39:44a quarter in it
00:39:45we little kids
00:39:46we don't know
00:39:47this is a nasty
00:39:48comed up
00:39:49mattress
00:39:51and we begging
00:39:52my mother
00:39:53mommy
00:39:53can you put
00:39:54another quarter
00:39:54in
00:39:56and my mother
00:39:57is like
00:39:57i'm gonna put
00:39:58a quarter in
00:39:59but this
00:39:59counts as
00:40:00a ride
00:40:02god damn
00:40:05best time
00:40:06of my life
00:40:06now my kids
00:40:08my kids
00:40:09yes they're
00:40:10spoiled
00:40:11yes they are
00:40:12spoiled
00:40:12but they get
00:40:13in trouble
00:40:13just like
00:40:13any other
00:40:14kids
00:40:14so about
00:40:15three years
00:40:16ago
00:40:16my oldest
00:40:17Lola
00:40:18was a senior
00:40:19in high school
00:40:19right
00:40:20and they went
00:40:21on a class
00:40:22trip
00:40:22time for a
00:40:23class trip
00:40:24now fancy
00:40:25school
00:40:25has a fancy
00:40:26trip
00:40:27so their
00:40:28class trip
00:40:29was to
00:40:30portugal
00:40:33portugal
00:40:33ain't that
00:40:34some shit
00:40:34portugal
00:40:35when i was a
00:40:36kid we went
00:40:36to the
00:40:36bronx zoo
00:40:39watch a
00:40:40gorilla
00:40:40jerk
00:40:41off
00:40:43and then
00:40:44had to
00:40:44write a
00:40:45report
00:40:45about it
00:40:47he held
00:40:48it
00:40:48tightly
00:40:51so Lola
00:40:52goes on
00:40:53the class
00:40:54trip
00:40:54and she's
00:40:54in
00:40:55portugal
00:40:55doing
00:40:56whatever
00:40:56portuguese
00:40:57shit
00:40:58they do
00:40:58and one
00:41:00day Lola
00:41:00and four
00:41:01of her
00:41:01little
00:41:02white
00:41:02girlfriends
00:41:03decided
00:41:04they're
00:41:04bored
00:41:05and they
00:41:06gonna
00:41:06leave
00:41:07the class
00:41:07they're
00:41:08gonna
00:41:08sneak
00:41:09away
00:41:09go to
00:41:10a bar
00:41:11and get
00:41:11drunk
00:41:13and then
00:41:13they try
00:41:14to sneak
00:41:15back in
00:41:15but of course
00:41:17they got
00:41:17busted
00:41:18of course
00:41:19they got
00:41:19busted
00:41:20now
00:41:20now these
00:41:21crazy rich
00:41:22white schools
00:41:23they don't
00:41:23play that
00:41:24shit
00:41:25you get
00:41:26busted
00:41:26sneaking
00:41:26out
00:41:27drinking
00:41:27they're
00:41:27like you
00:41:28are kicked
00:41:28out
00:41:28but
00:41:31but
00:41:31this school
00:41:33of course
00:41:34these crazy
00:41:34white schools
00:41:35got rich
00:41:36ass white
00:41:37parents
00:41:38and rich
00:41:39ass white
00:41:39parents
00:41:40do not
00:41:40let their
00:41:41kids get
00:41:41kicked out
00:41:42of school
00:41:42so all
00:41:44the parents
00:41:44all these
00:41:45rich ass
00:41:45parents
00:41:46they all
00:41:46got lawyers
00:41:47even the
00:41:48ones that
00:41:48were lawyers
00:41:49got lawyers
00:41:52okay and
00:41:52they got
00:41:53them good
00:41:53lawyers
00:41:54they got
00:41:54those
00:41:54NFL
00:41:55rape
00:41:56lawyers
00:41:59like I'm
00:42:00not advocating
00:42:01rape but
00:42:01if you
00:42:02ever on
00:42:02trial
00:42:02that's
00:42:03who you
00:42:03want
00:42:03okay
00:42:04either
00:42:05that
00:42:05or
00:42:05Robert
00:42:06Kardashian
00:42:06right
00:42:08and they
00:42:08got the
00:42:09good lawyers
00:42:10right
00:42:10right
00:42:10I didn't
00:42:11want to
00:42:11get a
00:42:11lawyer
00:42:11at first
00:42:12I didn't
00:42:12want to
00:42:12get a
00:42:12lawyer
00:42:13because I
00:42:13was mad
00:42:13at my
00:42:14child
00:42:15I was
00:42:15mad
00:42:16I was like
00:42:16Lola what
00:42:17the fuck
00:42:17is going
00:42:17on
00:42:18first you're
00:42:19biting now
00:42:19this shit
00:42:22and I tried
00:42:23to talk to
00:42:23my ex-wife
00:42:24I was like
00:42:24you know what
00:42:25let's wait
00:42:25before we get
00:42:26a lawyer
00:42:26let's see how
00:42:27this turns out
00:42:28let's see how
00:42:29it unfolds
00:42:29my ex-wife's
00:42:30like no
00:42:30fuck that
00:42:31we're getting a
00:42:31lawyer and
00:42:32we're gonna sue
00:42:33this school
00:42:33we're gonna sue
00:42:34this dean
00:42:35we're gonna sue
00:42:35these teachers
00:42:36I can't even
00:42:37believe they
00:42:37let her
00:42:37out of their
00:42:38sight
00:42:38we're suing
00:42:39these people
00:42:40and I
00:42:41started to
00:42:41argue with
00:42:42her
00:42:42but the
00:42:43last time
00:42:43I argued
00:42:44with my
00:42:44ex-wife
00:42:45about a
00:42:46lawyer
00:42:46I lost
00:42:47my house
00:42:51so we
00:42:51got a
00:42:51lawyer
00:42:52we got a
00:42:52lawyer
00:42:54and I'm
00:42:55talking to
00:42:55the lawyer
00:42:55and the
00:42:56lawyer's like
00:42:56okay okay
00:42:57I talked to
00:42:57some people
00:42:58and if you
00:42:58give me 10
00:42:59days I
00:43:00should be able
00:43:01to get her
00:43:01back in the
00:43:02school
00:43:02so Lola's
00:43:04home for
00:43:0410 days
00:43:04one day
00:43:05I come
00:43:06home from
00:43:07work
00:43:08and I see
00:43:09Lola outside
00:43:10just laughing
00:43:11with like three
00:43:12of her little
00:43:12white girlfriends
00:43:13just laughing
00:43:15you ever just
00:43:16wanna choke
00:43:17your child
00:43:19for smiling
00:43:20like motherfucker
00:43:21what you smiling
00:43:21about right now
00:43:22so I walk over
00:43:24to Lola
00:43:24I'm like Lola
00:43:25what's so funny
00:43:25what is so funny
00:43:27and Lola's like
00:43:28daddy stop it
00:43:29you're so serious
00:43:30I'll be back
00:43:31in school
00:43:32in no time
00:43:33and I'm like
00:43:34look at this
00:43:34smug
00:43:35motherfucker
00:43:36and at that
00:43:37moment I
00:43:38kinda snapped
00:43:39and I got
00:43:40back in the
00:43:40car
00:43:41I got back
00:43:42in the
00:43:42fucking car
00:43:43and I drove
00:43:43to the school
00:43:44I drove to
00:43:46the school
00:43:46and I found
00:43:46the dean
00:43:47I was like
00:43:47hey
00:43:47we need to
00:43:48talk
00:43:50I know
00:43:50you're going
00:43:50through it
00:43:51right now
00:43:51I know
00:43:52you got a lot
00:43:52of parents
00:43:53trying to sue
00:43:54you
00:43:54and trying to
00:43:55sue the school
00:43:56and trying to
00:43:57get you fired
00:43:58but I need
00:43:59a favor
00:43:59I need you
00:44:02to kick
00:44:03my daughter
00:44:04out of this
00:44:04school
00:44:06I need you
00:44:08to kick
00:44:08her black ass
00:44:09out of
00:44:11this school
00:44:12I need
00:44:13my black child
00:44:14to learn
00:44:15her lesson
00:44:16right now
00:44:17before she
00:44:18ends up
00:44:19on only fans
00:44:20or some shit
00:44:21please
00:44:22kick
00:44:23my child
00:44:24out of
00:44:25fucking
00:44:25school
00:44:26and they
00:44:27kicked out
00:44:27they kicked
00:44:28them all
00:44:28out
00:44:29but they
00:44:29kicked
00:44:29my child
00:44:30out
00:44:30first
00:44:31okay
00:44:31because I'm
00:44:32a celebrity
00:44:34and I went
00:44:36home
00:44:36act like I
00:44:37didn't know
00:44:37what was about
00:44:38to happen
00:44:39the phone rang
00:44:40I'm like
00:44:41Lola you
00:44:41should get
00:44:41that
00:44:45I act
00:44:46like I
00:44:46ain't no
00:44:46shit
00:44:47and Lola
00:44:48got the phone
00:44:49and they
00:44:50gave her
00:44:50the news
00:44:51and then Lola
00:44:52comes in
00:44:52all said
00:44:53daddy
00:44:53they kicked
00:44:54me out
00:44:55of school
00:44:55and I was
00:44:56like I
00:44:57told you
00:44:57them crackers
00:44:58is mean
00:44:58Lola
00:45:00I told you
00:45:01about them
00:45:01crackers
00:45:02and to this
00:45:03day
00:45:03Lola has
00:45:04no idea
00:45:05had anything
00:45:06to do
00:45:06with that
00:45:06shit
00:45:07and a
00:45:08mother
00:45:08has no
00:45:09idea
00:45:09had anything
00:45:10to do
00:45:10with that
00:45:10shit
00:45:10and the
00:45:11lawyer
00:45:11has no
00:45:12idea
00:45:12and they
00:45:13won't
00:45:13find out
00:45:14till they
00:45:14see this
00:45:15shit
00:45:15on Netflix
00:45:26but here's
00:45:27the amazing
00:45:28thing
00:45:28here's a
00:45:28beautiful
00:45:29thing
00:45:29that happened
00:45:29here's a
00:45:30beautiful
00:45:30thing
00:45:30it worked
00:45:32the whole
00:45:33thing
00:45:33humbled
00:45:34Lola
00:45:34my god
00:45:36because Lola
00:45:36got kicked
00:45:37out of school
00:45:37for real
00:45:38so she had
00:45:39to apply
00:45:39to another
00:45:39high school
00:45:40and she had
00:45:41to write
00:45:41essays
00:45:42explaining
00:45:43why she
00:45:43got kicked
00:45:44out
00:45:44and why
00:45:45it would
00:45:45never
00:45:45happen
00:45:45again
00:45:46and when
00:45:47it was
00:45:47time for
00:45:47her to
00:45:47apply
00:45:48for
00:45:48college
00:45:48she had
00:45:49to write
00:45:50why she
00:45:50got kicked
00:45:51out of high
00:45:51school
00:45:51and why
00:45:52it would
00:45:52never
00:45:52happen
00:45:52again
00:45:53and now
00:45:54three years
00:45:55later
00:45:55my daughter
00:45:56Lola is
00:45:57one of the
00:45:57coolest people
00:45:58I have
00:45:59ever met
00:45:59she is so
00:46:00amazing
00:46:02Lola Rock
00:46:03is amazing
00:46:05my daughter
00:46:06Lola goes
00:46:07to culinary
00:46:09school
00:46:09in Paris
00:46:12yeah
00:46:14culinary
00:46:15school
00:46:15touché
00:46:16nigga
00:46:16touché
00:46:19culinary
00:46:20school
00:46:20in Paris
00:46:22that's right
00:46:23my greatest
00:46:24achievement
00:46:24man
00:46:25I mean
00:46:25let's just
00:46:26think about
00:46:26it
00:46:27let's think
00:46:27about it
00:46:27for a second
00:46:27let's think
00:46:28about it
00:46:29my mother
00:46:30was born
00:46:32in 1945
00:46:34my mother
00:46:35was born
00:46:35in 1945
00:46:36in a little
00:46:37town called
00:46:37Georgetown
00:46:38South Carolina
00:46:39right
00:46:39and my mother
00:46:40told me
00:46:41when she
00:46:42was a little
00:46:42girl
00:46:43it was
00:46:44against
00:46:44the law
00:46:45for a
00:46:46black
00:46:46person
00:46:47to go
00:46:48to a
00:46:48white
00:46:49dentist
00:46:49against
00:46:51the law
00:46:51for a
00:46:51black
00:46:51person
00:46:52to go
00:46:52to a
00:46:52white
00:46:53dentist
00:46:53right
00:46:54and if
00:46:55you were
00:46:55a little
00:46:55child
00:46:55and you
00:46:56needed
00:46:57your teeth
00:46:57taken out
00:46:58like all
00:46:58children
00:46:59do
00:46:59if you're
00:47:00a little
00:47:01black
00:47:01child
00:47:01and you
00:47:02needed
00:47:02your teeth
00:47:02taken out
00:47:03and you
00:47:04couldn't
00:47:04find a
00:47:05black
00:47:05dentist
00:47:05you had
00:47:07to go
00:47:07to a
00:47:08vet
00:47:10yeah
00:47:11motherfucker
00:47:11a vet
00:47:13in America
00:47:14I'm talking
00:47:15about my
00:47:15mother
00:47:15I'm not
00:47:16talking about
00:47:16Harriet Tubman
00:47:17I'm talking
00:47:18about my
00:47:19mother
00:47:20shit
00:47:20she's sitting
00:47:21over there
00:47:21okay
00:47:22my mother
00:47:22went
00:47:23to a vet
00:47:24okay
00:47:26went to a vet
00:47:27and think
00:47:29about it
00:47:29this same
00:47:31woman that
00:47:31had to go
00:47:32through the
00:47:32indignity
00:47:33of going
00:47:34to getting
00:47:35her teeth
00:47:36taken out
00:47:36by a
00:47:36fucking vet
00:47:37the same
00:47:37woman
00:47:38now
00:47:39twice a
00:47:40year
00:47:41gets on
00:47:42a plane
00:47:42flies to
00:47:44Paris
00:47:44and has
00:47:46coffee with
00:47:47her granddaughter
00:47:48who is going
00:47:49to culinary
00:47:50school
00:47:51touche
00:47:52nigga
00:47:53touche
00:47:55okay
00:47:57and Lola
00:47:58and my
00:47:59mother
00:47:59my mother
00:48:00sits her
00:48:00down
00:48:01and tells
00:48:02her about
00:48:02her life
00:48:03and then
00:48:03Lola
00:48:04bites her
00:48:08yes
00:48:09touche
00:48:10nigga
00:48:10touche
00:48:11oh my
00:48:13life is
00:48:13good
00:48:13I cannot
00:48:14complain
00:48:15man
00:48:15cannot
00:48:16complain
00:48:16you know
00:48:17I got
00:48:17some
00:48:17bullshit
00:48:18going
00:48:18on
00:48:18but
00:48:19it's
00:48:19going
00:48:19good
00:48:20I'm
00:48:20single
00:48:21I'm
00:48:22single
00:48:23have been
00:48:24single
00:48:24a long
00:48:24time
00:48:25I was
00:48:25married
00:48:26for a
00:48:26long
00:48:26time
00:48:26and I
00:48:27was
00:48:27dating
00:48:28somebody
00:48:28for a
00:48:29while
00:48:29now
00:48:29I'm
00:48:29single
00:48:30here's
00:48:30the crazy
00:48:31thing
00:48:31you don't
00:48:32even
00:48:32realize
00:48:34all the
00:48:35amazing
00:48:35little
00:48:36things
00:48:36a woman
00:48:36does
00:48:37for you
00:48:37till you
00:48:38don't
00:48:38have
00:48:39one
00:48:41you don't
00:48:41even
00:48:42realize
00:48:42it
00:48:42women
00:48:42do so
00:48:43many
00:48:44things
00:48:44that you
00:48:45don't
00:48:45even
00:48:45realize
00:48:46like the
00:48:47other night
00:48:47I'm trying
00:48:47to get
00:48:48some sleep
00:48:48trying to
00:48:49sleep
00:48:49couldn't
00:48:50sleep
00:48:50trying to
00:48:51sleep
00:48:51couldn't
00:48:51sleep
00:48:52and suddenly
00:48:53it dawned on me
00:48:54I was like
00:48:55this pillowcase
00:48:56is filthy
00:49:03are we supposed
00:49:04to change
00:49:05this
00:49:07I flipped
00:49:08it over
00:49:09it was black
00:49:10and greasy
00:49:10I was like
00:49:12did Draymond
00:49:12Green sleep
00:49:13on this
00:49:13mother
00:49:14man
00:49:15that shit
00:49:16was black
00:49:17man
00:49:17trying to
00:49:18date
00:49:19trying to
00:49:19fucking
00:49:20date
00:49:20it's hard
00:49:21cause on one
00:49:22hand
00:49:22you know
00:49:23I'm lovey
00:49:24I want a
00:49:24real relationship
00:49:25I want a
00:49:26Sunday
00:49:27kind of
00:49:27love
00:49:28and the
00:49:29other
00:49:29time
00:49:30on the
00:49:30other hand
00:49:30I'm just
00:49:31a hoe
00:49:32I'm just
00:49:33bad
00:49:33I'm like
00:49:33ah fuck
00:49:34all this
00:49:34shit
00:49:35like I'm
00:49:36all fucked
00:49:36up
00:49:36we all
00:49:37got that
00:49:37like ladies
00:49:38I will
00:49:38lick
00:49:39your ass
00:49:41and never
00:49:42call you
00:49:42again
00:49:45but if we
00:49:46hold hands
00:49:47you my
00:49:48girl
00:49:51why is
00:49:52that
00:49:52why is
00:49:53holding
00:49:54why is
00:49:54holding
00:49:55hands
00:49:55more
00:49:56intimate
00:49:56than
00:49:57licking
00:49:57ass
00:49:58that
00:49:58don't
00:49:58make
00:49:59no
00:49:59sense
00:50:00I'm
00:50:01doing
00:50:01a Netflix
00:50:02special
00:50:02tonight
00:50:02I'm
00:50:03making
00:50:03a ton
00:50:03of
00:50:03money
00:50:03I
00:50:04might
00:50:04lick
00:50:04somebody's
00:50:05ass
00:50:05tonight
00:50:06but I
00:50:07know
00:50:07I ain't
00:50:08holding
00:50:08nobody's
00:50:08hand
00:50:11I know
00:50:12that
00:50:12shit
00:50:13I
00:50:14can't
00:50:14tell you
00:50:15every
00:50:15woman
00:50:15I
00:50:15fuck
00:50:16but I
00:50:16know
00:50:16every
00:50:17hand
00:50:17I
00:50:17ever
00:50:17have
00:50:20I'm
00:50:20trying to
00:50:21date
00:50:21trying to
00:50:22date
00:50:22trying to
00:50:23date
00:50:23women
00:50:23my age
00:50:24which is
00:50:2610 to
00:50:2715 years
00:50:28younger than
00:50:28me
00:50:31don't hate
00:50:32the player
00:50:32hate
00:50:33the game
00:50:34right
00:50:35I didn't
00:50:36get rich
00:50:37and stay
00:50:37in shape
00:50:38to talk
00:50:39about
00:50:39Anita
00:50:40Baker
00:50:46I'm
00:50:46trying
00:50:47to
00:50:47fuck
00:50:47Doja
00:50:48Cat
00:50:52haha
00:50:55haha
00:50:56haha
00:50:57yeah
00:50:57nigga
00:50:58yeah
00:51:00nah
00:51:00man
00:51:01a lot
00:51:01of
00:51:01people
00:51:02think
00:51:02men
00:51:03date
00:51:03younger
00:51:04women
00:51:04cause
00:51:04they
00:51:04younger
00:51:05no
00:51:05not
00:51:06at
00:51:06all
00:51:07men
00:51:07do
00:51:07not
00:51:07date
00:51:08younger
00:51:08women
00:51:08cause
00:51:09they
00:51:09younger
00:51:10men
00:51:10date
00:51:11younger
00:51:11women
00:51:12cause
00:51:13they're
00:51:13less
00:51:14expensive
00:51:15to
00:51:15date
00:51:16that
00:51:17is
00:51:17what
00:51:17it
00:51:17all
00:51:18boils
00:51:18down
00:51:18to
00:51:19see
00:51:19you
00:51:19go out
00:51:20with
00:51:20a
00:51:2025
00:51:20year
00:51:21old
00:51:21she
00:51:22just
00:51:22wants
00:51:22a
00:51:22pair
00:51:23of
00:51:23shoes
00:51:24I
00:51:24saw
00:51:25these
00:51:25shoes
00:51:25can
00:51:25I
00:51:25get
00:51:25these
00:51:26shoes
00:51:26I
00:51:27saw
00:51:27these
00:51:27shoes
00:51:28can
00:51:28I
00:51:28get
00:51:28these
00:51:28shoes
00:51:29I
00:51:30really
00:51:30like
00:51:30these
00:51:30shoes
00:51:31can
00:51:31I
00:51:31get
00:51:31these
00:51:31shoes
00:51:32can
00:51:33I
00:51:33send
00:51:33you
00:51:33the
00:51:33link
00:51:35can
00:51:36I
00:51:36send
00:51:36you
00:51:36the
00:51:36link
00:51:37I
00:51:37want
00:51:37to
00:51:37get
00:51:37these
00:51:38shoes
00:51:39can
00:51:39I
00:51:39get
00:51:39these
00:51:39shoes
00:51:40you
00:51:41can
00:51:41Venmo
00:51:41me
00:51:42that's
00:51:43the
00:51:43app
00:51:43I
00:51:43put
00:51:43on
00:51:44your
00:51:44phone
00:51:44three
00:51:44weeks
00:51:44ago
00:51:46can
00:51:46I
00:51:46get
00:51:46these
00:51:46shoes
00:51:48and
00:51:48if
00:51:48you're
00:51:48lucky
00:51:49your
00:51:4925
00:51:50year
00:51:50old
00:51:50will
00:51:51model
00:51:51those
00:51:52shoes
00:51:52for you
00:51:52that's
00:51:53right
00:51:53you
00:51:53go
00:51:53fuck
00:51:53it
00:51:53bitch
00:51:54get
00:51:54the
00:51:54shoes
00:51:54and
00:51:55if
00:51:55you're
00:51:55lucky
00:51:55she
00:51:56will
00:51:56model
00:51:56them
00:51:56for
00:51:57you
00:51:57naked
00:51:58and
00:51:58she's
00:51:59like
00:51:59you
00:51:59like
00:51:59your
00:51:59shoes
00:51:59daddy
00:52:00you
00:52:00like
00:52:00your
00:52:00shoes
00:52:01you
00:52:01like
00:52:02your
00:52:02shoes
00:52:02daddy
00:52:02you
00:52:02like
00:52:03your
00:52:03shoes
00:52:04and
00:52:04everybody's
00:52:05happy
00:52:07for the
00:52:07price
00:52:08of a
00:52:08pair
00:52:09of shoes
00:52:10that's
00:52:11what it's
00:52:11like
00:52:11to date
00:52:12a 25
00:52:12year old
00:52:13you
00:52:14go out
00:52:14with a
00:52:1445
00:52:1550
00:52:16they
00:52:16want
00:52:17more
00:52:17than
00:52:17shoes
00:52:21you
00:52:21go out
00:52:22with a
00:52:2245
00:52:2250
00:52:23year old
00:52:23she's
00:52:23like
00:52:24can
00:52:25you
00:52:25help
00:52:25me
00:52:26fix
00:52:26my
00:52:26roof
00:52:33god
00:52:34damn
00:52:35that
00:52:36ain't
00:52:36sexy
00:52:37at
00:52:37all
00:52:39well
00:52:39I
00:52:40gotta
00:52:40get
00:52:40estimates
00:52:41for
00:52:41this
00:52:41pussy
00:52:44I
00:52:45gotta
00:52:45see
00:52:45contractors
00:52:46for
00:52:46this
00:52:47pussy
00:52:47god
00:52:47damn
00:52:49you
00:52:50got
00:52:50with a
00:52:5145
00:52:5150
00:52:51year old
00:52:52they
00:52:52got
00:52:52a
00:52:52house
00:52:53that's
00:52:53falling
00:52:53apart
00:52:54they're
00:52:55like
00:52:55you
00:52:55know
00:52:55anybody
00:52:55with
00:52:56a
00:52:56snake
00:52:58a
00:52:59snake
00:52:59you
00:53:00know
00:53:00what
00:53:00my
00:53:01dick
00:53:01never
00:53:01get
00:53:01hard
00:53:05you
00:53:05got
00:53:05a
00:53:0645
00:53:0650
00:53:07year old
00:53:07they
00:53:07always
00:53:07got
00:53:07a
00:53:07car
00:53:08that's
00:53:08falling
00:53:08apart
00:53:10cars
00:53:10piece
00:53:10of
00:53:11shit
00:53:11they
00:53:12always
00:53:12got
00:53:13the
00:53:13worst
00:53:14version
00:53:14of a
00:53:15good
00:53:15car
00:53:18the
00:53:18car
00:53:18got
00:53:19a
00:53:19good
00:53:19name
00:53:19but
00:53:19they
00:53:20got
00:53:20the
00:53:20worst
00:53:20version
00:53:21they
00:53:22ever
00:53:22made
00:53:23like
00:53:23a
00:53:23Mercedes
00:53:24308
00:53:26what
00:53:27the
00:53:27fuck
00:53:27is
00:53:27a
00:53:28308
00:53:28four
00:53:29cylinder
00:53:30and
00:53:30you
00:53:30roll
00:53:31the
00:53:31window
00:53:31down
00:53:32who
00:53:33saw
00:53:33you
00:53:33this
00:53:34shit
00:53:35they
00:53:36got
00:53:36a
00:53:36Tesla
00:53:36that
00:53:37takes
00:53:37gas
00:53:41you're
00:53:42like
00:53:42who
00:53:42saw
00:53:43you
00:53:43this
00:53:43shit
00:53:44what
00:53:45the
00:53:45fuck
00:53:47but
00:53:48the
00:53:48pussy
00:53:48good
00:53:49that
00:53:5045
00:53:5050
00:53:51year old
00:53:51pussy
00:53:51it's
00:53:52good
00:53:52that's
00:53:53right
00:53:53it's
00:53:53simmered
00:53:54longer
00:53:55it's
00:53:56been
00:53:56on
00:53:56the
00:53:56pot
00:53:56a
00:53:57little
00:53:57longer
00:53:59that's
00:53:59right
00:53:59that
00:53:5945
00:54:0050
00:54:00year old
00:54:01pussy
00:54:01is
00:54:01like
00:54:01like
00:54:02spaghetti
00:54:04it's
00:54:05better
00:54:05the
00:54:05next
00:54:05day
00:54:08it
00:54:08really
00:54:09is
00:54:09it
00:54:10really
00:54:10is
00:54:11it
00:54:12really
00:54:12fucking
00:54:13is
00:54:13and they
00:54:14always
00:54:15got a
00:54:15fucked
00:54:15up
00:54:16car
00:54:16and you
00:54:16get
00:54:16that
00:54:17good
00:54:17pussy
00:54:17you
00:54:18get
00:54:18that
00:54:18good
00:54:1945
00:54:1950
00:54:19year old
00:54:20pussy
00:54:20you
00:54:20think
00:54:20you
00:54:20leaving
00:54:21the
00:54:21house
00:54:21okay
00:54:21I
00:54:21see
00:54:22you
00:54:22later
00:54:22and
00:54:22then
00:54:22she
00:54:22like
00:54:23no
00:54:23no
00:54:23no
00:54:23no
00:54:23no
00:54:24I
00:54:24need
00:54:25a
00:54:25favor
00:54:27can
00:54:27you
00:54:27come
00:54:28with
00:54:28me
00:54:28to
00:54:28the
00:54:28mechanic
00:54:29to
00:54:30pick
00:54:30up
00:54:30my
00:54:30car
00:54:31I
00:54:32really
00:54:32need
00:54:32you
00:54:32to
00:54:32come
00:54:32because
00:54:33if
00:54:33I
00:54:33go
00:54:33by
00:54:33myself
00:54:33they're
00:54:33going to
00:54:34take
00:54:34advantage
00:54:36so now
00:54:37you
00:54:37gotta
00:54:37go
00:54:37with
00:54:38her
00:54:38to
00:54:38pick
00:54:38up
00:54:38her
00:54:39car
00:54:39you
00:54:40don't
00:54:40even
00:54:40know
00:54:40what's
00:54:40wrong
00:54:41with
00:54:41the
00:54:41car
00:54:42but
00:54:42you
00:54:43gotta
00:54:43go
00:54:44and
00:54:44you
00:54:44just
00:54:45standing
00:54:45there
00:54:45like
00:54:46some
00:54:46sort
00:54:46of
00:54:46sexual
00:54:47scarecrow
00:54:54and
00:54:55the
00:54:55mechanic
00:54:55is like
00:54:56that's
00:54:56$500
00:54:56and
00:54:58you're
00:54:58like
00:54:58and
00:55:05then
00:55:05the
00:55:05mechanic
00:55:06says
00:55:06okay
00:55:07$450
00:55:08and
00:55:09then
00:55:09she
00:55:09goes
00:55:10I
00:55:11only
00:55:11got
00:55:11$35
00:55:13bitch
00:55:14you
00:55:15fucking
00:55:16played
00:55:16me
00:55:16I
00:55:17just
00:55:17got
00:55:18your
00:55:18roof
00:55:18fixed
00:55:21they
00:55:22say
00:55:22women
00:55:22have
00:55:23all
00:55:23they
00:55:23say
00:55:23men
00:55:23have
00:55:24all
00:55:24the
00:55:24power
00:55:24they
00:55:25say
00:55:25men
00:55:25have
00:55:25all
00:55:26the
00:55:26power
00:55:26but
00:55:27we
00:55:27don't
00:55:28we
00:55:28don't
00:55:29have
00:55:29all
00:55:29the
00:55:29power
00:55:30women
00:55:30have
00:55:31the
00:55:31power
00:55:32you
00:55:33got
00:55:33all
00:55:33the
00:55:33fucking
00:55:34power
00:55:35that's
00:55:36right
00:55:36because
00:55:37there's
00:55:37nothing
00:55:37more
00:55:38powerful
00:55:38than
00:55:39female
00:55:40beauty
00:55:42nothing
00:55:42more
00:55:43powerful
00:55:43that's
00:55:44right
00:55:44a
00:55:45beautiful
00:55:45woman
00:55:46can
00:55:46stop
00:55:46traffic
00:55:47there's
00:55:48nothing
00:55:49about
00:55:49a
00:55:49man
00:55:50that
00:55:50can
00:55:50stop
00:55:51traffic
00:55:53that's
00:55:53right
00:55:54you
00:55:54could
00:55:54be
00:55:54a
00:55:54dead
00:55:55man
00:55:55on
00:55:56the
00:55:56highway
00:55:56with
00:55:57your
00:55:57dick
00:55:58out
00:55:59and
00:56:00they
00:56:00will
00:56:00drive
00:56:00around
00:56:01your
00:56:01dead
00:56:01ass
00:56:03there's
00:56:04nothing
00:56:06more
00:56:07powerful
00:56:08than
00:56:08female
00:56:09beauty
00:56:11you can
00:56:12call it
00:56:12pussy
00:56:13call it
00:56:14whatever
00:56:15you
00:56:15want
00:56:15man
00:56:15shit
00:56:16I've
00:56:16been
00:56:16I've
00:56:17been
00:56:17working
00:56:18I've
00:56:18been
00:56:19working
00:56:19since I
00:56:19was
00:56:19seven
00:56:20years
00:56:20old
00:56:21been
00:56:21working
00:56:22for almost
00:56:2250 years
00:56:23seven
00:56:24years old
00:56:24used to sweep
00:56:25up at a
00:56:26supermarket
00:56:26I've been
00:56:27working since I
00:56:28was seven
00:56:28years old
00:56:29and I have
00:56:30made millions
00:56:32of dollars
00:56:33okay
00:56:34and every
00:56:36dime
00:56:36I have
00:56:37ever made
00:56:38I have
00:56:40spent it
00:56:41on
00:56:42pussy
00:56:44every
00:56:46fucking
00:56:46cent
00:56:47either
00:56:48pussy
00:56:48or
00:56:49pussy
00:56:49adjacent
00:56:51every
00:56:53fucking
00:56:53dime
00:56:54getting
00:56:55to get
00:56:56the pussy
00:56:56hair done
00:56:57getting
00:56:57the pussy
00:56:58taxes done
00:56:59getting
00:56:59the pussy
00:57:00son in
00:57:01the camp
00:57:01getting
00:57:02the pussy
00:57:02tooth
00:57:03fixed
00:57:03getting
00:57:04the pussy
00:57:04driveway
00:57:05done
00:57:06getting
00:57:07the pussy
00:57:07mama
00:57:07some
00:57:08life
00:57:08insurance
00:57:09getting
00:57:10the pussy
00:57:10bunion
00:57:11surgery
00:57:12I've
00:57:13paid
00:57:13more
00:57:14college
00:57:14loans
00:57:15off
00:57:15than
00:57:15Joe
00:57:16Biden
00:57:23mother
00:57:24fucker
00:57:26spend
00:57:26all
00:57:26my
00:57:27money
00:57:27on
00:57:27pussy
00:57:27and
00:57:28if
00:57:28I
00:57:28had
00:57:29a
00:57:29chance
00:57:29to do
00:57:29it
00:57:29again
00:57:29I'd
00:57:30spend
00:57:30it
00:57:30on
00:57:30pussy
00:57:31again
00:57:32they
00:57:33say
00:57:33men
00:57:35have
00:57:35all
00:57:35the advantages
00:57:36no we
00:57:37don't
00:57:38that's
00:57:38right
00:57:38man
00:57:39women
00:57:39you
00:57:40got
00:57:40all
00:57:40the
00:57:40advantages
00:57:41you
00:57:42ever
00:57:42notice
00:57:42how
00:57:42you
00:57:42can
00:57:43tell
00:57:43what
00:57:44kind
00:57:44of
00:57:44neighborhood
00:57:45you
00:57:45in
00:57:46just
00:57:47by
00:57:47who's
00:57:48not
00:57:49working
00:57:51think
00:57:52about
00:57:52it
00:57:53for
00:57:53one
00:57:53second
00:57:53you
00:57:53can
00:57:53tell
00:57:54what
00:57:54kind
00:57:54of
00:57:54neighborhood
00:57:55you
00:57:55in
00:57:55just
00:57:56by
00:57:56who's
00:57:56not
00:57:57working
00:57:57if
00:57:58you're
00:57:59in
00:57:59any
00:57:59neighborhood
00:58:00in
00:58:00America
00:58:01at
00:58:0112
00:58:0215
00:58:03in
00:58:03the
00:58:03afternoon
00:58:04on
00:58:04a
00:58:05Wednesday
00:58:05and you
00:58:06see
00:58:06women
00:58:07with
00:58:08sweatpants
00:58:08on
00:58:09coming
00:58:10out
00:58:10the
00:58:11gym
00:58:11pushing
00:58:12babies
00:58:13riding
00:58:14bikes
00:58:14that's
00:58:15right
00:58:16having
00:58:16brunch
00:58:17going to
00:58:18Soul
00:58:18Cycle
00:58:20chances
00:58:21are
00:58:21you're in
00:58:22a nice
00:58:23neighborhood
00:58:23there's
00:58:24probably
00:58:25a
00:58:25home
00:58:25foods
00:58:26nearby
00:58:27that's
00:58:28right
00:58:28wherever
00:58:29women
00:58:29ain't
00:58:30working
00:58:30is an
00:58:31amazing
00:58:31place
00:58:32to live
00:58:32that's
00:58:33where I
00:58:33want
00:58:34to
00:58:34live
00:58:34I
00:58:34want
00:58:34to
00:58:34live
00:58:35in
00:58:35a
00:58:35place
00:58:35where
00:58:36women
00:58:36are
00:58:36voluntarily
00:58:37not
00:58:38working
00:58:38that is
00:58:39where I
00:58:39want
00:58:40to
00:58:40live
00:58:40now
00:58:40let's
00:58:41switch
00:58:41it up
00:58:41if
00:58:42you
00:58:43in
00:58:43any
00:58:43neighborhood
00:58:44in
00:58:45America
00:58:45at
00:58:4612
00:58:4615
00:58:47in the
00:58:48afternoon
00:58:48on a
00:58:49Wednesday
00:58:49and you
00:58:50see
00:58:50men
00:58:52in
00:58:52sweatpants
00:58:54smoking
00:58:55cigarettes
00:58:56hanging
00:58:57with
00:58:57their
00:58:58boys
00:58:58lifting
00:58:59weights
00:59:00in
00:59:00the
00:59:00yard
00:59:02riding
00:59:02children's
00:59:03bicycles
00:59:05as
00:59:06their
00:59:06actual
00:59:07transportation
00:59:08then you
00:59:09are
00:59:10in
00:59:10danger
00:59:15whatever
00:59:16men
00:59:16don't
00:59:17work
00:59:17is
00:59:18fucking
00:59:18dangerous
00:59:19that's
00:59:19right
00:59:20that's
00:59:21right
00:59:21that's
00:59:21right
00:59:21women
00:59:22have
00:59:22all
00:59:22the
00:59:22power
00:59:23shit
00:59:23my
00:59:24ex
00:59:24wife
00:59:24is
00:59:25the
00:59:25smartest
00:59:25woman
00:59:26I
00:59:26know
00:59:26she
00:59:27got
00:59:27just
00:59:28as
00:59:28much
00:59:28money
00:59:28as
00:59:29me
00:59:29ain't
00:59:30funny
00:59:30at
00:59:31all
00:59:35god
00:59:38bless
00:59:39her
00:59:39god
00:59:39bless
00:59:39her
00:59:40nothing
00:59:41more
00:59:41powerful
00:59:42than
00:59:42female
00:59:43beauty
00:59:43nothing
00:59:44just
00:59:44look at
00:59:45Beyonce
00:59:48can't
00:59:49wait for
00:59:49that
00:59:49tour
00:59:50that's
00:59:51right
00:59:51man
00:59:52Beyonce
00:59:52I
00:59:53know
00:59:53she
00:59:53talented
00:59:53she
00:59:54is
00:59:54so
00:59:54talented
00:59:55she
00:59:55is
00:59:56extremely
00:59:56talented
00:59:57but
00:59:58even
00:59:58even
00:59:58with
00:59:59all
00:59:59that
00:59:59talent
00:59:59ain't
01:00:01nothing
01:00:01more
01:00:01powerful
01:00:01than
01:00:02the
01:00:02beauty
01:00:03Beyonce
01:00:04is
01:00:04one
01:00:05of
01:00:05the
01:00:05finest
01:00:05motherfuckers
01:00:06I
01:00:07have
01:00:07ever
01:00:08seen
01:00:09Beyonce
01:00:10is
01:00:11fine
01:00:12motherfucking
01:00:12shit
01:00:13Beyonce
01:00:13is
01:00:14so
01:00:14fine
01:00:16that
01:00:16if
01:00:16she
01:00:17worked
01:00:17at
01:00:17Burger
01:00:18King
01:00:20she
01:00:20could
01:00:21still
01:00:21marry
01:00:21Jay-Z
01:00:24that
01:00:25that's
01:00:25how
01:00:25fine
01:00:26she
01:00:26is
01:00:26she
01:00:27could
01:00:27still
01:00:27get
01:00:28her
01:00:28a
01:00:28billionaire
01:00:29great
01:00:29rapping
01:00:30fucking
01:00:30businessman
01:00:31she
01:00:32is
01:00:32so
01:00:32fine
01:00:33that
01:00:34if
01:00:34she
01:00:34worked
01:00:34at
01:00:35Burger
01:00:35King
01:00:35she
01:00:36could
01:00:37still
01:00:37marry
01:00:37Jay-Z
01:00:39now
01:00:40if
01:00:40Jay-Z
01:00:41worked
01:00:42at
01:00:42Burger
01:00:42King
01:00:47no
01:00:48no
01:00:48no
01:00:48women
01:00:49got
01:00:49the
01:00:50power
01:00:50and
01:00:50by
01:00:50the
01:00:50way
01:00:50that
01:00:51is
01:00:51not
01:00:51a
01:00:52Jay-Z
01:00:52diss
01:00:53I
01:00:54do
01:00:54not
01:00:54need
01:00:54another
01:00:55rapper
01:00:55mad at
01:00:56me
01:00:56okay
01:00:57I
01:00:58don't
01:00:58need
01:00:58it
01:01:00I
01:01:00don't
01:01:00need
01:01:00that
01:01:01smoke
01:01:01I'm
01:01:02like
01:01:02The
01:01:02Rock
01:01:03The
01:01:03Rock
01:01:04I
01:01:04do
01:01:05not
01:01:05need
01:01:05the
01:01:06smoke
01:01:06y'all
01:01:06know
01:01:06what
01:01:06happened
01:01:07to
01:01:07me
01:01:07getting
01:01:08smacked
01:01:08by
01:01:09Suge
01:01:09Smith
01:01:13everybody
01:01:14knows
01:01:15everybody
01:01:16fucking
01:01:17knows
01:01:18yes
01:01:19it
01:01:19happened
01:01:20I
01:01:20got
01:01:20smacked
01:01:21like a
01:01:21year
01:01:21ago
01:01:22fucking
01:01:23last
01:01:23week
01:01:23I
01:01:23got
01:01:24smacked
01:01:24at the
01:01:25fucking
01:01:25Oscars
01:01:25by this
01:01:26motherfucker
01:01:26and people
01:01:27like
01:01:28did it
01:01:28hurt
01:01:28it
01:01:29still
01:01:29hurts
01:01:31I
01:01:32got
01:01:32summertime
01:01:33ringing
01:01:33in my
01:01:34ear
01:01:39fucking
01:01:40drums
01:01:41please
01:01:43but I'm
01:01:44not a
01:01:44victim
01:01:45baby
01:01:45you will
01:01:45never
01:01:46see me
01:01:46on
01:01:46Oprah
01:01:47or
01:01:47Gayle
01:01:48crying
01:01:50you'll
01:01:51never
01:01:51see it
01:01:53never
01:01:53gonna
01:01:54happen
01:01:54I
01:01:55couldn't
01:01:55believe
01:01:56it
01:01:56and I
01:01:57love
01:01:57men
01:01:57in
01:01:57black
01:01:58no
01:01:59it's
01:02:00never
01:02:01gonna
01:02:02happen
01:02:02no
01:02:03fuck
01:02:04that
01:02:04shit
01:02:04I
01:02:04took
01:02:04that
01:02:05hit
01:02:05like
01:02:05Pacquiao
01:02:06motherfucker
01:02:10I
01:02:11took
01:02:11it
01:02:11like
01:02:13motherfucking
01:02:14Pacquiao
01:02:14okay
01:02:16shit
01:02:16man
01:02:17did it
01:02:18hurt
01:02:18yeah
01:02:18motherfucking
01:02:19hurt
01:02:20and people
01:02:21like
01:02:21well you
01:02:21guys
01:02:22are
01:02:22fighting
01:02:22all
01:02:22the
01:02:22time
01:02:23we
01:02:23not
01:02:23fight
01:02:23first
01:02:23of
01:02:24all
01:02:24I
01:02:24know
01:02:24you
01:02:24can't
01:02:25tell
01:02:25on
01:02:25camera
01:02:26Will
01:02:26Smith
01:02:26is
01:02:27significantly
01:02:28bigger
01:02:29than
01:02:29me
01:02:30we
01:02:30are
01:02:30not
01:02:31the
01:02:31same
01:02:31size
01:02:32okay
01:02:32we
01:02:33are
01:02:33not
01:02:34this
01:02:34guy
01:02:35Will
01:02:35Smith
01:02:35does
01:02:36movies
01:02:36with
01:02:36his
01:02:36shirt
01:02:37off
01:02:37you
01:02:38never
01:02:39seen
01:02:39me
01:02:39do
01:02:39a
01:02:39movie
01:02:40with
01:02:40my
01:02:40shirt
01:02:41off
01:02:43if
01:02:44I'm
01:02:44in
01:02:44a
01:02:44movie
01:02:44getting
01:02:45open
01:02:45heart
01:02:45surgery
01:02:46I
01:02:47got
01:02:47on
01:02:47a
01:02:47sweater
01:02:53Will
01:02:54Smith
01:02:54played
01:02:54Muhammad
01:02:55Ali
01:02:55in
01:02:56a
01:02:56movie
01:02:56you
01:02:57think
01:02:57I
01:02:58audition
01:02:58for
01:02:58that
01:02:58part
01:03:00he
01:03:00played
01:03:01Muhammad
01:03:01Ali
01:03:01I
01:03:01played
01:03:02Pookie
01:03:02in New
01:03:03Jackson
01:03:06I
01:03:14played
01:03:14a piece
01:03:15of
01:03:15corn
01:03:15in
01:03:15Pootie
01:03:16Tech
01:03:18even in
01:03:19animation
01:03:19this
01:03:20motherfucker
01:03:20is bigger
01:03:21I'm a
01:03:22zebra
01:03:22he's a
01:03:22shark
01:03:24what
01:03:24the
01:03:24fuck
01:03:25man
01:03:25but
01:03:26but
01:03:27Will
01:03:28Smith
01:03:30practices
01:03:32selective
01:03:32outrage
01:03:35practices
01:03:37selective
01:03:39outrage
01:03:39because
01:03:40everybody
01:03:40knows
01:03:40what the
01:03:41fuck
01:03:41happened
01:03:41everybody
01:03:42that really
01:03:43knows
01:03:43knows I
01:03:44had nothing
01:03:45to do
01:03:45with that
01:03:45shit
01:03:45I didn't
01:03:46have any
01:03:47entanglements
01:03:53I
01:03:54did not
01:03:56have any
01:03:57entanglement
01:03:57and for
01:03:58people that
01:03:59don't know
01:03:59what
01:03:59everybody
01:04:00knows
01:04:00his wife
01:04:01was
01:04:02fucking
01:04:02her son's
01:04:03friend
01:04:04okay
01:04:06now
01:04:07I normally
01:04:08would not
01:04:08talk about
01:04:09this shit
01:04:09but for
01:04:11some reason
01:04:11these
01:04:12niggas
01:04:12put that
01:04:13shit on
01:04:13the internet
01:04:15I have
01:04:16no idea
01:04:16why two
01:04:17talented
01:04:17people would
01:04:18do something
01:04:19that
01:04:19fucking
01:04:20low down
01:04:21what the
01:04:21fuck
01:04:22we all
01:04:23been cheated
01:04:23on
01:04:24everybody
01:04:24in here
01:04:25been cheated
01:04:25on
01:04:26none of
01:04:27us have
01:04:27ever been
01:04:28interviewed
01:04:28by the
01:04:29person
01:04:30that cheated
01:04:31on us
01:04:31on television
01:04:33none of
01:04:34us
01:04:34like hey
01:04:36I was
01:04:36sucking
01:04:37somebody
01:04:37else's
01:04:37dick
01:04:38how did
01:04:38that make
01:04:39you feel
01:04:49why the
01:04:50fuck
01:04:50would you
01:04:51do that
01:04:52shit
01:04:52she hurt
01:04:53him way
01:04:54more than
01:04:55he hurt
01:04:55me
01:04:56okay
01:04:57okay
01:04:57and by
01:04:59the way
01:04:59he does
01:04:59that shit
01:05:00everybody
01:05:01in the
01:05:02world
01:05:03called him
01:05:03a bitch
01:05:04I tried
01:05:05to call
01:05:05the motherfucker
01:05:06and give
01:05:06him my
01:05:06condos
01:05:07he ain't
01:05:07pick up
01:05:07for me
01:05:08everybody
01:05:09called
01:05:10that man
01:05:11a bitch
01:05:12fucking
01:05:14Charlemagne
01:05:15called him
01:05:15a bitch
01:05:16and the
01:05:16Breakfast Club
01:05:17called him
01:05:17a bitch
01:05:18and the
01:05:19View
01:05:19and the
01:05:20Talk
01:05:20and every
01:05:21rapper
01:05:21and the
01:05:23Drink Champs
01:05:24called him
01:05:25a fucking
01:05:25bitch
01:05:26everybody
01:05:27called him
01:05:28a bitch
01:05:29they called
01:05:29his wife
01:05:30a predator
01:05:30everybody
01:05:31called him
01:05:31a bitch
01:05:36everybody
01:05:40and who's
01:05:41he hit
01:05:41me
01:05:45a nigga
01:05:46he knows
01:05:47he can beat
01:05:47that is
01:05:48some
01:05:48bitch
01:05:49ass
01:05:49shit
01:05:57that's
01:05:57what the
01:05:57fuck
01:05:58happened
01:05:58okay
01:05:59the
01:06:00fuck
01:06:00out of
01:06:01here
01:06:01man
01:06:01the
01:06:02fuck
01:06:03what the
01:06:04fuck
01:06:04I do
01:06:04nothing
01:06:05to this
01:06:05motherfucker
01:06:06okay
01:06:06whatever
01:06:07years ago
01:06:08his wife
01:06:09said
01:06:09I should
01:06:10quit
01:06:10the Oscars
01:06:11I shouldn't
01:06:11host
01:06:13she
01:06:13fucking
01:06:14said
01:06:14he should
01:06:14quit
01:06:15because
01:06:15Will
01:06:16didn't get
01:06:17nominated
01:06:17for concussion
01:06:18what the
01:06:19fuck
01:06:19what the
01:06:20fuck
01:06:20so
01:06:21then I
01:06:21do
01:06:21some
01:06:21jokes
01:06:21about
01:06:22her
01:06:22who
01:06:22gives
01:06:22a
01:06:22fuck
01:06:23that's
01:06:23how it
01:06:23is
01:06:24she
01:06:24started
01:06:24I
01:06:25finish
01:06:25it
01:06:25okay
01:06:25that's
01:06:27what the
01:06:27fuck
01:06:27happened
01:06:27nobody's
01:06:28picking on
01:06:29this
01:06:29bitch
01:06:29she
01:06:30started
01:06:31this
01:06:31shit
01:06:33nobody
01:06:34was picking
01:06:35on her
01:06:37nobody
01:06:38was picking
01:06:39on her
01:06:39she said
01:06:41me
01:06:42a fucking
01:06:42grown ass
01:06:43man
01:06:43should quit
01:06:44his job
01:06:44because her
01:06:45husband
01:06:45nigga get
01:06:46nominated
01:06:46for concussion
01:06:47and then
01:06:48this nigga
01:06:48gives me
01:06:49a fucking
01:06:49concussion
01:06:50okay
01:06:51what the
01:06:52fuck
01:06:52man
01:06:53I
01:06:54love
01:06:54Will
01:06:55Smith
01:06:55my whole
01:06:56life
01:06:56I
01:06:57love
01:06:57this
01:06:57nigga
01:06:57I
01:06:57saw him
01:06:58open up
01:06:58for Run
01:06:58DMC
01:06:59at the
01:07:00Nassau
01:07:00Coliseum
01:07:01these niggas
01:07:02made brand
01:07:02new funk
01:07:03I
01:07:04love
01:07:04this nigga
01:07:06he made
01:07:06some great
01:07:07movies
01:07:07I have
01:07:08rooted
01:07:08for Will
01:07:09Smith
01:07:09my whole
01:07:10life
01:07:11I root
01:07:12for this
01:07:12motherfucker
01:07:12okay
01:07:13and now
01:07:14I watch
01:07:15Emancipation
01:07:16just to see
01:07:18him get
01:07:18whooped
01:07:22got me
01:07:23rooting
01:07:23for Massa
01:07:24okay
01:07:25now hit him
01:07:26again Massa
01:07:27hit him
01:07:28again
01:07:30you missed
01:07:31the spot
01:07:32Massa
01:07:32you missed
01:07:34the spot
01:07:36a lot of
01:07:37people go
01:07:37Chris how
01:07:38come you
01:07:38didn't do
01:07:39nothing back
01:07:39how come
01:07:40you didn't
01:07:40do nothing
01:07:41back that
01:07:41night
01:07:42because I
01:07:43got parents
01:07:44that's why
01:07:45because I
01:07:45was raised
01:07:47okay
01:07:50I got
01:07:51parents
01:07:53and you
01:07:53know what
01:07:54my parents
01:07:54taught me
01:07:55don't fight
01:07:56in front
01:07:57of white
01:07:57people
01:07:58I got
01:08:00and you
01:08:27can't
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